University Girl Fall 2021 - This Is Our Youth

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uizquizqu what’s your type?

Before you say that you don’t have a type, because you’re “not like other girls,” it’s time to break the news: that is a type in and of itself.

What is the #1 platform you prefer to communicate with? a. Text b. Snapchat c. Facetime d. Phone calls What is your go-to drink of choice? a. Red wine b. Iced coffee c. Diet Coke d. Tea or a refresher What is your love language? a. Words of affirmation b. Physical touch c. Quality time d. Act of service/receiving Which one gives you the most ick? a. Way too attached b. Randomly says very out of-pocket comments, so you just nervously laugh c. Talks about himself 90% of the time d. He has that one girl best friend… and he just HAS to take her call

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XOXO,UGIRL

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POV: he walks in the room with a backwards hat…wyd? a. Take the hat off and put it on your head b. Glare and look away c. Compare him to Squidward d. Tell him he looks hot When do they usually respond to you when you first start talking? a. 2-3 hours b. 1-3 business days on weekdays c. 30 minutes d. Immediately

What is your favorite cuddle position? a. Spooning b. Loosely tethered c. The pursuit (basically, you’re spooning him) d. The honeymoon hug (the you can hear their heartbeat kind)

What kind of a “thing” are you looking for with him? a. Best friend during the day, hookup buddy at night b. A situationship (undefined romantic relationship) What song would you pick if you c. A defined relationship, but were handed the aux at the club? laid back a. “Way 2 Sexy” by Drake d. Take him home to meet the b. “Love Tonight” by Shouse parents c. “Praise the Lord” by ASAP d. “Beautiful Girls” by Sean What is your go-to going out look? Kingston a. Leather pants and a corset top b. Shein from head to toe c. Bodycon black dress d. Comfort is your priority, so you go for jeans and a t-shirt

This is the fun part… If you picked mostly As, you are SO into finance bros. They are clearly interested in you, but sometimes they hold back and make you work for it because their motto is work hard and play hard. It’s soo fun. If you picked mostly Bs, then you are definitely a frat boy groupie… you lucky gal. Even though they’re party animals at night, they still somehow have their lives together. If you picked mostly Cs, you are hooked on athletes. You love that he is so passionate about the sports he plays. Plus, you can actually enjoy the time you spend with him because he is ~different~ from all the other guys in your classes. If you picked mostly Ds, you are such a simp for softies. They treat you like a million bucks, and that is exactly what you need in life. You know what you want and you KNOW what you deserve. (disclaimer: this is 100% NOT based on scientifically backed up facts, but it is 99% based on boys we’ve interviewed and experiences from your fellow University Girls…xoxo)

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