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Are you a true Vancouverite?

Experienced rain for two weeks straight Paid too much for rent Had a late- night snack at Duffin’s Donuts

Did the Vancouver Sun Run

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Rode the SkyTrain with no hands

Have the classic “VANCITY” T-shirt tucked away somewhere

Know the difference between the Millennium and the Expo Line Saw a goose family crossing

Own more than three umbrellas

Complained about cyclists or bad drivers Watched the sunset at English Bay Pronounces it “Vang-couver,” not Van-couver

Saw the Gastown steam clock whistle and gave zero fucks Talked about the weather with someone today

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Biked the Seawall

Own a Patagonia sweater

Went thrift shopping in Chinatown

Avoided eye contact with hanging dongs at Wreck Beach Rambled about fitness, eating healthy or being a vegan

Discussed Bonnie Henry restrictions with family or friends Complained how boring the city is in comparison to Hooked up at Stanley Park

Rode the wooden roller coaster at Playland Developed trust issues from riding TransLink

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