1 March 2021

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Sports

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1 March 2021

Tulsa puts up nail-biter in last home game

In their last game of the year at the Reynolds Center, the Golden Hurricane comes up short in the final seconds. Tulsa sports writer Tommy Reid records the slim defeat.

Last week, The Tulsa Golden Hurricane played their final home game of the 20202021 men’s basketball season at the Donald W. Reynolds Center against the Cincinnati Bearcats, losing the game by a final score of 70-69.

Before the game began, however, Tulsa took time to honor their seniors who were playing in one of their final home games.

Brandon Rachal, Darien Jackson, Elijah Joiner, and Emmanuel Ugboh are the four seniors who were honored before the game started with a brief video presentation and a framed jersey presentation. Shortly after the ceremony though, the warmups came off and gametime began in Tulsa.

Two minutes into the game, neither team had scored, but Cincinnati made a threepoint basket to take the first lead of the

game. Immediately after that Austin Richie, Darrien Jackson, Elijah Joiner, Brandon Rachal, Curtis Heyward, Jr and Rey Idowu ignited and put Tulsa on a 15-0 run to give the Golden Hurricane an early 15-3 lead. Cincinnati responded with their own scoring run of 7-0, bringing them back within five.

After this, Cincinnati continued to break into Tulsa’s lead, eventually tying the game with just over 7 minutes left in the first half.

For the remainder of the first half, the lead oscillated back and forth between Tulsa and Cincinnati. At the halftime break, Cincinnati led the game by a mere three points, at a score of 37-34.

The second half began with scoring by both teams, though after the first few minutes Cincinnati still maintained their lead.

Just after the first ten minutes of the half had passed, Cincinnati increased their lead to nine points. Over the next minute both teams went back and forth. Curtis Heywood made a three-point shot to cut into Cincinnati’s nine-point lead and Tulsa began their comeback. Over the next six minutes, Tulsa continued cutting into Cincinnati’s lead and a three-point jumper by Elijah Joiner with two minutes left in the game tied the game at 67 points each. Roughly thirty seconds later, Brandon Rachal made two free throws that gave Tulsa a two-point lead. Unfortunately, this was not enough, as Cincinnati scored a free throw and a layup in the next minute and a half giving them a one-point lead.

While Tulsa received the ball with twelve seconds left, they were unable to score and ultimately lost the game by a score of 70-69.

After the conclusion of the game, Tulsa coach Philip Montgomery spoke to the media and reacted to the game. “That’s a tough one. We had some costly turnovers, obviously that one at the end. It was unfortunate today. Both teams fought hard. We had some really, really costly turnovers that did us in at the end. Give Cincinnati credit they made the plays when they needed to, and we didn’t finish plays.” He went on to say, “We played good defense and got some clean rebounds. They hurt us on the glass tonight. We started dribbling the ball and quit settling and that allowed us to catch up.

We were doing a good job executing in that stretch.”

Despite losing the game, several Tulsa players had high scoring throughout the game. Elijah Joiner scored a new career high 24 points and Brandon Rachal achieved his tenth career double-double with 14 points and 11 rebounds.

Tulsa will finish its regular season competitions over the next seven days as they play UCF in Orlando, Florida on Tuesday, Northeastern State University in Tulsa on Thursday and SMU in Dallas on Sunday.

photos by Tommy Reid

Lakers’ decline shuffles power rankings For the first time this year, NBA writer Zach Short leaves just one Los Angeles squad in his rankings.

courtesy Devin Book on Twitter 5. Phoenix Suns In what most certainly constitutes the most controversial selection of the week, Devin Booker and Chris Paul will join the list for the first time this season, relegating the Lakers to a tentative sixth spot. This spectacular southwest team has stomped almost every team in its path recently, having its only losses in recent memory come in razor-thin differentials with the dominant Nets and the aspiring Hornets. Most impressively, however, the Suns trounced what once was their closest competitor for the final spot in the top half of the west, the Portland Trail Blazers, in a 32-point defeat.

If they want to keep the slot, they will have

to beat the Lakers this coming Thursday to prove they have earned the spot.

4. Brooklyn Nets While I can definitely recognize that much of the basketball world might charge me with criminally neglecting one of the most impressive teams in the league, I simply have to yield any higher slot to the more consistent 76ers and the ever better Western Conference. With the Lakers play, however, the Nets have a lock as of yet to stay, at worst, where they presently sit. Better yet, they have a good opportunity to rise, as they have done what they have in the absence of the Eastern Conference All-Star team captain, Kevin Durant. In their favor, they have James Harden putting up more assists than most believed he ever could, Kyrie Irving scoring at will on nearly every possession, and DeAndre Jordan playing the best he has in years, maybe in his whole career. Although the second half of the season has a propensity to surprise a few teams each year, these guys look like the real deal. Upcoming games against the Mavericks and the gently rising Spurs should give the answer as to whether the east at-large is ready to compete on a broader scale with their loaded conference counterpart.

3. Philadelphia 76ers Joel Embiid, while still absolutely having a runaway MVP kind of year, rests on thin ice for his upper slot in the power rankings.

The Nets have everything but secured their theft of the top seed in the east roughly halfway through the season. Unless Embiid can grab a little more of the help he needs out of his team, he can kiss away a Finals appearance to a ruthless Brooklyn team. However,

if cross-conference play results in some wins for this group, then the barrier separating the top western teams from the top east may collapse, and they may find themselves able to retain a coveted three-spot even if the Nets pass them. Best-case scenario for this team lies in recovering their former regularity and pulling back away from the Nets, all while proving themselves against western teams. If they can go roughly .750 in the future, beating top teams as frequently as anyone, they may lock themselves as Finals contenders.

2. Los Angeles Clippers Few teams appear so openly stacked as the Clippers, and they have finally begun to play to that image. With Kawhi Leonard and Paul George in a groove, Serge Ibaka and Nicolas Batum keeping everything tight in the post and three competitive point guards in Lou Williams, Patrick Beverly and Reggie Jackson, these guys have all the tools they need to stop anyone. And again, the biggest fact working in their favor is that they finally have started to play that way too. Other than close games with the Nets and Jazz and a fluke deal with the Grizzlies, they looked unbeatable through late February, topping the Jazz in a second chance game and the rapidly-improving Heat and Wizards. Their upcoming schedule has a few tough spots with the Bucks and Celtics, but after that they only have lower-seeded teams to worry about. If they want to take the number one spot from the Jazz, they will have to do it here in March.

1. Utah Jazz While splitting a pair of games against the Clippers definitely blemished the in-

credible run the Jazz have made this season, Friday night’s blown loss to the Heat put the winningest team in the NBA the closest they have come yet to dropping out of first in the power rankings. Outside of a tough game against the 76ers on Wednesday though, they will have a relatively easy chance to compile an impressive streak again and repair their record to former indomitable status. On top of that, they have the All-Star break after their 76ers matchup. Attributing their most recent losses and close calls to exhaustion, they look more likely to go undefeated in the second half of the season than to drop out of first in the west. At the midpoint, these guys are my pick for Finals champions.

Hot Seat: Miami Heat While they have done so relatively quietly, Jimmy Butler and his championship runner-ups have started to rediscover the old chemistry that made them such a force in last year’s postseason. Currently, Miami flirts with reentering the Playoffs around the same middle seed they took last year. More than that, their recent wins over the Lakers and Jazz prove that they might have the stuff to better compete against Western Conference giants this year. As a lower seed, they would likely have to beat both the Nets and the 76ers in a series to reappear in the Finals, but if they can beat the Jazz, they can beat anyone. Watch in the weeks following the All-Star break to see if they do not overtake the Raptors and the Bucks to take the third seat in their conference.

Mar. 1 - Mar. 7 Monday

Tuesday 1

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Softball New Mexico 3 p.m.

Volleyball Houston 4 p.m.

Volleyball Houston 1 p.m.

Softball Omaha 1 p.m.

Softball Omaha 3 p.m.

W Tennis Oklahoma 4 p.m.

M Soccer USF 6 p.m.

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Softball @ OSU 1 p.m.

W Soccer Cincinnati 1 p.m.

M Basketball @ SMU 2 p.m.

1 March 2021

News

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University of Tulsa announces new strategic plan

The University’s plan includes an emphasis on career services and well-rounded educational goals for all students.

Maggy Crawford Student Writer

On Jan. 29, the Board of Trustees approved a new strategic plan for TU. One of the main elements of the plan is to grow and strengthen the energy and cyber programs.

The new strategic plan also includes an emphasis on the importance of a balanced education, including a commitment to encourage all students to “earn a combined major and minor in the liberal arts and professional studies.” It is also mentioned that TU will be launching a job guarantee program for incoming graduate students; this is unique to TU and not offered at many universities.

The second priority in the new strategic plan is to be the most student-centered university in the region. The plan describes TU as being an intimate and inclusive university, and TU prides itself in the support that is given to students throughout their college experience. Student-centered education is important, and the wellbeing of the students reflects in their performance.

Third, the strategic plan is centered around the energy and cyber programs offered by the University of Tulsa. The research that is being done on campus is highlighted as well as educational opportunities and offerings. TU has been known for the outstanding energy and cyber programs, and this section of the plan further highlights these programs.

The next priority is to remain a resilient and innovative institution. The strategic plan acknowledges that there is stiffer competition, fewer students and tighter budgets

and includes a road map for how the university plans to get there. Creating more valuable and well-rounded education, keeping .

There will be an increase in the investments made for career services, diversity and inclusion. Another addition is that there will be more marketing efforts to meet enrollment goals. Faculty and staff were heavily involved in the decision making process and it was noted that they will continue to play a large role in the implementation.

The new strategic plan includes five areas of priority. The first is to be the best university in the region for life and career success.

This goes along with combining liberal arts and other professional studies together to create a well-rounded and balanced education. The idea is that if students are receiving a well-rounded education, they will be more desirable and career-ready.

than ever but reaffirms that the university is dedicated to adopting the new priorities set in place in the strategic plan. TU wants to attract “top talent” students who are working towards “shared goals,” while having the financial aid and “operational strength to invest in excellence.”

The final priority that was included in the new strategic plan is titled, “Truly The University of Tulsa,” which essentially covers the idea that TU is “deeply embedded in Tulsa” and mentions how TU represents a very diverse and vibrant community. The fifth priority also mentions how the success of TU helps play a role in propelling Tulsa as a whole forward.

This new strategic plan outlines a clear path to where TU wants to be in the future

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Poetic Justice adds volunteers for distance learning program This local non-profit organization pairs volunteers with incarcerated women who practice restorative justice through creative writing together.

Hana Saad Copy Editor Poetic Justice is a nonprofit based in Tulsa that brings creative writing programs to incarcerated women. It began in 2014 and has since grown to include programs in California, South Carolina and Mexico.

300 people have volunteered with the nonprofit, working together to bring creative writing to over 3,000 incarcerated women.

Siara Jacobs, a Tulsan who has been volunteering with Poetic Justice since 2019, said “writing with the women in Poetic Justice is a transformative experience for all involved. Each in-person class or letter exchanged breathes life into the group’s goals: using the magic of poetry and relationship to lift up individual voices, instill and cultivate hope, and demonstrate the power to change.”

Prior to COVID-19, Poetic Justice also began to offer visual art and drama as well.

Although the pandemic has placed restric-

“... one of the few nonprofits in the country running a program based on distance learning.”

Oklahoma is the state that has the highest incarceration rate of women. Poetic Justice aims to “rewrite the narrative about women who are incarcerated by equipping them with tools for healing from trauma, showing the world their inherent worth, that they may be agents of change.” Some of the women who participated in Poetic Justice’s programs are initially skeptical, but have come to enjoy it as it has had a positive impact in their lives, as the Black Wall Street Times reported.

One of the initiatives that Poetic Justice has undertaken is their creative writing program, which they have been running since the beginning. Since their founding, over

a new prompt is sent out every two weeks.

Both respond to the same writing prompt and share their finished pieces with each other. At the end of the program, all of the writing will be published in an anthology and copies will be given to people who participated in the program.

“Personally, volunteering with PJ fills me with optimism, even in the current state of the criminal justice system. Our poets find ways to connect with themselves and others through their writing and sharing and reflecting, and in those precious moments of connection, the seeds of change are sown,” Jacobs added.

Poetic Justice is always in need of volunteers, whether that is for their distance learning programs, fundraising or help with administrative tasks. The deadline to sign-up for the March 1 training session has passed,

but Poetic Justice will hold more classes in the future.

Students at the University of Tulsa are in a unique position to volunteer due to the opportunities afforded to students who volunteer through True Blue Neighbors.

Those who are juniors or seniors can earn three credit-hours from volunteering up to 160 hours through the Public Service Internship. Some students may also be eligible to participate in the Community Service Work Study, in which they are compensated for their work with a local nonprofit.

For more information about Poetic Justice, visit https://www.poeticjustice.org/ or email volunteer@poeticjustice.org.

To learn more about True Blue Neighbors service initiatives, contact true-blue@ utulsa.edu.

tions on what the non-profit can offer, they are still running their creative writing programs through a Distance Learning program.

According to their website, Poetic Justice has been able to offer “four Distance Learning sessions with almost 400 participants and over 200 volunteers.” Recently, Poetic Justice put out a call on social media asking for more volunteers to participate in their distance learning programs.

Poetic Justice is one of the few nonprofits in the country running a program based on distance learning. The program runs for an average of eight to 10 weeks. Volunteers are paired with an incarcerated woman and

courtesy Poetic Justice Since it began in 2014, more than 3,000 incarcerated women and 300 volunteers have participated in programs.

graphic by Emma Palmer This featured poem is from volume six of Poetic Justice’s anthology, which will be released soon.

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The Legislative Digest is your weekly look at the happenings of Oklahoma’s state legislature, upcoming bills and the terms to know.

Justin Klopfer Commentary Editor

HB 1580 and 1581: These two bills, both proposed by Democrat Mickey Dollens, concern the treatment of dogs. HB 1580 prevents unethical housing of animals, particularly banning the use of outdoor tethers for longer than 15 minutes. It also regulates the housing conditions of dogs, ensuring they are given adequate space and a suitable environment. The punishment for violation is just a fine, not a prison sentence. This bill would give a legal basis for intervening in the mistreatment of dogs. If someone saw such mistreatment occurring, they could stop the owner from continuing the abuse.

HB 1581 concerns the sale of dogs and cats. It would prevent pet stores from selling animals that didn’t come from shelters or qualified breeders. The bill is intended to prevent pet stores like Petland from selling dogs from puppy mills. According to the Humane Society, 99 percent of puppies sold in pet stores come from puppy mills. The cruel and unregulated practices of puppy mills must be fought against, and this bill is a great step to curb their presence in Oklahoma.

Both bills are excellent proposals to help ensure the ethical treatment of animals in the state and should absolutely be passed. Hopefully they are treated uncontroversially and experience bipartisan support.

SCR 5: On the other end of the animal treatment spectrum, we have Senate Concurrent Resolution five. This proposal would have the Oklahoma Legislature encourage incorporating “hunter education, with a dedicated section focused on firearm safety” into the curriculum of public middle or high schools. The proposal is just a recommendation, not an actual policy implementation, but it still indicates a lackluster understanding of what education for young people should be.

School curriculums ought to reflect the knowledge and skills a young adult should have to be a capable and well-informed person in society. Hunting is not essential to adult life.

The ability to kill an animal is no more essential than any other leisure skill. Even if the hunting course was not required, students should be broadening their minds and perspectives, not being taught how to kill animals.

The mandatory and publicly-funded nature of school creates an immense responsibility to ensure that public education is worth the money of adults and the time of the children.

Teaching children how to kill animals is a gross misuse of this money and time. Gun education does not enrich the minds of young people and tax money should not be used to fund it. No public school should allow a course on hunting.

Airstrikes in Syria an example of US’s double standard firmed that no direct punishment will be given to the Saudi Crown, despite the recent revelation. A visa ban for MBS would typically be the bare minimum for such an awful offense, but this is not on the table for the administration.

By the U.S.’s own admission, Saudi Arabia is willing to use lethal force against nonviolent political opponents. Similar charges are constantly leveled at Iran, though the U.S. is far from a nonviolent political opponent. Either way, why is one a close ally and another part of the so-called axis of evil?

Biden’s first direct military action signals the continuation of a destructive and morally bankrupt foreign policy.

Justin Klopfer Commentary Editor On Feb. 25, the United States launched an airstrike on a military base in Syria, targeting a base used by an Iranian-backed militia. At least one person was killed according to an Iraqi military official. According to the Pentagon, the airstrike was a response to attacks on a U.S.-controlled military base in Iraq. Syria condemned the attack as an act of U.S. aggression.

Last week also saw the release of a U.S. report revealing Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman as an organizer of the attack that killed journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Saudi Arabia. Khashoggi was a Washington Post journalist and critic of the Saudi Prince who was killed and dismembered in 2018. The Biden administration has con-

One of the reasons America retains its allyship with Saudi Arabia, in fact, is to boost strength in their joint action towards Iran. According to the New York Times, there was a “consensus developed inside the White House that the cost of [punishing MBS for the killing Khashoggi], in Saudi cooperation on … confronting Iran, was simply too high.” In other words, leverage against Iran is more important than holding a powerful murderer to account.

I don’t mean to suggest that America ought to begin airstrikes on Saudi Arabia.

“Becoming a close ally with America is in effect a license to act with impunity.”

Western opposition to Iran goes back decades, starting particularly with the British and American coup in 1953. After Prime Minister Mosaddegh nationalized the nation’s petroleum industry, Britain and the U.S. engineered a reactionary coup to install Shah Pahlavi. In 2010, the U.S. was discovered to be collaborating with Israel in a sophisticated hacking operation targeted at Iran’s nuclear program.

President Biden said that the airstrike in Syria was to tell Iran that it “can’t act with impunity.” Is plotting the murder of an innocent journalist not “acting with impunity?”

Becoming a close ally with America is in effect a license to act with impunity. Any government deemed strategically or economically important is allowed to act however they wish so long as they fulfill the role the U.S. has set for them.

The Pentagon has been engineering destabilizing attacks on sovereign foreign governments for decades.

If America responded with violence and heavy-handed intervention to every evil in the world, the destruction would be too great for prosperity to ever grow. However, when analyzing the actions of the U.S. abroad, a pattern is easily discernible. There is impunity for allies, brutal sanctions and attacks for enemies. Opposition to Iran is not founded on moral grounds; the U.S. clearly has no qualms with sponsoring terror abroad.

In a rare glimmer of hope, some Democratic lawmakers have offered condemnations of the recent airstrikes. Representative Ro Khanna said the attack had “no justification” to occur without congressional approval, and reiterated his desire to “extricate from the Middle East, not escalate.” The sector of Congress that opposes this kind of destruction is growing with every election, though congressional control is clearly not

enough to prevent baseless attacks. Most Republicans praised the airstrikes, with Senator Rand Paul as the only notable objector. The Republican Party is always willing to continue and expand endless war and will support it regardless of the party engineering it.

The Pentagon also claimed the airstrike had “de-escalation” within Syria and Iraq as one of its goals. I can only imagine the amount of D.C. brainwashing it takes to swallow the doublethink of a de-escalating airstrike. If de-escalation is truly on the minds of the Pentagon, immediate and full withdrawal from Iraq and Syria is the only option.

courtesy Wikimedia Commons Dissident Jamal Khashoggi was assassinated in 2018.

courtesy Wikimedia Commons

1 March 2021

Variety

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Top five K-Dramas for beginners

Don’t fear the subtitles as you add these five K-Dramas to your list for future movie nights.

Theresa Lam Student Writer

“Once you overcome the one-inch-tall barrier of subtitles, you will be introduced to so many more amazing films,” said Bong Joon Ho during his acceptance speech for his Oscar award-winning film “Parasite,” which also broke history for being the first foreign film to win Best Picture. Too often do people, especially in the U.S., overlook amazing foreign TV shows and films simply because of subtitles.

“They take the fun out of watching shows” or “they’re a hassle to read” are common excuses I would hear when asked why they haven’t watched a particular foreign film.

al trainer named Kim Young Ho, who helps resuscitate her back to life. After learning of his profession, she desperately asks him to bring her back to her glory days by becoming her personal fitness trainer. Throughout the drama, secrets begin to spill and love fills the air.

4. “Uncontrollably Fond” (2016) Shin Joon Young is a famous South Korean actor who happens to have an illness that must be kept a secret from the media.

Coincidentally during an interview, he runs into a producer named Noh Eul, who happens to be his ex-lover from high school.

Due to certain circumstances, they separated, but thanks to this interview, they finally began to reconnect. Together, they attempt to find out who hit Noh Eul’s father in a hitand-run-accident. Many twists and shocking secrets are revealed as the investigation rolls out, including complications with Shin Joon Young’s illness

ported back in time during a Solar Eclipse.

She wakes up in the body of Lady Hae Soo and finds herself amongst the ruling princes of the Wang family. Eight of these princes all find interest in her for her charismatic personality, and two of them begin to compete for her. The drama follows this love triangle and the brothers’ fight to become the next king.

1. “True Beauty” (2021) Based off of a popular Korean webtoon, “True Beauty” highlights the difficulties that Lim Ju Kyung, a female high school student, goes through with ugly facial features. Because of the constant bullying at her old high school and family issues, Ju Kyung was forced to transfer to a different high school. During her transition, she

learned how to apply makeup and promised no one outside of school would see her without makeup. While making new friends at her new school, Ju Kyung becomes close with Lee Soo Ho and Han Seo Jun, who end up both liking her for her charismatic personality. The love triangle fumes into flames as both of them try to fight their way to her heart.

Although there are simply five dramas listed here, this is only a fraction of all the wonderful Korean dramas that I’ve watched.

Recently, Netflix has incorporated more Korean movies and dramas for Westerners to enjoy, and I believe this is a first step to cultural immersion. Do not fear those one-inch subtitles, and happy watching!

“ ... you also get to feel what the actors feel in their own language.”

Although it’s understandable that the main point of watching a film is to watch a film, there is more to it than just to simply watch.

To read while the story is visually happening in front of you is like a two-in-one deal; not only are you brushing up the speed of your reading, but you also get to feel what the actors feel in their own language. Better than films that are horribly dubbed, right?

As the popularity of Korean Dramas begin to rise in the West, here are some of my top five K-Dramas to help you get started on the trend: 5. “Oh My Venus” (2015) As a 33-year-old lawyer who appears as a workaholic in her field, Kang Joo Eun once had a slim figure and was considered Daegu’s Venus in her city. Due to late nights at the office, unhealthy diet and constant stress, she became overweight and lost confidence in herself. After collapsing in an airplane, she’s greeted by a famous profession-

3. “The Heirs” (2013) Cho Eun Sang is a student who works part-time jobs to financially help her family after her older sister had moved to the U.S. She enrolls into a prestigious high school under a welfare scholarship, where her classmates are heirs of their family’s businesses and are competitive when it comes to obtaining their family fortune. During her time here, she meets a cold-hearted boy named Kim Tan, who is very popular for being known as the “second son of an illegitimate wife” (meaning he’s unable to become an heir of his father’s business). Their connection then becomes a love triangle with a school bully named Choi Young Do, and drama and fighting ensues 2. “Moon Lovers: Scarlet Heart Ryeo” (2016) A historical drama set during the Goryeo Dynasty, Scarlet Heart discusses a 25-yearold woman named Go Ha Jin who got trans-

While it is not yet rated, Emma Stone’s portrayal of Cruella De Vil seems to be one of the darkest films Disney has yet attempted.

the recently released “Joker” movie, maybe due to the darker themes and points where Cruella mentions she was, “born bad and a little bit mad.” Demystifying mental health is important and can be impactful if executed appropriately, and knowing Disney, I am either going to be really happy or very let down.

In terms of the iconic 101 dalmatians, the trailer shows three dalmatians growling at Cruella briefly, but that was the extent of actual dalmatians that I saw in the trailer. I am hoping to see more dogs in the movie, and my fingers are crossed that they somehow get to talk or communicate. It will be interesting to see how Disney incorporates aspects from the original “101 Dalmatians” movie while also giving Cruella her own story.

Streaming services such as Netflix have added a number of K-Dramas to their inventory.

graphic by Theresa Lam

Disney releases live-action “Cruella” trailer Maggy Crawford Student Writer

Disney just released the trailer for their darkest live-action movie yet, “Cruella”, and it was not what I was expecting from Disney. I was shocked to hear that Disney was creating a movie about someone that was known for killing puppies, but I have a feeling that Disney villains are going to be rising in popularity. There is just too much potential there for Disney not to go down that road eventually, especially if they are

“ ... I have a feeling that Disney villains are going to be rising in popularity.” comfortable creating “Cruella” as dark and twisted as it seems to be. However, “Cruella” technically is not rated yet, so I’m interested to see how the rating and marketing for this film is handled.

From viewing the trailer, it appears that this movie is going to focus on Cruella De Vil’s early life in the 1970s London Punk scene. I am excited to see Emma Stone as Cruella, and I think she is going to do an amazing job. When I watched the trailer for the first time, I couldn’t help but think of

Overall, I think that “Cruella” has great potential. The cast and costuming looks great, and the music that was in the trailer was picked well. The last time we saw Cruella on the big screen was almost three decades ago in the 1996 live-action starring Glenn Close, and I am ecstatic for Creulla’s return. The expected release date is May 28, and it is said that we should expect it to be available in theaters, opposed to a digital release on their streaming platform, Disney+.

Glenn Close is the executive producer of this film.

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A brief introduction to classic sports anime

From volleyball to racing circuits, sport animes have a lot of variety and entertainment to offer.

Joseph Breedlove Student Writer

Sports are a great source of entertainment, and they are easy to get into as well as stay involved in. People can get involved by having a favorite sports team, a favorite player or just by having a favorite sport to watch. The sky’s the limit when it comes to sports because there are so many different ways to actually get invested, and by different, I mean different; yes, there are real live sports, but how about watching anime sports?

Anime is a popular genre that reaches a large audience. Some popular anime classi-

fied as childhood classics that many people enjoy are “Naruto,” “Pokemon,” “Dragon Ball Z” and “Yu Gi Oh.” Each anime series has a different theme , such as how “Naruto” is about a young ninja who strives to be the best ninja of his village. “Pokemon” is about

kid who receives an egyptian artifact, which possesses unknown secrets and is on a quest to figure out those secrets with the help of his friends. Compared to these classic, if far-fetched in terms of plot, animes, a more relatable anime is called “Haikyuu.”

“Find a sport that you are passionate about and give it a try.” a kid and his friends on a quest to win badges and becoming the best pokemon trainer there is. “Dragon Ball Z” is about a group of characters defending the earth against evil, and throughout the show, conflict always appears to arise. “Yu Gi Oh” is about a

“Haikyuu” is an anime series about Shōyō Hinata, a boy who is determined to become a great volleyball player despite his small stature.

The most common sports anime that I think people will know is the anime series

“Speed Racer.” An 18-year-old driver competes on the international racing circuit. The series must have been pretty good because they made a 2008 film based on the series.

Emile Hirsch is our protagonist’s name, and he is on a fast and hot start on becoming one of the best racers there is. He demolishes his competition every time they decide to line up against him, and eventually he uncovers some big family secrets. Though I haven’t seen the series yet personally, I’ve heard some good stuff about it.

Sports are all around the world, whether you are watching them live or from a tv series. Sports are still sports so why not venture out and watch some sport animes? Find a sport that you are passionate about and give it a try. They have a ton of sport animes, but those two are the most well known.

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Marvel news roundup after recent reveals After an entire year of no new Marvel releases, the franchise is back and better than ever with news of seven new releases for 2021.

Madison Walters Student Writer This past week has been an exciting week for Marvel fans as the company has made several exciting announcements regarding their upcoming films and TV shows. Before we get into all that, I thought I would give a roundup of all the upcoming Marvel releases.

This week marks the final episode of Marvel’s “WandaVision,” starring Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany. “WandaVision” blends the typical action one would expect from a Marvel movie with classic television, creating a show that is truly unlike any other. The show follows Wanda Maximoff and Vision as they live in a suburban paradise that maybe is not exactly what it seems to be. The show also stars Kat Dennings, Kathryn Hahn, Randall Park and Teyonah Parris. The thrilling conclusion of this spectacular series is sure to change the Marvel Cinematic Universe forever. If you’re so inclined to see the finale as soon as it drops, then head to Disney+ at 2 a.m. on March 5.

Two weeks after “WandaVision” airs, Marvel will debut “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier,” starring Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan. The show will follow Sam and Bucky as they must learn to work together to save the world from a global threat.

The show will also see Emily VanCamp and Daniel Bruhl reprising their roles as Sharon Carter and Zemo, respectively. “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” will have a total of six hour-long episodes, meaning fans are es-

sentially getting a six hour cinematic television show. “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” begins streaming on March 19.

Next up, we have the “Black Widow” standalone film, starring Scarlett Johansson.

Currently, Marvel is pushing for an “in theaters only” release, meaning that it will not simultaneously be available on VOD or Disney+ at the film’s theatrical release. Releasing on May 7, “Black Widow” takes place between the events of “Captain America: Civil War” and “Avengers: Infinity War.” The movie also stars Florence Pugh, David Harbour and Rachel Weisz. “Black Widow” has already been delayed two times due to the COVID-19 pandemic; however, Marvel is still pushing for a May release despite worsening COVID-19 conditions.

Next up is “Loki,” starring Tom Hiddleston as everyone’s favorite god of mischief. Originally, “Loki’’ was supposed to start streaming on Disney+ in May, but due to Marvel’s insistence of the “Black Widow’’ movie coming to theaters in May, “Loki’’ was unfortunately pushed back.

This was one of the announcements made

by Marvel this past week. Now releasing on June 11, “Loki” follows the “Avengers Endgame” alternate version of Loki from 2012, who escaped with the Tesseract. The show also stars Owen Wilson. As of yet, not much is known about the rest of the cast. “Loki” begins its six week arc on Disney+ on June 11.

Currently, Marvel also has the feature film “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” scheduled to release on July 9; however, Marvel has released little to no information about this film, which leads me to believe that it will unfortunately be pushed back. The film stars Simu Liu as the titular character and Tony Leung Chiu-wai as the Mandarin — the real Mandarin, not the fake

Mandarin viewers saw in “Iron Man 3.”

Also currently scheduled to release this year is the feature film “The Eternals.” The star-studded cast includes Angelina Jolie, Richard Madden, Kumail Nanjiani, Salma Hayek, Kit Harrington and Lauren Ridloff.

“The Eternals” will follow a group of immortal alien people called the Eternals, who must save the Earth from an unnamed tragedy occurring after the events of “Avengers Endgame.” Currently, the film is scheduled to release on Nov. 5.

Finally, we have the big news Marvel announced this past week. Seemingly fasttracking the film, “Spider-Man: No Way Home” will now release in theaters on Dec. 17. The stars of the film, Tom Holland, Zendaya and Jacob Batalan, all took to Instagram and posted three different fake movie titles for the film, including “SpiderMan: Phone Home,” “Spider-Man: HomeWrecker” and “Spider-Man: Home Slice.”

The next day, Marvel officially released the title with a video of the three. Along with the fake movie titles, all three actors shared stills from the movie. The film will follow

popular culture. Some of my favorite guest stars include: Elton John, Alice Cooper, Julie Andrews, Harry Belafonte, Don Knotts, Mark Hamill, Liza Mennelli, Carol Burnett and Debbie Harry.

Musicals typically act in a skit and perform a couple of songs with Muppets included as background singers. For example, Elton John sings a duet with Miss Piggy on

sphere of the show. The episode reaches its climax as Cooper dresses as a demon and sings “School’s Out” while being attacked by giant Muppets in cheerleading uniforms.

Another fun episode sees Carol Burnett unwillingly participating in a dance marathon with the Muppets. Her dance partner, Animal, almost drives her to her wit’s end.

Bringing her usual comedy and life, Burnett

Peter Parker as he deals with the aftermath of his identity being exposed by Mysterio from the previous movie, “Spider-Man: Far From Home.”

Many fans have speculated that this film will delve into the multiverse, which would include the previous Sony Spider-Men, Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, reprising their roles. This speculation has only increased as “Spider-Man: No Way Home” has cast other actors from the Sony “SpiderMan” films to reprise their roles, which includes Jamie Foxx as Electro and Alfred Molina as Doctor Octopus. “Spider-Man: No Way Home” also marks Holland’s final contracted film with Marvel; however, it has already been speculated that his contract will be renewed.

It’s been an exciting week for Marvel news. After having a year with zero Marvel releases, we might now be getting seven releases in one year. Whether or not all seven of these releases go through with COVID-19 still on the rise, we will see. Regardless, it seems like Marvel’s Phase Four is well in-progress.

courtesy @lifeisaloha Instagram There has been much speculation as to whom the new Spiderman film will include.

Disney+ adds the original “Muppet Show”

It’s The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, The Collegian!

Madison Walters Student Writer

It’s time to meet the Muppets on Disney+. This past week, Disney+ added the original “Muppet Show” that aired from 1976 to 1981. Recently, the “Muppets” franchise was rebooted with two films, “The Muppets” and its sequel “Muppets Most Wanted.” In addition to this, the “Muppet Show” also received a reboot with “Muppets Now” on Disney +. The rebooted Muppets Universe, unfortunately, is highly underrated. The “Muppet Show” is a variety sketch show, much like Saturday Night Live (SNL), featuring musical numbers, recurring sketches and episode plotlines. The show stars Kermit the Frog and his many friends. The voice cast includes Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Jerry Nelson and Richard Hunt.

One special aspect of the show is that each episode has a different guest star from

“... a silly, yet entertaining, show for those young and old alike.”

“Don’t Go Breaking My Heart,” and it’s just as entertaining as you would think it’d be as Miss Piggy rather provocatively kisses him throughout and tells Kiki Dee to “eat her heart out.” Another fun episode is the Alice Cooper episode, which differs from other episodes as it appears that Henson opted to use some of the props and muppets from “Dark Crystal” or “Labyrinth,” offering a stark contrast from the usual cheery atmo-

is the only person that can keep up with the Muppets’ crazy antics, giving them a run for their money.

“The Muppet Show” also debuted to Disney+ with a little controversy. Various episodes have received Disney’s newest content disclaimer for racist and offensive material. The warning states that “This program includes negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These

stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together.”

Despite having this warning in place for some episodes, Disney+ failed to include a content warning for the Johnny Cash episode as Cash sings in front of a large confederate flag. Many fans have flocked to social media to voice their opinion over the content warning. One group of fans has displayed their dissatisfaction towards Disney+ for giving the show a content disclaimer in the first place, while another group of fans has voiced their anger at Disney+ for not giving a content disclaimer for the Johnny Cash episode. At the time of writing this article, the episode as of yet still does not have a content warning.

Despite these controversies, “The Muppet Show” truly exists as a silly, yet entertaining, show for those young and old alike.

It’s time to start your “Muppet Show” binge, streaming now exclusively on Disney+.

“Supernova” showcases stunningly beautiful performances With Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth as the leads, this is a film that will certainly bring tears to your eyes as a beautiful queer love story.

Madison Walters Student Writer Releasing earlier this month on VOD, “Supernova” tells the story of queer couple, Tusker and Sam, who embark on a final roadtrip to see their family and friends due to Tusker’s recent diagnosis of early-onset dementia. “Supernova” stars Stanley Tucci as Tusker and Colin Firth as Sam, with directing by Harry Macqueen. Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci’s devastatingly beautiful performances will bring many a tear to your eyes.

The chemistry seen between Sam and Tusker is entirely real as Tucci and Firth have been close friends for over 20 years. In fact, they have helped one another through the most difficult moments of their lives, specifically Firth’s role in comforting Tucci after the death of his first wife.

Stanley Tucci received the offer to play Sam and immediately passed the script on to Colin Firth in hopes that he would join the project with him. However, during the filming, the two realized they were much better suited to play the other’s respective part, and promptly switched roles. The prior friendship that the two actors share definitely rolls over into their characters. In fact, one of the funniest scenes of the movie was completely improvised by Tucci. During this scene, we see Tusker trying to embarrass Sam with a long-running gag that annoys him as Tusker asks unsuspecting bystanders if they would

like Sam’s autograph. Moments of playful bickering and joking showcase the couple’s long history together, differing from other film relationships that seem forced.

One of my favorite moments from the film is so simplistic, yet achingly sweet.

Sitting in their RV, Tusker listens to Sam’s piano album, while Sam reads Tucker’s novel. This poignant scene shows that after 20 years together, the two still are amazed with one another’s artistic abilities. Scenes like this make the reality of their situation seem all the more grim, as with each passing day, Tusker’s condition worsens. The couple knows that one day, Tusker will no longer be able to recognize his husband, forgetting every single detail of the life they shared together. This love has no bounds as Sam is prepared to spend the rest of his life reminding Tusker of their love.

Unfortunately, the film is unable to distance itself from the ever popular “bury your gays’’ trope. This trope occurs whenever an LGBTQ+ character is either killed off or diagnosed with a life-threatening disease, much like Tusker in this film. Even though the entire film is basically about Tusker’s disease and worsening condition, there is a sense of foreboding present even in the lightest moments — a foreboding that the life they currently live will soon change drastically. Despite the presence of this destructive trope, the emotional impact of this film benefits from it as each hug, shared smile and soft word means so much more, knowing that one day his husband will no longer remember him. That being said, this trope has become far too prevalent in movies and TV shows with LGBTQ+ characters.

This moving film is definitely a great film to turn to if you’re looking for a good cry or wanting to see a beautiful queer love story.

“Supernova”currently has an 87 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Destination Tulsa: Supporting local businesses

Whether it be eating on a patio or picking up curbside, Tulsa has many local restaurants and coffee shops to offer for your next meal.

Maggy Crawford Student Writer With school back in full swing, and COVID-19 still very much being a thing, I have been trying to find the best local businesses to support while getting my coffee or study break snacks. One of my recent favorites has been Ediblend Superfood Cafe.

This gem is just a short drive from campus, nestled in Utica Square. One of my favorite things about Ediblend is that you can order online, from the app or call in, and once you get there, they will bring it out to your car.

Ediblend has amazing made-to-order drinks as well as premade grab-and-go drinks. Another one of my favorite things about going to Edibled for my study fuel is that they also have snacks. The energy bites are great for crunch time studying, but my personal favorite is the hummus bowl or taco salad. If you are feeling fancy, they also have Acai bowls that are delicious.

If you are looking more for coffee specific drinks, one of my favorite local coffee places is Triangle Coffee. I have been accumulating plants during the pandemic, and I love sitting by all their plants while I work on homework or study. If you are wanting to order food or a drink to-go, they have pickup available as well. They have amazing food and drinks; I recommend the breakfast tacos, but if you are wanting to go all out, you should try the breakfast burrito. Triangle is a great place to go if you need to crank out

a paper or have a big exam coming up. The atmosphere is relaxing and friendly, but not too much going on that you can’t focus.

Another one of my go-to local businesses is Elote. If you have not heard of their puffy tacos yet, you are missing out. Elote is in Downtown Tulsa and about a seven minute drive from campus. They offer curbside and delivery for orders, and if you order before Thursday night at midnight, you can get Farmers Market breakfast tacos delivered to your doorstep on Saturday mornings.

Now that the weather is getting nicer, they have awesome outdoor seating that you can take advantage of. Elote has great happy hour specials, and their queso is really unique to them. Regardless if you are grabbing lunch to-go or sitting down for happy hour with your friends, this is a place to remember.

Another great local spot to support with friends is Fat Guy’s Burger Bar. One of the best burgers I have had, hands down, came from Fat Guy’s. This place is great for everyone; there are fun new burgers to try or you can stick with the classics. Even though it is called a burger bar, they have more available on the menu than just burgers.

If you are a french fry fanatic, like myself, you will lose your mind over their fries and sauce menu. Yes, you read that right, there is an entire menu for sauces. I like to get the seasoned fries with strawberry ketchup and the caramelized onion aioli. And if the amazing burgers, fries and sauces were not enough, this place is also known for their milkshakes.

Treat yourself this week and support local businesses while doing so. There are so many amazing small businesses in Tulsa to choose from that you are sure to be able to find one for any occasion.

Elote is open every day besides Sundays downtown.

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First Friday Art Crawls alive amidst ongoing pandemic After pausing for months due to the pandemic, First Friday Art Crawls in the Tulsa Arts District have returned with safety guidelines.

Margaret Laprarie Student Writer A popular opportunity for exploring all that Tulsa’s Arts District has to offer, the First Friday Art Crawl has found itself adapting to the procedures of the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic rather effectively, as businesses and artists alike have come together to keep the tradition going. Since 2007, every first Friday of the month in Tulsa’s Arts District (formally known as the Brady Arts District) has been the perfect spot for residents of and visitors to Tulsa alike to come down and explore all that the district has to offer.

Art galleries and organizations such as 108 Contemporary and ahha are often open later than usual, restaurants are open and bustling with First Friday-only opportunities and local artists set up shop on and around Guthrie Green, sharing their talents through artwork for sale or free performances. First Friday typically takes place from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m., but these hours are often extended based on each individual business and what their usual Friday night schedule is.

When the pandemic hit, First Friday was put on pause for several months. Finally making its comeback in Sept. 2020, there were a few notable differences. Social distancing guidelines and mask wearing policies have been implemented at all participating businesses within the Arts District, including timed ticketed entry for smaller spaces and art galleries, such as ahha.

The consistency of certain events has also changed, as artists who set up to sell art vary from week to week and so do performances taking place on and around Guthrie Green.

Information on what exactly will be going on during an upcoming First Friday can be found on the Facebook pages for both the Tulsa Arts District and Downtown Tulsa, as well as those for any participating businesses and organizations.

The next First Friday will be taking place this Friday, March 5. If you are interested in exploring some local art, you can look forward to an exhibition of work from Jonathan Hills on view at 108 Contemporary, where admission is free and does not require booking in advance. At ahha’s Hardesty Center, you can explore their first and third floor art galleries, The Experience and The Studio for a discounted admission price of $10, available only on First Fridays.

If you’re looking for a bite to eat, there are a number of great spots in the area, including Lone Wolf, Chimera Cafe, The Tavern and Yokozuna. From 5 to 10 p.m., Antoinette’s bakery will be hosting their weekly Pie Night, where you can stop by for one of their enormous slices of mouth-watering pie, flavors including Mile High Chocolate, Chocolate Chip Banana, Macaron Funfetti Cheesecake and even options that are gluten-free and vegan! Glacier Confection will be launching a new box of chocolates designed by Sara Bost Fisher, available starting on Friday at their location in the Arts District. If you’re looking for even more to do, a variety of shops are available to explore, including Magic City Books, Ida Red, Made and more!

No matter what you might be interested in, the First Friday Art Crawl has something for everyone, and it is a great way to get out and explore what the community outside of TU has to offer. Despite the ongoing pandemic, the Tulsa Arts District has found a way to keep up this tradition while keeping the residents and visitors of Tulsa safe, and as a result, art is very much still alive and well in the 918.

Many booths and tables around Guthrie Green have art for sale during the Art Crawl.

This is one of the past exhibitions in ahha’s “The Experience”.

photo by Margaret Laprarie

photo by Margaret Laprarie

The State-Run Media

1 March 2021

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State-Run media My Sacred Amulet snugly fits in my leathery palm. Jealous?

McFarlin Ghost Tour delivers its promise of fright Ruination really doesn’t sound all that bad.

Anna Johns Keeper of the curse Last Thursday, McFarlin Library hosted a ghost tour that promised the exploration of the haunted upper library floors. TU students registered for the event, expecting to hear rudimentary ghost stories and learn the lore surrounding the library on campus.

Things were relatively normal. The librarian explained the history of the floor and quipped about being quiet or else “the ghost will hear” him. The cheesy jokes were expected, the light tone comfortable and the content mildly interesting.

Of course, things changed when the librarian headed into the basement, the catacombs of books awaiting viewers like an old friend.

Then, a creak.

The librarian genuinely seemed surprised.

He joked, “Must’ve been Farly the Ghost.”

The camera panned to the culprit: the hunched figure of an older man sitting at a desk. As the librarian came closer to the mysterious apparition, viewers could hear nonsensical murmurs from the man.

“Hello, are you supposed to be here, sir?” the librarian asked.

When the slouched man turned around, the librarian let out a relieved sigh. “Oh, it’s just Clancy,” the librarian said. “Wait, Clancy? What are you doing here?”

“For hundreds of days,” Clancy began, stopping briefly to wet his lips, “I have traveled through the underpass that connects our earthly realm. Conversed with the fickle gods, their words stilted and hollow. Danced in the moonlight with the spirits of yore.”

Clancy hunched over again, hands coming to a comically large amulet around his neck. Its gem shined with an iridescent

A rare photo emerged of Clancy and his amulet after the Ghost Tour. Is this the mysterious “Farly”?

glow, teals and blues and greens swirling upon the pendant. His fingers tapped twice against the barrage of colors.

“They said I went to Iowa,” he said. “Hades. Purgatory. The inferno. I have journeyed through the metaphysical plains with a pickaxe and a tome of necromancer spells.

I have seen the horrors of the world, the blight of forgotten history. Iowa.”

“Clancy, plea—” “I wanted to save TU. Raise our confidence. Support that sexy, sexy cybersecurity major,” Clancy continued, voice shaking in indignancy. “I did what I could. And this is what I reaped.”

Clancy wrapped his frail hands around the amulet and threw it to the ground; its tempest of colors violently swirled, its brightness an eye-burning visual. “You talk to him,” his voice boomed. “You talk to this Farly.”

“He sold me the Amulet. Kept it in his pouch. He told me I could fix my mistakes.

Find the praise from the TU community I so desired. Instead, he led me to Ruin,” Clancy’s eyebrows furrowed. “I never found my Fruition.”

Then, Clancy’s gaze went to the camera, a jolting glare delivered to the audience. “But now,” he said, hands wringing together, “we

graphic by Anna Johns

can find it together, can’t we?”

The librarian tried again. “I’m sure we can—” “I hope you are ready to meet our Maker, sir, because he is not kind to the straggler.”

And, in that moment, the shine of the amulet was too bright, too much. The camera fell to the ground. The image went black.

The Zoom meeting officially ended after that. After reaching out to the investigators who searched for that cursed librarian, they reported that he moved to Iowa. All was well in Iowa.

Missed Connections: Seeking philosophy major hottie

If you know anything about philosophy, contact me now!

Anna Johns Doesn’t know who Plato is but wishes her well We were in our class via Collaborate.

The subject was history, but it might as well have been chemistry! You’ve talked before, usually to rephrase an already-expressed opinion on our reading, and I never thought much of you. You were one of the few to have your camera on in class, an act that denotes virility and honor, and sometimes the class watches your feeding habits. Two weeks ago, you grazed on cereal for the entire hour and fifteen-minute class.

This Wednesday, though, you opened your mouth, and I fell in love.

The professor discussed the First Crusade, particularly the siege of Antioch, and you raised your hand mid-lecture. When you were called on, you asked the importance of the trebuchet in cases like the siege of Castelnuovo Bocca d’Adda in Northern Italy in 1199.

Time seemed to slow. Where did you get such obscure information? Which devil did you trade with to have such refined knowledge?

Our professor paused, scrunching his nose as he thought over your question.

“Castelnuovo Bocca d’Adda,” he muttered to himself, like he was trying to remember this particular historical moment. Seconds went by.

If this were an in-person course, I’m sure it would be obvious how we were all on the edge of our seat.

Finally, our professor said, “Uh, I’m not sure if I remember that in particular.

Maybe you can find some information on-

line, or I can direct you to some sources that may help.”

The professor didn’t know. The professor, who has the doctorate, couldn’t find an answer! What a way to stick it to the man.

You nodded as a self-satisfied smirk poised upon your lips as you looked into the camera. Amateur, your glance seemed to say, and I felt my breath stop.

“Well,” you began, your tone haughty but understandably so, “I think I remember reading that the stones they used in that particular siege weighed between nineteen hundred and twenty-five hundred pounds. It was a pretty monumental attack, as far as historical records go, in terms of how efficient the trebuchet could be. I just wanted to know your opinion, of course.”

And there was the kicker! You knew all along, didn’t you? You tricky minx. Not only did you prove your intelligence and status as an alpha historian, but you also won my heart.

“Oh,” the professor said blanky. “Are you a history major?”

You snorted, as if it were beneath you, and you said, “Nah, I’m a philosophy major.”

If my pants were any more viscous, I’d be afraid I’d be swooning to death. Instead, I stared at your Collaborate screen. A philosophy major? God, that’s even sexier, I thought.

I hope you’re reading this. I know I’m not the smartest girl, but I’ve got two ears, one big heart, and a bit of a persistent itch in the foot region. Most importantly, I want to hear you explain things. I don’t even care if they’re right. I just want to hear you talk!

If this was you, send a pic of your Gadsden flag. I hope to hear from you soon.

graphic by Anna Johns Every moment can lead to romance, even when your professor is trying to share their screen.

graphic by Anna Johns May his soul never know peace.