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Join the Baboquivari Unified School District team as a member of our substitute pool. We are in need of 4 long term substitutes at $165.00 per day Regular substitute pay at $125.00 per day Commuter bus to and from Sells, AZ each day will save you on gas!

Qualifications: Bachelor’s Degree and Certification as a Substitute through the Arizona Department of Education

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First day of school begins July 17, 2014

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ABBETT MYSTERY BOOK CLUB Wheeler Taft Abbett Sr. Branch Library. 7800 N. Schisler Drive. 594-5200. Discover and talk about new authors in a friendly atmosphere at 2 p.m., the first Tuesday of every month; free.

VENOMOUS AND POISONOUS ANIMALS OF ARIZONA Joyner-Green Valley Branch Library. 601 N. La Cañada Drive. Green Valley. 594-5295. Learn about the biology and adaptations of some of Arizona’s amazing creatures including rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Gila monsters. Tue., July 8, 2:30-3:30 p.m., free. 615-7855. http:// www.pima.gov/nrpr; eeducation@pima.gov

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MARS MADNESS: SCI-FI, POPULAR CULTURE AND RAY BRADBURY’S LITERARY JOURNEY TO OUTER SPACE UA Library Special Collections. 1510 E. University Blvd. 621-6423. An exhibit highlighting Ray Bradbury, the famous science fiction author of “The Martian Chronicles” and the novel “Fahrenheit 451,” includes original works written by Bradbury, works of others who influenced him, pulp sci-fi magazines, photos of Mars, movie memorabilia, and a selection of sci-fi objects. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Aug. 1, free. sykes-casavantg@u.library.arizona.edu

SUNDAY WRITERS’ POWER HOURS Maker House. 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. Working on that screenplay? Got a novel trying to tear its way free of that brain of yours? Having trouble actually sitting down to put it on the page? Work on it here. Socializing follows. Sundays, 2 p.m.

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NON-FICTION BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. The Non Fiction Book Club meets the first Wednesday of the month. July 2: “A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier” by Ishmael Beah. Open to all. 7-8 p.m., Free. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com/event/april-4th-non-fiction-discussion WORDS ON THE AVENUE Café Passé. 415 N. Fourth Ave. 624-4411. Teré Fowler-Chapman hosts an open mic for all writers to share short stories, fiction, poetry, prose, thoughts, diary entries and more at 7 p.m., the last Sunday of every month; $5 suggested donation. Sign-up is at 6:30 p.m.

I LOVE BOOKS GROUP TMC Senior Services. 1400 N. Wilmot Road. 3241960. Books with aging as a central theme are discussed from 2 to 4 p.m., the fourth Thursday of every month; free. Call for the next title.

WOODS MEMORIAL LIBRARY BOOK CLUB Woods Memorial Branch Library. 3455 N. First Ave. 594-5445. Adults read and discuss fiction and nonfiction titles at 1 p.m., the fourth Saturday of every month; free.

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EVENTS THIS WEEK BIODIVERSITY EXPEDITIONS IN THE SONORAN SKY ISLANDS ZUZI! Theater. 738 N. Fifth Ave. 629-0237. Dr. Tom Van Devender and photographer Chip Hedgcock will share highlights of many years of biological expeditions in the Sky Islands, including new discoveries. The presentation will feature images of recent trips showing the diverse landscapes, plants, animals and people of the Sonoran Sky Islands. Thu., June 26, 7-8:30 p.m., $10. 624-7080. http://www.skyislandalliance.org/speakerseries.htm; siainfo@skyislandalliance.org

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INDEPENDENTS WEEK Various locations. Declare your independence and “go local” by supporting as many locally owned businesses as possible. Join the thousands of consumers and hundreds of businesses who participate in this week-long celebration of our local and independent businesses. Download your Golden Coupon for 20 percent off from great local businesses at localfirstaz.com. Sun., June 29, Mon., June 30, Tue., July 1, Wed., July 2, Thu., July 3, Fri., July 4, Sat., July 5 and Sun., July 6, Free. www.localfirstaz.com/independents-week/index.php MAKE A WISH FUNDRAISER AND $500 DART TOURNAMENT Know Where II. 1308 W. Glenn St. 623-3999. Fundraiser for the Make-A-Wish Tucson Foundation. Raffle tickets for a 50/50 raffle may be purchased at the location in advance and you need not be present to win. There will also be a $500 Dart Tourney the same day. Sat., June 28, 11 a.m.-12 p.m., $2 per raffle ticket. PASSPORT TO LOCAL SUCCESS SHOPPING CRAWL Haggerty Plaza. 324 N. Fourth Ave. 791-4873. Celebrate National Independents Week with Local First AZ. Mayor Rothschild kicks off the Fourth Avenue/ Downtown shopping crawl. Participants receive shopping passports and 20 percent off coupon for local businesses. Borderland’s Independent Ale on tap at select stops. Live music, games, prizes. Free Summer in the City discount cards to first 50. Sat., June 28, 4-8 p.m., Free. info@localfirstaz.com

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FOURTH AVENUE FOOD FEST From Sixth to Seventh Street Located along Fourth Avenue near Fourth Street, this weekly event will pair local foods with live music in an open-air walk, with local small businesses, artisans and other talent on board. Fridays, 4-8 p.m., Free. 261-6982. http://foodinroot.com/events/fourth-avenue-food-fest; foodinroot@ gmail.com 4TH AVENUE DELI’S HOT DOG SHOOT-OUT The Hut. 305 N. Fourth Ave. 623-3200. Several qualifying rounds for the 4th Avenue Deli’s hot Dog ShootOut. Fri., June 27, 6:30-9 p.m. and Fri., July 4, 6:30-9 p.m., $20 to Enter (includes T-Shirt) / Free to watch. 624-3354.

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COMMUNITY OUTREACH Reid Park. 900 S. Randolph Way. 791-4873. ALLM community outreach at Ramada 22. Free hamburgers and hot dogs. Dukes Car Club from 1–5 p.m. Games, races, jumping castle, happy faces face painting, raffle. For info, call Deacon James Jackson 609-724-6107 or Ms. Ronnie Perkins 520-870-5601. Sat., June 28, 12-5 p.m., Free. DISASTER AID FOR TORNADO VICTIMS The 3000 Club. 250 S. Toole Ave. 373-5256. The 3000 Club is urgently seeking donations of humanitarian aid supplies to help the Southern tornado victims. T3C is collaborating with several organizations in Mississippi to provide aid to the victims including the neighboring states of Alabama, Louisiana, Missouri and Arkansas for this tornado and hurricane season. Mondays-Fridays. http://the3000club.org; info@the3000club.org EBOOK AND AUDIOBOOK WORKSHOP Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Seeking help with your portable device? Looking for one-on-one help with downloading and transferring a book using your computer? Bring it to the library for demonstrations, questions and hands-on help. Registration is required. Register online or call Info Line at 791-4010. Sat., June 28, 8:30-10 a.m., Free. http://www.library.pima.gov; askalibrarian@pima.gov FOOD TRUCK FRIDAY: LIVE AND LOCAL Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Bookmans first Food Truck Friday: Live & Local, with several food trucks and local bands. Fri., June 27, 6-9 p.m., Free (food trucks vary in cost). 484-3219. http://bookmans. com/events/food-truck-friday-live-local; grantevents@ bookmans.com NO HUNGRY KIDS TUCSON Zanes Law. 3501 E. Speedway Blvd., Suite 101. 303-

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5604. This summer, Zanes Law is providing 800 meals to school students through its sponsorship of No Hungry Kids Tucson. Zanes opened two of their offices as dropoff locations for donations: 3501 E. Speedway Blvd., Suite 101 and 1185 W. Irvington Road, Suite 155. Non-perishable food items needed for No Hungry Kids Tucson include: cereal, granola/cereal bars, peanut butter and jelly, macaroni and cheese, instant oatmeal, Ramen noodle soups and other canned goods. http:// zaneslaw.com/ URBAN YARNS Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Calling all downtown knitters & crocheters! Meet fellow fiber fanatics, peruse the library’s latest fiberthemed books, and find inspiration for your next project. Note: No instruction is provided. Fridays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Continues through June 27, Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

OUT OF TOWN KNOTTY KNITTERS Dewhirst-Catalina Branch Library. 15631 N. Oracle Road, No. 199. Catalina. 594-5345. Calling all knitters. Bring your needles and yarn for an informal weekly gathering. Meet fellow yarn lovers and share tips and ideas. Mondays, 1-3 p.m., Free. 594-5240. MINECRAFT GAMING DAY Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. All experience levels, ages 10 and older, play Minecraft for free on the library’s laptops, four players at a time. Fridays, 3 p.m., free.

UPCOMING FOOD FOR THE MIND Child Parent Centers. 602 E. 22nd St. 882-0100. You don’t need teaching experience to become a tutor, just the desire to help others and have fun. Attend an orientation. Call 882-0100, ext. 77319. Tue., July 8, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., Tue., July 15, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. and Tue., July 22, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., free. ddurazo@childparentcenters.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS ITALIAN CONVERSATION Beyond Bread. 3026 N. Campbell Ave. 322-9965. Practice Italian conversation; all skill levels are welcome. Tuesdays, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. 624-9145. Call 624-9145 for more information. STAR TREK FAN CLUB Hat’s Games. 3921 E. 29th St., No. 311. 514-2960. Star Trek fans meet to talk Trek and watch TV and movies. Last Friday of every month, 7 p.m.

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DROP-IN JOB HELP Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Computer instructor is available to answer questions regarding resume writing, online job searching, email accounts, Internet searching and more. Signup is not required. Mondays, 12-3 p.m. and Thursdays, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through June 26, Free. 7914010. www.library.pima.gov; askalibrarian@pima.gov EYEOPENERS TOASTMASTERS Pima County Housing Center. 801 W. Congress St. 6242947. Improve professional and interpersonal skills with Toastmasters, the world’s most successful public speaking and leadership organization. Eyeopeners is downtown’s only weekly Toastmasters club. Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:15-7:30 a.m. Guests are free. 6234842. INDIVIDUAL JOB COUNSELING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Career Services Unlimited counselor provides free, one-on-one career counseling. Walk-ins are welcome. No appointment is necessary, but sessions are limited to 30 minutes. Thursdays, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through June 26, Free. 791-4010. http:// www.library.pima.gov; askalibrarian@pima.gov PROPOSAL TRAINING: MORE ASKING, LESS WRITING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Series of four webinars conveniently played at an all day event, lays out a time-efficient approach to the overall grant fundraising effort. Registration is required. Register online or call Info Line at 791-4010. Fri., June 27, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Free. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov SUNRISERS TOASTMASTERS CLUB MEETINGS Boardroom at Concrete Designs Inc. 3650 S. Broadmont Drive. 665-9773. The Toastmasters International program teaches clear communication, confidence in speaking, how to organize and run a meeting, team leadership and mentoring in a support-

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UPCOMING CATALYST CAFÉ: WHERE TECH MEETS TUCSON Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Welcome to the Catalyst Café, where we’re talking every month about tech in the service of people, neighborhoods, nonprofits and small business. Topic: Grantwriting for Businesses & Nonprofits. Tue., July 8, 5:30-7 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima. gov; askalibrarian@pima.gov WANT TO START YOUR OWN BUSINESS? Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Get the help you need to start your own business during drop-in sessions. A Program Instructor is available to provide hands-on and individual instruction on a wide variety of business start-up topics. Thu., July 3, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Thu., July 10, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Thu., July 24, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Thu., July 31, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

ANNOUNCEMENTS FACILITATED GATHERING FOR JOB SEEKERS Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Former executive recruiter Beth Cole gives a presentation and a Q&A on a different job-seeking topic each week. Group discussion follows. Fridays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. INDIVIDUAL JOB COUNSELING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. A job counselor from Career Services Unlimited provides free, one-on-one counseling about choosing a career, resume-writing, interview skills, networking and job-search skills. No appointment is needed; sessions are limited to 30 minutes. Thursdays, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Mondays, 12-3 p.m., free. Call 790-4010 for more information. JOB HELP Joyner-Green Valley Branch Library. 601 N. La Cañada Drive. Green Valley. 594-5295. Experienced volunteers answer questions about resume-writing, online job searching, email accounts and other skills for job seekers. Drop-ins are welcome but appointments are recommended. Mondays, Fridays, 12:30-2:30 p.m., free. SCORE BUSINESS COUNSELING Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Experienced executives give individualized advice about starting or building a business, by appointment. Call SCORE at 505-3636 to schedule a time. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and Mondays, 9 a.m.12 p.m., free.

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LEGEND OF THE MASKED MARSHAL WILD WEST STUNT SHOW Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. The Pinnacle Peak Pistoleros’ new show. Join the Masked Marshal as he rides once again to rid the town of unsavory scoundrels, and rescues the damsel in distress ... or does he? Shows every Thurs-Sun at 7 and 8 p.m. with an additional 9 p.m. show on Friday and Saturday. $4 per person; free 3 and younger but not recommended). 398-5618. http://www.wildweststuntshow.com; jerry@wildweststuntshow.com

ALL TOGETHER THEATRE Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” is staged. Sundays, 1 p.m. Continues through Aug. 10, $5-$8. livetheatreworkshop.org/shows/att-now.html. BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 5945335. Se presenta en español y en inglés. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niños bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., free. HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR RIDE BICAS. 44 W. Sixth St. 628-7950. Join BICAS for the “Hottest Ride of the Year.” Fun for the whole family. An easy paced 15-mile ride with fun stops to cool down and ending with a family-style picnic in the park by the water slide. Help raise money for BICAS and cool off by the pool. Sat., June 28, 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m., $25. http://bicas.org/25th-anniversary/25th-events/hottestday-of-the-year-ride; 25th@bicas.org JUNE JUNE JUNE - A MUSICAL REVUE Red Barn Theater. 948 N. Main Ave. 622-6973. Summer’s sassy sultry sounds by the Barnstorm Players including trombone, fiddle, piano, jokes and singalongs, plus refreshments. Sat., June 28, 2-4 p.m., $5. http://redbarn-theater.angelfire.com; redbarntheater@ yahoo.com LIZARDS OF SOUTHERN ARIZONA Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. The Sonoran Desert is home to a wide variety of reptiles. This class will look at some of the more conspicuous reptiles, the lizards. Meet some of these scaly friends in person. Thu., June 26, 6-8 a.m., $17, $12 members, $8 children. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org; education3@tucsonbotanical.org NIGHT WINGS Pima Air and Space Museum. 6000 E. Valencia Road. 574-0462. Explore Pima Air & Space Museum during the cool summer evenings. Experience more than four football fields of indoor planes and exhibits, more than 150 outdoor aircraft, great kids’ activity stations, fun science and prizes. Flight Grill will be open for dinner. Sat., June 28, 5-9 p.m., Sat., July 26, 5-9 p.m. and Sat., Aug. 23, 5-9 p.m., $10 evening admission, free kids 12 and younger. 618-4805.

SCHOOL OF ROCK IN THE LOT Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. End Music Month with this rock & roll classic in the east parking lot. Seating is provided, but limited, so bring your own lawn chairs and/or blankets. Popcorn will be provided. Sat., June 28, 7:30-9:15 p.m., free. http://bookmans. com/events/school-of-rock-in-the-lot; grantevents@bookmans.com STORY TIME Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Kids can enjoy snacks, crafts, and story-telling fun. Meet in the community room, located in the Kids Corner. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://bookmans.com/events/storytime-2014-06-06; grantevents@bookmans.com SUMMER SAFARI NIGHTS Reid Park Zoo. 1030 S. Randolph Way. 881-4753. Each Friday night has a different theme with activities, zoo keeper talks, and door prizes. Food, and beverages including Eegee’s and beer, are available for purchase. Fridays, 5:30 p.m. Continues through July 11, $9 adult, $7 seniors, $5 child, $2 off for zoo members. Nicci@reidparkzoo.org

OUT OF TOWN TRANSPORTATION STORIES Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Discover various types of transportation through stories such as “The Race” and “Bunnies on the Go.” Presented by Children’s Museum Tucson. This program is for children ages 3 to 6 years old with an adult. Tickets will be handed out 1/2 hour before program begins. Fri., June 27, 1-1:30 p.m., free.

UPCOMING FAMILY BARBECUE Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Celebrate Independence Day outdoors. Two meal options: a hotdog, chips and drink for $4, or a hamburger, side and drink for $8. Fri., July 4, 4-7 p.m., $4. 326-9686 ext. 10. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/events/four-four-four/ info@tucsonbotanical. org PICTURE THIS! ART FOR FAMILIES: TRAILS TO RAILS Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Learn about John Mix Stanley and the Pacific Railroad

in the current exhibit Trails to Rails. Then take an adventure over to the Education Center where you’ll take part in an art making activity. Sun., July 6, 2-3 p.m., Free. http://TucsonMuseumofArt.org Info@ TucsonMuseumofArt.org STORYTIME EN ESPANOL “SI LI DAS UNA GALLETITA A UN RATON” Barnes and Noble. 5130 E. Broadway Blvd. 512-1166. A storytime in Spanish. Sat., July 5, 11 a.m., Free.

ANNOUNCEMENTS CHOCOLATE IN SPANISH-COLONIAL TUBAC Tubac Presidio State Historic Park. 1 Burruel St. Tubac. 398-2252. A park volunteer leads an exploration of the history, geography and culture of chocolate in New Spain. Demonstrations and sample tastings are included. Second and Fourth Friday of every month, 11 a.m.2 p.m., $5, $2 youth, free for younger children. PFLAG TUCSON Ward 6 City Council Office. 3202 E. First St. 7914601. Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays provide support, education and advocacy on behalf of the LGBT community. Anyone needing help should call the hotline at 360-3795, or email pflagtuc@pflagtucson.org. First Wednesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. http://pflagtucson.org/ TEEN GAMES Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Games and gaming take place in the teen room. Fourth Friday of every month, 3:30-5 p.m., free.

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FARMERS’ MARKETS MONDAY: El Pueblo Farmers’ Market: El Rio Clinic parking lot, Irvington Road and South Sixth Avenue, 3 to 5 p.m., Monday; seasonal market. (882-3313). Farmers’ Markets at La Posada Green Valley: 665 S. Park Centre

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NUTS ABOUT NATURE PRESCHOOL HOUR Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Child-friendly fun as kids learn about nature through stories, crafts and games. Children ages 3-5 with an adult companion. Wed., July 2, 10:3011:30 a.m., Free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov OUTDOOR FAMILY DAY: ROADRUNNERS Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. See roadrunners as you have never seen them before. With incredible photos and video by Doris Evans, follow the lives of these pre-historic-looking birds during the nesting season and explore the park to (hopefully) see a roadrunner first-hand. Families with children ages 5-12. Sat., June 28, 9:30-11 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr; eeducation@ pima.gov PAMPERED POOCH PARTY Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. A day of crafting and story time in honor of your pets. Make treats with Gabriel’s Angels. Parents are encouraged to accompany their children. Please leave your pampered pooches at home. Thu., June 26, 10-11 a.m., free. http://bookmans.com/events/pampered-pooch-party/ grantevents@bookmans.com

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EVENTS THIS WEEK THE ALL-NITE SCREAM-O-RAMA! Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. The Loft’s All-Nite Screm-O-Rama is coming to get you once again with 12 horrifying hours of non-stop terror classics! Mark your calendars ... if you dare! Thu., June 26, 7 p.m., Advance Admission: $13 • Day Of: $15 • Loft Members: $12. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org CRY-BABY Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Fashion show and costume contest at 7 p.m.; film at approx. 7:30 p.m. When a dangerously dreamy delinquent from the wrong side of the tracks sets his sights on a squeaky clean teen queen from the country club set, you can bet there’s going to be a whole lot of trouble. Thu., June 26, 7-9 p.m., Regular Admission Prices. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org GROWING CITIES Sea of Glass Center for the Arts. 330 E. Seventh St. 398-2542. 2013 documentary about the urban farming movement in America and its potential to revitalize our cities and change the way we eat. Fri., June 27, 7 p.m., $5 advance / $10 day of show. http://theseaofglass.org HENRY IV PART I, PRESENTED BY ROYAL SHAKESPEARE COMPANY LIVE Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. With his crown under threat from enemies, Henry IV prepares for war. Having deposed the previous king, he is only too aware how tenuous his position is, and the price to be paid if he falters. Sun., June 22, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Tue., June 24, 7-9 p.m. and Thu., June 26, 11 a.m.-1

p.m., General Admission: $15/Loft Members: $10. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org THE MUPPET MOVIE SING-ALONG Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. You’ll find the Rainbow Connection right here at The Loft Cinema at The Muppet Movie Sing-Along, a totally “gonzo” interactive screening of the one-and-only original Muppet Movie, featuring onscreen lyrics to all the film’s classic songs like “The Rainbow Connection,” “Movin’ Right Along,” “Can You Picture That?” and more. Sat., June 28, 7-9 p.m., General Admission: $8 • Loft Members & Kids 12 and Under: $6. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org SPACE JAM Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Get ready to jam when basketball superstar Michael Jordon teams up with Bugs Bunny and the whole Looney Tunes gang in this goofy, good-time animated/live-action sports comedy. Fri., June 27, 10-11:45 p.m., Sat., June 28, 10-11:45 p.m. and Sun., June 29, 11 a.m.12:45 p.m., General Admission: $6 • Loft Members: $5. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org

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ADENIUM EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Adeniums, commonly known Desert Rose or Karoo Rose are thick-stemmed succulent plants that take interesting shapes and bloom extravagantly in bright colors. Free with Gardens Admission. June 16-Aug. 31, 7 a.m.-4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, students, military. 326-9686 ext.10. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org BITE! CARNIVOROUS PLANT EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Though the butterflies might not be occupying the greenhouse this summer, something else is lurking behind the glass enclosure. Bite! is an upclose look at the fascinating world of predator plants. Free with Garden admission. 7 a.m.-4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, military, students/$4 children 4-12. 326-9686. www.tucsonbotanical.org; info@tucsonbotanical.org EARLY BIRD WEEKENDS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. The Gardens will open its gates early for the summer for morning walkers. Saturdays, Sundays, 6-7 a.m. Continues through Sept. 28, Donation until 7 a.m., then $8 adults, free members. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org

TOUR OF THE MISSION GARDEN AT TUCSON’S BIRTHPLACE Mission Garden. Corner of Grande Avenue and Mission Lane. 404-7237. Tours of a re-creation on the original site of the Spanish-colonial-era walled plot that was part of Tucson’s historic San Agustín Mission take place from 8 a.m. to noon, every Saturday. The garden features heirloom plants representing Tucson’s 4,000-year agricultural history. Call 591-0478 for more information, or to schedule a tour at another time. TUCSON AQUAPONICS PROJECT UA Controlled Environment Agriculture Center. 1951 E. Roger Road. 621-3246. An introduction to aquaponics takes place from 6:30 to 7 p.m., the first Tuesday of every month; free. Networking follows until 7:30 p.m.; and a program and meeting follow until 9 p.m.

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EVENTS THIS WEEK BROAD JUMPERS OR HOP AND HOPS Get Air Trampoline Park. 330 S. Toole Ave. 624-5867. Challenge your balance center in a non-competitive atmosphere focused on developing fitness appropriate for those that haven’t jumped on a trampoline in years if not decades. All genders. Start as simple as walking on the trampoline. Refreshments afterwards at the Barrio Brewery optional. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Continues through Aug. 28, $5. 270-8479. royalart@ cox.net ENHANCED FITNESS TMC El Dorado Campus. 1400 N. Wilmot Road. 3275461. This low to moderate level exercise class is taught by a certified fitness instructor. Classes can be taken seated or standing. $18 for 1 month or $60 for 4 months. Try the first class for free. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 9-10 a.m. Continues through Sept. 1. 324-4345. http://tncaz.com; FOUNDATIONS OF TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE Han University of Traditional Medicine. 2856 E Fort Lowell Road 322-6330. Learn the basic concepts of Traditional Chinese Medicine. Philosophical and ideological concepts will be introduced, including: Taoism, 5 Elements, 8 Principles, Vital Substances (Qi, Blood, and Body Fluids), causes of disease, emotions, and functions of the Zang Fu organs and their inter-relation-

ships. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through June 28, $50 for all 4 classes. HEALTHY LIFESTYLE SUPPORT El Dorado Campus Senior Services. 1400 N. Wilmot Road. 324-1960. Jill Jones leads this group with support and information to help people stay on track with healthy lifestyle goals. Every other Wednesday, 10-11:30 a.m. Continues through Sept. 1, Free. 3244345. anne.morrison@tmcaz.com PIMA COUNTY PUBLIC HEALTH NURSE ASSISTANCE Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Do you have a health-related question? Do you need help with an AHCCS or SNAP application or renewal? Are you wondering what your blood pressure is? Just walk-in. No appointments taken. Call Info Line at 791-4010 to confirm availability. Tuesdays, 9-11:30 a.m., Thursdays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Mondays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through July 25, Free. http://www.library.pima.gov; askalibrarian@ pima.gov PLAY THE QIGONG WAY Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Presented by Heather Chalon. Delight the senses through gentle movement, natural breath, color and sound with exercises for whole-self wellness. Thu., June 5, 12-1 p.m. and Thu., June 26, 12-1 p.m., Free. 7914010. www.library.pima.gov; askalibrarian@pima.gov SEATED TAI CHI FOR ARTHRITIS St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church. 7650 N. Paseo del Norte. 297-7201. An easy-to-learn, gentle, safe exercise program for anyone who prefers to exercise sitting down and people with balance, strength, or mobility issues. Work in your own comfort zone, doing what you can and visualize the rest. This class exercises your body and brain. Wed., July 2, 9:30 a.m., $5 per class. 465-2890. SeatedTaiChi@yahoo.com SPRING FOREST QIGONG Unity of Tucson. 3617 N. Camino Blanco. 577-3300. Spring Forest Qigong is an exercise program to strengthen the body, increase the energy and remove blockages to good health. Steve McGeeney and Tandra Goodwin will gently lead participants through the movements with deep understanding and skill. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. Continues through Dec. 19, $10. 488-8284. unitics@q.com

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GARDEN FOR BIRDS, BUTTERFLIES AND BEES Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Presented by Christina O’Connell. Learn how to garden to attract birds, butterflies and bees. Sat., June 28, 1-3 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima. gov; askalibrarian@pima.gov HANDS-ON DRIP IRRIGATION SYSTEMS UA Cooperative Extension Office. 4210 N. Campbell Ave. Whether you are a DIYer or are hiring a professional, this class will help you understand how to set up and maintain a drip irrigation system. Irrigation Scheduling Made Simple complements this class. Instructor: Steve Mallgren Thu., June 26, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Sat., Aug. 2, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 6265161. ag.arizona.edu/pima/smartscape/watersmart-landscape-classes; khanshaw@cals.arizona.edu

UPCOMING DOWN AND DIRTY GARDENING Ward 6 City Council Office. 3202 E. First St. 7914601. The Gardeners of Tucson discuss “Down & Dirty Gardening” including desert gardening and landscaping tips, “secrets” of watering, digging, and keeping insects and animals out. Tue., July 8, 7-9 p.m., Free. 6220905.

ANNOUNCEMENTS PLANT LOW-COST TREES FOR ENERGY EFFICIENCY Customers of Tucson Electric Power Company or Trico Electric Co-op qualify for native shade trees to plant within 15 feet of their homes on the west, south or east side. Trees are $8 or $15 including delivery; several varieties are available. Call 791-3109, or visit tucsonaz. gov/tcb/tft for more information. TRICO Electric Cooperative members may request trees for $15 online at trico.coop, or call 744-2955, ext. 1605, for assistance. SEED LIBRARY Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Check seeds out from the library, and return seeds from your crop. Hours are 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., Monday through Wednesday; 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Thursday; 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Friday; 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday; and 1 to 5 p.m., Sunday; free. Call 7914010, or email askalibrarian@pima.gov for more information.

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FINI’S LANDING 5689 N. Swan Road. 299-1010. finislanding.com FIRE + SPICE 5151 E. Grant Road, in Sheraton Hotel and Suites. 323-6262. THE FLYCATCHER 340 E. Sixth St. 7981298. GERONIMO PLAZA 820 E. University Blvd. H2O DISCOTEC 61 E. Congress St. 6249100. THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL 6910 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4302. THE HUT 305 N. Fourth Ave. 623-3200. IRISH PUB 9155 E. Tanque Verde Road. 749-2299. J&V’S BAR AND GRILL 3700 N. Oracle Road. 888-1900. JW MARRIOTT STARR PASS RESORT AND SPA 3800 W. Starr Pass Blvd. 7923500. KIEF-JOSHUA VINEYARDS 370 Elgin Road. Elgin. (520) 455-5582. LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ 2900 E. Broadway Blvd. 323-8669. LOOKOUT BAR AND GRILLE AT WESTWARD LOOK RESORT 245 E. Ina Road. 2971151. MAKER HOUSE 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. MAVERICK 6622 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-0430. MINT COCKTAILS 3540 E. Grant Road. 881-9169. MISS SAIGON 1072 N. Campbell Ave. 320-9511. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ 505 W. Miracle Mile. 207-2429. www.montereycourtaz.com/ MUSIC BOX 6951 E. 22nd St. 747-1421. NATIVE NEW YORKER GRILL & WINGS SPEEDWAY 3100 E. Speedway Blvd. 325-3489. www.nativenewyorker.com NIMBUS BREWING COMPANY TAPROOM 3850 E. 44th St. 745-9175. OLD FATHER INN 4080 W. Ina Road. Marana. 744-1200. OUTLAW SALOON 1302 W. Roger Road. 888-3910. PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE Casino Del Sol, 5655 W. Valencia Road. (800) 344-9435.

THE PARISH 6453 N. Oracle Road. 7971233. www.theparishtucson.com PLAYGROUND BAR AND LOUNGE 278 E. Congress St. 396-3691. playgroundtucson.com RED BARN THEATER 948 N. Main Ave. 622-6973. RIALTO THEATRE 318 E. Congress St. 740-1000. www.rialtotheatre.com RILEY’S IRISH TAVERN 5140 N. La Cholla Blvd. 408-0507. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE 4635 N. Flowing Wells Road. 887-9027. RJ’S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB 5769 E. Speedway Blvd. 495-5136. THE ROCK 136 N. Park Ave. 629-9211. ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES 1015 N. Stone Ave. 622-8871. SAKURA 6534 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-7777. SHOOTERS STEAKHOUSE AND SALOON 3115 E. Prince Road. 322-0779. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ 121 E. Broadway Blvd. 882-5544. SKY BAR 536 N. Fourth Ave. 622-4300. THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 5605 E. River Road. 529-7180. SPACE SMOKE SHOP 125 E. Pennington St., Suite 420. 792-2713. STADIUM GRILL 3682 W. Orange Grove Road. Marana.. 877-8100. THE STUDIO 4648 E. Speedway Blvd. 425-7605. SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE 1785 E. River Road. 299-4275. SURLY WENCH PUB 424 N. Fourth Ave. 882-0009. TUCSON BOTANICAL GARDENS 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. UNPLUGGED TUCSON 118 E. Congress St. 884-1800. UNSCREWED THEATER 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 861-2986. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL 4855 E. Broadway Blvd. 745-6500. WISDOM’S CAFÉ 1931 E. Frontage Road. Tumacacori. 398-2397. WORLD FAMOUS GOLDEN NUGGET 2617 N. First Ave. 622-9202.

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GERONIMO PLAZA Jazz Telephone 7 p.m. MISS SAIGON Edna & Ely B-Cool With M. Alkabir 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free. MISS SAIGON Jazz jam with Tony Frank 10:30 p.m., Free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFĂ&#x2030; Mark Insley Band w/ The Jits Alt. rock bands 6:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., no cover. OLD FATHER INN Shell Shock 9 p.m. PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE Conjunto Fear 9 p.m. THE PARISH Freddy Parish 9 p.m. PLAYGROUND BAR AND LOUNGE Leila Lopez Happy Hour Mini Concert on the roof of Playground Bar and Lounge. 5 p.m., Free RIVERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S EDGE LOUNGE B-Side 9 p.m., free. RJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB Flashback 8 p.m. THE ROCK Devil Driver 6:30 p.m., $20. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFĂ&#x2030; Mark Bockel 10 p.m. THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 80s and Gentlemen 9:30 p.m. THE STUDIO Social Club 8 p.m., $8. SULLIVANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S STEAK HOUSE Jody Rush 7 p.m.-10 p.m. SURLY WENCH PUB Deschtuco/The Old Refrain 9 p.m.-11:45 p.m., $5.

COMEDY LAFFS COMEDY CAFFĂ&#x2030; Lisa Landry 8 p.m.-10:30 p.m., $10, $15. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed. Improv Comedy Troupe Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30 p.m.- 9 p.m., $5.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC CLUB XS Salsa Dancing 9 p.m., $5 before 10 p.m., $10 after 10 p.m.. H2O DISCOTEC Flirtatious Fridays w/ Spencer Thomas. Dance night with the newest and best house music. 21 and older; dress code enforced. 9 p.m., Free before 11 p.m., $20 for guys, $10 for girls after. IRISH PUB Karaoke with DJ Hector 6 p.m. MINT COCKTAILS Go Go Show 4 p.m. MUSIC BOX DJ AJ 9 p.m. ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke 10 p.m. SKY BAR Hot Era Dance party 9 p.m. VARIOUS LOCATIONS Modern Square Dancing. Daytime and evening dances; $5; sardasa.com

3!4 *5. LIVE MUSIC AVA: ANSELMO VALENCIA TORI AMPHITHEATER Smoky Robinson 8 p.m., $25-$75. BANANAS BAR AND GRILL The Cobras Bluesrockin Power Trio 8 p.m. BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Johnny Aint Right with T Kelly and Laurie Johnson 8 p.m.-11:45 p.m., $5 at the door. BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Shrimp Chaperone 6 p.m. CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet 10 p.m., $5. COW PALACE Dusk Till Dawn 6 p.m. DANTEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FIRE Danny Brito Trio 9 p.m. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Adara Rae Lialios 7 p.m. FINIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LANDING Corey Spector 8 p.m. FIRE + SPICE Edna & Ely B-Cool With M. Alkabir 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free. THE FLYCATCHER The Reunion Union. This show reunites three excellent bands from Tucsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s past: Easyco, which features Cameron Hood of Ryanhood fame, How to Build a Rocketship, which released a critically acclaimed album and has not played together in 14 years, and Redlands, which featured the singer-songwriting talents of Daniel Thrall. 8 p.m.-11 p.m., $6. THE FLYCATCHER Amy Mendoza

,)6% -53)# -/2% 6 p.m.- 8 p.m., Free. IRISH PUB Rhythmistics JW MARRIOTT STARR PASS RESORT AND SPA The Sax Pack - Jeff Kashiwa, Steve Cole and Jackiem Joyner A night filled with three saxophone headliners. Your ticket confirmation will include a link to a special room rate of $99 at the JW Marriott Starr Pass Resort and Spa 7:30 p.m.-10 p.m., $45 per ticket OR $150 for a VIP table for two that includes a bottle of wine and a sweet treat.. KIEF-JOSHUA VINEYARDS Bryan Dean Trio Live music in the vineyard. 1 p.m.- 4 p.m., Free. LOOKOUT BAR AND GRILLE AT WESTWARD LOOK RESORT Five Way Street 7:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., free. MAVERICK Flipside 8 p.m., $5. MISS SAIGON The Jango Jam 10:30 p.m., Free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Angel Diamond & the Blues Disciples Chicago style Blues 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover. NIMBUS BREWING COMPANY TAPROOM Dashpocket Original folk, American 7 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., $5.00 cover. THE PARISH Black Skillet Revue 9 p.m. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Vent 9 p.m., free. SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE Jody Rush 7 p.m.-10 p.m. TUCSON BOTANICAL GARDENS Sunset Saturdays Sunset Saturdays hosts a diverse lineup of local musicians; Café Botanica’s local fare, Isabella’s Ice Cream, beer and wine. This week: Jazz Telephone 5 p.m.- 8 p.m., $9 Adults, $5 Members, $4 children 4-12. WISDOM’S CAFÉ Bill Manzanedo 5 p.m.

COMEDY LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Lisa Landry 8 p.m., $10, $15. RED BARN THEATER Comedy Battle: Improv Throwdown. This show features the cast performing short form improv in a head-to-head battle for laughs. Expect team games, audience participation, stand-up style jokes and even improvised rapping. 5 p.m.- 6:30 p.m., $5; $3 Students and military w/ ID. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed. Improv Comedy Troupe Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30 p.m.- 9 p.m., $5.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BRAT’S BAR & GRILL Karaoke Jukebox karaoke anytime, plus Thursday and Friday nights. 8:30 p.m.-11:45 p.m., Free. CLUB CONGRESS Saturdaze Dance Party: With DJ Bob Felix, DJ Sid the Kid and DJ Ladiesnight 10 p.m., Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR DJ Herm 10 p.m. FAMOUS SAM’S SILVERBELL Amazing Star Karaoke 9 p.m. THE FLYCATCHER Holla Saturdays w/ DJs Danh, E_Rupt and guests. A dance night featuring such genres as: avant-garde, UK garage/2 step, Electroclash, Beat, Minimal/No wave, Post Punk, World, POST Dub Step, Juke/Bmore, Vogue/Ballroom, Nu disco, 50s, 60s Garage/Psychedelic/ rock, non radio Disco 11:30 p.m., free. J&V’S BAR AND GRILL Y-Not Karaoke 9 p.m., free. MINT COCKTAILS Wild Girls go Go Show 8 p.m., $5. MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke 10 p.m. MUSIC BOX DJ Rhea 9 p.m. OLD FATHER INN Karaoke Dance Party with DJ Snoke Chubbrock entertainment. 9 p.m., Free. SURLY WENCH PUB FineLine Revisited The Fineline Revisited is a monthly event that sets out to shake the cobwebs out of your head with music from the three variations of The Fineline. Come see Fineliners old and new, and have an evening of fun doing “The Fineline shuffle”. Goth/Industrial/New Wave/ 80’s/Alternative/Eletronic and more 9 p.m.-11:45 p.m., $5. VARIOUS LOCATIONS Modern Square Dancing. Daytime and evening dances; $5; sardasa.com

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7 p.m., $17-$77. THE BASHFUL BANDIT Sunday Jam with the Deacon 4 p.m. CACTUS BOWL Bob Kay, the Singing Drumming DJ, plays oldies but goodies Non-smoking. Call 883-5491 for info. 4 p.m.- 6 p.m., $2. CHICAGO BAR Reggae Sundays DJ Jahmar International and DJ Papa Ranger. 8 p.m., free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly. 12 p.m.- 3 p.m., free. DRIFTWOOD BAR Ashbury FINI’S LANDING Andy Hersey 5 p.m. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Neamen Lyles Jazz Quartet Smooth Jazz 6 p.m.- 9 p.m., no cover. THE ROCK Gypsyhawk 6 p.m., $12. SHOOTERS STEAKHOUSE AND SALOON Mary Carter 2 p.m.- 5 p.m., free. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL Summer Jazz Series Featuring: Pete Swan on Sundays. 5:30 p.m.- 8 p.m., Free Admission.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE DJ Butchie Bass 10 p.m. BRODIE’S TAVERN Amazing Star Karaoke 4 p.m. CLUB CONGRESS Ynot Karaoke 10 p.m., Free. MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke 6 p.m. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David 9 p.m. VARIOUS LOCATIONS Modern Square Dancing. Daytime and evening dances; $5; sardasa.com WORLD FAMOUS GOLDEN NUGGET Karaoke with Phat Productions 9:30 p.m.

-/. *5. LIVE MUSIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Mitzi and the Valiants 6 p.m., free. CHICAGO BAR The Ronstadts CLUB CONGRESS Dub Thompson & Ought 7 p.m., free. ELLIOTT’S ON CONGRESS Jazz Guild Jam 9 p.m., free. THE FLYCATCHER Young Widows, White Reaper 8 p.m.-11 p.m., $10. SPACE SMOKE SHOP The Hard Luck Rebels, Jason Kane, The Coffinrockers, and The Whiskey Knuckles All ages show. 7 p.m., $5. SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE Jody Rush 5 p.m.- 8 p.m.

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ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE Tommy Tucker 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., free. THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL Tesoro Trio 5:30 p.m.- 7:30 p.m., Free. SKY BAR Tom Walbank 10 p.m., Free. SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE Jody Rush 5 p.m.- 8 p.m.

CLUB CONGRESS Horse Black, Back to the Well, Exmouth 8 p.m., free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Miss Lana Rebel and Kevin Michael Mayfield 6:30 p.m. COW PONY BAR AND GRILL Davis Brothers/Ashbury 10 p.m. MAVERICK Red Dirt Wednesdays featuring Jay Faircloth & the Loners Jay Faircloth & the Loners (Charles Lolmaugh, Jim Howell, & Aaron Gonzales) play Red Dirt & Texas Country music. 8:30 p.m.-11:45 p.m., $3 cover. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Peter McLaughlin & Alvin Blaine Flatpicking Bluegrass guitarist Peter McLaughlin and the versatile Alvin Blaine team up once again for an evening of great bluegrass and old time music. 7 p.m., Free. OUTLAW SALOON Jam Session with the Buju Blues Band Players and singers are welcome to join in with this band. The band knows a boatload of blues and rock songs, and even some country. Bring a whole band to take over the stage and play a mini-set. 8 p.m., No cover. SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE Tesoro 7 p.m.-10 p.m., FREE. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL Summer Jazz Series Featuring: the Arizona Roadrunners Traditional Jazz Band on Wednesdays 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m., Free Admission.

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plays all your favorite 90’s jams 9 p.m., Free. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9 p.m. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David 9 p.m. VARIOUS LOCATIONS Modern Square Dancing. Daytime and evening dances; $5; sardasa.com

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7%$ *5, LIVE MUSIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Titan Valley Warheads Live music at the Boondocks. 7 p.m.-11 p.m., Free. CHICAGO BAR Bad News Blues Band

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BRAT’S BAR & GRILL Karaoke Jukebox karaoke anytime, plus Thursday and Friday nights. 8:30 p.m.-11:45 p.m., Free. THE FLYCATCHER Pink & Teal: Vintage Dance Party 8 p.m.-11 p.m., FREE. J&V’S BAR AND GRILL Y-Not Karaoke 9 p.m., free. MAKER HOUSE Tango Class: Milonga Taught by an instructor from Desert Tango, this class runs from 7 to 8 and is open to the public. 7 p.m., Suggested donation is $5. MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke 8 p.m. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9 p.m. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David 9 p.m. SKY BAR Open mic 6 p.m. STADIUM GRILL Karaoke party with DJ Snoke Chubbrock Entertainment. 9 p.m., no cover. SURLY WENCH PUB Karaoke 9 p.m.-11:45 p.m., free. VARIOUS LOCATIONS Modern Square Dancing. Daytime and evening dances; $5; sardasa.com WORLD FAMOUS GOLDEN NUGGET Karaoke with Phat Productions 9:30 p.m.

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WILD GARLIC GRILL C 2530 N. First Ave. 206-0017. Open TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Chef Steve Shultz is back at it. This time he’s taken over a former drive-in, cranked up the grill and added a healthy dose of garlic to his smallbut interesting menu. Starters range from yummy grilled garlic shrimp in a rich beurre blanc to a Gilroy garlic cheese fondue. There is plenty of seafood on the menu—all done nicely. Steaks and pasta are available as well an an assortment of poultry dishes. Lunch includes the requisite burger. Desserts are few. Casual, reasonably priced and totally Steve Shultz, this tiny spot has plenty of fans. (3-21-13) $$ WILDFLOWER NW 7037 N. Oracle Road. 219-4230. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This gem of a restaurant has been at the forefront of the Tucson dining scene since it opened in 1998. Serving American Cuisine in high style, Wildflower is one of those places that you take out-of-town friends or just enjoy by yourself because you know you won’t be disappointed. There’s always a fresh fish special and the pastas stand out. Wine choices are plentiful and smart. Don’t leave without trying one of the fab desserts. (9-19-13) $$-$$$

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CATALINA BARBEQUE CO. AND SPORTS BAR W 3645 W. Starr Pass Blvd. 670-0444. Open daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. This is dressed-up, competition-style barbecue, with plenty of tender pork, ribs and beef, prepared in a number of ways. The pulled-pork sandwich is fabulous, and the brisket burnt ends will please. The Catalina wings are smoked before being fried, and the sides are terrific. This restaurant isn’t located in the main JW Marriott Starr Pass Resort and Spa; it’s at the clubhouse at the Starr Pass Golf Club. (4-15-10) $$$ THE ORIGINAL MR. K’S BBQ S 6302 S. Park Ave. 792-9484. Open TuesdaySaturday 10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Through a move and the departure of some family members to start a competing restaurant, the Original Mr. K’s has kept on serving some of

a.m.-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 7401 N. La Cholla Blvd. (797-2652). Thunder Canyon Brewery’s new downtown location brings another local eatery and drinking establishment to the growing downtown dining scene. With four dozen or so beers on tap, a dozen of which are house-brewed, it has one of the better beer selections in Tucson. The menu is mostly standard pub fare, with lots of sandwiches, burgers, salads and wraps. Highlights are the TCB dip, the brewhouse pretzels (get the TCB dip instead of the cheese dip) and the mac and cheese, which is chock-full of thick bacon and grilled chicken chunks. (05-30-13) $$

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THE CUP CAFÉ C 311 E. Congress St. 798-1618. Open SundayThursday 7 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 7 a.m.-midnight. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The Cup Café, in the historic Hotel Congress, is part of a longstanding Tucson tradition and definitely should not be overlooked. The food is prepared with care and precision, and the flavors are balanced and delicious. Don’t forget dessert from the rotating case of tantalizing, and ever-changing, sweets. Reservations are strongly recommended and are definitely needed for a weekend breakfast/brunch. (2-14-13) $$ DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING C 533 N. Fourth Ave. 884-9289. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Saturday 9 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sunday 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/ Full Bar. AMEX, MC, V. They’ve got to be doing something right at this Fourth Avenue stalwart. This hip café has been around for 40 years and its popularity hasn’t faded thanks to fresh salads with homemade dressing, hearty soups and sandwiches (we loved the French dip) and entrées that are both retro and modern. The pasta dishes are well executed, too. And the desserts, made in house, are outstanding. (12-19-13) $$ FEAST C 3719 E. Speedway Blvd. 326-9363. Open TuesdaySunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Chef Doug Levy takes usual ingredients and creates unusual, innovative and delectable fare. He changes the menu every month, which means two things: The menu is seasonally driven, and you can’t get too attached to any one item—but whatever the month may be, everyone will find something to enjoy. Many of the items can be prepared gluten-free. The wine book is one of the best in town, and service seldom falters. (2-24-11) $$-$$$ GOURMET GIRLS GLUTEN-FREE BAKERY/BISTRO NW 5845 N. Oracle Road. 408-9000. Open TuesdaySunday 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This tiny bakery and bistro is a godsend for folks with gluten issues. In the bakery, you’ll find muffins, cupcakes, breads, pizza shells, bread crumbs, crostini, cakes, pies—you name it. The bistro menu includes fresh salads, homemade soups, sandwiches and breakfast items. Breakfast and lunch are served all day. (5-10-12) $$ LIV CAFÉ & BISTRO

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OUT OF TOWN UNDERSTANDING BEHAVIORS IN DEMENTIA Clare Bridge of Oro Valley. 10175 N. Oracle Road. Oro Valley. 544-4300. Speaker presentation provided by Mark deClouet, PNP. RSVP to (520)544-4300 or sbarnett@brookdale.com Thu., June 26, 5-6 p.m., Free.

UPCOMING MATTER OF BALANCE TMC El Dorado Campus. 1400 N. Wilmot Road. 3275461. This is an evidence-based balance and fall awareness class Register and pay at www.pcoa.org/arizona-living-well or call 790-7262. Mondays, 2:30-4:30 p.m. and Wednesdays, 2:30-4:30 p.m. Continues through Aug. 1, $20 single, $30 couples. http://tmcaz. com; anne.morrison@tmcaz.com YOGA AT TUCSON BOTANICAL GARDENS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Each one-hour class will include centering hatha yoga poses taught using good alignment and breathing, creating flexibility & strength. No previous experience necessary. Class price includes Gardens admission on each class day. Thursdays, 8-9 a.m. Continues through July 31, $50, $40 members (five class series). 326-9686x18.

ANNOUNCEMENTS BLOOD PRESSURE SCREENING Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Registered nurses from the Marana Health Center provide free blood pressure screenings from 9 a.m. to noon, the first Tuesday of every month FREE COUNSELING University of Phoenix, Counseling Skills Center. 5099 E. Grant Road, Suite 108. 239-5315. Free counseling

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UPCOMING CAT ADOPTION WITH S.A.R.A Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. A cat adoption event with the non-profit group S.A.R.A (Saving At Risk Animals). All cats have been rescued and fostered but now they are looking for forever homes. Sun., July 6, 12-2 p.m., Free. Adoption fees may apply. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com/event/february-2nd-catadoption-sara

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FORUM SERIES: VIEWING CATASTROPHE St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. This forum series looks at catastrophe from differing perspectives: a Rabbi, a priest, an atheist, a psychologist, and a scientist. Held in the East Gallery. Sun., June 22, 10:15-11:15 a.m., Sun., June 29, 10:15-11:15 a.m., Sun., July 13, 10:15-11:15 a.m., Sun., July 20, 10:15-11:15 a.m. and Sun., July 27, 10:15-11:15 a.m., No charge. http://eventsatstphilips.wordpress.com/ PSYCHIC FAIR Church of Mankind. 1231 S. Van Buren Ave. 7907374. Variety of readings offered: Spiritual One on One, Egyptian Sand, Sparkle, Rocks, Psychometry, Sea shells, Tarot Cards and Tea Readings. All proceeds go to the church. Sun., June 29, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Free Entrance. $20 tax deductible donation per 15 minute reading. 461-2910. ChurchofMankind@msn.com SACRED SPACE Maker House. 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. A weekly gathering with live music, inspiration from the world’s spiritual traditions, community connection. Nonfaith, inter-faith, for those who are curious about wisdom traditions but wary of organized religion. Coupling contemplative wisdom with research-based practices, a gathering for those who seek to live a meaningful life. Sundays, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Continues through Aug. 30, free. 318-3557. http://www.sacredspacetucson.org/ home.html. info@sacredspacetucson.org.

ANNOUNCEMENTS EVOLVE TUCSON St. Francis in the Foothills Church. 4625 E. River Road. 299-9063. A discussion about how to create a healthy, sustainable, peaceful and prosperous community in Tucson takes place from 1:30 to 3:30 p.m., every Sunday; freewill donation. GLOBAL CHANT St. Mark’s Presbyterian Church. 3809 E. Third St. 3251001. Group chanting from all spiritual traditions takes place from 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. every Tuesday. No musical experience needed. Admission is free. Call 8384194, or email info@actonwisdom.com for more information. INTENSATI WORKOUT Estevan Park. 1000 N. Main Ave. 780-0288. A highenergy workout combines physical movements with affirmations from 7:45 to 8:45 a.m., every Tuesday; free. Call (724) 967-1726 for more information. VERIFY WAKE UP TUCSON Hi Corbett Field. 3400 E. Camino Campestre. 3279467. Ajahn Sarayut of Wat Buddhametta leads a walk around Randolph Park to promote physical and mentalhealth awareness, from 6:30 to 8:30 a.m., every Tuesday and Saturday; free. Visit tucsonbuddhistcenter. org for more information.

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ANNOUNCEMENTS ALL-BREED HORSE SHOW Pima County Fairgrounds. 11500 S. Houghton Road. 762-3247. The Southern Arizona Arabian Horse Association hosts an all-breed circuit show beginning at 9 a.m., the fourth Saturday of every month under the ramada; free spectator. Visit saaha.org for more information or to register a horse.

3500/24 '2/503 UPCOMING ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION SUPPORT GROUP Clare Bridge of Oro Valley. 10175 N. Oracle Road. Oro Valley. 544-4300. Alzheimer’s Association Support Group held at the second Tuesday of every month. Open to the public. Tue., July 8, 10-11 a.m., Free. ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS SUPPORT GROUP El Dorado Campus Senior Services. 1400 N. Wilmot Road. 324-1960. This ongoing group meets in the classroom and is open to all. First Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. and Third Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through Sept. 1, Free. anne.morrison@tmaz.com

ANNOUNCEMENTS 24-HOUR CRISIS LINE: 624-0348, (800) 553-9387 Wingspan. 430 E. Seventh St. 624-1779. Wingspan provides free and confidential support services to LGBT victims and survivors of sexual assault, domestic violence, hate crimes and harassment. Wingspan also provides community outreach and education. Anyone can call the crisis line to talk to an advocate 24 hours a day at 624-0348 or (800) 553-9387. If it’s an emergency, please first call 911. ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE’S DRINKING? Al-Anon Family groups meet daily to help family members and significant others. Call 323-2229, or visit alanon-southernaz.org for information or to locate a meeting. BEPOSITIVE TUCSON This member-driven, welcoming grassroots organization promotes social, educational and community projects to help serve the needs of HIV-positive men and women, their families and poz-friendly individuals in Southern Arizona. Activities are member-suggested, and may include potlucks, swim parties and field trips. The group also sponsors an on-going community pride project at Greasewood Park, Tucson’s first natural resources park. Membership is free. Visit groups.yahoo.com/group/ bepositivetucson, or call 235-2343 for more info. CLUTTERERS ANONYMOUS Streams in the Desert Lutheran Church. 5360 E. Pima St. 325-1114. Free 12-step group dealing with clutter. Sundays, 4-5 p.m. 888-0088. EDUCATIONAL SUPPORT FOR CANCER PATIENTS Arizona Cancer Center. 1515 N. Campbell Ave. 6262667. Cancer patients, families and staff meet at noon the first Wednesday of every month in room 2920. RSVP is requested; call 694-4786. FAMILY CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Any family caregiver who needs a safe place to share highs and lows, learn about resources, ask questions and develop coping skills is invited to drop in for this facilitated group from 10 to 11:30 a.m., the first and third Wednesday of every month; free. Participants may attend as often or as seldom as they like. Call 790-0504 or 891-3299 for more information. Third and First Wednesday of every month, GAY/LESBIAN AA MEETINGS Water of Life MCC. 3269 N. Mountain Ave. 292-9151. Groups for both men and women are Pink Triangle, which meets at noon, Sunday, Wednesday and Friday; and Odds and Ends Group, which meets at 7 p.m., Tuesday, and 8 p.m., Thursday. A lesbian-only Pink Triangle group meets at 7 p.m., every Friday. Visit aatucson.org for more information. GET HELP FOR ANYTHING GET HELP for Anything in Pima County. 2797 E. Ajo Way 243-6700. Dial 911 for immediate emergencies, but CALL 211 for any other urgent needs, including adoption, foster care, clothing, domestic violence services, education, family services, financial assistance, legal services, disability-related services, mental health counselling, or services for pets and animals, seniors, substance abuse, or youth. 211arizona.org PFLAG TUCSON Ward 6 City Council Office. 3202 E. First St. 7914601. Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays provide support, education and advocacy on behalf

of the LGBT community. Anyone needing help should call the hotline at 360-3795, or email pflagtuc@pflagtucson.org. First Wednesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. http://pflagtucson.org/ YOGA FOR 12 STEP RECOVERY Yoga Connection. 3929 E. Pima St. 323-1222. A yoga practice open to anyone dealing with their own addictive behavior or the addictive behavior of others. This is an open and inclusive class, all A’s welcome. Fridays, 2:30-4 p.m., Free; Donations welcome. http://www. yogaconnection.org

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FLUXX STUDIO AND GALLERY Fluxx Studio and Gallery. 414 E. Ninth St. 882-0242. This nonprofit community space hosts exhibitions, performance art, movie screenings, workshops and special events to increase the visibility and promote the creation of queer arts and culture in Tucson. Volunteers are needed throughout the year to help with business, art and production projects. Ongoing, free. http://fluxxproductionsstudioandgallery.tumblr.com SAAF WALK-IN-WEDNESDAY WEEKLY VOLUNTEER NIGHT Southern Arizona AIDS Foundation. 375 S. Euclid Ave. 628-7223. No orientation is required to help with volunteer tasks. Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m., free. http://saaf. org/volunteer/overview/ TIHAN WALK-IN VOLUNTEER NIGHT TIHAN. 2660 N. First Ave. 299-6647. Volunteer for a variety of simple projects on a drop-in basis. TIHAN also provides training throughout the year for anyone interested in providing care and support to people living with HIV. Training is also available for public speaking and working with media to help eradicate apprehension about HIV-positive community members. First Tuesday of every month, 5-8 p.m. http://tihan.org

DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. “DeGrazia Paints the Signs of the Zodiac” is on display. In a nod to popular culture in the early 1970’s, Southwestern artist Ted DeGrazia created a series of astrological paintings, drawings and essays. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. http://degrazia.org; cs@degrazia.org DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN AND LITTLE GALLERY DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. “Pure Abstracts,” a collection of rare, non-representational abstract works produced in the 1950s by Ted DeGrazia, runs through Wednesday, July 30. Visit degrazia.org for more information, including ongoing exhibitions in the main gallery. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., free. DESERT ARTISANS’ GALLERY Desert Artisans’ Gallery. 6536 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4412. “Dreaming in Color” features artists Bonnie Bedillion, Geri Bringman, Gretchen Huff, Terry Slonaker, Stan Mahan and Connie West. MondaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 10 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Continues through Aug. 10. http://www. DesertArtisansGallery.com. DRAGONFLY GALLERY Amity Foundation’s Dragonfly Gallery. 146 E. Broadway Blvd. 628-3164. Art by photographer Donald Knight and artists Deanna Thibault, Jennifer Clark, Pam Cheeseman, Judy Constantine, Barbara Amyx and Scarlett Taylor is featured. Fifty percent of proceeds from art sales support Amity Dragonfly Village Transitional Housing. Gallery is also open on Second Saturdays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Aug. 8, Free. bethdaum@dragonflyvillage.org ECKSTROM-COLUMBUS BRANCH LIBRARY Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. “Connecting Communities Through Art.” Melo Dominguez is an artist from Los Angeles who now lives in Tucson. Mel was a Getty Intern and the Summer Youth Coordinator for a community youth mural project. Mel’s artwork is an expression of her Chicano/a culture and political/social issues. Continues through July 31

VOLUNTEERS SOUGHT FOR NON-PARTISAN VOTING RESEARCH UA Social Sciences Building. 1145 E. South Campus Drive. A UA researcher seeks white males ages 25 to 65 who live in the second congressional district, voted in all three of the last congressional elections and have a combined annual household income of less than $35k or more than $80k. To participate, email lvilahen@ email.arizona.edu.

PIONEER BUILDING Pioneer Building. 100 N. Stone Ave. 207-5182. “Refractions: Interpretations of Space and Place in the Tucson Landscape,” an exhibit of paintings exploring multiple dimensions by Christina McNearney, Jennifer Day and Linda Chappel, is featured in the lobby, curated by the Tucson Pima Arts Council. Mondays-Fridays, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through July 3, free. 6240595, ext. 10. info@tucsonpimaartscouncil.org

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OPENING THIS WEEK AGUA CALIENTE PARK RANCH HOUSE GALLERY Agua Caliente Park Ranch House Gallery. 12325 E. Roger Road. 749-3718. Mixed-media artworks by Joyce Nelson, Laurie Williams, Gay Scheibl, and Lee Ackerman. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Continues through July 30, free. 615-7855. http://www. pima.gov/nrpr; eeducation@pima.gov KIRK-BEAR CANYON BRANCH LIBRARY Kirk-Bear Canyon Branch Library. 8959 E. Tanque Verde Road. 594-5275. “The Joy They Give” is a visual and tactile celebration of our canine, feline bovine, equine and porcine friends in fiber by Ashley Weymouth. Animal images are created with wool from sheep, alpaca and goat using fulling, felting and needlefelting processes. Library hours are: Mon-Thurs 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Fri 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sat 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun 1-5 p.m. Tue., July 1, 10 a.m., Free. MACRO-PHOTOGRAPHER VICKY STROMEE MASTER WORKSHOP Four Corners Gallery & Gift Shop. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road, Suite 16. 202-3888. An interactive evening with macro-photographer Vicky Stromee. She will give professional tips for capturing intimate details in photography. Bring any camera, from a smartphone to a DSLR. Wednesdays-Sundays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Continues through Aug. 31, $25 Discounts for students, seniors and members. http://www.tucsondart.com TUCSON CLAY CO-OP Tucson Clay Co-op. 3326 N. Dodge Blvd. 792-6263. “Potter’s Potpourri” is on display. Mondays, Wednesdays, 12-3 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Continues through July 31, free. http://www.tucsonclayco-op.com; tucsonclaycoop@yahoo.com

CONTINUING BARRIOS AND BREWERIES OF TUCSON Borderlands Brewing Company. 119 E. Toole Ave. 2618773. Images of Tucson breweries, barrios and Day of the Dead themes on ceramic tiles on wooden doors and metal. Some original paintings, prints on coasters, and mixedmedia all sizes. All the work of local Tucson artist Jennifer North. Pieces are available for purchase. WednesdaysSaturdays, 4-9 p.m. Continues through July 26.

TOHONO CHUL PARK Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. “Hit the Road!,” an exhibit that explores the open road, the excitement of travel and the nostalgia of the American highway, is on display. Through Aug. 3, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., $8, $6 senior, $4 student with valid ID, $2 age 5 through 12, free member or child younger than 5, includes admission to the park. http://www. tohonochulpark.org/wordpress/art-exhibits/exhibit-info/ TUCSON JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER FINE ART GALLERY Tucson Jewish Community Center Fine Art Gallery. 3800 E. River Road. 299-3000. “Off the Beaten Path,” a solo exhibition of fine art photographs by Arizona photographer Bob Estrin will be showcased. Estrin’s photographs showcase scenes of the Southwest. MondaysFridays, Sundays, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Continues through July 10, Free. Lynn Davis, . http://www.tucsonjcc.org/arts/ fine-art-gallery/ positiveimagestudio@gmail.com WOMANKRAFT ART CENTER SEEKS SUBMISSIONS WomanKraft Art Center. 388 S. Stone Ave. 629-9976. WomanKraft presents “It’s a Matter of Time.” A reception takes place from 7 to 10 p.m., Saturday, July 5. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 1-5 p.m. Continues through July 26, Free. http://www.womankraft.org

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EVENTS THIS WEEK CAROLINA SHAG OPEN DANCE Maker House. 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. Two hours of open dance that follows a free lesson. The music is a wide variety of oldies, swing, and contemporary. Every other Friday, 8-10 p.m. Continues through June 27, Free. 870-0769. vickyrod@email.arizona.edu TROT FUNDRAISER AT THE MAVERICK The Maverick. 6622 E. Tanque Verde. TROT is teaming up with the Maverick for an afternoon of live country music and dancing. $10 cover at the door will go entirely to TROT. Three bands have donated their time and talents to benefit TROT. Sun., June 29, 2-7 p.m. 749-2360.

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