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RE: FORGOTTEN WINDSOR: JACKSON PARK BANDSHELL JAN. 29, 2014 Although my musical activity is now pretty much restricted to forcing my wife to listen to my archaic piano playing in our living room and jamming with my son in our home’s music room, there was a time (way back) in the early 70s when virtually all of my free time was spent playing rock and roll with Scott Hughes in two different bands over the course of about two to three years.

I was a bass guitar player. In 1972, Scott, myself, and a number of others (many of whom continue to be active in the local music scene) were members of a band known as Galleon. Galleon was an eight man band. It was differentiated from the other local bands of the day largely by virtue of it having its own horn section.

We performed a fairly wide repertoire of the rock and pop standards of the day, but our particular focus was on the note-by-note recreation of the music of the band Chicago (originally known as the Chicago Transit Authority).

Stated simply (and especially considering that at the time we were all only in high school), we were pretty damn good. We used to rehearse a lot, performed fairly frequently and ultimately found ourselves competing in the annual Battle of the Bands competition, which in those days (and I believe for a good number of years prior thereto) was held annually in Jackson Park, at the bandshell, over the Labour Day weekend.

Galleon performed twice during the Labour Day weekend of September 1972; having survived the first night’s cut of I believe 15 bands and making it into the top five competition held the following evening. We didn’t win — I believe due to some concern that one of our members may have been a member of the local musicians’ union (as the event was only open to amateur musicians). Those details elude me now. But I do recall us making it into the top two bands during the second evening’s performance. And what remains even more firmly in my memory is the great time we had playing on the bandshell.

Being surrounded by an audience of approximately 3,000 fellow teenagers and all the while seeming to generate their enthusiastic response to our performances was, needless to say, a ton of fun. I also retain quite vivid memories of the bandshell itself. It’s size, layout and design — especially when combined with the terrific acoustics, the surrounding festivities and the warm summer air — made for a very special experience for all of us on stage and I hope for the audience too.

WINDSOR: A PROCTOLOGICAL EXAM I live in an asshole. Not literally, that would be quite messy I assume. What I mean is, I live in a town that is often referred to as the asshole of Canada. Of course we didn’t choose this name for ourselves. Personally I would rather take the armpit of Canada, or the funky toe of Canada, or even the lopsided boob of Canada.

The references comes from the assumption we have a limited amount of recreational activities and minimal employment potential.

So what does this mean for those of us located at this southern location. It means people outside of Windsor think we have nothing to do but go to bars and that we’ll have to relocate for our careers.

I have to admit I use to coincide with this disheartening view. It wasn’t so much I believed this about our town, it was more that it was easy to jump on the bandwagon. Recent years have seen a bit of a dis Windsor campaign amongst some of the residents.

It’s like a Katy Perry song, we sing along not because it’s good but because it’s played in our ear constantly to the point that without even knowing when it happened, we learned all the lines.

It wasn’t until I became conscious of the fact that the only way I was going to see the good in my town is if I stopped being part of the problem. Instead of looking towards what we don’t have, I decided to take a rear view look back at what is all around me.

What I saw was a town which has a massive amount of artistic enthusiasm, support and outlets. A town that has post-secondary education opportunities and has the advantages of being neighbours with a major U.S. city. The biggest thing I saw was a town that has a lot of residents in its corner, proud to be Windsorites and ready to boast about its potential.

Whether you’re from the city or the country, whether you remain in your hometown or make a new one, good things and good people can be found everywhere. That’s the great thing about hometowns, or any town for that matter. As much as I may joke about my town it’s definitely been able to crack its way into my heart.

In short, It’s something I will never forget.

— JENN MCMULLAN

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jay verspeelt After four years since the last adjustment to minimum wage in the province, the Liberals’ latest increase has reignited a debate on whether a minimum wage is the best method of reducing poverty.

On June 1 the Ontario minimum wage will be increased to $11 an hour from $10.25.

Dawn Ferron, a 22-year-old Windsorite who works at Black’s photography, will receive a wage increase.

“I’m lucky to even get the hours I get. And after being unemployed previously for six months, I’m not going to be too demanding [in demanding more than the new minimum wage],” said Ferron.

Although advocacy groups have publicly rallied for $14 an hour, some small business owners are lamenting the changes.

“It doesn’t actually address the issue of poverty whatsoever,” said Rino Bortolin,

owner of Rino’s Kitchen. “Then at the same time, it unloads that responsibility quickly and easily on mostly the shoulders of small business owners.”

Bortolin has said that he currently employs six people, down from 11 last year. Had the minimum wage gone to $14 an hour, he says he would have had to either shut his doors or ask his staff to work on a partial volunteer basis. Under the new legislation Bortolin is going to be looking to reduce labour by roughly 10 per cent.

“Most small business owners themselves don’t make minimum wage,” said Bortolin.

“At the end of the year there are losses. Restaurant businesses are the perfect example.

The first two years of my existence we didn’t make any income. I made zero income working 50, 60, 70, 80 hours a week.”

Petty bourgeois small business owners can easily succumb to the Walmart’s of the world who can bare the raise in minimum wage, while small businesses are forced to either raise their prices to offset new ex-

penses, reduce working hours, or at worst, close their doors.

Pre-recession statistics from 2006 show that there were 38,000 Windsor-Essex residents living in poverty.

Adam Vasey, director of Pathway to Potential, said the 2011 census statistic indicates there are roughly 66,000 people living in poverty locally. But he believes that the number is likely inaccurate due to the new census standards.

“I think about 30 per cent of minimum wage earners are working full-time right now. For that segment of the population, they’re not even working full-time, they’re not able to get to the poverty line,” said Vasey.

A discussion surrounding a guaranteed income is being reignited due to the increase in the minimum wage as another means of eliminating poverty. Under such a system, the government would give a base guaranteed income to either all households

or adults in their jurisdiction, which would eliminate the need for a minimum wage, among many other social programs.

“It’s almost asking for us to completely rethink the way we handle social problems in our social systems and supports because it asks that we put a lot more faith into individuals and people to make choices that are good for them,” said Vasey, referring to a guaranteed minimum income.

Bortolin added, “There’s probably an economic argument to make that once you institute a minimum income you then get rid of every social program — EI, welfare, mothers’ allowance, maternity leave — all those programs would disappear.”

Overseas, Cyprus implemented such a program last July. Closer to home Manitoba implemented their version, Mincome, from 1974 through 1979. While a guaranteed income has been implemented in Canada in the past, it has yet to be formally studied academically.

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LGBT nightclub Legends of 2012 to close

Patrons at Legends of 2012 take in the dancing last Saturday night at the local gay nightclub

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Sean Previl The doors of LGBT friendly bar Legends of 2012 are set to close on the business forever, just two weeks after its fourth anniversary party.

The venue provides a safe space for the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered community. Owner Roger Samudio bought the bar at 1056 Wyandotte St. E. and changed it into 2012 from its prior incarnation as the Happy Tap Tavern, another gay establishment.

When asked his reason for closing, Samudio said he has a new career that is taking him away from the Windsor area.

“It was a chapter of my life. Now I have to close that chapter and keep my book open to write another one,” said Samudio.

Although Legends will see its last night Feb. 16, Samudio did reveal the bar would

reopen in the future under new management. However, it’s unknown whether it will cater to a gay or straight crowd.

Banwell said it’s not only Samudio that he’ll miss, but also the nonjudgmental atmosphere that the bar provides.

Samudio said owning the bar was an experience he won’t forget. “It wasn’t all about making the money for the bar, it was more having my community beside me and doing things with them,” said Samudio.

“It’s a great place to go and have fun and drop all the guards we put up around ourselves considering we don’t necessarily know how society is going to react even in this day and age,” said Banwell.

Many regulars have expressed sadness over the closure of an establishment they’ve called home for four years. People say it’s that same love Samudio gives that brought them to the bar on a regular basis.

However, some members of the community say that while losing the bar is unfortunate, Windsor has become more accepting of the LGBT community overall.

“[Samudio is] larger than life,” said frequent patron Dave Banwell. “[Samudio] is such a great person who gets out and connects with the community. He’s a total showman and is always doing everything he can to bring people in.”

“Not everybody needs to go to a gay bar to be comfortable, they can go to any bar and be comfortable,” said David Lenz, president of Windsor-Essex Pride Fest.

Lenz said a benefit of Legends of 2012 was that it was never marketed specifically as a “gay bar” and that everyone was welcome

at all times.

Samudio said he made the bar open to anyone to break down the barriers of discrimination. He said rather than discriminate against the straight community it was easier to invite them.

The Legends of 2012 opened as a bar but ended up as a family and that is what people say they are going to miss most.

Samudio said in his opinion, it’s the fun “extras” that come with creating a family that was what made 2012 a special place.

“To see the kids having an argument and fighting and at the end giving that heart back, that was rewarding. That is what I’ll miss the most, the family drama that made us what we are,” said Samudio.

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Essex County wineries have suffered damage due to the severe winter weather conditions » Photo istockphoto

Wineries optimistic amidst recent deep freeze adam d’andrea Essex County vineyard owners are staying positive about 2014, even though the recent polar vortex has significantly damaged crops.

Some local wineries have seen nearly half of their buds damaged by the extreme winter weather, with temperatures occasionally dipping to -25 C. Damage to buds can start occurring when temperatures reach around -19 C. Jan. 14 readings taken by Brock University’s Cool Climate Oenology and Viticulture Institute reveal a grape bud survival rate in Colchester of 14 per cent for Cabernet Franc, 13 per cent for Syrah, nine per cent for Chardonnay, eight per cent for Sauvignon Blanc and four per cent for Merlot.

Cooper’s Hawk Vineyards co-owner Tom O’Brien said although this winter has been

“We may have very little or no harvest in 2014.”

-Tom O’Brien, Cooper’s Hawk Vineyards co-owner disappointing, that there’s still plenty of wine from 2013 to go around this year.

“We have a lot of wine to take care of the fact that we may have very little or no harvest in 2014,” said O’Brien, who is also president of the Essex Pelee Island Coast Winegrowers Association.

“2013 was a wonderful year, so we all have quite a bit of the 2013 vintage,” said Erie Shore Vineyard co-owner Alma Hollingshead. “It’s quite a nice vintage, so we’ll be fine.”

Normally vineyards use wind machines, giant fans that pull in warm air from the

jet stream to replace cold air, to protect their crops. However, this practice isn’t effective during an extreme winter.

“They’re only good up to a certain point,” said Mastronardi Estate Winery winemaker Karl Lonsbery. “You can’t turn them on when it’s windy because they’ll basically rip apart. The velocity of the wind plus what it’s pulling in is too much for the machine.”

The buds are primarily affected by frigid temperatures, rather than factors such as snow or humidity.

“The amount of snow has actually been a

good thing because snow is a huge insulator,” said O’Brien. “A lot of my plants that are covered in three feet in snow will actually be fine.”

Although much of this year’s harvest may be lost, the wineries plan on coping in a few different ways.

“It will be primarily our pruning practices,” said Hollingshead. “We usually prune 90 per cent of what has grown off, whereas this year we’ll leave quite a bit more than that.”

“We’re actually looking at buying grapes from Niagara this year, so we will have some 2014 wines,” said O’Brien.

The full extent of the winter damage won’t be known until spring. Until then, local winemakers will be depending on their 2013 vintage, deciding on how to recover and hoping for better luck next season.

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The pursuit of hoppiness:

don’t commit these five crimes against beer

Michael Beaudoin Not too long ago, beer guru, author and brewmaster Garret Oliver of Brooklyn Brewery was interviewed for a Food and Wine Magazine article about what he considers to be five crimes against beer.

Having read these “crimes” and having had instances of connection to said crimes, I have made it a mission of mine to help bring justice and understanding of beer in Windsor-Essex.

Garret Oliver’s five crimes against beer include: bad glassware, dirty glassware, over-chilling, an almost complete lack of knowledge of beer and lack of press.

Bad Glassware: Just as with wine, proper glassware is important for ideal beer presentation. While not always feasible to have the “correct” glass for each style, a small variety of three to four should not be out of the question: an English tulip or “nonick” pint, stemmed tulip or snifter, tapered pilsner and a chalice are all different types of glassware. Beer should never be served out of mason jars or the equivalent.

Dirty Glassware: Everyone should

be aware of the relationship between aroma and flavour. Due to its ingredients and being a carbonated beverage, head is a very important part of the beer tasting experience. As the bubbles burst at the top of the glass, the aromatic properties of beer are released allowing for the interaction of aroma and flavour. The surest signs of improperly clean glassware are no head retention or lacing usually caused by soaps or oils and an overabundance of CO2 bubbles on the side of the glass. Debris on the glass creates nucleation points for CO2 to come out of solution. These are valid reasons to return a beer and ask for a new one.

Over-chilling: There is a reason the large macro-breweries want you to drink their beers as cold as possible. Too cold a beverage will mask a beer’s flavour and aroma while accentuating carbonation and its tingle. Proper serving temperatures range from 3-13 C (38-55 F). For those of you who think 55 F is cold, stand outside in your skivvies for a while and let me know. As a general rule, the higher the alcohol, the warmer the serving temperature should be. While it is difficult to expect

establishments to have multiple coolers for different temperatures, an understanding and recommendation to let the beer warm a bit shows the staff is beer knowledgeable and interested in ensuring the customers enjoyment.

An Almost Complete Lack of Knowledge: As craft beer continues to grow in popularity and demand so should one’s knowledge of the product; especially if you are serving it. Unfortunately, the growing trend is that patron know more about beer than the house does. While some of these patrons are pretentious and only interested in flexing their beer muscle, arming your staff with the knowledge necessary to make proper recommendations is very important.

Staff tastings are crucial. If there is no one in-house who is “fluent in beer,” find someone who can come in and help educate your staff. Everyone who serves your beer must have tasted the product. Even if that particular style is not their favorite, it is someone’s. As for Joe public, please do not be a pretentious beer snob. I consider myself a 10th degree beer geek. Share your

knowledge and empower others to try and enjoy the variety of flavours and styles of craft beer. Take up the mission and stop the injustice.

Lack of Press: Thankfully this “crime” is slowly being eradicated. Until recently, open most any food periodical and there was sure to be several articles on wine with barely a mention of beer.

Locally, there have been several articles written lately on Windsor’s growing craft scene, from new craft beer focused establishments to new brewery startups. Tasting events are happening more frequently and beer is finally starting to lose some of its stereotypes and finding a larger audience.

The last two “crimes” in my opinion are the biggest because they go hand-in-hand.

The more knowledge people have the better presented and represented craft beer will be. As I continue my mission to bring justice to craft beer these two “crimes” will be at the centre of my focus.

Michael Beaudoin is the assistant brewer at Walkerville Brewery.

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heart healthy eats to while away the week jenn mcmullan What does oil and water, text messaging and alcohol, heart healthy and tasty foods all have in common? They’re all things we think of when asked what doesn’t mix well together.

Luckily for our taste buds and Friday nights, this last one doesn’t have to be true.

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February is Heart and Stroke Awareness Month, a reminder to be conscious of the food we put into our body. According to the Heart and Stroke Foundation, heart disease and stroke are two of the three leading causes of death in Canada and the leading cause of hospitalization. Windsor-Essex has a death rate from heart disease that’s 18 per cent higher than the provincial rate, reports Statistics Canada.

Coral Medical Health Spa nurse practitioner Christine Russette said although diet is one of the major causes of heart disease, that it’s reversible. “There’s a lot of non-modifiable things such as your age and family history, things that you can’t change,” said Russette.

“However, diet is probably one of the biggest modifiable risk factors that contributes to heart disease and stroke that you can actually do something about pretty easily.”

Here are some unexpectedly tasty treats that can surprisingly help you achieve a more healthy heart. popcorn: Unfortunately, it’s still not healthy to be a couch potato, but the good news is it may benefit your heart to be a couch kernel. The American Chemistry Society, released a 2012 study revealing that popcorn contained large amounts of polyphenols-antioxidants. These are the antioxidants making news for reducing the risk of heart disease, and are the same antioxidants found in fruits and vegetables. The study also found popcorn was the snack food that ranked highest in antioxidants and fiber. Russette said some grains can tend to get a bad rap, but anything high in

Nothing bites the cold harder than the smell of locally grown rye grains malting in Windsor. It’s the smell Windsorites remember; it’s the smell of history at home. And now it’s the smell of Canada’s Best Whisky: Lot No. 40.

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fiber always helps to lower your cholesterol.

Avoid unhealthy toppings like butter and salt, and popcorn is the perfect snack to pop open. darK chocolate: Women and chocolate advertising executives can breath easy, we don’t have to cut chocolate from our diet to live a heart healthy life. The key to making chocolate beneficial is keeping portion size in mind and picking chocolate with a cocoa content of 70 per cent or more. red Wine: Many studies have shown that one to two glasses of red wine can help reduce the risk of heart disease. When kept to the proper amount, the alcohol in red wine can raise the levels of good cholesterol and protect your arteries from damage caused by bad cholesterol.

“Everything in moderation,” said Russette. “A glass of red wine is good, but three glasses and there’s no longer much of a benefit.”

As long as you have your measuring cup near by, you can have all your favourite treats this weekend.

Teresa Piruzza, MPP Windsor West

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a glass of the Windsor whiskey named best in canada

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Lot No. 40 was named Canada’s best whisky in a blind tasting at the annual Canadian Whisky Awards this winter. As I sip Lot. No. 40, I can’t help but feel proud. Naturally, I have always been fond of Windsor’s rye and I believe it has a lot to do with local grains, local techniques and arguably Windsor’s filtered water. Lot No. 40 is distilled in copper and matured in fresh oak barrels. The recipe is simple, yet the flavors are complex. aroma: Traces of dark fruit, caramel and fresh cut rye. taste: A spicy start that resembles the effect of a cinnamon heart, cloves and peppery notes.

Finish: Smooth vanilla oak.

Lot No. 40 differentiates itself from other ryes not only in flavour, but also in its historical recipe; a recipe that was said to be lost. This simple recipe dates back to the 19th century where is was first distilled in Millhaven, Ont. on the Booth family farm. The recipe was recently adopted by Michael D. Booth from his great-great-great grandfather Joshua Booth. Produced at Hirman Walker & Sons Ltd., Lot No. 40 is composed of 90 per cent Canadian rye grains and 10 per cent malted rye to create the perfect blend of traditional rye.

Windsor is a whisky city. Without Hiram Walker & Sons, Windsor would not have developed communities in Walkerville, relationships with mobster Al Capone and a reputation world wide. Lot No. 40 whisky is an ultimate pleasure for any rye drinker or local enthusiast. From one proud Windsorite to another, celebrate your city with Lot. No 40 whisky.

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jumping off Balconies clara musca Studying classical music at university doesn’t usually result in playing major festivals like SXSW in a loud, sweaty rock n’ roll band. But that’s what happened to members of The Balconies.

parent’s basement, they were able to bring Neville’s brother Steve on board to play bass.

Ottawa expat indie rockers The Balconies just hit the road to support the release of their first full-length album, Fast Motions.

The record was produced by Arnold Lanni, who has worked with Finger Eleven, Simple Plan and Our Lady Peace.

In 2010, the band took second place in The Big Money Shot, an annual contest held by Ottawa alternative radio station Live 88.5. They used the money from the contest to tour Europe and the United States and release their first EP, Kill Count, in 2012.

Despite the band’s non-stop touring, lead singer Jacquie Neville said she just can’t get enough of performing.

Many of the band member’s experiences since relocating to Toronto are represented on the new record.

“I always want to be on the road as much as I possibly can … Last year we played about 290 shows, and this year we are hoping to do 300 or more,” said Neville.

“I really struggled switching from the slower pace of Ottawa to this fast pace chaotic environment that is Toronto,” Neville said.

The Balconies are squeezing into their busy tour schedule a Feb 21. stop in Windsor after nearly two years away from the city.

Recalling the hardships of writing Fast Motions, Neville expressed that the experience felt like she had given “birth to my first child, minus the pains of actual childbirth, but it was definitely an emotional experience.”

When Neville started attending university she called it quits with her high school band, but it wasn’t long until she felt the itch to get back at it.

The band came together in 2008 at the University of Ottawa where Neville met Liam Jaeger, who was also studying classical music. Jamming together in Neville’s

Neville allows for herself to find inspiration in all aspects of her life.

“I think dreams are quite fascinating,” she said. “I always write them down and I think it’s your subconscious mind trying to tell your conscious mind something, so

that definitely leaks into my songwriting and music videos.”

festivals which is always really fun,” said Neville.

The Balconies plan to embark on a 2014 tour to Europe and possibly even venture Down Under to Australia.

The Balconies return to Windsor to perform at Dominion House Tavern Friday, Feb. 21 at 8 p.m. with Say Yes and local openers The Blue Stones and Cowboys and Cardigans.

Advance tickets are $10.

“We will also be focusing a lot on summer

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Korda Artistic Productions is opening its 11th season Valentine’s Day with a black comedy that’s close to the heart of its resident director.

of leftover food and around 200 fake books.

He used materials such as Styrofoam balls, beads, felt and yarn to create the forgotten plates of food.

Jeff Marontate directs his 30th production for the community theatre with Hard Hearts, written by his late friend Elliott Hayes, who died 20 years ago this month. The two worked together at the Stratford Festival in the late 80s, which influenced his decision to bring Elliott’s work to Kordazone Theatre audiences for the first time.

“At one point the ex-wife says, ‘The kitchen is a pig sty.’ … I decided, let’s make leftovers.

I wanted people to think, ‘Doesn’t this guy ever finish anything?’ and the answer is, no, he doesn’t.”

Hard Hearts is the story of five adults who mismanage their love lives. Divorced classics professor David Baynes (Dan MacDonald) brings a man home from the bar, but the man (Joey Wright) unknowling believes he’s being picked up, and unexpectedly dies in the professor’s home. Producer Fay Lynn plays Baynes ex-wife Anne, Michele Ligere plays the mother-in-law Agatha and Adam Giles appears as detective Dick Smith.

“It’s not mushy, it’s not a silly, soft romance; it’s a black comedy,” said Marontate. “It’s the worst possible night for everyone involved.”

“For Valentine’s Day, it’s a great choice because if you’re happily in love, fantastic.

If you’re miserable, well this play will speak to you. It’s a really exciting opportunity for Canadian comedy.”

Marontate remarked that the show isn’t particularly racy, but is geared toward adults interested in something off the wall.

“It’s a small, tight cast … there’s a lot of fun energy and interaction on stage,” said MacDonald. “Fans of Korda will not be disappointed at all and say, ‘We lost the corkiness.’

There’s still shocking things in it. It takes turns you wouldn’t see coming either.”

Marontate is outfitting the set for Baynes’ home with detailed props that are scattered around to expose the character’s true nature.

Using knowledge gained from prop building workshops, he’s produced a dozen plates

Marontate said Hard Hearts marks Korda’s expansion of its mandate to include one musical and one Canadian play a year.

“The original mandate is to do stuff that nobody else is doing; that’s unusual or had an odd bent to it,” he said, adding, “We’re one of the few companies that does classics.”

Also on the playbill this season is The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, a Tony Award winning musical, Canadian musical The Beaver Den, the witty comedy God of Carnage, Shakespeare’s Othello, Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, The Birds: A Fowl Play, which Marontate is adapting and the season closer Hansel and Gretel: Behind the Gingerbread.

“We really pride ourselves on being as diverse as we can. Sometimes we’ll run with a theme, this year we really didn’t; just expanding and trying new stuff,” said Marontate.

For Marontate and his colleagues, it’s important that Korda productions feature strong acting and attention to detail in set and prop design.

“Even though people say, ‘Well it’s only community theatre.’ I know for myself I try and hold my actors to a very high standard … I think [audiences] should be saying, ‘This is a great show.’”

Hard Hearts runs Feb. 14-16 and 20-22.

Advance and at-the-door tickets are $15 for adults and $10 for students and seniors.

James oltean-Lepp has signed local bands to his label » Photo Jay Verspeelt jay verspeelt A Windsor musician expanded his music label recently to add two local bands to his roster, with new albums released this month.

Oltean-Lepp said getting on a label is prohibitive and that most labels, even small ones, won’t sign a band until after they are no longer needed.

“Just being involved in the underground music scene since I was a teenager [made me want to start the label]. I had friends in the past who started their own,” said James “O-L” Oltean-Lepp, founder of Famous Last Records. “My old band Lennigan, I tried to get onto some labels and we weren’t successful, so I had to do the work of a label for my own band.

Through that process I enjoyed it and had fun with it.”

Famous Last Records will help bands with album manufacturing, social media, promotion and band direction aided by Oltean-Lepp’s experience and contacts.

While the label is ostensibly new with two releases last week by Windsor bands Middle Sister and Tire Swing Co., Oltean-Lepp said he put out his first self-release in 2005 under the banner of Famous Last Records.

“It’s funny because they’re friends of mine and I haven’t really asked them about it but they’ve got an album coming out,” said Oltean-Lepp, referencing What Seas What Shores.

“I just learned things over the years as I put out more releases,” said Oltean-Lepp. “[I learned] more parts of the process, I streamlined things and learned more about what it takes. It became easier and I was able to help other people. Only in the last couple years I started working with other bands.”

For now the label will be focusing on Windsor and regional artists, but OlteanLepp said he eventually would like to expand. He’s particularly interested in working with The Locust Have No King and What Seas What Shores.

In the future he will be looking for grants to help with funding.

Famous Last Records is releasing a 7 inch vinyl release for James O-L’s ‘Sk8 or Die’ Feb. 28 at the Coach and Horses with Orphan Choir and the Nefidovs.

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dlectricity lights up the d natasha marar

Windsorites looking for a taste of Nuit Blanche festivities need not venture to Toronto this fall.

Detroit’s newest evening festival of art and light, DELECTRICITY, returns September for a second installment of 35 works of art, lighting design and performance in the city’s midtown neighbourhood. The Woodward Corridor will be transformed into temporary exhibitions to encourage the public to see the area in a new light.

The event’s name is inspired by Detroit’s Electric Park which, from 1906 until 1928, included various attractions such as a full amusement park.

The first instance of this free event in 2012 drew 75,000 people over two days. Detroit Now and Midtown Detroit Inc. are the main producers.

Midtown Detroit Inc. collaborates with community stakeholders to help revitalize the area through initiatives that include district planning, beautification and maintenance, community development, real estate development, economic development and events.

“I think the economic impact is huge for the neighbourhood. DELECTRICITY was one of the top grossing nights for businesses, restaurants, bars etc. That is wonderful for supporting our neighbourhood,” said Annmarie Borucki, special projects manager for Midtown Detroit Inc. “In our area we only have good things going on.

The population has increased, our occupancy is at 98 per cent , so it’s a very vibrant area,” she added.

In 2012, organizers received over 300 applications for installments. While organizers are currently soliciting around 50 different artists for this year’s event, a majority of artists are fielded

through an open call process.

“We put together a list of our dream artists we would love to bring and we will work down from that to see who’s available. We began talking last year to different artists trying to invite them to come.”

Borucki said 25 different projects will be funded. Possible installations include outdoor, interactive light projects, 3D video mapping projects and video art, multimedia installations, architectural lighting, works that use mobile platforms such as tablets and smartphones, workshops and performance pieces.

Accepted proposals will be granted $2,500 and artists will receive an additional $1,000 honorarium. An info session is being held for interested artists on Feb. 22 at the Museum of Contemporary Art Detroit. Applications are due March 31.

Borucki said they are expanding their bike light parade after having over 500 cyclists attend in 2012. Organizers hope to triple attendance this year. They also want to make DELECTRICITY more walkable.

Although public response to DELECTRICITY has been great, funding remains a difficult challenge and is one reason the festival is being held every two years rather than annually, according to Borucki. The first event was primarily paid with by donation dollars. This year, the festival is also receiving state and federal funding.

“We really have to work harder to expand our fundraising campaign and reach out … It’s an expensive event.”

DLECTRICITY takes place Sept. 26 and 27 from 7 p.m. – 12 a.m. Artists interested in applying for DLECTRICITY and attending the information session should RSVP to info@dlectricity.com.

» Photos courtesy delectricity.com

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albums cBc’s mr. d takes his class on a field trip Gerry Dee has once again left the classroom to take his comedy routine across the country.

The award winning comedian and co-creator of the CBC sitcom Mr. D is a former school teacher who decided to put his lesson plan on the bookshelf to embrace a comedic career head on.

“Being on television is a blessing, it certainly helps with stand up [which is] hard enough,”

said Dee. “Fortunately the show Mr. D is doing well and [I] can follow that and that generally gets people out to the shows.”

The importance of the television show and what makes it different from other shows that have been done in a school setting in Dee’s eyes is that it was created by someone who was once a real teacher.

“I’m the only person that taught and I don’t think [there’s been a] sitcom or even a drama about a high school that comes from the view’s from someone that lived it,” said Dee. “I taught for 10 years … I don’t want any teachers to watch the show and say that would never happen. I think that’s why teachers have gravitated towards it. There’s so much inside stuff that they appreciate.”

For Dee the most taxing element of touring is the travel itself, but he acknowledged that his work was “nothing compared to staying at home with three kids by yourself,” which is what his wife does.

“It’s probably more taxing for my wife to be honest,” he said. “I get to leave and go on a plane and watch a movie and sleep. It is more taxing for her. For me, it’s a job I love and I get to travel the country.”

Dee’s comedy resonates with a middle-aged demographic primarily and he understands that his fans coming out to a live performance takes some effort.

“I know it’s a big night out for people. It’s two tickets and a babysitter and it’s a lot of work and I always look at it that way and to give my best for that reason,” he said. “Once I’m on stage and the show’s about to start, that’s the most fun for me … getting the reaction from the fans and people that have spent a lot of money and a lot of their time to come listen to me talk.”

The third season of Mr. Dee is the strongest in Dee’s eyes and he believes that it’s a pivotal season because the cast has fully embraced their roles and come into their characters.

“I do think creatively it’s our best season, performance wise it’s our best season. You hope that translates into more people watching it and liking it,” he said.

Up next for Dee is writing a second book, and continuing his standup act and television show.

“I’ll probably dabble,” said Dee. “I’m always looking to think of new shows and work on my stand up and try to get into the movies, just the same thing that I think everybody in my business does. You’re just always trying to reinvent yourself and stay fresh, and that’s what I’ll continue to do.” scan with

Gerry Dee performs at the Chrysler Theatre Feb. 28.

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MIDDLE SISTER MIDDLE SISTER FAMOUS LAST RECORDS

It’s easy to strum three chords on an acoustic guitar, write some Dylan-knockoff lyrics and call it a folk album. But within the first few minutes of local folk-rock band Middle Sister’s debut self-titled EP, it’s clear that this band isn’t screwing around.

The general sound of these five songs is a combination of folkrock and ambient chamber music, with pop songwriting sensibilities scattered throughout. At times it sounds like you’re at a Renaissance festival, but a really cool Renaissance festival. (see Steeleye Span) The songs on the album are incredibly well written, and Middle Sister uses something that many bands ignore nowadays: dynamics. There isn’t a single song that stays either loud or quiet the entire time, and they use orchestral buildups to make each song interesting and unique.

In addition to great songwriting, the members of Middle Sister have some pretty serious musical chops.

Between the haunting vocals of guitarist Colin Wysman and pianist Kaitlyn Kelly, the restrained yet bold drumming of Nate Gelinas, the beautiful violin work of Stu Kennedy and Kyle Lefaive’s solid bass lines holding everything together, it’s obvious that everyone contributes and nobody is just along for the ride.

Middle Sister deserves any attention and accolades they receive both inside and outside of Windsor. Pay attention, because I have a feeling they’ll be doing some pretty cool stuff in the future.

I recommend listening to this album through headphones while unwinding after a long day, or tossing it on during a wild party if you just feel like throwing everybody off.

— ADAM D’ANDREA

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DO NOT ENGANGE THE PACK A.D. MINT RECORDS

Becky Black and Maya Miller a.k.a.

Vancouver garage-duo The Pack A.D. return with a new full length, Do Not Engage; somehow not repeating themselves or venturing outside of their guitar/drums/vox limits.

The album is noticeably more Detroit than previous efforts thanks to producer/Ghetto Records owner Jim Diamond (White Stripes, the Gore Gore Girls, Outrageous Cherry). While Diamond produced The Pack’s 2011 offering, Unpersons, from Vancouver’s Hive Studios, he pressed record in an old chicken-processing plant in Detroit for Do Not Engage, and you can feel it. Black’s catchy minimal song structure is rawer and more aloof than before. Miller’s drumming is a cacophonous blend of tribal absolutes and post-Motown deliberateness compressed into something wonderful on analogue tape.

Despite it’s Detroit conception and gestation, Do Not Engage is the furthest The Pack has been from White Stripes comparisons; 60’s psych-garage elements echo and phase their way into the cracks of the album, while touches of southern Lee Hazelwood-esque country goodness wrangle everything back before shoegazing takes control. Black even strips naked in the beautifully delicate solo album closer “Needles.”

If you are hoping for repeat of the blues laden guitars of Tintype and Funeral Mixtape or the unabashed raw flavours of Unpersons, you’ll be remised, but the range, melody and dynamics of Do Not Engage make the offering so much more than its predecessors. Do Not Engage is not only the best disc released by the duo, it’s likely going to be the album that shows the rest of the world that The Pack are one of the best acts to come out of Canada in years … but we’ve known that since long before the “A.D.” was added, and HMV slung up massive banners in malls across the country.

— STEPHEN HARGREAVES

LIFE

Jesse Balkwill’s new shop, Three60 Vintage, breaths new life into mid-centuary furniture and other items of high-design » photos Jay Verspeelt

mid-century modern master jay verspeelt Some may think it strange that the 1950s were more than 60 years ago or that solid wood is a product rarely used in furniture construction anymore, but a new furniture store is dealing in the old.

Three60 Vintage is Windsor’s newest furniture store dealing in mid-century furnishings and up-cycled products.

“Mid-century, I know I just loved the style, it’s just classic, right?” said Jesse Balkwill, the store’s proprietor. “It works with any other style too. If you have a nice piece and you bring it into a home that’s not even the mid-century style, it works and you can make it work with anything.”

The store started partially due to Balkwill’s own collection growing out of hand after five years.

almost non-existent in the winter, which gives him plenty of time to work on the shop.

pick up after the winter when there is more foot traffic, but he may have to reduce his hours to accommodate his other job.

“It’s my parents building. It was empty for a while, they had some people coming in and out looking to rent it, but they never really felt comfortable with anyone so it sat empty for a while and they said, ‘Here you go, try it out.’”

“Between the store, looking for stuff and my other job, I’m always working,” said Balkwill. “I’m closed Sunday and Monday, I’ll take those days and spend them going around and looking for stuff.”

“I might just do a weekend thing for the store, we’ll have to see how it goes. If it is busy and it stays busy during the week, I’ll hire someone and see how it goes. I’ll make it work somehow.”

The store’s walls are stacked with items atop each other reminiscent of a grandfathers office, but without all the dust.

The stock has been gathered from estate auctions, yard sales and second hand stores from across the county and across the river in Detroit.

Currently the store is open weekdays 1 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Balkwill opened the store partially because his primary job of tinting windows is

Although he says his store is slow at the moment, Balkwill believes business will

“I thought it’s now or never. I have the time, I have the stock, so I thought I’d give it a shot,” said Balkwill.

» photos amanda Sinasac

Poppin’ tags; five tips for thrifting amanda sinasac Once a well-kept secret among frugal folk, the persistent presence of hipster culture and endorsement from stars like Macklemore have helped elevate thrift shopping into the mainstream.

“When the economy went into a recession a few years back I think it made people think twice about resale. Once people became comfortable diving into the world of thrift shopping it became trendy to find one of a kind vintage items,” said Danielle Perry, half of the husband and wife duo behind for Cash for Clothes.

With so many reasons to shop second hand, this trend is likely to stick around awhile, so here’s a few hints for getting the most out of local resale. keep an Open mind: Many people think second-hand stores are gross, and sometimes they can be. I’ve witnessed my fair share of items that should never be recycled, from underwear to personal massagers. That said, the single most important thing to do when walking into a thrift store is to maintain an open mind. At first glance, items may appear worn or dirty, but remember that anything you see can (and should) be washed. The best thrift scores often require some serious maintenance before they reach their true potential.

Be thOrOUGh: As daunting as this might be when walking into a huge store like Value Village, it’s important to take the time to look at everything.

You never know where something cool might be hiding. For this reason, being well rested, or well caffeinated before a major thrifting trip is advisable. inspect clOthinG BefOre pUrchase: When shopping for second hand clothing, keep an eye out for high-end name brands as these often provide superior fit and fabric quality. Be sure to inspect each article carefully for frays, tears, stains, missing buttons, loose stitches or holes. If you have even basic sewing skills, the issue may be an easy fix.

Still, it’s best to be aware of it before purchasing, so you can assess whether the item is worth the effort.

cOllect sOmethinG: If you’re considering taking up thrifting as a regular hobby, starting a collection can add purpose and enjoyment to your hunt. It doesn’t matter what you choose, the act of collecting creates a specific objective for each expedition. That isn’t to say you have to be a hoarder to appreciate second-hand stores, but one or two well curated collections can drastically enhance your enthusiasm. If you’re stumped on what to collect, VHS tapes, distinctive glassware, vintage hats and old action figures are all common and inexpensive finds.

Be persistent: Don’t get discouraged if you don’t find anything you like immediately. Believe it or not, thrifting is a skill requiring experience, knowledge and practice to perfect.

5 local thriFt stores to checK out Cash for Clothes (formerly Priced Green) in Riverside – Offers a selection of lightly worn brand name clothing at prices never exceeding $5.

Society Shoppe in Harrow - Though it may seem counter-intuitive, small shops, particularly those located in rural or “sketchy” areas often yield the greatest results. These places are generally less picked over than the standard Value Village.

Goodwill on McDougall – While the clothing department often leaves something to be desired, you can’t beat their housewares. The prices are very reasonable, and you can often find furnishings that are truly unique.

Holland Consignment Shoppe & Auction House on Ottawa Street – Less a second-hand store than a goldmine. This enormous basement warehouse is piled high with a carefully selected collection of treasures ranging from antique furniture, collectables, old electronics, vintage toys and beyond. The prices are considerably higher than standard thrift fare, but again, so are the wares.

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»pannies and forties Q:

I am an 18-yearold pansexual girl.

I’m currently in a relationship with a guy. He is a bit younger, though mature for his age. We get along great, our friends like us together, yada yada yada. He wants to do the waiting until marriage thing for sex.

I’m cool with that, less pressure in the relationship. He wants to do this for religious reasons, which I mostly agree with. We met in youth group, after all. Here is the real kink. I lost the big V about a year ago. He knows about that, isn’t happy about it (’cause he hasn’t), but is willing to date me anyway.

What hasn’t really come up is the subject of porn and masturbation.

Back to the religious reasons: He doesn’t do either (or won’t fess up to them) and doesn’t approve. I, however, do both. Especially since my breakup (and thus no more sex) last year, I’ve come to rely on masturbating to take care of my sexual needs. The porn I am willing to forgo, but I don’t want to give up pleasuring myself. This guy knows nothing. He has talked about how we ought to “keep ourselves pure.” (My thoughts on purity: I’ve already screwed that up!)

Is there any good way to communicate to him that I’m not going to give up masturbating without him going crazy? It took long enough just to show him I wasn’t the spawn of Satan because I like girls as much as I like guys. Should I just go along with his standards and try giving up masturbation?

Or should I not tell him anything about what I do in the privacy of my own bedroom?

Mismatched On Sex

A:

The best way to communicate to this boy that you aren’t gonna give up masturbation is to break the fuck up with him, MOS. Your boyfriend is essentially forcing you to pick between him or masturbation, and the choice is obvious: Masturbation is a pleasurable friend that doesn’t judge you or shame you, and your boyfriend is an unpleasant, sexnegative, controlling, judgmental scold.

DTMFA. Then after you’ve enjoyed a few dozen celebratory guilt-free orgasms, MOS, ask yourself why you wasted even two minutes of your precious pansexual time on a guy like him, i.e., someone with whom you’re clearly not sexually compatible. You’re pansexual!

Somewhat sexually experienced!

You masturbate! You enjoy porn!

I could understand you dating a guy who was a virgin and wanted to remain sexually inactive for now—for religious reasons or otherwise—but dating someone you had to talk out of seeing you as the spawn of Satan? Dating someone you have to lie to about something as common and healthy as masturbation? Not worth it, MOS, not in the short run, not in the long run. You want to be with someone who likes you and wants to be with you, and this boy doesn’t like you.

Why on earth do you like him?

Finally: I hope that parenthetical in your second paragraph was meant sarcastically. But just in case: Being sexually active does not make you “impure.” I think you know that, MOS, but I want you to get out of this relationship while you still believe it.

Q:

I’m a 24-year-old straight male and I’m unattractive. Physically I’m not bad (not hot, but not ugly), but sadly, I’ve suffered from extreme depression all my life.

I’ve gotten help, and it’s made me a little better, to the point where I’m functional. Now here’s my issue: Low self-esteem and lethargy aren’t exactly the best things for attracting the opposite sex. My sex life is poor, and my love life is nonexistent. I’ve never felt romantic chemistry with a woman ever, and I’m honestly losing any faith that it will ever happen. I’ve always tried to respect women, but my inability to attract them sometimes leaves me feeling resentful. I don’t want to become a bitter men’s rights activist, so I’m wondering if you have any advice.

Unattractive Guy Longingly Yearns

A:

Did you see Louis C.K.’s most recent comedy special? He does this bit about schlumpy guys—guys like him—who don’t have much luck with women when they’re young. “I like getting older,” he says, “because for me, the kind of guy I am, getting older makes my life better. My sex life? Way better at 45… I’d like to make one of those ‘It Gets Better’ ads for dumpy young guys. We could use a little help, a little encouragement.”

Louis C.K.’s advice for you: “Stay relatively employed and washed; you’re going to be amazing in your 40s. You’re going to be the branch that she can grab before she hits the ground. It’s going to be so great. It just takes time for her circumstances to match your looks. When real shit matters, you’re going to be the sexiest

motherfucker in the world.”

My advice for you: Keep working on your depression, throw yourself into nonsexual pursuits that you enjoy, find a job you like and build a career, locate and patronize (and overtip) an independent sex worker (which can help you learn to interact with women), and don’t allow bitterness to ruin you for all those women you’re gonna get with in your 40s.

Q: A: Friends

What is the lesbian synonym for twink?

Can’t Ask Lesbian

I tossed your question to the wolves who follow me on Twitter, CALF, and got a few suggestions: twyke, dykelet, and Bieber. But the term of art is “baby dyke.”

Q:

Love you, Dan, but I expected a little bit more from you in your response to ERR, a restaurant manager who was attempting to advise a “Mexican” employee who was having romantic problems.

Unless the word Mexican was used to describe a hardworking, loyal, honest, eager worker, I’m not sure how it was in any way germane to the story. When reading your response, I was surprised you didn’t address this with ERR. I’m not sure what being Mexican has to do with this issue at all.

On some levels, ERR including it, or you not addressing it, seems to underlie, and subliminally support, some people’s predisposed— okay, prejudicial—views. Here’s a fun exercise. Replace the word Mexican with the word “black” in ERR’s question. Now try Jew. Now try Russian… French… Italian…

Thousand Islands? (Kidding, but this is a restaurant we’re talking

about.) See how the descriptor of the person can change the feel of the story, without it actually being in any way part of it? Care to comment? ¿Por favor?

Tim In Toronto

A:

A lot of immigrants from Mexico—documented and undocumented—work in restaurants in the United States, TIT. Having worked in restaurants myself, and having worked with a lot of Mexican immigrants, I thought the detail was germane for this reason: New or relatively new residents are often baffled by our strange sexual mores, which can include married ladies sleeping with restaurant workers who aren’t their husbands. (This never happens in Mexico, of course, because Mexican wives are loyal and honest and eager.) And during my years in the restaurant industry, TIT, I witnessed many decent and kind restaurant managers help their Mexican employees—some of whom were struggling not just with cultural barriers but also with language barriers—navigate the strange and unfamiliar social, political, and sexual mores, norms, and expectations they were encountering in the United States. So the detail struck me as both relevant and benign.

On the Lovecast, why divorce rates are so high among religious conservatives: savagelovecast.com.

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EVENTS

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FIND AND SUBMIT EVENTS AT The Fillmore (Detroit) | 7 p.m.

URBANITENEWS.COM/EVENTS Valentine’s Beer Dinner

Industry Sundays Level 3 Vodka Emporium | 10 p.m.

COMING UP

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 18

Rock Bottom | 7 p.m.

WEDNEDSAY, FEBRUARY 12

Tony n’ Tina’s Wedding Chrysler Theatre | 7 p.m. | $55 w/ dinner

#LoveisLove Video Campaign University of Windsor (CAW Commons) | 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

Windsor Express vs. Mississauga Power WFCU Centre | 7 p.m.

International Speech and Evaluation Contest Unversity of Windsor (Odette School of Business) | 6 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Hard Hearts Kordazone Theatre | 8 p.m. | $10-$15

Arctic Monkeys The Fillmore | 6:30 p.m.

Red Bull Crashed Ice Qualifier WFCU Centre | 7 p.m.

Zine Night with Rosina Riccardo Civic Space | 7 p.m.

A Tribe Called Red St. Andrew’s Hall (Detroit) | 8 p.m. | $12 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13 iClimb for United Way WFCU Centre | 7 a.m.

Donelle Woolford: Dick’s Last Stand MOCAD (Detroit) | 8 p.m. | $7 George Manury Taloola Cafe | 8 p.m.-9 p.m.

Blackwood HoneyBees The Beer Exchange | 9 p.m. | $5 Michelle Shaughnessy Comedy Quarry | 9 p.m. | $12 Buck Love Bull n’ Barrel | 9p.m.-2 a.m.

The Octopus w/ J. Walker and the Crossguards & Johnny Ill Band PJ’s Lager House (Detroit) | 9 p.m.

James O-L and the Villains w/ Shot#LoveisLove Video Campaign gun Jimmie University of Windsor (Odette School Phog Lounge | 10 p.m. of Business) | 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 15 Lionize w/ / Fifth and Main & Sick Smile | St. Andrew’s Hall (Detroit) ARTIST TALK: Donelle Woolford MOCAD (Detroit) | 1 p.m.

Valentine’s Day Dinner Party Gourmet Emporium | 7 p.m.

Windsor Spitfires vs Sarnia Sting WFCU Centre | 7 p.m.

FILM + MUSIC: All Ears MOCAD (Detroit) | 8 p.m.

Tony n’ Tina’s Wedding Chrysler Theatre | 7 p.m. | $55 w/ Calendar Girls dinner The Bank Theatre (Leamington) | 7:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. | $20 Ron James: Take No Prisoners Tour Chrysler Theatre | 7:30 p.m. | $55 A Woman of No Importance University Players | Essex Hall Theatre Carmen in Concert | 8 p.m. | $19-$20 Windsor Symphony Orchestra | 8 p.m.

The Groove Trio FM Lounge | 8 p.m.

Trevor Malcolm Taloola Cafe | 8 p.m.-9 p.m.

NRG Thursday w/ MONARK, Triifecta and Brendon Talbot Hard Hearts The Boom Boom Room | 9 p.m.

Kordazone Theatre | 8 p.m. | $10-$15 The Honey Pot w/ The Platinum Selection, Menophobia & Jellyfish Fuzz | PJ’s Lager House (Detroit) | 9 p.m. | $5 FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14 #LoveisLove Video Campaign w/ David Pinard University of Windsor (CAW Marketplace) | 12 p.m.-2 p.m.

Valentine’s Day Dinner Mezzo Ristorante & Lounge | 4 p.m.11p.m.

Hopsin’s Knock Madness Tour w/ Dagda and Tre Mob Records | St. Andrew’s Hall (Detroit) | 6 p.m.

The Airborne Toxic Event

Windsor Spitfires vs. Saginaw Spirit WFCU Centre | 6 p.m.

One-on-One Tax Preparation w/ Deloitte Downtown Windsor Business Accelerator | 10 a.m.

Junie B. Jones & Dinosaur Train The Chrysler Theatre| 1p.m.

TUESDAYS

Air Dubai w/ Itch & Cold English The Shelter (Detroit) | 6 p.m.

Open Stage Night w/ Year’s of Ernest Dominion House | 5 p.m.

Basics of Writing a Business Plan WindsorEssex Small Business Centre 3 - 4 p.m.

Junie B. Jones Chrysler Theatre | 1 p.m. | $16.95$25

Travis Reitsma & Jo Meloche Taloola Cafe | 8 p.m.-9 p.m.

Basics of Writing a Business Plan WindsorEssex Small Business Centre (Essex office) | 10 - 11 a.m.

Fares Karam The Fillmore (Detroit) | 8 p.m. | $40$225

Dropkick Murphys w/ Skinny Lister The Fillmore | 6:30 p.m.

Hard Hearts Kordazone Theatre | 8 p.m. | $10$15

Reading Week Party Bull n’ Barrel | 9 p.m.

Solids w/ Peach Pit & Brothel PJ’s Lager House (Detroit) | 9 p.m. | $10 SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 23

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 20

Ruby Buff w/ Beekeepers | PJ’s Lager House (Detroit) | 9 p.m. | $5 Invest for Tomorrow - Funding Innovation | John D. Bradley Convention Centre (Chatham) | 8 a.m.-2 p.m. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 24 | $20 Startup Infomation Session WindsorEssex Small Business Centre Windsor Express vs. Saint John 3-4 p.m.

Millrats WFCU Centre | 7 p.m.

Windsor Spitfires vs. Plymouth Whalers New Motown Revue WFCU Centre | 2 p.m.

The Shelter (Detroit) | 7 p.m.

Tony Coates Taloola Cafe | 8 p.m.-9 p.m.

Hard Hearts Kordazone Theatre | 8 p.m. | PWYC The Balconies w/ Say Yes, The Bluestones & Cowboys and Cardigans Dominon House | 9 p.m.

Larry XL Comedy Quarry | 8 & 10:30 p.m. | $12

Hard Hearts Drgn King w/ Traits & Characteristics Kordazone Theatre | 8 p.m. | $10-$15 PJ’s Lager House (Detroit) | 9 p.m. | $5

V.O.M.I.T. (Vocal Original Music Instrumental Talent) Villains Beastro WEDNESDAYS

Wacky Wexican Wednesdays w/ Quiz Night Dee Russ Windsor Light Music Theatre | 7 p.m. Dominion House | 5 p.m.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 19

The Groove Trio FM Lounge | 8 p.m.

MONDAYS Open Mic Surgery w/ James O-L Phog Lounge | doors 9 p.m.

Windsor Express vs. Brampton A’s WFCU Centre | 7 p.m.

Ultra Bide w/ Disinformants & Olympus Mons | PJ’s Lager House (Detroit) 9 p.m. | $7

WEEKLY

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22

One-on-One Entrepreneurial Coaching | Downtown Windsor Business Accelerator | 12-1 p.m.

Michelle Shaughnessy Comedy Quarry | 8 & 10:30 p.m. | $12 Mike Ure Band Bull n’ Barrel | 9 p.m.-2 a.m.

Cheap Time w/ Caveman Woodman & Radio Burns | PJ’s Lager House Nick Waterhouse (Detroit) | 9 p.m. | $7 PJ’s Lager House (Detroit) | 9 p.m. | $14 ADV, $16 ATG SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16 FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21 Windsor Express vs. Brampton A’s WFCU Centre | 2 p.m.

Larry XL Comedy Quarry | 9 p.m. | $12 Hard Hearts Kordazone Theatre | 2 p.m. | $10-$15 SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22 Detroit Jazz Festival presents “Jazz Speaks for Life” | The Fillmore (Detroit) | 2:30 p.m.

Great Lakes Myth Society (10th Anniversary show) w/ The High Strung, Drunken Barn Dance, Matt Jones & the Reconstruction | PJ’s Lager House (Detroit) | 9 p.m. | $6

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 25 New Music Tuesday: The Excommunicators w/ Language Stain & Pete Dauphin | PJ’s Lager House (Detroit) | 9 p.m. | $3

P.U.K.E. (People Using Karaoke Equipment) Villains Beastro The Groove Trio FM Lounge | 8 p.m.

Vice Aerial Phog Lounge | 10 p.m.

THURSDAYS Celtic Night w/ Mark Crampsie Dominion House | 5 p.m.

Open Mic w/ Anderson FM Lounge | 10 p.m.

FRIDAYS Loveless Fridays w/ Daniel Victor The Loop | 10 p.m.

After Work Party Rino’s Kitchen | 7 p.m.

ONGOING “3” Art Exhibition Detroit Artists Market, until Feb. 15 Border Cultures: Part Two (work, labour) Art Gallery of Windsor, until April 13

join us four our first anniversary party, sat. FeB. 22, there may be dancing