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to heaven and it was telling you about her, different things, but I didn’t know at the time that it was a lantern. It was done with mirrors and a lantern... Lizzie Ferguson told me about when Biddall’s show came to Longtown. She said that she would stand outside the tent ‘trembling with fear’ and when I asked her what it was like inside she said, ‘Oh a dinna ken, we nivver hed the money ta gan in.’ So at least you had enough to go in Bobby. ‘Well, with us it was about a penny or two pence. There would be about twenty people in at a time, one lot would go out and another come in and so it went on.’ It was Biddall’s who started the Cinema in Annan Bobby, and when George Biddall died Buffalo Bill Cody attended his funeral in Cockermouth - I think that Picture Billy’s mother and old Mrs. Slater were sisters, you know, Picture Billy who ran the cinema. You know John Graham who has the shop, Well, John’s grandfather was Picture Billy and John’s grandmother and old Mrs. Slater were sisters. If you want to read more about Longtown in the past the book is available from Julie Vever’s Newsagent in Longtown, Bookends, the Visitor Centre, Carlisle and online from www.p3publications.com
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o the making of many books there is no end’, so wrote wise King Solomon. How true those words are. Sadly though, when we moved house recently, we had to get rid of so many books. There were a couple of reasons for this. Firstly we have moved to a smaller house so space is one thing, and secondly, you can get everything digitally these days, so there isn’t the need for so many books. I have also succumbed to owning a Kindle which I download my books on to. I wasn’t sure to start with how I would feel about having a Kindle, but I must admit I really like it. There is, however, one set of books that I will never get rid of and I will find a space for come what may. That is my cookery books, of which I have dozens. I love cookery books and will continue to buy them. I wouldn’t say I have the greatest memory, but when it comes to a recipe I know exactly where and in which book it is in. I also have a box full of recipes which have been torn from magazines over the years. When I get stuck in a rut with meals, I will sit down with my books and box of recipes and trawl through them looking for inspiration and new ideas. I feel a session of that coming on as things have been upside down now for months with the move
and I can’t wait to get back to planning and making new recipes. One of my most recent purchases was Rick Stein’s ‘Long Weekends’ book as I was so inspired by his series. I think I mentioned in a previous blog that due to this series I was inspired to make pasta. Another recipe I have made a few times is his ‘Chicken with Prunes, Saffron and Paprika’. This recipe came from his weekend visit to Thessaloniki and is a great midweek meal using chicken thighs which are very economical. Here is the recipe. Put 8 chicken thighs (skin removed) in a large saucepan with 1¾ pints water together with a pinch of saffron. Bring to the boil, then reduce the heat and poach for 10-15 minutes. Drain and reserve the liquid. Heat 4tbsp olive oil in a large saucepan over a medium/ low heat and sweat 3 chopped red onions gently until soft, about 10 minutes. Add 1½
tbsp sweet paprika and cook for further 2 minutes. Add chicken thighs and about 1¼ pints of the cooking liquid and 20 pitted prunes. Season with salt and pepper and simmer for about 20 minutes. If the sauce is too watery remove chicken, prunes and onions and reduce down the sauce. Serve with rice.
FROM “PRUNES TO CHEESE” Early photographers in British studios advised their subjects to say ‘prunes’, which would lead to a tightening of the lips. Then, in the US, Kodak started making cameras which ordinary people could afford to buy. It was a tough sell. Kodak had to circulate how-to books and tell people to just click the shutter, and its technicians would do the job of developing and processing the prints. Kodak then began marketing their cameras with photographs of smiling faces. As the company succeeded in spreading the joy of photography to the masses, it likely played a huge role in baking “Say cheese” into casual photography culture as well.
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t’s now well over 20 years since Neil McBrearty Flooring Services, was started. Neil runs the business with the help of his mum, Jenny, his wife Caroline, Garry and an obliging team of experienced and professional carpet and flooring fitters. Neil is very proud of how he and his team have built the business in the last 20 years and are very well respected for being a trusted professional floorcovering retailer. He said: “We are a local, family-run business with over 20 years’ experience of supplying and fitting carpets, bespoke designer flooring, vinyls, laminates, woods and now artificial grass. We pride ourselves on the high standard of our service and the impressive finish we create. That’s why we have so many loyal customers who come back to us again and again. From choosing the type of floor covering to the style and colour, we appreciate that this can be a difficult decision, which is why we are here to help. We offer a personal service, learning more about what our customer needs and why, always putting their needs first. Our experience and
expertise is at their disposal. This includes home visits with samples and measuring to help them make the right choice for many years of comfort and use.” Neil and his team like to keep up to date with the latest design trends and, with this in mind, Neil always looks to attend the Flooring Show in Harrogate which has more than 190 exhibitors. The key point this year under discussion was professional fitting and why it is so important to make sure floorcoverings are fitted by people who are properly trained. Professional fitting will extend the life of your floorcovering, so it’s vital this is explained to the customer before purchasing and investing in a new carpet. Neil always loves the show talking to the manufacturer representatives and believes it helps him further to advise his customers on what the best options are for all room types. He said: “I firmly believe that whatever the flooring, it’s my job to interpret how the best option ensures floorcovering in houses
contributes to a major part of feeling at home and content. The right type of flooring can transform a room. “I am passionate about what I do and I want customers to trust me to help them, so I want to be up to date on what our suppliers can offer.” Make sure you call in and see Neil and his team at 12 Dixon Street, Carlisle, just off Corporation Road. The shop is easily accessed with one hour free parking and has just been refitted with new interior point of sale exhibits. He is more than happy to come to you as part of his “Home Call” service, providing free, no obligation quotations, catering for all budgets. For the very latest offers, join his Facebook page and LinkedIn pages. You can email him, at infocarpetscarlisle@gmail.com or call the shop on (01228) 810218.
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tarting in the New Year, the Crown Hotel in Wetheral will see a refurbishment to their function area, Garden Suite and Holmegate bar, with a new carpet and décor. Their new owners are committed to a three year refurbishment programme which has already seen improvements to the Conservatory Restaurant and a soft refurbishment to a number of the bedrooms so far. The next phase will be to increase the number of bedrooms available at the hotel, along with additional car parking, as well as some major changes to the Leisure Club. This will include new changing facilities, upgraded Reception and Pool Hall areas, re-configuring the current gymnasiums and installing new equipment. We are looking forward to celebrating Burns Night with a Dinner followed by entertainment from John Penn on Saturday 26th January, priced at £34.50 for 4 courses.
If you would like to spoil your loved one for Valentines, our Candlelit Dinners will be held on Saturday 9th, Thursday 14th and Saturday 16th February, priced at £32.95 for 4 courses, with a gift for the ladies. For all Brides and Grooms-to-be, our ever popular Wedding Fayre is back on Sunday 3rd February from 1pm – 4pm, with a Fashion Show from Carols Bridal Boutique at 2.45pm. Admission is free and we will have everything you need to help you on your wedding planning journey. If you have a special celebration or birthday to organise this year, then pop down to the hotel or give us a call to chat through your requirements. Our McLaren Room is a perfect, and popular venue for all types of private functions for up to 24 guests, from Birthdays to Christenings to Baby Showers, or the Garden Suite can cater for larger parties. We can take care of everything for you, all you need to think about is the guest list!
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Ronald and Edna were both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor told them that they were physically okay, but might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV... Ronald: “Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?” Edna: “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream? Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” Ronald: “Nope. I can remember it..” Edna: “Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?” Ronald: “I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.” Edna: “I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that - write it down?” Ronald [now irritated]: “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I’ve got it, for goodness sake!” [Ronald toddles off into the kitchen. After 20 minutes, he returns and hands Edna a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment]. Edna: “Where’s my toast?”
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Celebrating 50 years in business has been a proud milestone for the business and one that has made them think about what is to come over the next 50-years. When speaking about the factors that have helped the business reach this 50-year milestone Stuart McKenzie, Director, said; “My father created the business and I learnt from him the value of seizing opportunity, having a fantastic team and supply chain, and importantly on never swaying from the values and focus on service that formed the foundation of this business all those years ago. It is this that drives us forward, builds our customer base, and makes us more than just a motor factor”. K&S McKenzie are open 6 days a week, and also have thousands of products for sale via their website such as garage equipment, hand-tools, consumables, Dipetane, and more. To learn more about K&S McKenzie’s services call 01228 528218 or visit www.kandsmckenzieltd.co.uk.
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DUTY of CARE local arborist Andrew Edgar, [orchard tree surgery and MAINTENANCE] shares his experience AND TIPS ON TREES AND SHRUBS
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In an attempt to avoid what they perceive to be a risk, some landowners have simply removed trees entirely
let you the condition of your trees, and if any work is required to keep them safe. Does the same legislation apply to householders? “Yes, it does, but we have to think about a proportionate response here,” Andrew is quick to caution. “A large landowner, for example, with acres of historic woods, roadside trees and lots of visitors is likely to need a more comprehensive tree management strategy. However, if you’re a householder with just a couple of trees, we can scale down and simplify the actions you might need to take”. What would Andrew’s advice be to anyone who is responsible for trees? “Get to know them! Be vigilant for any changes, both to the tree and in terms of potential risks. If in any doubt, call an expert. And document your observations and actions; should you find yourself in a legal situation, any records that you have pro-actively managed your trees could help provide supporting evidence that a landowner has taken reasonable care.”
areas, signs of disease etc. – it would be possible for a land owner to do this themselves. It’s always worth calling in an expert in case of any doubt but this should not become a financially burdensome exercise,” Andrew comments. Orchard Tree Surgery offer tree surveys and reports which will
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1. Son of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, he was crowned on 9th August 1902. 2. Daughter of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon, she was crowned on 1st October 1553. 3. Son of James VI of Scotland and I of England and Anne of Denmark, he was crowned on 2nd February 1626. 4. Son of George V and Mary of Teck, he was never crowned. 5. Daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, she was crowned on 15th January 1559. 6. Son of Edward I and Eleanor, Countess of Ponthieu, he was crowned on 25th February 1308. 7. Son of Richard, 3rd Duke of York and Cecily Neville, he was crowned on 6th July 1484. 8. Daughter of Prince Edward, Duke of Kent and Strathearn and Princess Victoria of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld, she was crowned on 28th June 1838. 9. Son of Henry II and Eleanor of Aquitaine, he was crowned on 3rd September 1189. 10. Son of Henry VII and Elizabeth of York, he was crowned on 24th June 1509.
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DOWN 1 American who inhabits the White House? (6) 2 One toiling lawsuitwho (10) inhabits the White House? 1at unravelling American CLEVER ANAGRAMS 3 Wine gets Sir Nigel drunk (8) (6) 4 Over the moon, having climbed Everest? DORMITORY: When(10) you rearrange the letters: lawsuit (2,3,2,3,5)2 One toiling at unravelling DIRTY ROOM Wine drunk (8) When you rearrange the letters: 5 Deal with3equipment (6) gets Sir Nigel PRESBYTERIAN: 6 Idiot wants books (4)the moon, having BESTclimbed IN PRAYEREverest? 4 150Over ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: 7 Retailer of wine(2,3,2,3,5) collection, say (6) MOON STARER 12 Very hard worker is left inside bar (5) 5 Deal with equipmentTHE (6)EYES:! When you rearrange the letters: 14 Back home, I’ll follow cake with pasta (10) THEY 6 Idiot wants 150 books (4)SEE 15 Group of musicians not touring Tyneside (5) GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: 7 Retailer of(2,3,3) wine collection, say (6) 17 Working honestly or dishonestly? HE BUGS GORE 19 Ollie upset so keep out of sight (3,3) 12wifeVery hard worker isTHE leftMORSE inside bar When (5) you rearrange the letters: CODE: 20 Computer manufacturer needs time to HEREcake COMEwith DOTSpasta (10) 14 Back home, I’ll follow produce program (6) 15 Group of musicians not touring Tyneside 22 Quote me retrospectively? It’ll make A woman has the last word in any argument. you sick (6) (5) Anything a man says after that is the 24 Openers17 for Sussex caught and honestly or dishonestly? Working (2,3,3) beginning of a new argument. bowled but this chap’s not out (4) 19 Ollie upset wife so keep out of sight (3,3) 20 Computer manufacturer needs time to produce program (6) 22 Quote me retrospectively? It’ll make you sick (6) 24 Openers for Sussex caught and bowled but this chap’s not out (4)
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eople are too reluctant to talk about the inevitable, which leads them to be ill-informed and unprepared, making them vulnerable consumers at what is a real low point in their lives. 1. There is no legal obligation to use a Funeral Director You can take charge of some, or all, of the funeral arrangements yourself. 2. You don’t have to use a traditional, black hearse There are many options now available such as • Motorcycle Hearse (Suzuki Hayabusa, Triumph Bonneville, Triumph Thunderbird or a Harley Davidson. • VW Camper van – split screen or bay window • Morris Minor Hearse • Horse and Carriage • It could be any vehicle, even a family estate car.
4. The body can stay at home If this feels right for you, this is absolutely possible. 5. The body does not need to be embalmed, or sutured Contrary to popular belief, embalming is an unnecessary & invasive procedure, the body can be left in its natural state. We believe the dead have the right to gentle, careful treatment. We don’t embalm people and nor do we discourage families from seeing their dead person. Nobody in our care is embalmed. A dead person may be with us for up to three weeks, sometimes longer, before their funeral takes place. Simple refrigeration is sufficient to keep people in good condition. Natural changes occur very slowly and will neither alarm or endanger visitors who may come to visit at any time before the funeral.
9. Do they cremate multiple bodies at once?
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Families want to know and they can handle the truth. If you’re asked the question, it’s because someone wants to know the answer. If you’re not sure what the funeral director is trying to tell you, ask them to clarify what they’re saying.
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will only allow for one standard sized coffin to fit. An identity card will then accompany the coffin and the resultant remains until their final removal from the crematorium No they don’t. In the UK the Code insists that each cremation is carried out separately. Furthermore the aperture (opening/door) of cremator in which the coffins are place is only big enough to accept one coffin. 10. Funerals don’t have to be expensive Shop around or ask a friend to do this on your behalf. Make sure you’re not sold products or services you don’t want or need. 11. Euphemisms aren’t helpful
12. Funeral Directors don’t know best Families do. A good Funeral Director will support a family to have the funeral that’s right for them.
Many Funeral Directors operate large ‘hub’ mortuaries, often located many miles from the high street branches they serve. Ask where the body will be cared for. 8. The crematoria reuse the coffins The coffin is never opened afterit is withdrawn into the committal room where the nameplate iscarefully checked by crematorium staff to ensure the correct identity. The coffin is placed in the cremator which is a cubicle that
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The People who love Carlisle Carlisle sets out its stall to recruit the city’s latest group of Ambassadors
Holly Masters (pictured right) launching the Carlisle Young Ambassadors project at a recent Carlisle Ambassadors meeting.
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ou will no doubt of heard of Carlisle Ambassadors… they are people who love Carlisle, they are people who support this Cumbrian centre of business, tourism and culture, who want to benefit from a strong and influential network, and are interested in making a difference for the future growth and development of the City. The scheme now some three and a half years old has successfully united a whole host of businesses, organisations and individuals across the area in a powerful network that has begun to significantly change perceptions of the city and raise this ancient city’s profile, locally, regionally and nationally. Inspired by this burgeoning network Carlisle’s young people have set about getting in on the act by joining in with the process to shape the City for their future… The outline idea for Carlisle Young Ambassadors was highlighted at a meeting of Carlisle Ambassadors earlier this year, and now the youngsters mean business as they gear up to hold their first
Carlisle’s young people ...to shape the City for their futuRE ever ‘Scoping’ meeting with the city’s movers and shakers on the 17th January 2019, at The Assembly Rooms, in Carlisle, from 1pm to 2.30pm. Like their adult counterparts these young residents believe that they should be able to play a full and active part in raising ambition and aspiration amongst young people, and that they should be
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able to make a meaningful and important contribution to the development of the city. They strongly believe that they and other young residents should be able to put forward ideas to create opportunities which reflect their interests and abilities. Ideas that will help attract people to visit and live in the area, as well as encouraging those already here to stay, and persuade investors and developers to see Carlisle as a place worth investing in and create and attract new high value jobs, whilst keeping the ones we have. Carlisle is a great place to live, work and have fun. It is a place with world renowned attractions, fantastic scenery, an amazing history, loads of sports and activities to get involved with; great businesses and its well connected. Carlisle’s Young Ambassadors have a tremendous opportunity to develop and shape the City for their futures. However, in a fast changing world we have to do things differently to get the results we want. By working together side by side we can get things done and compete nationally and internationally like never before. We have a compelling new story for Carlisle, together we need to tell it and sell it. Are you ready to step up and meet the challenge and shape your future? If you want to get the necessary skills and experience and to be able to have the confidence to become the next big thing in business then get involved in Carlisle Young Ambassadors… For further information about Carlisle Ambassadors visit: www.carlisleambassadors.co.uk
ARE YOU A LATERAL THINKER (Answers on page 23)
1. Why can’t a man living in Canterbury be buried west of the River Stour? 2. Divide 40 by half and add ten. What is the answer? 3. To the nearest cubic centimetre, how much soil is there in a 3m x 2m x 2m hole? 4. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister? 5. If you drove a coach leaving Canterbury with 35 passengers, dropped off 6 and picked up 2 at Faversham, picked up 9 more at Sittingbourne, dropped off 3 at Chatham, and then drove on to arrive in London 40 minutes later, what colour are the driver’s eyes? 6. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain. 7. The band of stars across the night sky is called the “…… Way”? 8. Yogurt is made from fermented …….. 9. What do cows drink? 10. How many hands does the clock of Big Ben have?
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