Edition 38 | 2021
Review: Will you be my Sugar Daddy? Grab your favourite chocolate, take a seat and listen to these totally subjective and not at all biased reviews of candy. Oh also, do not forget to brush your teeth when you are done! Illustrations + Words Nikki Sztolc
★★
Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations I am not trying to give Cadbury a bad rap because they basically own the chocolate industry, but this is severely underwhelming. The popping candy needs more pop and the jelly kind of sucks. It is not entirely their fault though. Maybe popping candy just does not belong in chocolate.
★★★ ★
Musk Sticks
Musk sticks taste like your second grade classroom or the lolly jar in your pantry that you could never reach. It also tastes like the cavity you tell your dentist you have no idea how it got there because you always brush your teeth twice a day and definitely do not binge on candy... Points for nostalgia, negative points for toothache.
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