Vermont Cynic Issue 15

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Igloofest showcases DJs in frigid French Canada

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The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

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UVM debate team excels

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LIFE

Students share their New Year’s resolutions

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SPECTACLE A look through the lens: Igloofest

ARTS

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“Black Swan” reviewed

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DISTRACT Check out this week’s comic

OPINION

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Tennis players get served

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SPORTS

A winter break’s worth of sports

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“I think Billie Jean King is a good choice for the commencement speaker.”!

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Dean Miller announces her resignation

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“I tendered my resignation last Friday, and President Fogel has accepted it. My current plan is to take a year’s administrative leave and return to the faculty in January 2012.”!

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TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, 2010

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Debate team goes global UVM reaches international elimination rounds

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Davis Center hits 1 million people Foot traffic remains constant

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TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, 2010

Green to-go University dining services introduces eco-ware

ALEXA ALGIOS The Vermont Cynic

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“There is obviously a strong demand for take-out dining here at UVM and Eco-Ware is a very important step towards reducing the environmental impact of to-go dining.”

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Do you like having Coca Cola products on campus?

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INFORMATION FROM SGA’S VERMONT STUDENT OPINION POLL

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TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, 2010

New year sparks changes

LIFE THE FASHION COLUMN

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Ten UVM students’ resolutions...

1) “To read the newspaper at least four times a week.”

— Isaac Geltzer, junior 2) “To be more active and eat healthier.”

— Marley Donaldson, junior 3) “Not to make a resolution so that I can’t break it.”

— Paige Gallivan, senior 4) “To read more books not for school.”

— Jeff Ulsh, junior 5) “To go to the gym at least twice a week.”

— Sam Golden, first year 6) “To get at least 8 hours of sleep each night.”

— Samantha Burns, junior 7) “To be more like Tom Brady.”

— Sam Wells, senior 8) “To actually do things I say I will and have been wanting to do.”

— Hannah Tannebring, junior 9) “To not change a thing, and to improve those around me.”

— Evan Perry, junior 10) “To be more spontaneous.”

— Alyssa Bucci, junior

THE COOKING COLUMN

No Bake Cookies

DACOTA PRATT-PARISEAU

This is one of the best recipes around, and I personally have been enjoying it since about the age of 2. My grandmother’s No Bake Cookies recipe. Whether for a party or just a quick snack, this recipe is perfect and the best part? It’s wicked easy!

Ingredients: 2 cups of sugar ¼ a cup of cocoa ½ a cup of milk 1 stick of margarine ½ a cup of peanut butter 3 cups of quick cooking oats 1 tsp of vanilla Step 1: Mix the first four ingredients in saucepan. Put the heat on medium. Cook until your mixture begins to boil. Remove and allow to cool for approximately two minutes.

Step 2: Add the remaining three ingredients. Stir well. Drop by teaspoons onto waxed paper. This can either be eaten immediately or cooled to harden. Best stored in an airtight container! Enjoy!

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TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, 2010

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TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, 2010

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Rose Bowl:

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NCAA Basketball:

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Sugar Bowl:

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NFL Playoffs:

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TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, 2010

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Goat of the week: New England Patriots

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TUESDAY, JANUARY 25, 2010

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UVM men’s basketball takes one on the chin

Maine ends Catamounts’ home winning streak with convincing victory !"#+%,,#-'./0"1&2 !C%&(-';7$(%&

JAMIE LENT | The Vermont Cynic

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Tuesday

1/25

Men’s basketball vs.

Hartford University Patrick Gymnasium, 7 p.m.

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Friday

1/28

Saturday

1/29

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“I thought they really exposed our weaknesses.” !

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Sunday

1/30

Women’s hockey vs.

Northeastern University Gutterson Fieldhouse, 7 p.m.

Men’s hockey @ Merrimack College North Andover, Mass.

7:30 p.m.

Women’s hockey vs.

Providence College Gutterson Fieldhouse, 4 p.m.

Men’s hockey @ Merrimack College North Andover, Mass. 7 p.m.

Men’s basketball @ University of Albany Albany, N.Y. 7 p.m.

Women’s basketball @ University of Albany Albany, N.Y. 3 p.m.

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Monday

1/31

Men’s basketball vs.

University of New Hampshire Patrick Gymnasium, 7:30 p.m.