Vermont Cynic Issue 20

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UNCUT: INS AND OUTS OF THE BURLINGTON DRUG SCENE Marijuana and cocaine rest on a local drug dealer’s table

The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

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NEWS

Mardi Gras clashes with spring break 1-3

Candidates run for SGA presidency

Magic Hat schedules parade during March recess

LIFE

Hucking for Hicks rail jam

4-5

FEATURE

An inside look at the Burlington drug scene

ARTS

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The McLovins play Nectar’s

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DISTRACTIONS

New caption contest continues

OPINION

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“We’re not all going to be able to fly out to New Orleans to celebrate Mardi Gras.”

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Mardi Gras parade attendence

Free stuff is never free

9-10

SPORTS

Men’s hockey recap

11-12

Did you attend the Magic Hat Mardi Gras Parade last year?

Vermont Cynic poll

Seniors give the gift of power

Will you attend the Magic Hat Mardi Gras Parade this year?

If you are not attending, is it because the parade is during spring break?

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NEWS

TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 2011

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From the “Greening the Bottom Line” report, 2011 MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

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UVM K-9 assisted the South Burlington Police Department on Feb. 20 for a drug violation.

Two students were caught at McAuley Hall on Feb. 19 carrying a traffic sign.

Marijuana was confiscated from a vehicle that was stopped for a red light violation on Spear Street.

The police discovered loud music and underage alcohol consumption Feb. 21 from people in a parked car.

M ar ijuana paraphernalia was confiscated from a room in Wills Hall on Feb. 20.

The roof and wipers of a parked car were vandalized in the Converse parking lot on Feb. 21.

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UVM athlete spotlight of the week !"#+%,-#.&*/' !()**'+&$("&

Illustration by Dana Ortiz

Kailey Gardner —

Women’s swimming and diving Accomplishments at UVM:

LAST WEEK

Events: Freestyle Class: Sophomore Hometown: Ithaca, N.Y. High school: Ithaca High School Friday

2/25

Saturday

2/26

Men’s hockey @ Boston University Tie 3-3

Men’s hockey @ Boston University Loss 3-0

Men’s lacrosse @ Air Force Win 9-6

Women’s basketball @ Boston University Loss 75-52

Sunday

2/27

Men’s basketball vs.

Boston University Loss 66-64 Women’s lacrosse @ Colgate Loss 20-14

THIS WEEK

Courtesy of Athletic Communications

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Thursday

3/2

Women’s lacrosse vs Dartmouth Burlington 3 p.m.

Friday

3/4

Men’s hockey vs UMass Lowell Gutterson Fieldhouse 7:05 p.m.

Saturday

3/5

Men’s hockey vs UMass Lowell Gutterson Fieldhouse 7:05 p.m.

March 4-12 Men’s and women’s basketball America East Conference Tournament