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Please mention The Sentinella when responding to adverts Bizarre Stocking Fillers 2021

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1. Emergency Underpants

Each tin comes with five pairs, one size fits most adults!

2. The Automatic Toothbrush Sterilizer that protects your mouth from millions of “toilet germs”

3. GoDonut - The easiest way to balance all of your devices

4. Fish Flip Flops

5. Bath and Shower Soap Noodles

6. Custom Face Socks

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Please mention The Sentinella when responding to adverts Linea Directa

IN A PERFECT WORLD

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A dedicated team of English-speaking customer service experts will guide you through all your queries and provide clear answers. Home insurance policies start from just 98€. Terms and conditions apply.

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WHY LÍNEA DIRECTA?

Línea Directa has been providing comprehensive car, motorbike and home insurance to British expatriates and residents in Spain for over 25 years. With over 3 million customers nationwide, all services and documentation is in English. Your home insurance protects you financially against loss in the event of damage to your home. Línea Directa is always on hand 24/7, 365 days a year for total peace of mind.

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Please mention The Sentinella when responding to adverts What’ s New This Month

This month we would like to welcome new businesses to all our readers and some exciting news from a couple of our clients. Read a little about them below.

We welcome Serenity Sweep to The Sentinella. Roy is at the ready to get your chimney swept and an inspection done before the cold winter fully arrives. Remember, a chimney sweep is a reliable way to prevent a chimney fire. With a clean chimney, all the dangerous fumes can freely leave your house. You will know once your chimney needs sweeping as in time, creosote appears in a dirty chimney.

See Roy’s advert on page 87

Do you have little or no time on your hands? Do you need a cleaner? Contact Broomfield Cleaning Services. A warm welcome to Valerie who will organise all your housework and holiday changeovers, plus all the cleaning materials are included so you don’t have to worry about that either! Valerie covers the Puente don Manuel and surrounding areas.

See main advert on page 87

There is no correct or right time to get fit, but fitness is key to longetivity. Regular, moderate activities lowers a person's risk of developing some diseases, including obesity, type 2 diabetes, and high blood pressure. Taking the first steps to exercise can be daunting, especially when entering the gym for the first time. With the help of Manuel from Fitness Consciente, a Personal Fitness Trainer, he will help to regain your fitness and change your life.

See main advert on page 86

We also welcome The Transfer Company who have provided car services in Spain and more specifically across the Andalucia region since 2007. The new automated online booking system which can be found at www.thetransfercompany.net only requests that users pay a small deposit to book, the balance should be paid to the drivers directly. The Transfer Company is a community driven system making it much fairer for drivers and the users get better prices too!! Drivers, hotels, travel organisations, etc can register with TTC directly to become booking agents, where they get their own promotional webpage and referral codes and earn up to 5% commission on all bookings they refer through the system.

See main advert on page 55

We have some exciting news to share from The Old Dutch Sports Bar in Caleta de Velez. Peter has had such a successful time since opening that he has now rebranded and has opened a new bar in Nerja. Both bars are now branded as the ‘Dive Bar Sports Bar’ If gin is your tipple visit Caleta de Velez where they have a brilliant Gin Bar plus they show all live sporting events. The Nerja bar is a sports and music bar showing all live sports, Spanish tapas, table football, darts, slot machines, live music and Karaoke! The team are waiting to meet you!

See main adverts on pages 10 and 62

I can announce that the winner of the November Sentinella competition was Judith Woodhouse. The competition was sponsored by Russells in Torrox Costa, who gave a 10€ voucher to spend instore as the prize. You

can see Russells main advert on the page

opposite. For details of our Christmas December competition see page 65 which is sponsored by The Town Frier @ The

Belvedere. Good luck everyone!

More news comes from Immotions Real Estate who are happy to announce their successful collaboration with ‘Studio Interior’ . You can read all about it on page 48.

Plus, Sarah’s salons The Studio Hair & Beauty in Puente don Manuel and The Studio Izzi & Capelli in Torre del Mar have had some amazing reviews which you can read about on page 53. If you advertise your business in The Sentinella and would like us to print your reviews, please email: sales@thesentinella.com

If you have a business in the Axarquia region and would like to promote it so it’s in the hands of our readers, contact us on 664210468oremail:sales@thesentinella.com We look forward to promoting and distributing your advert throughout Axarquia!

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