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The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

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SGA President Mensah censured

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LOCAL FAVS Results for brandnew, yearly competition

“It seems like the right time for me, and the right time for UVM.”

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Daniel Mark Fogel

ARTS

COMICS

Caption contest winner announced

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OPINION

A liberal conundrum

12-13 SPORTS

Men’s lacrosse coverage

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President to resign

How To: Accidently become a FB stalker

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Parmaga puts out ‘Ghost Pops’

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LIFE

Nyiko Beguin ‘Caught on Tapes’

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TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

UVM to keep going green on the go Eco-Ware is set to continue next semester !"#!)23"#4+")( !"#$$%&'(")'

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

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SGA president slapped on wrist a second time

Mensah says censure has no impact on his presidency

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Bake sales and origami crane-making raise $15,800 in aid Students and faculty work together to support victims of earthquake and tsunami in Japan

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:0&/$(.$/0"$>3./$5#(B5"$6&''"-<$(#$ 25-'(#6/3#A 1st Place: The Firehouse Gallery 2nd Place: The Bern Gallery OK, so this winner has since changed its name to the Burlington City Arts center. But they have remained one of the best spots to check out what Burlington’s most creative painters, sculptors, photographers, etc. are up to.

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:0&/$(.$<35-$4&13-(/"$.,3/$43-$ =>(*#(60/$>5#?0(".@$(#$25-'(#6/3#A 1st Place: Wings Over Burlington 2nd Place: Mr. Mikes When the dining halls are closed and “the munchies” are making it hard to focus, to whom are UVM students most likely to turn? Wings Over Burlington. The organization that began by catering to the late-night cravings of UMass students eventually found its way into Vermont. Students have welcomed them with open arms … and hungry mouths.

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The Marketplace was your vote for best snack-grabbing locale. Did its convenient Davis Center location give it a leg up over the Redstone Market? We think so. Or maybe it was all of the snacks they have. Either way, it won.

1st Place: The Skinny Pancake 2nd Place: Uncommon Grounds

Notable Mentions: Alice’s

Many believe a date in college consists of studying together or inviting someone over “to watch a movie.” How about you show a little class and order your date The Love Maker.

The Cynic recommends staying away from The Heart Breaker, however.

That’s more of a last date dessert.

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Notable Mentions: American Flatbread

1st Place: Stowe 2nd Place: Jay Peak

:0&/$(.$/0"$!"./$*(#(#6$0&''$3#$?&>,5.A 1st Place: The Marketplace 2nd Place: The Marché The Cynic has a sneaking suspicion that the mythical Charlie Cunningham and his famous falafel had a hand in helping The Marketplace pull off wins in two different categories. Or maybe it was the curry station, or the sandwich station or the friendly staff. It was probably a healthy dose of everything.

Notable Mentions: Brennan’s

You wake up in the morning to two feet of freshly fallen snow. It’s 8:30 a.m. and in an hour you have The History of the Most Boring Events 001. Are you going? Of course not. And where are you heading instead? Stowe.

Notable Mentions: Sugarbush

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!"#$%&'()*$$+,&&,'-"$.'&&$/0)$ escape 2nd Place: Amphitheater by Harris Millis 56-$#)#$*.%$',%$%1(!2%$*!4%$*.%$ news of its victory? Well it’s an inanimate object, so it probably didn’t react at all. But The Cynic staffer who brought it the news still swears he saw it smile. This is the same staffer who we lock in the back room to put commas in our stories, so he may be a little cracked. But either way, the view &,67$*.%$',%$%1(!2%$)1$167%*.)"0$ every UVMer should experience before graduation.

Notable Mentions: Lee’s Chinese Dominos

:0"-"$(.$/0"$!"./$,'&?"$(#$25-'(#6/3#$/3$.""$ &$?3#?"-/A 1st Place: Higher Ground 2nd Place: The Waterfront This one wasn’t even close.The venue that draws some of the biggest names in music to UVM’s backyard won in a landslide. Whether you !,%$)"*6$,6(4@$,!2@$(6+"*,A$6,$&634$7+1)(@$5)0.%,$B,6+"#$.!1$A6+,$'C>$ And of course, they feature a healthy dose of homegrown favorites, including Burlington’s own Something With Strings.

Noteable Mentions: Nectar’s Monkey House

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Michael Lawlor Class of 2013

Hannah Faesy Class of 2014

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Notable Mentions: Hiking Swimming Not eating Ben and Jerry’s

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TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

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UVM athlete spotlight of the week # 17 Drew Philie — Men’s lacrosse

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Position: Attack Height: 5’9” Weight : 200 lbs Class: Sophomore Hometown: Sandwich, Mass.

High School: Deerfield Academy Accomplishments at UVM:

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Getting to know the new face of rugby

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Tyler Broth Rugby Club president-elect

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3/25 Saturday

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3/26 Sunday

Men’s lacrosse @ Brown W 11-9

Women’s lacrosse vs.

Stony Brook W 11-9

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Holy Cross Moulton Winder Field 3 p.m.

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Saturday

4/2

Women’s lacrosse @ Binghamtom Vestal, N.Y. 12 p.m.

Men’s lacrosse @ Binghamtom Vestal, N.Y. 7 p.m.

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S P O RT S

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

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