Vermont Cynic Issue 25 by Vermont Cynic

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FROM THE FLOW TO THE VIDEO Student rapper Owen DeMassi is profiled

The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

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Presidential runnerup files complaint

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LIFE

DC turned cultural marketplace

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ARTS

Starfucker comes to Vermont

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JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic

Redstone getting blasted 10-12 ResLife announces new construction efforts SPECTACLE

An aerial view of campus

OPINION

A sophisticated statement of disagreement

14-16 DISTRACT Rugged boy

SPORTS

MLB preview: the American League

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Disturbances Someone violated a trespass notice in MAT on April 2. A student was caught clinging to a moving UVM bus while riding a bicycle. A cat was caught in Simpson Hall and relased ouside.

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Vandalism Graffiti was found in the first floor men’s room in the Davis Center. Someone threw a rock at a car and smashed the rear window on April 2.

Drugs and alcohol Alcohol was confiscated from underage students in MAT. A student was detoxed and sent to the Correctional Center on April 3. A student was criminally charged from possession of alcohol in Wing Hall. Four students were caught smoking marijuana outside MAT.

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JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic

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TUESDAY, APRIL 12, 2011

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KELSEY WOOLEY The Vermont Cynic

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TUESDAY, APRIL 12, 2011

Crowd gets starstruck, starfucked

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“High energy makes any show amazing, and Starfucker definitely falls under that category.” ! Anneke Beard Sophomore KRUTI KANSARA The Vermont Cynic

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UVM athlete spotlight of the week Illustration by Dana Ortiz

# 23 Adison Rounds — Women’s Lacrosse

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Position: Midfielder Height: 5’10” Class: Junior Hometown: Centennial, Colo. High School: Arapahoe High School

Tuesday

4/5

Men’s lacrosse vs. Holy Cross W 15-5

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Wednesday Women’s lacrosse @ Albany L 19-3

4/6

Saturday Women’s lacrosse vs. UMBC L 14-13

4/9

Sunday

4/10

Men’s lacrosse vs. Albany W 11-6

THIS WEEK

LAST WEEK

Courtesy of Athletic Communications

Accomplishments at UVM:

Thursday Track and Field vs. SAC Relays Beach Track and Field Invitational

4/14

Saturday

4/16

Men’s lacrosse vs. Hartford 1 p.m.