Vermont Cynic Issue 23 by Vermont Cynic

!"#$%#&'()!

The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

NEWS

SGA President Mensah censured

1-5

Fogel announces plan to step down in June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

6-7

LOCAL FAVS Results for brandnew, yearly competition

“It seems like the right time for me, and the right time for UVM.”

8-9

Daniel Mark Fogel

ARTS

COMICS

Caption contest winner announced

OPINION

A liberal conundrum

12-13 SPORTS

Men’s lacrosse coverage

14-16

President to resign

How To: Accidently become a FB stalker

Parmaga puts out ‘Ghost Pops’

! ! ! " # $ % & ' ( ) * + ( , * " * ' & - . - /0 $ 1 2 3 + 4 - 5 3 % * 6 - 7 8 4 - 7 9 : : - ; - <' = 0 & $ - : 7 > - ? 1 1 0 $ - 7 @ - . - A 0 % = , ( B ) ' ( 4 - <$ % & ' ( )

LIFE

Nyiko Beguin ‘Caught on Tapes’

BURLINGTON BAND RELEASES FIRST EP

UVM President ?&@&-($0A' 10' #$)' &=*&+$&0-&' 7(' OPQ2& <%$)/:$1#& R*0$5& #A/1()& #A,#& A/)& 7/00$)#& ,++*-.5/)A-$1#& A,)& 7$$1&+%$,#/10&,&)$1)$&*"&.%/:$&/1&#A$& JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic O1/@$%)/#=C !"#$%&#'()*+'%#,)-+".)/01#,)$2#+.$)(0)"#20"(#"$)0')3%$)"#$%1'+(%0')+() DE&',1#$:&#*&#4%1&#A$&O1/@$%)/#=& +)2"#$$)40'5#"#'4#)3#,&)%')(3#)6+(#"7+')89%,&%'1)0')-+"43):;<

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

Golfarini wins SGA presidency New president defeats opponent, Lederer-Plaskett, by 21-vote margin !"#!(+,"#-%"(. =(+55)6"%(#"

DGA/)& /)& ,+#4,55=& *1$& *"& #A$& ,++$))& #*& #A$& 5/)#)$%@& :4$& #*& A/)& )#,%#$:C DE& ,-& %$,55=& $S+/#$:2& B$1,#$& A/0A$)#& #4%1*4#)& '$K@$& A,:2F& B6!&.*)/#/*12F&MA$@%/$%&),/:C Q,+/$'/+8&),/:&#A,#&/#&',)&1*#& $5$+#/*1)& ,%$& +*-/10& 4.C& E& !"#$%& '$$()& *"& +,-.,/01/102& MA$@%/$%&),/:C A/)& /1#$1#/*1& #*& $1:*%)$& ,1=*1$& $1+*4%,0$&$@$%=*1$&#*&0$#&/1@*5@$:& 345/,1& 6*5",%/1/& 7$,#& !5/8,& “It feels incredible. #A%*40A&#A*)$&$-,/5)2&74#&MA$@%/$%& /1& #A,#& ,1:& ./+(& =*4%& )$1,#*%)C& E& 9$:$%$%;<5,)($##&7=&>?&@*#$)&/1&#A$& ,-&-*)#&$S+/#$:&,7*4#&./+(/10&#A$& %,+$& "*%& .%$)/:$1#& *"& #A$& B#4:$1#& It is now sinking in a ),/:&#A,#&A$&A,)&7$$1&)$$1&.475/+5=& )4..*%#/10&6*5",%/1/&/1&*#A$%&',=)C $S$+4#/@$&+*--/##$$&,1:&V4)#&)#,%#& 6*@$%1-$1#&!))*+/,#/*1C& 6*5",%/1/&),/:&A$&/)&%$,:=&#*&0$#& -,(/10&#A$&#$,-CF DE#& "$$5)& /1+%$:/75$2F& 6*5",%/1/& little bit more. Thanks ),/:C& DE#& /)& 1*'& )/1(/10& /1& ,& 5/##5$& to everyone who 7/#&-*%$C&GA,1()&#*&$@$%=*1$&'A*& )4..*%#$:& -$C& E& %$,55=& ,..%$+/,#$& supported me. I really /#C 6*5",%/1/& '*1& '/#A& HIJ& @*#$)& appreciate it.” #*&9$:$%$%;<5,)($##K)&HLL2&B.$,($%& *"&#A$&B$1,#$&M5,/%$&MA$@%/$%&),/:C& DN/#A& #A$& +5*)$)#& @*#$& $@$%& Julian Golfarini /1& OPQ& A/)#*%=2& EK:& 5/($& #*& SGA president-elect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he Vermont Cynic .%$@/*4)& =$,%)& ),'& )47)#,1#/,55=& (#&' /+)(' (21' 3-%45)6' $(' 27)' 01(' =>?)!"#$%&#'(@A,#4()B9,%+')>0,5+"%'%)C"%13(D)$2#+.$)%')+')%'(#"E%#F) "$'$%& 14-7$%)& *"& )#4:$1#& ,++$.#,75$& "*%& A/-& #*& )$1:& *1$& F%(3)GH-(E)I#F$)J:)+'430")K+')?,,%$(#")L,%E#"M)%')(3#)GH-(E)$(9&%0) #*& #A$& #A/%:& 7$+,4)$& A$& *15=& A,)& !"#$%&#'()$#*!!(#!+#$%&#,-./)#0&"$&(#!"#1%2()3-45#6-(7%#89: .,%#/+/.,1#)2&MA$@%/$%&),/:C

NEWS

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

UVM to keep going green on the go Eco-Ware is set to continue next semester !"#!)23"#4+")( !"#$$%&'(")'

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

!"#$%&"'()*%+&,%&"'-..)/01"0)&'2+%.0$%&"'3)4'5%&.16'.7%18.'$#+0&9'60.':%%8;<'+%7)+"'")'"6%'!(-' !%&1"%=''>#+0&9'"6%'?#%.$1<@'51+/6'AB'',%%"0&9@'60.'.%/)&$'/%&.#+%':1.'7+)7).%$=

SGA president slapped on wrist a second time

Mensah says censure has no impact on his presidency

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`>% B#)?#$0% .-% 0'#,)% a.+% /.&$0.&$% 0'#:% &.79/% )!6%)*#C%#&,%$=> !"#$% 0'.7('% 2.3#% 207/#$02% 2*,/%0'*0%0'#:%&#)#%7$*&*)#%0'*0% 0'#%B)#2,/#$0%&*2%+#,$(%?#$27)#/1%

0'#:%0',$F%0'*0%,0%,2%7$*??#B0*+9#% -.)% ',3% 0.% $.0% 2,($% ,3B.)0*$0% 9#(,29*0,.$;

“On a personal level I feel like it’s a waste of time and distracts our energies away from doing great things and also gives SGA a bad public image if this is all the UVM community sees.”

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

Kofi Mensah SGA President HG,$?#% '#% &*2% #9#?0#/1% '#% 2'.79/% +#% /.,$(% ',2% a.+1N% 2.B'.3.)#%_,bb:%O#'3#)%2*,/;%

PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY ALEXA ALGIOS The Vermont Cynic

Bake sales and origami crane-making raise $15,800 in aid Students and faculty work together to support victims of earthquake and tsunami in Japan

!"#$%&'()"#*+,)-( !"#$$%&'(")' _..F,$(% -.)% *% -)#2'9:% +*F#/% (../%.)%0'#%.BB.)07$,0:%0.%3*F#% .),(*3,^%%% G07/#$02% *$/% -*?790:% *)#% )*,2,$(%3.$#:%-.)%D*B*$%0').7('% +*F#% 2*9#2% ,$% 0'#% C*",2% K#$0#)% *$/% .),(*3,% ?)*$#@3*F,$(% &.)F2'.B2; <$% .),(*3,% ?)*$#@3*F,$(% 2#22,.$% 2B.$2.)#/% +:% 0'#% D*B*$#2#% c).()*3% &*2% '#9/% .$% 6*)?'%=]%0.%)*,2#%3.$#:%0.%2#$/% 0.%D*B*$1%G#$,.)%_#?07)#)%G7b7F,% K*)92.$%2*,/; E'#% B*B#)% ?)*$#2% &,99% +#% 2#$0% 0.% G07/#$0% P#+7,9/1% *$% .)(*$,b*0,.$% B).3.0,$(% 0'#% c*B#)% K)*$#2% -.)% D*B*$% B).a#?01% 0'#% G07/#$0% P#+7,9/% &#+2,0#% 20*0#/; E'#% ().7B% B).",/#2% B#.B9#% &,0'% *$% #*2:% &*:% 0.% 0*F#% *?0,.$% *$/%'#9B%D*B*$1%*??.)/,$(%0.%0'#% G07/#$0%P#+7,9/%&#+2,0#; HS.)% #"#):% B*B#)% ?)*$#% &#% 2#$/1% 0'#% O#b.2% S*3,9:%

S.7$/*0,.$% &,99% /.$*0#% Y=% 0.% <)?',0#?07)#% -.)% T73*$,0:82% )#?.$20)7?0,.$% #--.)02% ,$% D*B*$% 7B% 0.% Y=>>1>>>1N% *??.)/,$(% 0.% (0%#D-'$,.!"!'<#31,#E.2.'#F*%,= V$#% 0'.72*$/% -.7)% '7$/)#/% B*B#)% ?)*$#2% &#)#% 3*/#% /7),$(%

0'#% &.)F2'.B1% &',?'% )*,2#/% Y=1d>>;%R$%0.0*91%K*)92.$%2*,/%'#% '*2% ?.99#?0#/% ."#)% e1]>>% B*B#)% ?)*$#21% &',?'% ,2% #f7,"*9#$0% 0.% Y\=1d>>; K*)92.$% 2*,/% '#% &,99% ?.$0,$7#% 0.%?.99#?0%B*B#)%?)*$#2%7$0,9%<B),9%

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

?18%.60'E)+09#/60'F;%G"H'1&$'(%&%*0%*%'E0;;'F+096"H'/+%1"%')+091,0' /+1&%.'")'I%&%4"'J171&'0&'"6%'K0*0&9LK%1+&0&9'M%&"%+')&'51+/6'NO=

\\;

E'#% &.)F2'.B% *00)*?0#/% *0% 9#*20% Q>% B#.B9#1% ,$?97/,$(% D*B*$#2#% 9*$(7*(#% 207/#$021% -*?790:1% 207/#$02% 9,",$(% ,$% 0'#% D*B*$% T.72#% ,$% 0'#% _,",$(g _#*)$,$(% K#$0#)% *$/% O7)9,$(0.$% ?.337$,0:% 3#3+#)21% K*)92.$% 2*,/; H6*F,$(% B*B#)% ?)*$#2% ,2% *% -7$%&*:%0.%(#0%,$".9"#/%,$%*%(../% ?*72#1N% 2.B'.3.)#% D#22#% [##-#% 2*,/1%HA'*0%,2%#*2,#)%0'*$%0'*0^N% R$%*//,0,.$%0.%0'#%B*B#)%?)*$#@ 3*F,$(% B).a#?01% 2.B'.3.)#% E#)7F,% A*0*$*+#% 2*,/% '#% '*2% )*,2#/% *% 0.0*9% .-% Yh1>>>% -).3% ?.99#?0,$(% /.$*0,.$2% *).7$/% ?*3B72%*$/%2#99,$(%+*F#/%(../; A*0*$*+#% 2*,/% '#% )*,2#/% Y\1Q>>% *-0#)% 3*F,$(% *$$.7$?#3#$02% ,$% ?9*22#2% *$/% *2F,$(% -.)% /.$*0,.$2% -).3% 456% 207/#$02%*$/%-*?790:; HR% *3% ,3B)#22#/% 0'*0% *% 9.0% 3.)#%B#.B9#%*)#%"#):%#$0'72,*20,?% *+.70%'#9B,$(%D*B*$1N%A*0*$*+#% 2*,/;% HG.3#% ,$/,",/7*92% /.$*0#/%

3.)#%0'*$%YQ>;N S,-0##$% '7$/)#/% /.99*)2% &*2% *//,0,.$*99:% 3*/#% -).3% 2#99,$(% -)#2'9:%+*F#/%(../2%,$%0'#%C*",2% K#$0#)1%'#%2*,/;

“This is a great way to rally together and help Japan to get back on their feet.” Genevieve Hill Sophomore A*0*$*+#%'*2%?)#*0#/%*%().7B% .$%?*3B72%0.%27BB.)0%0'#%B#.B9#% ,$%D*B*$1%'#%2*,/; E'#%().7B%B9*$2%.$%.)(*$,b,$(% *%3#3.),*9%?#)#3.$:%-.)%",?0,32% ,$% D*B*$1% *% -7$/)*,2,$(% 2.??#)% 0.7)$*3#$0% .$% ?*3B72% *$/% #"#$02% ?.99*+.)*0,$(% &,0'% 9.?*9% -*)321%A*0*$*+#%2*,/;

N EWS

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

Senator Bernie Sanders visits UVM and stresses student engagement !"#*(%+#,$)-(./ 01(.(2.%34("2'% *+)% ,-.(/" #$%" &#'" (#$)('" &*" &$+,"&*"-./."/')."0'1)2'"/$)%'134" 5#*" 6232&'%" -78" *)" 8$1(#" 9:" &*" 3;'$," $&" ;1*<'33*1" =$)2'+" >1?@,*53,2A3" B)&1*%C(&2*)" &*" /*(2*+*D?"(+$33. "B)"$";#*)'"2)&'162'54"/$)%'13" 3$2%"&#$&"#'"')E*?3"6232&2)D"(*++'D'" ($@;C3'3" $)%" 3;'$,2)D" 52&#" (*++'D'"3&C%')&3"F'($C3'"#'"<''+3" JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic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continued from page 1 )C(+'$1"')'1D?4"&#'"')621*)@')&4" $3"$";1*<'33*1"*)"$"%$2+?"F$323. GB" ,)*54" F'($C3'" #'" $)%" B" $"#CD'")$&2*)$+"%'F&.H 012$)"M''%4"$33*(2$&'";1*6*3&" /42$%-4,<$&%46"+-%'-8%/".%$0*'-$&% <*1"(C112(C+$1"$<<$2134"$;;1'(2$&'3" #'"23"D*2)D"F$(,"2)&*"$"(+$331**@" &#'" '<<*1&" K1'32%')&" W*D'+" #$3" $)%"&'$(#2)D"$D$2)"$)%"F'2)D"$F+'" “My hope is that %'%2($&'%" 5#')" 2&" (*@'3" &*" &#'" &*" &'$(#" 8*)%$?4" _'%)'3%$?4" Vermont and U.S. )''%3" *<" &#'" -)26'132&?" $)%" W12%$?" 52&#*C&" &#2),2)D" &#$&" `B" 1'3;'(&3" #23" %'(232*)" &*" 1'32D)" #$6'" &*" F'" 2)" ]'5" Y*1," <*1" &#23" students would be @''&2)DA" *1" 3*@'&#2)D" +2,'" &#$&4" <1*@"#23"1*+'"$3";1'32%')&." FC&"1'$++?"F'2)D"$F+'"&*"(*@@2&4H" deeply engaged. This “I think returning to ='11"3$2%. generation of college 3$2%" K1'32%')&" W*D'+" being a professor is #$3"='11" E*,'%" 52&#" (*++'$DC'3" $F*C&" students will be facing very attractive to me.” ;*&')&2$+" ;*'&1?" 1'$%2)D3" 2)" #23" unparalleled problems 3$.%"()*$%'3%=,&%>',,:%% W*1")*54"K1'32%')&"W*D'+"52++" as they get older.” +1$% -/$% 3$0-% ?@% !"3-/1% -"% ."#<% Daniel Mark Fogel &*5$1%" $%6$)(2)D" -78" 2)" '6'1?" UVM president 5$?" &#$&" #'" ($)" F'<*1'" &$,2)D" $" Bernie Sanders ?'$1"*<"$%@2)23&1$&26'"$F3')('." B)"$%%2&2*)"&*"512&2)D"$"F**," GB" &#2)," #23" 2)&'1'3&" +2'3" 2)" U.S. Senator (*)&2)C2)D" $3" $" 3(#*+$1" $)%" $)%"'%2&2)D"$"(*++'(&2*)"*<"'33$?34" $" &'$(#'14" $)%" &#$&" #'" 23" $)" #'" 5$)&3" &*" ;+$?" &#'" DC2&$14" /$)%'13" 3$2%" &#$&" 3&C%')&3" $(,)*5+'%D'%"3(#*+$1.""B"$33C@'" 3;')%" @*1'" &2@'" 52&#" #23" 52<'" 3#*C+%" F'" $((';&'%" 5'++4H" M''%" $)%" D1$)%(#2+%" $)%" ($&(#" C;" *)" 3#*C+%" F'" '3;'(2$++?" (*)('1)'%" 1'$%2)D4"1';*1&'%"&#'"56'7(.8"2.% 3$2%." ^#2'<" *<" /&$<<" L$1?" ='11" 3$2%" 9'))%:');;.

FOGEL

Plans to return to teaching

New blog posts info about UVM !"#!$%&"#'("$) !"#$$%&'(")' V"F+*D"($++'%"-78"\2&&+'"021%" 5$3" (1'$&'%" &*" ;*3&" $)*)?@*C3" 2)<*1@$&2*)" $F*C&" &#'" -78" (*@@C)2&?. I#'"F+*D"$3,3"3&C%')&3"&*"3')%" 2)" 2)<*1@$&2*)" &#$&" &#'?" F'+2'6'" &#'";CF+2("@C3&"3''. G72%'*34" ;2(&C1'34" aC*&'3" $)%" $1&2(+'3" &C1)'%" %*5)" <1*@" *+)% ,-.(/" *1" I#'" _$&'1" I*5'1" <*1" 3*@'" 1$%2($+" )*&2*)4" 52++" F'" (*++'(&'%"$)%";CF+23#'%"#'1'4H"&#'" F+*D"3&$&'%. V((*1%2)D" &*" &#'" F+*D4" '6')" #$&'")*&'34"1C@*134"1$)&34";*'@3"

!"#$%& '() !"#!$%&"#'("$) !"#$$%&'(")'

Drug-related objects was confiscated on March 20 from a dorm room in Sichel Hall. A student punched another student and the incident is still under investigation.

*1"(12@'[1'+$&'%"2)(2%')&3"52++"F'" ;*3&'%. W*++*52)D" &#'" 1'(')&" /&C%')&" L*6'1)@')&" V33*(2$&2*)" '+'(&2*)34"&#'"F+*D";*3&'%"1C@*134" ;2(&C1'3"$)%"*;2)2*)3"$F*C&"F*&#" ;1'32%')&2$+"($)%2%$&'3. /LV" K1'32%')&[b+'(&" XC+2$)" L*+<$12)24"3$2%"#'")*&2('%"$";*3&'1" $%6*($&2)D" &#'" F+*D" 2)" &#'" =$623" ^')&'1" &#$&" 1'$%4" GXC+2$)" \2'34H" $)%"%'(2%'%"+**,"$&"&#'"5'F32&'. GB&A3" )*&" $" F$%" 2%'$" &*" F'" #*)'3&4H" L*+<$12)2" 3$2%4" GQ*5'6'14" 5#$&" &#'?" 3$2%" $F*C&" @'"5$3"C)&1C'.H

An intoxicated student passed out in a Simpson Hall bathroom on March 18. Posters were ripped down and damage was done to a student’s door in Marsh Hall. Two students were criminally charged for breaking glass, yelling and shoving during a fight.

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

COURTESY BERNIE SANDERS

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

NEWS

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

Professor achieves global recognition Ali hopes to â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;build bridgesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; !"#,-"./$#0/&%+ !"#$$%&'(")' 9* !KT* =&/:%''/&* -+'* V0'(* +..%.* +"/(-%&* #"(%&"+(#/"+1* &%,/;"#(#/"* (/* -#'* 1#'(* /:* +,,/7=1#'-7%"('8 *A+1%%7*91#*-+'*D%%"*'%1%,(%.* D)* (-%* J/&1.* B,/"/7#,* </&07* [JB<\*#"*X%"%$+3*AE#(L%&1+".*+'* +*]/0";*X1/D+1*S%+.%&*:/&*25^^3* +,,/&.#";*(/*+*=&%''*&%1%+'%*:&/7* !KT8 @-%* =&/:%''/&* /:* %"$#&/"7%"(+1* '(0.#%'* #'* /"%* /:* ^_5* 1%+.%&'* E-/* -+$%* D%%"* '%1%,(%.* D)* (-%* JB<* :&/7* `a* ,/0"(&#%'3* (-%* =&%''* &%1%+'%* '(+(%.8* >%*E+'*,-/'%"*+'*/"%*/:*(E/* 7%7D%&'* (/* &%=&%'%"(* b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b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

Fast Facts: Professor Saleem Ali

s "ORN IN THE 5 3 BUT RAISED IN 0AKISTAN s 'REATLY ADMIRES !MORY ,OVINS AND THE LATE 3TEPHEN *AY 'OULD THE LATTER OF WHOM HE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO INTERVIEW WHILE STUDYING AT -)4 s 0ROlLED IN &ORBES MAGAZINE IN 3EPTEMBER s #HOSEN BY .ATIONAL 'EOGRAPHIC IN -AY AS %MERGING %XPLORER s -EMBER OF THE 7ORLD #OMMISSION ON 0ROTECTED !REAS s 0UBLISHED AUTHOR MOST RECENT BOOK IS h4REASURES OF THE %ARTHv

ALEXA ALGIOS The Vermont Cynic

*+)%,(--(./0%1(2'#'34%#"%56%7.(8)'0("3%9-#:)4%+#0%0";;<%;8)'-;;=(./%,>'-(./";.%0(.:)%("%?#0%2>(-"%(.%@66AB%

Billings to get facelift Library to undergo renovation, have new purpose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

* Q)* %7=()#";* '=+,%* #"* (-%* 1#D&+&)3* ,&/E.#";* #''0%'* '-/01.* D%*1%''*/:*+*=&/D1%7*:/&*'(0.%"('* +(*Q+#1%)R>/E%3*-%*'+#.8 01+#$ 2-3'&'%$ 4#&56($ 78!9#$ -($ "/E* #"#(#+(#";* (-%* .%$%1/=7%"(* /:*+*7+'(%&*=1+"*:/&*Q+#1%)R>/E%* (-+(* E#11* #",10.%* 1//G#";* +(* (-%* D%'(*0'%*:/&*(-%*'=+,%*E%*$+,+(%3M* -%*'+#.8

â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Billings Library is UVMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s greatest architectural treasure and an important part of our heritage. It ought to be used in a way that is appropriate to that heritage.â&#x20AC;? Jeffrey D. Marshal Director of Special Collections 9* "%E'1%((%&* +&(#,1%* +".* &%"/$+(#/"* 'G%(,-%'* &%1%+'%.* D)* (-%* ?/11%;%* /:* 9&('* +".* A,#%",%'* ;#$%'* '(0.%"('* +"* #7+;%* /:* E-+(* (-%* &%.%'#;"%.* Q#11#";'* ?%"(%&* E#11*1//G*1#G%8* IU7+;#"%* %"(%&#";* (-%* X&%+(* >+11* (-&/0;-* (-%* +&,-%.*

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

Fleming Museum mummy mystery unwrapped !"#12$3+#(4/'' !"#$$%&'(")'

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he Vermont Cynic B;)=(3* +,,/&.#";* (/* !"#$%&'#()* *+)%C4DEEF3)#'F;-<%G/3H"(#.%I>II3%-()0%(.%7JKL0%M-)I(./% ?/770"#,+(#/"'8 IJ%* &%+11)* =0'-%.* (-%* K>0)>I%;.%&)<.)0<#34%K#':+%CAB

N EWS

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

BSAD dean makes bank No divestment bill New Sharma to make $320,000, second only to Pres. Fogel

Israel/Palestine debate deemed too alienating for student government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

“The issue here is about human rights; are these abuses taking place or aren’t they?”

Nolan Rampy Students for Justice in Palestine J5*@%&'()$*'&%&(==+4'$)%'#1&% =4+=+&5/% 5*)% 3$3:$4&% +,% -]2% ,$/'% '#$% *$$)% '+% 4$&=+*)H% M5&'$4% &51)B% "#$% (*1?$4&1'@% .+33(*1'@% #5&% :$$*% 5.'1?$% 1*% 4$&=+*)1*;% '+% '#$&$% .+*.$4*&% '#4+(;#% +=$*% )1&.(&&1+*% 5'% -]2% 3$$'1*;&% 5*)% .+*?$4&5'1+*&% :$'9$$*% &$*5'+4&% 5*)% &'()$*'&% +,% 5//% ;4+(=&% 1*?+/?$)%91'#%'#1&%1&&($H%#$%&51)B% M5&'$4% &51)% #$% )1&/1K$&% '#5'%

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`'#$% 4$&+/('1+*a% '+% :$% '5:/$)H% 4$;54)/$&&% +,% 9#$4$% @+(% ,5//% +*% '#1&%1&&($HN%&51)%\+/5*%b53=@%+,% -'()$*'&%,+4%X(&'1.$%1*%P5/$&'1*$B% I"#$%=+&1'1+*%*$$)&%'+%.+3$%,4+3% 5*%1*,+43$)%=$4&=$.'1?$BN% 2&%'#$%1&&($&%&(44+(*)1*;%'#$% ^&45$/1% +..(=5'1+*% +,% P5/$&'1*$% 91//% :$% :4+(;#'% (=% 1*% '#$% ,('(4$H% 1'% 91//% #+=$,(//@% :$% 5'% 5% =+1*'% 9#$*%=$+=/$%54$%4$5)@%'+%35K$%5% )$.1&1+*H%b53=@%&51)B%% I"#1&% 1&&($% &#+(/)% *+'% :$% '5K$*%/1;#'/@HN%#$%&51)B%I"#$%1&&($% #$4$% 1&% 5:+('% #(35*% 41;#'&c% 54$% '#$&$% 5:(&$&% '5K1*;% =/5.$% +4% 54$*V'%'#$@dN% 2% 3$$'1*;% #5&% 5/4$5)@% '5K$*% =/5.$%:$'9$$*%3$3:$4&%+,%S1//$/% 5*)% -'()$*'&% ,+4% X(&'1.$% 1*% P5/$&'1*$%'+%.4$5'$%5%95@%'+%#5?$% +#/#%5.0&$'.-5,--.)/$+#!(##/$!"#$ '9+%;4+(=&H%b53=@%&51)B% I^% K*+9% '#5'% '#1&% 1&&($% 1&% $_'4$3$/@% =+/541L1*;HN% A-^% P4$&1)$*'%S51/$@%-'$4*%&51)B -'$4*%&51)%'#5'%&#$%#+=$&%'#$% :1//%91//%*+'%:$%451&$)%5;51*H%:('%1,% 1'%1&H%#$4%;4+(=%1&%=4$=54$)%'+%K$$=% 9+4K1*;%'+%35K$%&(4$%'#5'%1'%)+$&% *+'%=5&&B%% "#$%3+4$%=$+=/$%9$%.5*%35K$% 5954$%+,%9#5'%1&%;+1*;%+*%5*)%;$'% '+% K*+9% '#$% ,5.'&H% '#$% :$''$4% '#$% )15/+;($%91//%:$H%&#$%&51)B% I^,% 9$% .5*% ;$'% 3+4$% =$+=/$% $)(.5'$)H% '#$*% '#5'% 9+(/)% :$% 5% &(..$&&HN%-'$4*%&51)B

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

/("7,&(.*$%.(,&*()*7,80(,*08)"(*7%9,.(:,&(*1#):*;.#0,$*7"#%&'**/<3* ="8$%>*1)#":?**

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

COURTESY OF UNIVERSITY COMMUNICATIONS

P4$&1)$*'% Q+;$/% )$,$*)$)% 5%:(&1*$&&%)$5*%1*%'+)5@V&%354K$'B IO$%/++K$)%5'%+'#$4%=$+=/$%1*% P453+)1'5%-#5435%:@%&5@1*;%'#5'% &#$%1&%'#$%9+4/)V&%/$5)1*;%&.#+/54% !"#$%#&'$(")$(#*#$+,-./#--$'#0/-$ 5'% +'#$4% =(:/1.% (*1?$4&1'1$&% 9#+% 1*%,531/@%:(&1*$&&B #5)% 3(.#% #1;#$4% &5/541$&HN% #$% “We looked at other &51)B['#$4% 5)31*1&'45'+4&% &51)% people in the field '#$@% 5;4$$%'#5'% -#5435%)$&$4?$&% '#$%&5/54@%#$%1&%:$1*;%+,,$4$)B who were business -#5435% .+3$&% '+% >AJ% ,4+3% +*$%+,%'#$%'+=%:(&1*$&&%&.#++/&%1*% deans at other public '#$%9+4/)%5*)%1&%+*$%+,%'#$%3+&'% universities who had 4$&=$.'$)%:(&1*$&&%&.#++/%/$5)$4&% 1*%\+4'#%23$41.5H%Y*+)$//%&51)%'+% much higher salaries.” >*1?$4&1'@% M+33(*1.5'1+*&% 1*% 5% =4$&&%4$/$5&$B I"#1&% #14$% &#+(/)% :$% Daniel Mark Fogel 4$.+;*1L$)%5&%5*%53:1'1+(&%&1;*5/% +*%'#$%=54'%+,%>AJ%'+%)$?$/+=%5% UVM President &'45'$;1.%,+.(&%,+4%0-27HN%-#5435% &51)B% I"#$% &'45'$;1.% ,+.(&% 9+(/)% I-#$% 1&% +,% ;4$5'% ?5/($% '+% /$5)% '+% )1&'1*.'1?$% .(441.(/(3&% '#$% >*1?$4&1'@% 5*)% '#$% &'5'$% +,% 5*)%=4+;453&%'#5'%9+(/)%5''45.'% '#$% :$&'% &'()$*'&% *5'1+*5//@% 5*)% A$43+*'HN%P4$&1)$*'%Q+;$/%&51)B S$%5/&+%&51)%'#5'%'#$%&5/54@%,+4% 1*'$4*5'1+*5//@BN -5*C5@%-#5435%1&%.+3=$'1'1?$%,+4%

LIFE

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

A CYNICAL GUIDE TO LIFE

KATIE IDA

!"#$%"& Accidently become a Facebook stalker

!"#$%&'()$%*++,-%./0%1(2+%('% (30'4('5+%/6%67++%"89+%4+$8:'+4% 6/7%$"04;8':-%<328/0$);=%;/0%(7+% /'%>(5+3//,?1+% @7+28/0$% *++,% ;/0% *+'"% /0"=% % 9+"% (% :0;-% ./0% 9(;% /7% 9(;% '/"% 1(2+% 4('5+4=% 9(4+% /0"=% "(,+'% @(7"% 8'% $/9+% 1+(2;% @+""8':=%+"5-%% ./0%0$+%;/07%$*++"%4+405"82+% $,8))$% ('4% 48$5/2+7% "1("% "1+7+% (7+%/');%$8A%B+'7;$%8'%"1+%CDE% 487+5"/7;F% /');% "*/% (7+% G0'8/7$=% *1851% ;/0% 48$5/2+7+4% 1+% 8$% *1+'% ;/0% 1(4% "1("=% 01=% 4++@% 5/'2+7$("8/'./0% $+(751% "1+9% ())-%% >8'());=% ;/0% 18"% ;/07% 9(7,-%% ./0% 5/'"+9@)("+% H678+'48':I% 189-% ./0% ($,% ;/07% 7//99("+$% *1+"1+7%/7%'/"%8"%*/0)4%3+%*+874=% "//% 6/7*(74=% '++4;=% "//% $//'-% ?1+;% :82+% ;/0% 2(:0+=% 0'1+)@60)% ('$*+7$./0% 4+584+% "/% 4/% 8"% (';*(;-%% ./0% *(8"-% J'4% *(8"-% ?1/0:1"$% K//4% ;/07% 98'4L% B8$% 5/9@0"+7% 57($1+4F% 1+% *($% (3405"+4% ('4% 6/75+4% "/% 3+5/9+% (% 470:% 90)+F%

HEALTH AND WELLNESS CORNER

JUDE DIZON

D)1-% K.)(% <#L'+% #$% ,"-% ;1)&.,#'+% M% N),4-.&"% G$$#$,.+,% H''41#+.,'4% #+% O-.(,"% K4'*',#'+% E-42#&-$% 7'4% ,"-% H-+,-4% 7'4% O-.(,"% M% P-((/-#+B6% O-% #$% .$$#$,-1% #+% Q4#,#+B% "#$% &'()*+% /5% *-1#&.(% .+1% *-+,.(% "-.(,"% !"#$%&'(#'$)* * +,* -$* (* ./$'0 5-.4% B4.1).,-% $,)1-+,% #+% ,"-% ?+#2-4$#,5R$% "#B"-4% -1)&.,#'+%.+1%$,)1-+,%.77.#4$% .1*#+#$,4.,#'+%>4'B4.*6

1+%1("+$%;/0>8'());=% ($% ;/0% $"04;% E(7A#$% "1/0:1"$% /'% H"1+% M+*8$1% N0+$"8/'=I% ;/0% $++% "1("% "18$% +)0$82+% 57+("07+% 1($% (55+@"+4% ;/07% 678+'4% 7+O0+$"-% ./0% 47/@% E(7A=%*1/$+%6(58()%1(87%57++@+4% ;/0%/0"%(';*(;=%('4%:/%3(5,%"/% ;/07%$"(),8':>87$"=% ;/0% $57/))% "17/0:1% 18$% @7/&)+% @85"07+$-% ?1+'% "(::+4% @85"07+$-% ?*+'";% 98'0"+$% )("+7% ;/0%(7+%$86"8':%"17/0:1%@($"%*())% @/$"$-%./0%$++%(%'093+7%/6%@/$"$% 67/9% $/9+% 38"51% '(9+4% ?+$$-%% P1/$+%'(9+%8$%?+$$=%(';*(;Q ./0% 89(:8'+% ?+$$% ('4% B+'7;#$% )/':=% )/2+);% 7/9('5+=% "1+87% 60"07+% 518)47+'=% "1+% 1/9+% *7+5,8':% "1("% 5077+'");% 4/+$'#"% $++9%)8,+%"1("%3(4%/6%(%@)('B8$% 9/9% *7/"+% /'% 18$% *())-%% ./0%51+5,%1+7%/0"-%./0%)//,%6/7% (% 6(98);% 7+$+93)('5+-% B+'7;% 1($% (% 37/"1+7-% B99=% */0)4'#"% 8"% 3+% 50"+% 86% 1+% 4("+4% ;/07% 3+$"% 678+'4Q%?1+'%;/0%5/0)4%)82+%'+A"% 4//7% "/% +(51% /"1+7-% R7+"";% $//'% ;/07%89(:8'(7;%60"07+%)//,$%)8,+% ('%+@8$/4+%/6%HS2+7;3/4;%T/2+$% U(;9/'4-I J6"+7% ('% 1/07% @($$+$=% ;/0% 7+()8V+% ;/0% 1(2+% "(,+'% @(7"% 8'% *1("% 98:1"% 3+% 4+"+798'+4% 57898'()%)+2+)%$"(),8':-%% T("+7% "1("% *++,+'4=% ;/0% :+"% (% "+A"% 67/9% "1+% '/"W$/W+)0$82+W (6"+7W())% B+'7;-% ./0% 1(2+% "/% 7+98'4% ;/07$+)6% "1("% ;/0% 4/'#"% (5"0());%,'/*%18$%9/"1+7#$%'(9+% 8$%X('5;=%1+%1($%(%37/"1+7%'(9+4% P()"+7%('4%;/0%$1/0)4'#"%(':78);% ($,%*1/%"1+%1+))%?+$$%8$-%%

!"#$%&'()*+%#$%+',%*-.+,%,'% /-% ,.0-+% .$% .&,).(% .12#&-3% /),% 4.,"-4% .$% $'&#.(% &'**-+,.456! ?1+%Y;'85!1'-$%+',%.12#$-%5')%,'% 1'%'4%+',%1'%.+5%'7%,"-%.&,#2#,#-$% *-+,#'+-1%./'2-6

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

Keynote speaker encourages peers to act as professors Harvard professor kicks off diversity symposium A4$B)+62$&%) 8#7-9:-.,)4-$%;1#,'4

Z+;'/"+% $@+(,+7% 6/7% "1+% 6/07"1%(''0()%])(5,3/(74%M0':)+% ^;9@/$809% a7-% T('8% b08'8+7% $@/,+% (3/0"% 482+7$8";=% */9+'% ('4% @++7W"/W@++7% )+(7'8':% 8'% 1+7% )+5"07+% Ha82+7$8";=% <@@/7"0'8";% ('4% "1+% ^186"8':% E+78"/57(5;% 8'% B8:1+7%S405("8/'I%/'%?107$4(;=% E(751%[c%8'%"1+%!7(%J))+'%Y1(@+)]+6/7+% b08'8+7% 3+:('% 1+7% $@++51=% Y18+6% a82+7$8";% <6&5+7% P('4(%B+(48':Wb7('"%($%*+))%($% C'82+7$8";%R7+$84+'"%a('8+)%E(7,% >/:+)% ('4% R7/2/$"% M('+% Z'/4+))% $@/,+% (3/0"% "1+% 89@/7"('5+% /6% 482+7$8";% ('4% "1+% ])(5,3/(74% M0':)+%^;9@/$809%("%CDE?18$% @(7"850)(7% $;9@/$809% 1(4% ('% +9@1($8$% /'% */9+'#$% 18$"/7;H?/% 3+:8'% "1+% $;9@/$809% 5+)+37("8':% "1+% 89@/7"('5+% /6% */9+'%8$%('%1/'/7=I%b7('"%$(84R7+$84+'"% >/:+)% +9@1($8V+4% "1+% 89@/7"('5+% /6% */9+'% 8'% 18$% 8'"7/405"8/'% /6% b08'8+7% ($% *+))-% B+% 4+$5783+4% b08'8+7% ($% H$/9+/'+% *1/% +A+9@)8&+$% "1+% 6/79+7% ('4% 5077+'"% $"7+':"1% /6% */9+'%(57/$$%"1+%*/7)4-I b08'8+7% 8$% (% 5828)% 78:1"$% (""/7'+;% ($% *+))% ($% "1+% &7$"% "+'07+4% 3)(5,% */9('% @7/6+$$/7% ("% B(72(74% C'82+7$8";=% Z'/4+))% $(84%8'%1+7%8'"7/405"8/'b08'8+7% 3+:('% *8"1% (% $+78+$% /6% ('+54/"+$% 7+:(748':% 1+7% "89+% ($% (% )(*% @7/6+$$/7% ($% *+))% ($% +A@+78+'5+$% /6% 1+7% 5/))+(:0+$% 7+:(748':% *(;$% /6% $055+$$60)% "+(518':B+7% )+5"07+#$% "1+9+=% b08'8+7% $(84=%*($%H@++7W"/W@++7%)+(7'8':-I%

./$01%23$*)($2425+,)6($7,"8$ 5+1%46(9$!):2$;"(9<+2,8$",$ =2,8)(2(+$2772*+5$"($84$ :656"(^8'5+% "1+% (42+'"% /6% 7+(48':% /'% "1+% 5/9@0"+7=% "1+% J9+785('% <@"/9+"785% J$$/58("8/'% 1($% 84+'"8&+4% "1+% +9+7:+'5+% /6% Y/9@0"+7% D8$8/'% ^;'47/9+% _YD^`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

ALEXA ALGIOS The Vermont Cynic

<46%8.+#%=)#+#-4%$>-.0$%,'%?@A%>4'7-$$'4$%1)4#+B%"-4%(-&,)4-%%.,%,"-% C(.&0/'.41%D)+B(-%E5*>'$#)*%.,%F4.%G((-+%H".>-(%'+%A.4&"%IJ6 ^1+%+'5/07(:+4%CDE%@7/6+$$/7$% "/% 5/'$84+7% "18$% 9+"1/4% *1+'% "+(518':% "1+% 7+O087+4% 482+7$8";% 5/07$+$%("%CDER++7$% (7+% 3+$"% ("% +A@)(8'8':% 5/'5+@"$% 3+5(0$+% "1+;% G0$"% *+'"% "17/0:1%"1+%@7/5+$$%/6%)+(7'8':%8"% "1+9$+)2+$=%b08'8+7%$(84?1+% ('+54/"+% "1("% $1+% 48$50$$+4%9/$"%8'%1+7%)+5"07+%*($% (% HY78"85()% R+7$@+5"82+$I% 5/07$+% "1("%$1+%"(0:1"%("%"1+%C'82+7$8";% /6%R+''$;)2('8(^1+% 4+$5783+4% "18$% $"04+'"W )+4% $+98'(7% ($% H57+("8':% (% $@(5+% 6/7% 578"85()% 5/'2+7$("8/'$%

67+O0+'"%37+(,$%"/%1+)@%7+$"%"1+% +;+$=%3)8',8':%"1+%+;+$%7+:0)(7);% ('4% ,++@8':% ;/07% 9/'8"/7% $57++'%5)+('%"/%(2/84%+7:/'/985% @7/3)+9$-% J448"8/'());=% :82+% (9@)+% +A+758$+% "/% "1+% +;+$% 3;% @+78/485());% 6/50$8':% /'% /3G+5"$% ("% 2(7;8':% 48$"('5+$% "/% (2/84% +;+$"7(8'>/$ 01%23$ &5$ 6+$ 5)72$ +"$ +)?2$ 2@=6,2%$ ":2,<+!2<*"1(+2,$ =,25*,6=+6"($82%6*6(2-

*1+7+% @+/@)+% 6++)% 67++% "/% $@+(,% 1/'+$");-I ^1+% 84+'"8&+4% "17++% 2()0+$% 8'% "1+% 5)($$7//9% 6/7% CDE% @7/6+$$/7$% "/% 5/'$84+7% *1+'% "+(518':% 482+7$8";% 5/07$+$L% "1+% 89@/7"('5+% /6% $1(78':% @/*+7=% 57+("82+% +A@+789+'"("8/'% ('4% 578"85()%7+67(98':^1+%5/'5)04+4%1+7%)+5"07+%3;% 48$50$$8':% "1+% 7/)+$% /6% $"04+'"$% ('4%"+(51+7$%($%H)86+)/':%)+(7'+7$H!% *($% )+(7'8':% 67/9% 9;% $"04+'"$% G0$"% ($% "1+;% *+7+% )+(7'8':%67/9%9+=I%$1+%$(84-

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a70:$% 3+5/9+% *+(,% ('4% 9(;% @/"+'"8());% 3+% 0'$(6+-% !"% 8$% (428$(3)+% "/% 48$5(74% ())% +A@87+4% 9+485("8/'$-

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

LI FE

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

The University welcomes guest in celebration of Deaf History Month Interpreter lectures on American Sign Language in Vermont !"#$%&'(#)'*('" !"#$$%&'(")'

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

MARY DONOVAN The Vermont Cynic

*)$$')+%,)-(%.#/0)'%12#')1%2(1%-()3%45%"2)%67/"7')%4$%80)'(6#5%!(95%,#597#9)%(5%6)/):'#"(45%4$%;)#$%% !"#$%&'()%*$+("*($+,(-./0&()012,(3022&%%4(%*($+,(5%.&$+(6%%&(%5($+,(708"#(9,*$,&(%*()0&:+(;<= +',-#.$& (19.(& )./& $%'& 6',$)1.& 4)3(&8'#8:'&*,#-&/1**','.$&),')(& (19.>&C%1.5&#*&1$&)(&).&)66'.$>O& C%'& '2'.$D& 4%16%& 4)(& 6#./76$'/& 1.& <G@D& *')$7,'/& (8')51.9& 1.$',8,'$',(& *#,& .#.W <G@&7./',($)./1.9&)$$'./''(>& A):-',& Q7'($1#.'/& $%'&

)7/1'.6'& $#& 9'$& $%'1,& $)5'& #.& %1(& :'6$7,'>& T'& *,'Q7'.$:3& )(5'/& )7/1'.6'& -'-F',(& $#& (%),'D& )1/1.9& 1.& $%'& 1.*#,-)$1#.& 9)$%',1.9& #.& 4%)$& +',-#.$W #,191.)$1.9& (19.(& $%'3& 5.'4& )./& 4%3>& LR& ,')::3& :15'/& $%'& '2'.$DO&

T'):'3& ()1/>& L=,>& A):-',& 4)(& 2',3& '.9)91.9& )./& %)/& )& 9,')$& ('.('&#*&%7-#,>&T'&4)(&):(#&2',3& )66'((1F:'>& R& (8#5'& $#& %1-& )*$',& $%'& '2'.$& )./& %'& 4)(& *,1'./:3& )./&%':8*7:>&R&$%1.5&$%'&)7/1'.6'& *':$& )$& ')('& )./& 1.$','($'/& 1.& $%'& -)$',1):&%'&4)(&8,'('.$1.9>O

BEST OF BURLI NGTON

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

The voting has ended and the results have !""#$%#&'()"*+$The Cynic is now proud to ,-"."#/$/0"$%-./$"1"-$2"./$34$25-'(#6/3#$ &7&-*.+$835$.,39"+$:"$'(./"#"*+$;37$ here are your winners:

:0&/$(.$/0"$>3./$5#(B5"$6&''"-<$(#$ 25-'(#6/3#A 1st Place: The Firehouse Gallery 2nd Place: The Bern Gallery OK, so this winner has since changed its name to the Burlington City Arts center. But they have remained one of the best spots to check out what Burlington’s most creative painters, sculptors, photographers, etc. are up to. They even teach classes, just in case the artist inside you needs a little help blossoming.

:0&/$(.$<35-$4&13-(/"$.,3/$43-$ =>(*#(60/$>5#?0(".@$(#$25-'(#6/3#A 1st Place: Wings Over Burlington 2nd Place: Mr. Mikes When the dining halls are closed and “the munchies” are making it hard to focus, to whom are UVM students most likely to turn? Wings Over Burlington. The organization that began by catering to the late-night cravings of UMass students eventually found its way into Vermont. Students have welcomed them with open arms … and hungry mouths.

BEST OF BURLI NGTON

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

:0&/$(.$/0"$!"./$,'&?"$3#$?&>,5.$/3$6-&!$&$ B5(?9$.#&?9$!"/7""#$?'&..".A 1st Place: The Marketplace 2nd Place: Waterman Café

:0"-"$(.$/0"$!"./$ ,'&?"$43-$&$%-./$ *&/"A

The Marketplace was your vote for best snack-grabbing locale. Did its convenient Davis Center location give it a leg up over the Redstone Market? We think so. Or maybe it was all of the snacks they have. Either way, it won.

1st Place: The Skinny Pancake 2nd Place: Uncommon Grounds

Notable Mentions: Alice’s

Many believe a date in college consists of studying together or inviting someone over “to watch a movie.” How about you show a little class and order your date The Love Maker. The Cynic recommends staying away from The Heart Breaker, however. That’s more of a last date dessert.

:0&/$(.$/0"$!"./$>35#/&(#$/3$*(/?0$?'&..$43-$3#$&$.#37<$*&<A

Notable Mentions: American Flatbread

1st Place: Stowe 2nd Place: Jay Peak

:0&/$(.$/0"$!"./$*(#(#6$0&''$3#$?&>,5.A 1st Place: The Marketplace 2nd Place: The Marché The Cynic has a sneaking suspicion that the mythical Charlie Cunningham and his famous falafel had a hand in helping The Marketplace pull off wins in two different categories. Or maybe it was the curry station, or the sandwich station or the friendly staff. It was probably a healthy dose of everything. Notable Mentions: Brennan’s

You wake up in the morning to two feet of freshly fallen snow. It’s 8:30 a.m. and in an hour you have The History of the Most Boring Events 001. Are you going? Of course not. And where are you heading instead? Stowe. Notable Mentions: Sugarbush

:0&/$(.$/0"$!"./$*"'(1"-<$-"./&5-&#/$ (#$25-'(#6/3#A 1st Place: Wings Over Burlington 2nd Place: Leonardo’s

:0"-"$(.$/0"$!"./$ 1("7$3#$?&>,5.A

UVM students showed their appreciation for this collegiate staple by voting it a winner in not one, but two different categories.This category shows appreciation for the speedy !"#$ %&'()%"*$ "!*+,%$ -)*.$ -.)(.$ /)"01$ 1+223)%1$ (.)(4%"$ for students. And we are grateful during the cold winter months that Wings is just a phone call away.

!"#$%&'()*$$+,&&,'-"$.'&&$/0)$ escape 2nd Place: Amphitheater by Harris Millis 56-$#)#$*.%$',%$%1(!2%$*!4%$*.%$ news of its victory? Well it’s an inanimate object, so it probably didn’t react at all. But The Cynic staffer who brought it the news still swears he saw it smile. This is the same staffer who we lock in the back room to put commas in our stories, so he may be a little cracked. But either way, the view &,67$*.%$',%$%1(!2%$)1$167%*.)"0$ every UVMer should experience before graduation.

Notable Mentions: Lee’s Chinese Dominos

:0"-"$(.$/0"$!"./$,'&?"$(#$25-'(#6/3#$/3$.""$ &$?3#?"-/A 1st Place: Higher Ground 2nd Place: The Waterfront This one wasn’t even close.The venue that draws some of the biggest names in music to UVM’s backyard won in a landslide. Whether you !,%$)"*6$,6(4@$,!2@$(6+"*,A$6,$&634$7+1)(@$5)0.%,$B,6+"#$.!1$A6+,$'C>$ And of course, they feature a healthy dose of homegrown favorites, including Burlington’s own Something With Strings. Noteable Mentions: Nectar’s Monkey House

:(##"-.C People who voted for Best of Burlington — and we are going to assume those of you who didn’t vote were deathly ill for three weeks and really, really wanted to vote — were entered )"*6$!$#,!-)"0$*6$,%(%)8%$9:;$0)&*$(%,*)'(!*%1$*6$-)"")"0$<=<$36(!*)6"1>$$?.%$-)""%,1$6&$*.%$ drawing were: Emily Reynolds Class of 2013

Michael Lawlor Class of 2013

Hannah Faesy Class of 2014

:0&/$(.$/0"$!"./$7&<$/3$./&<$(#$.0&,"$ 3#$?&>,5.A 1st Place: Going to the gym 2nd Place: Fitness classes Did you know there is a place on campus with treadmills and heavy things? Well, of course you did, because you voted for it. The gym is free for all students and utilized by many as a great way to fend off the “freshman 15” from all of the wings and falafel. Notable Mentions: Hiking Swimming Not eating Ben and Jerry’s

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

Davis Center turned art gallery: Nyiko Beguin ‘Caught on Tapes’

ARTS FILM VIEW

Inventive art comments on an old technology becoming obsolete !"#012/&/%+/#3%45*+ !"#$%&'!()**'+&$("& W);# '$(()%*<-&*()# (.'0&."'# .((7+."$&)1# ,(1# YPU# $"1# 4$--)&&)# &$2)-G# P)$:*# ;.&0# 2$."&# $"1# %)27%2,-)1# $-# $%&5# &0)*# -$&# (/2;$,("&' 2-' %/"' %/0!&' #22!' 23' &0)#V$:.-#9)"&)%G## `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a!-# $b# 40.(1# ,3# &0)# cI># ')")%$&.,"# K# YPU# $"1# 4$--)&&)-# ;)%)# $# -*+6,(# ,3# :.);)%# ."1)2)"1)"4)5B# 8)'7."# -$.1# ,3# &0)# ,"4)# +.%$47(,7-# &)40",(,'*G## @L0$&# 0$22)"-# ;0)"# &0)*# $%)# 1))+)1#,6-,()&)dB## H0.-#;$-#&0)#&)40",(,'*#&0$&#$&# 2-"'%04"'!"&"1-"&'%/,%'.,!%0$)+,!' 2)%.,1G##W,;#.&>-#.=0,")-5#.=$1-5# .<&0.-#$"1#&,740<&0$&G @I#$+#)X2(,%."'#;0$&#0$22)"-# ;0)"# &0)# +$&)%.$(# 2$&&)%"."'#

ANA BANU

Marvelous things will happen

DAMIR ALISA The Vermont Cynic

,)$#("-'./!'()0"1'2$#"'(3"'4)22'5"3$#-'67$8%'9":;$#<')('3$1'"=3$5$('($(2"-'>?);:3('%#'@)0"1AB''@3"' !"#$%$&'()*'+(,-'.)(/#'01234',*'&#!'&#$(5'6,,(',+'&#!'7)8$9':!*&!(;' ,3# &0)# YPU# &$2)# .-# $44)2&)1# $"1# 1)".)15# $-# ;)((# $-# 0,;# ;)((# &0)# 3,%+$&# ;,%/-# 3,%# %)"1)%."'# 37((# -4)")-5# ,22,-)1# &,# -&$&.4# ."1.:.17$(#,6N)4&-5B#8)'7."#-$.1G `"# EQ# &$2)-# 8)'7."# 1.:.1)1# &0)# 3,47-# 6)&;))"# 2$."&."'-# 23' &"1-0%"' 1?)!"(' !"+,%"&' %2' ;$&)%# $"1# &0,-)# &0$&# ;)%)# +,%)# $6-&%$4&5#($"1-4$2)#($*)%-#,3#%.40# *)((,;-#&,#-$((,;#6(7)-G @a[,7#4$"#b#2%)--#.&#$"1#+,:)# .&5# ()$:."'# &0)# +,:)+)"&# ,2)"5B# 8)'7."#-$.1#,3#&0)#&0.4/#($*)%-#,3# 2$."&#G# H0)# YPU# 2$."&."'-# ;.&0# 1?)!"('0-'$,-2"(C'42D0-?'%2;,!&'

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

V$:.-# 9)"&)%# 47%$&,%-# W.4,()# 9,"-&$"&.")#$"1#=0.(#D,%."#;)%)# .+2%)--)1# $"1# )X4.&)1# 3,%# ;0$&# 8)'7.">-#;,%/#6%."'-#&,#&0)#eYD# 4,++7".&*G @I#(,:)#-))."'#;,%/#."#1.33)%)"&# +)1.7+-# 7-."'# $"*&0."'# $-# $# 4$":$-5B# 9,"-&$"&.")# -$.1G# # @I&>-# -,%&#,3#",-&$('.4GB H0)# &)$+# $22%)4.$&)1# &0)# ():)(# ,3# 2%,3)--.,"$(.-+# .&# $11)1# &,# &0)# -&71)"&# -2$4)5# -0,;."'# &0$&#-&71)"&#$%&#$"1#47(&7%)#0$-#$# 2($4)#."#&0)#-&71)"&#4)"&)%G## H0."/# ,3# &0)# V$:.-# 9)"&)%# $-# %)27%2,-)1G

Burlington band Parmaga releases first EP BCA gallery hosts party for local duo’s debut ‘Ghost Pops’ !"#$%&&#'()*+*,-./ !"#$%&'!()**'+&$("& !"# $%&# '$(()%*# +$*# ",&# -))+# (./)# &0)# .1)$(# -2,&# 3,%# $# %,4/# 4,"4)%&5# 67&# &0)# 87%(."'&,"# 9.&*# !%&-# 4)"&)%# 2%,:)1# $# 2)%3)4&# (,4$&.,"# 3,%# &0)# %)()$-)# 2$%&*# ,3# (,4$(# &;,<2.)4)# =$%+$'$>-# ");# ?=5# @A0,-&# =,2-5B# ,"# C%.1$*5# D$%40#EFG #@H0)#%)()$-)#2$%&*#;)"&#):)"# 6)&&)%# &0$"# I# 0$1# ):)%# 1%)$+)1# .&# ;,7(1# 0$:)5B# =$%+$'$# 3%,"&# +$"# 8%*$"# =$%+$())# -$.1G# @I&#

;$-#$+$J."'#K#+)+,%$6()#3%,+# -)&72#&,#&$/)<1,;"GB L0.&)# 3$6%.4# 07"'# ,:)%# &0)# '($--# ;$((-# -2$%/)1# ."&)%)-&# $"1# !"#"$%"&' ()*%+"' *+)"' ,-&' .)!.+"' (.'0&-#&0%,7'0,7&#&0)#&;,#%,,+-# ,3# &0)# '$(()%*5# ()"1."'# $"# $.%# ,3# +*-&)%*#3,%#2$--)%-6*G# H0,7'0# =$%+$'$# 0$-# (,"'# 6))"# $# 87%(."'&,"# +7-.4# -&$2()# 3,%# -,+)# M# =$%+$())# $"1# 1%7++)%# 8%)&&# C.,%)"&.",# 0$:)# 6))"#2($*."'#&,')&0)%#,"#$"1#,33# $-#-,+)#3,%+#,3#&0)#6$"1#3,%#,:)%#

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`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

DIST RACT IONS

Crossword

brought to you by bestcrosswords.com

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

ACROSS 1- Pond organism 5- Pays to play 10- Sleeveless garment 14- Lukas of “Witness” 15- Lost in Paris? 16- Aha! 17- Expel gas or odor 18- Self-respect 19- Capital of Calvados, in NW France 20- Science of weights and measures 22- Noise 23- Bass, e.g. 24- Edge 25- In any case 29- Bring up 33- Bundle of cereal plants 34- Warts and all 36- Biblical garden 37- Freight weight 38- Aft 39- June honoree 40- Analogy words 42- Message symbols 43- Annoy 45- Bring back into stock

47- Sequestered 49- ___ Kapital 50- Boy 51- Circular water container 54- Eurasian kestrel 60- King of comedy 61- Donnybrook 62- Easy stride 63- Zhivago’s love 64- Church areas 65- Corrida cries 66- Distribute cards 67- Begin 68- Depilatory brand DOWN 1- Excuse me 2- Gammy 3- Manner of walking 4- Greek goddess of justice 5- Orchard items 6- Emperor of Rome 54-68 7- Math course 8- Swirl 9- Bring civil action against 10- French viscount 11- Biblical birthright seller 12- Observed

The Adventures of Joel and Chris by Andrew Becker

Rugged Boy by Nick Carr

!"#$%&'(!&'$)*$ Last week:

“President Fogel touting his Diversity Requirement legacy” Jason Katz Class of 2012

This week: Submit a caption for this illustration to: cynic.caption@ gmail.com

13- Look after 21- Minnesota’s St. ___ College 22- Highly respectful way of addressing a man 24- Zwieback 25- Moving 26- That group 27- Slow, musically 28- Small drum 29- More pleasant 30- Mammary gland in cows 31- Rob, old-style 32- Broke off 35- Downcast 38- Deck quartet 41- In sequence 43- Egyptian deity 44- Phantom 46- Rockers Steely ___ 48- First-born 51- Hairless 52- Winglike parts 53- Franklin D.’s mother 54- Cried 55- Ingrid’s “Casablanca” role 56- Not e’en once 57- Meadow mouse 58- Blunted blade 59- Breather 61- Barker and Bell

Opinion

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

STAFF EDITORIAL

GOP - keeping out the poor !"#$%#&'()!

C YNIC

EDITORIAL BOARD !"#$%&'#(')*#+, !"#"$%&'(%)$"*%+ ,-.%,/0123&40

56789':;:<77=>

-.(./#(/0!"#$%& ?&@@'A-&B*

,-.%,.&C*B++2/D2"%$3,+2'

1+23 E"#-'F&#%@+B4

,-.%,.&C*/D2"%$3,+2

45#(#%( G",H'(&*I"B#

1,+I&4/0123&40

65%&$3 J%$$'A.4B&-,"K

1,*I+B#*/0123&40

7#,+89+.$:&+3 E"#%&'L4"

K%4"/0123&40

;&$3 ?0$%"'J&M,H&B#

MC&M,H&B/0123&40

7.<%:$ N"##H&C'E0I&B2".

1&B2+.#3,-.%,3$"-+0#/D2"%$3,+2

=+> (".%&$$&')%$+##" 1&B2+.#,-.%,C&O/D2"%$3,+2

?*%$%/&.5*< N%,H"&$'PH"0,&B<Q+B&$$+ ,-.%,IH+#+/D2"%$3,+2

)%5<0)*#+, R#&IH&.'S04&,&K *H04&,&K/0123&40

@AA:3$&.$#%( A.4B&C')&,K&B

,-.%,%$$0*#B"#%+./D2"%$3,+2

STAFF ;33#3$.($0!"#$%&3 T2%$-'E+K+$$'5P+I-9U'N"0B"' R"##%'5!&C*9

?./+0B+3#/(+&3 T2%$-'E+K+$$U'(".%&$$&')%$+##"U' ?&..-'N04"BB%U'P+BB%&'V+&U' (&1+.'N&"4+C,B+@#

6+(#%&0?*%$%/&.5*+&3 R"B"H'A$&W".4&BU'A$&W"'A$D%+*U' ?"2%&'X&.#U'("2%B'A$%*"

)%5<0!"#$%&3 ?"*+.'R,+##U'R#&IH".%&' P+B,+B".U'E"#%&'R&&$&.U' A2".4"'R".#%$$".U'!%KK%'V+*"U' R"B"H'X&%4%.D&BU')&,K-'S"-&*U' ?0$&*'V&Y"U'?&..-'N04"BB%U' E"#&'N",IH&B*+.U'R#&IH".%&' !%*#%,+U'?&..-')"$4C%.U'?"*2%.&' S0DH&*

OPERATIONS 45+&.$#%(30-.(./+& P$"%B&'("."H&B

,-.%,+I&B"#%+.*/D2"%$3,+2

;"C+&$#3#(/0-.(./+& N&D".')"BB+*

1,"4*/0123&40

?:>A#D0E+A.$#%(3 A2".4"'S"-C"B4 "2".4"3H"-C"B4/0123&40

B#3$&#>:$#%(0-.(./+& E-$&'(&Z%1+ K4&1%1+/0123&40

ADVISER 9.D:A$<0;"C#3+& PHB%*'T1".*

,B&1".*/0123&40

A%3#5(8,.#$3(;;#7+23#3%#>%#3%# 8%;;6>6.#$%55*@ G#)-9>63#?5%?%4+;#95+:369#)*#3,6# W%-46#%:#X6?564623+3(E64#7%-;9#8-3# YZ!#)(;;(%2#:5%1#3,6#:6965+;#)-9>63&# (28;-9(2>#966?#8-34#3%#2669H)+469# 5'&'%$&-(&$6(%&--.6(C.--(>#&'3)/ C.--(>#&'3)(&#.();1')1#.6(,8(3<.( N6?+531623#%:#=9-8+3(%2@#$(286#![\]&# 3<.8(<&B.(;#1B$6.6(5'&'%$&-(&))$)3&'%.( :%5#;%7H(28%16#:+1(;(64@ O,6#8-34#7%-;9#96856+46#3,6# 1+^(1-1#?%44();6#+(9#+7+59#:5%1# Y_&__`#3%#Ya&\`_#D#!_#?658623#;644# 3,+2#3,6#"`!`H!!#+8+961(8#*6+5@ G88%59(2>#3%#+2#+53(8;6#(2#S@$@# A674#+29#K%5;9#X6?%53&#+)%-3#!@\# 1(;;(%2#43-96234#7,%#5686(E6#;644# 3,+2#3,6#:-;;#+1%-23#7%-;9#)68%16# (26;(>();6#-2965#3,6#56:%5169# ?5%>5+1@ '+43#:+;;&#3,6#(",*%&7$/&'>,--' ?,-###56?%5369#3,+3#!_#?658623#%:#Sb<# )3+6.'3)(#.%.$B.6(C.--(>#&'3)/ S@$@#$62@#J652(6#$+29654&#/Hb3@&# 4+(9#3,+3#Lb651%23#8%;;6>6#43-96234# 7%-;9#466#3,6(5#3-(3(%2#+44(43+286#:+;;# )*#Y\``@M#G#?5644#56;6+46#:5%1#,(4# 1"5%.('13.6(3<&3(DEF@GGG(-1HI$'%17.( b651%23#8%;;6>6#43-96234#7%-;9#;%46# )17.(1#(&--(1"(3<.$#(C.--(>#&'3)/J 0+33$'=("+'6$'=("1#(C.--(>#&'3)( ,-534#3,6#?%%5643#8%;;6>6#43-96234@# =;(>()(;(3*#(4#963651(269#;+5>6;*#)*#3,6# =^?68369#U+1(;*#V%235()-3(%2#c=UVd# ?%53(%2#%:#3,6#UGU$G@#U%5#3,6#"`!`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``&```#43-96234@ O,6#,->6#2+3(%2+;#96)3#(4#+#8%28652# 7(3,#7,(8,#+;;#161)654#%:#V%2>5644# +56#35*(2>#3%#>5+??;6&#*63#3,646# ?5%>5+14#+56#2%3#7,+3#>%3#-4#(23%#3,(4# <1-./(DA.(61'?3("&%.(3<.(%+##.'3(6.5%$3( )68+-46#%:#W6+9#$3+53&M#S@$@#$62+3%5# V,-8B#$8,-165&#NHA@e@&#4+(9@# '+43#*6+5&#Y]]#)(;;(%2#:6965+;# 61--&#)(H.#.(&--1%&3.6("1#(C.--(>#&'3)M( %+33$'=(3<.(&B.#&=.(C.--(>#&'3(,8( !_#?658623#(4#2%3#7%53,#?56E623(2>## 3,%-4+294#%:#43-96234#:5%1#>%(2>#3%# 8%;;6>6@ /2E6431623#(2#69-8+3(%2#(4#+2# (2E6431623#(2#3,6#:-3-56@#/:#?+4469&# 3,(4#;6>(4;+3(%2#7%-;9#;(1(3#3,6#+88644# %:#;%7H(28%16#43-96234#3%#,(>,65# 69-8+3(%2@ #f%(2>#3%#8%;;6>6#4,%-;9#2%3#)6# Q-43#:%5#76+;3,*#43-96234&#)-3#7(3,# 3,6#(2856+4(2>#8%43#3%#+33629#Sb<# &)(&'($'I)3&3.()3+6.'3@(%+3)(31(C.--( f5+234#7%-;9#?56E623#;%7H(28%16# b651%23654#:5%1#>633(2>#3,6#)643# 69-8+3(%2#3,6*#8+2@

CORRECTION

COLUMNISTS

A liberal conundrum JUSTIN BALDASSARE

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

K3.;<&'$.(>.'1B.).(1"(3<.(0&3<1-$%(K3+6.'3(!))1%$&3$1'()&$6(3<&3(!-$N&(:.6.#.#IC-&)9.33('.B.#(%1'3&%3.6(<.#@(3<.(;#.)$6.'3(1#(&'8(13<.#( 1"5%.#(31(7..3(&)(:.6.#.#IC-&)9.33($'6$%&3.6($'(<.#($'3.#B$.H($'(-&)3(H..9?)($))+./

DISTURBING QUOTE OF THE WEEK

!"#$%&'(#()"&*#"'+#,-((-.#/#"#()"&*#"'+#0+1.(-.#()1&#1#)-22#%3#1#2%(#%3# 4%56##,5(#()1('0#1#$"33-.-&(#0(%.478 Jody Williams, Nobel Peace Laureate and UVM alumna, class of ‘72, stating her support for women’s equality and the Nobel Women’s Initiative on “The Colbert Report.”

Unsigned editorials officially reflect the views of The Cynic and its staff. All signed opinion pieces and columns do not necessarily do so. The Cynic accepts letters in response to anything you see printed as well as any issues of interest in the community. Please limit letters to 350 words. Send letters to vcoped@uvm.edu.

THE VERMONT CYNIC www.vermontcynic.com 116 Dudley H. Davis Center, phone 802.656.0337 590 Main Street, Burlington Vt. 05401 ADVERTISING vcads@uvm.edu — 802.656.4412

OPINION

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

COLUMNISTS

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

UVM oversteps its reach SGA actions biased

JOSEPHINE MILLER

\,%/+7.'*#"'&0&)2#"'#78&# 8#?6*&+8&6<)&.*4#)5=S>#5)*6=(=#(& ?+(T=?6&,)#(*&*+46=(@& 783"%*8#:+*&0#+',#:+*&0#"2# 1.0.'2"31+7."';#&E+**&3+7."'# +',#:3":+*+',+B#M&38+:0#78&# 1"07#,+'*&3"%0#+3&#78&#0"%3/&0# 78+7#+77&1:7#7"#0.1:).2$#78&#.00%&# 7"#6)+/9#+',#-8.7&;#*"",#<&30%0# 6+,B#C8&0&#+3&#78&#0"%3/&0#78+7# +3&#.'2"31.'*#78&#1.0*%.,&,# ,.<&07.7%3&#/+1:+.*'#78+7#78&# C+?=#55$&U)*3+(*=-5)&.(2)*6,)(6& ;+4"&N4+03&VCU.;NW&=*& /%33&'7)$#&'7&37+.'.'*B ;)&B+057&-)&6<)&'4*6& %'.<&30.7$#.'#78&#`'.7&,#?7+7&0#7"# +/7%+))$#,.<&07#23"1#6%0.'&00&0# 34+'6=(@&84+,&6<)&?+(T=?6&=(& .*4#)5D&U)@#475)**&+8&B<)6<)4&$+0& 0%::"37#"3#"::"0&#78&#+/7."';#.7# -"%),#0&',#+#)"%,;#/)&+3#1&00+*&# +6"%7#78&#`'.<&30.7$=0#:3.'/.:)&0# 78+7#-"%),#,3+-#78&#+77&'7."'#"2# 3)+35)&#4+0(7&6<)&?+0(64$D&.6&=*& %''&/&00+3$#+',#.'+::3":3.+7&# 2"3#78&#`'.<&30.7$#7"#-&.*8#.'#"'# 78&#.00%&#.'#78.0#-+$B M3"2&00"3#R+'#J&),1+'#"2# 78&#:").7./+)#0/.&'/&#,&:+371&'7# 8+0#/+))&,#78&#:3":"0+);#@<+*%&;# <+/%"%0#b+',c#7"7+))$#"%7#"2# 0$'/#-.78#:":%)+3#":.'."';A#+',# -+3'0#+*+.'07#,&1"'._.'*#"'&# :+37$#+',#0+'/7.2$.'*#+'"78&3;# 6&/+%0&#@&<&3$#/8+3*&#78+7#.0# 5)2)5)7&#@#=(*6&.*4#)5=*&?#(& /&37+.')$#6&#)&<&)&,#+*+.'07#

M+)&07.'.+'0#db-8"c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

The University exists to educate, not to correct or counter the decisions of the State Department. C8&#2+/%)7$;#07+22#+',#07%,&'7# 6",$#"2#78.0#%'.<&30.7$#8+<&#+# )&*.7.1+7&#.'7&3&07#.'#0&&.'*# .1:3"<&1&'70#7"#8%1+'#3.*870# +3"%',#78&#-"3),;#6%7#78&#2"/%0# +(&.*4#)5&7=*64#?6*&0*&84+,&#&5+(@& ).07#"2#+,,.7."'+)#"22&',&30B .*4#)5%&P)57,#(&4),=(7*&0*%& .0#78&#"')$#/"%'73$#.'#78&#a.,,)&# X#*6&B<)4)&6<)4)&=*&#&,056=S3#46$& ,&1"/3+/$;#+#:&+/&#1"<&1&'7# #(7&-)&#&35#?)&B<)4)&:4#-& -"1&'#/+'#+77&',#%'.<&30.7$;# 74=2)&#&?#4&#(7&2+6)D&:&2#4=)6$&+8& 1+39&30#"2#,&<&)":1&'7#3&<&+)# 78+7#M+)&07.'.+'0#.'#O+_+#+3&# /"'0.,&3+6)$#1"3&#:3"0:&3"%0# 6<#(&:4#-*&=(&+6<)4&4)@=+(*&+8&

78&#a.,,)&#\+07B# C8&#`'.<&30.7$#&E.070#7"# &,%/+7&;#'"7#7"#/"33&/7#"3# /"%'7&3#78&#,&/.0."'0#"2#78&# ?7+7&#!&:+371&'7B#\22"370#7"# 63.'*#:&+/&#7"#78&#a.,,)&#\+07# 08"%),#6&*.'#.'#78&#/)+003""1# +',#/%)1.'+7&#.'#78&#+/7."'0#"2# 07%,&'70#+0#-&#*"#"%7#.'7"#78&# -"3),B# .8&B)&7=2)*6&84+,&.*4#)5%& -&#-.))#6&#/"'73.6%7.'*#7"# 78&#8"07.).7$;#:%77.'*#$&7# +'"78&3#6+33.&3#.'#78&#-+$#"2# 78&#78"%*872%);#,&).6&3+7.<&# '&*"7.+7."'0#78+7#-.))#&<&'7%+))$# 63.'*#:&+/&#7"#78&#3&*."'B A<)&CU.;N&<)57&#(&+3)(& /"11&'7#0&00."'#"'#a+3/8# Ge#7"#+))"-#1&16&30#"2#78&# /"11%'.7$#7"#3&0:"',#7"#78&# :3":"0+)B#C8&$#8&+3,#/"11&'70# 23"1#^I#:&":)&#"::"0&,#7"#78&# :3":"0+)#+',#GI#.'#0%::"37B# C8&3&#-+0#'"#:%6)./#,.0/%00."';# +',;#+0#D)+.3&#>%3).'*8+1;# +#1&16&3#"2#78&#!.<.0."'#"2# J.'+'/&#f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`B?# *"<&3'1&'7#W#-+0#07.))#:"07&,# "'#-&60.7&0#"<&3#0:3.'*#63&+9B# .&#,&?+(?)4()7&#-+06&6<)=4& +/7."'0#-8&'#78&#8.07"3$#"2#78&# "3*+'._+7."'#.0#'"7#78&#6&07#.'# 3&*+3,0#7"#1.'"3.7$#07%,&'70B# C8&$#.1:&+/8&,#"'&#"2#78&# '4*6&-5#?"&34)*=7)(6*&8+4&7+=(@& 0"1&78.'*#78+7#1+'$#:3&0.,&'70# 8+,#,"'&#6&2"3&;#+',#"<&3# 78&#$&+30#1+'$#1%)7./%)7%3+)# 07%,&'7#*3"%:0#8+<&#2&)7# 0(*033+46)7&-$&6<=*&CN:D& C8&#+/7."'0#"2#78&#\)&/7."'0# D"11.77&&#)+07#$&+3#-+0#.'#1$# ":.'."'#,.0/3.1.'+7"3$#+',# 7+B(4=@<6&-=#*)7%&#(7&.&B#*(16&

JEFF BARBIERI

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

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m concerned with how practical issues like this affect the people, especially those with creative ventures to worry about. A<)&B#$&.&*))&=6%&(+-+7$&B<+& ,&0&3<&0#/3&,.7#2"3#78&0&#-"390#.0# *&77.'*#+'$#6$#78&.3#6&.'*#*.<&'# 7"#:3.<+7&#:%6).08&30B#Q+78&3;# .7#.0#"')$#.'8.6.7.'*#78&#/3&+7.<&# :%30%.70#"2#78"0&#-.08.'*#2"3#&+0$# +//&00#7"#78&1B# R%07#+09#K+-3&'/&#O")+';#

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

I am concerned about their actions when the history of the organization is not the best in regards to minority students.

?7%,&'70#"2#/")"3#.'#78&#:+07# <#2)&4)*=@()7&84+,&CN:&-)?#0*)& 78&$#2&)7#%'0%::"37&,#+',#-8"# /"%),#6)+1&#78&1#-8&'#78&# )+3*&07#@3&:3&0&'7+7.<&A#6",$# *6=55&@4+03)7&#55&:Q:R:&*607)(6*& 7"*&78&3#+0#+#/)%64# T.78#-8+7#8+0#6&&'#78&# <=*6+4$&+8&CN:&=(&$)#4*&3#*6& +',#%'2+.3#+/7."'0#78+7#7""9# :)+/&#)+07#$&+3#+',#78.0#$&+3;# .&0(8+460(#6)5$&?+(*=7)4&<+B& 2+.3)$#78&#6",$#.0#+/7.'*#+',# 73&+7.'*#M3&0.,&'7#a&'0+8B## :*&#&*607)(6&+8&?+5+4&B<+& 3#$*&6<)&C607)(6&:?6=2=6$&P))&.& &E:&/7#1"3&#+',#6&77&3#23"1#1$# 3&:3&0&'7+7.<&#6",$B ?.'/&3&)$;# !+33."'#aB#T.)).0# D)+00#"2#^ZG^

Illustration by Andrew Becker

In defense of the public domain

78&#"')$#"'&#78+7#2&)7#78+7#-+$# +0#,"_&'0#"2#07%,&'70#+77&',&,# 6<)&CN:&>0-5=?&P+40,&B<)(& 78&$#%'2+.3)$#3&1"<&,#8.0#'+1&# 23"1#78&#6+))"7#+',#<"./&,#78&.3# /"'/&3'0B#

Quick Opinions Katie Ida 9J#**&,)7=#&+8&:,)4=?#%&3=?"&+()&B#$&6+&*3)55& K#7<#'&#(7&@+&B=6<&=6D&L+0&-)@=(&B=6<&#&M%&#&K%& +',#+#OB#S"%#%0&#7-"#,=0;#"'&#8;#7-"#2=0;#"'&#2B#J"3# "%3#)&00#:").7./+))$#.'2"31&,#23.&',0;#+#-8")&#0)&-# "2#1%3,&3"%0;#7$3+''./+)#)&+,&30#+::&+3#7"#6&# 3"1:.'*#+3"%',#K.6$+BA

Zach Despart 9.&B+057&5=")&6+&6#")&6<=*&+33+460(=6$&6+&#((+0(?)& 6<#6&GH&,+(6<*&84+,&(+B&.&B=55&4)*=@(&#*&!3=(=+(& \,.7"3;#0"#78+7#!"#$./0+1#&,.7"3.+)#07+22#-.))#8+<&# #7)I0#6)&6=,)&6+&'(7&#&*0=6#-5)&4)35#?),)(6D&.& )""9#2"3-+3,#7"#6&/"1.'*#!"#$./0+11*&'4*6&)7=6+4& &1&3.7%0BA

Sports

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

Cynic NBA power rankings of the week

!"#$%&'()*#+,--. #/012!34

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

Illustrations by Dana Ortiz

!"#-./%0#12'3 !"#$$%&'(")'

:(G6#*@67#)(<6.#>%69#%6#A66<.# &:#96'6..(7C=#A7*DD&9)#XY#(9A#81# &9#:%6#T(G67.L#-(.:#:>*#)(<6."# E-:%*,)%# (# -*9)# .%*:=# :%6C# <(C# %(@6# :%6# '(D(B&-&:C# :*# *@67:(G6# :%6# VD,7.# ?*7# :%6# :*D# .D*:#9*>#:%(:#5&<#H,9'(9#&.#*,:# !&-.$&!/.*,#1!/0#)&#)&2*.#!&34%,5## O%&-# Z('G.*9# &.# .<(7:# 69*,)%=# %*>6@67=#9*:#:*#7&.G#:%6#%6(-:%#*?# %&.#:6(<#&9#*7A67#:*#A*#.*"

X"#M&(<&#F6(: #/0U2114 67/.%# /0)/# 0(%%.&-(4"# $8.# )(<6# -*.&9)# .:76(G# J# )7(9:6A# <*.:-C# :*# D-(C*??# :6(<.# J# :%6# F6(:# %(@6# :,796A# &:# (7*,9A# (9A# >*9# .6@69# *?# :%6&7# -(.:# 6&)%:"# E:# :%&.# D*&9:=# :%6# *9-C# [,6.:&*9# &.# >%6:%67#*7#9*:#:%6C#*@67:(G6#:%6# $6-:&'.#?*7#:%6#:>*#.66A#&9#:%6#S(.:# &(1#/0)/#/0.,#)%.#34"/#0)*7#)#')9.#

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

Sports in short !"#$%&'#()*+, !"#$$%&'(")'

Quote of the week

MVP! MVP!

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; $%&'()*#+,--.#?(9.#:*# H677&'G#I*.6#(?:67#%&.#A*,B-62 A*,B-6#D67?*7<(9'6#:*#B**.:# /0.#G4**"#;)+2#!&/(#$%"/#<*)+.#!&# :%6#S(.:"#

Boss of the week: Courtney Vandersloot ^*9Q()(L.# N(9A67.-**:# &.# /0.# $%"/# :!8!"!(&# =# <*),.%># !&# B*:%# :%6# <69L.# (9A# >*<69L.# A&@&.&*9.=#:*#76('%#1=UUU#'(7667# D*&9:.# (9A# !=UUU# '(7667# (..&.:."# K:#'(<6#*9#%67#!U:%#D*&9:#&9#:%6# .6'*9A#7*,9A#)(<6#*?#:%6#`$EE# :*,79(<69:# ()(&9.:# a$TE# *9# M(7'%#1!"# `*>#:%(:#C*,7#<69L.#B7('G6:# &.# B,.:6A=# C*,# <&)%:# >(9:# :*# :,96# &9# :*# .*<6# T(AC# +,--A*).# (':&*9"#

Goat of the week: Rex Ryan `6># b*7G# Z6:.# %6(A# '*('%# I6R# IC(9# '*<D(76A# %&<.6-?# :*# +(B6# I,:%#&9#(#76'69:#&9:67@&6>#>&:%#:%6#`6>#b*7G#H(&-C#`6>.=#),(7(9:66&9)# :%(:#:%6#Z6:.#>&--#>&9#:%6#V,D67#+*>-#96R:#.6(.*9#J#(--,A&9)#:*#>%69# +(B6#%&:#:%6#?(<*,.#%*<6#7,9#(?:67#D*&9:&9)#?*7#:%6#?69'6." E--#7&)%:=#C*,L@6#),(7(9:66A#(#V,D67#+*>-#@&':*7C#6('%#C6(7#.&9'6# C*,#.:(7:6A#'*('%&9)#:%(:#:6(<"#K#<6(9=#C*,#'(9#'%6'G#<C#.*,7'6.#*9# /0!"#(&.>#;4/#/0.#(&*,#%!&'#=#"..#(&#,(4%#$&'.%#!"#7%(9#?@@@>#10.&#,(4# >676#(#<676#A6?69.&@6#-&96#'*('%#?*7#:%6#I(@69."# ^6:#*@67#C*,7.6-?"#### ###

UVM track and field opens 2011 outdoor season aNM# *D696A# :%6&7# .6(.*9# .:7*9)=# >&:%# [,(-&:C# D67?*7<(9'6.# ?7*<# B*:%# :%6# <69L.# (9A# >*<69L.# :6(<."# V69&*7# Z*.%# F69.%(># -6A# :%6# 9.&A"# /.)9# 1!/0# )# $%"/B<*)+.# $&!"0#!&#/0.#3)8.*!&#1!/0#)#9)%2# *?#03"!U#<" # 5%6# >*<69L.# :6(<# (-.*# .C+.**.-# !&# /0.# 3)8.*!&># )"# $%"/# ,.)%# D!2)# E4.**.//.# )&-# "(<0(9(%.# F*,".# E*'./%..# $&!"0.-#!&#/0.#/(<#/1(#<("!/!(&"5#

Miller and Burrows sign professional deals aNM# <69L.# %*'G6C# .69&*7# ?*7>(7A#W6@(9#M&--67#.&)96A#(9# (<(:6,7# :7C*,:# ()766<69:# >&:%# :%6# E<67&'(9# F*'G6C# T6(),6L.# O7*@&A69'6# +7,&9.=# :%6# -*>672 *.8.*# )7$*!)/.# (7# /0.# G("/(&# +7,&9." $(:(<*,9:# .69&*7# ?*7>(7A# Z*.%#+,77*>.#.&)96A#(#.:(9A(7A# D-(C67# '*9:7(':# >&:%# :%6# G)2.%"$.*-# H(&-(%"># /0.# FHIJ# J#O76<&67#\EE]#F*'G6C#T6(),6# K# )7$*!)/.# (7# /0.# L!&&."(/)# P&-A"#

S P O RT S

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

UVM athlete spotlight of the week # 17 Drew Philie — Men’s lacrosse

!"#$%&'#()*+, !"#$$%&'(")'

Position: Attack Height: 5’9” Weight : 200 lbs Class: Sophomore Hometown: Sandwich, Mass. High School: Deerfield Academy Accomplishments at UVM:

Courtesy of Athletic Communications

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

Previous accomplishments: !"# $%%&'%()# !*+)%,-."# /%+,# *+0/+12# 31"# "%214&# -%+&5# 631(1%# "*4&%)# 78# 94+("# *4,0(1,%2/%)# :-# 77# +""1"/"# ;4&# +# /4/+(# 4;# <=#0412/"#>#%24?93#/4#%+&2#31,#+((@(%+9?%# 3424&"A

Getting to know the new face of rugby

LAST WEEK

N3%#"?2#1"#3193#12#/3%#"F-#4R%&# +#(1,%#9&%%2#'%()5#+"#/3%#",%((#4;# "C%+/# +2)# ;&%"3(-# *?/# 9&+""# '(("# /3%#+1&A# !# C31"/(%# :(4C"5# +# *412# 1"# /4""%)5# +# :+((# 1"# /3&4C25# :4)1%"# *4((1)%5# 24"%"# +&%# :&4F%25# %-%"# :&?1"%)#>#/31"#1"#C3+/#N-(%&#S&4/3# (1R%"#;4&A#N31"#1"#&?9:-A S&4/35# +# T?214&5# 9&%C# ?0# 12# +# &?9:-#34?"%34()A# Q1"# ;+/3%&# 3+"# 0(+-%)# /3%# 9+,%# "12*%# 31"# *4((%9%# )+-"# +2)# *42/12?%)# /3&4?93# S&4/3."# *31()344)# ?2/1(# +# "?&9%&-# /C4# -%+&"#+94A S&4/3# "+1)# 3%# &%,%,:%&"# "/+2)129# 42# /3%# "1)%(12%"# C1/3# 31"# ,4/3%&5# C+/*3129# 31"# ;+/3%&# 4?/# 42# /3%# '%()5# &%*%1R129# ># +2)# 91R129# ># /3%# "+,%# :&?/+(# /&%+/,%2/#S&4/3#24C#)%+("#4?/#/4# 31"#%2%,1%"#%R%&-#,+/*3A# UV/# &%W?1&%"# +# *%&/+12# /-0%# 4;# 0%&"42# +2)# +# *%&/+12# F12)# 4;# +//1/?)%# /4# C+(F# 4?/# 42/4# +# '%()# +2)#0(+-#;4&#XY#,12?/%"#"/&+193/5Z# S&4/3#"+1)A N31"# *%&/+12# +//1/?)%5# /31"# *%&/+12#/-0%#4;#0%&"425#1"#C3+/#3%# "+1)#3%#/&1%"#/4#%[%,0(1;-A# Q1"#;+*%#:%+&"#/3%#,+&F"#4;#+# '93/%&#>#+#R1"1:(%#"*+&#*&4""%"#31"# :&4C#+"#+#"4&/#4;#,%,4&1+(#/4#31"# %[0%&1%2*%#42#/3%#/%+,A UG4?# 9%/# +2# +(,4"/# &+C5# 0&1,+(#"%2"%5Z#3%#"+1)A S&4/3# '&"/# /?&2%)# /4# &?9:-# 12#31"#T?214&#-%+&#4;#3193#"*344(5# +;/%&# 3%# "/400%)# 0(+-129# /%221"#

Friday Women’s lacrosse vs. Oregon W 11-9

)?%#/4#+#:&4F%2#(%9A# U!;/%&# &%*4R%&129# V# )%*1)%)# 24/# /4# 94# :+*F5# /4# /&-# "4,%/3129# )1;;%&%2/5Z#S&4/3#"+1)A S&4/3# T412%)# /3%# JKL# *(?:# &?9:-# /%+,# +"# +# '&"/# -%+&5# +2)# 24C#0(+-"#+"#+#;4&C+&)#\+2F%&A# N3%# /%+,# 1"# *4,0&1"%)# 4;# P=# 0(+-%&"5#%193/#;4&C+&)"#+2)#"%R%2# :+*F%&"5#3%#"+1)A#

“It requires a certain type of person and a certain kind of attitude to walk out onto a field and play for 80 minutes straight.” ! Tyler Broth Rugby Club president-elect

U$?/1%"# *3+29%# 42# /3%# '%()# "4#0(+-%&"#2%%)#/4#:%#*4,0(%/%(-# +C+&%5Z#S&4/3#"+1)A#UG4?#:%*4,%# +#01%*%#4;#+#'2%(-#/?2%)#,+*312%# +2)# C1/34?/# %+*3# 01%*%# 1/# C4?()# *4,0(%/%(-#;+((#+0+&/AZ NC4#,42/3"#+945#&?9:-#/%+,# 4;'*1+("# +00412/%)# S&4/3# +"# *(?:# 0&%"1)%2/#;4&#/3%#7YPP@P7#"%+"42A# UN3%# &4(%# 4;# /3%# 0&%"1)%2/# 1"# 0&%//-# :195Z# I(?:# ]04&/"# I44&)12+/4&# B%42# B1;"*3?(/^#

3/25 Saturday

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

!"#$%&'("$&)*+,-.+/012(+30&4%(+*&5*607&76(.,&8&*"#$%&$8((&6/&07+&-/.66*&9+(.&0780&07+&0+8:&;*830-3+,&6/& (2%"+)%34"")'5,2%6()71+,45)%,2%84)51#/9%:#';+%<<= "+1)A#UN3%-#+&%#F12)+#12#*3+&9%#4;# ,+F129#"?&%#/3%#C34(%#"310#&?2"AZ# N3%# 0&%"1)%2/."# T4:# 1"# /4# *4,,?21*+/%# C1/3# /3%# ]/?)%2/# _4R%&2,%2/# !""4*1+/142# +2)# 4/3%&# *(?:# (%+)%&"5# "*3%)?(%#

3/26 Sunday

Men’s lacrosse @ Brown W 11-9

Women’s lacrosse vs. Stony Brook W 11-9

3/27

THIS WEEK

!"#$%-.)'/#0.)1-'234+2'//+ *+,",-'#.+/%01(",'

Wednesday

,+/*3%"#+2)#/4#:%#+2#12/%&0&%/%&# :%/C%%2#*4+*3%"#+2)#/3%#0(+-%&"5# S&4/3#"+1)A N3%# /%+,# 0&+*/1*%"# /3&%%# /1,%"# +# C%%F5# C1/3# 9+,%"# %R%&-# ]+/?&)+-# +;/%&2442# )?&129# /3%#

3/30

Women’s lacrosse vs. Holy Cross Moulton Winder Field 3 p.m.

&%9?(+&#;+((#"%+"42A US%*+?"%# 1/."# +# *(?:# "04&/5# "4,%# 0%40(%# +&%# &%+((-# 12R4(R%)# +2)#"4,%#0%40(%#+&%2./5#:?/#/3+/."# &%+((-#?0#/4#/3%,5Z#3%#"+1)A#UV#(4R%# 1/AZ

Saturday

4/2

Women’s lacrosse @ Binghamtom Vestal, N.Y. 12 p.m. Men’s lacrosse @ Binghamtom Vestal, N.Y. 7 p.m.

S P O RT S

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

Getting caught up with men’s lacrosse !"#$%&&#'()*+",-. :/%)#,(A+.#%)

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

ALEXA ALGIOS The Vermont Cynic

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

D>'& </& '(+& =$..$%</9& 9)4+& )9)</,'& I':& J$(/7,6& '(+& $==+/,+& *2'(%26&3(%&)%2%9H8P%=&)%2)/%$1(% '+)4& 1.+)8.2& 9$'& '(+& 4+,,)9+& =8$4&'(+<8&(+)0&1$)1(:& @(<.<+& )/0& =+..$%& ,$5($4$8+& @EJE% Q2##5)% *5'I&)(/% 75"% 99% 5$</',&</&'(+&3<1'$82&$3+8&'(+&A+0& F$5"'B% =1&6(% #()&5"% G5'% L"2#*2% *5)$"&I<$(/%$5%2%/5'&)2)$%9R8%+R% 72*(577% 2/32)$24(B% =&))&)4% 9-% 57%

!":&

;$4</9& $==& '(+& <458+,,<3+& 3<1'$82& $3+8& I':& J$(/7,6& '(+& ;)')4$>/',& '8)3+.+0& '$& @8$3<0+/1+6& A:K:6& %(+8+& '(+2& =("(% /(7(2$(/% 9+89,% I:% S"5=)% L/<3+8,<'2: S"5=)% .% =1&*1% I(42)% $1(% #(2#5)% "2)>(/% )2$&5)266:% .% =2#% 2I6(% $5% 53("*5'(% 2% C8+% 1267$&'(% /(!*&$% &)% 62"4(% 02"$% /<(% $5% 2% -8,%

8>/&'$&+/0&'(+&9)4+:& J>/<$8& M+$==& F$8.+26& @(<.<+& )/0&,$5($4$8+&N>-+&A20+8&+)1(& ')..<+0&'%$&9$).,&</&'(+&0+=+)'&)/0& Q2##5)% 2//(/% 2% 4526% 2)/% $=5% ),,<,',:& O(+& ;)')4$>/',& =)..& '$& H8H% =&$1% $1(% 65##% 2#% $1(:% ()$("% 1$/=+8+/1+& 5.)2& )'& D</9()4'$/& 5)%F2$<"/2:B%@0"&6%+E%