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, HADRIAN’S BRAWL (GLASGOW ROLLER DERBY)
3. Local star Lulu is so named as she owns two toilets.
5. Whilst the deep fried Mars bar was actually invented in Aberdeen, Glasgow famously gave us the braised Twix.
Flattrackstats reckons both today’s games are going to be close. Who or what should we look out for? We expect that both games will be a good watch and even more enjoyable to play. Tactics and players to look out for? Hmm... well, that would be our entire team. We rely on all our players. Glasgow are a league who work together to support each other and be the strongest we can be. #WeAreGRD Do you have any other plans (apart from the game) for your trip to the Brighton area? We’re looking forward to sunshine, ice creams and maybe a skate along the prom. Hopefully the summer weather in Southern England will not disappoint. The teams have booked to stay in Brighton so maybe in the evening we can show off our really impressive ‘tactics’ on the dance floor. Finally, any message for the Glasgow fans in today’s crowd? It would be lovely to hear some “Hey Ho Glasgow” chants in the crowd, and we know our A-team are excited to be able to settle in and cheer on our Maidens, as they’re usually busy preparing to play the second game (or being impartial volunteers). TL
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2. Ships built in Glasgow include the Cutty Sark and the Millennium Falcon.
4. In 1986 an American businessman tried to buy the River Clyde and move it to Kentucky.
A-TEAMS (WFTDA*) BRIGHTON 252nd (546.6) GLASGOW 283rd (529.5)
1. Glasgow was founded by a cartoon dog from 1960s TV.
BRIGHTON A GIVEN 74% CHANCE OF VICTORY AND 45:34 DIFFERENTIAL SUGGESTS CIRCA 180-136
GLASGOW
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B-TEAMS (EUROPE) BRIGHTON 234th (418.6) GLASGOW 211th (431.6)
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GLASGOW B GIVEN 53% CHANCE OF VICTORY AND 51:49 DIFFERENTIAL SUGGESTS CIRCA 153-147
You hosted the Rockers way back in April 2013. Any recollections of that? Sadly none of our team have any recollections to share about our previous game with Brighton. We can say however that both our A and B-teams are hugely looking forward to our trip to (hopefully) sunny Brighton for today’s event.
Do you know much about the current Brighton players at all? Any tactics that you will be looking out for? Here in Glasgow we keep our canny eyes on the opposition to make sure we don’t underestimate them. We’ll be sure to look out for any loose pebbles from the beach which might stick in our skates.
STATS ARE AS OF 20/05/19 • *NB FTS USES UNOFFICIAL WFTDA RANKINGS • OFFICIALLY GLASGOW ARE 267TH AND BRIGHTON ARE 268TH SUGGESTING A MUCH CLOSER GAME
Hi there. For anyone reading this magazine who might not know of GRD, can you tell us a little about your league? Glasgow Roller Derby is the fourth oldest roller derby league in the UK. Founded as Glasgow Roller Girls in 2007, we were Scotland’s first ever derby league. The team continued to grow and develop over the next four years to become a fully competitive WFTDA league. 2012 was a big year for GRD and saw us rebrand as Glasgow Roller Derby and host our first ever tournament, Chaos on the Clyde, which will be making a return (seven years on) in August this year. So at the moment we are preparing for Chaos on the Clyde #2 which promises to be an exciting weekend of competitive roller derby. Over the last decade and a bit Glasgow Roller Derby has moved from strength to strength, building and rebuilding our team. We can’t wait to see what the future has in store for us!
Hang on a minute Turn Left, you said you weren’t doing any more magazines? No, we said we would only do them for special occasions and what could be more special than a Rockers Fringe event? Also, it’s not a magazine, but a trifold A3 leaflet and we never said anything about not doing any of those! We’re not really sure how well it’s going to work (new format, new design, new printing company) but hopefully it looks OK and people in neck braces aren’t too inconvenienced by the sideways bits. This is a more viable way (not least because the lower cost means less ads needed) for us to put something out for at least some Rockers home events. We’ve tried to cram as much as possible into the reduced space, so you’ll find full previews of today’s games, an interview with cover star Go Go Gozer, Rockers’ reflections on the recent triple win trip to the Netherlands, and much (a bit) more. Have a read and as ever... GO ROCKERS! TL