OFFICIAL MAGAZINE OF CARDIFF UNIVERSITY ATHLETIC UNION
Undod
Unity - Est. 2011w
VARSITY SPecial Issue 02 MARCH 2011
Contents // 02
WELCOME // JACK PERKINS other. Varsity is a day when the entire student body, the Athletic Union and the University unite to defeat our arch rivals from Swansea and we are delighted to have the Millennium Stadium and Welsh Institute of Sport on board to hold this epic event. What better reason to buy your ticket and tshirt and join us for the day?! Just a quick reminder; Varsity veterans will know the drill but for all you Varsity virgins out there remember these top tips (they are a serious challenge):
Sportsmen & women of Cardiff! After the success of our first ever issue of Undod there was potential we would fail to follow it up...but what better way than to celebrate Varsity! We have compiled team sheets for everyone competing on the day at the Varsity Games and also details for The Welsh Varsity Rugby Match. This year we have a fantastic array of sports on show, from tae kwon do to the Welsh Boat race to celebrate our 15th anniversary. For many of us this is the one event in our sporting calendar that stands out more than any
1. Don’t peak too soon. Spread your drinking throughout the day. There’s a long time before the Lash! 2. Remember to refuel. Food is key to the success of your day. 3. Peer pressure is not cool. You don’t need to streak… honest. 4.
Have an amazing time!!
Muchos love, Jacky- P xx
WHAT'S INSIDE
3 Venues 4 Teams 6 23Survival Guide 24 GET YOUR CHANT ON! Overview of the Day How the day will pan out...
Millenium Stadium and The Welsh Institute of Sport explained.
AU EXEC JACK PERKINS Wanna be King aupresident@cardiff.ac.uk
LEAH PICKERING Fire Cracker
HANNAH MORRIS Spesh
CRAIGER SOLOMANS Team Bitch
PENNY CHALLANS Jaegar Master
TIM ELVIDGE ...Medic
ANDREW HOWELLS Penny’s Babysitter
BEN LUDFORD Who...?
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Team sheets and match day information.
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Timetable // 03
Plan for the day... Indoor Games and Welsh Institute for Sport Badminton Netball Men’s Fencing Ladies Fencing Ladies Basketball Men’s Squash Ladies Squash Men’s Basketball Tae Kwon Do
WIS – Main Hall WIS – Main Hall WIS – Upper Hall WIS – Upper Hall WIS – Main Hall WIS – Squash Courts WIS – Squash Courts WIS – Main Hall WIS - Dojo
9.30am 11.30am 1.30pm 1.30pm 1.30pm 1.30pm 1.30pm 3.00pm 3.00pm
Outdoor Games at Welsh Institue for Sport Ladies Hockey Men’s Football Men’s Hockey
WIS – Hockey Astro WIS – Main Pitch WIS – Hockey Astro
2.00pm 2.30pm 4.00pm
Pontcanna Pitches Ultimate Frisbee Men’s Lacrosse Freshers Rugby IMG Football Ladies Football Ladies Rugby Ladies Lacrosse
Pontcanna - Pitch 4 Pontcanna – Pitch 3 Pontcanna – Pitch 1 Pontcanna – Pitch 2 Pontcanna – Pitch 2 Pontcanna – Pitch 1 Pontcanna – Pitch 3
11.00am 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.00pm 2.30pm 2.30pm 2.30pm
The Welsh Boat Race - Rowing Novice Women Novice Men Senior Women Senior Men
Channel View Channel View Channel View Channel View
2.15pm 3.15pm 4.15pm 5.15pm
Alternative Locations for Additional Sports
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Ladies Tennis Men’s Tennis Sailing Cardiff
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Castle Castle Yacht Club
1.00pm 1.00pm 10.00am
The Milenium Stadium Men’s Rugby
STADIUM DUH!
7.30pm
Des Spiz
t: 0 7814
BADMINTON// 06
BADMINTON James Mignanelli (Captain) Dominic Brown Nic Strange Wai Lim Phillip Nicholls Richard Townsend
Jess Shotton Charlotte Wigston (Captain) Sian Houdmont Jo Ha Olivia Payne Tess Hayden
WIS MAIN HALL - 9:30AM
NETBALL Club of the month////07 07
netball Amy Cooper (Captain) Lara Heywood Patience Lewis Nicole Goddard Rachel Keable Stephanie May Ellie Hughes Emilie Parker-Smith Lowri Evans Melissa Tallon Gabbie Rand Emma Thomas Lydia Jones
WIS MAIN HALL - 11:30AM
FENCING// 08
FENCING Natasha Lewis-Oliver Lucy Ridsdale Natalie Brown (Captain) Bethan Amphlett Abi Difford Jo Chen
James Thorneycroft (Captain) Chris Wild Zach Clabon Nick Land Andrew McCleod Olly Ludovino
WIS UPPER HALL - 1:30PM
CLEARY THIS AIN’T FENCING, BUT WHAT A FANTASTIC PICTURE!!!
Club of the month // 07 BASKETBALL // 09
BASKETBALL Constantina Koniali (Captain) Emily Shanahan Frankie Fair Lisi Fritz Becky Roberts Laura Bofarull Alice Closer Kirst White Sommer Blackman Katy Jones-Atkinson
Indrek Bauer Daniel Chapko Gurts Dobilis Tom Friend Sam Jones Vesa Kahilampi (Captain) Konstantinos Kritikos Georgi Lokmadzhiev Vladislav Nedzveckij Ioan Nickson Anthony Olowo-Ofayoku Hal Oreck
WIS MAIN HALL 2.00PM LADIES 4:00PM MEN’S
TAE KWON DO // 10
TAE KWON DO Oliver Mather (Captain) Adam Gaunt Assane Sow Stephen Clesham Katherine Jawed Jess Philips Gareth Davies Muhammed Mazlan Kevin Fanichet Rebekah Alexander Sarah Farthing Michael Perks Xinze Xiong
WIS DOJO - 3:00PM
HOCKEY// 11
HOCKEY Kat Morris Rachael Goddard (Captain) Nicole Morrow Hanna Davies Jen Tilbury Martha Hunt Katrina Rye Jo Mardell Beth Blair Sophie Clayton Jemma Winterbottom Charlotte Lloyd Sarah Barrat Charlie Lewis Rebecca Gatehouse
Andy Hughes Gareth Needham Ultan Watson Richard Hesketh Morgan Parrack Todd Freeman Sam Tasker-Grindley Phill Wilkinson James Howard James Gough (Captain) Felix Flower Huw Procter Sam Snitch
WIS ASTRO 1:00PM LADIES 3:00PM MEN’S
MENS FOOTBALL // 12
men’s Football Calum Brennan Huw Corne Rory Crawford Tom Ford Aled Griffith Rob Gurnett Caio Iwan Lloyd Jenkins (Captian)
James McEvoy Rupert Murray Andrew Palmer Oli Sherwood Elliot Thomas George Williams Al Winkler
WIS MAIN PITCH - 2:30PM
ULTIMATE FRISBEE// 13
ULTIMATE FRISBEE Joshua Coxon Kelly (Captain) Samuel Bowen Gavin Roberts Stephen Miller Thomas Kelly Simon Dunst Ian King Kei Matsumoto Athelstan Holt Michael Walters Rhys Evans Oliver Gray Edward Foster
PONTCANNA PITCH 4 - 11:00AM
LACROSSE// 14
LACROSSE Thomas Stringer (Catptain) Charlie Quarry Thomas Gillingham Oliver Raban Ben Cornish David Austin Ceri Hill Paris Halkes-Welstead Quin Taylor Huw Cox Elliot May Joakim Schuwer Alister Roberts Oliver Clayton Thomas Stoneman Phil Pexton Nathan Harding Oliver Gardner
Morgan Finlayson Jen Nuttall Harriet Bartlett Rosie Scott Naomi Stageman Jemma Williams Jess Hall Georgie Saunders Anna Tomlinson (Captain) Philippa Tyler Catherine Brookes Sarah Jones Emily Cecil
PONTCANNA PITCH 3 MEN’S 12:30PM LADIES 2:30PM
FRESHERS RUGBY// 15
MEN’S FRESHER’S RUGBY Ben Royds Ben Campbell Rob Hookway Alex Palmer Sam Thorpe Joe Coughlin Morgan Browne (Captain) Andrew Goodbourn Alex Devereux Mathew Purcell Pat Dawson Seb Aguilar Alex Crashaw Daffyd Williams David Southcombe Tom Brown Lowe Ben Campbell Jamie Rawlinson Laurie Miller Ben Allen Mat DeCouto Ben Lawrence Lloyd Davies Matt Pritchard Liam Raymond Tom Sanderson Jordan van Lou George Gauntlet
PONTCANNA PITCH 1 1.00PM
LADIES FOOTBALL// 16
LADIES Football Fliss Carroll Lucy Lazarus Mel West Hannah Mills Emily Davies Georgia Copsey Sophie Gidley (Captain) Suzanne Davies Beth Dale Hayley O’Brien Fran Dalton Zoe Masters
PONTCANNA PITCH 2 - 2:30PM
LADIES RUGBY// 17
LAdies rugby Emily Baird Kiri Shuttleworth Natasha Dickerson Tori Morgan Hannah Browne Maz Poynter Emma Fox Blanche Lumb Meg Tudor Sally Tuson Jenny Hawkins (Captain) Sarah Kilby Tazine Bouge Rosie Hutton Debbie Harper Heather Warick Claire Molloy Rose Hancock Emily Hutton Laura Sharpe
PONTCANNA PITCH 1 - 2:30PM
WELSH BOAT RACE // 18
The Welsh
NOVICE WOMEN Cox - Sarah Davies Helen Illif Sally Wilson Becky Morgan Beth Christie Sam Amos Beccy Girling Francesca Hinds Ellen Bright
NOVICE MEN Cox - Emily Evans Dom Breen-Turner Chris Morris Joshua Bugajski Shaun Howell Jeremy Littlejohn Rory Thompson Huw Davies Mike Ramselaar
NOVICE WOMEN 2:15PM NOVICE MEN 3:15PM
WELSH BOAT RACE// 19
Boat Race
SENIOR WOMEN Cox - Emma Fitzpatrick Amy Hill Phoebe Hall Cari Davies Laura Dentith (Captain) Jessica Wood Helen Roberts Sarah Goodison Sarah Faull
SENIOR MEN Cox – Anna Miles Ryan Price Tom Tilston Tom Allen Pete Robinson Frederick Hardman (Captain) Andy Warren Daniel Hart Vince DeLuca
SENIOR WOMEN 4:15PM SENIOR MEN 5:15PM
TENNIS// 20
tennis Alicia Goulding Lauren Clarke Emma Gordon (Captain) Emily Farley
Paul Goldhawk (Captain) Luke Dixon Dafydd Loughran Jon Pryce Tom Foster Ben Wylie
CARDIFF CASTLE TENNIS CLUB LADIES - 1:00PM MEN’S - 1:00PM
SAILING // 21
SAILING Jo Lucas (Captain) Tom Firth Becky Diamond Jess Cox Charlotte Kelham David Vale Georgie Andrew
CARDIFF YACHT CLUB - 12:00PM
the welsh varsity match // 22
the welsh varsity match // 23
MENS RUGBY 7:30PM MILLENNIUM STADIUM GATES OPEN AT 6:30PM
SURVIVAL GUIDE // 24
Sports teams!
Just a reminder...
win win win! Remember, we still need to bring home the Varsity shield. This is YOUR job!
SURVIVE! 1. Buy your ticket before the day. 2. Wear your tshirt. 3. Get your war paint on! 4. Learn your chants.
GET YOUR CHanT ON! // 25 Im Cardiff till I die, Im Cardiff till I die, I know I am, Im sure I am, Im Cardiff till I die! If I had the eye of an eagle, If I had the arse of a crow, I fly over Swansea tomorrow, And sh*t on the b*st*rds below.
Give me a D, Give me a E, Guve me a E, what do you get? INTO SWANSEA!
Your mother is your sister, Your father is your brother, You all f*@k each other, The Swansea Family!
Get your chant on! Que sera sera, Whatever will be will be You’re getting a sh!t degree, Que sera sera
Your dad works for my dad, yor dad works for my dad, la la la la hey! Two D’s and a swimming badge, Two D’s and a swimming badge, Two D’s and a swimming badge...repeat.
Swansea kids can’t read or write, You’re $h!+e, you’re $hi+e Swansea kids can’t read or write, Swansea you are $hi+£!
Swansea you are illegitimate, You ain’t got no birth certificate, You’ve got AIDs and can’t get rid of it, Swansea you are SH*T! When I say Swansea you say C*@T! 1. Swansea 2. C*@T 1. Swansea 2. C*@T 1. Swamsea Swansea Swansea 2. C*@T, C*@T, C*@T!
Swansea - more STD's than GCSE's