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CONNECTING THE COMMUNITY AND LOCAL BUSINESS Billingshurst • Barns Green • Five Oaks • Ifold • Kirdford • Loxwood • Plaistow • Slinfold • Wisborough Green

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n the last month the war in Ukraine has escalated hugely following the barbaric invasion by Russia with millions of Ukrainians forced to flee their homes. Many countries including Britain are doing all they can, from supplying weapons to offering much needed food, clothing and shelter. Billingshurst for Ukraine is coordinating help in the form of accommodation and support for refugees. More volunteers urgently needed. See page 7. The Weald School have sent two coaches to Ukraine packed with much needed aid. See page 9. Billingshurst & District Lions Club have donated £4000 to Ukraine Humanitarian Relief. See page 19. Ukrainian flags are flying at Billingshurst’s Community Centre and Horsham town centre. See pages 15 and 24. Many homes and cars are also flying Ukrainian flags. It all helps. The above are just a few examples of much needed local support and solidarity shown towards Ukraine. Grahame

Cover: Billingshurst for Ukraine is a new initiative to help refugees in need of support or accommodation. See page 7

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Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5, 7 Billingshurst for Ukraine: Refugee support and accommodation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 Recipe: Carrot Feta and Sweet Potato Fritters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .8 Loxwood Village Fete & Dog Show: Update . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .8 The Weald School: Sussex Coaches’ Ukraine appeal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9 Billingshurst Community Transport: Drivers wanted . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9 West Sussex Community Minibus: May trips . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10 West Sussex Community Minibus: Volunteers wanted . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11 How to Cope in an Uncertain World . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13 Horsham District Council: Ukraine flag erected in town centre . . . . . . . . . . . . . .15 St Catherine’s Hospice: £100,000 grant awarded to Sussex hospices . . . . . . . . .18 Billingshurst Lions Club: Support for Ukrainian refugees . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .19 Billingshurst Dramatic Society: ‘Give Us a Sign’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .20 Barns Green Players: ‘A Bunch of Amateurs’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .21 A Good Read: May’s selection . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .22 Billingshurst 2nd Guides: Monopoly Run . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .26 Renegades: Renegades go Kung Fu fighting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .27 Car Booty!: A very British form of treasure hunt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .28 Yvonne Fleece: Heidi’s Happy Holiday . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .30 Kids Page . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .32 Wey & Arun Canal Trust: ‘Poddle’ sponsored walk . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .33 The Spaniel Diaries: The continuing adventures of Billy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .34 Billingshurst Fire Station: Charity Car Wash raises over £1000 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .35 Garden View: Perfect partners . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .36 Bee Swarms: What to do . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .37 Spot the Difference . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .39, 41 John Nash: Spring at last! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .42 What’s On near you . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .44-46 Advertisers Index . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .47

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Basket of brokenness

ave you ever held in your hands the precious, broken pieces of something you treasure and wonder how ever you can restore what has been broken? As you stare the pieces still hold beauty but you long for what used to be. After painstakingly restoring this treasure you may well be able to return it to its place of pride in your life. The cracks themselves telling the story of love and commitment. The Bible paints a picture of a God who stands in the midst of brokenness and suffering. A God who is ever present and allowed himself to be broken on the cross. A God who offers healing and a love that can never be broken. At the beginning of his ministry Jesus read this longpromised prophecy he himself fulfils. The promise of God to restore humans in their brokenness and never abandon them.

He has sent me to bind up the brokenhearted, to proclaim freedom for the captives and release from darkness for the prisoners, …to comfort all who mourn, and provide for those who grieve in Zion to bestow on them a crown of beauty instead of ashes, the oil of joy instead of mourning, and a garment of praise instead of a spirit of despair. Bible-Isaiah 61 New International version At this time of World suffering our hearts and minds are overwhelmed by brokenness. The Bible holds out for us the miracle of hope through God’s eternal love. His offer of life within his love and the gift of life beyond death.

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Billingshurst Support for Ukraine

he Billingshurst Community Partnership, Family Church and Community Transport are working together to build a network of support for Ukrainian refugees and their host families. We have launched a website (address below) which gives details of how local people can get involved. The aim is to encourage residents to register their offer of support in one central place so we can build a network and have a co-ordinated overview of the support available locally. To date, over 50 people have registered their offers of support and we have over 20 households in our area offering accommodation. This is a fantastic response so far! Thank you to everyone who has signed up already! As well as working with the Horsham Refugee Support Group, there are a number of local people with links to Ukraine who are putting us directly in touch with families and friends seeking refuge from the war. For security reasons, we will not respond to anyone asking for help who contacts us directly through Facebook or any other social media platform. We will only engage

with people of known contacts. We recognise that not everyone can offer accommodation but there are many other ways in which people can get involved: shopping, transport, befriending and mentoring, form filling and language help, etc. If you would like to become part of the Billingshurst for Ukraine team of volunteers please visit the website and get in touch. We are happy to talk with you about any ideas or concerns you may have, and would welcome wider engagement from other community organisations and clubs who feel that they may have something that could improve our response to what is a truly terrible and catastrophic situation happening in Ukraine. We look forward to hearing from you. Billingshurst Ukrainian Support Team

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Carrot, Feta & Sweet Potato Fritters A tasty snack or vegetarian meal

METHOD

1. Peel and grate the carrots, potatoes, onion, and sweet potatoes. Place them into a colander or a large sieve over the sink with a big pinch of salt, and leave to drain for 30 minutes. 2. Take a large bowl and in it combine the eggs, feta cheese, flour, coriander, and cumin seeds. Beat with a fork until well mixed. 3. Squeeze as much liquid from the grated veg as you can, pressing down hard into the colander or sieve for 1-2 minutes, then add the grated veg to the egg mixture. Stir to combine well and season generously. Heat the oven to 150°C/fan130°C/gas 2. 4. Heat the oil in a wok or deep saucepan to 180°C, or until a cube of bread sizzles. Put dollops of the mix into a slotted spoon and lower into the hot oil. Cook 2-3 at a time: fry for 1-2 minutes, then turn the fritters over and repeat until golden. Put on a plate and keep warm in an oven set to low.

Preparation time: 40 minutes. Cooking time: 2½ hours. Serves 6+

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800g carrots 2 large potatoes 1 large onion 600g sweet potatoes 5 medium free-range eggs 200g feta, crumbled 6 tbsp wholemeal flour 25g fresh coriander, chopped 2 tbsp cumin seeds 300ml vegetable oil Green salad, lime wedges and yogurt to serve

Loxwood Village Fete & Fun Dog Show 2022 Present

Songs from the Movies NORTH HALL, LOXWOOD

Sunday 29th May 2022 3.30pm Special Guest Performer

Luca Imperiale on Clarinet

Tickets: £8.00

Including tea and cake

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James DorØ on 01403 752999, choir members or

Loxwood Post Office and Store

North Hall, Guildford Road, Loxwood, RH14 0SF Saturday 4th June, from 11am until 4pm Did you know that the Loxwood Village Fete and Fun Dog Show raising money for many local good causes is FREE ENTRANCE for all. So make this the diary entry for the weekend celebrating the Platinum Jubilee. The Committee have already received many offers of volunteering and also items for the tombola and books, DVDs, games and CDs for the book stall but always need MORE. So if you can help in any way please contact Graham Moore, tel: (01403) 751722 or Tony Colling, tel: (01403) 753163. Don’t forget Homemade cakes for the cafe which everyone enjoys and china for the China Smash to vent frustrations! The Loxwood Village Fete and Fun Dog Show is such an integral part of village life but is only a success if everyone in the village supports the day. A FREE DAY for all the family. The Dog Show is only £1 per class to enter and there are 12 classes including Best in Show. Judging this year is Mark Bridger-Pescott from Bone Canis. The Fete last year raised £7,000 for many local causes.

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The Weald School supports Sussex Coaches’ Ukraine appeal

he Weald School Community came together in March in support of Sussex Coaches’ fantastic Ukraine Appeal. The idea was the brainchild of local mums, Karina and Jenna, who were so moved by the stories they saw on the News, that they decided to start a collection of things to donate to the displaced people of Ukraine. As the idea grew, ‘From Sussex with Love’ was born, and with it their decision to take the items to Ukraine themselves, with the help of their ‘lovely fellas’, two coaches and lots of generous locals. Donations were requested to cover the estimated fuel bill of £6,500 for the initial two coaches and their return journeys, as well as requests for medical supplies, sanitary items, baby formula, food, nappies and other essentials. Coordinator Charlotte Hill made contact with Mr Fry, Head of Character and Culture at The Weald to tell the story and he made the decision to push this out

to the school’s marketing team to spread the word. The donations literally began to flood in, completely filling the school’s front foyer and corridor. The response was overwhelming. A single transit van arrived at The Weald a couple of days later to collect the items, with the admin team, network office and premises staff pitching in to fill the vehicle. It soon became evident that one van just wasn’t enough, so one of the school’s minibusses was filled, with a third vehicle sent to collect the remaining items. A few days later, the first coach set off for Ukraine. From Sussex with Love can be followed on Facebook and is still collecting and delivering much-needed supplies to the people of Ukraine. Alison Brown Marketing & Communications Photo: donations destined for Ukraine accumulate in corridor

Help drive our success story Billingshurst Community Transport (BCT) has been providing the frail and infirmed in our community with affordable transport for nearly 20 years. If you want to help the community and can offer a half day a month or a week, we would greatly value your support.

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As the threat of COVID recedes, the demand for our services is increasing. So, the requirement for volunteer drivers is increasing, especially in Billingshurst and surrounding villages. Drivers will use either their own cars, or BCT’s wheelchair accessible vehicle. Mileage allowances are paid for all personal car journeys. BCT provides a very cost-effective service to elderly, frail, infirmed and other local residents who are unable to use public transport. If you require transport call (01403) 787696 between 9.30 and 11.00am, Monday to Friday. An answerphone is in operation outside of these hours. Please leave your name and number. We prefer 48 hours’ notice. Graeme Acraman the BCT manager said, “The service we offer has proved invaluable since its inception for residents who rely on assistance to attend appointments. Our customers fully appreciate the kindness and support offered by the volunteer drivers.” To find out more or offer your support please contact Graeme on (01403) 787698, bct@Billingshurst.gov.uk

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Your Door-to-Door Minibus Service

ounded in 1974 Community Minibus Association (West Sussex) is a registered charity that offers residents an affordable and friendly, door to door transport service for all age groups. Operating as West Sussex Minibus, they run a fleet of ten minibuses from eight Divisions across the county and are run entirely by volunteers. It is a welcoming, year-round service providing a great way to catch up with old friends and meet new ones. West Sussex Minibus’ mission is to have a positive and meaningful impact on the community, keeping residents active, independent and socially connected. From their Billingshurst Division, the whole of the RH14 9 postcode is served. Including Billingshurst, the minibus service area extends to The Haven, Coneyhurst and Adversane. In addition, Wisborough Green Division and Petworth Divison, which covers Kirdford, offer a separate, dedicated schedule of trips. Membership comes with a year-round calendar of excursions, with morning and afternoon

departures offered. Trips to Horsham, Chichester, Shoreham (Holmbush) and Bognor Regis are scheduled regularly, along with a variety of social outings. Excursions include scenic drives to the seaside towns of Eastbourne and Worthing, alongside lunch and afternoon tea trips. In addition, there are fun days out such as Mystery Drives and to popular attractions like Tangmere Airport Museum. For anyone needing a little extra help, assistance is on hand to support passengers getting on and off the minibus, as well as carrying shopping to their home. Individual Membership for the full year is just £8, plus a nominal per trip fare when travelling on one of their services. Day memberships are also available. Not for Profit and Community Groups can also utilise the Associations’ minibuses to support their activities when joining as Affiliate Members. From youth or sports clubs to faith or hobby groups, all can register with West Sussex Minibus. Membership is £30 for a full year. Other memberships are available.

Billingshurst Schedule May (and early June) 2022 Date Wednesday 4th May Thursday 5th May Tuesday 10th May Wednesday 11th May Thursday 12th May Tuesday 17th May Wednesday 18th May Thursday 19th May Tuesday 24th May Wednesday 25th May Thursday 26th May Tuesday 31st May

Time 9.30am 1.15pm 9.30am 1.15pm 9.00am 1.15pm 12.00pm 1.15pm 9.30am 1.15pm 9.00am 9.30am

Trip Description Bognor Regis Tesco Broadbridge Heath Eastbourne Camelia Botnar for afternoon tea Horsham & Sainsbury’s Shoreham Airport for afternoon tea Onslow Arms Pub Lunch Tesco Broadbridge Heath Worthing & Haskins for lunch Camelia Botnar for afternoon tea Horsham & Sainsbury’s Eastbourne

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embership for individuals provides an annual calendar of excursions comprising a mix of shopping trips and social outings. Behind all activities is a welcoming and friendly team of volunteers who support members on every step of their journey. West Sussex Minibus likes to get to know all its members, actively fostering relationships, ensuring everyone feels supported and well cared for so that they can make the most of their membership. As an all-volunteer organisation, the charity relies on people from the local community to help run services. Everyone who volunteers plays a pivotal role in enabling West Sussex Minibus to provide services to the local community of West Sussex. There are many different roles to choose from depending on skills and the time individuals wish to commit. It may be a few hours a week or a day a month; there is complete flexibility to fit with Volunteers existing responsibilities. Each Division has a dedicated team of volunteers to support the running of its services. Choose a role that’s most suited to you and what fits best around

your existing responsibilities. Roles include Minibus Drivers who safely drive members to their destination, Passenger Escorts who assist members whilst travelling on one of their services, Memberships Administrator to support payments and reconciliation, alongside Trips Planner to research destinations, venues and attractions for future trips. Everyone who joins plays an essential role and will experience first-hand what difference the service makes to members’ lives. If you are active and enjoy meeting people, then volunteering with West Sussex Minibus could be for you. You will be helping to assure the ongoing success of the charity and the services offered in your local community. West Sussex Minibus, Billingshurst, Wisborough Green and Petworth Divisions are welcoming new Volunteers now, so do get in touch. Make a difference, get involved. New Volunteers and Members are always welcome. For more information, please visit www.westsussexminibus.org.uk. To join, call 0300 772 7735 or (01403) 784428.

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give their time to answer your questions, share their knowledge and afford you peace of mind. During the afternoon, we will share our ‘My Wishes, My Way’ presentation, 2-3pm in the Committee Room. This is a light-hearted, myth-busting, honest guide to providing an insight into the choices and costs around funerals. There is no charge or requirement to book ahead. Dandelion Farewells is totally transparent and open about the processes, procedures and, indeed, myths which surround death and dying. We are passionate about educating the public so that they may be more informed and, therefore, empowered to make the arrangements most appropriate for them and their loved ones when someone dies. Judith Dandy Independent funeral director

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How to Cope in an Uncertain World

ver the past couple of years, we've had to cope with a pandemic, political uprisings and now war in the Ukraine. Life is constantly changing so you would think we’d be better at dealing with uncertainty. But humans crave stability, and we crave it most when life is unpredictable. This is where coping strategies come in to play. There are unhealthy coping strategies, like alcohol or junk food and there are also healthy coping strategies. What is coping? Coping is an active process where you pause, appraise the situation, target the problem, and then choose a set of interventions. Stay grounded. Create a safe space for you and your family. Structure your home so that you and your family feel grounded. Reduce the sadness and stress of uncertainty by keeping News to a minimum. Don’t talk endlessly about sensational stories. Connect with each other and think of your home as a sanctuary from the uncertainty of life. Use routines. Keep scheduled mealtimes and bedtimes, and daily chores, including the children’s homework. Also make sure there are regular

periods of relaxation and fun, like a family games night or a walk. Routines provide a steady rhythm and research shows that when your day has an organised framework, you develop a greater tolerance for unpredictability. Choose information sources carefully. During uncertain times be guardedly curious and try not to accept sensational stories as factual. Embrace uncertainty. Ultimately we have to live with uncertainty. Cultivating hope and possibility during uncertain times is important. Instead of focusing on sadness or anxiety, shift the focus to wonder or curiosity. Confronting what we don’t know can trigger creative thinking and problem solving and help you and your family feel empowered in the face of the unpredictable. Practise gratitude. Make time to notice and reflect on the good and meaningful things and people in your life and encourage your children or grandchildren to do the same. Studies show that gratitude generates feel-good neurochemicals serotonin and dopamine in your brain which help to reduce worry. Kate McCarthy

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Ukraine flag raising in Horsham Town Centre

orsham District Council Chairman Councillor David Skipp and Leader Councillor Jonathan Chowen raised the Ukranian national flag in Horsham Town Centre on 17th March in solidarity with our Ukrainian friends. The people of Horsham District stand with the people of Ukraine in the face of Russia’s unprovoked attack on freedom and democracy. #StandingwithUkraine. Councillor Skipp said, “The unimaginable suffering of the Ukrainian people is at the forefront of all of our minds. I hope that by raising the flag we convey our support to the people of Ukraine and show that we stand with them, demonstrating our respect for their country and our sympathy for its plight as they bravely fight for their freedom, their future and their sovereignty.” Councillor Chowen added, “I am proud that Horsham District is a diverse and welcoming

community and our thoughts are with all the people who are affected by the Ukrainian conflict in this frightening and uncertain time. We will play our part in helping in any way we can as more information becomes available on the support being offered by the government.” Horsham District Council is committed to working closely with refugee and community groups, together with West Sussex County Council which leads on refugee resettlement in our area, to do all we can to help. Heather Pepper, Horsham District Council Photo: Leader of Horsham District Council, Councillor Jonathan Chowen (left) and Horsham District Council Chairman, Councillor David Skipp raising the Ukrainian flag in Horsham

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Out and about

Horsham Borough Band comes to Billingshurst Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Concert, Billingshurst Centre, 14th May

orsham Borough Band were formed in 1900 and have been playing and entertaining in our part of West Sussex ever since. The band plays regularly in Horsham town, be it in the park or the bandstand in the Carfax, as well as being seen at civic events and giving its own concerts. As well as performing for the public the band also contests and has a fabulous record of prizes at contests, both locally and nationally. Brass bands are graded into five sections according to their musical ability. Horsham Borough Band are currently in the first section (that’s the equivalent of the Championship in football) and many players travel in from Chichester, Eastbourne and other far away places, drawn by the band’s commitment to musical excellence. On Saturday 14th May at 7.30pm the band

will be giving an inaugural concert at the Billingshurst Community and Conference Centre to celebrate the seven decades of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth’s reign. Expect music played to a very high standard. Tunes from all seven decades, from the big shows of the 50s to the Beatles, Andrew Lloyd Weber, and so on and so forth. Also there will be music from parts of the Commonwealth and of course the Grand March Crown Imperial. Tickets are £8 and will be available on the door but if you wish to book in advance please phone Howard on 07894 032896 and your seat will be reserved for you on the night. It promises to be a great night of music making. Howard Smith Photo: Horsham Borough Band playing in the Carfax, Horsham

HORSHAM BOROUGH BAND Present a

QUEEN’S PLATINUM JUBILEE CONCERT Music from seven decades of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s reign

at Billingshurst Community and Conference Centre

SATURDAY 14th MAY, 7.30pm

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Meadows Wellbeing Welcomes New Massage Therapist

eadows Wellbeing in Billingshurst offers a full range of Osteopathic, Complementary and Alternative treatments and therapies, designed for everyone at any age or stage of life, from babies and children upwards. The practice is a tranquil and distractionfree location you can come to locally, to get support in all areas of wellbeing – both physical and mental – all in one place. Meadows Wellbeing has recently welcomed Gemma Tully to its rapidly expanding team. Gemma is a Swedish, Holistic and Integrated Massage Therapist. Gemma explains “As well as qualifying for Swedish Full Body in early 2015, I decided just before the first lockdown that I wanted to push myself further. I qualified in November 2021 for Level 3 Sports Massage and I am due to start training for Level 4 in June this year. I feel so passionate about being able to provide a mixture of holistic, relaxing massage, along with some sports massage too, which complements the other therapists here at the Meadows Wellbeing practice perfectly. It also really suits my clients too, who can then benefit from a combination of massage techniques based on their lifestyle and hobbies/interests.” Swedish Massage is a deeply invigorating massage, with varying pressure to suit your

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individual needs and helps relieve muscular stress and overall tension. You can opt for a full body, 60minute Swedish Massage or a 30-minute Back, Neck and Shoulder massage. As well as the new Swedish/Holistic Massage mentioned here, appointments are also available for Structural and Cranial Osteopathy for babies/children and adults, Counselling and Psychotherapy for all ages, Acupuncture and Chinese Herbal Medicine, Reflexology, Foot Health Care, Hypnotherapy, Sports Rehabilitation/Injury and Soft Tissue/ Sports Massage Therapy. There’s also Cognitive Behavioural Therapy (CBT), Blood Flow Restriction Training, Aromatherapy Massage, Reiki, Indian Head Massage, Hot Stone Massage and Luxury Facials. Meadows Wellbeing, 57 High Street, Billingshurst is open weekdays 9am-7pm and Saturday 9am-1pm. Please call (01403) 786081, email info@meadowswellbeing.com or visit www.meadowswellbeing.com to make an enquiry or to book an appointment. Gift vouchers are also available starting at £25. Follow on Facebook and Instagram @MeadowsWellbeing.

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St Catherine’s celebrates £100,000 grant awarded to Sussex Hospices

HS Charities Together, via the Heads On Charity, award funds to help provide end of life care for people in their own homes. St Catherine’s Hospice, the hospice care charity for West Sussex and East Surrey, is part of a collaboration of Sussex Hospices to successfully apply for a major grant from NHS Charities Together. The £100,000 award was given to the seven adult hospices in Sussex to provide hospice care to patients discharged from hospital. The grant is shared equally between the hospices and will be used to help fund a Clinical Nurse Specialist in each hospice to provide patient care and support when people leave hospital. All hospices in Sussex have seen an increase in demand for community services during the pandemic. The grant from NHS Charities Together has been made available via the Heads On Charity in Sussex as part of a programme to support NHS and healthcare charities dealing with the impact of COVID-19. Heads On is making the grant on behalf of all Sussex NHS charities as part of the NHSCT Community Partnership grants programme which aims to reduce the stress on the NHS and to support the provision of wrap-around care for individuals and communities where it is vitally needed. This is the first time that the group of Sussex Hospices have worked together to apply for a joint grant. They identified that by working together they could have greater impact across the whole of Sussex. The hospices are: St Catherine’s Hospice, Martlets, St Barnabas House, St Michael’s Hospice, St Peter & St James Hospice, St Wilfrid’s Hospice Eastbourne and St Wilfrid’s Hospice Chichester. The members of the Sussex Hospice collaboration provide care for the majority of their patients with lifelimiting conditions in their own homes. In 2019/2020

before the impact of COVID-19 Sussex hospices made 52,486 home visits to 7,679 patients across Sussex. During the first 6 months of the pandemic there was an average 22% increase in demand for community services. Hospice care supports families to look after loved ones with terminal illness at home providing expert medical care that includes symptom control and pain relief. The grant will specifically support ‘effective discharge’ from hospitals including preventing unnecessary and distressing re-admissions. Jacquie Thomas, Trusts and Major Giving Officer at St Catherine’s commented, “I am absolutely delighted to find out that we have received this important funding and I’m very grateful to NHS Charities Together and to the Heads On Charity for their support. This is the first time hospices across Sussex have worked together to successfully apply for a grant that will have the greatest impact for local people across the county. An award of this size also recognises the work of hospices across Sussex and what we do to support people with end-of-life conditions, helping them to stay out of hospital and be at home where they want to be.” Rachael Duke, Head of the Heads On Charity, said, “We are extremely grateful to NHS Charities Together for their support and funding. We are truly excited to be working with such fantastic organisations, to deliver projects across Sussex that will address health inequalities, suicide prevention and supported hospital discharge. We look forward to seeing the impact of these projects as they begin delivery over the coming months.” Laura Bland, St Catherine’s Hospice Photo: During the first six months of the pandemic there was an average 22% increase in demand for hospice community services, providing care at home

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Billingshurst Lions support for Ukrainian refugees

illingshurst & District Lions Club members voted unanimously to immediately donate £4000 for Ukraine Humanitarian Relief; part to the Disaster Emergency Committee (DEC) and part to the Lions Club International Disaster Appeal. All Lions funding is administered and distributed by Lions Clubs locally, in particular by the Lions Clubs in Poland, the Ukraine and Lions Clubs in other countries helping refugees and displaced families.

Charity Golf Day Nearer to home, after two years’ absence, Billingshurst Lions are pleased to announce a return of their Charity Golf Day on Thursday, 26th May, at Slinfold Golf & Country Club, with all profits donated to Carers Support West Sussex – Young Carers, towards the 100 annual places for young carers to spend valuable time at one of their Summer Camps. To take part, for full information on the day’s programme, which includes refreshments and lunch followed by the distribution of awards and prizes, together with details of how to enter, please contact Roger Skillin, tel: (01403) 700221, or e-mail: roger.skillin@talk21.com.

Support for Two Children’s Play Areas All proceeds from the last Charity Golf Day were donated to the Jigsaw Trust for creating a safer environment within their play area. The Jigsaw Trust is dedicated to improving the lives of those affected by an autism spectrum disorder. Billingshurst Lions have also supported the recent refurbishment of the outside play area at the Wakoos Centre4Children in Billingshurst. Wakoos, (Weald Activities for Kids Out Of School), was founded in 1988, with a second site operating in Petworth since 2016. Wakoos provides support and childcare to almost 300 families in Billingshurst, Petworth and the surrounding areas. You can keep up to date with Billingshurst Lions on Facebook and on their website www.billingshurstlions.org. Harvey Holmes – Press Officer, Billingshurst & District Lions Club Top: Modernised play area at the Jigsaw Trust Bottom: Improvements to Wakoos’ play area in Billingshurst

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Is there anybody there?

ehearsals for the Billingshurst Dramatic Society’s May production are in full swing! Building on the success of February's Murdered to Death, Jane Brough and Peter Burton have chosen to direct another comedy, Give Us A Sign by Tony Domaille. Out-of-work Ken Lockwood (played by Roddy McKerrell) decides to start a new business as a clairvoyant. Since Klairvoyant Ken – yes, he does spell it with a ‘K’ – doesn’t seem to have any particular gift for communing with the dead, his long-suffering wife, Rachel (Ted Gooda), is distressed by the notion that he is earning money by ‘making things up’. Meanwhile, news of the death of a famous scientist, Professor Alice Roberts (Denise Robinson), fills the media, but what secrets has she taken to her grave? Suddenly, everyone wants to talk to the dead woman. It’s all quite a challenge for the not-terribly-convincing psychic powers of poor Klairvoyant Ken, especially when he finds himself at the centre of a diplomatic ‘incident’! Usually front of stage, Peter Burton makes his directorial debut with Give Us A Sign. It’s not the daunting prospect that it might be, though, since he is collaborating with experienced writer and director Jane Brough, and is confident that she will ‘keep him on the straight and narrow.’

We’re delighted that BDS favourite Lisa Falkner is making a return to the stage, and that Di Pospisil and Stephen Wright are joining us for their first full-length production, having both taken part in BDS murdermystery evenings. We are also thrilled that we have some new members helping out backstage and on the technical team. Don’t forget to get in touch via the website if you would like to get involved. Many hands make light work, as the saying goes, or ‘Is there anybody there?’ as Klairvoyant Ken might say. The show will run for four performances at the Women’s Hall with curtain up at 7.45pm on the 26th, 27th and 28th May, plus an additional 2pm matinee and afternoon tea in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support on Saturday 28th May. Tickets, at £12 for the evening shows and £18 for the matinee with high tea, are available from our box office at Mansell McTaggart on Billingshurst High Street, or online from WeGotTickets via a link on our website at www.billingshurstdramaticsociety.com. Ted Gooda Photos: Roddy McKerrell – contrast his official publicity shot (left) with him playing Klairvoyant Ken (right)

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A Bunch of Amateurs

he Barns Green Players are now busy rehearsing for another of its popular Comedy Evenings. This year the Players will be performing a very funny play, A Bunch of Amateurs, which will be performed over two weekends in May. The performances will be on Friday 13th and Saturday 14th and Friday 20th and Saturday 21st May in the Barns Green Village Hall. Keen to boost his flagging career, fading Hollywood action hero Jefferson Steel arrives in England to play King Lear in Stratford – only to find that this is not the birthplace of The Bard, but a sleepy Suffolk village and instead of Kenneth Branagh and Dame Judi Dench, the cast are a bunch of amateurs trying to save their theatre from developers. Jefferson’s monstrous ego, vanity and insecurity are tested to the limit by the enthusiastic am-dram thespians. As acting worlds collide and Jefferson’s career implodes, he discovers some truths about himself – along with his inner Lear! In 2008, A Bunch of Amateurs was made into a film starring Burt Reynolds, Derek Jacobi, Imelda Staunton and Samatha Bond. A Bunch of Amateurs was first performed at the

Watermill Theatre on 22nd May 2014. This amateur production of the play is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. This is one of Barns Green Players’ very popular comedy ‘bring your own food’ shows so why not get a few friends together and make a great night out of it. The doors open at 7pm which gives you time to settle in and eat your meal. Drinks from our licensed bar will be brought to your table by members of the players who will look after you throughout the evening. The round tables complete with white table cloths can seat eight people, so if you can make up a full table of eight that would be great. If not, you can just form part of another table Tickets are available from: Website: www.barnsgreenplayers.co.uk Box office: (01403) 730017 Tickets are just £12.50 each or £100 for a full table of Eight. Doors open 7pm with the performances starting at 8pm. NIgel Currie Photo: Sen here during rehearsal, the cast are, from left to right: Alex Nicholson, Jan Critchley, Hazel Bailey, Brian Parrish. Seated: Neale Francis and Kasia Greenwood

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A Good Read May’s selection from book reviewer Tash Donovan The Last Thing He Told Me – Laura Dave Before Owen Michaels disappears, he manages to smuggle a note to Hannah, his wife of one year: Protect her. Hannah, while understandably scared and confused, knows exactly who the note refers to. It’s Owen’s 16-year-old daughter Bailey, who lost her mother when she was very young and wants absolutely nothing to do with her new stepmother. As the FBI arrest Owen’s boss and US Marshals arrive her home, Hannah realises her husband may not be who he said he was. If you love a mystery but crave a reprieve from the usual bloody murder and maverick detective scenario, Laura Dave’s novel about a man living a lie and his wife and daughter desperately trying to find out who he really is, might be the perfect solution. The mystery of Owen’s past is certainly intriguing, but the strength of this book really lies in the characters. This is not a book about Hannah’s relationship with Owen, but about her evolving relationship with Bailey. The mother and stepdaughter are forced to set out to discover what it is Owen was hiding, and quickly realise that it goes way beyond the financial fraud his company is accused of. As the tension builds, they don’t know who to believe or who they can trust, so they’re forced to depend on each other. In the end, the story deals with what it means to be a mother, protecting a child, and the child coming to terms with her world being turned upside down for the second time in her young life. Anyone who has taken on the role of stepmother will probably

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Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome (SADS) Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome (SADS) is where someone dies suddenly and unexpectedly from a cardiac arrest, but the cause of the cardiac arrest cannot be found. A cardiac arrest is where the heart suddenly stops pumping blood around your body. SADS can happen to anyone, no matter what their age, fitness or health and there are charities that are working hard to raise funds to find out exactly why this happens, but the answer is still unknown. Stephanie May-Hills is a resident of Billingshurst and tragically lost her husband Martin (pictured) to SADS in November 2021. Stephanie is determined to raise awareness about this syndrome and is taking on an incredible walking challenge starting on Sunday 22nd May with her brother Tom, to help raise funds in providing a defibrillator near to her home address in memory of her beloved husband Martin. The Billingshurst Emergency Assistance Team (BEAT) is also supporting Stephanie in her endeavours and once the defibrillator has been provided, BEAT has agreed to provide a cabinet, help look for a suitable location and will take over its future maintenance and upkeep. If you would like to donate to this cause, please visit Hillzie’s Moonlight Walk Just Giving page: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/stephanie-may-hills

Plant Sale Billingshurst Horticultural Society will be holding their Plant Sale on Saturday 7th May at the Women’s Hall, High Street, Billingshurst between 10am and 12 noon. There will be plants, produce, refreshments, cakes and a raffle. All enquiries to Mrs B. Barraclough – Tel: (01403) 784599. Do come along early as this is a very popular event.

Ukrainian Flag at the Billingshurst Centre Following requests from residents, the Council was delighted to hoist a Ukrainian flag outside the Billingshurst Centre to show support for those affected by the crisis in Ukraine. (You can see a photo on the villagetweet.co.uk home page.) A website has also been set up aiming to bring people in the Billingshurst community together to

support Ukrainian Refugees in our community. Visit billingshurstforukraine.org.uk to find out more. (Please also see the article on page 7. Ed)

Boxing Sessions at the Billingshurst Centre Billingshurst Neighbourhood Wardens Julie & Barry have organised some fully funded Boxing Sessions for young people between the ages of 11-17. No need to book, just come along to the Billingshurst Centre on Wednesday afternoons between 4 and 5pm. Upcoming Meetings (May) 4th: Full Council & Trustees 5th: Planning & Environment Committee 18th: Working Practices Committee 25th: Billingshurst Centre and F&GP Committees

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HM Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Celebrations Here is your guide to what’s going on in Billingshurst over the Platinum Jubilee Weekend For up to the minute information about each event, go to the Platinum Jubilee events page on the Billingshurst Parish Council website and/or the website of the respective organiser. Any time from Thursday 2nd June onwards

JOG FOR THE JUBILEE Why not Jog for the Jubilee, in your own time and at your own pace? By downloading the instructions from the Billingshurst Runners Facebook Page, you can follow the pre-planned route which spells out E||R. Presented by Billingshurst Runners. Thursday 2nd June 9.15pm

BEACON LIGHTING As a chain of over 4,200 Beacons are lit across the United Kingdom, Channel Islands, Isle of Man, Commonwealth and Overseas UK Territories, join us on Adversane Green as we light this new beacon for the very first time. Given limited car parking, please car share or walk. Presented by Billingshurst Parish Council and sponsored by Blaker Engineering and Highwood Group. Friday 3rd June 2pm

COMMUNITY SERVICE OF THANKSGIVING Give thanks for the dedication of Her Majesty the Queen to public service, whilst enjoying the open air at Station Road Community Gardens. Everyone welcome! Presented by Churches Together. Saturday 4th June 1.30pm

PLATINUM WALKING PARADE Don any outfit you fancy and join the procession which leaves the car park of Billingshurst Centre at 1.30pm, going down the High Street and Station Road and finishing at Station Road Community Gardens. Trophies for each category. You can arrive from 12.30pm onwards. Changing facilities within Billingshurst Centre. (Billingshurst Community Minibus will form part of the procession and can take up to 11 people who would otherwise struggle to walk down to Station Road Gardens. Also leaves the Centre at 1.30pm; just turn up, in fancy dress of course!) To enter just complete the form online at www.billingshurst.gov.uk. Presented by Billingshurst Parish Council and Royal British Legion. Saturday 4th June 1.30pm

PLATINUM PARTY IN THE PARK 2-5pm Peruse numerous plant and craft stalls, plus stands from local groups, charities and societies. Sample cream teas and other mouth-watering cakes in Station Road Community Gardens. All whilst listening to music from local bands and choirs. Presented by Friends of Station Road Gardens. Sunday 5th June 11am

SERVICE OF THANKSGIVING 11am A joint Christian service at St Mary’s Church led by the Reverend David Beal. Plus street parties across the parish! Presented by St Mary’s Church, Billingshurst.

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2nd Billingshurst Guides: Monopoly Run 2022

n Saturday 5th March, Billingshurst Guides entered three teams to play ‘real-life’ monopoly all around central London. To play this version of the long-established game we had to visit the actual places on the monopoly board to check-in and buy/rent properties. We played against different teams from across the whole of the UK, in the race to reach the highest amount of money, done mainly by completing live challenges, quizzes and visiting properties in a strategic way. Places of highlight were Park Lane, Mayfair Trafalgar Square and Bond Street. The best part of the day was the intensity of rushing around London trying to win the competition. It was also

fantastic to see London with 5000 Guides and Scouts, it really helped to build the atmosphere and suspense throughout the game. One set challenge included making a human pyramid in our team, now that definitely turned a few heads! Overall, ‘live’ monopoly was an intense day full of coordination, collaboration and teamwork! If you would like to join Girlguiding please visit www.girlguiding.org.uk/joinus Rachel Hunt – Young Leader, 2nd Billingshurst Guides Photo: Trafalgar Square was a highlight for the ‘real life’ Monopoly Guide players

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Renegades go Kung Fu fighting…

t’s not just Bruce Lee, Carl Douglas and the loveable Po who go Kung Fu fighting… the Renegades are now taking up the challenge. Not just a brilliant defensive skill, Kung Fu also increases stamina, energy, balance and agility and teaches the children to learn focus and discipline. “The members told us that they wanted to learn a martial art and so, because we are driven by giving the children what they tell us they want, I did some research and found that kung fu was the first and its origin was Chinese,” says Group Leader Gareth Miller. “It literally means ‘achievement through great effort’ and so it was a good lesson for the kids.” Gareth was determined to find a genuinely Chinese Shifu, or master, and so met with Au Yeung Chi Chung in New Malden. Chi Chung, or Leo, is not only instructing Gareth how to teach the children but also will lead on a series of sessions. “The children are learning basic techniques of self defence and how to avoid confrontation, but it also teaches them how to calm themselves and get out of their own heads.” Despite being laid low for several weeks by a nasty bout of Covid, Gareth and fellow Group Leader Damian

Dixon have still managed to run a host of different things for the children – from carpentry and leatherworking sessions to a mad celebration of Shrove Tuesday with organised pancake tossing, a day trip to Brighton and of course the regular Sunday morning canoeing sessions. As we look forward to this very special summer, the Renegades are excited to announce that we have been awarded a new grant to finance the children putting on a roving, dramatic celebration of the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee in June. Watch this space for more details… you won’t see anything else like it! “People often ask why we put so much effort into Renegades, but the kids bring their own level of energy with them. I can be exhausted from a day’s work and after 10 minutes with them it’s like I’ve had a full night’s sleep and a meal. They are a tonic and well worth the effort,” says Gareth. The Renegades is a Registered Charity. Membership costs £10 a month. Please contact Gareth Miller on 07801 862550 or Damian Dixon on 07484 130189 for further information. Vanda Rumney Photos: Renegades leatherworking session made a change from some of their more energetic outdoor pursuits

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Car Booty! A very British form of treasure hunt

ate spring is the time when car boot sales pop up all over the country. There is something very British about wandering through a field full of cars, poking around in cardboard boxes of other people’s belongings hunting for treasure. We probably all harbour a secret fantasy of appearing on Antiques Roadshow and saying brightly, “I bought it at a car boot sale for 10p,” just before the expert responds, “Well it’s actually a 17th century masterpiece, very rare and if it came to auction it would sell for thousands.” OK, that’s unlikely to happen but you might be able to refurnish your home and replenish your wardrobe for just a few pounds, and if you want to make a few pounds from your own decluttering and don’t mind an early start, holding a car boot sale can be quite lucrative. If you’re buying, the best deals are usually found at the beginning and end of the sale. The best quality items are usually found at the start, while the best prices are found as proceedings are drawng to a close and sellers are keen to sell. It helps to know broadly what items you intend to buy before arriving because it’s easy to get carried away. Haggling is expected, but don’t insult sellers by offering too little: items are generally very lowpriced to begin with. If you are going to sell at a car boot sale you need to be prepared. Decide whether your objective is to clear your clutter or make money: you can’t always do both. Remember no matter how cheaply you price your goods, people will haggle. You could

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have a Rembrandt on sale for a pound and someone would offer you fifty pence! Price labels are useful. Block-price some items such as “all books fifty pence, three for a pound”. Clearly mark anything not included in the block pricing system. Take lots of change with you, plenty of carrier bags and some old newspapers with which to wrap fragile items. Going in with a friend is a good idea, both for the company and also to help out when either of you need to nip to the loo, or want to browse other stalls. Make sure you pack your table in the car last, so it’s the first item to come out and not buried under everything else. Be warned; on arrival at the sale ground you may be mobbed by a canny crowd of experienced ‘booters’ hunting for bargains. These folk tend to be dealers and they can be intimidating. They are after cheap buys to resell. Consider waiting in your car for a while to give them time to disappear before you unpack. Busy stalls attract more people so pile it high and sell it cheap. Welcome everyone who approaches your table with a warm smile and a cheery greeting. As the end of the day approaches, cut your prices on anything you don’t want to take home again. Whether buying or selling, with the current economic climate, and energy prices soaring, this could be a bumper year for car boot sales. People are much more clued up about collectables and antiques now, so it’s harder to find ‘real treasure’. But you never know, there’s always a chance we may see you on Antiques Roadshow! Tracey Anderson

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Heidi’s Happy Holiday

Once upon a time on a small farm near Billingshurst…

eidi the Schnauzer had been having a holiday on the small farm because her mum was poorly in hospital. Truth be told Heidi was having a great time. First of all, she could go outside any time she liked and although she didn’t go on many ‘real’ sort of walks she found herself busy, tired and starving at the end of the day. Of course, that didn’t mean she was left outside all day; she came in and huffed herself onto the sofa for serious snooze time whenever she wanted to. She’d been helping too, looking after Poppy who could be quite naughty, because she harassed Magnus who grizzle-growled at her all the time. Naturally, she had to put Poppy in her place occasionally but thought that the little one was shaping up quite nicely. She was also helping Nanny in the garden, supervising the completion of the little pond which looked quite smart with its fountain. She heard Nanny had used that fountain in lots of different ways over the years but this was the best. But her best helping came with supervising the builders who came to take away the old porch and put up a new and bigger one. She made sure Nanny gave them cups of tea because it was so cold and it even snowed. Now that the porch was bigger, there was more comfortable space in the sun. They all loved lying in the sun in the morning, and it wasn’t too hot (when it was warm) because it had a nice roof. There was one thing she wasn’t quite sure about. That was the time just after she had arrived when Grandad and Nanny packed the trailer full of stuff, harnessed the three dogs in the back seat and went on a long journey, nearly an hour and a half. When they stopped they were at the caravan. Nanny left them in the car which she and Grandad unpacked all the stuff (bags and bags of it). Then she took them for a proper walk. They went down to the

big field and had a good run. Then they came back and the humans had lunch. There were two things that Heidi wasn’t that happy with. One was the space and lack of it. They all had to share the two sofa chairs with Nanny and Grandad, and when it was food time it was agonizing when they didn’t share any with the dogs. But it wasn’t all bad… at night time Poppy had a cage on one sofa chair, Magnus had a bed on the floor and a blanket if he wanted to move and Heidi, perhaps because she was the biggest dog, had a whole sofa chair to herself so she could stretch out and have quality snooze time. The other thing was Nanny had to put them on leads to go out, even to the toilet! They went out on stretchy leads and Nanny couldn’t keep them straight. Poppy’s fault of course she darted back and forth and tangled them all up. So Nanny tied two dogs, Heidi and Poppy, on one lead and Magnus on the other. It still tangled but not nearly so much. Heidi really enjoyed making Poppy go at her pace and pushed and pulled her where Heidi wanted to go. Imagine going out at night. What a rigmarole! Nanny had to put on shoes, coat and head-torch, and ensured she had enough toilet bags in her pocket. Poppy and Magnus had to wear blinking collars. Opening the door was easy enough but then she had to keep Poppy in check while opening the awning door. Heidi thought the walk was worth it though because there were lots of new smells. Heidi was missing her mum a lot, and her cat Mr Darcy but, as she snuggled into bed at the end of a busy day, munching her bedtime biscuit she was very pleased she was having her holiday not in some kennels somewhere but on that small farm near Billingshurst. Yvonne Fleece

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Wey & Arun Canal Trust to hold 49th ‘Poddle’ sponsored walk on 12th June

his year marks the Wey & Arun Canal Trust’s 49th Poddle sponsored walk, the annual event that raises funds for the charity restoring the 23-mile abandoned canal in Surrey and Sussex. The event on Sunday 12th June this time travels beyond the Wey & Arun to explore the area known as the Hundred of Manhood, the ancient name for the peninsula south of Chichester. A 12-mile route in this scenic part of West Sussex begins in picturesque Sidlesham, taking in Sidlesham Quay and Pagham Harbour Nature Reserve in the morning and the former Selsey Tramway and Chichester Canal and Marina and back to Sidlesham in the afternoon. Walkers can complete the whole route or only the morning or afternoon route and lunch and refreshments are provided. Last year’s Poddle took place in the Loxwood area and raised £10,000. Funds from this year’s event will go towards the restoration project at

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o much going on this month! I have been a very busy dog indeed. I have been helping out in the garden by digging holes ready for new plants – well that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it but mum isn’t terribly impressed and I’m sure she knows that I’m actually trying to gig up the pesky mice. I have also been guarding the barn from the rats and that meant rearranging several bales of hay while trying to find said rats. Again, mum wasn’t impressed as she’s saving hay for the grass munchers although they have assured me that they actually prefer the nice sweet green grass; I’m partial to a few mouthfuls myself at this time of the year too. I have to say that the horse poo is also a real delicacy at the moment and is just as good to eat as it is to roll in. Mav managed to find a nice bit of fox poo to roll in and oh how I laughed when he got hosed off by mum – he hates being hosed, I must find some more smelly things to suggest to him for a good roll! Mum is busy having what she calls a spring clean, she thinks she’s de-cluttering but it looks to me like she’s just moving things from one place to another! I don’t know why she doesn’t just bury it all in the garden like I do when I get bored with a toy or chew. She has taken a few bits to the charity shop, I must check she’s not trying to sneak any of my things away without me noticing, especially my blankets of which I have quite the extensive collection. Our training sessions have become more frequent now the evenings are long and we are meeting up with friends from the training club again – I have to indulge mum in this and I’ve found that if I do something really well mum seems

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very pleased and the session ends quicker allowing me more important time to dawdle and sniff things. Mav of course is teachers favourite, he’s just such a little goody two shoes, the idiot cannot get enough of running off after yucky canvas dummies and mum seems delighted with him. She keeps mentioning things called scurries and is including Mav’s name but not mine. If she thinks I’m looning off at speed looking for dummies she can think again – how undignified! We have been having some super walks lately too and the pub lunches are now a feature. Mum says they are mainly to get Mav used to people as he missed out on that as a puppy due to the nasty virus that people were catching for the last couple of years but I know it’s really because she loves her food and those posh hot chocolates they do, which she won’t even give us dogs a sniff of! We are relegated to boring old Bonios! Mum was not impressed by my new trick of barking at waiters dressed in black either and I was reminded that it’s not at all polite. Mav is getting used to the pub and starting to relax and enjoy himself so I really should lead by example and give the woofing a miss! One word of warning mum has asked me to tell everyone about: sadly there has been a spate of nasty people breaking into cars parked at beauty spots across Sussex. We all know how dog walkers love to get out in the countryside so please, people, be vigilant and don’t leave any valuables in your car while walking your pooches – although we all know your biggest valuable – us dogs – will be by your side while you are walking! Until next time, stay safe. Jeannette Douglas

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n 24th March we held our annual charity car wash at the Fire Station in aid of the Firefighters Charity, the amazing organisation that looks after and offers support to Firefighters and their loved ones during times of hardship. With the combined hard work of the crew and the incredible generosity of the public, over £1000 was raised which will go a long way to helping those in need. We can’t thank you all enough for your kindness and support. We will be holding similar events in the future – please be on the lookout for dates! As we begin to slowly emerge from the pandemic and restrictions are lifted, we would like to take this time to remind everyone about the free Safe and Well Service that we offer. We are particularly interested in identifying and helping members in our community who may be vulnerable and would benefit from fire safety advice. If you think you or someone you know would like a visit from us, please e-mail safeandwell@westsussex.gov.uk. Additionally, we are currently reviewing the possibility of future recruitment plans, so if you are interested in the role of a Retained Firefighter please do get in

touch. It is a requirement to live or work (we require employer’s consent if responding from work) within four minutes of the Fire Station. If you meet these criteria and would like to have a chat with us about what it takes to become a Retained Firefighter, please e-mail FRSJOBS@westsussex.gov.uk who can register your details and put you in contact with us. We are particularly interested in those who can provide daytime cover during the weekdays. Lastly, as the weather starts to improve, we would like to remind everyone on the dangers of disposable barbecues. As a station we have responded to several fires already this year that have been caused by the incorrect disposable of barbecue ashes. These fires have involved bins, bushes and grassland and start when the disposed ashes haven’t had enough time to cool down. To ensure the barbecue is disposed of safely, allow enough time for it to cool down before adding water. Twitter: @Station49Fire Facebook: Billingshurst Fire Station Andy Buddle, Billingshurst Fire Station Photos: You bring ’em, we wash ’em!

Noise Anxiety Loud bangs like thunder, gunfire, fireworks can cause pets real stress. Sometimes the stress is severe and can lead to your pet running off. Here’s a few tips:• Start a desensitisation programme with your dog – the Dogs Trust have one called ‘Sounds Scary’. It’s free, has instructions with sounds to download. Not a quick fix, but it can work. • To keep your dog safe on a walk pop a long line on them, (a long lead that trails behind them). If they show signs of stress quickly put your foot on the lead, distract them and if necessary choose a different route to go back to the car. Always end a walk on a positive note. Most importantly try not to show your dog that you’re stressed and don’t interact with them when they are. • Check your contact details are up-to-date with your microchip provider. Check your surname, phone number and postcode are on your dog’s tag. If your dog does run off the finder will be able to contact you. • If your pet is still struggling then contact your vet or a behaviourist for further help. Sophie Hall B.V.Sc., M.R.C.V.S.

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Swarming is a natural instinct for bees and all colonies if left to their own devices will eventually swarm. This is part of their means of reproduction; if they didn’t there would be no bees. The swarm has to find a new home but in the meantime it will find a branch, fence or a gate to hang off. Worker bees scout around until they find a suitable tree, chimney or roof space and then return to the swarm to show them the way to their new home. This can take a few minutes or a couple of days. Prior to leaving the nest they will fill up with honey to last them on their journey, so they need to find somewhere before they get hungry. Swarms of bees are not normally aggressive but best not approached, sprayed with water or have things thrown at them. The best course of action is to call a local beekeeper who can re-home them safely. There are several beekeepers in our area but the best place to check is the BBKA website www.bbka.org.uk. There you can put in your post code and all the local collectors will be listed. Or you can call 07966 509424. Martin Hill, Loxwood

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Spring at last! John Nash is a retired, well sort of retired, fruit farm manager in Kirdford who enjoys scribbling about life on the farm from the now to days gone by.

t last, dear reader, we have the joy of summer knocking at our door. The lovely month of May has arrived with the glory of blossom on the bough and the promise of fruit for the autumn to come. May also heralds the early visitors that join us each year as the weather warms and the days extend. Some we welcome, while others we would gladly see the back of as soon as they arrive. Aphids chomp merrily on the fresh green leaves of virtually every plant, shrub, and tree in the garden, while freshly hatched caterpillars make merry on our newly planted vegetables or delicately inter themselves in the flesh of new born apples and plums to await our surprise when we find them again as we bite into the juicy flesh at harvest time. There is one critter, though, that I am particularly fond of. Some folk I know are not so keen on it… but I will try here to change their minds. I refer to the Maybug… or Maybeetle… or Doodlebug. Its correct name is Cockchafer. I just love the bumbling flight that these large members of the Scarabaeidae family have as they bump and blunder their way round a room like living dodgem cars on warm May evenings. Completely harmless to us, they just give the appearance of miniature flying machines which are being guided by a pilot who is either blindfolded or has spent far too long at the pub before heading homewards. They do, however, have a very interesting history. Once abundant throughout Europe they were nearly eradicated in the middle of the 20th century through pesticides and agricultural intensification. Thankfully with the regulation of pest control in the 1980’s they have started to increase in numbers again. Way back in time cockchafers lived in huge numbers which gave rise to some bizarre events. In 1320 for instance, after heavy swarms of them had almost reached plague proportions cockchafers were

brought to court in Avignon and were actually given three days to withdraw to specified areas. Of course they didn’t, so… after the allotted time… as many as possible were collected and killed! (Apparently it was not an uncommon event in those days for wayward animals to be taken to court in ‘Animal Trials’). So, anyway, what about these blundering insects. Adults appear in late April or early May and only live from five to seven weeks. The females start to lay after two weeks, burying their eggs up to 20cm in the earth close to trees. Their preferred food is oak leaves and conifer needles hence in the old days of large swarms they could do great damage to forestry crops. The young hatch into grubs and live from three to five years before changing into their adult form. As youngsters, though, they spend their time chomping on plant roots and would indeed do harm to any potato or similar root crop if they should once more explode into large numbers. The way to tell the males from the females is the number of ‘leaves’ on their antennas. The males have seven (see photo), the females just six. So there it is. A potted history of this gentle, bumbling beetle that I look forward to seeing once more as the days lengthen and the warm summer evenings return. By the way, if you are not so fond of them you can try this 19th century recipe from France: Take one pound of cockchafers, remove wings and legs and roast in butter. Then cook in chicken soup, add veal liver, and serve with chives on toast. How about that for an evening snack! Or from 1920, a German recipe suggests that sugarcoated cockchafers made ideal snacks for hungry students! This, I suggest, is more likely to be enjoyed as I seem to recall that most students will eat anything! Personally, I’m happy just listening to one of them clumping, buzzing and bumping his way round the bedroom as he searches for the open window! How about you? John Nash

Knobbed Russet An occasional mini-series on apple varieties… So far the apples I’ve shown are relatively pretty… or at least look edible. Today’s may not be so appetising to you all. This is the aptly named Knobby or Knobbed Russet also known as Winter Russet and Old Maids. Many say that it resembles a potato more than an apple, sometimes called the worlds ugliest apple. However, the taste of this fruit is quite pleasant. The flesh is cream coloured, fine textured and dense, and although it’s not particularly juicy it does have a sweet flavour with hints of spice and citrus.

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Billingshurst Men’s Shed. Call or e-mail for location. 10am to noon. Part of the Men’s Shed movement, we are a group of men AND women who meet to talk, drink tea & coffee, make and repair things and plan the creation of our permanent home in the village. Contact us on (01403) 786284 or e-mail: davidandmar.ambrose1@btinternet.com Every Mon Knit & Natter. Billingshurst Library. 10.30am-midday. Open to anyone that likes to knit, crochet, sew and chat! Meet new friends, swap tips and ideas. No need to book. All ages and abilities welcome. Further info: drop in or call Bev at Billingshurst Library on (01403) 783145 Every Mon Horsham Matters Hub on the Move Foodbank. Billingshurst Library car park, 10-11.30am Every Mon Table Tennis. St Mary’s Room, East St, Billingshurst. 2-4pm. A sociable group for all ages. Includes tea & biscuits normally. Suggested donation to church funds £2 per session. Tony, tel: (01403) 783496 Every Mon BOOSTfit Horsham. The Forest School, Comptons Lane, RH13 5NT. Judgement & pressure free fitness for all. Clare Lawton, tel: 07983 976 601 or e-mail: clareboostfit@outlook.com. www.boostfit.com Every Mon Chair Yoga. Kelsey Hall, Ifold. 2.15-3pm. For those who want to feel the benefits of yoga, but from a chair! All welcome. £5. Kim, tel: 07780 439155 or e-mail whiterosechairyoga@outlook.com Every Mon Seniors’ Coffee Morning. St Mary’s Room, Billingshurst. 10.30am to 12 noon. £3 a head. Transport available. Tel: (01403) 786706 Alternate Rotary Club. Blacksmiths Arms, Adversane. 12.30pm. Supper (£13) & talk. Visitors welcome. Social activities Mondays* & occasional business meetings. *Stuart Pullen, Attendance Secretary, tel: (01798) 873791 or 07967 159034 Every Mon Clubbercise with Hayley. Wisborough Green. 7.45-8.30pm. Aerobic exercise class for all fitness levels16 and over. Darkened room with flashing disco lights and music (90s to now). Pre-bookings only: bookwhen.com/clubbercisehayleym. Latest updates: facebook.com/clubbercisewithhayley Every Mon, Shipley Men’s Shed. Shipley football ground off Dragon’s Lane. Part of the international Men’s Shed Tues & Weds organisation. For men interested in woodwork or wish to spend time with like-minded, local chaps. www.HorshamShipleyCommunityProject.org. Tel: Philip, 07786 070939 or email: info@HorshamShipleyCommunityProject.org Every Mon Wisborough Green Short Mat Bowls Club. Village Hall. Mons 2.30-4.30pm, Weds 1.30-3.30pm. & Weds New members & visitors welcome. £2.50 (includes Tea/Coffee & biscuits). Trial session free for newcomers. Further information: www.wisboroughgreen.org or contact Keith Carter on 01403 700502 Every Mon Horsham Bridge Club. Face-to-Face. 22a East Street, Horsham, RH12 1HL. 1.30pm. Graham & Weds Walker, tel: (01403) 734156. www.horshambridge.co.uk Every Tues Billingshurst Short Mat Bowls. Billingshurst Community & Conference Centre. 2-4pm. £4 per session. Come and try a game. It’s great fun with friendly people in a small club. Further details please contact Alan Barnes, tel: (01403) 783721 Every Tues Billingshurst Choral Society Practice. Billingshurst Community & Conference Centre. 7.30-9.45pm. New members welcome. Tel: Keith Paul on 07989 412997 Every Tues Stitch & Knit. Six Bells, Billingshurst. 7-9.30pm. Welcoming & helpful, just bring your project & make new friends. No fees. Sarah, tel: 07817 699865 (leave message) Every Tues Slinfold Concert Band rehearsal. Slinfold Village Hall from 7.30-9.30pm. Brass, woodwind and percussion players all welcome. www.slinfoldconcertband.org Every Tues Walking Football. 10-11.30am. Shipley football ground off Dragon’s Lane (Holbrook Club in mid-Winter). Followed by refreshments. Men & women welcome. www.HorshamShipleyCommunityProject.org. Tel: Philip, 07786 070939 or email: info@HorshamShipleyCommunityProject.org Every Tues Neighbourhood Warden drop-in sessions. Billingshurst Community & Conference Centre. 12-2pm Every Tues BOOSTfit Billingshurst. Billingshurst Leisure Centre, RH14 9RY. Judgement & pressure free fitness for all. Clare Lawton, tel: 07983 976 601 or e-mail: clareboostfit@outlook.com. www.boostfit.com Every Tues Preschool Ballet and street dance classes. Jubilee Fields, Billingshurst. VMA Dance run fun, friendly & Thurs classes for preschool children. Free trial then £4pw pre-booked. 07879 773705 www.vmadance.co.uk Every Tues Horsham Bridge Club. Online BBO. 7pm. Graham Walker, tel: (01403) 734156. & Thurs www.horshambridge.co.uk Every Tues Pétanque Club. Shipley Football Ground, 10.15 for 10.30am start (*spring/summer/autumn, Friday, 6.30pm) & Fri* Coffee after. Equipment provided. All ages and abilities. www.HorshamShipleyCommunityProject.org. Tel: Russell, 07803 259190 or email: info@HorshamShipleyCommunityProject.org Every Weds Horsham Accordion Band. Practises in Slinfold Chapel from 7.30-9.30pm. Varied repertoire. Band Leader Mags Fisher tel: (01403) 790717 or email: magsfisher@btinternet.com Every Weds The Millennium Bridge Club. Storrington Village Hall, 1.30-4.30pm. All abilities. Please contact: Barbara: (01903) 741365 or daisy.campling@btinternet.com Every Weds Line dancing. St Gabriel’s Church Hall. Improvers 6-7.15pm, intermediates 7.15-9.30pm. Details from Maureen, tel: 07774 828282 Every Weds Billingshurst Bell Ringing practice. St Mary’s Church, Billingshurst. 7.30-9.15pm. New learners and visitors welcome, just turn up. For information email Kathy at kathyfitzp@hotmail.co.uk Every Weds The Leconfield Singers. United Reformed Church, Petworth. 8-10pm. Mixed voice non-audition community choir. Newcomers welcome. More details and term times see www.leconfieldsingers.co.uk Every Weds Billingshurst Rock Choir. Primary School. 7.30-9pm, term times. No experience required. A friendly choir singing upbeat pop, rock and Motown. Book a FREE taster session at www.rockchoir.com Every Weds Horsham Bridge Club. Online BBO. 2pm. Graham Walker, tel: (01403) 734156. www.horshambridge.co.uk Every 2nd BilliUke: Billingshurst’s Own Ukulele Jam! Billingshurst Centre, from 7.30pm. If you already have a & 4th Weds ukulele, or are thinking about getting one, please come along and join us. It’s a fun couple of hours and you also get to make new friends from the village and beyond. www.billiuke.com Every Thurs Stitch & Knit. 10am-12.30pm. We rove round local cafés & car share, lifts may be possible. Welcoming & helpful, just bring your project. No fees. Sarah, tel: 07817 699865 (leave message) Every Thurs Clubbercise with Hayley. St Gabriel’s Church Hall, Billingshurst. 7.45-8.30pm. Aerobic exercise class for all fitness levels16 and over. Darkened room with flashing disco lights and music (90s to now). Pre-bookings only: bookwhen.com/clubbercisehayleym. Latest updates: facebook.com/clubbercisewithhayley

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Every Thurs Wildlife walkabouts. RSPB Pulborough Brooks Nature Reserve, Wiggonholt, RH20 2EL. 10am-12 noon. £8 per person (£2.50 for RSPB members). (01798) 875851. www.rspb.org.uk/pulboroughbrooks Every Thurs HDC Health Walk. Billingshurst (2). Meet 11am, Library car park, Billingshurst (TQ086260). Parking free with annnual permit or 75p per hour. 2¼ miles, flat, easy. 1 hour. Chris (01403) 782745. All HDC walks are guided, free and sociable. Led by trained volunteers; no need to book, just turn-up Every Thurs Crafts and Natter group. The Chapel, Spy Lane, Loxwood, RH14 0SQ. 11am-3pm Every Thurs Drop in Baby Zone! St Mary’s Room, East Street, Billingshurst. 10.30-11.30am Thurs & Fri plus 1.30& Fri 2.30pm Thurs. Meet other parents and their babies. Every week except between Xmas & New Year. Emma: babies@stmarysbillingshurst.org. Free spaces, book at babyzone.stmarysbillingshurst.org Every 1st & ‘We Care’ meeting for carers and people with dementia. Glebe Centre, Ewhurst, GU6 7PY. 10.30am3rd Thurs 12.30. Refreshments, friendship, chat & activities. Carol: 07775 865125 or carol@highedser.co.uk Every Fri Blue Idol Open Day. Oldhouse Lane, Coolham, RH13 8QP. 10am-1pm. Visit this historic building and Mar-Nov discover local history. www.blueidol.org. Tel: (01403) 740039 Every Fri VMA Dance classes for children 2-18yrs. Jubilee Fields, Billingshurst. Classes in Ballet, Street Dance & Contemporary. Free Trial available then £5pw pre-booked. 07879 773705 www.vmadance.co.uk Every Fri Billingshurst Bowling Club. Just behind Station Road Gardens welcomes you to come and try the May-Sep game of Lawn Bowls. No previous experience required, from 6 pm to 7.30 pm with refreshments after, just turn up or call Barry on 07858 407537 or email: billingshurstbowlsclub@gmail.com for more details Alternate The Mother’s Fire. Nature connection group for mothers and children of all ages. 10am-12noon at a Fridays*, beautiful, secure farm in Billingshurst. *Contact hello@acornsandembers.co.uk or visit Feb-Dec www.acornsandembers.co.uk for a full list of dates, more info and to book Every Sat Indoor table top sale and market. Ansell’s Yard, Kirdford Road, Wisborough Green, RH14 0DD. 10am-2pm. No entrance fee. Tables £5 (must be pre-booked). Tel: (01403) 700633 or 07798 941940 Every Sat Dempsey School of Irish Dancing for children aged 5+. Billingshurst Community Centre. 9 & 10am. Nicola, e-mail: dempseyirishdance@gmail.com Every Sat Amities Boules Club. Foresters Arms, Kirdford. New members always welcome. Sats: 10.45 for & Weds 11am start, finish 1.30pm. Weds (summer only, weather permitting): 2pm. David, tel: (01483) 278346 Every Sun The Emmanuel Fellowship meet every Sunday at ‘The Chapel’, Spy Lane, Loxwood, RH14 0SQ. 10.30am for about an hour with refreshments afterwards. www.emmanuelfellowship.co.uk SPACE IS TIGHT IN THE WHAT’S ON PAGES. IF ANYONE HAS TRIED TO TAKE PART IN ANY OF THE REGULAR ENTRIES (ABOVE) AND FOUND THEM TO BE NO LONGER AVAILABLE PLEASE LET VILLAGE TWEET KNOW 3 May Pulborough Computer Club Evening. Pulborough Village Hall. 7.30pm. (Every 1st Tues) An evening with a friendly group with varying levels of IT knowledge & skills. No need to book. Members £2, guests £3 3 May Trefoil Guild Talk by John Meadows of Meadows Wellbeing Clinic. St Mary’s Room, East Street, Billingshurst. 7.30-9pm. Open to all ex-Brownies, Guides & Guiders. Julia, tel: (01403) 784363 3 May Laughter Yoga Club. Unitarian Hall (side door), Billingshurst, RH14 9TB. (Park Lakers Mead.) 1.35 for 1.45pm start till 2.45pm. £6. Boosts seratonine and nervous systems & improves wellbeing! Non-profitmaking club. All welcome. Contact Linda, tel: 07806.327917, email: lstevenson201854@gmail.com 4 May Parish Council Full Council & Trustees meeting. Billingshurst Centre. 7.30pm 4 May The Arts Society – South Downs lecture by Jo Banham: ‘The Influence of Japan on Victorian Art & Design’. Fittleworth Village Hall. 10.45am. Visitors welcome, £6, contact Jane Allison, tel: (01798) 813314 or e-mail: jane@theallisonfamily.co.uk. www.theartssocietysouthdowns.org.uk 4 May Billingshurst Wednesday Group. St Mary’s Room, Billingshurst, 10am. Hazel Barnes, tel: (01403) 780660 or email: buzzhazel@gmail.com 4 May The Family Fire. A monthly seasonal celebration around the fire with tea, song, wild play and natural crafts. All ages and genders warmly welcomed, a heartfelt offering for every branch of the family tree. 10am-12 noon at a beautiful, secure farm in Billingshurst. Contact hello@acornsandembers.co.uk or visit www.acornsandembers.co.uk for more info and to book 5 May Wisborough Green WI Evening. Wisborough Green Village Hall. 7.45pm. Every first Thursday. Visitors welcome for taster session. Please contact WisboroughGreenWI@mail.com for our latest calendar of activities, and membership details 5 May Billingshurst Horticultural Society Talk: ‘Highdown Gardena’ by Lesley Chamberlain. St Gabriel’s Hall, East Street, 8pm. Admission free to members. Visitors welcome £3 (including refreshments). Beryl Barraclough, tel: (01403) 784599 5 May Parish Council Planning & Environmental Committee meeting. Billingshurst Centre. 7.30pm 5 May Billingshurst Weald Probus Club men’s group meeting. Stanley Room, Community Centre. 10 for 10.15am12 noon. Every first Thursday. Alan Galer, tel: 07956 443228 or email: alan.galer@btinternet.com 5 May Reading Friends. Billingshurst Library. Temporarily suspended due to coronavirus 7 May Billingshurst Horticultural Society Bargain Plant Sale. Women’s Hall, 10am-12 noon. Plants, produce, cakes, raffle and refreshments. Free admission. Beryl Barraclough, tel: (01403) 784599 7 May Terri’s Macmillan Home Sale. 26 Coombe Hill, Billingshurst. 10am-12 noon. Homemade cakes, preserves, cards, craft, books, puzzles and tombola. Pre-orders can be taken, tel: (01403) 588996 11 May Billingshurst Carers Group (for carers of people with dementia or long-term condition). Longfield Manor, West Street, RH14 9LX. 2.30-4pm. (Every 2nd Weds.) info@carerssupport.org.uk or www.carerssupport.org.uk 11 May Messy Church! Temporarily suspended due to coronavirus 12 May Billingshurst WI Talk: ‘WI Resolutions’. Community Centre, Roman Way. 2.30pm. Interesting speakers, hobby groups, various outings. Visitors welcome. Secretary, tel: (01403) 780810 13 May An Evening of Jazz, Cheese and Wine – Sarah Dowling. Cranleigh Arts Centre. 7.30pm. Sarah Dowling was voted Best Vocalist in the British Jazz Awards 2019. Tickets £25 including cheese & wine (£21 including wine only): (01483) 278000 (Tues-Sat 10am-4pm) or visit www.cranleighartscentre.org 13 May Macmillan Film night. ‘Death on the Nile’. Billingshurst Conference & Community Centre. 7pm for 7.30pm start. Refreshments, raffle and Macmillan stall. Tickets £6.50 from www.touringcinema.com or Austens Home Hardware, 48-52 High Street or Terri Ashpool, tel: (01403) 588996 or on the door

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Billingshurst and District Wine and Beer Circle meeting. Circle meets 2nd Friday (except August) at St Gabriel’s Hall, East Street, 8pm. New members welcome. Contact Chris 07790 762052 or Linda 07806 327917. Email: edwinstevenson51@gmail.com. www.billingshurstwineandbeercircle.com Barns Green Players present ‘A Bunch of Amateurs’. Barns Green Village Hall. 7pm. A ‘bring your own food’ production. Tickets £12.50 from www.barnsgreenplayers.co.uk. See page 21 Billingshurst Dementia Café. United Reformed Church Hall, Second Saturday of every month, from 10am-12pm. Please join us for tea, coffee and cake. All are welcome Horsham Borough Band: ‘Queen’s Platinum Jubliee Concert’. 7.30pm. Billingshurst Centre. See page 16 Wild Meadows & Wine Walk. Pulborough. A relaxed full-day guided walking experience which includes a delicious locally sourced picnic accompanied with wine tasting from the district. Tel: (01403) 788994. Book via: www.patadventures.com Billingshurst Lions Club Meeting. Sports Pavilion, Jubilee Fields, Billingshurst. 7.30pm. For information about the Club contact Viv Diggens on (01403) 752968 or call in at the Lions Bookshop, Jengers Mead Macmillan Film night. ‘Death on the Nile’. Pulborough Village Hall. 7pm for 7.30pm start. Refreshments, raffle and Macmillan stall. Tickets £6.50 from www.touringcinema.com or Pulborough Village Hall or Terri Ashpool, tel: (01403) 588996 or on the door (subject to availability) St Mary’s Guild Members’ Meeting. St Mary’s Room, East Street, Billingshurst. 10.30am. We are a friendly women’s group and we welcome visitors. Beryl Peacock (01403) 782835 Loxwood Jazz Club. Village Hall. With candle-lit tables and a licensed bar, it has a very intimate atmosphere with international standard jazz. Tickets £15 from Peter Winney, tel: (01403) 752377 Parish Council Working Practices Committee meeting. Billingshurst Centre. 7.30pm Barns Green & Itchingfield Women’s Institute Meeting. Barns Green Village Hall. 2.30pm followed by tea. New members welcome. Meetings 3rd Thurs of the month. For more information contact Annette Relph (01403) 732580 Trinity United Reformed Church Coffee Morning & Plant Sale. URC, Billingshurst. 10am. Alfold & Loxwood Parish Open Gardens Walking Tour. Starting at North Hall, where there is lots of parking, a walking tour around gardens in Loxwood in support of two Parish Churches. 1-6pm. Tickets, with map, £5, children under 16 free. Teas at North Hall and plant sales at one of the gardens Brinsbury Show & Country Fayre. Brinsbury Campus, Pulborough, RH20 1DL. 11am-4pm. Showcasing Brinsbury College. Entry £5 per person (under 16s free). Far too many activities to list! For more information call (01243) 786321 or visit our website www.brinsbury.ac.uk Parish Council Billingshurst Centre & F&GP Committees meetings. Billingshurst Centre. 7 & 7.30pm Sing for Pleasure. Billingshurst Community Centre. 3.00-4.30pm. We are a friendly, informal group who enjoy a sing-along. If you are a lady or gentleman in the more mature age group, even if you think you can’t sing, we’d love you to join us for an enjoyable afternoon. £3, includes tea and biscuits Billingshurst Dramatic Society present ‘Give Us A Sign’. Women’s Hall. 7.45pm (plus additional matinee on 28th at 2pm). Tickets £12 from www.billingshurstdramaticsociety.com. See page 20 Vivace Chorus presents: ‘Majesty’. Music for the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee. Guildford GLive. 7.30pm. West Forest Sinfonia. Tickets: £25 from GLive.co.uk or (01483) 369350. Pulborough Village Market. Pulborough Village Hall, Swan View, RH20 2BF. 9am-12 noon. Fresh produce, bread, delicatessen, local honey, organic condiments, plants, local crafts and much more. Café serving a full English breakfast, tea/coffee and cakes. Free entry. Please like us on Facebook. Market Coordinator Terri Ashpool, tel: (01403) 588996, e-mail: terriashpool@uwclub.net Petworth Festival concert: ‘Jubilation!’. Seaford College, GU28 0NB. www.petworthfestival.org.uk The North Singers present: ‘Songs from the Movies’. Norh Hall, Loxwood. 3.30pm. £8. See page 8 The Arts Society – South Downs lecture by Barbara Askew: ‘Happy & Glorious’ to celebrate the Platinum Jubilee. Fittleworth Village Hall. 10.45am. Visitors welcome, £6, contact Jane Allison, tel: (01798) 813314 or e-mail: jane@theallisonfamily.co.uk. www.theartssocietysouthdowns.org.uk The Family Fire. A monthly seasonal celebration around the fire with tea, song, wild play and natural crafts. All ages and genders warmly welcomed, a heartfelt offering for every branch of the family tree. 10am-12 noon at a beautiful, secure farm in Billingshurst. Contact hello@acornsandembers.co.uk or visit www.acornsandembers.co.uk for more info and to book

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