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KERRY GODLIMAN On what home means

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SLAVES We kill with kindness

NHS urges first years to get jab

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Plea made after fresher dies of meningitis @ AMY DENMAN

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Students are being urged to get vaccinated after a Northumbria University fresher died of meningitis W. The 19-year-old female, who has not been named, died of meningococcal W – the deadliest strain of the disease – a few days after starting at Northumbria. A university spokesperson said: ‘We are shocked and saddened by this tragic news and our thoughts are with the student’s family and friends.

‘Those students and staff identified as having been in close contact with the individual have already been directly contacted and offered antibiotics as a precautionary measure. The risk of infection spreading is very low. ‘Northumbria’s student support and wellbeing team encourages all of our students to look after their general health and ensure they register with a local GP as part of their induction and enrolment when they arrive at the university.’ Public Health England advised all school leavers to get the jab in

I strongly urge those who haven’t done so to get their injection now Dr Mary Ramsay, Public Health England

August, but since the appeal was made, it has reported that just 17 per cent of those eligible from across the UK have received the vaccine. Dr Mary Ramsay, head of immunisation at PHE, said: ‘It’s only a month since we first made our appeal to these teenagers, so we know many will still be making arrangements to get vaccinated. ‘But I strongly urge those who haven’t done so to get their injection now. If you’re not registered with a GP yet at university, get registered and get your jab.’

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Student pad to replace police headquarters in city centre Plans for new student accommodation in the heart of Newcastle’s city centre have been granted. The plans, which were proposed by development company Watkin Jones Group and granted by Newcastle City Council at the beginning of September, aim to redevelop the old headquarters of Northumbria Police on Market Street. Market Street is a nine minute walk to the Newcastle University campus, an eight minute walk to Nortumbria University’s city campus and a two minute walk to Newcastle City Library. The revamped student accommodation will house 225 students in the rooms, which will be

This latest scheme adds to our growing pipeline

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broken down into 177 bed spaces and 48 self contained studios. Mark Watkin Jones, Chief Executive Officer of Watkin Jones plc, said: ‘We are very pleased to have secured planning consent for this exciting development. ‘Located in the city centre of Newcastle with easy access to university campuses, local facilities and public transport it is well positioned for student accommodation. ‘This latest scheme adds to our growing pipeline and further builds our visibility around the Group’s business model.’ Photographs released by Watkin Jones Group show how the proposed student development will fit into the city’s landscape. The vamped up student digs hope to be ready by 2018.

Bats move into new uni halls

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A colony of bats are settling into their new purpose built homes on Newcastle University’s campus. Two bat flats have been built on top of towers on Richardson Road ahead of a planned £75million revamp of the student village. The towers were made as apart of an agreement for planning permission for the renovation, as it was discovered the area is commonly used as a maternity roost for a rare species of bat. The towers are now a permanent fixture on the university’s campus.

Shiny new digs: How the development should look in 2018

Unis back internationals Both institutions show loyalty with campaign @ Imogen White

Two Newcastle universities are standing behind international students and staff after the Brexit results. Newcastle University and Northumbria University have thrown their weight behind the #WeAreInternational campaign, which draws attention to the benefits of an international higher education sector in the UK and calls for universities to be given the tools to remain welcoming and diverse. Secretary of the Newcastle

University International Society, Cristina Rojas Colloridi, said: ‘The cause is great as it allows internationals to feel welcome and to learn from very high-ranking universities, and it is also a great way to connect the UK students with other cultures, making the whole university experience better for both. International students have been coming to the UK for ages, as the UK has some of the best universities in the world. ‘I think the campaign will make the international experience better as it will show the UK how important and influential international students are.’ The Columbian student hopes

this will bring international students hope after Brexit, adding: ‘International students don’t really know what is going to happen to their status, but hopefully this campaign will help with the Brexit arrangement as international students will be taken into account on a higher level.’ The project has brought together more than 100 universities and organisations across the UK who support international students, staff, research and collaborations in higher education. The director of universities UK international, Vivienne Stern, said: ‘The economic contribution international staff and students now

make to UK cities and towns is immense, both through support for local businesses and subsequent job creation, and via research-led start-ups and entrepreneurship. ‘At the same time the friendships and knowledge that international students take with them after they study here can lead to a lifetime of partnerships, interest and inward-investment opportunities for the UK. Many of our former international students act as our ambassadors – encouraging visitors, international business links and research partnerships.’ The University of Sheffield and its students’ union created the campaign in 2013 in response to

the increase in difficulties facing international students within the UK. Mostafa Rajaai, international students officer for the National Union of Students, said: ‘It is difficult to imagine what British universities would be like without the diversity, skills, different points of view and knowledge that international students bring with them to campuses.’ The UK welcomes more than 400,000 international students each year, who contribute to the economic and academic success of the higher education sector as well as regional economies across the UK.

BBC and uni study spice

Newcastle University paired up with BBC’s Trust Me I’m a Doctor to look at the health benefits of cooking with turmeric. The show investigated the spice, which has been said to have many health benefits including stopping the development of cancer.

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New global class begins Northumbria will launch its first online open course which is available to all students across the globe. The course, which has already had 4,000 students sign up from more than 100 countries, will focus on the study of the American South. The five week course will begin at the end of October.

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Cash-strapped mums and dads hit by costs of university life More than two thirds have to cut back on luxuries to help out their children Parents forced to take out loans and go into debt to help their child pay for studies

@ Tom Gellatly It can be shocking to discover how quickly your student loan runs out. Once you’ve bought your books for the year, splashed out on freshers’ week, joined a load of societies and replaced your holefilled socks, there isn’t loads left. And when times are tough, for many of us, the bank of mum and dad provides a quick and easy get out, which by-passes expensive payday loans or other potentially risky methods. But, while the ever-increasing costs for students are well documented in the media, the effect this has on their parents is less well covered. A recent poll has found 68 per cent of British parents have had to cut back on luxuries to help pay for their children’s higher education. The Nationwide Building Society survey of more than 1,000 students and parents also revealed 15 per cent of parents borrowed money or went into debt to ensure their children were able to go to university, with 14 per cent taking a second job or delaying early retirement to provide extra funds. The parents of Justine Jones, a Swansea University medical science and humanities student, found they had to make some small adjustments to pay for their daughter’s education. Her father

University can be an extremely expensive time for parents and students alike

Dan King, Nationwide

Trevor told The University Paper: ‘We’ve had to reduce the amount of holidays and spending money on meals out and clothes but they are luxuries you can live without. ‘We’re in a lucky position that we haven’t had to give up any essentials to allow her to go to university. ‘It’s worth it because I’m supporting my daughter’s education and she understands that.’ Why, though, have thousands of parents had to shell out to fund student life? Dan King, Nationwide’s head of FlexStudent Current Account, said: ‘University can be an extremely expensive time for parents and students alike and often parents are expected to cover the shortfall, putting them under increased pressure and resulting in tightening their purse strings. ‘For students to manage their own financial situation effectively, they need to understand how finances work and learn to budget, so they can stand on their own two feet.’ In the company’s poll, 30 per cent of students admitted they would rather ask their parents for money than make changes to their lifestyle. Five per cent would rather withdraw from the bank of mum and dad than sacrifice a night out, and five per cent asked their parents for money rather than spending less on food – but that’s a relatively small number. Justine’s parents

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I don’t think the student loan is enough to cover all aspects of university life

IN NUMBERS

Henri Lawrance, University of Edinburgh graduate

per cent of parents have to sacrifice other spending to give their children a higher education

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per cent of parents with under 18 year olds prioritise their children’s university fund, coming above home improvements, cars and hobbies

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pointed to cuts to benefits and the rise in tuition fees. Trevor said despite having two daughters who had gone through higher education before Justine, the cost of sending her to university was unexpected. ‘We have two daughters who didn’t need as much support, as more money was available when they were studying, but I didn’t realise how much more my youngest would need with cuts to benefits and it saddens me that she is paying £9,000 a year in fees.’ He added: ‘There is hardly any information available to give an accurate estimate of how much daily living as a student would cost.’ Henri Lawrance, a recent University of Edinburgh graduate, said he sometimes needed help to cover his rent, despite having a parttime job alongside his studies. He said: ‘I did get a regular small allowance on top of my student loan – I don’t think the student loan is enough to cover all aspects of university life, so I needed a bit of help for rent sometimes.’ Despite this, he is only treating the extra money he asked for as a loan, and was careful to ask for it only when necessary. ‘I do think socialising should come out of your own money,’ he explained. ‘And I also plan to pay all of these cash injections back. Luckily, I was fortunate enough to have the parental bank, as obviously not everyone is.’ Despite Henri’s insistence he would pay back the money, 68 per cent of parents said they would not ask for their loans to be repaid, whereas only three per cent of parents said they would not give their children money while they were at university, as they wanted them to be independent. Like the majority of mums and dads, Justine’s parents do not expect her to pay them back. ‘It’s our contribution to her education and she pays it back in other ways by always being there for us,’ her mother Joyce said. ‘I do think the government should have a different way of assessing a household’s income as she does not receive enough support and wouldn’t be able to go to university without our help.’ Joyce and Trevor’s prioritising of Justine’s education, and their belief in the importance of being able to help their child go to university, is still an opinion shared by many. In a recent survey conducted by financial services company Hitachi, 39 per cent of parents with children under 18 years old prioritise their son’s or daughter’s university fund above home improvements, cars and hobbies. The research, which surveyed 2,325 British parents, also found, while 77 per cent of parents thought university was expensive following the tuition fee rise, 45 per cent would encourage people they know to attend anyway. Seventeen per cent also felt you cannot put a price on education. Gerald Grimes, managing director of Hitachi, said: ‘Sending children to university is one of life’s big milestones, so it is fitting that a large number of people with children

PARENTS OF SHEFFIELD HALLAM STUDENT JESS SAID

PARENTS OF SWANSEA STUDENT JUSTINE JONES

Were you worried about the financial pressures of your children going to university?

Have you had to make savings in other areas to fund your children’s studies?

We knew she’d be able to look after herself. If she needed any help we would help her. If not, she’d be having Pot Noodles!

Not really, she’s sensible with her money and we’d all pull together if she was really struggling. Every now and then we cut down on the food shop but that’s about it.

Do you know what the money you lend is going towards?

Whatever she said it was for, we know that’s what it’d be for. She’s reliable for her age!

Did you know before your kids went to uni you were going to have to help them out?

We expected it might be tough

think that it is important to save. ‘On average, parents whose kids have been to university gave them £2,000 a year to help them manage university life. ‘University is an investment – you spend now for a payoff later. Parents who lack the income or

Trevor – I wouldn’t say worried, I’d say anxious about how much it would actually cost me. I didn’t know the cost implications.

Jim and Sue on her and she might need some help. We were never given the opportunity to go to university so it was wonderful to see her excelling and getting a place at university. We knew we’d do anything it took to help out. Do you expect the money back?

Any money we give to Jess is a helping hand from us. As her parents, it’s our responsibility to make sure she has the best life we can provide. And if university is going to provide that then we’re happy to help whenever we can.

savings to support their child shouldn’t be at a disadvantage or have to worry about getting into heavy debt.’ But after the news that many universities will be raising their fees to £9,250 for the 2017-18 academic year, the financial strain

Joyce – We were ready, my daughter had said since she was in primary school she wanted to go to university but we didn’t know then how little she would receive from the government. Do you know what the money you lend is going towards?

J – Yes, make-up, clothes and alcohol! No, she does use the money towards bills and food and also towards coming home – the train from her university to here is very expensive. Did you know before your kids

of putting a child through higher education might be about to get even greater. And the most recent fee rise is only the beginning. Projections for the near future suggest that fees could reach as high as £10,000 per academic year

Joyce and Trevor went to university that you were going to have to help them out financially?

J – Yes, but I agree with my husband that we didn’t expect it to be so much, I just wish we could support her more.

per cent of parents think university is expensive

Do you expect the money back?

T – No, I expect her to succeed and gain knowledge in the field she is interested in. I wish I had been able to afford to have the university experience she is having but I came from a time and family where money was scarce and university

within the next few years. Considering what many parents are already having to give up with fees as they currently are, the bank of mum and dad may become unable to deal with the cost of sending a child to university for too much longer.

per cent of parents would discourage their children from aspiring to university because of the high costs

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Worm big family: Pambdelurion and the penis worm, inset

Expedition finds ancient beast’s phallic relatives

Hunter ‘had Star Wars monster mouth’ like a penis worm

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School of Earth Sciences said: ‘The mouth is a spitting image of the The Cambrian period was a scary Sarlacc from Star Wars.’ time. The sea 520million years Scientists examined new fossils ago was full of creatures such as they found during trips to Greenland the pambdelurion, with its metre- as part of their study, published in long spiky body. the journal Palaeontology. But just how terrifying things They referred to molecular were for this ancient beast’s prey evidence showing the pambdelurion has just been revealed, as scientists and the aptly-named penis worm have discovered pambdelurion had are both related to modern-day a round, tooth-filled mouth like that arthropods, which include insects, of Star Wars monster Sarlacc. spiders and crabs. Researchers at the University of Greg Edgecombe, from the Bristol, who teamed up with the Natural History Museum said: Natural History Museum, found ‘What we see in these arthropod the creature had the same mouth as ancestors is the same kind of mouth the modern-day penis worm, which as in penis worms – right down to also lives in the sea. Like Sarlacc, details of the rings of teeth.’ which inhabits a giant, sandy pit and Fletcher Young, who also worked is used by Jabba the Hutt to devour on the study, said: ‘It seems as his enemies, the pambdelurion used if nowhere was safe back in the its tentacles to push prey towards its Cambrian. No matter whether you mouth, which was filled with spiky lived in the water column or on the teeth so nothing could escape. seafloor there was a big, ugly beast Dr Jakob Vinther from Bristol’s that would devour you.’

Tuna are more than a match for the sharks @ Amy Denman

The image we have of sharks as fierce predators is vastly different from the image we have when we think of tuna, which is usually seen as a yummy sandwich filler. Despite these differences, research from Imperial College London shows the two have much more in common than we might think. Scientists showed that despite evolving separately for about 400million years, tuna fish and the lamnid group of sharks share a number of similar predatory traits. These characteristics include their style of swimming, their ability to stay warm and a high metabolism, all of which give the creatures an advantage when it comes to survival. The researchers said the advantages may be the reason these characteristics had been passed down through the creatures’

Something fishy: Sharks share genes with tuna

generations. The researchers looked at muscle samples from three species of lamnid shark and six species of tuna to examine the genes. Study co-author Prof Vincent Savolainen from the Department of Life Sciences at Imperial said: ‘Lamnid sharks and tuna both have stiff bodies and tails that allow them

to swim in bursts. They can also keep their temperature up in colder waters. ‘Both of these things make them more effective predators, allowing them to snatch prey in usually inhospitable waters. ‘These are simple traits, and ones that have evolved twice. They give us a great point to start

really examining the underlying genetics and understanding the relationship to physical traits.’ The gene found in both types of fish that causes their high metabolism and an ability to create energy, was said by researchers to be identical. The team of researchers said their findings about the shared metabolism traits between the two species of fish could help future studies to understand the relationship between genetics and physical traits. Currently it is difficult for scientists to link a single gene such as metabolism to physical traits because gene expression can vary within different individuals. By looking at examples of the same gene used in two different animals, scientists will be given important clues as to how the expression of a gene links to a physical trait.

IN BRIEF

Self-clean surfaces are on their way

Wiping down kitchen surfaces can be a chore. How great would it be if your kitchen cleaned itself? Luckily, researchers from Northumbria and Nottingham Trent universities have taken the initial steps towards making selfcleaning surfaces. They were the first to capture what happens when a spilt liquid retracts into a bead or drop, known as ‘dewetting’, by sending electrical impulses through liquids to change how they behaved. They hope their observations will lead to new lines of research on self-cleaning surface coatings.

Lungfish Universe has no direction leaves its mark A fish out of water is not always a bad thing – one species has even been found to leave ‘footprints’. Lungfish are known for their land-dwelling abilities, such as being able to breathe air and move on land, but a study has shown the fish could have more in common with landlubbers than previously thought. The species, which evolved to move on land more than 360million years ago, uses its body to crawl from pond to pond during dry seasons. Research conducted by lecturers from Liverpool John Moores and California State University proves the lungfish can leave tracks when moving, similar to land animals’ footprints. These tracks would have previously been mistaken for that of land animals. Dr Falkingham said: ‘This study could have much broader implications for palaeontologists and biologists.’

Scientists from Imperial College London and UCL have found it is highly probable that the universe is the same wherever you go. Researchers used cosmic radiation to compare the shape of our universe to how it would look if it was spinning on several axes or stretching in one direction. They found there was just a 1 in 121,000 chance the universe was not uniform.

Cloth of the future here A Nottingham Trent University PhD student has created a cloth that could advance clothing technology. Sonia Reynolds invented Zephlinear, the first non-woven material made of yarn, which is interlaced on the surface so the fibres do not cross each other. Its structure means it could be embedded with scent or medicine, or used to carry LEDs. ‘This is a real breakthrough for the textiles industry,’ Sonia said.

Acne could make sufferers look younger for longer ‘Th’ to vanish Test shows people with spots age better @ Amy Denman

If being a spotty teenager has ever had a positive outcome, this is it. Acne sufferers’ skin will more likely take longer to age, a King’s College London study has found. Researchers tested 1,205 twins from the TwinsUK register, a quarter of whom had reported experiencing acne in their lives. They used statistical analysis

Zit zap: Spots defeat age

to look at the length of telomeres – compounds at the end of chromosomes which break down and shrink as cells age. The results showed of those who reported experiencing acne had longer telomeres in their white blood cells. The longer the telomere lasts, the longer your skin wards off signs of aging, such as wrinkles. The theory has long been noted by dermatologists, but it was suggested this was caused by increased oil production. However, the study

shows other factors are likely to be involved, such as chemical reactions in cells. Lead author of the study, Dr Simone Ribero from the Department of Twin Research and Genetic Epidemiology at King’s said: ‘For many years, dermatologists have identified the skin of acne sufferers appears to age more slowly than in those who have not experienced any acne. ‘While this has been observed in clinical settings, the cause of this was previously unclear.

‘Our findings suggest the cause could be linked to the length of telomeres which appears to be different in acne sufferers and means their cells may be protected against ageing. ‘By looking at skin biopsies, we were able to begin to understand the gene expressions related to this. ‘Further work is required to consider if certain gene pathways may provide a base for useful interventions.’ The research was based on female twins only.

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Linguists from the University of York have predicted accents we are familiar with today will die out. The report shows the rise in interaction with machines through speech will change the way in which we speak by 2066, meaning ‘th’ as in ‘the’ will be one of many sounds to disappear. Changes over the next 50 years also include the shortening of words and simplification of pronunciations.

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It would be tough to get through uni without taking part in a secret operation or two to protect the integrity of yourself, and the housemates you actually get on with, from ‘the others’. Here TUP reporters and editors reveal their secrets...

This month’s question:

What are the biggest cover-ups you’ve had between your mates? I’ll be honest... it was all my faulty Rachel Foy, University of Salford

You’re taking the p**s! Rosie Davidson, University of Sheffield editor

What a melon my housemate is Anna Harrison, Cardiff University

My bin raiding housemate Immy White, Newcastle University editor

We had been living in our accommodation for about a week and a half and everything seemed fine... until I got a case of the ‘dropsies’. I had already broken a dish and a plate of my own, but when I decided to do use the iron I dropped that as well and frayed the wire. I decided not to tell my flatmate and went along with her assumption that the iron was just faulty. Luckily, at the end of the year when we moved out, we got our full deposit back and she still doesn’t know how the iron actually broke.

We were forced to hide girlfriend from landlord

My friend Alice was visiting her boyfriend in Leeds for a night out at a pub, which as we all know can end up being a heavier night than expected. The contactless cards were being swiped and the pints were flowing, but before they knew it, the time had come to call it a night. So they all stumbled home to their new student digs. At her boyfriend’s new student house, Alice proceeded to get absolutely birthday suit fabulous naked in a bed, which was fine, but it was not her boyfriend’s bed, it was Alex’s. Alice was later retrieved by her boyfriend and put back into the correct bed. The next day, Alice got a text informing her there was a p**s-drenched towel on the floor of Alex’s room. The house and most importantly Alex will never know who the culprit was.

An extra furry housemate

A very tolerant friend

Shona Nicholson, Northumbria University

Student halls are notoriously small. Usually you get a room you can hardly move in and the kitchen is big enough for two people, not eight. So when my flatmate consulted the flat about having ten guests over for a weekend, we were apprehensive. The rule in our halls was one guest per student a month and they had to be checked in at reception, so we all had to keep the gathering a secret. The guests were loud when they were sober and they became even worse once they’d had a few. Crockery was broken, a window handle came off, blinds were ripped off the wall and our iron was thrown out the window. A watermelon was kicked from one end of the corridor to the other and smashed all over the wall and carpet. It wasn’t cleaned up until weeks later.

Midnight snacks at our roomies’ expense

My housemate once had the late night nibbles, so she decided to go on the hunt. She sniffed around her room but she couldn’t find anything. An old packet of crisps was not up to scratch and the lingering taste of cheese and onion left her wanting more. Later that night, I found her sitting in the dark corner of the kitchen scoffing down a pizza which she had salvaged from the depths of our kitchen rubbish bin. I turned the lights on and I had caught a rabbit in the headlights, mid munch. She stopped and suppressed a giggle. The episode has yet to be mentioned. I am waiting for the moment when the pizza hunter strikes again. Hopefully next time she will be caught by one of our eight new housemates.

He needed toilet off some steam

Louisa Kendal, University of Bristol editor

Sam Nathan, University of York

My housemate moved his girlfriend into our house until she found a new place. However, she never moved out. We had to hide it from our landlord. It caused so much friction we would avoid each other and would often be confined to our bedrooms as we felt we were living in their marital home. We brought up the idea of his girlfriend moving out as she didn’t contribute to the rent but unfortunately we were made to look like horrible friends, so we never brought it up again. The estate agents found out after an inspection of the property and told us we were liable for a hefty fine. We risked a lot, just so we could keep our housemate happy. Despite this he wasn’t very appreciative of what we did for him. We no longer live or have any contact with him. Despite the fact our tenancy agreement clearly stated we were not allowed pets under any circumstances, one of my housemates decided to buy a hamster. However the hamster wasn’t a cute hamster, it was a huge, fat, ginger hamster which absolutely stank and used to wee all over the living room when she let it roam around in its little hamster ball. She even used to let it wander freely over the sofas while we were eating. We had to pretend to the landlord that we didn’t know about the hamster for ages, until we came up with a plan to get someone else to tell the landlord on our behalf. The worst part was, when the landlord came around to confront her, she completely flipped out and hid the hamster at her boyfriend’s. The running trend throughout my second year was drunkenly eating leftovers and leaving suspiciously emptier Tupperware boxes for the owners to find in the morning. In our drunken state, my housemate and I thought we had eaten the optimum amount so they wouldn’t notice. However the angry messages on the group chat which greeted us the next morning proved otherwise. Our way of denying the accusations would be to vouch for our attempts to be vegetarian. We would say: ‘Of course we wouldn’t eat your beef bolognese, do you not know how bad meat is for the environment?’ To be fair, we were actually trying to be vegetarian at the time so the alibi was foolproof. But who can resist a bowl of chilli and cheese at 4am after a long night on the tiles? My friend got back from a night out and he was drunk, angry and needed a wee. Our toilets didn’t always work because we lived by a river, so they often overflowed, and he couldn’t use it that night as it was broken at the time. This made him angrier, so he stamped on the lid until it broke into pieces. He left the pieces on the kitchen table, and when we all woke up we were really baffled. We soon realised it must have been him because it’s the kind of thing he always does. We knew we had to hide the evidence so our landlord didn’t find out, so we hid all the toilet lid pieces in cupboards around our house for the rest of the year. We got our deposit back.

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Club glassing ripped my eyelid Hannah Wood, 22, had her life changed after a bottle hit her on a night out and now wants glass to be banned from clubs

Y friends and I don’t like to get involved in trouble when we go out. It was the same that night when an argument started in a club, near where we were standing. I had just started my first year at Edinburgh Napier University, studying product design. I was on a night out with friends near my home town of Livingston. A group of people were arguing next to us and at one point, one of them pushed me out of the way. We all thought that was the end of the hassle. Next thing I know I was knocked to the ground and it felt like I had been elbowed in the face. But then I put my hand up to my face and realised I couldn’t open my eyes. My finger went into a cut on my face and the blood was pouring down my arm. I thought to myself ‘oh my god this is actually quite bad’. I was concussed at this point and finding

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it hard to stay conscious, but my friends hadn’t seen what had happened to me. My body started going into shock and it was dark and confusing. I think people around me thought I was drunk and struggling to get back up – my friend was kicking my leg and telling me to get up. I couldn’t speak to ask for help so I started pulling at her leg. When she saw my face she was shocked. She managed to pick me up and walk me over to a nearby bench.

The DJ called first aid to come and check me over and they put a bandage around my head to stop the bleeding but I began to pass out. The next thing I know I was carried into a room in the club. At this point, every time I tried to open my eyes it was unbearable because the glass has punctured my left eye and there were still pieces of glass stuck in my eyelid. About 20 minutes later I was in an ambulance and I was taken to St John’s A&E. At the hospital they tried to take the glass out of my eye while I was awake by holding me and using tweezers. The specialist came to visit me and told me the muscle in my eye had torn in half. I was taken to the Royal Edinburgh Hospital for an emergency operation. I spent a week recovering in the Princess Alexandra Eye Pavilion – one of my lecturers had found out what happened and contacted my parents. My lecturer reassured

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me that I didn’t need to drop out of university. I loved my degree and I was so proud that I managed to secure a place, so I wasn’t going to miss out on the opportunity to study there. It didn’t settle in my mind what had happened to me for a while, I took things day by day. I would go to uni with stitches in my head and a big plastic shield over my eye. There were days when I would sit and I would ball my eyes out. I felt it looked like I had a dead fish eye. While I was studying I had operations and the court case to juggle too. There was CCTV of what happened, but it was poor quality and it was dark in the club. There were bottles thrown by different people and you couldn’t see who threw the bottle that hit me. I was angry I had no justice. When I was doing my final project I realised I had symptoms of post traumatic stress disorder and started to get counselling. Now I’ve graduated I want to start a campaign to get glasses banned in clubs, because you are essentially putting a weapon in someone’s hand when you hand over a glass in a bar.

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ERRY GODLIMAN is questioning her place in the world. In her new stand-up show Stick Or Twist, she ponders relocating, as well as life’s other big decisions – and it’s led to some soul searching. The lifelong Londoner started off asking whether she should leave the capital and live somewhere else. ‘That’s the starting point, but it’s interesting how a show evolves,’ she tells me. ‘It expands to more than geography. ‘It’s about whether you should stick or twist with anything – does your geographical identity carve your own identity, am I a bit wedded to living in London? I grew up in London and

enjoyed it, but I don’t know anything else. You think “are my kids going to grow up here?” ‘It’s the time to consider it because my daughter’s going to high school and I’ve not lived anywhere else.’ But she’s wary of being drawn into property websites where you can fantasise about potential new lives just by typing in a postcode. ‘One minute you could be living in a super-urban home and another minute you could be in a yurt in Wales,’ she says. ‘You’re having to wrestle with whether something is a true desire.’ As an actor, Godliman is probably best known for her roles in Derek and Our Girl. She had the chance to move away from London for her training, earning a place at drama

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school in Scotland, but the relative ease of finding parts in the capital kept her there. ‘I bottled it,’ she says. ‘I realised if I wanted to have a go at being an actor, I’d have to live in London.’ She ended up at Rose Bruford College in south east London, which she describes as ‘a lovely college’. ‘I really enjoyed the course and the group of friends I built up,’ she says. ‘I was also really enthusiastic about socialising,’ she adds wryly. ‘I think when you’re doing something in the arts you can justify it – it’s all networking and character development.’ She has stayed friends with many of her coursemates into their 40s. ‘It’s interesting watching how people go into different branches of

the profession,’ she says. ‘There are people I went to college with who are children’s entertainers or work in teaching – different things open up, not just acting.’ She chose her course partly because it was a BA, which back then meant a student grant – she describes the financial burden of university now as ‘terrifying’. ‘At some point I want my kids to be students and for all kids to have that opportunity,’ she adds. It’s not a fear her latest character is likely to share – she has finished filming for Sky 1’s Carters Get Rich, due on screen next year, in which she plays the mum of an 11-year-old who sells his app for millions. ‘It was a lovely job – a really warm script and very funny,’ she says.

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THEATRE Have you ever wanted to visit the Amazon or climb Everest? Globetrotter and survivalist Bear Grylls has experienced all these and more. He’s even taken on Piers Morgan when the early morning chatshow host jokingly jumped up and attacked him. Now Grylls is bringing his exotic adventures to the stage. Using special effects, the occasional pee drinker tells his stories of survival in the most extreme of conditions. From climbing mountains to swimming in shark infested waters, you will be taken on a worldwide adventure for just 25 quid. Catch him at Metro Radio Arena on Wednesday, October 26.

COMEDY Chart topping indie band Bastille are bringing their upbeat tunes on tour this autumn and you can expect nothing less than bags of energy. Tracks from their second album Wild World are just as catchy as breakthrough track Pompeii, which saw them to chart success in 2013. And to think lead singer Dan Smith originally wanted to be a film critic

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COMEDY Catherine Tate is bringing her comedy to the stage. ‘Am I bothered?’ I hear you ask. Well yes you are in fact, because the comedian is pretty hilarious. From the racist granny to the incompetent nurse, all your beloved characters from the award winning show will be reincarnated in brand new sketches, which is guaranteed to give you a laugh. Catch The Catherine Tate Show Live at City Hall on Wednesday, November 9.

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COMEDY If you find traditional standup boring then The Boy With Tape On His Face may be the kind of act you’ve been looking for. The comedian and mime artist, who appeared on America’s Got Talent this year, will have you laughing all the way through his show, without even opening his mouth. The comedian uses household props to put his own spin on ventriloquism, bringing oven gloves and aprons to life, all while sporting – you guessed it – tape over his mouth. This show is a breakaway from the gag-based comedy we are so used to seeing. The concept is simple but original and should have you both confused and amused. The Boy With Tape On His Face will be at the Tyne Theatre And Opera House on Thursday, October 20.

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Glastonbury is the target Each month we introduce you to the best new musicians from the UK’s campuses. This time we chat to tropical rockers Voodoo And The Crypts, who met at the British and Irish Modern Music Institute... s**t really: Break-ups, being happy, getting f****d over, How would you describe bit of everything. Our music your music? has a positive, chilled vibe, We would say it has a pretty but with sort of darker tones. tropical vibe. Easy to listen to, indie, sort of jangly riffs How did you come up with and music that just makes your name? you want to dance. It took us a while to find something that stuck. We Who are your major liked the ‘And The’ idea, it influences? sticks out a bit more. The The 1975 are a big influence Voodoo part came from for us, they’re a huge band. Voodoo Ray, the acid house But The Stone Roses and tune by A Guy Called Gerald. even some Latin music at the We listen to that before nights moment. out quite a lot. Crypts was just from a list Who are your favourite of words that we thought artists right now? sounded cool. It sounds a It would have to be Tame bit dark when you hear the Impala, Disciples, Disclosure name and not the music but and dance music in general. people who have seen us live often point out our lyrics are If you could do a quite dark like Joy Division collaboration with one and The Cure, but the music band or artist, who would is very melodic and hooky you pick and why? which gives it that contrast. It’d be great to get in the The name suits that. studio with someone like Chet Faker – we listen to his Where do you want to be in album a lot, he could bring ten years’ time? great harmonies and that Hopefully headlining crisp production. It’d also Glastonbury, or something on be mad to get legends like that level. We guess just still Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry or Paul together, doing what we’re Oakenfold who’ve remixed already doing and selling loads of the bands that we great records. like. Where is one place you’d What are the main topics of really like to play live? your songs? That’s a really good question actually. Well... Rio de Girls! Haha, just normal life

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Janeiro would have to be up there! Tokyo would be pretty cool to play, but really like most people we’d just like to play everywhere and have fans all over. What are you working on right now? New music all the time. Our songwriting is getting a lot better. We’d say our output is more than the average band, we’re always practising and making new music. What do you enjoy to do as a band outside of music? We get up to all sorts. We love throwing shapes at 80s club nights in Brighton – you can’t beat vibing out to some 80s classics! If we’ve got nothing to do we’ll go for a kick about or have a game of FIFA. A lot of the time our main focus is on writing new tunes though.

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@ Tom Gellatly WAPPING books for basslines may have paid off for Chase & Status’ Saul Milton, but he’s trying to persuade me this is not always a great idea. ‘Don’t necessarily do what we did, which was drop out of uni and pack it all in,’ he says. ‘That worked for us but it might not work for everyone.’ For those who do decide to sacrifice their degree in favour of a music career, Milton has this advice: ‘It’s mainly about self-belief – believe in what you’re doing, be genuine about it, make music from the heart and don’t make music by numbers to try and get it on the radio.’ If anyone knows best it’s Chase & Status. Milton (Chase) and Will Kennard (Status), who tour with frontman MC Rage, have been at the forefront of innovation on the drum and bass and dubstep scenes for more than ten years, and show no sign of slowing down. ‘The fact we are where we are right now, with all our fans, we know we’re very blessed and we don’t take that for granted,’ Milton tells me. ‘We’re very honoured to be where we are.’ Milton reflects on their time in Manchester, which continued after he left Manchester Met and Kennard dropped out of the University of Manchester. ‘We’ve been friends since 1997 but we met up again at uni,’ Milton says. ‘Then we dropped out of what we were doing to pursue this. ‘But we still liked the student life in Manchester. We lived there for six years, and our studio was next

to Future Cut, who at the time had just recorded this song called Smile with this unknown girl called Lily Allen. It was a great place for us to learn what we are doing now.’ The name dropping doesn’t stop there, as the duo have worked with plenty of big acts, including Plan B, Rihanna and Example. In their latest collection of tunes, they continue the trend by collaborating with the freshest faces on the British music scene. ‘We’ve been working with lots of new, exciting talent – the best of the British, as we like to do,’ Milton says. Their new single, When It All Goes Wrong, features promising new talent, singer-songwriter Tom Grennan. ‘We’re really excited to let the world know

was quite left-field to have spoken word over our music, but it was different and that’s what we strive for,’ Milton says. ‘There is too much music out there that sounds like other stuff, so we try and avoid that and hopefully do things our own way.’ I ask which of their many collaborations with other artists Milton has most enjoyed within the past year. ‘It’s impossible to pick – also I’ll get beaten up if I do,’ he laughs. ‘They’ve all been amazing. Slaves are very interesting, intelligent guys, and their music is so 1970s punk. ‘They’re the loveliest boys ever – they’re vegans and they’re really into this new health and environment wave, which you wouldn’t necessarily expect after

We like to work with people who sound like no one else and have a real original flair – that’s what we love about him,’ Milton says. ‘Tom is a really interesting act – he’s up for whatever, he’s really open-minded which goes a long way in this industry.’ Grennan is one of a many collaborators to feature on the new album, Milton reveals. ‘We like to work with people who sound like no one else and have a real original flair,’ he adds. ‘That’s what we love. ‘When we worked with Maverick Sabre in 2011, I was like “I’ve heard no one like him, we’ve got to get him in the studio!” It was the same with Tempa T, and now with George The Poet.’ Spoken-word-meets-rap artist George The Poet features on one of Chase & Status’ new singles, fittingly titled Spoken Word. ‘It

hearing their raucous music. ‘Novelist, too. He’s only 19, but for me he’s a real voice of the youth, a real street poet for them. ‘He’s a really important artist, just how Dizzee Rascal was in the early 2000s, and I think Novelist will speak to his generation in a similar way.’ I ask which of the artists on the More Than Alot label Chase & Status founded in 2009 Milton is currently most excited about. 'Dimension and 1991, who I’d say are two flagship artists for us. ‘They’re both making some of the most exciting d‘n’b out there ‘Also, Will and I would be lost without our frontman MC Rage.’ MC Rage will, as ever, be with the duo on their six-date UK tour, which starts

in Glasgow on November 19 and ends in London on November 26. ‘What’s nice about this one is we usually go on really long tours, like three weeks, with 20 dates and no sleep,’ Milton says. ‘We’ve brought it back a little on this one. ‘We’re really excited for the Alexandra Palace show in London, which we’ve sold out, and we’re excited to go back to Manchester.’ The sold out hometown date shows how popular Chase & Status have remained through their shifting musical style – their sound was grimier than ever on their 2015 EP London Bar and Milton tells me their fourth album contains ‘loads of stuff across the board’. Some fans have even labelled the duo pioneers of d‘n’b and dubstep. ‘It’s flattering,’ Milton says. ‘How could I not say that means a lot? It’s a real honour to be spoken of like that. ‘The scene we’re from has been bubbling over for many years and it is incredibly strong – we couldn’t be more passionate about it.’ ‘We’re incredibly fortunate in that we’ve been able to take it to the masses and appeal to a wider audience. I’d be remiss if I told you all of it was planned, because it definitely wasn’t,’ he laughs. ‘I do believe if an artist makes music with the purpose of charting or getting on the radio then it won’t work. You’ve got to be authentic and genuine. I think if you do that as an artist in any field then, please god, you’ll be successful.’ But he adds it’s not just about fervour and talent, but persistence. ‘Good music will prevail, and that’s all everyone wants to hear,’ he says. ‘These days the door is wide open.’

TEN MINUTES WITH TOM GRENNAN As Tom Grennan greets me I instantly recognize his voice from the gruff, soulful vocals on Chase & Status’ single All Goes Wrong. The 21-year-old was thrown in the deep end by his collaboration with drum and bass duo Will Kennard and Saul Milton. ‘My first show with them was Wireless, which was 55,000 people – I hadn’t done a show with bloody more than 200 people before that,’ the singer-songwriter laughs. Despite Grennan's initial nerves, the performance proved a success as fans praised the set, with many saying on Twitter that it made the festival. However, the indie-soul singer also credits BT Sport's use of When It All Goes Wrong for contributing to the warm reception. ‘When it hit the BT Sport advert it got big,’ he says. ‘I could hear people in the crowd singing it back to us at that point, and hopefully now it’s out, the response at gigs will be mad.’ It wasn't long ago the artist from Bedford was performing to housemates in his uni halls. ‘I was at St Mary’s in Twickenham and I was just doing my bit, just going around with a

guitar and trying to do as many gigs as possible,’ he tells me. ‘In my third year I ended up getting a bit of interest from different labels, and my publisher sorted out a session with Will Kennard, AKA Status, because the pair heard one of my songs. And from then we just vibed out and created All Goes Wrong – it was a bit mad.’ ‘At first, obviously I was, not scared exactly, but I was like “s**t!”’ Grennan laughs. ‘I was going in to make music with people I was listening to when I was in upper school and I

was a big fan of them. To work with them in a studio was mad. But nah, it’s all worked out well now at least.’ Although the Chase & Status collaboration has helped to launch Grennan into the limelight, the singer now plans to fly the dubstep duo’s nest to pursue his solo career. ‘It’s really exciting,' he says. 'I’m not sure whether I’m gonna do a couple of EPs first, and then obviously an album as well, but it’s exciting. ’ Grennan is releasing his first EP on October 28 and plans to singlehandedly take on the open road. ‘I’ve got my first headline show on November 10 at The Slaughtered Lamb in London and a few other dates,’ he says. ‘Hopefully after Christmas I’ll be going out on the road, just me and my guitar. I’ll play every little show I can get really.’ Tom Gellatly

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S TWO animal lovers from ‘the garden of England’ who follow the cricket and enjoy a bit of vegan sushi, Slaves may not sound like the wildest of guys. But co-frontman Isaac Holman is telling me how the Kent punks gave their lighting guy an impromptu head shave at a party for their latest music video. Holman, with singer and guitarist Laurie Vincent, who makes up the other half of the band, roped the roadie into the stunt for The People That We Meet. ‘We were at Laurie’s house for a barbecue and our lighting guy Francis just doesn’t really give a s**t what he looks like and his hair was getting pretty long,’ Holman tells me. ‘Laurie said to Francis “It’s time for your annual haircut” and then we just said “Let’s shave his head”. ‘Then while Laurie was getting the clippers he walked down and said “Why don’t we film it? You can just sing the lyrics and we can just make it our music video” so we just did it. ‘I don’t think Francis minds to be honest but we like it – he looks handsome.’ But Holman claims they normally get up to more hardcore stuff at barbecues (which are presumably Quorn-heavy, as neither of the duo eat meat) and house parties. ‘It’s just shaving somebody’s head, I don’t think that’s crazy,’ he says. ‘Often when we think of things like that we just do it.’ He finds it hard to single out anything much more wild though, and despite loving a party, he shies away from hosting. ‘I don’t really throw house parties,’ he says. ‘I’m always too scared to have one in my house. ‘I’ve thrown a couple before and it always gets out of hand. ‘You end up with people you don’t know in your house and that’s not very nice.’ I wonder if the singer will be more forthcoming with wild stories from gigs. When the band played at Reading this year, a group sat down in the middle of the mosh pit and sang Row Your Boat while rocking backwards and forwards. ‘I had no idea!’ Holman says. ‘But I like it, yeah. I don’t really know what goes on down in the crowd. It’s hard to see, especially on those big stages. ‘But I’m sure there have been some crazier things that have happened than that. ‘We had a nice young man crowd surfing with all his clothes off the other day in Oxford, which is quite

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good. He kept on crowd surfing and it seemed like every time he came over more clothing was coming off and then Laurie just said “We’ve never had a naked crowd surfer before – just saying” and then before you knew it, there he was in all his glory.’ But Holman tells me his wild side is more of an alter-ego. ‘I think you get the stage to Future Cut, who at the time had was quite left-field to have spoken in Glasgow onwhen November 19on and @ Tom Gellatly of you comes just recorded this song called Smile word over our music, but it was ends aindifferent Londonside on November 26. out,’ WAPPING books for the 24-year-old ‘I still think with this unknown girl called Lily different and that’s what we strive ‘What’s nice aboutsays. this one is we basslines may have it’sgo meonbut it’s along different Allen. It was a great place for us to for,’ Milton says. usually really tours,me.’ like Despite the20 wild stunts paid off for Chase & learn what we are doing now.’ ‘There is too much music out three weeks, with dates andand no antics, heMilton says himself and Vincent are Status’ Saul Milton, but The name dropping doesn’t stop there that sounds like other stuff, so sleep,’ says. ‘We’ve brought very down earth he’s trying to persuade there, as the duo have worked with we try and avoid that and hopefully it back a little ontothis one.people. ‘We’ve goodfor solid me this is not always a great idea. plenty of big acts, including Plan do things our own way.’ ‘We’re reallyhad excited the upbringings a good set of ‘Don’t necessarily do what we B, Rihanna and Example. I ask which of their many Alexandra Palaceand show in London, adds. think it would be did, which was drop out of uni In their latest collection of collaborations with other artists whichmates,’ we’vehe sold out,‘Iand we’re hard us to to notManchester.’ be humble.’ and pack it all in,’ he says. ‘That tunes, they continue the trend by Milton has most enjoyed within the excited to for go back Luckily, Beastie Boys’ worked for us but it might not work collaborating with the freshest past year. ‘It’s impossible to pick The sold out hometown dateMike D, who features new album Take for everyone.’ faces on the British music scene. – also I’ll get beaten up if I do,’ he shows how popularonChase & has donethrough some oftheir the For those who do decide to ‘We’ve been working with lots laughs. ‘They’ve all been amazing. StatusControl, have remained boasting them, telling NME: sacrifice their degree in favour of new, exciting talent – the best Slaves are very interesting, shifting musicalfor style – their sound ‘I feel right the world of a music career, Milton has of the British, as we like to do,’ intelligent guys, and their music is was grimier than evernow on their 2015needs album like this. Something this advice: ‘It’s mainly about Milton says. so 1970s punk. EP Londonan Bar and Milton tells me that iscontains more raw, more alive self-belief – believe in what you’re Their new single, When It All ‘They’re the loveliest boys their fourth album ‘loads andboard’. less polished.’ doing, be genuine about it, make Goes Wrong, features promising ever – they’re vegans and they’re of stuff across the Slaves’ wildchild music from the heart and don’t new talent, singer-songwriter really into this new health and Some fans have even labelled the waysand have helped them make music by numbers to try and Tom Grennan. ‘We’re really environment wave, which you duo pioneers of d‘n’b dubstep. buildsays. a substantial get it on the radio.’ excited to let the world know wouldn’t necessarily expect after ‘It’s flattering,’ Milton They If anyone knows best it’s Chase ‘How could I not sayfanbase. that means a have even turned & Status. Milton (Chase) and Will lot? It’s a real honour to be spoken We like to work with people who sound like no one else and to their Twitter Kennard (Status), who tour with of like that. have a real original flair – that’s what we love followers to help frontman MC Rage, have been at ‘The scene we’re from has been themyears stockand up on the forefront of innovation on the about him,’ Milton says. ‘Tom is a hearing their raucous music. bubbling over for many food, Gaviscon drum and bass and dubstep scenes really interesting act – he’s up for ‘Novelist, too. He’s only 19, it is incredibly strong – we couldn’tand shoesabout for previously for more than ten years, and show whatever, he’s really open-minded but for me he’s a real voice of the be more passionate it.’ mentioned lighting no sign of slowing down. which goes a long way in this youth, a real street poet for them. ‘We’re incredibly fortunate inguy Francis, as well as for answers to ‘The fact we are where we are industry.’ ‘He’s a really important artist, that we’ve been able to take it to life’s big right now, with all our fans, we Grennan is one of a many just how Dizzee Rascal was in the the masses andquestions. appeal to a wider ‘I was in a hotel roomyou with know we’re very blessed and we collaborators to feature on the new early 2000s, and I think Novelist audience. I’d just be remiss if I told and we were talking don’t take that for granted,’ Milton album, Milton reveals. will speak to his generation in a all ofsomebody it was planned, because it aboutwasn’t,’ nippleshe andlaughs. if male animals tells me. ‘We’re very honoured to ‘We like to work with people similar way.’ definitely had nipples,’ chuckles. be where we are.’ who sound like no one else and I ask which of the artists on the ‘I do believe if anHolman artist makes said to Milton reflects on their time have a real original flair,’ he adds. More Than Alot label Chase & music with the purpose‘They of charting it and in Manchester, which continued ‘That’s what we love. Status founded in 2009 Milton is or getting on the radio Google then it won’t don’t said “No I’ll after he left Manchester Met ‘When we worked with currently most excited about. work.You You’ve got to beIauthentic to prove ask the world” and Kennard dropped out of the Maverick Sabre in 2011, I was like 'Dimension and 1991, who I’d andneed genuine. I think if you do that don’t I wrote it on University of Manchester. “I’ve heard no one like him, we’ve say are two flagship artists for us. as you an artist in any field so then, please care butbe successful.’ Twitter. Someone ‘We’ve been friends since 1997 got to get him in the studio!” It was ‘They’re both making some of god, you’ll sometimes it’snot just checked but we met up again at uni,’ Milton the same with Tempa T, and now the most exciting d‘n’b out there But he adds it’s aboutwithin quiteand funny to but the first 20 says. ‘Then we dropped out of with George The Poet.’ ‘Also, Will and I would be lost fervour talent, persistence. show music it seconds what we were doing to pursue this. Spoken-word-meets-rap artist without our frontman MC Rage.’ ‘Good will prevail, andand got Isaac back to me.’ Some ‘But we still liked the student life George The Poet features on one MC Rage will, as ever, be with that’s allHolman, everyone wants to hear,’ loyal in Manchester. We lived there for of Chase & Status’ new singles, the duo on their six-date heSlaves says. ‘These days the doorfans is even ran and checked six years, and our studio was next fittingly titled Spoken Word. ‘It UK tour, which starts wide open.’ their pets’ bellies for nipples. But as well as messages from fans, social media also brings trolls. was a big fan of them. ToPunk work with them As Tom Grennan greets me I instantly recognize guitar and trying to do as The band, who ON TOUR in a studio was mad. But nah, it’s all pranksters: his voice from the gruff, soulful vocals on Chase many gigs as possible,’ he control their own worked out wellIsaac now atHolman least.’ tells me. ‘In my third year & Status’ single All Goes Wrong. accounts, have Nov 19 Glasgow, Although the(left) Chaseand & Status I ended up getting a bit The 21-year-old was thrown in the deep end retweeted their O2 Academy collaborationLaurie has helped of interest from different Vincent by his collaboration with drum and bass duo critics, even when Nov 20 to launch Grennan into the labels, and my publisher Will Kennard and Saul Milton. their songsOhave 2 Newcastle, Academy limelight, the singer now plans sorted out a session with ‘My first show with them was Wireless, which been labelled Nov 22 to fly the dubstep duo’s Will Kennard, AKA Status, was 55,000 people – I hadn’t done a show with ‘shite’ ornest they’ve been called ‘as Manchester, O2 to pursue his solo ‘It’sCotton’. because the pair heard bloody more than 200 people before that,’ the punkcareer. as Dot Apollo really exciting,' he says. 'I’m to do things one of my songs. And singer-songwriter laughs. ‘It’s funny Nov 24 like that Birmingham, O2 a not sure whether I’m gonna from then we just Despite Grennan's initial nerves, the to people who are trying to have do a couple ofgo EPs and vibed out and created performance proved a success as fans praised atfirst, you,’ HolmanAcademy says.‘We don’t Nov 25 then obviouslyreally an album as what anybody All Goes Wrong – it the set, with many saying on Twitter that it mind thinks Portsmouth, well, but it’s exciting. ’ was a bit mad.’ made the festival. about what we do. Guildhall Novprove 26 London, Grennan is releasing‘You his first EP need to ‘At first, obviously However, the indie-soul singer also credits don’t you Alexandra Palace on October 28 and plans singleI was, not scared BT Sport's use of When It All Goes Wrong for don’ttocare but sometimes it’s handedly take on the open road.to show it. We’re not exactly, but I was contributing to the warm reception. quite funny ‘I’ve got my first headline show like “s**t!”’ Grennan ‘When it hit the BT Sport advert it got big,’ he bothered – on carry on doing it November 10 at The Slaughtered says. ‘I could hear people in the crowd singing it laughs. ‘We don’t row on Twitter, we kill Lamb in London and a few other always. ‘I was going in back to us at that point, and hopefully now it’s with kindness dates,’ he says. ‘Hopefully after to make music out, the response at gigs will be mad.’ ‘Those people have obviously got For more music Christmas I’ll be going out on they’re the It wasn't long ago the artist from Bedford was with people I was issues that dealing with so news, go to road, just me and guitar. I’ll on.’www.unipaper. listening to when performing to housemates in his uni halls. letmy them crack play every little show I can gettour runs I was in upper ‘I was at St Mary’s in Twickenham and I was Slaves’ UK co.uk from really.’ Tom Gellatly school and I just doing my bit, just going around with a November 10 to 30 and Take Control is out now.

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LEEPING like a vampire may sound pretty grim, but Honne’s Andy Clutterbuck is telling me bedding down on a cramped bunk during their US tour was some of the best kip he’s had. ‘It was our first tour where we’ve been on a tour bus,’ he says. ‘It was quite exciting. ‘We thought it was going to be awful – there were seven of us on this bus with little bunk beds that were more like coffins. But actually, I don’t think any of us have ever slept better in our lives.’ He and the other half of Honne, James Hatcher, travelled across America this summer. I ask how it differed from touring in the UK. ‘It was really cool to do a gig, have a few drinks afterwards, get on the bus and then wake up and you’re somewhere completely different,’ Clutterbuck tells me. Another highlight of the American road trip was Honne’s driver, Ray. ‘He was amazing,’ Clutterbuck laughs. ‘He’s 69 which is mental in itself and he absolutely loves driving. He was out there fixing the bus when the generator broke down, and it was extremely hot – like 40 degrees. ‘He was just working on the van like it was nothing and before that, he had taken the Rolling Stones out on a holiday, rather than a tour – Ray’s great.’ The duo have been touring pretty much non-stop since March this year, performing at festivals and gigs in the UK, Europe and America. I ask Clutterbuck if the touring is taking its toll. ‘I’m not too bad, I’m alright,’ he says. ‘At the moment it’s festivals during the weekend and then time to readjust during the week. ‘We’re doing a lot of bits and bobs. Touring kicks back on again in America soon.’ Honne’s international fanbase is rapidly growing, as fans from abroad ask them to come and perform in their countries via social media. ‘It’s strange, our international picture is a bit weird,’ Clutterbuck says. ‘It’s going really well in America and weirdly South Korea – it’s quite strange. ‘We’d put pictures on Instagram and we’d have people going “Come to Korea”. ‘We’re going there for the first time in November, and we’re doing two 2,000 capacity shows back-toback. We’re not sure what’s going on, but it’s great.’ I ask how it felt to finally release the full album Warm On A

I love waking up in new landscapes Honne’s Andy Clutterbuck talks touring America, hometown gigs and a fanbase further afield

Cold Night in July, after making numerous tantalising EPs since they began producing music as a duo two years ago. ‘Yeah, it’s really great to have it all done,’ Clutterbuck says. ‘We’re so proud of it. It’s nice to go and play a gig and you’re playing music where people have heard all of it,

rather than some brand new ones people don’t know. ‘It’s nicer to have people singing along to everything.’ I wonder what is next for the band’s sound, as they have begun to incorporate more experimental sections into their music, such as on FHKD, which breaks with the conventional form many of their other tracks take. ‘We want to do more of that,’ Clutterbuck confirms. ‘In terms of musicality, and exploring ourselves and what we can do, we’ve got so much more to offer. ‘Even though we still want to write songs which are accessible and reach a wider market, one of our priorities is writing some stuff that takes it as far as we can in terms of different instrumentation. What will be really nice for the next

Road junkies: (l-r) James Hatcher and Andy Clutterbuck

record is it’ll be a bit of a surprise. ‘The next thing we put out will be a single from the new album.’ I would not dare to ruin the surprise the duo have in store for their fans, so I change the subject and ask what show from the winter leg of the tour they were most looking forward to. ‘The London show is going to be crazy,’ Clutterbuck says. ‘We’re really, really looking forward to that. The London duo find playing in their home town the most

intimidating. ‘For some reason we’ve always been very nervous to play in London, because all your friends are there, all your family come, but everyone in London is so nice,’ Clutterbuck says. ‘Afterwards we’re always like “Why were we worried? That was amazing”.’ ‘But this time after all the other touring we’ve done we’ll come out and hopefully it won’t be nervewracking at all, and it’ll be a really special night. However Clutterbuck says the duo are also looking forward to performing in new places.’ We’re excited for Japan and for South Korea too,’ he says. ‘Every gig is different.’ Honne’s UK tour starts in Bristol on October 23 and finishes in Birmingham on November 1. See hellohonne.com for full dates.

The Interview

Rude boy done good Romesh Ranganathan remembers his student days listening to rap and MCing on his pirate radio show I did MCing and we ran a pirate radio station from our bedrooms Romesh Ranganathan

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WAS a proper wannabe rude boy,’ comedian Romesh Ranganathan tells me, chuckling at himself. The 38-year-old is reminiscing about his time studying maths and economics at Birkbeck in London and throughout our conversation he is self-deprecating, almost to a fault, considering he is one of Britain’s most in-demand comics. ‘I was really pathetic,’ he continues. ‘I did MCing and we ran a pirate radio station from our bedrooms. ‘You know people trying to be rebels? It was sort of like that, we thought we were cool. ‘I reckon we must have had about four listeners before we disbanded.’ Still laughing, he tells me he had posters of rappers on his wall, adding: ‘I had a Nike cap on, Jordans. ‘Obsessed with trainers, baggy clothes. All that crap.’ But, unfortunately for him, his gangster style didn’t protect him against the odd prank. He tells me: ‘When I was in first year I was in halls of residence. ‘You know you have a shared bathroom and toilet? ‘Some of my mates came in and put curry sauce down the inside of the toilet so it looked like someone had used it. ‘Then they knocked on the doors of everyone else and told everyone that I was the one who did it but was too embarrassed to say. ‘So when I came out and saw it, I said I didn’t know how this had happened, but no-one believed me –

it was horrendous.’ Once out of uni, and presumably with his Run-DMC look behind him, he put his degree to use, first going into finance (which he didn’t find rewarding enough) and then into teaching secondary school children, which he looks back on with fondness despite some challenging circumstances. ‘I taught at two schools,’ he tells me. ‘I taught at a really nice school and I was head of sixth form there and then I thought I wanted to do something a bit more challenging. ‘So I went to a school that had just come out of special measures and took over the sixth form there. ‘It was really difficult. The kids were really hard to even get sat down in lessons, but they had really difficult backgrounds so you couldn’t really blame them. ‘They had such difficult home lives so if they were playing up at school you’d think “I totally get it – they’ve not got any structure at home”. ‘It was difficult and challenging, but you wouldn’t get upset about it because you’d think “I’m glad you’re at school in the first place”.’ He describes himself as being ‘OK’ in front of the children but adds: ‘Every other aspect of the job I was appalling at, it was pretty bad. ‘I did really like it but I was terrible at paperwork and staying organised. They are constantly moving the goal posts of what is expected.’ While still teaching maths, he would test out his material at his dad’s pub, where he ran a monthly stand-up night. Once the children heard about it though, they flocked to watch Mr

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Ranganathan practise his ten minute routines. ‘Some months it was like an assembly,’ he finishes. I ask whether, rather that going straight into work, he considered the seemingly compulsory gap year experience, but he admits he is a man of creature comforts. While his brother and friends went travelling he didn’t fancy it. ‘Backpacking never really interested me,’ he says. ‘I like the idea of going to different countries [but] if I wanted to do it I would want to stay in the best places. I’m pathetic when it comes to slumming it.’ He adds: ‘When I was at university they sent us to Hungary for a European student festival. ‘We ended up staying in a YMCA in Budapest and I was utterly miserable. I had to share a room with some t**t who was unbearable.’ Ironic then that a show about him travelling around Sri Lanka to learn more about his heritage would prove such a hit – partly thanks to Ranganathan, partly because it is a good travel documentary and partly down to his hilariously straighttalking mother. A second series of the show, Asian Provocateur, has just been shot and this time, mother Shanthi has come along for the ride.

‘Basically she was in the first one and unfortunately people liked her,’ Ranganathan jokes. ‘I think if I had done the second series without her it would have been a nightmare and, I suspect, if I had decided to do it without her, they would have said “We’re going to do a series just with her”. ‘I feel I’m riding on her coat-tails.’ This time round, the pair will travel further to speak to even more relatives, including some Ranganathan didn’t know existed a year ago. ‘We’ve got family all over the world,’ he explains. ‘My dad had eight brothers and they all emigrated to different countries and my dad was the only one who decided to settle in England. ‘My mum had always wanted to get to know our relatives in North America but doesn’t like travelling on her own – she won’t get on a plane on her own. ‘So she had this idea of us going together. So you do a trip across America, which is great, but you’re doing it with your mum. I understand that if you’re like 11, but I’m an adult.’ He admits to me he has some regrets over not learning more about his heritage when he was younger and says his family around the world are ‘better, almost universally, at being in touch with their Sri Lankan heritage’ than he is.

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He isn’t exactly sure why that is but says: ‘We are the only ones who settled in England. My mum and dad didn’t want to teach us Tamil, and when you get older who the hell wants to learn another language? It just fell by the wayside. ‘Because we didn’t need to learn about the culture we didn’t but then later on you realise it would have been nice to have been more in touch with it.’ So what did he learn on his sixweek trip with his mum? ‘I thought I was somebody who doesn’t like being taken away from creature comforts and that is still true... so I haven’t learnt anything about myself, it’s just confirmation of what I already knew,’ he says. ‘It was nice to get to know family members and it was a massive test of my relationship with my mother. ‘If you can imagine six weeks non-stop with your mum, that is going to push the relationship to the absolute limits.’ Now back in England, he has returned to his day job, touring his live show, Irrational, which explores his contrary view on life. ‘When I started writing the show it was sort of like my take on different things,’ he explains. ‘I found I disagreed with what my friends thought or what my wife thought about things. It’s my look at the world – oh god that sounds so

w**ky but yeh that’s it. ‘When I was expressing a view, invariably the audience didn’t agree with me so it’s sort of pushing the logic on different things. For example with Starbucks, everybody is anti-Starbucks now and I’m pro it so it’s sort of things like that.’ I ask him whether he’s been getting free lattes for praising the company. ‘No,’ he says in mock anger. ‘That’s the main reason I talk about anything really. I try to mention various bits and pieces on TV and on shows but so far I don’t get anything free. It’s a joke. ‘I’m not one of those people who’s ethical about it, I will exploit the

situation as much as possible and get as much free s**t as I can.’ The tour, which has already been running for some time as we speak, will mark his first foray into the lucrative DVD market. I ask him whether he is excited. With his ever-preset honesty and bluntness he says no. ‘It’s nice to do it and I hope people like it,’ he adds. ‘With things like that it’s not excitement, you just want it to be good. So

as soon as someone says “You’re going to do a DVD,” you think “Great” and you start thinking “Oh god, I hope it’s good”. ‘Then I started visualising onestar Amazon reviews saying “I hope this is the end of him”. Asian Provocateur begins October 12 on BBC Three and the Irrational tour runs till December 8. For a chance to win a copy of the Irrational DVD, out November 21, turn to p33.

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In Style

November 2016

True fashionistas look fantastic even if they’re lazing on the sofa

Cool outfits for chill time

T’S all well and good dressing up for the big occasions but dedicated fashion fans look great 100 per cent of the time. And who’s the greatest exponent of this? It’s Sleeping Beauty, of course. The lazy so-and-so has been napping for years but still opted for a stunning

Women’s lounging around

Men’s lounging around

Jess says: ‘I adore this hoodie. The appliqué detail adds so much. Paired with these zipped leggings and the cute slippers this is the perfect chill-out outfit.’

Jess says: ‘The offwhite colour of this hoodie is a staple for AW16. The joggers are chosen for the comfort factor, and the trainers inject a bit of colour.’

Zip detail leggings, £14.99 from New Look Grey hoodie, £30 from Topshop Animal slipper, £12 from River Island

Hoodie, £25 from River Island Joggers, £30 from River Island High sneaks, £270 from Furla

Women’s popping out

Men’s popping out

Jess says: ‘Culottes are my new fave staple and these ones are comfy but chic, especially paired with these pastel pink slip-on trainers. The top in this look pulls it all together.’

Jess says: ‘The distressed look of these jeans bring a relaxed vibe. I love pairing a zip-up hoodie with a plain white t-shirt and the trainers give comfort and style.’

Baggy top, £15 from Pretty Little Thing Culottes, £28 from Very Disco platform trainers, £30 from Office

Camel hoodie, £14 from New Look Distressed jeans, £45 from River Island Adidas Cloudfoam Race Shoes, £49.95 from adidas.co.uk

off-the shoulder, floor-length dress with an added gold tiara to finish off the look. To help you nail the chilled-out style, The University Paper’s fashion expert, YouTuber and Manchester Metropolitan student Jess Ratchford, has picked out some killer outfits in which even the world’s greatest slob can look incredible.

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Pink Bomber £65 64k30kpnk Off white textured sweater £22 52p02mecr Black fleck cropped trousers £38 88d47mblk White leather Suede trainer £65 97d74lwht Calvin Klein Tube Socks £18 52c14mwht Grey Snapback £15 56j48ngry

It’s your first week at Uni and your busting to get started and meet loads of new people and start partying as well as studying… Occasionally. But what does one wear? Go too dressy and you have to keep up the charade that you’re a real functioning human being for the whole three years, and while that may seem easy now just wait until day three of fresher’s and you’ll think its perfectly

THE FIRST DAY This is thee outfit you want to wear to really start the new term as you mean to go on. With the right balance of smart, casual and cool, you’ll be hitting it off with everyone from Tutors to the hotties down in the Student union. Go bold with this dusty pink bomber and let everyone know you are one to watch. Paired with the casual sweater and smart cropped trousers you’ll effortlessly make the right impression.

acceptable to head into a 9am lecture in a bath robe and your old karate shorts. Never fear for Topman is here to help, and like any clever student you know how to copy something but make it look like your own work, so were giving you full permission to take our essential freshers looks and say you came up with them entirely by yourself. Well done you on such a stylish start to the year.

Food & Drink

November 2016

Cupboard basics W for food rookies

We show you the ingredients to stock up on and what you can do with them ONIONS: A peel essential

Even if you have barely anything else in your cupboards, you can make a hearty, freshers’ flu-fighting meal out of onions. All you need to do is add them to a pan of butter, cook until they’re soft, pour in some beef stock and seasoning and bring the whole thing to a boil. Et voila – a nourishing French onion soup to warm you up.

GARLIC: Smelly but necessary

You can quite easily make a filling meal out of just some garlic, spaghetti and olive oil. Boil the spaghetti in a pot until soft and fry the garlic in some olive oil in a separate pan. Tip the spaghetti into the pan of garlic and oil and stir the whole thing. You’ll be left with a surprisingly filling, cheap and tasty meal.

POTATOES: In spuds we trust

If you’re craving a quick and easy midnight snack but the freezer’s empty and the shops are shut, you can save yourself a trip to the kebab shop by making a batch of flavoursome potato wedges. Wash the potatoes and cut them into as many wedges as you think you can eat, then dip them into a bowl of seasoning to give them an extra kick. Stick them in the oven and coat them lightly with oil. Within half an hour you’ll have the perfect finger food to eat in front of the telly.

HEN it comes to things students miss while living away from home, a fridge full of mould-free snacks often comes top of the list. There are weeks when you’re so busy socialising and studying (not to mention skint) that the thought of buying enough groceries to fill your cupboard fills you with dread. But no-one except a particularly gung-ho Masterchef contestant

BAKED BEANS: A real trump card

If you’re stuck inside, hungover, with no greasy food to ease the pain, baked beans can help you out. Stick them in a pan and while they’re heating up, toss a slice of bread in. The beans will reduce around the bread while it soaks up the sauce, resulting in some greasy, beany bread to cure your hangover.

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BREAD: Get bready to crumble

Even if your loaf is dried out and stale, you can get more life out of it by using it to make croutons. Tear the bread into small chunks, drizzle some oil onto a baking tray, sprinkle some salt and spread your bread chunks evenly onto the tray. Bake for around ten minutes and your croutons will come out golden and ready to be sprinkles on to a salad.

wants to start making dinner and find they have nothing in except chillies, cocoa powder and vodka. That’s why TUP have picked out some trusty cupboard essentials you can buy in bulk now, with easy recipe ideas, to make those days when you think you have nothing to cook a little easier. Forget beans on toast and jacket potatoes – these ideas will have your housemates begging you to share a plate.

CUP SOUP: A hug in a mug

Any meal you can eat without cutlery or a plate is good, especially when you’re ill. Simply having cup soups in your cupboard will ward off starvation and they’re so quick to make and eat, you might as well stock up on a few sachets. Add some pepper, mushrooms and peas to your finished product to make the soup more exciting.

SEASONING: To spice things up

CARBS: The pre-club kings

Pasta can be a lifesaver as part of a pre-night out meal, lining the stomach and giving you an energy boost. You can make a hearty dish in minutes with pasta, Brussels sprouts and cream. Boil the pasta in a pan of water, then slice the Brussels sprouts into thin pieces and fry. Drain and add the pasta to the Brussels sprouts and pour

on the cream, which will also help line your stomach. If you’ve got no pasta, rice is also a great carb to have to hand. Simply heat some oil in a wok, whisk in some eggs and stir in cooked rice for a DIY egg fried rice fresher than you’ll find in a takeaway. Dried rice and pasta will keep for ages, especially if you transfer into an airtight container.

The humble parsley can be used as a substitute for many pricier, fancier herbs and goes particularly well with mushrooms, pasta, chicken and fish. Salt can be used as more than just seasoning. You can sprinkle it in your coffee to enhance the flavour, add it to water to make it boil more quickly or put it in your milk to keep it fresh for longer. Pepper is a quick and easy way to spice up a bland meal such as our friend the cup soup. Just remember: You can always add more, but you can’t take it out once it’s in there.

CHOPPED TOMATOES: Tins of fun

VEGGIE OIL: For sticky situations

It’s risky to cook pretty much anything in a pan without adding a splash of oil first. It’s handy for flavour and for its non-stick properties. You can also wipe your grater with to make cheese less clumpy, or add it to container lids to stop them getting stuck. Scientists have suggested vegetable oil is healthier to cook with than other oils.

Many dishes have tomato as their base, from pasta sauce and curry to caserole. You could even just plonk a plum tomato on your toast. But you can’t go wrong with a hearty tomato soup. All you need is some onion and your tins of tomatoes. Stick the onions and tomatoes in a blender with some milk and whiz away. Then warm in a pan and you’ve got a lovely winter meal that can compete with your central heating.

TUNA: Any-fin is possible

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Meet the spider spin doctor the public and talk about the animals and work the zoo does. The Friendly Spider Programme was already running at the time, and I volunteered to help on that. I saw the work they did and became interested.

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Arachnophile John shows eight legs can be friendly in his hypnotherapy role

S an expert in hypnosis, you have the potential to persuade people to do all sorts of crazy things. While some use their talents for entertainment, John Clifford is using his for good. He works at London Zoo, running the Friendly Spider Programme, which was put in place to help cure people with fears of the eightlegged creatures. John tells TUP about his creepy but kind job... I have always been interested in animals. I was particularly interested in creepy crawlies, so from a young age I had a small understanding of how they work and how people relate to them. I have been working specifically with spiders since the Friendly Spider Programme, but I have been interested in them all my life. As a

You don’t tend to get bunny rabbits hopping around your living room, but you do get spiders, which can be scary kid, I would sit in the garden and watch spiders making webs and hunting. It’s a strange occupation to a lot of people. I started as a volunteer at London Zoo. I would work with

I decided to take a course on hypnotherapy. During the course I learned how to deal with people and was taught the relevant skills for hypnotherapy. To some extent, you learn on the job as well. I completed the course and got the right certificates and diplomas. Then the guy who was running the Friendly Spider Programme retired, so I took over. The programme has now been running for 23 years. I have only been working on it for the last 16 years, since 2000. I still love it, it’s great. The programme was started by an American chap called Robert Farago. He approached London Zoo and suggested the idea as a possibility for a programme, and they did a test run and it went very well.

The course is a combination of a whole range of techniques. For the first part of the course, we use cognitive behavioural therapy techniques. The hypnotherapy we use is a general relaxation induction to get people into a hypnotic trance. Then we do direct suggestion, which is where we tell them explicitly to be safe and calm with spiders. Then we do some relaxation stuff. By taking them to a relaxing place in their minds, it has a calming effect. Then we do what is called a visualisation system. Which is where we get them to visualise putting their fears into a cloud, and the cloud gets darker and drifts away and takes their fears away. We reinforce that again with more positive suggestions, and get them to go through a scenario in their minds of where they wouldn’t be frightened of spiders. We do a brief wrap up at the end, and reinforcement again to get them in a positive state and then bring them out of the hypnotic state. Our success rate for last year was 98 per cent on the day. We see around 40 people at each session and we run seven sessions in a year.

The success rate is improved over the years. When I say success, I mean they are able to capture a spider in a pot with a piece of card. If they can do that calmly by the end of the day, that’s our pass mark. It’s difficult to understand why British people are scared of spiders. Because, certainly in the UK, there are no dangerous spiders whatsoever, despite what is occasionally reported in the papers. No-one dies from spider bites in the UK, it just doesn’t happen. It seems to be partly cultural to be scared of spiders. I think part of it is spiders are one of the few larger noticeable parts of the outside world that invade our space in our homes. You don’t tend to get bunny rabbits hopping around your living room. But you do get spiders coming in and they are very obvious and fast, and that can be a bit unnerving. It’s interesting because as far as we can tell, the UK has one of the highest, if not the highest, rates of arachnophobia in the world. Other countries, where they have more potentially dangerous spiders, generally have a much lower percentage of

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OUSE hunting tends to be a long and stressful process. Understandably you just want to get a place for next year secured sooner rather than later. However this sense of urgency can be taken advantage of by sneaky estate agents and landlords, which is where some students come unstuck. TUP have devised a selection of tips for savvy students to bear in mind during those viewings.

before Christmas, as the likelihood is that students will end up paying more with less choice.’ Has your landlord been checked?

Most university towns will have an organisation similar to Unipol which helps students choose a good standard of housing, you can speak to your student union about your local housing body. Nicola said: ‘Students should look for an accredited property.’

Choose your time wisely

Timing is almost as important as the place itself. Nicola Brown from Unipol, a charity which helps students rent accommodation, said: ‘When searching for houses with friends we advise not to rush into anything

Full house: Pick housemates carefully, you’ll have to live together

Don’t play housemate bingo As you’ll know from the game of luck, picking something at random is never the quickest way to a full house. Nicola said: ‘Think carefully about who to share with as friendship groups can change in the first few months of uni. A friend to

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Nicola Brown from Leeds-based charity Unipol shares some tips on what to do when viewing a potential property. It’s all about the confidence Be confident when you go on a viewing, don’t be shy to ask questions and challenge fees – it’s their job to negotiate. Check they are reputable Are they members of the Unipol Code or an equivalent code in your city? Speak to your student union about how to go about checking this. Pick your priorities Decide beforehand on the essentials and where you are prepared to compromise. Play the field Compare prices and standards by viewing a few properties with different landlords and agencies. Chat to tenants If the existing tenants are there take the opportunity to ask them about the property, if the property is poor, they will be honest.

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Super new era kicks off

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N 1992, British football was changed forever when the biggest teams broke from the Football League to form what is now known as the Premier League. It brought a new level of professionalism, improved facilities and, of course, more money. Now the big names in university rugby union have gone a similar way, escaping the previous Northern and Southern leagues to form the BUCS Super League. The exciting new competition will see the best eight men’s teams from England and Wales compete on a weekly basis with a grand final taking place at Twickenham Stadium in March. The university squads – Bath, Cardiff Met, Durham, Exeter, Hartpury College, Leeds Beckett, Loughborough and Northumbria – will regularly play at rugby Premiership grounds including Exeter Chiefs’ Sandy Park. Darren Fearn, head of rugby at Northumbria, said: ‘The BUCS Super League is a great opportunity to play top quality rugby, progressing on the rugby ladder while also getting a strong academic side. All the performance sports really push that at Northumbria, you push both angles and then you can have a degree and the chance to play professional rugby, which a lot of players have done in the past.’ For the students it is a chance to catch the eye of Premiership teams, especially with some of the big TV channels potentially showing the games and some matches being streamed online. Leeds Beckett captain Josh Longson said: ‘It’s our dream to go professional, and the BUCS Super League is putting us in the shop window more than anything.’ Bath captain Will Britton added: ‘With the new format that we have in BUCS Super Rugby, I think there is a higher level of exposure for the players, bigger crowds and more people watching, potentially it going on the internet as well. ‘The players themselves will have so many more eyes on them, if they do well, if they do badly – so let’s hope they play well. ‘There are more people to watch, so that can only raise your game. ‘We’re definitely excited by TV, starting from an early age you always want to play on TV, whether that is playing for your favourite club, or playing for your university, it’s just exciting times all round with the amount of exposure we’ll have.’ The league, which was launched at Twickenham Stadium, has been organised by BUCS with help from rugby governing body, the RFU. It marks an exciting time of investment from the RFU, who have just announced a partnership

Grateful eight: The captains at the launch of the BUCS Super League at Twickenham Stadium

November 2016

IN BRIEF

Rio medals net Lough Sports Uni Of The Year Loughborough has been crowned University Of The Year For Sport. The institution won the The Times and Sunday Times Good University Guide Award after 42 medals were won at the Olympic and Paralympic Games by athletes linked to the university. John Steele, executive director of sport at Loughborough, said: ‘Regardless of ability we provide a sporting experience that is aimed at enjoyment and reaching personal potential. We are particularly proud of the part we played in the recent successes of GB athletes in Rio.’ Alastair McCall, editor of STGUG, said: ‘Where would we be without Loughborough and its outstanding athletes and training facilities?’

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There are no easy games and every week is a quarter-final

Will Britton, Bath captain

You look at the fixture list and there’s not an easy one

Ryan Roach, Cardiff Met captain

Pitting yourself against these guys is going to be a challenge

Buchan Richardson, Durham captain

We’ll be looking at every single game as a knock-out

Simon Linsell, Exeter vice-captain

Former Manchester United midfielder Park Ji-sung has joined De Montfort University’s international MA in management, law and humanities of sport this year. The South Korean Premier League winner will be joining dozens of other new students on the course, and he will be hoping to improve his understanding of football ‘around the pitch’. He said: ‘One of my colleagues said it had been a great experience and though many players go into coaching or management, I wanted to improve my knowledge of football around the pitch and then perhaps work in the South Korean Tom Gellatly football league.’

Hat-trick for Bath sevens

We just need to step it up, focus every week

Sebastian Negri, Hartpury captain

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The BUCS Super League is putting us in the shop window

Josh Longson, Leeds Beckett captain

with 15 universities and a pledge to invest £220,000 into strengthening the game within the higher education sector. Keith Fleming, University of Exeter coach, said: ‘The RFU and BUCS working in partnership is definitely helping move the programme forward. The RFU

The boys are absolutely buzzing to be in the league

Isaac Miller, Loughborough captain

have come in with a raft of support packages for the universities involved which is helpful, and between them we’re going to make steps forward.’ The future of the league is unknown, but is, without doubt, exciting for the teams involved. ‘Some university rugby players

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Everyone is a tough team and it’s relentless

Oli Robinson, Northumbria captain

are some of the best around and hopefully people will be able to see that,’ said Exeter vice-captain Simon Linsell. ‘BUCS and the RFU have worked really hard to make this vision come true, and it wouldn’t have happened without them, so there’s a lot to thank them for making this a reality.’

Team Bath grabbed a dramatic win in front of 13,500 spectators to claim the Red Bull Uni 7s for the third year in a row. The University of Bath men’s rugby team touched down in the dying seconds to beat Cardiff Metropolitan University 21-17. The entertaining match, which was played during half-time of a Premiership game between Bath and Worcester Warriors at The Rec, was clinched by James Catlin who was set up by Levi Davis. The competition saw national champions from England, Wales, Italy, France, Brazil and the USA take on each other, with Americans Lindenwood claiming third.