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JULY 2019 Pg.8 - Letter From The Publisher Pg.10 - Letter From The Editor
Pg. 12 - UnZipped Monthly Musings by John Gray Pg. 16 - Houston Happenings Pg. 18 - Business Directory Pgs. 20-21 - Around Town - Meet The Man of a Billion Orgasms
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Pg. 24 - What is Thiccness Worth To You? - by Dr. Lou Pgs. 32-35 - NightMoves Spectacle: 2nd Annual Houston Tattoo Arts Convention
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Pg.44 - Star Gazer
Pg.46 - Crack Ups
Pg.50 - Houston Sports Scene
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HELLO HOUSTON!
players on the team … Jose Altuve, George Springer and Carlos Correa … the team keeps winning. At press time they are leading the American League West division with a .658 winning percentage trailing only the Minnesota Twins for the best record in all of baseball. Let’s hope we get everybody healthy and make a run at another World Series title!
Well the Rockets once again fell in the NBA Playoffs to Golden State. The Rockets have won at least 53 games in five of the last six seasons, but they’ve yet to make a Finals appearance. The Warriors have eliminated the Rockets four times in the playoffs during that run, including both of the past two seasons. With the recent Golden State injuries, could 2019-2020 finally be our time? The Rockets have held preliminary trade discussions involving former All-Star guard Chris Paul and starting center Clint Capela, who was signed to a five-year, $90 million deal prior to the start of the 2018-19 season. Capela is only 25 and is one of the league’s top centers. The team could trade him but my question is why? He is solid and plays well with James Harden. Conversations about All-Star Chris Paul will be a little difficult as finding a team that has the necessary cap space to absorb his three year, $125 million contract won’t be easy. It should be an interesting off season for the Rockets. The Astros are amazing. Even with injuries to the top three
Summertime means music and we have a full July calendar starting off with Chicago playing the Smart Financial Centre on 7/3 … Ne-Yo and Tamia perform at the Arena Theater on 7/5 … Santana will rock the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion on 7/7 … Reel Big Fish will be at the White Oak Music Hall on 7/9 … Michael McDonald and Chaka Kahn will perform at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion on 7/12 … Howard Jones is at the House of Blues on 7/17 … Khalid brings his tour to the Toyota Center on 7/18 … Korn and Alice in Chains play the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion on 7/20 … Queen with Adam Lambert play the Toyota Center on 7/24 … Shawn Mendes takes the same stage the next evening … and the Rolling Stones play at NRG Stadium on 7/27 … wow !!! There is always something to do in Houston between sports, music and our great adult nightclubs! Have a great month and a safe Independence Day Holiday! God Bless the USA !!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA! It’s July and the USA just turned 243, woohoo. Thanks to our founding fathers for this great nation. It may not be perfect but it’s pretty damn awesome here!!
I also drove to Dallas to see another favorite musician, Sir Paul McCartney. Since he wasn’t coming here, I went to see him. The show was at Globe Life Stadium, where I attended the second annual the Rangers play, and it’s a Houston Tattoo Arts Convention. beautiful stadium. They’re This year it was awesome, building a new one right more about the show itself in next to it for the Rangers. Spectacle this month. I saw so Paul’s show was days before many cool things there this year, his 77th birthday and he can such awesome ink. move. The show started at 8:30 and ended about 11:15, DICK AND HIS ARTIST BRYAN In the past people with tattoos there was no break in the were usually looked upon as show. It was a solid set of SHOWING OFF FRESH INK “bad” people, either they were in music. The songs consisted a gang, prison or something else. mainly of Beatles material Sure military have always been excluded from that negative with a bunch of Wings and early solo stuff. He also played a stereotype of tattoos. Lately they are more acceptable with handful from his new album, Egypt Station. The stadium was people of all ages and income levels getting something packed. Paul sounds amazing still!! If he comes to Houston inked on them. For many years I have wanted a tattoo. anytime I highly recommend seeing the show. He has had the band with him since 2002, and they are fantastic. Well it finally happened, I got my first tattoo at the convention this year. I got a steal your face, if you don’t know Nightmoves would like to welcome our new advertisers this it’s a Grateful Dead symbol. They’re my favorite band, and month. We welcome the Ideal Factory Event Planning, they yes this is something I will never change. I am not going to can take care of all your needs. Plus, Home Plate Bar and suddenly wake up and say I no longer love their music. It Grill, located just across the street from Minute Maid Park. didn’t hurt at all, if I had known what it felt like I would have Also welcome Chicas Locas and PoleKatz to the Nightmoves done this long ago. My artist was from Indiana, from a shop Family. Go check out some sexy entertainers at either one of called Black Web Ink. He was really cool, and I’m very happy these new advertisers. with my tattoo. At press time it’s still in the healing stages, the itching and peeling part. I’m so excited that I finally did With the weather heating up, why not cool down with your it. I’m already planning to get more work done. I have an favorite entertainers at one of our advertisers. They have idea for a memorial tattoo to honor my father, along with plenty of cold drinks for your needs, and we have some some other things that are super personal to me involving amazing food here in town so get something to eat as well. other favorite bands and things important in my life. My picture this month, is me with my tattoo artist, Bryan Last month I did some other fun things. I took my 6 year Terry from Black Web Ink. They’re located in Indiana. I met old niece to an Astros game. Her favorite player is Justin him at the convention and decided to get my first tattoo Verlander and he was pitching the night we went. We sat in from him. How cool is it, artist wearing a Metallica shirt the second row on third base side in foul territory. The kid inking a Grateful Dead symbol, 2 of the Bay Area’s finest in front of us got a foul ball and gave it to my niece. She was bands ever!! thrilled, and even more so when I told her Verlander had touched that ball. It’s now in a case in her room. I told her See you in August we’ll get it signed sometime at an appearance, so hopefully we can make that happen.
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WEB BETTING AND INSIDE THE FRIENDLY CONFINES OF WRIGLEY FIELD EXPERTS ARE SAYING THE WORLD WIDE WEB WILL HANDLE 90% OF US SPORTS BETS IN THE FUTURE! Some gambling and technology executives say 90% of sports betting in the United States will be done over mobile phones or the internet in the next five to 10 years. Speaking last month at the East Coast Gaming Congress in Atlantic City, the leaders said rapid advances in technology are pushing sports betting further online. Also the convenience factor. Since winning a U.S. Supreme Court case last year clearing the way for all states to offer legal sports betting, New Jersey has taken in nearly $3 billion in sports bets. Around 80% of those who have wagered did so online. That percentage is set to increase 10% in the next few years, several executives said. Moti Malul, CEO of NeoGames, a global provider of internet gambling and lottery technology, predicted ‘90-plus percent’ of all U.S. sports betting will be done via mobile devices within the next 10 years. ‘Innovation will drive through that,’ he said. ‘And who knows what mobile will look like 10 years from now?’ Parikshat Khanna, CEO of CG Technology, a licensed Nevada bookmaker, seconded that prediction. ‘The true capability of sports wagering is mobile,’ he said. When CG launched its betting apps in 2009, ‘It was always assumed you wanted to sit in a sports book for three or four hours to watch the game,’ Khanna said. But within the next two years, 60% of the company’s bets were being taken via mobile apps. As we get older and social media replaces the need to sit in a crowded sports book and pay high prices for drinks, unless you are wagering huge amounts, the future will be to sit at your casa in your Man Cave and tap away? Eight states offer sports betting, with several more soon to follow through laws that have passed this year. “Society’s movement to mobile in just about every area cannot be denied,” said David Rebuck, director of the New Jersey Division of Gaming Enforcement. “To ignore it will just cause problems in the future; Your customers want it, and they’ll access it on the black market for sure, if it is not offered” Dan Shapiro, vice president of strategy and business development for bookmaker William
Hill US, said the market has sports-betting law, the Cubs already decided it wants to are among the Chicago be online. ‘That’s the way the teams considering opening world is moving,’ Shapiro said. a Sports Book at locations Despite the rosy inside Wrigley Field and predictions, getting mobile just outside the ballpark, sports betting approved in reports ESPN, citing “multiple the real world is proving tricky sources.” in many states. The question The options being of whether to allow online considered internally by wagers has held up New York more than one Chicago state’s legalization efforts for team, the report said, include months. automated kiosks, betting And Illinois froze windows and in-stadium out online fantasy sports Sports Books. Cubs officials providers- turneddeclined to comment to LIKE IN FIELD OF DREAMS, bookmakers Fan-Duel and ESPN for this report and SAY IT AIN’T SO JOE!!! Draft Kings from the online would not comment last sports betting market month. for 18 months to give land-based casinos a head Major League Baseball, which banned start and maybe even some of the Major sports all-time hits leader Pete Rose for life over gambling franchises like the Chicago Cubs? on baseball, currently prohibits Sports Books in its David Cordish, whose company owns stadiums. The commissioner’s office was created casino projects in Maryland and Pennsylvania, in the aftermath of the “Black Sox” scandal that cautioned against pushing too much of the sports resulted in eight White Sox players, including betting industry online. ‘You’re fighting for that Shoeless Joe Jackson being banned for life for customer up there in the ether,’ he said. ‘It costs a throwing the 1919 World Series. Jackson batted lot to market to that customer, and you’re not the .375 and had 12 hits, the best of any player only one. What we should be doing is building real in the 1909 World Series. He made no errors facilities that attract the guest. It’s a fun event.’ and even threw out a runner at home plate. In There are numerous costs involved 1921, a Chicago jury acquitted Jackson and his with establishing an online gambling presence, seven teammates of wrongdoing. Nevertheless, including customer identification, geolocation, Kennesaw Mountain Landis, the newly appointed money transfer, licensing and technology, Commissioner of Baseball, imposed a lifetime ban according to Melanie Gross, vice president of on all eight players. “Regardless of the verdict of online casino and sports for Caesars Entertainment. juries”, Landis declared, “no player that throws a ‘It takes a village to get online gaming up and ballgame; no player that undertakes or promises running,’ she said. ‘And unfortunately, you have to throw a ballgame; no player that sits in a to pay the village.’ One village maybe covered in conference with a bunch of crooked players and Ivy??? gamblers where the ways and means of throwing BOOKIE OF THE YEAR: CUBS PLAN games are planned and discussed and does not SPORTS BOOK, KIOSKS AT WRIGLEY FIELD, promptly tell his club about it, will ever play ACCORDING TO ESPN REPORT professional baseball. Will Illinois’ new sports betting law open ESPN quotes a statement from an MLB the door for in-stadium gambling in a pro league spokesperson saying the league expects to work that treats gambling as its original sin? with teams as they navigate the “rapidly evolving A sport that has a commissioner’s office sports betting landscape in a socially responsible only because of a gambling scandal that rocked manner.” it 100 years ago might soon have sports-betting windows at a major-league ballpark in the very city that scandal took place, according to an ESPN report. With the recent passage of Illinois’ new
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ZONE D’EROTICA, LUXURY LINGERIE AND ADULT NOVELTY BOUTIQUE HAS SHUTTERED, AND VELVET TACO COULD BE TAKING ITS PLACE. The property at 2626 West Loop South was sold in May and has since been emptied and vandalized. A deed shows the grantee’s address as Front Burner Restaurant Group, which is the parent company of Twin Peaks. While this could mean a new locale of the sports bar and restaurant chain is heading to the Galleria, Front Burner owns several other concepts including a food hall, Velvet Taco, Whiskey Cake and Sixty Vines. The 1979 building formerly housed a smoke shop, Luke’s Hamburgers and Roy Rogers.
6 HOSPITALIZED, ROUGHLY 70 ARRESTED DURING ‘GO TOPLESS JEEP WEEKEND’ IN TEXAS DUE TO MASSIVE BRAWLS Six people were hospitalized and nearly 70 arrested during a Jeep event in Galveston, Texas in May. The “Go Topless Jeep Weekend” is a gathering of Jeep lovers that occurs every year in the Bolivar peninsula. This year the event got so out of control it forced law enforcement and medical response teams to call in help from the surrounding cities, according to a report Nightmoves read. A total of 621 calls for service were made throughout the weekend,
TEXANS’ J.J. WATT, DASH’S KEALIA OHAI GET ENGAGED Houston sports’ power couple just took things to the next level. Texans star defensive end J.J. Watt popped the question to Dash Captain Kealia Ohai and she said yes, Watt announced on social media. “I’m the luckiest man in the world. #SheSaidYes,” Watt wrote on Twitter. The pair had been dating since 2016. Watt has been with the
LAST MONTH THE TEXAS LEGISLATURE PASSED A BILL CRIMINALIZING THE “ELECTRONIC TRANSMISSION” OF UNREQUESTED EROTIC MATERIAL, including images of “any person engaging in sexual conduct or with the person’s intimate parts exposed” or “covered genitals of a male person that are in a discernibly turgid state.” The bill, H.B. 2789, was unanimously passed 31-0 by state senators from both parties. H.B. 2789 has reportedly been backed by the corporation behind Austin-based dating app Bumble. It is to take effect, after the governor signs it, on September 1, 2019. The unprecedented legislation, called “An act relating to the creation of the criminal offense of unlawful electronic transmission of sexually explicit visual material,” amends chapter 21 of the Texas Penal Code, adding a new section (21.19) concerning the “unlawful transmission of sexually explicit material.” The new sex crime created by the bill establishes that “a person commits an offense if the person knowingly transmits by electronic means visual material that (1) depicts: (a) any person engaging in sexual conduct or with the person’s intimate parts exposed; or (b) covered genitals of a male person that are in a discernibly turgid state; and (2) is not sent at the request of or with the express consent of the recipient.” The bill classifies the offense as “a Class C misdemeanor.” The wording of the bill is problematic because, although it has been popularly referred to by people as “the Dick Pic Law,” it criminalizes “transmission by electronic means” in a vague, unspecific way that could open the door for the censorship of digital erotic material well beyond its supposed narrow target of unwanted photos of penises sent via DMs or text messages.
FORMER DEPUTY CHARGED WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT MAY HAVE MORE VICTIMS, POLICE SAY. Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo is urging anyone who was sexually assaulted by a now former Harris County Precinct 4 Constable’s Office deputy to come forward. Richard Cornejo, who worked for Harris County Precinct 4 Constable’s Office for a little over two years, was taken into custody Thursday after a grand jury indicted him on two charges of sexual assault and official oppression. The 37-year-old deputy was fired from the constable’s office in November, months after a woman came forward in July 2018.A second woman came forward in November, Acevedo said. The women were patrons at Palacios, an after-hours club in the 400 block of North Sam Houston Parkway in the Greenspoint area, Acevedo said. In both cases, Cornejo allegedly waited outside the club in his marked patrol SUV earlier that summer and waited for the women to get in to their cars. In one of the cases, he found part of a marijuana cigarette in a woman’s car
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according to Galveston County Sheriff ’s office officials. A majority of the calls were reportedly correlated to the beach event. Officials said there were 126 arrests made total in Bolivar for the four days.
Texans since 2011 and Ohai has played for the Houston Dash since 2014. Kealia’s sister, Megan Cushing, is married to former Texans star Brian Cushing, who played in Houston for nine seasons and is currently an assistant strength and conditioning coach with the franchise. No word yet on if a date has been set for the wedding.
RCI HOSPITALITY HOLDINGS DECLARES $0.03 DIVIDEND RCI Hospitality Holdings (NASDAQ:RICK) declares $0.03/share quarterly dividend, in line with previous. Forward yield 0.62% Payable June 25; for shareholders of record June 10; ex-div June 7. outside the club. From there, Cornejo would pull them over and have them drive to a separate location where he sexually assaulted them, Acevedo said. “He was probably stopping people he thought were intoxicated and trying to take advantage of them,” Acevedo said. “We really believe there’s other victims. “Cornejo wore glasses while he was on duty and might have exposed himself to other women at the club, Acevedo said. He’s urging anyone who is also a victim of Cornejo’s to come forward.
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HOUSTON AREA BUSINESS DIRECTORY BEAUTY SALONS & NAILS VICTORIA NAILS 5757 Westheimer 713-278-7600
NEWSTANDS & VIDEO STORES 24 HOUR VIDEO & DVD 12745 East Frwy (Exit Normandy) 713-445-8670
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EXOTIC ADULT 15803 eastex fwy
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GT VIDEO 9037 WESTHEIMER 713-532-0099
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410 N. Sam Houston E - 832-627-6165
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6166 Richmond - 713-952-0799
7250 Harwin Dr. 713-954-7377 7171 Harwin Dr. 713-974-0440 8080 Harwin Dr. 713-278-8087
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10255 East freeway 713-670-8438
1222 Westheimer 713-528-4565
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10310 West Little York 713-937-7772
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3136 Richmond Ave. 713-528-8116
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1244 Gulf Freeway, Galveston, TX 409-938-1515
281-797-4318
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713-261-5570
3007 S. Dairy Ashford, Suite 1 281-293-9996
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6881 S. Gessner 713-777-1783 17904 W. Little York Rd 281-550-8066
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7506 Park Place Blvd. - 713-645-3333
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1111 Westheimer Rd. 713-521-2326 17531 Hwy 249 281-469-0619 25701 I-45North, Exit 73 281-298-0069
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1712 N. Frasier St. Conroe 936-242-6801
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7 STAR SPA 11316 Westheimer Rd. 281-870-8686
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5705 Richmond Ave. 832-251-8400
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Around Town TIME TO SQUIRT!!
Last month the Adam and Eve store in Willowbrook hosted a couples night. Bob and Dawn, along with their staff, hosted a store full of people. There was DJ playing music during the night. All customers received a raffle ticket and various prizes were given out during the event. They played some games, including one where you had to guess the flavor of lube. Of course there were store specials throughout the night. Adam and Eve invited Arron of Time to Squirt to set up at the event. He invented the Squirt watch. The Squirt Watch will teach you or your partner to allow a woman to have a squirting orgasm. Aaron has an engineering degree and loves science. He took the time to explain some of the science behind his invention to me, it was very interesting. There is a movie about him called “1 Billion Orgasms” as he and his invention are responsible for that many!! Now that’s quite an accomplishment. Aaron had his watches for sale there, along with his movie. He took time to talk with customers and answer their questions. Good news everyone….If you missed this event, you NOW have 3 more chances to come meet Aaron and buy your very own Squirt Watch. The next events with Aaron are as follows: July 18 at the Adam and Eve in the Woodlands from 7-9pm August 17 at the Adam and Eve in Montrose from 4-8pm September 21 at the Adam and Eve in the Galleria Area from 7-9pm We hope to see you out at one or more of these events. Everyone that attended this had a great time. Remember it’s always Time to squirt!!
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WHAT’S THICCNESS WORTH TO YOU? For the three or four of you readers who have actually read some of my previous articles I can understand that you think I’m not a big fan of the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) or the popularity of the “slim thicc” aesthetic. Believe it or not, I’ve done my share of BBL’s and find that they have a legitimate role in aesthetic surgery. Although I’ve run across a few patients who had unrealistic expectations for the procedure, most people have a reasonable goal that I’ve been able to achieve for them in the past. However, over the summer the American Society of Plastic Surgery issued a formal warning to its members regarding BBL safety. The Society has been spearheading a formal investigation of BBL’s for the past year in response to an increasing number of fatalities after BBL. What they found was that given current data, the rate of deaths for BBL surgery is 1/3000. That is the highest rate of deaths from any cosmetic procedure performed by far: twice that of the next riskiest procedure. Deaths consistently appear to be from fat being accidentally injected into the bloodstream, causing a clogging in the lungs leading to a massive heart attack. Injected fat has
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been found consistently in the muscle beneath the buttocks, with damage to one of the larger veins in the area. As a response to these findings the warning issued by the Society directed its surgeons to avoid injecting fat deep into the buttocks and to stay only in the layer of fat just underneath the skin, which is easier said than done. But this should avoid deeper injury which could lead to fatal consequences. So what does this mean to you? It should stress the importance of finding the right surgeon for the job. I keep repeating myself, but here we go again: board certified plastic surgeon. Given what I’ve just told you, going to see some “cosmetic surgeon” who’s really a family physician sounds like even a worse idea now, doesn’t it? Look, I get it, there are plenty of talented people out there. I’m pretty good at Call of Duty myself, but it doesn’t mean I’m getting the call when they need the Navy Seals. We have the training, and more importantly, continue to train in our field. And we listen when our parent society tells us how and why to be careful performing your surgeries, no matter how good our results have been in the past. So are BBL’s safe? Of course they are. In the right hands, that is. If you’re considering a BBL, don’t let me scare you off. But ask the right questions of your surgeon and yourself.
Dr. Derek C. Lou Board Certified Plastic Surgeon “As a board-certified plastic surgeon in Houston, Texas, it is my singular goal to bring the benefits of plastic surgery to those who need it, and contrary to what you may have seen or heard, it can be for almost everyone. At first glance, plastic surgery may seem complicated, confusing, and mysterious. As a conscientious surgeon, my role is to help you understand whatever it is that you may need or want and whatever solutions that the art of plastic surgery may provide from breast augmentation, breast reconstructive surgery, to liposuction —in a way that makes sense and in a language that you understand. I’m confident that after a visit to my office, you will not need to travel any further. It is the ability to help people feel better about themselves that drew me to a career in plastic surgery. I hope you allow me the opportunity to help you. Dr. Lou is also a regular contributor to RealSelf.com and is considered an expert in the topics of, Breast Augmentation, Breast Implant Revision, and Breast Reduction.”
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The second annual Villain Arts Tattoo Arts Convention was in Houston from June 7-9. It was held at the NRG Center, Nightmoves was on hand for the show again this year. The entertainment was the Olde City Side Show consisting of a brother and sister team doing their “tricks” I call them tricks but it’s all real, illusions and stuff like hammering nails into their noses and using sparks and fire. Also Alakazam, the human knot was there. He was born with a genetic difference that allows him to bend in ways I couldn’t imagine. My favorite thing he did was pulled himself through a tennis racket. It was really cool to see him do that and to just contort himself. It hurt just watching, I couldn’t do most of what he does. The tattoo part is why most people come out. There are some local artists plus a bunch from all over the country that are available for tattooing. Some notable artists this year were Carlos Rojas from Black Anchor Collective, Al Fliction and his Team Fliction were there, I saw guys from Black
Ink Crew as well. I did notice James Vaughn from Ink Master there, he was busy working the entire time. I also saw Mystical Mike, also from Ink Master, again he was working all day too. I saw one artist doing it the old fashioned way. He had a long needle type object and he would dip it in ink before doing work on the customer. I asked my artist and he said to do that you need to be a master or it will look like garbage when it’s done. Also in an industry known to be male dominated, there was plenty of female artists there, it was refreshing to see. Some artists are booked solid before the show starts, people book well in advance, especially with the known artists that are coming to town. If you read my letter from the editor this month, you’d know I got my first tattoo there this year. I said I would do it last year but I chickened out, not this time. Now I’m ready for more.
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Awards were presented to shops there for best tattoos. There were probably a hundred categories to enter, since it was broken down by size and style and if were color or black and grey. Overall it was a fantastic experience. Special shout-out to Bryan from Black Web Ink for my killer work!! The 3rd annual Tattoo Arts Convention is scheduled for June 5-7, 2020 also at NRG Center.
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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You are the father of Twins”. The man answered, “How cool is that, I work for the Minnesota Twins”! A nurse goes up to the next man and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets”. The man said that’s
crazy, I work for the 3M Company”! A nurse goes up to the third man and says, “Congratulations! You are the father of quadruplets”. The man was shocked and said, “Wow, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel”! The last man started groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” asked the other new fathers. He answered, “I work for 7 Up!”
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A man was speeding down the highway surrounded by eight other cars. He felt safe but as they passed a speed trap he was pulled over by a police officer. The officer handed him a citation and he said, “I know I was speeding but it isn’t fair. All seven other cars were speeding as well so why did I get this damn ticket”? The policeman starred at the man and asked, “Have you ever gone fishing?” The man looked startled and answered, “Ummmmm … Yeah of course I have gone fishing”. The officer then grinned and added, “Did you ever catch ALL the fish?”
A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around and spots the car of her dreams. She walks over to get a closer look and bends over to feel the beautiful leather upholstery. As she does, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously hoping nobody noticed. But as she turns, a handsome young salesman is right behind her. “Good day Madam, how may I help you?” Very uncomfortably she asks, “What is the price of this amazing automobile?” He answers, “Madam, I’m afraid I can’t say. If you farted just touching it, you’re going to shit yourself when you hear the price!”
A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy”, she yelled, “We were counting today and all the others kids could only count to four but I counted all the way to ten!” Her mother replied, “Very good “. The little girl asked, “Is it because I’m blonde?” and the mother said, “Yes, honey it’s because you’re blonde”. The next day the girl came skipping home from school and yelled, “Mommy, Mommy we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to the letter D but I said it all the up to the letter G”! The mother replied, “Very good honey”. The little girl once again asked, “Is it because I’m blonde”? And the mother said, “Yes it’s because you’re blonde”. The next day the little girl came skipping home from school and yelled, “Mommy, Mommy, we were in gym class today and when we all showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these”! And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C breasts. “Very good”, said the mother. The little girl asked, “Is it because I’m blonde Mommy”? No honey, the mother answered, “It’s because you’re 24”!
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Houston Sports Scene Houston Sports THE FIREWORKS STARTED EARLY IN THE HOUSTON SPORTS SCENE AS THE TEXANS AND ROCKETS MADE CHANGES!!! CAN YOU SAY ALONZO HIGHSMITH??? Less than two years into the five-year contract he signed in February of 2018 to become the Texans’ general manager, Brian Gaine has been fired in a stunning move that was made June 7th, the Texans gave Gaine a pink slip. “After a thorough evaluation of our football operations, we have decided to relieve Brian Gaine of his duties as general manager,” Texans chairman and CEO Cal McNair said in a statement. Brian is a man of high character and we appreciate his contributions to our organization. We will begin an immediate search for a new GM. In the interim, Football Operations will be led by Senior Vice President of Football Administration Chris Olsen. While the timing may be unusual, this decision was made in the best interest of our organization in our quest to build a championship team for the City of Houston. Gaine, the third general manager in team history behind Charley Casserly and Rick Smith, returned to Houston last year. During his first tour with the Texans, Gaine worked under Smith and was involved in four drafts and free agent periods before he left for Buffalo, where he spent six months before the McNairs hired him as general manager. Coach Bill O’Brien was part of the search committee and strongly recommended Gaine to the McNairs. Hopefully he will be the next to depart??? Gaine and O’Brien
worked closely together. Both praised their working relationship. Gaine didn’t draft or sign a player O’Brien didn’t want. Who the hell picked a guy from Alabama State, do you think Nick Saban missed on him??? Because Gaine put in place a 23-man personnel department, including director of player personnel Matt Bazirgan, director of college scouting James Liipfert and director of pro personnel Rob Kisiel, the scouting department is in good hands. The search could begin with New England Patriots director of player personnel, coach Bill Belichick’s de facto general manager, Nick Caserio but his interview was blocked by the Pats last time. If Mr. Sports and the Nightmoves family had a say they would make the call to Houston resident Alonzo Highsmith, former Miami Hurricane running back and currently number two in Cleveland behind John Dorsey as his Vice President of Player Personnel, All eyes were on the Houston Rockets, who made loud decisions about their coaching staff in the first week of their off season. After the Rockets were again eliminated by the Golden State Warriors in the current NBA playoffs, there were rumors that head
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coach Mike D’Antoni should be worried about his job safety. However, there have been shocking coaching changes that are not D’Antoni: associate head coach Jeff Bzdelik, assistant coaches Roy Rogers and Mitch Vanya and video coordinator John Cho and player development coach Irv Roland are all not coming back next season. D’Antoni has made it known publicly that he wants to continue coaching and that talks with the team have begun about getting one before he goes into the final season of his current contract later this year for the 2019-20 season. With all the injuries during the NBA Finals to the Golden State Warriors and the trade of Anthony Davis to the Los Angeles Lakers wouldn’t the Rockets and Lakers be co favorites in the West and Toronto in the East if Kawhi Leonard resigns. This will be a summer long update???
FIREWORKS CONTINUE AT MINUTE MAID WITH THE ARRIVAL OF AIR YORDAN!!!
Houston we do not have a problem on the baseball diamond as some people and experts are saying that this edition of the Astros may be better than the 2017 one, but that remains to be seen as I will agree if we win the World Series again this year, but the Evil Empire in the Bronx is getting healthier and trading for more offense with the addition of Edwin Encanarcion. The fireworks at Minute Maid came in the shape of the 6’5” 227 pound, 21 year old man child from Tunas, Cuba when he was called up early last month and did not disappoint the Astros brass. The rookie sensation Alvarez keeps on hitting homers. Alvarez became only the fourth player in Major League history to slug at least four home runs in his first five career games when he took Toronto Blue Jays starter Clayton Richard deep in the third inning of the Astros’ 7-2 win which saw their record climb to 48-24 at press time as
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they were shut out by the Jays 12 zip to end their latest home stand. “I’m probably having about as hard a time describing him as you’re having writing about him,” Astros manager AJ Hinch said. “He’s having an enormous impact for us -- that goes without saying. It’s been very impressive to watch him methodically go about his business [like] a much more experienced player than he is. He’s soaking up all the information that we have, he’s leaning on teammates and he’s in the batter’s box and in complete control of the at-bat. His productivity has been sensational.” Alvarez, starting in left field for the first time in his career, crushed an 0-2 slider and sailed it an estimated 439 feet into the upper deck in right-center field, according to Statcast. The ball left the bat at 109.6 mph. Alvarez is the third-
youngest player in history to have eight RBIs in his first five games and the first player in Astros history to score a run in his first five games in the Majors. The Bronx Zoo is getting healthy and so will the Minute Maid Nine as we welcome back our injured stars in the coming week, Jose Altuve, Carlos Correa, Aledmys Diaz, Collin McHugh, and George Springer and with everyone crying the Astros need another arm, what has been wrong with Framber Valdez may I ask??? At press deadline the Astros were swept by the Reds for the first time in 37 series!!!
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NO MORE BLUES IN ST. LOUIS SINCE WE DO NOT HAVE HOCKEY HERE IN H-TOWN, I WAS SO GLAD THAT THE ST. LOUIS BLUES PUT A HALF OF CENTURY OF WAITING ASIDE! The St. Louis Blues won their first Stanley Cup in team history last month, beating out the home team Boston Bruins 4-1. Before this victory, the Blues were the oldest team to not have won a Stanley Cup, and the team was in last place in the NHL at the beginning of the year. They proceeded to win 30 out of their remaining 45 games, netting them the 5th seed in the Western Conference. Their playoffs run saw them defeat the Dallas Stars in 7 games and the San Jose Sharks in 6, leading to their 7 game series win against the Bruins. A fantastic 10-3 road record so... Never give up, kids!
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