Vermont Cynic Issue 27

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SEND SILENCE PACKING UVM’s chapter of Active Minds holds the suicide awareness event.

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Students warned about downtown behavior

Downtown smoking ban proposed

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LIFE

Burlington Bombers

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6-8 ARTS

Life is not like the movies

9-10 COMICS

Adventures of Joel and Chris

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Bangkok scandalous

12-13 SPORTS

Sports pop culture grid

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MARY DONOVAN The Vermont Cynic

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“We have coordinated these efforts for a number of years now.

We are confident that these problems are significantly reduced by this initiative.”

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450 contacts 47 charges for possession Six fake identification confiscations

Two citations for disorderly conduct One arrest for a DUI

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TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2011

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“Mental health is something that we all have and ... struggle with and that’s okay.”

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A jacket and purse were stolen from Votey Hall on April 15.

Property Damage A sign went missing outside the Catholic Center, possibly caused by strong winds.

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Drugs and alcohol Alcohol was confiscated from students in Davis Hall on April 17.

Marijuana was confiscated from students outside of the Christie Wright Patterson complex on April 18.

Alcohol was confiscated from students in Patrick Gym on April 16.

Theft A backpack was stolen from the Living/Learning Center on April 18.

A car was damaged outside Converse Hall on April 17.

Vandalism A filing cabinet was vandalized in the SGA office on April 17.

Ceiling tiles were broken in the Living/ Learning Center on April 15.

Graffiti marks were made in chalk on the side of Cook Physical Science Building and Angell Lecture Hall on April 15.

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“If there is one thing in my four years that has been a consistent issue, that has been salaries.”

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After the discussion, the Senate voted to table, or postpone voting on, a resolution stating their disapproval of the BSAD dean’s salary.

Sophomore Dan Neill and junior Ali Sadeghi were sworn into the Senate.

After Senator Alyssa Ravech and Senator Amanda Adams were nominated for the position of speaker of the Senate, Nick Monteforte, former Public Relations chair, was elected.

Monteforte accepted the position and said that he was excited to work with the new SGA Senate.

Sophomore Christopher Juaire was elected treasure for the next academic year.

Vice President Will Vitagliano said in his executive report that Director of Student Life Pat Brown and former SGA Vice President David Maciewicz are working on a point system to decide who gets a desk in the SGA office.

Public Relations Chair James Denton said that a new Vermont Student Opinion Poll will go out to students before the end of the year.

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Past legislation on smoking in Burlington

1995

— Vt. bans smoking 2004 in all hotels, motels —Burlington and restaurants bans smoking in bars

2009

—Burlington bans smoking in all city parks and beaches

Information provided by no-smoke.org

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New tuition increase Complaints dismissed, three pushes SGA to table SGA members are cleared

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The current tuition rates are $12,180 for in-state and $30,744 for out-ofstate.

If the proposed 5.8 percent increase is approved, tuition would be $12,866 and $32,527, respectively, according to the 2012 budget proposal.

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ARTS

TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2011

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ARTS

TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2011

SCRATCHING THE SURFACE

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— Jon Krakauer, best-selling nonfiction author, alleging that Greg Mortenson fabricated or deliberately exagerrated many of the stories in his best-selling memoir “Three Cups of Tea.”

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4/19

Men’s lacrosse @ Dartmouth L 9-7

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Tuesday

4/26

Track and field @ Middlebury Middlebury 4 p.m.

Saturday 4/30 Saturday 4/30 Women’s lacrosse vs. Boston University Boston 12 p.m.

Men’s lacrosse Stony Brook, N.Y. 3 p.m.

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