April 2016 Florida Full Throttle Magazine by Florida Full Throttle Magazine

No Purchase necessary. Sweepstakes open to US residents who are 21 years of age or older. 1 Grand Prize: winner will receive a Twisted Tea Branded Motorcycle - ARV $7,000.00. Sweepstakes begins at 12:01 a.m. EST on 3/1/2016 and ends at 11:59 p.m. EST on 11/6/2016. Prize winner will be selected in a random drawing on or around 11/10/2016. To enter text “BAGGER” to shortcode 30364 or email officialrules@twistedtea.com and provide your name, address, phone, date of birth and code “BAGGER” to submit an entry. Standard carrier message and data rates may apply. Upon entry, you will receive one confirmation message. Text “HELP” for help. “STOP” to cancel. Void where prohibited. For Official Rules and Prize Breakdown email officialrules@twistedtea.com .

APRIL 2016

ISSUE #235

Table Of Contents YOU DON’T SAY?

Pg. 38-39

8 LETTER FROM THE EDITORS 42 DEW DROP INN

NATURE COAST BIKER BASH INFO

44 CHARLIE’S BACK YARD 48 FROM THE PEN OF BIG AL 49 EVERYWHERE EDDY

MONTHLY DEPARTMENTS 3

FRAN HAASCH / QUAKER

FT SALES STAFF

10-11 CRUISIN’ CALENDAR 26 MICHELLE OSBORNE

Pg. 72-73 48

FEATURES COVER LEESBURG BIKE FEST 3 FRAN HAASCH BIKE NIGHT 5 SORE ASS RUN INFO 12 SUBSCRIPTION FORM 19 HARBOR FREIGHT 26 FROM WALL ST. TO MAIN ST. 30 BUD RUN 14 34-35 LEESBURG INFO 50 SECTOR 7 55 CHARLIE 3 FINGER 56 LAURIE JO HIGGINS 56 KEELHAULER 58 NANCY P. 65 FUNNY BONES - JOKES 66 PABLO GUTIERREZ 68 THE WALL 71 THUNDER ZONE CARTOON BACK COVER FRAN M. HAASCH 6

DAYTONA BEACH BIKE WEEK RECAP

ON THE COVER

LEESBURG BIKE FEST APRIL 22-24

To Say March was an amazing month for us here at Full Throttle Magazine would be an understatement. We started with producing one of the largest magazines we have put out in the past three years for the Bike Week issues coming in just under 100 pages and jam packed full of ads. We are a free magazine so our revenue comes from selling advertising and our reps. Make money on commission. It is good to see that the biker community still gets behind a great magazine like Full Throttle. It doesn’t hurt that we have the largest following on Facebook also with over 133,000 likes. We have 10 times the likes on our page than all of the other Florida biker mags COMBINED!!! You have a lot of places you can advertise your business with, I would like to take this time and thank every advertiser who has trusted us with their advertising dollars and their event promotions. We went through almost every magazine we printed extra for Bike Week in Daytona Beach (We printed an extra 5,000 book just to hand out in Daytona on top of our regular printed amount). We Also hosted 4 bike shows in Daytona during bike week. The Boardwalk Classic Bike Show had the largest turn out of ANY show in Daytona with just about 150 bikes and it was the largest ever for that show as well! When we returned back from Bike Week we had a little celebration at our office as March marked three years since my wife, Tonya Cianci, and I have purchased Full Throttle Magazine from my father, Paul Allen. Which also meant we made our last payment on our purchase plan to him so we now own Full Throttle Magazine outright. This was a great day for us as it has been a long three-year plan. I am very proud of my staff and family and friends who have stood by us helping make this happen. Nobody can do it all alone and without a great team, staff and family backing you, it could have never been accomplished! So now…. we move forward to the future! Full Throttle will be hosting the first ever bike show at Leesburg Bike Fest this year. We will be hosting a 10 class bike show near the Budweiser USA stage on Main street on Friday April 22nd. Registration will be at our booth on Main street in front of the library where we have been for the past 5 years. There has always only been one bike show at Leesburg Bike Fest on Saturday and we are glad we can help host a new one hopefully every year on Friday! Please come out and support our bike show, if you have any questions please call us at 727-935-4875 for info. See you all in Leesburg! The Soaked and Sore Ass Poker Run info is now available! We will be going from Palmetto to Marathon Key this year. We are starting in Palmetto because getting to the Key’s is a very long ride so we wanted to start on the southern side of the Skyway to save an hour from where our first stop would normally be in St. Pete. We will be traveling 41 South most of the way and then Heading south on US 1 down to Marathon Key where we will be staying at a Holiday Inn Express and Suites. We worked the best room deal we could for the Key’s, rooms are very expensive there! This is a great ride where you get a t-shirt, patch and completion certificate at the end and almost always make new friends on this ride! Pack up your rain gear and plan on having an adventure. We hope to see you on the 19th annual Soaked and Sore Ass Poker Run in June! I Have a few birthday wishes for the Month of April, First is my oldest daughter, Krysie who turns 17 on April 2nd Love you pumpkin (omg, I’m getting old) Then on April 5th is my beautiful Wife’s Birthday, Tonya Cianci, LOVE YOU BEAUTIFUL, STRAWBERRIES! Then my grandfather ‘s birthday is on the 18th and he turns 88 years old and still works every day, we are very blessed! Have a great month of April, Be Safe and Ride Smart, Don't Drink and Ride and I'll see you soon!

SUNDAY, APRIL 3RD - WEBSTER - WEBSTER MONTHLY SWAP MEET - Bike & Car Show Best of the Best. 8am-3pm at The Webster West Side Flea Market, 516 NW 3rd. Street, ph 352-793-9877. This show is held the 1st Sunday of every month year round. General admission is $5.00, children under 14 are free with a paying adult. Gates open 8am-3pm Swap Meet and Show. Trophies and Cash Prizes. Vendors, food, parts, clothing, leather and much much more. ATM always on site. Call Becky for details and information, 352-793-9877. www. cyclemeet.com. SUNDAY APRIL 3R D- 26TH ANNUAL SUNCOAST BROTHERHOOD CHILI COOK-OFF - At American Legion Post 275, 360 Wilson St., Dunedin, ph 727-7338153. Bring your chili in by 11:00 AM, no minimum, no entry fee. Power available for crock pots, BBQ grill will be lit, Coleman stoves available or bring your own. Noon official judging, unlimited tasting starts after judging for $5. Bring your taste buds. Plaques awarded for 1st & 2nd places: Hot - Medium - Mild. Games, 50/50, vendors, tickets for wheelbarrow of cheer, info KJ 727-453-8818. www.SuncoastBrotherhood.org. APRIL 2ND -BUBBA BLACKWELL BIG JUMP - Racing starts at 7pm. Bubba Blackwell Jumping a Harley over Harleys. VIP harley Parking, ride in on a harley, get in for $15. For more info call 941-748-3171 APRIL 8TH - 10TH - NATURE COAST BIKER BASH Concerts, give-a-ways, vendors and more! Greg billings, Bearded Brothers, Big Engine, Highway to Hell, and many more bands will be playing all weekend long at High Octane Saloon. Full Throttle will be hosting a bike on Sat April 9th with special trophies and much more! For info call 352-794-6037 APRIL 9TH - ORLANDO PREDATORS BIKE NIGHT - From 4pm till 7pm. Special parking, pre game party, special admission and seating, trophies for best paint, Full Throttle Choice, People's Choice, Best Chrome, Predators Choice and Best in Show. Awards on the field for the pregame. Top 3 represented groups ride 5 bikes on the field with dancers. For info call 917-710-8330 or vivit www. orlandopredators.com APRIL 9TH - JIM'S HARLEY BIRTHDAY BASH - Come celebrate Jim's H-D 37th Birthday from 10am till 2pm with live music, great food, vendors, cake, and enter to win a $500 Jim's H-D shopping spree. For info call 727-527-9672 or visit www.jimshd.com

APRIL 15 - 16 - STURGIS AT ELLIE RAYS BIKE RODEO - 1st Annual Sturge's at Ellie Ray's Bike Rodeo. Starts on 4/15/2016 and ends on 4/16/2016. April 15th 1pm2am & April 16th 10am-2am) at Ellie Ray's RV Resort & Lounge, (on the Santa Fe River) 3349 Northwest 110th St. Branford, FL 32008, ph 386-935-9518. On the River Bike Rodeo! Tickets start at $20. Full Serve Restaurant/package lounge, tent camping, RV hook-ups, cabin rentals, house rental, 40 boat docks, canoe rentals, tube rentals, heated pool, hot tub. Harley-Davidson Bike Raffle, Vendors, Gate Prizes, Raffles, 50/50, Auction, Food, two days of non-stop live music, Biker Games with prizes. Friday Night Headliner "Big Engine", Saturday Night Headliner "Confederate Railroad", info Carrie Kellough, Entertainment Director, 352-279-0919, reservations 1-855-RIVER-13. www.EllieRaysRVResort.com.

SAT. APRIL 16 - RIDE FOR THE GIRLS - is a poker run to benefit Girls Inc of Pinellas. Here is the route: Jim's Harley Davidson, Rick's Reef, Brown Boxer, Two Palms, Quaker Steak & Lube. There will be live music, silent auction, raffles and more! All proceeds benefit Girls Inc of Pinellas and will be used to provide scholarships to girls for summer camp. We inspire all girls to be Strong, Smart and Bold! The event starts at Jim's Harley Davidson and ends at Quaker Steak. Maps will be provided at registration. girlsinc-pinellas.org/poker-run/ or email kmichael@girlsinc-pinellas.org APRIL 16TH - ZEPHYRHILLS MUSIC AND MOTORCYCLES - From 6:30pm till 9pm featuring at 10 class Full Throttle Bike Show, and music by Southbound. There will be vendors, parking on the street and a food court. For info call 813-780-1414 or visit www.mszi.org APRIL 16TH - LAPDANCE OF LUXURY POKER RUN #23 - Over $2,000 in cash and prizes, begins and ends at Atlantis. Kickoff party starts at 1pm, rain or shine. Advanced ticket holders get a free t-shirt. For info call 727-201-9965. WED. APRIL 20TH - FRAN HAASCH BIKE NIGHT AT QUAKER STEAK AND LUBE - Fran Haasch will be giving away a Margarita machine and the Bearded Brothers will be plaing on the stage all night! Tons of great vendors, trivia and bike of the night trophies at the largest longest running bike night in the South East United States. For info call 727-572-9464

FRIDAY APRIL 22nd - FULL THROTTLE BIKE SHOW AT LEESBURG BIKE FEST - Register at the Full Throttle Booth in front of the Library on Main Street. The show is held in front of the Budweiser USA stage. 10 Class bike show with 1st and 2nd place trophies. For more info call 727-935-4875. Sponsored by Attorney Fran Haasch and Michelle Osborne. 20TH ANNUAL LEESBURG BIKE FEST - STARTS ON 4/22/2016 AND ENDS ON 4/24/2016. 9am-2am Friday and Saturday, 9am-5pm Sunday. Located in downtown Leesburg, 401 W. Magnolia St. All free to the public. An iconic biker and music event drawing over a quarter million people from all over the world packed into 30 square blocks over three days with over 85 concerts, 250 vendors, bike shows, demonstrations, bikini contests and more, info 352-365-0053, Jan@leesburgpartnership.com. www.LeesburgBikefest.com. TUES. APRIL 26TH - KICKIN WINGZ BIKE NIGHT - The Last Tuesday of every month. With live band The Jaded Band and Special Stunt show by Bryan Marino! Full Throttle Bike Show with trophies! $1 bud light drafts Sponsored by Full Throttle and Attorney Fran M. Haasch. For info call 727-233-3369

APRIL 29 - MAY 1 - 18TH ANNUAL SPRING THUNDER BEACH MOTORCYCLE RALLY - At Panama City Beach. The most Biker Friendly FREE Rally in the U.S.A! A 4-Day Motorcycle Rally on the “World’s Most Beautiful Beaches”. Over 200 Vendors & Exhibitors at Official Venues. Free Live Entertainment and Contests across the beach. Activities include a Bike Parade, Bikini Pageants, Poker Runs, Motorcycle Stunt Shows, Tattoo Contests, Bike Shows. Official Thunder Beach Merchandise is sold at each venue that include HarleyDavidson of PCB, Frank Brown Park, The Aaron Bessant Amphitheater, Pier Park, Hammerhead Fred's, Sharkey's Beachfront Restaurant & Tiki Bar and the Boardwalk Beach Resort. Most venues are open from 9am–9pm. No gates, no admission fees and free parking. Many local sponsors have daily specials on food and drink and special rates on rooms. Help Us Keep Our Rally Free! Support the Businesses that Support Thunder Beach, info@thunderbeachproductions.com, ph 850-2497627. www.ThunderBeachProductions.com. MAY 7TH - PLANT CITY BIKE FEST - 5-9pm at Historic Downtown Plant City, 102 N Palmer St. Free admission, Food, Drinks, live entertainment on Main Stage, bike show, 50/50, biker games, vendors and shopping in the downtown district, info Plant City Chamber of Commerce, 813-754-3707

MONDAY: Port Bar 6670 Gulf Blvd. St. Pete Beach 850-313-0302 TUESDAYS: CRAB DADDY'S - St. Pete Beach, Fl Red Tiki Bar 7361 46th Ave N, St Petersburg, FL 33709 VENOM New Port Richey, Fl WEDNESDAY: 1ST DOWN SPORTS BAR 5748 Main Street New Port Richey 727-232-2956 Biff Burger 3939 49th Street N. St.Pete, FL 727-527-5297

Quaker Steak & Lube 10400 49th Street N. Pinellas Park, FL 727-572-WING Raccoonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar 3240 Lithia Pinecrest Valrico, FL 813-689-5079 THURSDAY: APPLE BEE'S 2nd Thurs. Sarasota, Fl HIGH OCTANE SALOON 1590 S. Suncoast Blvd. Homosassa, FL 34448 352-794-6037 or 352-613-4957 QUAIL HOLLOW 6225 "Old Pasco Road Wesley Chapel THUNDER TAVERN 5111 State Rd 54 New Port Richey VENOM II New Port Richey, Fl FRIDAY: LUCKY DILL US 19 - PALM HARBOR - 8pm - midnight RHONDAVOUS BAR 9919 Seminole Blvd. Seminole FL 727-398-5579 SATURDAY: Biff Burger 3939 49th Street N. St.Petersburg, FL 727-527-5297 SUNDAY: Peggy's Corral 4511 US Hwy 41 N Palmetto, FL 34221 941-447-9609

THE BEACH (OLD HOGAN'S BEACH BAR) Every Thursday Night bike Night DAVIDSON DOCKSIDE 2nd Weds 7-10 pm Anclote Rd, Tarpon Springs, Fl THE HANDLE BAR 16406 US Hwy 19, Hudson Every 1st Friday Bike Night KICKIN WINGZ (Last Tuesday Of The Month) 8702 SR 52, Hudson, FL PLANT CITY BIKE FEST Plant City, FL 813-754-3707 SCOOTERS SALOON 3rd Thursday Bike Night 9847 E. Adamo Dr. Tampa 813-621-1694 SPRINGER SALOON 1st & 3rd Friday 7-10 pm 6408 Rowan Road New Port Richey, Fl Webster Westside Bike Show & Swap Meet (First Sunday of every month) 1-800-832-3477 - 352-628-4656 YARD OF ALE (TARPON SPRINGS) 2nd Tuesday Of The Month 606 N Pinellas Ave, Tarpon Springs, FL 34689 (727) 939-4281

If You have a bike event that takes place once a month please send us your info and we will list it here for FREE. Contact Tony at Full Throttle Magazine or e-mail TonyC@floridafullthrottle.com 13

Join Us For This TASTY EVENT!!

$ 00 Entry Fee

safety harbor

Beer & burger

throwdown SATURDAY, APRIL 16 • 2:00-8:00 MARINA PARK

110 Veterans Memorial Lane, Safety Harbor • Microbrewery Beer Garden with FREE Samples • Vote For The Best Brew and Most Creative Craft Beer • Different Burger Options and Craft Brews

ENJOY SAMPLES

$3.00 OR LESS!!

• DJ & Live Bands All Day • 2,000 + Sq. Ft. Kids Zone • Vendor Village with Local Artists and Crafters • Meet & Greet with NASCAR’s Cody Lane • Tampa Bay Sports Fan Zone

DON’T MISS THE

BEST BURGER IN THE BAY JUDGING STARTS AT 4:00 BY LOCAL MORNING SHOW DJS

For More Information: Simply Events 727-674-1464

SimplyEVENTS

Team Farrell

A Name You Can Trust !

Farrell Roofing, Inc. Home Services Division ™ Lic# CGC062632

Lic# CCC1327707

Shingle • Tile • Metal Flats • Repairs

Farrell Rescue, Inc. MRSR# 1377

Fire • Water • Mold

Additions • Remodels • Repairs Kitchens • Bathrooms

Commercial Division

Property Maintenance • Construction

Farrell Air Conditioning Lic# CCC1327707

Installation • Repairs • Maintenance

Carpet • Hardwood Tile • Laminate

Farrell Carpet Cleaning

Outdoors Division

Tile & Grout • Carpet • Upholstery Oriental Rug • Scotchguard

. . . l l a C e n O ! l l A t I s e Do

Flooring Division

Landscaping Pavers • Mowing

(727) 845-TEAM (8326)

GoTeamFarrell.com

600+ Stores Nationwide R PE ON SU UP CO

MOTORCYCLE STAND/ WHEEL CHOCK

• 1800 lb. capacity

LOT 61670 97841 shown

SAVE $202 $ 99

Customer Rating

comp at

$249.99

LIMIT 4 - Good at our stores or HarborFreight.com or by calling 800-423-2567. Cannot be used with other discount or coupon or prior purchases after 30 days from original purchase with original receipt. Offer good while supplies last. Non-transferable. Original coupon must be presented. Valid through 8/1/16. Limit one coupon per customer per day.

WOW SUPERMECOUCHGLOANPONIC'VESS SAVE 66%

SIZE MED LG X-LG

LOT 62434/62426 62433/62428 62432/62429

YOUR CHOICE

99 $599

Item 62429 shown

comp at

$11.99

SUPER COUPON

20% OFF

ANY SINGLE ITEM

Limit 1 coupon per customer per day. Save 20% on any 1 item purchased. *Cannot be used with other discount, coupon or any of the following items or brands: Inside Track Club membership, extended service plan, gift card, open box item, 3 day parking lot sale item, compressors, floor jacks, saw mills, storage cabinets, chests or carts, trailers, trenchers, welders, Admiral, Badland, CoverPro, Daytona, Diablo, Franklin, Hercules, Holt, Jupiter, Predator, Stik-Tek, StormCat, Union, Vanguard, Viking. Not valid on prior purchases. Nontransferable. Original coupon must be presented. Valid through 8/1/16.

R PE ON Customer Rating SU UP CO

26", 4 DRAWER TOOL CART – Truckin' Magazine LOT 95659 shown 61634/61952

R PE ON RAPID PUMP® 1.5 TON SU UP ALUMINUM RACING JACK O C LOT 69252 68053/62160 62496/62516 60569 shown

4000 PEAK/ 3200 RUNNING WATTS 6.5 HP (212 CC) SAVE GAS GENERATORS $ LOT 63079/69729 SUPER QUIET 63080/69676 shown LOT 69675/69728 63090/63089 CALIFORNIA ONLY

11999

289

comp at

$469

LIMIT 3 - Good at our stores or HarborFreight.com or by calling 800-423-2567. Cannot be used with other discount or coupon or prior purchases after 30 days from original purchase with original receipt. Offer good while supplies last. Non-transferable. Original coupon must be presented. Valid through 8/1/16. Limit one coupon per customer per day.

R PE ON SU UP CO

4 PIECE ANTI-FATIGUE FOAM MAT SET LOT 61607/62389 94635 shown

SAVE 61%

$ 99 • Each pad measures 25" x 25"

comp at

FREE WITH ANY PURCHASE

1" x 25 FT. TAPE MEASURE

$ 97 VALUE

LOT 69031/69030 shown LIMIT 1 - Cannot be used with other discount, coupon or prior purchase. Coupon good at our stores, HarborFreight.com or by calling 800-423-2567. Offer good while supplies last. Shipping & Handling charges may apply if not picked up in-store. Nontransferable. Original coupon must be presented. Valid through 8/1/16. Limit one FREE GIFT coupon per customer per day.

WOW

SUPER COUPON

Customer Rating

1499

1000 LB. CAPACITY MOTORCYCLE LIFT

$59.97

• Lift range: 7" - 30"

$17.97

LIMIT 6 - Good at our stores or HarborFreight.com or by calling 800-423-2567. Cannot be used with other discount or coupon or prior purchases after 30 days from original purchase with original receipt. Offer good while supplies last. Non-transferable. Original coupon must be presented. Valid through 8/1/16. Limit one coupon per customer per day.

SAVE 75%

comp at

$349.99

LIMIT 5 - Good at our stores or HarborFreight.com or by calling 800-423-2567. Cannot be used with other discount or coupon or prior purchases after 30 days from original purchase with original receipt. Offer good while supplies last. Non-transferable. Original coupon must be presented. Valid through 8/1/16. Limit one coupon per customer per day.

ER COUPON OWSUPER-SUPWID W E TRI-FOLD VE

SA ALUMINUM LOADING RAMP $100 99 LOT 69595/60334/90018

shown

comp at

R PE ON SU UP 2.5 HP, 21 GALLON 125 PSI VERTICAL CO

AIR COMPRESSOR

SAVE $339

LOT 69091/67847 shown 61454/61693/62803

$29999 $42999 comp at

$1310.99

2500 LB. ELECTRIC WINCH WITH WIRELESS REMOTE CONTROL

9 PIECE FULLY POLISHED R PE ON COMBINATION WRENCH SETS SU UP SAE CO

R PE ON SU UP CO

LOT 61258 shown 61840/61297/68146

SAVE $90

SAVE 66%

LOT 69043/42304 shown

METRIC

LOT 42305/69044/63171

YOUR CHOICE

comp at

$159.99

comp at $ 99$17.97

LIMIT 9 - Good at our stores or HarborFreight.com or by calling 800-423-2567. Cannot be used with other discount or coupon or prior purchases after 30 days from original purchase with original receipt. Offer good while supplies last. Non-transferable. Original coupon must be presented. Valid through 8/1/16. Limit one coupon per customer per day.

SUPER COUPON WOW 4-1/2" ANGLE GRINDER

SAVE 40%

R PE ON U P S U CO

SAVE $119

LOT 60625 shown 69645/95578

159

99 comp at $499

• 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed • Over 30 Million Satisfied Customers

• 1250 lb. capacity

comp at 99 $20 .26

.com or by calling our stores or HarborFreight t or coupon or prior LIMIT 6 - Good at used with other discoun 800-423-2567. Cannot be from original purchase with original receipt. days Original coupon must be purchases after 30 day. s last. Non-transferable. Offer good while supplie 8/1/16. Limit one coupon per customer per presented. Valid through

LOW PROFILE MOTORCYCLE DOLLY LOT 95896

Customer Rating

$1199

Customer Rating

LOT 69904 68892 shown

99 99 .99 9 $17

.com or by calling our stores or HarborFreight t or coupon or prior LIMIT 4 - Good at used with other discoun 800-423-2567. Cannot be from original purchase with original receipt. days 30 after l coupon must be ses Origina purcha day. s last. Non-transferable. Offer good while supplie 8/1/16. Limit one coupon per customer per presented. Valid through

SAVE 1011

$79

• 1500 lb. capacity

• 70 dB Noise Level

LOT 5889/62281/61637 shown

Customer Rating

SAVE $230

99 comp at $119.99

179

29 PIECE TITANIUM NITRIDE COATED HIGH SPEED STEEL DRILL BIT SET

SUPER COUPON

comp at

R PE ON SU UP CO

• 580 lb. capacity

• 3-1/2 Pumps Lifts Most Vehicles • Weighs 34 lbs.

We have invested millions of dollars in our own state-of-the-art quality test labs and millions more in our factories, so our tools will go toe-to-toe with the top professional brands. And we can sell them for a fraction of the price because we cut out the middle man and pass the savings on to you. It’s just that simple! Come visit one of our 600+ Stores Nationwide.

WINNER

.com or by calling our stores or HarborFreight t or coupon or prior LIMIT 8 - Good at used with other discoun 800-423-2567. Cannot be from original purchase with original receipt. be purchases after 30 dayss last. Non-transferable. Original coupon must day. Offer good while supplie 8/1/16. Limit one coupon per customer per presented. Valid through

SAVE $60

How Does Harbor Freight Sell GREAT QUALITY Tools at the LOWEST Prices?

7999

comp at

$198.99

• No Hassle Return Policy • Lifetime Warranty On All Hand Tools

• HarborFreight.com • 800-423-2567

Presents

Music & Full ThrottleÂ 10 Class Bike Show Trophies for 1st, 2nd & Best In Show Registration is $10 per bike From 4pm till 7pm Awards at 8pm Parking on the street Food court Vendor spaces available

0 : 9 o t 0 3 ic from 6:

Live mus

Downtown Zephyrhills 4:00 to 9:00 www.mszi.org 20

(813) 780-1414

Suncoast Brotherhood

Poker Run

April 9th at 5PM

103 8TH AVE N SAFETY HARBOR, FL

**BRING A GIFT CARD TO HELP THE KIDS THIS YEAR FOR YOUR FREE HAND**

First Stop 5-7pm: Red Tiki Bar, 7361 46th Avenue N., St. Petersburg 727-914-8928 Second Stop 6-8pm: Mario’s 12924 49th Street, Clearwater 727-791-3949 Third Stop 7-9pm: 8th Avenue Pub, 103 8th Avenue N., Safety Harbor 727-799-1105

LAST STOP: CAFÉ PRIMO 13260 66TH STREET, LARGO

Fourth Stop 8 –10pm: Aging Still, 11561 Walsingham Road, Largo 727-581-5466

#2 MARIO’S #4

Final Stop 9-11pm: Café Primo, 13260 66th Street Largo, 727-581-5466 POKER HANDS: Best Hand - $100

11561 WALSINGHAM RD, LARGO

1 for $5.00 or 3 for $10 2nd -$75

3rd - $50

Pot Luck - $25 Up to 2 Extra Cards per Hand at LAST STOP $1/ea 50/50 @ 1st & LAST STOP

CONTACT PUBLIC RELATIONS: KJ 727‐453‐8818 Join us on Suncoast Brotherhood Group Visit our website: SuncoastBrotherhood.org

#1 7361 46TH AVENUE N. ST. PETE CONTACT PUBLIC RELATIONS: KJ 727‐453‐8818 Join us on Suncoast Brotherhood Group website: SuncoastBrotherhood.org

Over my last month’s travels and conversations with people, one of the things that stood out in all the conversations I have had with many of you, is that people in general didn’t really understand about investments, investment accounts or how to protect themselves financially. You should really know where your money is and at minimum have an understanding of how financial markets work. It can be very overwhelming and I understand that. Most people I talk to just let someone else do the work for them. With so much going on with the economy, the political environment and the situation in China and around the world, it is critical you understand who is investing your money, why they are investing in certain areas and wondering where it really is? Do you remember 2008 and how long it has taken to recover from that disaster? The majority of people I speak with especially here in Florida also don't understand that there are vehicles that can help you shelter your dollars. I was also astounded at how many people do not have a will, power of attorney and or provisions for their children. As a fellow rider I am here to be your voice of reason, your family is depending on it and/or at minimum leave it to your favorite charity. Some people asked me, well how do you know when markets may turn or should I leave it under the mattress or even just as bad the bank earning nothing. With the average rate of inflation over the years running around 3%. Why would you want your money to earn nothing? So what is the answer? If you don’t know or cannot tell someone where your money is invested you need to call me, as I would love to sit down with you and explain in simple terms what this all means. Markets move in cycles and almost without fail they have had corrections about every 7 years. With the up coming presidential election you really need to know more than ever what makes a market move one way or another. It could be a simple statement from a political candidate on a certain subject or news about the global situation. Interest rates have been very low for many years and with the Federal Open Market Committee meeting on a quarterly basis they are looking to start raising rates, which has a very definitive affect on the average consumer because of the trickledown theory. In other words, if a company has to pay more for the working capital they borrow to use, then their prices must go up and it affects the stock/bond markets with the ultimate price paid by the average consumer. If you have money in the bank, don’t look to start making better returns on those monies any time soon.

It takes a while to affect savings interest rates. Inform yourself keep your money safe. I explain and explain. If you are working with someone whether it is your advisor, accountant or attorney, ask questions. We can always help you work with your other advisors. Or call us and we can help you determine what to ask. Hey, I could not repair my motorcycles or car to save my life. I go to an expert on that and I ask and ask because I know I need to be informed. Do that with your investments or your 401k, even your bank accounts. If you don’t understand ask! Every question when it comes to your financial health is important to your future. Protect your future get informed. Did you know that there are so many opportunities that you do not have to pay a fee for, your original investment is secure and you get the upside of the Russell or the S & P which equate to a gain in up to 7 to 8% at the same time. The best part is if the markets fall your original investment IS SECURE. Safeguard yourself and arm yourself with knowledge. It is not a secret. I pride myself in making something very complicated simple to understand. It would be like me taking my Harley to the dealership and them talking engine talk. Nope I want to know what the simple part is and can it be fixed. Because I want to be safe on the roads. With the political year heating up you will see many peaks and valleys as candidates debate issues. If you are nearing or in retirement, STOP lock in your principal investment today and stop risking what you have worked so hard for. Ask yourself do I have another 7 years to regain any losses if the answer is no. Call me and I will walk you through hedging anything you own. Also protect yourself against outside issues. Get the legal help you need we can refer you to some great resources in that field, help you with you decide what you want to happen in case of an emergency or your passing. Get you the peace of mind you deserve. Knowledge is power: I can help you with that so you can continue to enjoy life without worrying about whether you are losing that money you worked so hard to earn. This month’s winner of the $100.00 Visa drawing from our events, is Mike Barber of St. Petersburg - Congratulations Mike thank you for registering with us and coming by to say hello Happy Riding… Be sure to say hello at the many events we attend……Michelle Michelle Osborne is a Registered Representative offering securities through IFS Securities, Member FINRA/ MSRB/SIPC. 3414 Peachtree Road NE, Suite 1020, Atlanta, GA 30326. Phone 404-382-5223. Investing involves risks, including possible loss of principal. Please consider the investment objectives, risks, charges and expenses of any security carefully before investing Copyright: From Wall Street to Main Street/ Wall Street Rides/Michelle Osborne

Ride for the Girls Charity Poker Run

Proceeds benefit Girls Inc of Pinellas Inspiring ALL Girls to be Strong, Smart and Bold

Saturday, April 16th, 2016 Start: Jim’s Harley Davidson Registration begins at 10:00 am Last bike out at 11:00 am Finish: Quaker Steak & Lube Last bike in at 2:30 pm Live music by Josephine’s Machine Prizes, silent auction and 50/50 raffle Rain or Shine! • All vehicles welcome! First Hand $15 additional hands $5 each Prizes for top three hands and worst hand For more information visit www.girlsinc-pinellas.org or call 727-544-6230 Sponsored by

Motorcycle Night Presented by

Cycle Springs PowerSports

Saturday, May 21st 6:15pm VS.

FREE Ticket and 1 drink for all riders

Tailgate Party 4pm - 6pm



Greg Billings Band

Vendors, Food & Beverages Pre-game ride inside the ballpark Bike show with CASH prizes Trophies provided by K&K Custom Cycles “Hit for the Cycle” presented by Cycle Springs Powersports Register to win a motorcycle. 1st prize = Free set of New Tires

Post-game Fireworks Display For More Information Call (727) 712-4300

ThreshersBaseball.com 33

Worried About Today’s Economy? Let me help youWorry Less! The economy today can be very frightening to many of you especially with the ups and downs of the market almost daily and that’s where I can help. Michelle Osborne here and I have worked as a financial advisor over the years helping people achieve greater income and stability to help fulfill their dreams. You may not realize the risks in today’s markets or low paying instruments such as bank CD’s or savings accounts, and chances are you are probably losing money everyday and you’re probably not aware of the options out there and what’s available to make your life easier. You’ve worked too hard to earn what you have. Call me today and let me show you how to make the most of your money.

•Personal Financial Planning •Investment Strategies •Estate Planning •Asset Protection

Invest Smart and Ride Safe with the help of Wall Street Rides Wall Street Rides

Michelle Osborne Financial Advisor/Rider

“Registered Representative offering insurance products through IFS Securities, Member FINRA/ MSRB/SIPC. 3414 Peachtree Road NE, Suite 1020, Atlanta, GA 30326. Phone: 404-382-5223. Securities offered through IFS Securities are NOT FDIC INSURED, NOT BANK GUARANTEED, and MAY LOSE VALUE.“

CALL: 844-44WSRIDES

email: michelle.osborne@ifssecurities.com

Hi All, Let's see what can I tell you about 75th annual of Daytona Bike week, It was the best 12 days in Daytona that I have had in a long time, The camping was good but it was a bit cold the first weekend. We worked through that and had the best time. The last night at camp of course we partied our a** off . The Full Throttle tent at International Speedway started off in a really slow spot but talked to the management and got the best spot out there after the first day. The tent set-up was next to Ultimate Rentals & Catering and I made a new friend, Rob. He made the best pulled pork and pulled turkey sandwiches. if you are in Daytona for an event at the speedway look them up & tell them Dew told you to stop by!! There were 4 bikes shows this year! They were at Saints & Sinners @ Destination Daytona, the Winghouse on International Speedway, the Boardwalk and the finale was at the Daytona International Speedway and each one was a success. OK, its time to talk about something exciting for the Leesburg Bikefest! Full Throttle is going to start the Bikefest off with the first Friday Bike Show!! Look for the ad in this month magazine for the details!! If you are camping the ABATE of Florida Lake County Chapter is hosting a place to camp at the Eagles. The ad is in the March issue of Full Throttle...and tell them Dew told you to call for the best place to camp with great pricing. They even have food, drinks and entertainment!! Till next time, live life to the fullest and party your a** off. Dew

Greetings Bikers.,.. Welcome to The Back Yard. Well, we had a great time in Daytona for the 75th Daytona Bike Week. I was honored to be the Emcee at Full Moon Saloon on Historic Main Street. We had record crowds each day to come out and see rockin’ bands, the lovey ladies teams form our great sponsors, and the Clydesdales all on Main Street. April is just a busy with Leesburg Bikefest and then I’m off to beautiful Panama City Beach for Thunder Beach Spring Rally. Once 44

again I’ll be Emcee at Boardwalk Beach Resort. We have a great line up each day of the rally so be sure and check out Boardwalk Beach Resorts add in this month’s Full Throttle Magazine. To everyone on the roads remember this is motorcycle season here in Florida so please slow down and look both ways. Be safe everyone and remember. Always keep you stick on the ice. MONGO

What is S.E.C.T.O.R.7 u ask...!?

payment for what we do.

"Sector7 stands for Sports-bike Charity Theme Otaku Riders... We combined our LOVE of motorcycles, the ART of cosplaying & the JOY of giving out smiles to kids where ever we go! Let it be known, we are a non-profit organization that doesn’t expect

While on the subject, we are NOT a MC ether. But rather a group of independent riders that came together to form a TEAM for worthy causes. While giving a "positive spin" on the biker community & breaking DOWN new walls within the Cosplay culture. Proving that "anyone" can have FUN, doing what they LOVE and become MORE than ourselves. Because there is NO better feeling, than being able to brighting a kid's day & enjoying the reactions of others around us while cruising on a motorcycle in the middle of the day" ~Bumblebee / Founder and Team Leader S.E.C.T.O.R.7 was Officially established two years ago by two guys that had a dream to give back to the community. What started with ONE seeking out others like himself, with a April fool's announcement. Quickly expanded to TWO with a unique bond & adjective to simply have FUN while doing it! And with each event Sector7 attended, they expanded their ranks with a "new recruit" to the cause. What started with two men is now 20+ members strong now. With everyday men and women who want to give back to the Greater Good and to making kids dream's come true too seeing their heroes ride up on a motorcycles. "This amazing thing happened because 1 man had an idea, and he randomly met another man with an extreme inspiration. That inspiration, my inspiration came from my niece who believed the world would be a much better place if there were REAL heros. We all have our various reasons for being here, but at its core this team lives because of that hope. From her. From us. From everyone. It's why we joined. In closing let me say, it's been almost 2 years and she has "no idea" her uncle is in fact Batman and that he knows such amazing people. ~Batman / Co-Founder "People always ask us why we do the things

we do. Think back to your childhood and how you would have like to meet your favorite hero. Children look up to heroes as someone they wanna be like when they grow up. There is nothing more rewarding then feeling the tug on your cape and turning around with a gleam in a child’s eyes and a smile from ear to ear. Plus the gratitude in a parents eyes and a thank you in there voice. ~Superman / Sector7 Agent "Heroes can come in many forms. A parent, a first responder, a soldier or a teacher. Not all heroes were fiction. In a world of self serving people, only a select will donate time, money & energy to put not only a smile on a child's face but to all they come across transcending all barriers that separate us as a people. Don’t get me wrong there is a brotherhood in riding motorcycles indeed, however the bond doesn’t end there. Serving the community is a selfless act and a very super heroic thing that we do, one I am PROUD to do! ~StarLord / Sector7 Agent "As a team we look for more things to do to serve our community. As a team we have been to several comiccons in the area and enjoy going to different places to spread joy to children and their families. We have done fallen heroes rides, charity rides for the families of fallen bikers. We have also teamed up with predator patrol to help teach children about the safety’s and dangers of accepting candy from strangers. We have helped grant wishes for kids, Teddy bear runs for hostipals & attended a Kids camp for Faces of Courage. We help with fundraisers to raise money for schools and help share GOFUNDME pages for those in need. These are some of the things we have done in the last two years, since Sector7 formed. So yA, looking back at what "WE" have done as a team, it's been one hell of a journey indeed... From a simply IDEA, that became so much MORE to so many ppl on so many levels, has been a dream come true. So I for one, am looking Forward, to seeing what the FUTURE holds for Sector7" ~Bumblebee "We would like to thank tony @ full throttle magazine for this opportunity to show the community who we are and what we do." ~ Sector7 Team

Thunder Beach Spring Motorcycle rally April 27th – May 1st, 2016

PANAMA CITY BEACH, FLORIDA

Boardwalk Beach resort

Condo | Hotel | Convention Center Make Boardwalk Beach Resort your Panama City Beach Motorcycle Rally headquarters! Book your stay at either our affordable hotel or luxury condo, while rooms are still available.

• STAY HERE - Official Thunder Beach Platinum Lodging Sponsor • SHOP HERE - Panama City Beach’s Only Indoor / Outdoor Vendor Village • PARTY HERE - Official Thunder Beach Event Venue

Stay 3 nightS & the 4th night iS Free! Your 4th Night is FREE, when booking with promo code “4FREE”. Visit BoardwalkBeachResort.com or call 850-234-3484 to make your plans for staying at Boardwalk Beach Resort Hotel & Convention Center during the Thunder Beach 2016 Spring Rally!

BOOK TODAY

Available for a limited time only. Some restrictions do apply.

BoardwalkBeachResort.com • 850-234-3484 • 9600 South Thomas Drive, Panama City Beach, FL

Don’t know if you have heard about the biker Rambo and its friend Mary if you live around Lakeland FL. You may have seen Rambo & Mary Rambo rides mostly in a side car but I have heard he has rode in a baby seat attached to a sissy bar behind he has rode on the tank in front of Mary but that makes Mary the passenger Rambo does not have a dl. Licensing don’t let Grady Judd catch him because alligators don’t have Dl. Licensing the state is trying to take him away from Mary because they sat she does not have enough land but Rambo lives in a house she takes better care of him than most people take care of their pets if you will go N google and put in Mary & Rambo you will be surprised as I was lots of pictures and a story let’s all give they Gov. hell for trying to take him he would die I the wield as he is a pet him and Mary need each I think everyone knows i had congestive heart failure thought I would die but I lived throw it the Dr. said I had 20 to 26% of my heart to live on will not get better that is not enough but I only have 24-26% of my lungs left Asboutes and other lung desizes 7 years I had triple bypass not in good shape thay said thay

did not have hopes for getting better I got out living on oxygen 24/7 had to have a prisgman fron done on the way to get it the lady takeing me was hit head on thay had to cut me out of the car I have stayed in the bed almost 2 yrs sence that happen I now live on meds. The worst one is pain killers doctors don’t want to wright them drug stores don’t want to fill them that leaves a bed ridden person in a hell of a mess there is a Dr. Hoffman I seen on the Dr Oz show that is a expert on drugs he says the use of herion is up 80% because that their was oxycodone I don’t take eather one I take hypreodone 10/3252 that is mostley tylonol take take tyenol also because I don’t get enoung thank to for cleaning up the pill mills now doctors and drug stors don’t want to get eaught up in it so people live me have to suffer or go on street drugs die or go to jail or suffer or what have you I have a new little friend Happy Birthday Noah Ayesha 1yr old also my favorite wateriss and a biker family I watched the one in the middle grow up See you soon Suzie Happy birthday

Hey Ya’ll, It’s me…Laurie Jo Higgins, Privileged to be working for Tony and all the gang at Full Throttle ! It’s been a crazy couple of months with Race Week, Daytona Bike Week,FMF,Bradenton Motorsports Speedway, Bike nights at Q and L ,MacDill Air Show, and putting together what I hope turns out to be the best ever BIKE NIGHT AT THE TAMPA BAY RAYS!!! Save the date June 18th. Its been a pleasure to meet so many business owners and get Full Throttle in more places, thank you all for allowing us to put it there.Now it can be found all over Anna Maria Island, Bradenton , Palmetto and Ruskin.I look forward to featuring many businesses/ events in future issues. I live on Anna Maria Island, have four kids (the only Biker in the PTO),happily married and am blessed to live in Paradise. I look forward to showing off my Island and

nearby rides to all the readers, especially the ones who say “where the hell is is Anna Maria ?”…it’s like no place else. There are many unforgettable rides to take on our keys Longboat, Lido, Casey and Manasota…with canopy treed roads next to clear turquoise water. And some of the oldest coolest Biker bars around. We dance on the sand around here! I am no stranger to Bikes just riding them .This month I Just got my own bike a cool “Honda Rebel “and learned how to ride! Thank you Manatee River Harley Davidson and my awesome instructors Brian and Todd! Can’t wait to see ya’ll out there…look for me, and HEY, look twice this riding thing is a lot harder than it looks! And if I can help you with advertising or special events call me! Also please like my FB page Laurie Jo Full Throttle after you like our FL Full Throttle page. Let’s Ride, Laurie

This month I had the pleasure of interviewing the owner of VENICE POWERSPORTS 413 Laurel Rd East, Nokomis, FL 34275 (941) 484-8880 Hours: Monday – Friday 8AM–5PM E-mail: venicepowersports@aol.com www.venicepowersports.com Hank Riley has always been interested in motorcycles since he was a kid riding on his first Z-50 mini bike. He is 38, but has accomplished a lot in his time here in Florida. He opened up VENICE POWERSPORTS in November, 2013! But quoting Hank, “he couldn’t have done it without Will and Mike! Hank is from Indiana (just outside of Indianapolis) where his folks still live. He is his biggest inspiration inspiring him to succeed

at VENICE POWERSPORTS. Hank has worked on some jet skis for some very famous people, but doesn’t care to name drop!

It is called VENICE POWERSPORTS because originally they were looking for a building in Venice. The building turned out to be too small, and they ended up in Nokomis, but they didn’t change the name. They are the only Powersports dealer between ACTION KAWASAKI YAMAHA (941-745-9521) in Bradenton and DESTINATION POWERSPORTS in Punta Gorda (941-639-2155). Best way to reach you? Phone 941-484-8880 or 941-484-1606 At VENICE POWERSPORTS, they service probably 80% watercraft and the rest motorcycles. At this time of year, they get a lot of cruisers and dirt bike customers. They also do ATV’s and side-by-side. At VENICE POWERSPORTS, you get the personal touch! Hank does all the work himself, so no need to explain yourself twice. There is no mis-communication. Hank makes sure that everything WORKS and the right way or it doesn’t leave the shop! And the prices are very reasonable too – his labor rate is $80! What is your greatest achievement? Getting the opportunity to open this place with the help of Will Sparkman and Mike Smith. Those two guys were very key in getting this place going! Wil was the owner of the Yamaha dealer next door. He decided that he didn’t want to do it anymore, and gave me a leg up in starting VENICE POWERSPORTS. Mike Smith was working with me at the dealership. Then he came over here with me to VENICE POWERSPORTS and really hit it hard for two years. Without them, I don’t know what I’d do! What is your biggest regret? Not moving to FLORIDA sooner. Being in this business, Florida has taught me a lot. Answering the questions of “What makes you different than most shops? Hank’s answer was, “You get the personal touch here at VENICE POWERSPORTS!”. They do not have bike nights yet, but they want to! They do organize a ride for water-craft though. What are your future plans? To keep the place alive, keep going…not trying to get too big. I like the personal touch… Do you sell after-market products? Yes we do…we have pretty much all the distributors any other shop would have… Tucker Rocky, Parts Unlimited, Western Powersports, SBT, ProMarine.. Describe yourself in 3 words? Motivated and Grumpy! Three things you love? Motorcycles,

time off from work, and WORK ACTUALLY! Three things you dislike? Being too busy, not having any time to get away from this place, and TRAFFIC! If you were starting over right now, what would you do differently? I would slow down! What was your first bike and overall favorite bike? Honda Z-50 Mini Bike and CBR-900RR What are you current building? Some really fast jet skis for some local people. We don’t build so much as it is a repair shop. We install tires; do oil changes, a kind of general maintenance shop. And that’s the way we like it! There’s really not a lot of money in for performance in this area. What is the most common mistake new motorcycle shops make? I’d say not having the right people involved and trying to go too big too fast. I’d really like to thank FULL THROTTLE for this interview! I’d like to thank Will Sparkman and Mike Smith for getting VENICE POWERSPORTS to where it is today! And THANK YOU to my girlfriend because I put in a lot of hours! She is very understanding! And I’d like to thank OUR CUSTOMERS who believe in this place! Without you, VENICE POWERSPORTS wouldn’t be the successful business that it is; and I’d like to thank John Havell of Action Kawasaki Yamaha! THANK YOU!!! **** Jim Ferrara (SEA BREEZE MARINA 941-7476311)had very bad surgery and can’t go back to work! Rick Butler (COASTAL CRUISERS 941-6276686)was in a motorcycle accident the end of February and broke his leg in three places! My prayers and everyone at FULL THROTTLE MULTI-MEDIA goes with you! GOD BLESS!!! I visited these amazing shops: Christmas Traditions (941-358-0100) Custom Carts (888-860-3228) Get Coastal Exteriors (941-417-2521) Jesus Tire & Mechanic Shop, Inc. (941-981-3350) Loony Bin (941-255-5999) Sunset Kia (941-752-1000) Whalen Motorsports (941769-0103) Til next issue, Nancy p., Full Throttle rep. Ride Safe, and RIDE WHENEVER YOU CAN!

Cl al lor bel tin Ma chu ll Se ry • s • Co sletters • C • Window or Ha ogs • rs • Roll La ers • Gree Embroide enus • Bro vices • Fu e i p o C r w Do ps ly Sticke cards • F rd Signs • Sheets • M s • List Se ng • B&W osters Ne • Car Wra erts • ing • S s n I t r i P a D t s l n e Y o il in el nes • • Magnets Cards • C Silk Scree res • i z ds • P dow Perf • olders • S EDDM Ma ort Run Pr a g • Ma in ting bels ry • tF s• ochu Sh g • W rs • Pocke Billboard tepads • alogs s • Roll La ers • Gree Embroide enus • Br ices • F t a C r • • o v M e • ly Hang t Signage ionery • N Booklets ds • Sticke tcards • F ard Signs l Sheets • s • List Ser • B&W • t l r n r s g Y a e a s S n C fro St Po Maile un Printin nes • Perf • Folders • M Store bonless • il Campaig s • Plastic s Cards • D w o D R a ar es er s•E agazi ab hort Wind • Pocket d M S r • a • • g o R & C e Direct M ies • Bann rs • Busin s s L n b gers • Bill w Cli p ic tepad • Catalog ers • Roll • da n o v o e o n r a d C g e N e l H n a r i S • a r s n k o l l C o W ig ery rds klet Stic s • Co ters • r Wraps • serts • Do refront S ostca Pe tation igns • Boo c Cards • P S • • o n Copie • Newslet a I t s s S C d onles Plasti rs ing • ets • ampa s • CD s Car • Window k Poste ls • Magn ting Card ilk Screen CR & Carb ect Mail C Banners • • Busines ng Poce rs •S ree Dir •N s• abe w Cli angers •Fo a dg y e L G o s e d i r l e c d n • l e p i r n e o v s o d i l u H ket •Signla a R h C oi er W c r r C r yer S l o o • b o l • r l l F o s m s o u B c • D r p E t ers • L o nus • ervices • F Copies • C ewslette s t•oP r Wra efron cards rd Signs • ertsn•gerS il Sta e r a s M n C I M • • N Monla • ts a ess&•W C CD oor Hnaing • EDDb ts tS W e Y s s e • & i r e • n L s e B h f t g r d • S • s r s • Ca rs Ma Pe • B ail C • D cree oardR ell Po ng Car Maile rs • S Printi gazines • ll Labels • GreetingD Insye•rtSsilk S llsb• NC n&PrientDinirgecttM i rpsie• B • C r Folde s • EDDM hort Run Ro s • ards b•roide ignagoechure hort RSuervic Newslre Cte Ma o r • • e d s y s S l r r g g o a • F e C• Em ront Ss • Br ds • S• Full sters • Col w Clin g rs Billbo Notepads ts • Catalo rds • Stick stcardsG•reeStiin u s f s s e o a o n n e t e e P p r i t d e g c e e n o i • p l t i M St s • y • Nsot Serv azinesW Co s • WNews Fold • • Ca kle s • •Po inllgS•heetio lyeerrfs• Yarredene i r gg • B& r Wrasp FP onery gns • Boo ain lastic ess Cardrd P s ters •• Poacgkneet ts e•rC • t ainleers •loLgs •riM c S a a i s S o t w t r • a a n C P n o k S i e c l s p i s t • • l gs d r n • u • Pos Win ry • S P gnetszines angeerlss • M M Matiin Cam es • Ban l•esEsDDMtM CoarttaRun M & roidecket Foladrebon rs • B • s a H b D a e a g d s g a r e r D d i n a r L i o a e n E l p o• Roll rds • rs • G g • Bo&i alesinessdCow C • Emrb •rD • PoNCRB&illC oardss• Beopoakdls • lSl hLabteallso•gs •seMrts e or Co ters • CB s b r s ye Printin n s e i u n g n k a iallrbdosa• Flu Emlb ic e • B ig• Not rs • Rtos • C s CD In Soigr Han huresn•age • mpay t • let dars r•aps • W tee n s S t d s r e n • w R a c g e s g e s cnt Sig ail Caioner Stickeookl CardCard Signa Post Shorat rd Si Newts • M nar W erf •tY N CaleC Do • Bro • s • B t • e g P M o t c • • r Y C sn•ets • indowD Inse Menutsorefr Direcsts • StaCardsaigns • reetinPlasti refronCards epadsPerf • osteresll She dowle t dow es • Prs • S • Win Mai ro •ing • S rvicebonle lasticCamp ers • G tosiness • Noin s • g • Su W s r t e e n gg• C M e ardlsl C n e r n i s e l n nin P F y y e Full S & Ca ers •ct Mai s • Fls • Ba reeninrs • B ionerg & W agazt Fold Wrap• EDD cketrt R t rs • SSeilkSShcre R t Clin gs • Mocke • Car ards s • Po Sho nn ire stcard Saclenda s • Stoaw eery • ervicueress•• NiC Copyie• Sil•k C d loers • P gnet•s Billbo angerpads • M Maitla r o s sS•erBvaice D o P d l e l n aatnag • o i r n s id • ListBSroch r Copue os • W ets • C a e D Ca dises • C broidseletter Carbp l r l r H ote a H F o C l l • r s lst •SM p • s Co etsg• • B&a w CR & ra Book ignartgs • oDnoeory •oNardso•oE m lD er nus es • Cvoices sinesW oo ll Laboen e E k W D N • r • • s a N i • e C MeC u r B s n t i b s l ns • Printiln pist Se rs • Bg • B& rd Sigoster ures •ets • C aignsInsert s • Rotorefr CD Inss• Sta • Biilg oL asticslet a n p S e r P P n h i a W n s a d s e D t g • c g • • • Y m u e p k n l a d n a o C s a i s • s R r w c g r e r n n ti enin ng Caarbo nt Sig e • CaRl un Pr Perfazine us • Bels • M Mail C Nesiness rds ds • S Cam ort ner rshort indow ag • Menll Lab Directeting CcaC r ilk ScreG etCi R & Ctorefirroect Mapiladsp•ieSsh• BaPnostaerrss••BuW eS a M e r indo • s o e S i s W N r • t • ng & talog heet rs • R rvices • G Plas ery • yers res • CoazinesC•alend rapsd•ow Clikn •rvSice D • Noote r g o r S a l i e n l e • l d i u l e i k S F C l n e nerys • C Mag ers • C • e ly nnersmbro rds • Broch Screeu ic ll • Wienrs •oPoorcH o opie ogs • slett ts • rCaaprsW letsld E ostcanus • Silk es • F ll SStatiC rs • Ss • St est•caFruds •sF• Ba e l w • • n e a c s Copired Signsd•s • P e FaosticeCasrtdSer•viPco M W i t g W s y M ars • N • Ma• Car oor Hsaenrgts • D rt Serv onles • B& s • Ce M e D i ards olorf • Ya s Car heets • broid D ef Pl rs • LC r s n E g t s l s I t b D i o t n e r • s e t i l L • e a t D o b s S S k C s m r • n s n a C C l P d o i e rtards llboarning • ing •a & n Pr s • Bo • E rs CR R auisl iness opiesd•ow Pe Busirnse• Sel igns M seC es •s • RoelllsL• MaCgD Ing t &C iScree PrinR nagazink • olde ard S DM arieles • N C• Win dars F t up gM r i r n b i o • a e t eS•ilB a h n• NC e s e &liW L g k D S c u Y d e s u i l a m n B t E r l r • t g • R • h a e n e a o l • S n G s c s f t k g C • a C r i r R • C rs • sC• Poc ow Peoards s • Bro ad t Mailatalog ardskers • etinglyers • ront Sidery • Sho es ters Nll Swer r p u e h t c o b e o u c s f C e C l r s u r •F o s • F ind ttange • Wined• Bil • Menry • N e Dire • re br tepad tic rs • G eH Bro s • P tic W eostcardnsing •igSntso• Em gignag heetstatione Serv•icBookleetrss • PClaasrds •• S vice N•oMenusag•azitne r l•yP n i l e F • S C atipnsg•• BP&oW y S r c S e l r S n i S l s s s e t c t e d l i n s u d r • W l M r s n oew s t n n r L a c F e a a r s g e • d o a o l s ilers • ts • Ca fr ers •bSonles ices a•mpai ies • rBs • P Postc ga s z•ines tSaetill SheataloM Prinngera S s Cearry • SwilkPeSrf •sY n s • v e p u r • e d r e C l s n o R a n e l n s a i n o i C g • C t S C s g d e a a o bonllders lets •EDDM • Ma Shor oor H• Ma EDDoM F iisrtect M • Coloiers • B ess Carsr • Bu mbro•id indC CRl& •L W • D gs s ar o Bookrds • abelp ser•s • R li s a r p E n s D i e g d o e & • s i n i n s w Cli NCR PocketgF polor C s • B•uCale Signo • illboa Roll LNote adIsnsesr•tsC•atalBoillbSotaicrd t k MSaerviceW CoC s n r i • • D B nsPtcrianrd &pies • alendleatters • Yar•dWind huresngers ampaage • ckers n•ery • ds • C let nagea•rds • rt Ruo B k o • o g r C f c o s r raps • Bro or Ha Mail t Sign s • StiStatio ng Cans • B nt Sigstic C • Sho C n rsPNeer ds P•oPstew waPr eW r s o a t &WslCettesrtser•s Neiw i n g o • l i d s oC a t r c d D o r f P s a u e d e r C a a s e • f r p n e • n i p r s e r Me rts ce D ore lasticarCbonl ers • aGil Camg • Staonners • Notuesines zines •Windos • W ew • Poing &gW s• g •eSrts • P l • Ma nlel tShedestsC•D Inuslel Seernviin nesow C & Cds • Filryect M creenpiines • B tionedrayrs • B• MagCaling •r Wrap e F ls s • Seg Car ces •lk Scr • Banns • NCR a en nl d ar e D ilk lSor Co s • StC •P gs ow ts • Ca c t s e Laboelderre i i n r i gers o onlesters • sa•l Casta•loWind e et ist Serevry • S Copiersochu rds • Puoll Serviidcerys• •SC n n a g F H a G t r t b p r eyers • rs • L broid olor us • B ss Ca es • F mbroCopie & Cae e oo • ED klaert Wraabels • M eServic ns • EB&W NCRers N wssl• Bso•oC inles • Empies •s C a rts • D Billboards Pr Me•n Bussin L e l • M l s n t g • o t n • t i s t M I g e o i g R s i ard S e g hures • Po ampaMagn ers • C • un CD rd S•i B&W Y rintin cazine ail Cels • ll She lendaailresrs •eL ards nt Signage • Short R s • tick Baro C S M ow Porrtf •Run nPus •M g M • b g nlgders •tSeers •DCDaM n a t r s i s cRoll L Card eogs • e Dire o slet s • E reet refro Notepad indds • Shets • tM Poste • G o c t • • i W • l S t c w i s s • s s d a r • e r v r e a a • r icke • Pl Nillboa Clingotep ll She Ca ull S•eS lye zin ry ps ing oewry • Ners • Soeokletsc•es • F s Btanners stcards • F ilk Screen • Statione gs • Maga • Car Wra s dn d r itnio a i W C B r • o ta cket Faoilgdns •List S•ePrlvastic Copies • Po oidery • S rbonless Catal • Magnets or Hange s d • r s p a r a t r • o s P Cam ailersanner • Colo Do &C s• mb els ss C okle ail D M usine ns • E res • NCR igns • Bo • Roll Lab D Inserts • • Billboard r • B Copies M B g i s • e S i D s p d a r u E sC ge mp un P kers or iCnog • B&W • Calenda Perf • Yar s • Broch ail Ca rds • Stic eting Card ront Signa • Short R ter M u s w t n nt r o c e e t M Ca ire ads Gre oref Pos Wind wslet ets • a vice D rs • Plastic Flyers • rs g • St ry • Notep gazines • a e n i rs Ne ow Cling & • Sell Sheo S n l • l e w u a e s re ne ar Wr F n d M c n r C o d • l s i S • a a r n t • s i c B s e k a l e t s srvic g et •W • Si • St Pos alog Fold sa ies • Magn Door Han • Cat idery arbonless i t Se olor Cop s Cards • ket • • o s c L s r t l o • e b e l P • s C Em •C s• rd Lab iler ook nes erts illboa M Ma W Copies ars • Busi rd Signs • es • NCR & aigns • B ers • Roll D Ins B D C • D • E e p k n s a r & • Cam rds • Stic ting Card ignag Short Ru g • B s • Calend w Perf • Y • Brochu l i S n i a t t n M n i o a r • s ree efr o tte nus cC ndo rect n Pr rs • G ing • Stor • Notepad azines • P ewsle Cling • Wi eets • Me ervice Di rs • Plasti e N y l s F r n S • ste ull ree Wr ll Sh Mag ow nery rds anne Wind lders • Se ervices • F opies • B s • Postca ry • Silk Sc s • Statio atalogs • nets • Car n • s p C a S e d es Fo ag r Ha s•C cket • List ies • Color siness Car • Embroid & Carbonl oklet Labels • M erts • Doo oa o B s • Po M Mailers u s p • R B o ll C s gn ns illb DD &W C dars • f • Yard Si chures • N Campaign ckers • Ro rds • CD I ge • B 61 a r n i ds • E rinting • B rs • Calen g r a t l i o i Pe Br •S • Sho gC Ma nt S ards nus • un P lette irect pads refro indow reetin

R E N AN

18x24 olor C l l u F d e d i S 2

Star

ting

S N G I S

m Custo

Each

N G I S E D E FRE

a C s s sine

s t r i h S T-

7E5 ach

2 7

0 0 10 rds

s t r i h S 2

8 x 3 r o ll Col

16pt

te a o C UV

One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.” When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, “Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.” Little Lucy went next. “My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched.” Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story. Lucy replied, “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” Next up was little Johnny. “My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands.” The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story. “Well,” Johnny replied, “Don’t f**k with Uncle Ted when he’s been drinking.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his black hair and dark eyes. wife woke up, she looked out the window The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, before I die, and sure enough there was a box giftbe totally honest with me: Is our youngest son wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and my child?” ran out to the driveway, brought the box The wife replied, “I swear on everything that’s back in the holy that he is your son.” With that, the husband passed away. The wife house. She muttered, “Thank God he didn’t ask about the opened it and other three.” found a brand new bathroom **************************************** scale. Bob has Did you hear about the new movie “Constipabeen missing tion?” since Friday. It hasn’t come out yet. *************************************** Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

***************************** A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that **************************************** There was once a man named Odd. People it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that made fun of him because of night, she does just that. About a week later, his name so he she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, decided to keep the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he his gravestone blank when he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, died. and ravaged me right there on the table!” The Now when people pass by doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad the burial site, they point and say, “That’s to pay for any damages.” “Nah,” she says, “that’s odd.” okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant **************************************** anyway.” A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with

*****************************

***************************** It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn’t been able to think of a sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m. he finally said to his wife, “Dear, I think I’ve come up with the perfect sermon! I’m going to give a sermon about horseback riding!” She said, “Don’t be silly! You can’t give a sermon about horseback riding!” He replied, “Well, it’s going to have to do because I’ve preached on just about every other subject I can think of.” The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, “I can’t believe that you’re insisting on doing this! You know, If you’re going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I’m just going to stay in the car during the service.” He said, “OK, then, suit yourself!”, so she stayed in the car. Entering church before the service, the preacher had a sudden inspiration and gave a hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX that just had the congregation in awe. As the congregation filed out of the church, some of he members saw his wife sitting in the car and approached her window. One of them said, “Wow! you just missed the best sermon your husband has EVER given!” She said, “Yeah, right! What does he know about it! He talks big but he’s only tried it twice in his life! “Once before we were married and once after, and he fell off both times!”

The Ladies Ride I got up early as usual, and not quite shaking off the night's sleep, I began checking my daily venues; Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Email, Text, Messenger and noteworthy news. I'm always thorough about what I read and especially with reviewing what I post. Going over my Notifications on Facebook, I noticed the common "post your picture with your bike," which I did. However, this was the one time I didn't really carefully read the rules for the post!

cluded beautiful Florida Full Throttle Magazine banners (a loyal fan!!)!!! Whaaaat??!! Now the situation starts escalating as a great surge in enthusiasm from a bunch of our local biker bums, including me, and my bros Eric Sprague and Bruce Arider, start trying to muscle in on the chickies ride!! Well, she acquiesced and allowed a small contingent to join. Cynthia Torres and Norden Abrams rolled in, then Mags O'Malley, followed by Audra Curtis, Reny Darias, as well as Si Mone and Monique Burn....to name a few. In short, it was a huge tribe of riding Amazons!! Wow....

I posted my pic and not three minutes later did The Ladies fearless leader, Terri MariaTeresa Darias, blasted me to delete my picture as it was only a Ladies Ride!! Holy crap....boy did I feel stupid!! Needless to say, I totally freaked out and immediately went to delete my picture. One small problem though! A "minor malfunction" (of course) with my screen freezing at exactly the wrong time wouldn't let me delete the friggin picture, further adding to my chronic, progressive brain damage!!

So, as The Ladies rolled in and we started hanging around, it was quite clear that we were being totally ignored as they huddled in circles like warriors getting ready for battle. All we could do was look on as forbidden outcasts!! After being shunned during their complete takeover and dominance on the lot at Cafe 27 before our departure, they all started mounting their bikes and cranking them to life.

Finally, the screen came back to life and after what seemed an eternity, And then....guess what??!! One of I was able to delete my picture from the their bikes wouldn't The local biker bums trying to muscle in on the ladies. midst of all The Ladies posts. start, and of course From left: Pablo Full Throttle, Bruce Arider, and Eric Sprague they were slack jawed I proceeded to apologize to Terri (while and clueless as to what hiding under my motorcycle fearing I was to do next. being watched) and luckily she took it in stride and started laughing her ass off!! Alas, the guys sensing Sheesh....what a revolting development!! distress, scrambled like knights in shining armor , gathering tools from everyAs it turns out, she knew at the time that where and crowded around the stricken bike with every I am with Florida Full Throttle Magazine possible technical explanation that sounded like someand thought it would be cool to invite thing straight out of M.I.T.!! me as the only guy allowed to participate in their ride, and of course, take pictures After pulling plugs, checking cables, and cleaning the carfor the magazine! Who says ladies don't like to attract attention?? Reburetor to resolve a massive flooding issue, lo and behold, the heroes ally??!!! fired up the lady's motorcycle with a great roar!! Anyway, I told her I was so freaked and embarrassed by the ribbing I would suffer from the guys that I was moving to Mexico!! I guess my bro Bruce Arider was in so much pain from laughter he showed some sympathy and came to my rescue.... brotherhood is still alive and well!! Whew! It gets better!! M'Lady Her Majesty Terri decides to post, before I have fully recovered, that Pablo Full Throttle would be covering the event and even in-

Naturally we all slapped and hugged each other like victorious conquerors reaping the rewards of a territorial takeover. We gloated over our abilities to quickly and effortlessly handle biking problems. As a final reminder of our expendability, our elation came to an abrupt end as a sweet little voice from the tight group of giggling chickies clearly uttered the devastating words, "Well at least they're good for something"!!

Full Throttle Bike Show at Leesburg Bike Fest Friday April 22nd

s d n u o S t e W

o i d u A e c an m r o f r e P igh

The Wet Sounds Bike, image courtesy of Pairadice Cycles

Amplifier

XS SERIES with LED RING KIT

SINISTER SERIES REVOLUTION SERIES

rs er Speake

SYN SERIES

Tow

Subwoofer

ICON SERIES

SW SERIES

HT SERIES

wetsounds.com / 877-937-7757

wet sounds

wetsounds

@wet_sounds