Vermont Cynic Issue 24

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The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

Profile on Gary Derr

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SPECTACLE Top Cats a cappella

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How To: Accidentally have a crush on your professor

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ARTS

“Honest” photography draws attention

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DISTRACT

Adventures of Joel and Chris

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OPINION

Those who forget the past...

12-13 SPORTS MLB National League preview

Katy Perry borrows beats from Russian duo

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LIFE

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Acclaimed producer visits UVM ALUM JON KILIK RETURNS TO PREMIERE NEW MOVIE, DISCUSS WORK PAGE 10

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

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JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic

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Theft Two computers were stolen on March 24 from a Waterman office.

Vandalism A student broke a dorm room window in Hamilton Hall by throwing something at it.

Graffiti was drawn on a bathroom sign in Millis Hall on March 22.

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“Smart Grid is an ongoing development that hopes to utilize digital technology to improve the reliability, security and efficiency of the American power grid.”

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Disturbance A student woke up to find an unknown male sitting in her dorm room in Harris Hall.

Four people — two UVM students — were criminally charged for causing a disturbance in Simpson Hall.

Drugs and alcohol Marijuana and drug-related objects were confiscated in Simpson and Wright halls.

Alcohol was confiscated from three students in Wilks Hall.

Two intoxicated students were caught pushing a grocery cart down the street on March 27.

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Club Budgets

The Student Government Association has decided how much money each club is going to get for the next academic year.

Here are the clubs that are receiving the most money and which are getting the least.

Volunteers in Action

$1,221,768.26 Crew

$70,248.65 SA Concerts

$64,006.13

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$45.00 Student Dietetic Association

$15.00

Pre-Medical Club

$11.25

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NEWS

TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011

The man behind the name Julian Golfarini, more than just the SGA president !"#$%&'%#(%))* !""#"$%&$'()*"'+,#$-.

!"#+%)"#,-)*./'0 ()*"'+,#$-.

Provost Jane Knodell spoke about how to improve international presence on campus.

A bill calling for state-level funding for the next academic year passed.

Claire Chevrier withdrew the motion to open the constitution up for possible changes to the number of senators that must live off-campus.

The senatorial candidates that were late in handling in their elections packets received a sanction and can spend $25 on their campaign instead of the original $50.

Senatorial elections are April 6-7, and students can vote on the Lynx.

The Blood Ban Committee is working on a video about why the FDA should allow gay male students to give blood to the Red Cross.

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Jennifer Miller Artistic Director of Circus Amok 780"*+9+:#.+'-.%+&*%-)3$("3+ /-$2"#$O#/5>#>$&/>F.$2"#5#$1/-$/$ -#)-#$ 0B$ 5#&(#B$ /)>$ S$ 30,&>$ *501$ 2"50,*"$2"/2.L$+(&&#5$-/(>H !"#$-"01$#)>#>$1(2"$40-(2(N#$ 30''#)2-$ B50'$ /,>(#)3#$ '#'O#5-H I[0,$/5#$/$10)>#5B,&$10'/).L$ /$/,>(#)3#$'#'O#5$-/(>H

JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic

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ARTS

TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011

‘Honest’ photography draws attention

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“I think the artistic part aside, photos give you an excuse and emotive to do anything you want to.”!

Bobby Bruderle Senior

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

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“There was a large UVM presence in the under 21 crowd.

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Grace Hawkins Sophomore

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ARTS

TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011

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Cats croon a cappella for MEDlife

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MUSIC REVIEW

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“The closing song was really good and it helped focus everyone on why we were here, supporting MEDlife.”

Hannah Lachance

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Wednesday 3/30

Saturday

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Women’s lacrosse @ Binghamton L 14-13

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4/2

Men’s lacrosse @ Binghamton L 8-7 OT

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Tuesday

4/5

Men’s lacrosse vs.

Holy Cross 4 p.m.

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4/6

Women’s lacrosse @ Albany 3 p.m.

Saturday

4/9

Track and Field @ UNH Invitational 11 a.m.

Women’s lacrosse vs. UMBC 11 a.m.

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Acclaimed producer visits UVM ALUM JON KILIK RETURNS TO PREMIERE NEW MOVIE, DISCUSS WORK PAGE 10

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

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Theft Two computers were stolen on March 24 from a Waterman office.

Vandalism A student broke a dorm room window in Hamilton Hall by throwing something at it.

Graffiti was drawn on a bathroom sign in Millis Hall on March 22.

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“Smart Grid is an ongoing development that hopes to utilize digital technology to improve the reliability, security and efficiency of the American power grid.”

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Disturbance A student woke up to find an unknown male sitting in her dorm room in Harris Hall.

Four people — two UVM students — were criminally charged for causing a disturbance in Simpson Hall.

Drugs and alcohol Marijuana and drug-related objects were confiscated in Simpson and Wright halls.

Alcohol was confiscated from three students in Wilks Hall.

Two intoxicated students were caught pushing a grocery cart down the street on March 27.

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Club Budgets

The Student Government Association has decided how much money each club is going to get for the next academic year.

Here are the clubs that are receiving the most money and which are getting the least.

Volunteers in Action

$1,221,768.26 Crew

$70,248.65 SA Concerts

$64,006.13

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$45.00 Student Dietetic Association

$15.00

Pre-Medical Club

$11.25

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NEWS

TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011

The man behind the name Julian Golfarini, more than just the SGA president !"#$%&'%#(%))* !""#"$%&$'()*"'+,#$-.

!"#+%)"#,-)*./'0 ()*"'+,#$-.

Provost Jane Knodell spoke about how to improve international presence on campus.

A bill calling for state-level funding for the next academic year passed.

Claire Chevrier withdrew the motion to open the constitution up for possible changes to the number of senators that must live off-campus.

The senatorial candidates that were late in handling in their elections packets received a sanction and can spend $25 on their campaign instead of the original $50.

Senatorial elections are April 6-7, and students can vote on the Lynx.

The Blood Ban Committee is working on a video about why the FDA should allow gay male students to give blood to the Red Cross.

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Jennifer Miller Artistic Director of Circus Amok 780"*+9+:#.+'-.%+&*%-)3$("3+ /-$2"#$O#/5>#>$&/>F.$2"#5#$1/-$/$ -#)-#$ 0B$ 5#&(#B$ /)>$ S$ 30,&>$ *501$ 2"50,*"$2"/2.L$+(&&#5$-/(>H !"#$-"01$#)>#>$1(2"$40-(2(N#$ 30''#)2-$ B50'$ /,>(#)3#$ '#'O#5-H I[0,$/5#$/$10)>#5B,&$10'/).L$ /$/,>(#)3#$'#'O#5$-/(>H

JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic

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ARTS

TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011

‘Honest’ photography draws attention

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“I think the artistic part aside, photos give you an excuse and emotive to do anything you want to.”!

Bobby Bruderle Senior

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

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“There was a large UVM presence in the under 21 crowd.

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Grace Hawkins Sophomore

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ARTS

TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011

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Cats croon a cappella for MEDlife

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MUSIC REVIEW

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“The closing song was really good and it helped focus everyone on why we were here, supporting MEDlife.”

Hannah Lachance

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Wednesday 3/30

Saturday

Women’s lacrosse vs. Holy Cross W 10-9

Women’s lacrosse @ Binghamton L 14-13

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4/2

Men’s lacrosse @ Binghamton L 8-7 OT

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Tuesday

4/5

Men’s lacrosse vs.

Holy Cross 4 p.m.

Wednesday

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4/6

Women’s lacrosse @ Albany 3 p.m.

Saturday

4/9

Track and Field @ UNH Invitational 11 a.m.

Women’s lacrosse vs. UMBC 11 a.m.