ARE YOU A TRUE VANCOUVERITE? Experienced rain for two weeks straight
Paid too much for rent
Had a latenight snack at Duffin’s Donuts
Did the Vancouver Sun Run
Rode the SkyTrain with no hands
Have the classic “VANCITY” T-shirt tucked away somewhere
Saw a goose family crossing
Pronounces it “Vang-couver,” not Van-couver
Saw the Gastown steam clock whistle and gave zero fucks
Talked about the weather with someone today
Know the difference between the Millennium and the Expo Line
Own more than three umbrellas
Biked the Seawall
Own a Patagonia sweater
Complained about cyclists or bad drivers
Watched the sunset at English Bay
Went thrift shopping in Chinatown
Avoided eye contact with hanging dongs at Wreck Beach
Rambled about fitness, eating healthy or being a vegan
Discussed Bonnie Henry restrictions with family or friends
Complained how boring the city is in comparison to ________
Hooked up at Stanley Park
Rode the wooden roller coaster at Playland
Developed trust issues from riding TransLink
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