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how to be a perfect christian the babylon bee multnomah by daniel Gomes
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re you tired of “fighting the good fight” and “keeping the faith” without getting visible results? Do you feel frustrated and disheartened from running with perseverance the race set before you? Are you looking for an infallible way to obtain salvation without having to create a genuine relationship with God? Even if the answer is “not really,” the first literary work of satirical website The Babylon Bee is exactly the book you need to become the “perfect” Christian. How to Be a Perfect Christian is a genius satire on how an average, run-of-the-mill believer can become the perfect Christian – at least in the eyes of everyone else. In the style of 16 ISSUE #9
famous site The Babylon Bee, the book is an ironic and exaggerated guide to all who seek to reach the pinnacle of Christian perfection through religion and appearances.
