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Paul Curtis, iC/LC, of tIASA 'i s to lr'- tr^,q f i rst c.irrLr:'rnist in spaee. /ifter !r.-lrrtl'.j of rl,'e3"o. trainirrfl hc was declared f jt to tr,;rvcl on thr: shuttl e I'flreyhoundr'. 'r0ne,' srn:rl I s;r,rrish for rr!,:-rn. One gi.ant ink t.'lol: fcr e'rrtooninl;kindr'' s''ticl Cultis at li e,\ri s cf,)r-,f'a]rerrce r,'hile aeeornnirni-ed by the I'i rs1. Jer,ri-sh-l"rexir.:rtn of Ar!'nen'i.an extractirn tl lc it'r srlir rlcl , I-rrnadou Stcinberg.

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omnuter ltr,:':j i ct j on of i'rohlhl r' !-nte: i'iark Corri iqi-tr"r is nor,r thc ciirect heir to tl-ict llon;rno ilrrtnne. Giuseppe Iiomano, f,rnred ttnde r1^rQ1'11j l< j.nl',ri r. rlied last week. tr-rrninf" lr,': ri ir^.1 ov. r'tc Paulo Pimenti, Corri rlanrs irtrr r-:r'li:rt.e suDerior. Romano I s death i s; br:rl i ('1/itd 1..: lre ac;c Lcienta I , a s he larFt s ::1,)ritrentl;r ririx in,-'' ccrnertt in iris of f ice, ,ind sn i I I er,l sorn(l on his sltoes. lle then 'qnonr.rl si rteen bloclts to the Toronto ''rrlrbourlr:,nt liltl fel,l in.

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Jonrs i ntr:rcsts rJere in eartooning. TJe'rvy lletal 'rnaq;t:.:.i.ner qnd other things, Itrn sure. t i on ! f _I_plt:&.1-e_-FalS; Jon Farynye?, is novr the pres ident of Furniture Video Art. a music video corrpany bascd in Oshkoslt, liiisconsin. One of the acts the'1tvi., furnisned vid.eos for are t'llerpe &

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AIDSI IIot Lielo! for "T'rskcd '' -l)oTlES BRri\N: Rrian w,is int,.rested in granhies, eartoon, infl and fine arts.

-Lonp.u!sr--&ed ill-l-on oJ- -ir'-g-b.c b I o I'ate : Erian Gornes is rlor,J vice-prersident iat ARC's ILlntertainr:nent l;r,tDur.'Lment. ]Je has been n.:rrri-nated f or an Ernmy award f or his hit Ceneral Foolseries r'3ex. VLoIcnce. andnarris, the i shnc,ss. " ll6stecl b.y Chuek sl'ror.; f eatures se lected a11" istie triumnhs bl, L Lrc nt,tv'ork.

Pclte'r' rri:rs intcresteu in comie books. e3rGRA U, PET ,R: - -t tooninit, f ine art, scorts, ancl DOlrtlCS. c Fittâ&#x201A;Źi _Co-U-p.U__t,.'r &.$1e!j-qr]_ of tobat; Peti:r rrThe l,ll'c'ter" Grau, ne\i/ president of nia Lsed forrner presilarvel (.loniics, t-rduv iclent St:.n Lce for rrbeing the great Inuff l-ic:x :rl:.tgtttsrrq ')nd

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si'lyeI', 'rnd no t)TizeT he iS. " GraU reaehed work.inl'farne last year r^rh€rn he taught JacV Kilb;z hor,,r to rlraw propr,:rfy. anci now h:rs al I l'larvr:l artists under hi 6 trrtelafle. Stan Lr=.e signe.d Peti:r'-lrau to a I lO yeD.T no cut. no tracle c:-rnlract. r,ritt: an ont ion f cr ;irbi tr',tion in two r?ears.

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rrAsk Chcr.vl r', thre niitionally syndicated col urnn, todny sold to itrs 2OOth news-

paper, the IJalifax Darly Glossette. The authoi', a m;rrricrl lnother of three. made national hc adl incs I a st year tn'hen' a syndieate cler.ieal error enabled an obsene letter to be printed in papers across tl':e country. 'rI told Mr. Rc.agan not to wri.te me at work.tr she remarked. Cheryl is often mistaken for Mila l4ulroney.

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"The Cuernsey Catt1e 1l I er" ha s apparently been aporehended after a string.; of bizarre shootings of Guernse.y bul I s. nour totallin6r 395 victims. The suspeet.'Anthony,Iudd of no fixed adciress. had no comment for thie media before h6 was intensely interrogated by the 0nt:lrio Board of Agriculture. A reliable souree sa Lrl that Judd had been knov,in to be shootinfi bull for sorne time.

Gary r,vas known as rrBrian Gomes, the Hocke,v Star, and \:'il int,,r'es;ted in caitooning, hcckey, and ,)unl< rcck mus ie

Gary "Garbage i,;a1,er" Long ot'the or u.re famo %"l.3fu,i:t'i:i:,il'1,3.* ramous Pelvis & the Purple Pukes" punk band. [)e]vis Pukesil

has been hoslritalized in stable condlition

today follolrint' a frenk incident in lvlaple Lcaf Gardens la -"t night. Long caught a puck. and caused sever€ ispage to his dentAl work and jaw when he tried to eat the souvenir'. Pelvis & The Purnle Pukes rose to int,'.lrnational,stardom this year vrith thr.: hit sing'le. "Ti-e a Ye11ow Penls t liound Thc :l1d Cirk Trce. t'

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llviacrrs interests r,rtele in sci-fi, comic advancementst techni.cal booksr cilrtoonlng',

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Io in-the f irst leg of the CP "in[-frorrr liii Intlrnlanetar:y osntie Rrooui curloffs. st':tt; as coach-water "1 o\ile it all to myTeam X" said l;lcCorrnboy of Cartooning acll afti:r t'rie victorY. Mc I.,,0

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l- enrltraced his Purrpet, as his Percy assLstant eoach. their won f strai ght Ednlontoti O il crs iulcDonnell Coach Stanl ey Cup tonight. he had when around t urned t lie s er -i es of her and KuIri Jar'i Ir/ayne Gretzky, , Superman, Vader, Larth is 0 iiers ilress anrl other fictitious characters. The move eff ect ively psyched cut tLre Quebec l'ord iques, and vron them t he clrn.

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Lr-.?baFl.e-{4:t{l: star of the A-n-nima[l[-i[""[14"Lel]and.

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have scooncd behind the Iron Curtain & n{ju ha}bour Czechoslovakian riefectors. the lr'loosttry brothers. They lrL1l be the f irst f oLtr 1c'g;ied hoel<cy playr:rs to play tutored in the \ in the lrtll. rind wi 11 bettMoosct' tty Dupont, ,imr.ric'rn North ['rrrrt' lTordique big brck by lLrred 141'ro is ileinfl huc:lrs, if yoLrrl'l cxcr]se Ihe' exriression.

ilrs intr,rc'sts uere in ITcavy )'ietal Maigazine:, Fr',rtrk li'razettar and women.

Conrnrrtcr i)r'r..,d,ic-' t iot't of ?rob'tble tr'':tr,': I'Ieil 0rJlanrf arned cartoonist, and persona:"e extraorrjinaire" narro,..rfy escaped feII aslr:ep vrhile serious injury when he smoking;. yesterday. ilItIs weird.il he exr:liiiraed. "I diil a cnrtoon about this v(:ry tiring l-l:rck in collG(e .rr0rgan said he shou lcl h.ive sensed sonething r^/as wrong r,u'he n he s av/ Rod Serl ing ta 1k j ng to a 'f,/ camera in his bedroom earlier in the

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Yonk,:rs. ilT.Y. is a city torn by terror lociay as an unknor^:n strain of plant life is on tho loo:;e. The p1ant. noI,J traced to a Ms. llr in P;rtt erson r has iaped s ix women.rnoleslerj 15 childien. and given homoseiuiil nrep hILS. Ms. Patterson could not describe the origin of the breed of plant and only obse'rve0 that ". . . it v/as fun to snroke

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Gary r/as interested in soorts, humour, politics, cattooning, and busines s.

Comcuter PrecicEion of Probable Fate:

Presiclent of Pearson AniIne.,'lrls made public the archirnation plans'to bLrild a Callfornia Amusetects Inent park t, o be naned I'PeArs onla ndl A I so Ln the works is a Florida park to be nrirneci t'Gary Pears on Worl dr'. Pearson Sttrd ios rnost beloved characters are 0llie 0*-l & Don Clie rry.

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nl)r. Rillrs" int,:rests were in grrphiss, cartooninl, finc illlrstration, and exotic h arhcVU LIUI

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ict ion of Probable tr'ate: Bill liavin, farred pharnracy mogul, today tool< ove-r the Siropperrs Dr:Lrg I'Jart'cha in at a fee of ;i).6 billion. S lavin now

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Jim had many intcrests, in rnany things Irm sure.

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ctirn ol ,)roh;-rt,'lr: F_.ite: Sokolrrk, internationa 11y known play{ir bojt. llntl devi. I - rnay - ea re- dastiing. ruirn About tov:n todav resigneci his po6ition iis prince of Sonralia to r,,'ed film !rr. x prcclde s s , Rut h Gordon , 86. The ha ppy counle r.l;rn to hone.ymoon in the rosh resort tor,rn of Gander. Newfoundland. |4r. Sokoluk says her s ee stat ic aboLrt tire union-to-be. rr Irve never met a bank accoLin. l. r..I mean, womao, I could love l ikc Ilut lr. I'

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flr?ssinf people oyt, mr-islc, carto6n?ex, thf'r rlno frossl_nfl Deopte ouI.

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turned from his one-day pilgrlmmage to the Soviet'llnion r.^rhere he converted l/1 of the ,qs i an Continent. Stephenson says Godt s crk. i s not done in Ru *"s ia . and confides trrat he will return to the TJ.S. S.B. ear'ly in l986 where he hooes to cor'tVCrt Lhp entire Ilast,ern r'Jemisphere.

"I on)y have 2 da;zs; oDen to come back her,e. Ilhou.ld tie more than enough to do it." he say.q. rr,i

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IAItrLA: j)arnr:l inter.:sts !,rL,re in ca::toonin;i, theater, rtnd PlrilosrlohY. Comprrtlr'rr,'dj-ctign cI,bqbable Fate: li1s. Pamela T\,visel Lon, l'lty'1 of Toronto, toclay announc'.rj thrt a neh/ by-l aw had been Llas:lc.d Ltrat will- see the Tcronto Bfr-re Ja.vs forr:ed to t^rin the,'Iorld Series ev.,ry ve.t' Lrnt i1 1?)7. Tl-Le rr re ruling, hrc,1''11'5 L, corlneif iry alldr-rrnan, l"oltr,'r i:Tans;on. i1;'rs urrset bhe cnt ire Bl ue J'".y ur)()r",tion, especially (1,?t1D,{â&#x201A;Ź'f , trob l''TcCrae.

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If the Jays fail to win the series any yeirr berfore I)?-/ their punishnent will \ be to be ground up into hotdogs. and sold at Argonaut Farnes. "This 1,6r^l r.tilI see us tcrn to shrr.:ds. you ruait and see. " remilrke.d ;rnot hr-,r team' off ic ia.l .

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intr:r.'r.sted in cartooninr{, women, ic. nd Pr,,.rdig-[ir:n ol Protrahle lrate: Kevin Wul'lace. famed video joekey of the rrsoqnil In itceneil rnusic viclco network, was honoLrrt:<i by the llational FTumane Society killinp'Fo-y George on television. for rrlJL. 1,",os mak lnp' Lry(is at me. and sueh! said .rra11 ce, ttPrttr the strr.r\^r tirat broke thc hornors hitel< was when he pinehed my buttl " rrft lrrls cl.thcr. trarf on him. or waste hirrr, ' I chose the latter. rr T(evin a

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Cqmprlterl.Prediction of Probable f'ate.: Llcyd Wa.1,us 1.ey. the 1ivinl1 mascot of HATE l"lagazine, tourry rr,'t Lrecl from the position he helcj for' 5 years. The announcement has sent s'nockwaves throughout the very found,-rtion of the publication. Walnsl':y. wl'rose f amous mot to '\\,:l q t'What? Me Likeabl e? t' has accented a position with a contraceptive 1-'aetory tn Anchorage, Al aska beeapse ItI need a better out.let'for ny creativlty.'l

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ick lrad nrr nv int erests. A 1l of uhic ar6l Above. my level of consciousness.

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Compuber Predictjon of i:)robrtr'le" fi:te: Ilick l,'iar-rgh won the first

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pr).ze of .il23 billion in,? r,trorld-r,,,ride trivla competit ion. A c I ose seeond was Jirn Craig who took the :i:,)r.5J seconri prize. In an effort bo hel p the f ecieral glovernrnent wi,oe out i tts def icit, r,'raugh has donated the whole \rLz e to f anaclars Conservlit ive-q. who in turn pl rn to cio mindle ss thifigs vrith it.

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interested in horror filrns. carand science fiction.'

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ion of Probab I e Fate . ,rlobert i/etherel t. ereator of 'rToad.svi1lefi t krc rvor I ci I s mos L ' read c orrLie feat ure. is nov/ tLie ,nrorldrs most suceessful cartoon1st. ITe has si;.1ned for over ,;|6.4 billion a d;ly vrith the Galaxy Press Syndication giant i n thr: IJlj. rrToadsvill et' is no\,J i ct

distribLrteci in all parts of the h,orld a s '.e I I as Mcr.eury, Venus. Mars. Jupiter Vulcan, anrl thc Fbtttestai Gatalti;;- -- ' 1TT]TNh]Y Jim had many fascinating interests. and , JA},4ES: Irobb ies, none of r"rhieh have eome t6 mind. f 1m sur(r they \,rere al:l greatl ComnLrt er Pred ic t ion of Probable Fate: Jim ltlhitney has been named as the I'Worldr s l,'1o st Popr:'l a r Tlumanl' Hor,rever he was unava i I able for eomrnent due to his overcrorvded daily,lgenda. "I have to hit !/ashington for breakfast l^rith Ron and lJan. Then Irm having tca at Buekingham Palaee. at lunch f rm meeting 1"1r. and lvTrs. GorbacAev at the Moseow Cafe. afternoon tea with General Kii;adafi. and dinner rvith Frank sinatra. " lJhen he awoke from his dream he rea ltz,ed he was late for hls Job as a i'{is sis;ru,1a Shoe Salesman.

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i{e 1lked sports, and sick cartoons.

Cemputer Pretliclion of Probabl e Fate: Jeff rr'ilson was today awarded the t'Reubenil ernhl cmat ic of sunremaey in t he f ielcj of cartooning. V/ilsonrs sueees sfuJ comic the, Red Ant, j-s now synclicated f ""!!"!,, jn 2-6,O0O newspapers around the tvorprintecl monthly in itrs own Id, ancl israDf utaga:z,Lne 'nrith l'farvel Comics. Products of

ized hr-: r,;as still a patient vrith the I,ri I sol l,{enroria I i'sychitric Cl inic. He r,r,:rs Ia:;t seen destroylng an ant hlll on the grounds.

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f . 'rJould you I ike to be part of' a Cartooning reunion?

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