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MAGIC & MADNESS Independent of the week Natalie Banyard meets the creative spirit behind Lunartique

here’s a magical subterranean world hidden deep underground on Bristol’s Corn Street, where a heady mix of Old Delhi and Rajasthan meets fairytale weddings in a woodland realm. This is the world of Helen Christini and her beautiful, creative shop, Lunartique. You’ll find the doorway to this tucked-away delight to your right as you enter St Nicholas Market. Like Aladdin entering his cave, you head down the narrow stone steps and find yourself surrounded by a gorgeous cacophony of rich textiles, twinkling jewels and sparkling light. Colourful bunting, pretty artificial flowers, beaded spiders and tendrils of stained glass ivy fall from the ceiling, while intricately embroidered textiles adorn the walls and stained glass pictures refract light. Lunartique is packed with a heady mix of Indian textiles and artefacts, wedding tiaras and jewellery, chandeliers and stained glass and funky clothes. As we walk through her shop, Helen tells me: “I have always been creative and I love to worked with beads, gemstones, stained glass and textiles. “My craft work is inspired by the natural world, light, colour, faeries, steampunk, costume

events and by my bridal clients and my children.” Lunartique started life in two units in the South Arcade of St Nicolas market in 2000, but soon outgrew them and the footprint doubled to four units. Even that wasn’t enough to showcase all of the things that Helen wanted to make, import and sell, so she went “underground” in 2012. “I love having the opportunity to use this interesting space as an art form, creating an ever changing ‘living fairytale’ environment for visitors to discover and enjoy,” says Helen. “I trained as a florist when I left school in London. It was the early Seventies in Covent Garden when it was still its original self. It was before all the expensive shops started opening up – Neal’s Yard had just launched. I worked for a costermonger family – genuine barrow makers – and it was a wonderful time. “I did floral work for St Paul’s Covent Garden, Royal Opera House and various hotels like The Hilton Park Lane and The Bloomsbury. “After that I did something very out of character and went into banking – it was the Eighties after all.” But life as a white collar worker wasn’t for Helen. In 1988, she visited The Findhorn Foundation, a spiritual community and ecovillage, and

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was instantly inspired. “They had this amazing stained glass wall, which was absolutely stunning. I was knocked sideways by it. “My friend and fellow artist was with me and told me he could teach me how to do it. I’ve never looked back.” The entrance to Lunartique transports you to India, with shelves and tables covered with throws, cushions and hangings. “The textiles are all imported by a friend of mine who goes out to India every year and comes

back with these amazing pieces of material,” explains Helen. There are even some dazzling chandeliers, which Helen makes using Swarovski crystals that catch and spread a rainbow of light in all directions. Weddings make up a significant proportion of Lunartique’s business, and it’s easy to see why. The wide range of beautiful headdresses, hairclips, veils and tiaras displayed in the glass cabinets are just the tip of the iceberg of Helen’s pre-made and

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even bone china. Helen’s wide range of creative designs means the tiaras are also popular with goths, fantasy fans and festival-goers. Also flying off the shelves are the Steampunk-style brooches, which feature miniature collages made of resin set in a beer bottle cap, and Helen’s “tree of life” pendants. And if all that’s not enough to whet your appetite, there are also Swarovski or quartz crystal lensed kaleidoscopes, Hindu artefacts, mirrors, tiles and even belly dancing outfits made of beads and coins. At the back of the shop, there’s an underground grotto area, which Helen rents out. This quirky 270-year-old space has already proved popular for art exhibitions, singing and storytelling sessions and those offering alternative therapies. “I love this space – it’s very me,” smiles Helen as we walk back through the shop, “and I love bringing some fun, colour and creativity into people’s homes and lives.”

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CANCER CARE Health & wellbeing To mark Prostrate Cancer Awareness month, we asked Professor Raj Perad for information and advice on the disease. Prof Perad is a consultant urological surgeon at Spire The Glen Hospital, Bristol, and for the North Bristol NHS Trust.

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prognosis? One in ten men will get prostate cancer at some point in their lives; 30,000 cases are diagnosed every year, which means that 260,000 men in the UK are living with the disease. But most of these men will die with prostate cancer, not because of it; 10,000 men will die of the disease each year. The average age of a patient with prostate cancer is 70-74, but it’s not just an older man’s disease as in the UK ten per cent of men diagnosed are under the age of 65. By 2030 it’s predicted that 600,000 men in the UK will have prostate cancer. Survival rate depends on the stage and the grade of the cancer; if all cases are lumped together, then in five years there is an 80 per cent chance of survival. In ten years that drops to 68 per cent. If you just look at the advanced cases, then in five years there is a 35 per cent chance of survival. If the cancer hasn’t spread, your chances of survival are 90 per cent.

● Are some men more prone to it than others? You’re more likely to get prostate cancer if you’re over 50. Black/Afro Caribbean men are three times more likely to develop prostate cancer, but in the UK this does not correlate with a higher death rate. If you have female relatives with a history of breast cancer, there might be a link to an increased risk of developing prostate cancer. Around ten per cent of men seem to have a familial background. Low testosterone levels have been linked to more aggressive tumours. ● Is there anything men can do to prevent the disease occurring? A healthy lifestyle is always important, so eating well and doing enough exercise is key, but no preventative study has ever been done because of the sheer scale required and the huge number of variable factors. Studies have shown that three hours of walking at 3km/hr per week can reduce the chances of cancer recurring. Lifestyle factors are hugely important for overall health; interestingly, the most common cause of death for people with prostate cancer is heart disease.

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● What are the symptoms? Often there are no symptoms of prostate cancer until it is advanced as it develops in the periphery of the prostate gland. Symptoms include problems urinating, but it can depend on how aggressive the tumour is and whether it’s fast or slow growing. ● Is there a test for prostate cancer? Yes, the most commonly used is a blood test, which is an early indicator of prostate cancer. At Spire Bristol we also offer an ultra-sensitive blood test, which picks up lower levels of the biomarker linked to prostate cancer, so gives a better chance of early detection. If the test shows a high level of the biomarker, then the patient will be referred for a biopsy to identify whether it’s prostate cancer. ● What is the treatment? Treatment depends wholly on

the stage (whether the cancer is localised or has spread to other areas) and grade of the cancer (how aggressive it is) plus the fitness of the patient. If the biopsy shows a high grade cancer which hasn’t spread, then the patient may require surgery to remove the tumour. If the cancer has spread a little then radiotherapy and hormone treatment will be required, or, if it has spread widely, then there is a range of new drugs being developed to treat the cancer along with chemotherapy and tailored radiotherapy treatment. There are lots of different ways to treat prostate cancer, but for some patients it’s not worth treating the tumour as it will not cause too much of an issue. ● If patients have surgery, what is the recovery time? With targeted treatment with high intensity ultrasound (on offer at Spire Bristol’s new

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such as difficulty passing urine, a frequent need to urinate and difficulty fully emptying the bladder. Often patients will come in presenting these symptoms and we’ll detect prostate cancer as a secondary condition. ● What care/treatment is on offer at the Spire for prostate cancer? Is this available on the NHS too? Spire Bristol will soon be opening a new £13 million specialist care centre at Aztec West, with state-of-the-art equipment, including a linear accelerator, which is designed to provide extremely targeted treatment for diseases like prostate cancer. In my clinic at Spire we’re constantly looking at new and more sophisticated ways to treat the disease in the form of focal therapy and the new specialist care centre enables us to continue this work. We use highly advanced MRI

scans and prostate mapping biopsies to characterise and define the precise areas of the prostate cancer. So, if the cancer is in the right lobe, we’d just treat that area. This avoids unnecessary damage to the rest of the healthy prostate and the surrounding areas. After this treatment we closely monitor the patient to ensure the cancer doesn’t arise somewhere else in the body, but this new form of treatment is very exciting as it’s much less traumatic for the patient. We’re calling this process the “male lumpectomy”. NICE has approved this to be done as a trial on the NHS. Other treatments available in the new specialist care centre include image-guided radiotherapy (teletherapy) which is delivered by Dr Bahl (lead clinician at the centre). Brachytherapy is when the radiotherapy is delivered in contact with the organ. To treat prostate cancer the

prostate would be directly connected to a radiation source. This reduces radiation treatment time to three weeks, whereas teletherapy (when a machine away from body treats cancer using a linear accelerator) has a seven-week treatment time. Brachytherapy treatment is also available in the NHS. In the NHS (at Southmead Hospital) I specialise in robotic prostatecetomy, which is keyhole surgery. Recovery time is about two weeks, with an overnight stay in hospital. A course of radiotherapy might also be required. ● Any other advice? My best advice is to look after your health overall. We can treat your prostate cancer, but you need to stay healthy to realise the benefits of this treatment. Don’t ignore public health messages and lifestyle advice as it will often catch up with you in the long run.

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ind that “professional” face masks are a bit expensive? Follow this simple guide to creating your own, personalised skincare treatments, which will do wonders for your skin and be kind to your wallet. Remember to ensure the ingredients are safe for you to use and that you have no known allergies to them. DRY SKIN Does your skin feel tight? Do you suffer from dry, flaky skin? Does skin feel rough to the touch and have an uneven texture? If yes, then you need to nourish, moisturise and rehydrate . You will need: • Half an avocado • One tablespoon of honey • A little boiled water Using a clean bowl, dissolve the honey in a little boiled water to make a slightly runny consistency. Add the flesh of the avocado and, using a clean fork, mash the avocado and mix into the dissolved honey to create a smooth paste. Using your fingers or a clean brush, apply the mixture to your face and neck and leave to

activate for ten minutes. The avocado, which is full of minerals and vitamins, will nourish and moisturise while the honey has a softening and rehydrating effect. After ten minutes, remove the mask by rinsing with a clean cloth and hot water. Dry the skin thoroughly and notice that your skin will feel less taught as well as softer and smoother. Finish your mini facial treatment by applying your usual toner and moisturiser. OILY SKIN Does your skin have excess shine? Do you have enlarged pores and suffer from spots and blackheads? These ingredients will help close pores, deeply cleanse and purify. You will need: • One heaped tablespoon of oatmeal • One tablespoon of honey • The juice of one fresh lemon • A little boiled water As above, dissolve the honey in a little boiled water. Add the juice of a lemon and mix in the oatmeal. Apply the mixture to the face and neck, being careful to avoid the eye area and leave for ten minutes. After ten minutes, massage the product

over the skin’s surface using your fingertips, then remove the mask with hot water and sponges, or a clean face cloth, drying thoroughly before the application of your usual toner and moisturiser. SENSITIVE SKIN Sensitive skin is prone to redness and is easily irritated by skincare products. It requires cooling and calming with the application of a soothing mask. You will need: • One small pot of plain, natural yoghurt • One tablespoon of honey • One chamomile teabag • A little boiled water Place the honey and the chamomile tea bag in a cup and add a little boiled water to dissolve the honey and activate the teabag. Once the water has cooled, add the small pot of refrigerated natural yoghurt and leave for a few minutes to allow the chamomile to infuse into the mixture. Remove the teabag and then apply evenly to the face and neck. Remove the mask after ten minutes with warm water and a soft cloth, gently dry and apply a light toner and liquid moisturiser made especially for sensitive skin.

SKIN BOOST For “normal” skin that doesn’t have any particular problems, a quick and easy way to give it a boost is to apply thinly sliced cucumber, which will have a toning effect, giving the skin a pick-me-up. COMBATING SIGNS OF AGEING Whisk the whites of an egg and apply to wrinkle-prone areas with a brush. This product will have a tightening effect, lifting the skin and temporarily reducing fine lines. This can be left on the skin and foundation can be applied over the top, so it’s great to use for a special occasion. CLAY MASKS Clay masks can be particularly effective on oily skin. Take one heaped tablespoon of fuller earth mixed with witch hazel to form a smooth paste and leave on the face for ten minutes. For very oily skin or slightly sensitive skin, try one tablespoon of kaolin powder mixed with orange flower water. Clay masks are not suitable for very sensitive skin. City of Bristol College hair and beauty salons offer a variety of treatments. To book an appointment, call 0117 312 5000.

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ne of the nice things about living in Bristol is the amount of green space within a short drive. But don’t forget the greenery within the city itself. Tucked away between a housing estate and the ring road up in Kingswood is a little enclave of trees, fields and animals – a little of of the country within the urban sprawl of the city. Grimsbury Farm is a free attraction, a working farm that’s open to the public. Everyone’s heard of Windmill Hill City Farm or its counterpart in St Werburgh’s but this one might not be on your radar. The entrance off Grimsbury Road, framed by a big sign with a colourful pig and cow, hints at the farmyard beyond, where chickens roam, sheep and a small herd of cows study visitors from behind their fences, and all the authenic smells of the country hit your nostrils. Also present is the usual muck you would expect on a normal farm – so bear that in mind when choosing your footwear. Visitors are free to roam the site and volunteers are on hand to tell you about the animals if you’ve got questions.

Running down the centre of the farm is a row of pens where pigs and goats are housed along with their young. It’s a real treat for younger visitors to stroll along and see the piglets and baby goats rooting around in the straw. There are also rabbits and guinea pigs, often in the same areas, for visitors to enjoy. You might get to the farm boundary and think that’s the end of it, but a small path catches your eye at the top of the site, and this leads to another area where a different experience is on offer. A small patch of woodland dotted with plant growers and pots is the first sign that you have entered the Tree Life Centre, run by charity The Conservation Volunteers. Here, seeds are collected from local native trees and wildflowers. They are then cultivated, planted out or sold. It’s a green space in both senses of the word, as no chemicals are used here, and all the materials are sourced locally. It’s a place where volunteers from different backgrounds get the chance to work towards qualifications, many of them coming from far-flung points on the other side of Bristol. It’s a fascinating place to wander around, and stretches

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for quite a way. If it wasn’t for the thunder of traffic on the nearby A4174 the birdsong and plant smells would make you believe you were in a peaceful rural location.

TCV has been given a large grant to expand what they do here, and their part of this site is set to increase what it offers the public over the next few months and years.

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WHISKY GALORE UK travel Louis Emanuel travels to Speyside and finds a fabulous plethora of malt whiskies, plus beautiful countryside, outdoor activities ...and a little more whisky.

hen nosing and tasting whisky, it is said, it is all about what it reminds you of. Whether that’s smoked bacon, stewed pears or even hot liquorice, it is all about your own personal memories. This is why a Canadian from Toronto might find maple syrup in their wee dram, a Belarusian living in Moscow might smell goulash, a Weegie (from Glasgow) might get Irn Bru and a German from Frankfurt, well…

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Whatever you get on the nose or the palate there is no wrong answer, apparently. It is a personal preference based on your own personal experiences. During a long weekend to Speyside, the area with the highest concentration of distilleries in Scotland, those experiences are broadened significantly. Visiting the region with a small mixed nationality group ahead of the Spirit of Speyside Whisky Festival, I found plenty to take home. Arrive on a short flight from Bristol direct to Inverness and you are only a 20-minute

drive from the first road sign that announces “Welcome to Whisky Country”. Speyside stretches roughly from Forres to Cullen on the north coast of the east “shoulder” of Scotland and as far inland as Dufftown in an area roughly covering everything close to the river Spey. If you haven’t heard of those names, that’s because they are all tiny towns. Elgin is the biggest “city” in the region, with a population of just 25,000. But that doesn’t mean there is little to do in the area. Far from it. Aside from the

60-odd distilleries – most of which are open to the public at normal hours or by appointment – there is a dramatic rolling countryside which falls down on to flat, long-stretching sand beaches. If you are there for the duration of the five-day whisky festival, which starts on May 1, away from the whisky there are pubs and restaurants to visit across the region alongside retail therapy in the form of the world famous Johnston’s of Elgin centre, the home of baby-soft cashmere production. But back to the whisky, for it is a whisky festival. With the sheer number of distilleries, there is not much chance of getting bored of the stuff. Whether you are a malt buff, or a complete whisky novice, there is something for everyone. Intense whisky tasting sessions where rare drops are paired with chocolate, cheese and even coffee will hit the spot for some, while tours of the intricate distillation processes at the various plants dotted around the area will float other boats. Wherever you go and whatever you do, you will find passionate people who have become part of the history and tradition of the area – and who are keen to share a drop with you. Each distillery has its own tale and each town its own whisky, just like each visitor will find his or her own favourite drink (unfortunately for me, Macallan 25-year costs £60 per shot). The area is richly soaked in the golden liquor, quite literally. Throughout the festival though you won’t have to taste whisky all day, despite what some locals insist. Indeed, the tastings may be the main events, but other attractions put on by distillers, whisky shops and tour guides include live traditional music across the region (in the form of Speyside sessions), canoeing adventures down the river Spey and off-road tours into the whisky smuggling history of the area. For those whisky enthusiasts, tastings can run from the morning until late at night, although I wouldn’t recommend a full day and night on the sauce (and neither, I can tell you, would the Easyjet hosts on your return flight home). But for those who are still keen, distilleries from Glenlivit to Glen Grant and Glenfidich all offer interesting personal tours with tasting sessions at the end – and sometimes the beginning and in the middle. Places like Dufftown, in an area colloquially named seven hills, seven stills, offers a good base for visits with a handful of distilleries close by and the central Whisky Shop has shrine-like walls decorated in single malts and blends from Speyside and beyond. The shop also holds tastings, of course, and the knowledge and passion of the owner matches that of the master distillers of the area. As you plough on through the region it is important to consider that each town, each distillery and each taste will lodge a new memory to add to the bank for any future tipple that may pass across your tongue. Granted, standing in the third distillery of the day having lost count of the number of drams you have knocked back, memories become a little fuzzy. Fortunately, in the Speyside region of Scotland, where I spent an unforgettable weekend, there is plenty more than just whisky to remember.

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hills of dense, luscious rainforest. We’re taking part in our first “sketch club” at the St James’s Club Morgan Bay resort, with professional illustrator Adam Stower, and our subject is a simple beach scene. He has us sketching with closed eyes and then scribbling entire scenes in minutes without taking pens off the paper. I never thought I’d come away with anything that looked remotely recognisable as a beach, but with Adam’s advice, I manage it. He insists that everyone is artistic in some way and I’m starting to believe him. So the next day, basking in the tropical sunshine, we head to the Tet Paul nature trail. We reach the most recognisable landmark of St Lucia, the majestic volcanic spires the Gros Piton and Petit Piton. The dramatic 700m-plus peaks rise up side by side out of the water, with the town of Soufriere cowering below. As we’re admiring the view, Adam suggests we sketch it. With a background in children’s

book illustration, it’s clear Adam is a natural teacher as he instils artistic confidence in each of us. While exploring the area, we stumble across a shack on the beach where rum punch is served. The owner tells us she ferments the rum with fresh fruit for days, hence the strength. Castries, where we’re staying, is the largest town and lies on the west coast of the island. The all inclusive St James’s Club gives guests a comfortable home-away-from-home experience. Days sipping rum cocktails at the pool bar follow nights of deep red sunsets best enjoyed from the hotel’s intimate private beach. A trip to nearby Castries market gives me an opportunity to sample Caribbean culture. After browsing crafts, jewellery and paintings, we come across Alemphia’s café, where we order Piton beers and macaroni pie. Our long lunch drifts into rounds of cocktails and we soon get our sketchbooks out, drawing the waiter, drawing each other and finally, throwing caution to the wind and running

into the sea – without the sketchbooks of course! The grey skies appear to melt into a silvery sea and I soon discover that even in the rain, this country is beautiful. By taking time to study and draw the island, I’ve fallen in love with it in a way that would never happen if I’d merely come to soak up the sun on the beach. With a sketchbook full of memories to take home, I know my trip to St Lucia wasn’t just a rum-hazed dream.

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Montez, although it was announced this week that Wayne Fontana has had to pull out of the tour due to ill health. Poole formed The Tremeloes in 1958 and they auditioned for a recording contract with Decca Records on New Year’s Day, 1962. On that same day, an up-and-coming band from Liverpool also auditioned. The Tremeloes were signed but the other band wasn’t. That band was The Beatles and the rest is pop history. After Poole’s departure in 1966, The Tremeloes enjoyed further chart success, including the 1967 number one Silence is Golden and top ten hits such as Here Comes My Baby, Even The Bad Times Are Good and (Call Me) Number One. “It’s certainly not hard choosing our set list,” smiles Poole, who will be joined by fellow original member Dave Munden on drums. “Every song we do in this show will be a million-selling song, so the set almost writes itself. Twist and Shout, Silence Is Golden and Do You Love Me – those three songs alone sold about 15 million records between them. In those days, record sales were massive

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dimension to the tour. “What a lot of people forget is that our mentors in the late 1950s, when we were first starting our bands, were the big blues players from America.” Since his Sixties heyday, Poole has enjoyed a successful career on the cabaret circuit and even took a break in the 1970s to help run the family butcher business in Essex, but he says he still keeps in touch with the music business through his daughters. Karen and Shelly enjoyed their own chart success in the mid-1990s as pop duo Alisha’s Attic and now are in-demand songwriters, collaborating with the likes of Janet Jackson, Mark Ronson, Will Young, Atomic Kitten and the Sugababes. “I still feel very much part of the business because of my daughters and I get to meet a lot of the artists they work with, like Kylie Minogue, Boyzone and Westlife. “People moan about modern music but there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s more diverse than it ever was. I love the music scene at the moment and I’m even partial to a bit of hip hop!” David Marks

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nothing,” booms an opening voiceover, condensing the fall of Adam and Eve and blood spilt between Cain and Abel into a mosaic of haunting images. While the descendants of Cain spread greed and wickedness, the descendants of Seth – Cain’s surviving brother – work the land, taking only what they need. The last of this righteous bloodline, Noah (Russell Crowe), lives with his wife Naameh (Jennifer Connelly) and sons Shem (Douglas Booth), Ham (Logan Lerman) and Japheth (Leo McHugh Carroll). One night, Noah experiences a vision of a devastating flood. “All life blotted out because of what man has done,” laments the father. A visit to the mountainous lair of Noah’s grandfather Methuselah (Anthony Hopkins) confirms the dire prediction and Noah accepts his task to build an ark capable of temporarily

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housing one pair of “all that creeps, all that crawls, all that slithers”. He is aided by the three boys, adopted daughter Ila (Emma Watson) and an army of rock-encrusted fallen angels. Tubal-cain (Ray Winstone), a bad apple from the other branch of the family tree, stumbles upon the ark and threatens to storm the vessel to escape the Creator’s wrath. “There is no escape for you and your kind,” proclaims Noah, instigating a fight to the death between the two men. Noah is fascinating yet flawed. Quieter, thoughtful sections of the film, when the titular character wrestles with his destiny, beg provocative questions about devotion to a higher power including an extraordinary scene of attempted infanticide. Crowe delivers a compelling central performance as a humble man, who accepts his

own frailties. “We will work, complete the task – and then we will die, like everyone else,” he forlornly instructs his family. Regrettably, Aronofsky also has to recoup a hefty budget so he punctuates his characters’ emotional rollercoaster with bombastic action sequences that are as soulless as they are spectacular. When the pivotal deluge finally comes, it’s a tour-de-force of visual effects and swooping camerawork that is over in a matter of minutes. Time and tide wait for no man, not even Russell Crowe.

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dapted from the opening book of Veronica Roth’s best-selling trilogy for young adults, Divergent is a rites of passage story baked to a recipe similar to The Hunger Games. Neil Burger’s film separates a gung-ho heroine from the people she loves and compels her to undergo a series of gruelling challenges, killing fellow teenagers to ensure her survival. Spookily, the running time of the two films is almost identical, although this dystopian fantasy earns its 12A certificate without spilling as much innocent blood. Shailene Woodley, who was deservedly nominated for a Golden Globe opposite George Clooney in The Descendants, is perfectly cast as the teenage protagonist, who leads the rebellion against a corrupt system. She is the beating heart of the slickly engineered film and effortlessly tugs

heartstrings in scenes of loss. A slow-burning romantic subplot ensures the target audience will swoon as the heroine suffers exquisite pangs of first love, while a tub-thumping denouement sets the scene for the next two instalments, Insurgent and Allegiant, released in 2015 and 2016 respectively. Futuristic Chicago is divided into five factions – Abnegation, Amity, Candor, Dauntless and Erudite – which exemplify positive aspects of the human personality: selflessness, cordiality, honesty, intelligence and courage. On a specific day each year, 16-year-olds undergo an aptitude test that reveals their destiny. Beatrice Prior (Shailene Woodley) is poised to take that test. She lives in Abnegation with her brother Caleb (Ansel Elgort) and parents Andrew (Tony Goldwyn) and Natalie (Ashley Judd) but questions where her

future lies. “Everyone knows where they belong, except for me...” she laments in voiceover. The results of Beatrice’s test are inconclusive and Tori (Maggie Q), who administers the procedure behind closed doors, tells the 16-year-old that she is a Divergent. Beatrice must hide her status because Divergents threaten the finely balanced system and are being hunted by Jeanine Matthews (Kate Winslet), strident leader of Erudite. When the time comes to choose her destiny, Beatrice opts for Dauntless and begins rigorous training under hunky instructor Four (Theo James). Fellow newcomer Peter (Miles Teller) takes an immediate dislike to Beatrice and attempts to bully her out of Dauntless. However, she is resilient and draws encouragement from three new friends, Christina (Zoe Kravitz), Al (Christian Madsen) and Will (Ben Lloyd-Hughes).

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t’s been half a century since Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy died, but their comedy lives on. There is good reason why Laurel and Hardy are the best-loved comedy duo of all time. They were among the pioneers of modern comedy and their movies have delighted generation after generation since they forged their double act in 1927. Now Lucky Dog Theatre Productions is celebrating their legacy with Hats Off To Laurel & Hardy, a brand new show about the lives of Arthur Stanley Jefferson (Stan) and Norvell Hardy (Ollie). Lucky Dog’s association with Laurel and Hardy began when they took Tom McGrath’s play,

Laurel and Hardy to the Brighton Fringe Festival in May 2013. After a sell-out show and a sea of five-star reviews, they decided to continue their association with the slapstick comedy twosome and wrote their own full-length play, Hats Off To Laurel & Hardy. Lucky Dog performer and writer Philip Hutchinson, who also plays Ollie, explains: “We had no idea how well received the Tom McGrath show was going to be! We ended up getting six five-star reviews and named Outstanding Show of the festival by one reviewer. “The problem with the McGrath play is that it was written nearly 40 years ago and is now very out of date; it takes a lot of liberties with The Boys’ true story.

“As Tony Carpenter [Stan] and I are both huge fans of Stan and Ollie as people just as much as comedians, we wanted to do them justice; a play that they themselves wouldn’t be unhappy with. “So, I sat down to research with a large stack of biographies and ran my final script by several of the UK’s top experts in the field. “We’re now well into an open-ended national tour and are flying out to Los Angeles to perform the piece in Hollywood in front of Stan’s daughter Lois in July!” Described by critics and audiences as “faithful, respectful and truthful” and a “tour de force”, Hats Off To Laurel & Hardy guides you through the duo’s early lives, their steady

rise to international stardom, the decline of their movie careers and their phoenix-like revival on the stages of Europe. Audiences can enjoy recreated highlights from their huge canon of work, accompanied by a little singing and some questionable dancing! “It’s a piece about hard work, talent, success, disappointment and, more than anything, the incredibly close friendship the two had,” says Philip. “There’s a lot of video recreations of some of their routines in the show, as well as some sketches played out live with some singing and dancing. “However, the last ten minutes of the show is heartbreaking. It’s had grown men in tears – including us, to be honest!”

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nsurprisingly for an island nation, the sea has always inspired British artists. From the sublime spectacle of crashing waves to the vast and open expanse of the oceans, the waters that surround our islands have inspired generations of artists, from Turner and Constable to Paul Nash and John Piper. And a brand new exhibition at the Royal West of England Academy documents this enduring fascination, with works by renowned contemporary artists, alongside key pieces from national and regional art collections – all inspired by the power, majesty, serenity and limpid beauty of the sea. The Power of the Sea features paintings from the late 1700s

(George Morland, Walter Langley) up to the present day, and including such household names as Turner, Constable, Nash, Piper and Henry Moore. The depictions of the sea on view vary from a place of swirling winds and shifting moods to a thing of terrible beauty or quiet serenity. “This exhibition demonstrates the contrasts and continuities in artists’ engagement with the sea over a period that spans more than two centuries,” explains the RWA’s Director Alison Bevan. “It encompasses a time of great change in man’s relationship with nature, bringing us to the present day and the effects of climate change upon rising sea levels, which has only lent greater urgency to their work.” Included in this important survey of coastal art are a host of leading living artists working in a variety of media, including Royal Academicians Norman Ackroyd and Hughie O’Donoghue; contemporary artist Maggi Hambling;

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“camera-less photographer” Susan Derges; Royal West of England Academicians Kurt Jackson, Michael Porter and Sax Impey, all working on the Cornish coast. Environmental artist Jethro Brice, whose constructions of coastal settlements show life after the cataclysmic weather events of the past decade, is also featured. Coastal erosion and rising sea levels are also portrayed in works by Simon Read and Michael Porter, while Peter Matthews and Andrew Friend physically immerse their work in the sea or create devices that deliberately disappear beneath its surface. Further back, some of the earliest works on view – by artists such as George Morland, Francis Danby, John Brett and Walter Langley – also emphasise the human costs of maritime life, but this time in the form of shipwrecks and their aftermath. JMW Turner and John Constable, meanwhile, were captivated by the sea’s

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ust outside the Somerset village of Draycott is a 14-acre plot that has been transformed into an exclusive park of just 10 holiday homes. Unique Strawberryfield Park is the brainchild of local businessman Mike Pearce and his son, Tom, who bought the site and have developed it with high quality eco-friendly lodges and extensive landscaping. Following the success of an initial open weekend last September, the owners are planning a similar event on Saturday and Sunday, April 5-6. Managing Director Mike Pearce says: “This will be a great opportunity to showcase our range of high quality eco-lodges for sale and to unveil our future plans for the park. “Everyone is welcome and we are preparing for a good turnout.” The weekend will be opened by Tessa Munt MP, a staunch supporter of the Somerset Tourism Association, while the

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lodges’ manufacturer Retreat Lodges, letting agent Blue Chip Holidays, and many other affiliated experts, including Urban Cedar Hotubs, will be on hand to offer information and advice to visitors. Free Cheddar Chocolate and Somerset Tea will be just some of the tempting local produce on offer during the weekend. The lodges are priced from £125,000 and can be purchased either for personal use, or as an investment. And, despite the awful weather that’s caused such flooding in the county, tourists are still flocking to the site. In fact, Strawberryfield Park is proving so popular that there is almost no availability during spring and early summer and only a handle of vacancies left for July and August. Sam Wigglesworth, Head of Product Development at Blue Chip Holidays, which is managing the lettings, says: “ Pepper’s Lodge at Strawberryfield Park has surpassed our expectations and has become our highest performing holiday lodge from our portfolio of more than 900 holiday

properties. We are extremely pleased with the response we have had and this underlines the popularity of Somerset as a tourist destination.” Retreat Lodges supplies the buildings – stunning properties that provide high-quality accommodation with sustainability at the heart of their design. Cedar cladding and sedum grass roofs help to blend the lodges into the surroundings, while the generous plots are all south facing, with established hedge boundaries, two car parking spaces and plenty of decking space – the ideal spot from which to enjoy the surrounding countryside. Landscaping far exceeds the planning requirements, including hedges and thousands of trees, and has been put in place to enhance privacy and seclusion of residents and holidaymakers alike. Built extensively from timber, the lodges avoid the use of man-made materials, such as plastic or coated sheets on the outside, or man-made coatings for

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this example, the client bought a small cottage to renovate. Our challenge was to design and build the garden on land that had been a quarry. The land sloped at 45 degrees and had no substantial topsoil to plant into. We started by slowly driving a digger into the slope along a pre-planned, snaking path. This was to be the shape of the final stepped path down into the garden, but it proved to be the most challenging task. The digger struggled to stay upright, as it dug its own route down into the quarry. Once established, however, this became our route into the space and we then proceeded to put in massive footings to bolster the curved walls, which were crucial to establishing small, flat “pocket” gardens at several points along the snaking path. We hit bedrock as expected,

which made for secure footings. To get the concrete in we had to hire a pumping unit, which sent the concrete flowing through an arcing tube right over the house and into our freshly dug footings. A great saving on time and labour! Once built, the walls supported a semicircular patio roughly halfway down the slope. The stepped path, made of oak sleepers and gravel, continued to a small landing with room for a bench to catch the best of the day’s sun, before continuing to the bottom, where we built a bark play area designed for our clients’ grandchildren. Where the boundaries converged towards the bottom of the garden, we built a little timber “house” with cedar shingle roof.This was part summerhouse, part playhouse for the grandkids, and featured a small front deck affording great views across the surrounding

fields. As if the garden wasn’t giving us enough trouble, our client was also wrestling with his cottage renovation. Half the building revealed itself as unstable and soon after we started the garden work, it had to be part demolished. What had started as a renovation job became a custom-build project. Somehow we made it through the challenges, with the support of a great landscaping team, (many thanks to Christian, Simon, Chris and Francis) and transformed a quarry into a garden full of delights and surprises. The cottage was also salvaged and transformed into a beautiful home. For more information, visit www.allgarden designs.co.uk, or call Tom on 0117 951 1923 or 07739456765.

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TV PICKS

THE VOICE UK: THE LIVE FINAL 7pm, BBC1

Ellen reveals to Duncan that she will not kill the president, but offers to help him obtain the bone marrow he needs to save his wife, as long as he provides something in return â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a promise to protect her children. However, Nina is furious about her husbandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plan and becomes determined to thwart him.

Christina Maria, Jamie, Jermain and Sally duet with their coaches in a bid for the title. Emma Willis and Marvin Humes host the final.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S,HD). 11.30 Mary Berry Cooks (R,S,HD). 12.00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather (S,HD). 12.10 Football Focus (S,HD). Dan Walker and guests look ahead to the weekendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s matches. 1.00 Live Davis Cup Tennis (S,HD). Italy v Great Britain. 4.30 Final Score (S,HD). 5.15 Film: Shrek 2 (S,HD) (2004). Animated adventure sequel, with the voice of Mike Myers. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

FILM RATINGS â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? Excellent â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? Very good â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? Good â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? Average â&#x2014;? Poor

BBC2

6.00 Film: The Saint in London (S) (1939). â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 7.05 Film: On Moonlight Bay (S) (1951). â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 8.40 The Living Planet (R,S). 10.30 Fred Dibnahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Made in Britain (R,S). 11.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 12.00 James Martin: Home Comforts (S,HD). 12.45 Live Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s International Football (S,HD). 3.00 Film: The Glass Bottom Boat (S,HD) (1966). â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 4.45 Mountain Gorilla (R,S,HD). 5.45 Collectaholics (R,S,HD).

ANT & DECâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY 7pm, ITV

The Geordie duo go head to head in their most daring Ant v Dec to date, Robbie Williams joins in the fun and the Place on the Plane winners jet off to Florida.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 10.20 Dinner Date (R,S). 11.20 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R,S). 12.30 Film: Twins (S,HD) (1988). Comedy, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 2.30 The Chase (R,S,HD). 3.30 Midsomer Murders (R,S). Barnaby investigates a murder at a golf club. 5.30 ITV News West Country (S). 5.40 ITV News and Weather (S).

MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS IN POP 9.05pm, Channel 5

A countdown focusing on outrageous events and scandals from the pop world, from unbelievable antics and ferocious feuds, to break-ups, meltdowns and untimely deaths. Featuring Miley Cyrusâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performance at the 2013 Video Music Awards and Britney Spears shaving her head.

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs (R,S). 7.00 Trans World Sport (S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.30 Frasier (R,S). 9.00 The Morning Line (S,HD). 10.00 Weekend Brunch â&#x20AC;&#x201C; From the Grand National (S). A special edition marking this afternoonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s steeple chase at Aintree. 1.00 The Grand National (S,HD). Live coverage of the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most famous steeplechase at Aintree. 5.15 Fifteen To One (S). New series. General knowledge quiz.

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Meerkat Manor (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (R,S,HD). 11.30 Hercules the Human Bear (R,S,HD). 12.30 Film: McBride: Anybody Here Murder Marty? (S) (2005). â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 2.10 Film: Columbo: Mind Over Mayhem (S) (1974). â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 3.45 Film: Columbo: Dagger of the Mind (S) (1972). â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 5.40 Film: Jesse Stone: Death in Paradise (S,HD) (2006). Crime drama sequel, with Tom Selleck. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

The Americans, 10.25pm

Hostages, 8.05pm

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6.45 Flog It! (R,S,HD). /76. From Colchester.

6.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! Presents (S). Harry Hillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s absurd thoughts on a variety of subjects.

6.15 Channel 4 News (S). 6.35 Lent Diaries (S). 1/16. 6.40 Gadget Man (R,S,HD). 1/6.

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7.00 The Voice UK: The Live Final (S,HD). 14/14. After seven weeks of blind auditions, two battle shows, two knockout rounds and two live programmes, the final is here â&#x20AC;&#x201C; with just four contestants remaining, all eager to be crowned winner and pick up a recording contract. Emma Willis and Marvin Humes present. Last in the series. See Choices Above.

7.30 Dadâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Army (R,S). 7/14. Mainwaring sets up an observation post in the local lighthouse.

7.00 Ant & Decâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Saturday Night Takeaway (S,HD). 7/7. See Choices Above.

7.10 Marvelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 14/22. Coulson goes on the attack to save a gravely injured Skye.

7.15 Longmire (S,HD). 3/10. Walt and Vic investigate a suspected suicide.

8.00 The Plantagenets (R,S,HD). 3/3. Robert Bartlett charts the events that led to the dynastyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s downfall, with four kings being violently deposed in the last century of the Plantagenetsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; reign. Last in the series.

8.25 The Cube (S,HD). 6/8. A telecoms trainer and a student nurse face up to seven trials of skill, dexterity, reaction, wit and wisdom in the hope of winning a jackpot of ÂŁ250,000. Phillip Schofield hosts.

8.05 Hostages (S,HD). 13/15. See Choices Above.

8.05 NCIS (R,S). 1/24. Tony tries to track down Ziva in North Africa.

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9.05 The National Lottery Live (S,HD). With music by Kian Egan. 9.15 Casualty (S,HD). 32/48. Connie, Zoe and Lily pull together to treat a father and his daughter.

9.00 Formula 1: Bahrain Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights (S,HD). Suzi Perry introduces action from the session in the third round of the season at the Bahrain International Circuit in Sakhir.

9.25 Law & Order: UK (R,S,HD). 4/8. The hunt for the killer of a seemingly innocent family man brings Ronnie into contact with his old boss, former DI Natalie Chandler, whose father is accused of the crime.

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10.05 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 10.25 Match of the Day (S,HD). Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League clashes, including Manchester City v Southampton and Cardiff City v Crystal Palace. Followed by National Lottery Update.

10.15 Stewart Leeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Comedy Vehicle (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above. 10.45 QI XL (S,HD). 10/16. Extended edition. With Greg Proops, David Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Doherty and Reginald D Hunter.

10.25 The Americans (S,HD). 4/13. Claudia hands the spies two assignments â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Philip is told to monitor a Soviet defector, and Elizabeth must try to get information from a naval recruit about the Connorsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; murders.

9.00 Colombiana (HD) (2011). Premiere. A 10-year-old Colombian girl witnesses the murder of her parents at the hands of gangsters, but is rescued by her uncle, who takes her to the US and raises her to be a cold-blooded killer. Years later, she is still working for him as an assassin, but is secretly planning to avenge her parentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; deaths. Action thriller, starring Zoe Saldana, Cliff Curtis, Michael Vartan and Lennie James. See Choices Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

9.00 5 News Weekend (S,HD). 9.05 Most Shocking Moments in Pop (S). A countdown focusing on outrageous events and scandals from the pop world, from unbelievable antics and ferocious feuds, to break-ups, meltdowns and untimely deaths. Featuring Miley Cyrusâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performance at the 2013 Video Music Awards, Britney Spears shaving her head, teen heartthrob Justin Bieber relieving himself into a bucket while at a restaurant and Kanye West storming onto the stage at the 2009 VMAs while Taylor Swift was picking up an award. See Choices Above.

11.50 The Football League Show (S). Including highlights of Wigan Athletic v Leeds United.

11.30 Welcome to Collinwood (S) (2002). Crime comedy remake, starring Sam Rockwell. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

11.25 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather. 11.40 Through the Keyhole (R,S,HD). 2/6. Jonathan Ross and Denise Van Outen join Dave Berry on the panel.

11.10 The Guard (S,HD) (2011). See Choices Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

1.10 Weatherview (S). 1.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.50 Film: Beauty & the Briefcase (S,HD) (2010). Premiere. Romantic comedy, with Hilary Duff and Chris Carmack. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 2.15 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.40 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 In Plain Sight (R,S,HD). Mary cares for a 16-year-old who witnessed a jewellery heist. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

1.05 Film: Hard Eight (S,HD) (1996). Crime drama, starring Philip Baker Hall and Gwyneth Paltrow. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 2.45 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus. 4.50 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). Beat-the-banker game show. 5.45 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). Financial Times columnist Mrs Moneypenny provides more cash-saving tips.

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Formula 1: Bahrain Grand â&#x20AC;Ś 9pm

6.40 Regional News (S,HD).

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12.00 SuperCasino. 3.10 Conned, Fleeced and Left for Broke (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.05 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

REVOLUTION 10pm, Sky1

In the last of the series, the comedian explores the topic of marriage in stand-up routines, interspersed with Chris Morris grilling him about his ideas and ending with a short film.

ITV2

6.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). 8.35 Coronation Street (S,HD). 11.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (R,S,HD). 12.55 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 2.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3.00 Film: Kangaroo Jack (S,HD) (2003). â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 4.45 Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Got More Talent: Most Amazing Moments (R,S,HD). 5.50 Film: Two Weeks Notice (S,HD) (2002). â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

Two Weeks Notice, 5.50pm

7.55 The Incredible Hulk (S,HD) (2008). A scientist who changes into a monster when angry is hunted by a general who wants to use the creature as a weapon. Comic-book adventure, starring Edward Norton and Liv Tyler. Including FIY Daily. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

10.00 Celebrity Juice (R,S,HD). 4/10. With Sam Bailey, Alex Brooker and Tom Daley. 10.50 Crazy Beaches (S,HD). 2/6. Drunken fun and hedonism in the Greek resort of Malia.

Aaron is confused when he wakes up in his apartment back in 2014, a world with power â&#x20AC;&#x201C; until he realises he must have dreamed the whole experience of a post-apocalyptic Earth. But when he begins to bump into some very familiar faces, he concludes something isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t right.

6.25 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). 7.10 Make It or Break It (R,S,HD). 8.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 9.00 Charmed (R,S). 10.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 10.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 11.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Come Dine with Me: Made in Chelsea Special (R,S,HD). 4.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club. 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00 WWE Superstars (HD). A round-up of all the latest wrestling news. 1.00 Disneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest Moments (R,S). The 30 best moments from Disney movies, chosen by the public. 3.00 Futurama (R,S). 4.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

STEWART LEEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COMEDY VEHICLE 10.15pm, BBC2

COLOMBIANA 9pm, Channel 4

THE GUARD 11.10pm, Channel 4

Premiere. An orphan grows up to be an assassin while secretly plotting revenge on those who murdered her parents. Thriller, starring Zoe Saldana.

GOLD

6.05 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 8.25 Goodnight Sweetheart. 11.40 One Foot in the Grave (S). Victor falls victim to a hit-and-run driver. 12.40 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 3.20 Film: Carry On Cabby (1963). Comedy, starring Sid James and Hattie Jacques. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 5.10 Jeeves and Wooster (S). Uncle George considers marrying a waitress.

How I Met Your Mother, 7pm

Revolution, 10pm

Blackadder the Third, 8pm

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12/24.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 11/24. 6.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 8/24.

6.25 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! (S). 3/8. Communists capture the airmen.

7.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 15/22. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 9/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 22/22. Spoof behind-thescenes special. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 1/22. Marge is tempted by another man.

7.00 Harry Hillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TV Burp. 3/13. 7.30 Harry Hillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TV Burp. 4/13. Comic view of the weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s small-screen highlights.

8.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 13/22. Stephen makes a dangerous deal to bring in a powerful new break-out in a bid to protect Astrid.

8.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 1/10. Andy Murray and Jason Manford join Jamie Redknapp, Andrew Flintoff, John Bishop and Georgie Thompson on the quiz.

8.00 Blackadder the Third (S). 1/6. 8.40 Blackadder the Third (S). 2/6. Edmund falls foul of Dr Johnson. Guest starring Robbie Coltrane.

9.00 Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Something About Mary (S,HD) (1998). A lovesick man hires a seedy detective to track down his highschool sweetheart â&#x20AC;&#x201C; but discovers he has many rivals for her affections. Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

9.00 Arrow (R,S,HD). 16/23. Diggle agrees to help Amanda Waller track down a deadly warlord he once crossed paths with â&#x20AC;&#x201C; but regrets that pledge when he meets the rest of the team.

9.20 Blackadder the Third (S). 3/6. Edmund gets caught up in the French Revolution.

Premiere. A policeman finds his simple life disrupted by a drugsmuggling operation and an uptight FBI agent. Comedy thriller, with Don Cheadle.

Sky Sports 1

6.30 FL72 Highlights 7.30 Premier League Preview (HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00 FL72 Live (HD). Wigan Athletic v Leeds United (Kick-off 12.15pm). 2.30 Saturday Team Talk (HD). 3.00 Soccer Saturday (HD). 5.00 Live Saturday Night Football (HD). Chelsea v Stoke City (Kick-off 5.30pm).

Live Football, 5pm

(HD). Sarah-Jane Mee presents a full re-run of the dayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s top Premier League match.

11.20 The Faculty (S,HD) (1998). Sci-fi horror, starring Elijah Wood. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

11.25 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 11.00 A League of Their 6/6. Internet clips on the Own (R,S,HD). 8/10. theme of travel. With Vincent Kompany, Lee Mack and Billie Piper.

11.30 The League of Gentlemen (S). 4/6. A theatre company visit the local school.

11.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). Wigan Athletic v Leeds United.

1.25 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With Helen Flanagan, Marlon Davis, Brian McFadden and his wife Vogue. 2.05 Dads (R,S,HD). 2.25 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.50 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.45 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 3.10 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.35 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.55 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 4.50 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.10 Extras (S). Guest starring Orlando Bloom. 12.50 Extras (S). With guest star David Bowie. 1.25 Bottom (S). Eddie and Richie face a gang of looters. 1.55 The Young Ones (S). Mike gets hold of an atom bomb. 2.30 The League of Gentlemen (S). 3.00 Close

12.00 Saturday Reloaded (HD). 1.00 SNF â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Match Choice (HD). Extended highlights from the Premier League. 2.30 SNF â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Match Choice (HD). Extended highlights from the Premier League. 4.00 SNF â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Match Choice (HD). 5.30 Scottish Premiership Football (HD).

12.00 A League of Their Own: Unseen (R,S,HD). Out-takes, gaffes and unseen footage. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 4.00 Emergency Abroad (R,S,HD). 5.00 Emergency Abroad (R,S,HD).

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7.00 Great TV Mistakes (R,S). 7.30 Doctor Who (R,S,HD). The Tardis lands on board a 17th-century pirate ship. 8.20 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Michael Sheen is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. 9.20 Tropic Thunder (S,HD) (2008). Comedy, starring Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Brian has a political change of heart. 11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.45 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

12.05 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.50 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 1.20 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 1.50 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 2.20 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 2.50 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 3.20 Bluestone 42 3.50 Great TV 8.00 SNF â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Game of the Day (R,S,HD). Mistakes (R,S).

10.00 Bottom (S). 5/6. Eddie 10.00 SNF â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Match Choice and Richie face a gang (HD). Sarah-Jane Mee of looters. presents extended highlights from the 10.40 The Young Ones (S). Premier League, 4/6. Mike gets hold of an allowing viewers to atom bomb. access the latest round of top-flight fixtures, including Cardiff City v Crystal Palace.

10.00 Revolution (S,HD). 15/20. See Choices Above.

BBC3

7.00 Wild Wales (R). 8.00 Chemistry â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A Volatile History (R). The discovery of the elements. 9.00 Inspector De Luca. The Second World War has been over for a few months, and as an officer under the former fascist regime, De Luca reluctantly finds himself on the wrong side of the law. In Italian. 10.50 Jet! When Britain Ruled the Skies (R,HD). Part one of two. Exploring advances in aviation in the 1950s and 60s. 11.50 Jet! When Britain Ruled the Skies (R,HD). Part two of two. The development of passenger jets. 12.50 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 1.30 Sounds of the 70s 2 Punk â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Anarchy on the BBC (R). 2.00 Chemistry â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A Volatile History (R). 3.00 Wild Wales (R).

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TV PICKS

THE CRIMSON FIELD 9pm, BBC1

Drama following the doctors, nurses and volunteers in a French First World War field hospital. A new sister’s modern approach raises eyebrows.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 7.30 Match of the Day (R,S,HD). Including highlights of Manchester City v Southampton. 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 The Big Questions (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics (S). 12.00 BBC News (S,HD). 12.15 Live Davis Cup Tennis (S,HD). Italy v Great Britain. 3.55 Songs of Praise (S,HD). Sally Magnusson talks to Cardinal Vincent Nichols. 4.30 The Boat Race (S,HD). Live coverage of the 160th University Boat Race.

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California has some of the toughest regulations controlling sex offenders anywhere in America – after leaving prison they can spend years on parole being tagged and tracked and a lifetime on an online register. In his final film exploring different aspects of life in Los Angeles, Louis Theroux visits hostels to talk to parolees.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.30 Countryfile (R,S,HD). 7.30 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD). 8.00 The Beechgrove Garden (S,HD). 8.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 10.00 James Martin: Home Comforts (S,HD). 10.30 Live Davis Cup Tennis (S,HD). 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S,HD). 1.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 1.45 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League (S,HD). 4.30 Live Davis Cup Tennis (S,HD). Italy v Great Britain. 5.30 Flog It! (S,HD).

ENDEAVOUR 8pm, ITV

The murder of a museum specialist leads Morse to a girls’ boarding school with a dark history, where a note reading ‘Save Me’ is mysteriously slipped into his coat pocket. Shaun Evans stars.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 ITV News (S). 9.30 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 10.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R). 11.25 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.35 Film: Columbo: No Time to Die (S,HD) (1992). ●● 1.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R,S). 1.55 Big Star’s Little Star (R,S,HD). 3.00 Martin Clunes: Man to Manta (R,S,HD). 4.00 Film: For Your Eyes Only (S,HD) (1981). James Bond spy thriller, starring Roger Moore. ●●●

ICEMAN MURDER MYSTERY 7pm, Channel 4

Scientists examine the preserved corpse of ‘Otzi’, a Neolithic man found frozen in a glacier in the Alps in 1991. They hope their autopsy will teach them more about life 5,000 years ago – but have only eight hours to carry out their analysis before the body must be returned to storage to prevent decomposition.

Channel 4

6.15 The Hoobs (R,S). 6.40 Street Velodrome (S). 7.10 How I Met Your Mother (S,HD). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.25 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.30 Secret Eaters (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2.25 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.25 Film: Hairspray (S,HD) (2007). Musical comedy, starring Nikki Blonsky and John Travolta. ●●●● 5.40 Deal or No Deal (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Power Rangers Super Samurai (R,S,HD). 10.35 Power Rangers Megaforce (R,S,HD). 11.10 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun (R,S,HD). 12.05 Police Interceptors (R,S). 1.05 Film: National Security (S) (2003). ●● 2.45 Film: Are We Done Yet? (S) (2007). Comedy sequel, starring Ice Cube. ●● 4.30 Film: Alpha and Omega (S,HD) (2010). Premiere. Animated adventure, with the voice of Justin Long. ●●

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6.05 Surf’s Up (S) (2007). Animated comedy, with the voice of Jeff Bridges. ●●●

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6.35 Channel 4 News (S). 6.55 Lent Diaries (S). 2/16. The lives of people who worship in Britain’s West African churches.

7.00 Countryfile (S,HD). Princess Anne invites Tom Heap to her Gloucestershire home, Gatcombe Park, which she runs as a working farm. Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

7.00 Great Barrier Reef (R,S,HD). 2/3. Monty Halls explores the wealth of habitats that make up the ecosystem.

7.30 Off Their Rockers (S,HD). 1/7. See Choices Above.

7.00 Iceman Murder Mystery (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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6.20 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 6.45 Catchphrase (S,HD). 4/12. Guessing game, hosted by Stephen Mulhern.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow (S,HD). 16/26. Fiona Bruce visits the Thiepval Memorial to the Missing of the Somme in France for an edition marking the centenary of the outbreak of the First World War.

8.00 Border Country: The Story of Britain’s Lost Middleland (S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. Rory Stewart examines how the borderlands became a zone of anarchy after Britain split into England and Scotland.

8.00 Return of the Black Death: Secret History (S). Experts investigate the deadly plague of the 14th century, revealing why the disease killed on such a large scale and how it still poses a threat today.

9.00 The Crimson Field (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 Louis Theroux’s LA Stories (S,HD). 3/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 Endeavour (S,HD). 2/4. As England and Argentina kick off in the World Cup quarter-final, Oxford’s streets are deserted. At an almost empty museum, Adrian Weiss, a specialist in heraldry and genealogy, is found dead – slain by a ceremonial dagger with links to 19th-century India. An entry in the visitors’ book leads Morse to a girls’ boarding school, where a note reading ‘Save Me’ is mysteriously slipped into his coat pocket. 1960s-set drama, starring Shaun Evans. See Choices Above.

7.45 5 News Weekend (S,HD). 7.50 Ladder 49 (S,HD) (2004). A firefighter trapped in a burning building reflects on the unforeseen events that led him to his chosen career. Drama, starring Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta and Jacinda Barrett. Edited for language. ●●

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6.30 Inspire: The Olympic Journey (S,HD). Gabby Logan meets wheelchair racing legend David Weir.

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6.35 Regional News (S,HD).

10.00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather (S,HD). 10.25 Match of the Day 2 (S,HD). Everton v Arsenal and West Ham United v Liverpool. Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the Premier League matches at Goodison Park and Upton Park respectively.

10.00 Formula 1: Bahrain Grand Prix Highlights (S,HD). Suzi Perry presents action from the Bahrain International Circuit in Sakhir, as the drivers contested the third race of the season.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S); Weather. 10.15 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Torvill & Dean (R,S,HD). 3/6. The ice-dancing duo discuss the challenges they have faced in life, including Christopher’s separation from his mother at a young age and Jayne’s struggle to start a family.

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11.30 The Graham Norton Show (R,S,HD). 1/13. With Russell Crowe, Kylie Minogue, Cameron Diaz and Richard Ayoade.

11.30 Cross of Iron (S,HD) (1977). Second World War drama, starring James Coburn. ●●●●

11.15 The Cube (R,S,HD). 9/9. A call centre manager and a project engineer compete.

11.20 What Lies Beneath (S,HD) (2000). Supernatural thriller, starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford. ●●●

10.00 The Next Three Days (S,HD) (2010). A professor’s wife is imprisoned for murdering her boss. Her distraught husband desperately tries to prove her innocence, but every attempt to get her released by legal means fails. When he learns she is contemplating suicide, he seeks the aid of a notorious prison escapee in organising a break-out. Drama, starring Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks and Liam Neeson. See Choices Above. ●●●

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12.15 Film: Jacknife (S) (1989). Drama, starring Robert De Niro. ●●● 1.55 Weatherview (S). 2.00 BBC News (S,HD).

1.40 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). 2.35 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Jonny and Bonnie’s big day arrives – but the groom is still working. 3.35 Sign Zone: Silk (R,S). Martha struggles to build a defence for ex-boyfriend Sean. Last in the series. 4.35 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.15 The Store. Home shopping. 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

1.40 The Good Wife (R,S,HD). 2.25 The Hotel (R,S,HD). Manager Mark makes plans to launch a new five-star breakfast. 3.20 Secret Removers (R,S,HD). Claire Smith and Judith Hopkins move a policeman’s family. 4.15 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 4.40 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 5.50 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.25 World’s Scariest Drivers (R,S,HD). 1.15 SuperCasino. 3.10 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

9.00 The Grey (S,HD) (2011). Premiere. Eight oil rig workers end up stranded in the middle of the Alaskan tundra when the plane flying them home crashes. With limited supplies, they must make a gruelling journey across the icy wilderness to civilisation, but their situation is made more perilous when a pack of ferocious wolves begins stalking them. Adventure, starring Liam Neeson, Frank Grillo and Dermot Mulroney. See Choices Above. ●●●●

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Return of the hidden-camera show in which fearless senior citizens play pranks on the public. Many of the first series’ most popular pensioners are back, joined by some new faces to cause mischief.

ITV2

6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.45 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 9.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 11.55 Britain’s Got More Talent: Most Amazing Moments (R,S,HD). 12.55 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.30 Film: Casper (S,HD) (1995). ●●●● 3.35 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway (R,S,HD). 5.00 Film: Cats & Dogs (S,HD) (2001). ●●●

HAWAII FIVE-0 9pm, Sky1

McGarrett joins forces with Grover to help him track down an old friend who has done a runner after apparently committing murder. Danny flirts with a woman he meets at a petrol station – but gets a shock when she ends up shot – and Kono continues her search for Adam.

6.25 Make It or Break It 7.15 Ugly Betty 8.00 Charmed 9.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 10.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Revenge (R,S,HD). 1.35 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 2.30 Come Dine with Me: Made in Chelsea Special (R,S,HD). 3.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power (S,HD). 7.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 9.00 Rio 2 Special (S). 9.30 The Empire Movie Awards 2014 (S). 10.00 WWE Superstars (R,HD). 11.00 WWE: Experience (HD). 12.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 1.00 Futurama (R,S). 2.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4.30 Disney’s Greatest Moments (R,S).

FILM PICKS

OFF THEIR ROCKERS 7.30pm, ITV

THE GREY 9pm, Channel 4

THE NEXT THREE DAYS 10pm, Channel 5

Eight oil rig workers must make a gruelling journey across the Alaskan tundra, stalked by a pack of ferocious wolves. Adventure, starring Liam Neeson.

GOLD

6.15 Waiting for God (S). A vicar suffers a nervous breakdown. 6.45 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 7.55 One Foot in the Grave (S). Victor falls victim to a hit-and-run driver. 8.50 Open All Hours (S). 12.50 Film: Carry On Cabby (1963). Comedy, starring Sid James and Hattie Jacques. ●●● 2.40 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 4.00 Blackadder the Third (S).

A professor tries to prove his imprisoned wife is innocent of murder. Drama, starring Russell Crowe and Elizabeth Banks.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 6.30 SNF – Match Choice (HD). 8.00 Game Changers (HD). 9.00 The Sunday Supplement (HD). 10.30 Goals on Sunday (HD). A review of yesterday’s football action. 12.30 Live Super Sunday (HD). Everton v Arsenal (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3.30 Live Super Sunday (HD). West Ham United v Liverpool (Kick-off 4.00pm).

Fast & Furious, 9pm

Star Trek: Insurrection, 8pm

Hawaii Five-0, 9pm

Extras, 10pm

Live Super Sunday, 12.30pm

6.55 Year One (S) (2009). Premiere. Prehistoric comedy, starring Jack Black and Michael Cera. ●●

6.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 12/22. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/24.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 19/22. The family goes on the run.

6.00 Open All Hours (S). 1/6. 6.40 Open All Hours (S). 2/6. Arkwright misses out on a sales opportunity.

6.30 Live Spanish Football (HD). Sevilla v Espanyol.

7.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 13/24. 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 14/24. Sheldon receives acting lessons.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 22/22. 7.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 8/24. Phil breaks into Jay’s secret room.

7.20 Open All Hours (S). 3/6. Arkwright advertises for a housekeeper.

8.00 Star Trek: Insurrection (S,HD) (1998). Captain Picard uncovers a plot to take over a peaceful world and turns renegade to protect its inhabitants. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Patrick Stewart and F Murray Abraham. ●●●

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9/24. Cam is determined to lead the Dolphins to victory in a big football game. 8.30 About a Boy (R,S,HD). 1/13.

8.00 Open All Hours (S). 4/6. Granville tries to impress a local beauty. 8.40 Open All Hours (S). 5/6. Nurse Gladys poses as a customer.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S,HD). 12/24. See Choices Above.

9.20 Open All Hours (S). 6/6. Arkwright plots to get into Nurse Gladys’s bedroom.

9.00 Fast & Furious (S,HD) (2009). An international fugitive and an FBI agent are forced to work together once again to bring a killer to justice. Thriller sequel, with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Michelle Rodriguez. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

10.05 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 6/6. Alex Zane presents a countdown of 50 clips on the theme of travel, featuring the world’s most enthusiastic trainspotter and a man who lives on his bike.

8.00 Live Spanish Football (HD). Real Valladolid v Valencia (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of tonight’s second La Liga match, which is staged at the Estadio Nuevo Jose Zorrilla.

10.00 Extras (S). 1/6. Guest 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Football Special (HD). starring Orlando Bloom. (S,HD). 11/24. The agents Everton v Arsenal and set out to locate a West Ham United v 10.40 Extras (S). 2/6. With suspected war criminal Liverpool. Highlights of guest star David Bowie. who has been living the Premier League under their noses in LA matches at Goodison for the past 20 years. Park and Upton Park Kensi learns the respectively. objective of her mission in Afghanistan.

11.00 An Idiot Abroad 3 11.10 Party Wright Around 11.05 My Mad Fat Diary (R,S,HD). 7/7. Part two of (R,S,HD). 1/3. Karl the World (R,S,HD). 6/6. two. A crisis with Chloe Pilkington goes touring Mark Wright heads to leads Rae to a dark again – this time Byron Bay, Australia. place. Last in the series. accompanied by Last in the series. Warwick Davis.

11.20 Nighty Night (S). 4/6. Don tries to reconcile with Cath.

11.30 Football Gold (S,HD). Liverpool v Newcastle United from 1995/96. 11.45 Football Gold (HD). Liverpool v Manchester United from the 1998/99 season.

12.10 Tricked: Favourite Tricks (R,S,HD). Highlights from the series. 1.10 Mom (R,S,HD). 1.35 Mom (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Vampire Diaries (R,S,HD). Stefan intervenes when his brother’s behaviour escalates. 2.45 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Getting On. The Icing the Cake initiative gains popularity. 12.40 Shooting Stars (S). Comedy quiz, with guests Example, Si King, Camilla Dallerup and Linda Henry. 1.20 Outnumbered (S). 1.50 Outnumbered (S). 2.20 Shooting Stars (S). 3.00 Close

12.00 Spanish Football (HD). 1.00 Football Special (HD). Everton v Arsenal and West Ham United v Liverpool. 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 2.45 Football Gold (S). 3.00 Spanish Football (HD). 4.00 Football Special (HD). 5.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 5.45 Football Gold (S,HD).

12.10 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.40 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.10 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 1.40 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.05 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.30 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.50 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 3.15 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus.

12.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). With guests Andy Murray and Jason Manford. 1.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 2.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Emergency Abroad (R,S,HD). 5.00 Emergency Abroad (R,S,HD).

BBC3

7.00 The Voice UK: The Live Final (R,S,HD). The last four singers duet with their coaches in a bid for the title. Last in the series. 9.05 Hair (R,S,HD). The three remaining stylists battle in the grand final. Last in the series. 10.05 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Brian becomes a bestselling writer. 10.30 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 10.50 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 11.15 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 11.35 Bad Education (R,S,HD). The school is plunged into financial ruin. 12.05 Killer Magic (R,S,HD). 12.35 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 1.05 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 1.35 Life and Death Row (R,S,HD). 2.35 Life and Death Row (R,S,HD). 3.50 Great Movie Mistakes: Revenge of the Fifth (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 The Man Who Knew Too Much (HD) (1956). An American couple’s son is kidnapped by spies, throwing them into a frantic race to rescue him. Hitchcock’s remake of his 1934 thriller, starring James Stewart and Doris Day. ●●●● 9.00 Doris Day: Virgin Territory (R). Profile of the American actress. 10.00 Hidcote: A Garden for All Seasons (R,HD). The creation of Hidcote Manor Garden in Gloucestershire. 11.00 Natural World (R,HD). How animals cope with mountain life in the Himalayas. 12.00 The Wonder of Weeds (R,HD). 1.00 Doris Day: Virgin Territory (R). 2.00 Hidcote: A Garden for All Seasons (R,HD). 3.00 Natural World (R,HD).

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TV PICKS

UNDENIABLE 9pm, ITV

Twenty-three years after witnessing her mother’s murder, a woman encounters the man she believes is the killer. Drama, starring Claire Goose and Peter Firth.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (S,HD). 11.45 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 BBC Regional News and Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 4.00 More Creatures Great and Small (S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

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GREAT BRITISH MENU 7.30pm, BBC2

The culinary competition returns, with chefs battling it out for the opportunity to cook at a banquet at St Paul’s Cathedral to mark the 70th anniversary of D-Day. The first edition features entrants from Northern Ireland, with returning finalist Raymond McArdle taking on Chris McGowan and Will Brown.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer 7.05 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.50 Saints and Scroungers 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 The Restaurant Man 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Instant Restaurant 1.45 Cash in the Attic 2.15 Cagney & Lacey 3.00 Triathlon 4.15 Great British Bake Off 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

THE TREASURE HUNTERS 9pm, BBC1

The first of two programmes in which Dallas Campbell and Ellie Harrison seek out the Earth’s natural treasures, beginning with gemstones.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Celebrity interviews and topical studio discussion. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet (S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

LAW & DISORDER: CATCHING CRIMS LIVE 10pm, Channel 5

Documentary using Britain’s network of CCTV cameras to capture crimes as they happen, following police forces across the nation. Viewers will be asked to identify criminals from the footage and the programme’s secret cameras film a crime as it is committed.

Channel 4

6.45 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.10 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.30 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Fifteen To One (S). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 Diagnosis Murder (R,S). 3.20 Film: Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match (S) (1973). See Choices Above. ●●● 4.55 Access. 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours Kate lays her heart on the line for Brennan. (R,S,HD).

Rev, 10pm

I Never Knew That About … 8pm

Shop Secrets … 8.30pm

The Gadget Show, 7pm

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6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 13/25. George Bush Sr moves in across the street. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). 6.30 5 News (S,HD). 6.35 Criminals: Caught on Camera (S,HD). 1/5. The use of CCTV to fight crime.

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). 7.30 Bang Goes the Theory (S,HD). The team investigates dangerous strains of flu. Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 120/140. Quiz hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Escape to the Continent (S,HD). 1/20. New series. People considering moving from Britain to Europe. 7.30 Great British Menu (S,HD). 1/45. See Choices Above.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Priya is rushed to hospital. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Owen is pushed to breaking point by Phelan’s new foreman.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.55 Lent Diaries (S). 3/16. The lives of people who worship in Britain’s West African churches.

7.00 The Gadget Show (S,HD).

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Bianca worries as she awaits her gene test results. 8.30 Don’t Take My Car: Bailiffs Undercover – Panorama (S,HD). A report on the bailiffs who chase unpaid parking tickets.

8.00 University Challenge (S,HD). 37/37. The final of the student quiz. Last in the series. 8.30 Mary Berry Cooks (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 I Never Knew That About Britain (S,HD). 6/8. A monkey legend, flying to work and a hunt for gold. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Marcus tells Maria he is going to London for a while.

8.00 The Truth about Low Fat Food: Channel 4 Dispatches (S). Investigating potential inaccuracies in the labelling of popular food brands. 8.30 Shop Secrets: Tricks of the Trade (S,HD). 4/8.

8.00 Police Interceptors (S,HD). Twenty officers descend on a hotel to arrest members of a gang, Jon and Maya raid a cannabis farm, and Sgt Carlin stops a man with a gun hidden in his vehicle. Last in the series.

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9.00 The Treasure Hunters (S,HD). 1/2. See Choices Above.

9.00 Coffee Shop Hotshots: Business Boomers (S,HD). 1/4. New series. Businesses that have survived the economic downturn, beginning with the success of coffee-shop franchises in the UK and the ways the different outlets battle for custom.

9.00 Undeniable (S,HD). 1/2. See Choices Above.

9.00 One Born Every Minute (S). 7/8. A couple who were told their baby may have sight and hearing problems arrive at Southmead wondering what to expect, while parents of four boys hope their next child will be a girl.

9.00 Shops and Robbers: Britain’s War on Shoplifters (S,HD). The sophisticated tricks and ingenious scams thieves employ to steal from stores, including using specially adapted outfits and props, and disabling security tabs.

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10.00 Rev (S,HD). 3/6. A local artist offers to make a £60,000 donation to St Saviour’s. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News West Country (S); Weather. 10.35 The Agenda (S,HD). 9/10. Tom Bradby and guests look to the week ahead.

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (S). 8/9. With Alex Jones, Josh Widdicombe and Katherine Ryan. 10.50 Shut Your Facebook (S). The nation’s most shameless social media addicts.

10.00 Law & Disorder: Catching Crims Live (S,HD). 1/2. See Choices Above.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 BBC Regional News and Weather (S). 10.35 The Michael McIntyre Chat Show (S,HD). 5/6. The funnyman meets Holly Willoughby, Ray Winstone and Dynamo.

11.25 Regional Programme (S). 11.55 Regional Programme (R,S,HD).

11.20 Louis Theroux’s LA Stories (R,S,HD). 3/3. Louis spends time with sex offenders who are on parole. Last in the series.

11.05 Inside Death Row with Trevor McDonald (R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. An interview with murderer Fredrick Baer.

11.20 Gogglebox (R,S). 5/12. Viewers’ thoughts on recent TV.

11.00 Closing Time: Newcastle After Dark (S,HD). 1/4. New series. The problems caused by binge drinking in city centres, beginning in Newcastle.

12.40 Weatherview (S). 12.45 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: A Very British Renaissance (R,S,HD). The era in which Britain embraced cutting-edge art, literature, architecture and science. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD). 4.00 Schools – I Was There: The Great War (S,HD). 5.00 Schools – History Hunt (R,S,HD).

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly (S,HD). A look ahead to the quarter-final second-leg matches. 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 4.10 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.20 New Worlds (R,S,HD). Drama set in the turbulent 1680s. 1.20 Random Acts (S,HD). 1.25 Hostages (R,S,HD). 2.10 The Good Wife (R,S,HD). 3.00 Secret Removers (R,S,HD). The team moves a couple’s belongings into their new home. 3.55 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 4.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 Autopsy: Whitney Houston’s Last Hours (R,S,HD). 1.00 Fat for Cash (R,S,HD). 1.50 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.30 Killing Spree: Terror in Paradise (R,S,HD). 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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Emily has tests to determine the cause of her recent blackouts, as divorce lawyer Stevie Grayson makes contact with her - but she does not remember asking her to terminate her marriage. Elsewhere, Victoria discovers that there has been a fire at the art gallery. Guest starring Gail Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Grady.

Mary demonstrates recipes for a summer lunch, including salmon fillets with herb sauce, ham with homemade chutney, and beef with garlic and mustard cream.

ITV2 7.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.30 Dinner Date 9.30 Real Housewives of Atlanta 10.30 Real Housewives of New Jersey 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker 12.30 Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street 2.00 Jeremy Kyle Show 4.10 Real Housewives of New Jersey (S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker

E4 6.00 Switched 6.25 90210 7.10 Ugly Betty 8.00 Glee 9.00 Made in Chelsea 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Rude(ish) Tube 12.00 Rules of Engagement 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 Charmed (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Muppets: Most Wanted Special (R,S,HD). 9.30 Yonderland (R,S,HD). 10.00 Futurama (R,S). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

REVENGE 9pm, E4

MARY BERRY COOKS 8.30pm, BBC2

COLUMBO: THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH 3.20pm, Channel 5

An American chess champion fears he is about to be beaten by a superior player from Russia, and decides the only sure-fire way he can avoid defeat is by murdering his opponent. Detective drama, starring Peter Falk alongside Laurence Harvey, Jack Kruschen, Lloyd Bochner, Heidi Bruhl, Paul Jenkins, Michael Fox and Mathias Reitz Edited for flashing images.

GOLD 8.20 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! 9.40 Goodnight Sweetheart. 10.20 One Foot in the Grave 11.00 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 11.40 Yes Minister 12.20 Last of the Summer Wine 1.40 To the Manor Born 2.20 The Green Green Grass (S). 3.00 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! (S). 4.20 Goodnight Sweetheart. 5.00 One Foot in the Grave 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Football Special (HD). 10.30 Spanish Football (HD). 11.30 Scottish Premiership Football (HD). 12.00 Spanish Football (HD). 1.00 Football Special (HD). 2.30 Spanish Football (HD). 3.30 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD). 4.00 Game Changers (HD). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

American Pie â&#x20AC;Ś 10pm

Revenge, 9pm

Modern Family, 8.30pm

Harry Hillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TV Burp, 8pm

Live Monday Night â&#x20AC;Ś 7pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 19/30. Alan from London chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 15/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 16/24.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 14/24. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 13/22.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 3/11. Cooper and Walsh try out a new crime-fighting technique.

6.00 FL72 Review. A roundup of recent matches.

7.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). Potty pensioners and cute cats and dogs. 7.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). A boy who can walk up walls.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Fraser hopes to gain leverage over Freddie. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 20/22.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 9/22. A corporation buys Springfield Elementary School. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/22.

7.00 Bring Me Morecambe & Wise (S). 4/5. Celebrating the duoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sketches based around Ernieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plays.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1/24. Pilot of the comedy, starring Charlie Sheen. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2/24. Seagulls invade Jakeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s room.

8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 12/22. Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect to catch a car thief. 8.30 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 9/24.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 14/22. Grampa revisits his days as a feared TV wrestler. 8.30 Modern Family (S,HD). 10/24. Jay takes Manny to chop down a Christmas tree.

8.00 Harry Hillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TV Burp. 3/13. Comic view of Casualty. 8.30 Harry Hillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TV Burp. 4/13. Comic view of the weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s small-screen highlights.

9.00 Mom (S,HD). 17/22. Christy is asked to speak at Reginaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sentencing trial. 9.30 Mom (R,S,HD). 7/22. Christy clashes with Lukeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s conservative parents.

9.00 Revenge (S,HD). 14/22. See Choices Above.

9.00 Modern Family (S,HD). 11/24. Phil tries to share his love of dancing with unenthusiastic son Luke. 9.30 About a Boy (S,HD). 2/13. Will agrees to babysit Marcus on the same day he is invited to a pool party.

9.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (S). 5/7. Classic sketches by messrs Corbett and Barker, including Squash, Identical Dialogue Party, Real Water and Rhyming Vicar. Singer Renee Olstead performs.

7.00 Live Monday Night Football (HD). Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the Premier League meeting at White Hart Lane, where the visitors are in desperate need of points. The hostsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; chances of finishing in the top four seem to be finished for another season, and it is the Black Cats who arguably are in greater need of a victory, as they are still in danger of relegation despite their improvement under Gus Poyet.

10.00 Star-Crossed (R,S,HD). 10.00 American Pie 10.00 Made in Chelsea (S). 1/13. Sci-fi adventure Presents: The Naked 1/11. New series. Jamieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about the blossoming Mile (S,HD) (2006). A infidelities become romance between a timid teenager attends common knowledge human girl and an alien a raucous college party within the group, boy when he and others in a bid to live up to his Spencer threatens to of his kind are cousinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wild reputation. ruin Alex and Binkyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s integrated into a Comedy, starring John romantic break in Goa, suburban high school. White, Eugene Levy and and Victoria seeks peace Steve Talley. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? with Cheska.

10.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 7/8. Part one of two. Del and Rodney get the chance to leave Peckham behind for a holiday in the Florida sun. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star.

11.00 How I Met Your 11.00 A League of Their Mother (R,S,HD). 19/22. Own (R,S,HD). 1/11. Barney finds a date for With Jack Whitehall, Ted. Steven Gerrard, John Bishop and Georgie 11.30 How I Met Your Thompson. Mother (R,S,HD). 12/22. 12.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Pilot of the comedy, starring Charlie Sheen. 12.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.05 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.35 Dads (R,S,HD). 2.00 Lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funniest Moments (R). 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.20 Being Erica (R,S,HD). 3.05 Glee (R,S,HD). 3.50 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 4.45 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). Marc and Amanda give Betty a raunchy makeover.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 1.55 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 2.45 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 3.35 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

7.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S,HD). A couple from Swansea sample life away from a doting mother. Last in the series. 8.00 Invasion of the Job Snatchers (R,S,HD). Trainees learn what is expected of them in the workplace. 9.00 Banged Up & Left to Fail? (S,HD). 10.00 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News (R,S,HD). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Banged Up & Left to Fail? (R,S,HD). 1.30 Life and Death Row (R,S,HD). 2.30 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News (R,S,HD). 3.00 Banged Up & Left to Fail? (R,S,HD).

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7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 Hidden Killers: The Edwardian Home (R,HD). Part two of two. Mishaps caused by early electrical equipment. 9.00 Rule Britannia! Music, Mischief and Morals in the 18th Century (HD). 10.00 Building Burmaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Death Railway: Moving Half the Mountain (R,HD). 11.00 Imagine: Tom Jones â&#x20AC;&#x201C; What Good Am I? (R,HD). 12.00 Versailles: The Dream of a King (R,HD). 1.00 Brushing Up On â&#x20AC;&#x201C; British Schools (R). 1.30 Hidden Killers: The Edwardian Home (R,HD). 2.30 Rule Britannia! Music, Mischief and Morals in the 18th Century (R).

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TV PICKS

THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE 8pm, BBC2

KIRSTIEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 8pm, Channel 4

Kirstie Allsopp meets a couple who are looking for a home in the commuter heartlands of Hertfordshire and Buckinghamshire and have a lengthy wish list. But with city boy James feeling nervous about leaving London behind, and Ali struggling to see the potential in properties, Kirstie faces a challenge to please them both.

The three finalists take on their last set of challenges before judges Patrick Grant and May Martin decide who wins the title.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Get Done, Get Dom (S,HD). 11.45 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 BBC Regional News and Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 4.00 More Creatures Great and Small (S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

BBC2

7.05 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Get Done, Get Dom (R,S,HD). 7.50 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 1.05 The Super League Show (R,S). 1.50 Golf: The Masters â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2013 Review (S,HD). 2.45 Coast (R,S,HD). 3.15 Planet Earth (R,S,HD). 4.15 The Great British Bake Off (R,S,HD). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S,HD).

SHETLAND 9pm, BBC1

Part one of two. A scientist is killed on Perezâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s childhood home of Fair Isle â&#x20AC;&#x201C; but incoming storms leave him working in isolation and force the suspects to gather under one roof.

ITV

CANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T PAY? WEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;LL TAKE IT AWAY!: FINAL DEMAND 9pm, Channel 5

A special edition of the programme giving an insight into the world of debt collection. There are updates from some of the stories featured in the series earlier in the year; and two new cases reveal that life-changing debt can affect anyone. Last in the series.

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet (S,HD). A woman looks for a new home for her pet rabbits. 3.00 Dickinsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.10 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.30 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Fifteen To One (S). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 14/25. The family visits an exclusive country club. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Fraser hopes to gain leverage over Freddie.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Sasha springs a surprise. 6.30 5 News (S,HD). 6.35 Criminals: Caught on Camera (S,HD). 2/5.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Priya decides to see a GP. 7.30 Live UEFA Champions League (S,HD). Chelsea v Paris Saint-Germain (Kick-off 7.45pm). Adrian Chiles is joined by Roy Keane and Lee Dixon to present coverage of the quarter-final second leg at Stamford Bridge. The Blues will know that the key to their progression to the last four is likely to depend on their ability to handle the threat of Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who has been in outstanding form this season and played under Jose Mourinho at Inter Milan. Commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. Subsequent programmes subject to change. See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.55 Lent Diaries (S). 4/16. The lives of people who worship in Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s West African churches.

7.00 Police Interceptors: Stop & Search (R,S,HD). The most memorable moments from the documentary. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Kirstieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Best of Both Worlds (S,HD). 7/7. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (S,HD). A man is driven from his Somerset home after a campaign by animal rights activists, and a woman has a restraining order taken out against her over a driveway. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 New Worlds (S,HD). 2/4. Ned is dispatched to England by his father, Abe attempts to assassinate the king and Judge Jeffreys puts pressure on Will Blood to produce evidence against Angelica and her husband.

9.00 Canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Pay? Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll Take It Away!: Final Demand (S,HD). 5/5. See Choices Above.

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Pay? Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 NCIS (R,S). Tony tries to track down Ziva in North Africa. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 Diagnosis Murder (R,S). 3.20 Film: Columbo: Blueprint for Murder (S) (1972). Crime drama, directed by and starring Peter Falk. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Bianca and Sonia are on edge as they receive their test results. Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 26/52. Harry is intrigued to learn Raf and Amyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s marriage is not quite as perfect as it appears. Dominic offends best friend Zosia, while Jac tries to clear the air with Jonny.

8.00 The Great British Sewing Bee (S,HD). 8/8. See Choices Above.

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9.00 Shetland (S,HD). 5/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Battle for Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Breakfast (S). Documentary examining the events surrounding the launches of the first national breakfast television programmes by the BBC and ITV in 1983. Peter Snow narrates.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 BBC Regional News and Weather (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You (S,HD). 1/9. Jennifer Saunders hosts as the comedy news quiz returns.

10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme (R,S,HD). 5/6. With Dan Cruickshank, Martin Lewis and Gabriella Ellis. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News West Country (S); Weather. 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time (S,HD). Borussia Dortmund v Real Madrid and Chelsea v Paris Saint-Germain. Action from the opening quarter-final second-leg matches.

10.15 12 Year Old Lifer: True Stories (R,S,HD). In April 2010, 12-year-old Paul Gingerich helped his friend Colt Lundy, 15, shoot and kill his stepfather Phillip Danner in America. This documentary explores their case.

10.00 The Mentalist (S,HD). 15/22. Grace is kidnapped by the killer who has been hunting down former members of the CBI, but the prime suspect appears to have a watertight alibi.

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6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 121/140. Quiz hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Escape to the Continent (S,HD). 2/20. A Nottinghamshire couple hoping to move to Austria. 7.30 Great British Menu (S,HD). 2/45. The Northern Ireland chefs prepare seafood courses.

11.20 The Box (S,HD) (2008). See Choices Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

11.20 Border Country: The Story of Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lost Middleland (R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. How the border regions became a zone of anarchy.

11.35 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R,S). Steve rescues an injured booby bird while surfing.

11.25 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Grand National Special (R,S). 2/15. With Frankie Dettori, Enrique Iglesias, Will.i.am and Ruth Jones.

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (S,HD). 10/24. Cragen orders Benson off a case. 11.55 Body of Proof (R,S,HD). 16/20. The team investigates a double murder.

1.05 Weatherview (S). 1.10 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: The Plantagenets (R,S). The story of Englandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s longest-ruling royal dynasty. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Modern Monarchy (R,S,HD). The role of todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s British royal family. 5.00 Schools â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Spark (R,S,HD). Nine adults talk about why they enjoy their jobs.

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Loose Women (R,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.25 Random Acts (S). 12.30 Poker (S). The Pokerstars.com EPT Super High Roller event in London. 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 1.50 Trans World Sport (R,S). Including a profile of 12-year-old golfer Latanna Stone. 2.45 Street Velodrome (R,S). 3.15 Secret Removers (R,S,HD). 4.10 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.50 Body of Proof (R,S,HD). 1.35 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (R,S). 2.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.30 The Limbless Mountaineer (R,S,HD). A man who lost his hands and feet to frostbite tries to climb the Matterhorn. 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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ITV2 7.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.30 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 9.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

McGarrett joins forces with Grover to help him track down an old friend who has done a runner after apparently committing murder. Danny flirts with a woman he meets at a petrol station â&#x20AC;&#x201C; but gets a shock when she ends up shot â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and Kono continues her search for Adam.

E4 8.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 9.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 12.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 Charmed (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Yonderland (R,S,HD). 10.00 Futurama (R,S). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). Marcus Stanton tries to improve customer satisfaction. 3.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

HAWAII FIVE-0 8pm, Sky1

LIVE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 7.30pm, ITV

THE BOX 11.20pm, BBC1

THE FACULTY 10.50pm, ITV2

A couple receive a box that will make them rich at the press of a button â&#x20AC;&#x201C; but if they do so, someone will die. Sci-fi thriller, with Cameron Diaz and James Marsden.

GOLD 8.10 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! (S). 9.30 Goodnight Sweetheart. 10.10 One Foot in the Grave (S). 10.50 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? (S). 11.30 Yes Minister (S). 12.10 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 1.30 To the Manor Born (S). 2.10 The Green Green Grass (S). 2.50 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! (S). 4.10 Goodnight Sweetheart. 4.50 One Foot in the Grave (S). 5.30 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Six high-school students discover their teachers have been replaced by aliens planning to take over the world. Sci-fi horror, with Elijah Wood and Jordana Brewster.

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Monday Night Football (HD). 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 12.30 FL72 Review. 1.30 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD). 2.00 Monday Night Football (HD). Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland. 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 5.30 The Fantasy Football Club (S,HD).

The Vampire Diaries, 9pm

Bodyshockers ... 9.50pm

A League of Their Own, 11pm

Only Fools and Horses, 6.50pm

Soccer Special, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 30/30. Londoner Ro chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/24.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 16/24. Phil is bitten by jealousy. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 13/22.

6.00 Revista De La Liga (HD). Highlights from La Liga.

7.00 Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Got More Talent: LOL Moments (R,S,HD). Stephen Mulhern looks at the biggest and best laughout-loud moments.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Grace finds herself torn between love and family. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 21/22.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 8/22. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 12/22. Moeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bar towel turns out to have a life of its own.

6.10 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 5/11. 6.50 Only Fools and Horses (S). 7/8. Part one of two. Del and Rodney get the chance to leave Peckham behind for a holiday in the Florida sun. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 3/24. Alan plans a fun-filled weekend with his son. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 4/24. Charlieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cleaning lady quits her job.

8.00 The Simpsons Movie (S,HD) (2007). Springfield faces destruction. Animated comedy, with the voices of Dan Castellaneta and Nancy Cartwright. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

8.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12/24. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (S). 5/7. Classic sketches by messrs Corbett and Barker, including Squash, Real Water and Rhyming Vicar. Singer Renee Olstead performs.

9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11/24. The agents set out to locate a suspected war criminal who has been living under their noses in LA for the past 20 years. Kensi learns the objective of her mission in Afghanistan.

9.00 Harry Hillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TV Burp. 5/13. Comic view of small-screen highlights. 9.30 Harry Hillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TV Burp. 6/13. Comic view of small-screen highlights.

9.50 Bodyshockers: My 9.00 The Vampire Diaries Tattoo Hell (R,S,HD). (S,HD). 15/22. Nadia 3/4. Katie Piper recalls her centuries-long continues her search for her mother, exploration of body while Stefan, Caroline modification in Magaluf, and Matt make a where she meets Stefan, desperate plan to save who got a drunken Elena. tattoo.

7.00 Sportswomen (HD). The biggest talkingpoints in the world of womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sport. 7.30 Soccer Special (HD). Julian Warren introduces pre-match reports and news of all tonightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s goals as they go in, while studio guests keep an eye on the big games and talking points.

10.00 Only Fools and Horses 10.00 Revista De La Liga 10.00 The Smoke (R,S,HD). 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (S). 8/8. Part two of two. 7/8. A flammable tanker (R,S,HD). 4/10. With Sam (HD). Scott Minto (R,S,HD). 17/24. Sheldon The Trotters arrive in overturns on one of Bailey, Alex Brooker and presents highlights of decides to make new America and promptly Londonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s busiest roads, Tom Daley. the latest La Liga friends. suffer a setback when and Kev faces a race matches in Spain. 10.50 The Faculty (S,HD) their camper van is against time to prevent (1998). See Choices burgled, and a Mafia a potentially devastating Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? gang targets Del. explosion. Feature-length episode of the comedy.

1.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Alan plans a fun-filled weekend with his son. 1.25 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Charlieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cleaning lady quits her job. 1.50 Lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funniest Moments (R). 2.15 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

11.25 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/24. 11.55 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 8/13. Audrey pretends to colleagues that she is pregnant.

11.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 8/10. With Vincent Kompany, Lee Mack and Billie Piper.

12.25 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.55 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 1.55 Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell (R,S,HD). 2.50 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.10 Bobâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Burgers (R,S,HD). 3.35 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 4.25 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.00 An Idiot Abroad 3 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

11.00 Premier League Review (HD). A look back at recent fixtures in the English Premier League.

12.05 The Young Ones (S). Mr Balowski becomes a mad axeman. 12.50 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Eddie hooks a rich toyboy. 1.25 The Royle Family (S). Antony displays his juggling skills. 1.55 The Young Ones (S). Mr Balowski becomes a mad axeman. 2.30 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 3.00 Close

12.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD). 1.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.30 Football Asia (S). 2.00 Revista De La Liga (HD). 3.00 Premier League Review (HD). 4.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD). 5.00 Football League Gold (S,HD). 5.15 Football League Gold (S,HD).

BBC3

7.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride (R,S). Childhood sweethearts Paula and Rodney prepare to tie the knot. 8.00 Junior Paramedics (S,HD). Highlights of the first series. Last in the series. 9.00 The Call Centre (S,HD). New series. The documentary charting life at a call centre returns. 10.00 Sweat the Small Stuff (S,HD). With Nick Grimshaw. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 The Call Centre (R,S,HD). 1.10 Sweat the Small Stuff (R,S,HD). 1.40 Banged Up & Left to Fail? (R,S,HD). 2.35 Bamboo (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Call Centre (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). Michael Portillo visits Scotlandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s smallest railway station. 8.00 Mud, Sweat and Tractors: The Story of Agriculture (R). Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s relationship with the land. 9.00 British Gardens in Time: Great Dixter (HD). New series. Exploring the designs of Christopher Lloyd. 10.00 The First World War (R). 10.50 The Richest Songs in the World (R,HD). The 10 songs that have earned the most money. 12.20 Wild Wales (R). 1.20 Britain by Bike (R). 1.50 Mud, Sweat and Tractors: The Story of Agriculture (R). 2.50 British Gardens in Time: Great Dixter (R).

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IAN HISLOP’S OLDEN DAYS – THE POWER OF THE PAST IN BRITAIN 9pm, BBC2

MASTERCHEF 8pm, BBC1

The satirist explores Britain’s obsession with the past, beginning with King Arthur and Alfred the Great.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (S,HD). 11.45 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 BBC Regional News and Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 4.00 More Creatures Great and Small (S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

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John Torode and Gregg Wallace present the third heat. The six hopefuls begin by dishing up their Calling Card, a single plate of food that represents who they are, followed by the Invention Test. After two cooks are sent home, things get serious, with the rest preparing dinner for 2006 MasterChef winner Peter Bayless.

BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (R,S,HD). 7.45 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 8.15 Sign Zone (R,S). 10.30 Sign Zone: See Hear (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Instant Restaurant (R,S). 1.45 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.30 Cagney & Lacey (R,S). 3.15 Planet Earth (R,S,HD). 4.15 The Great British Bake Off (R,S,HD). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S,HD).

LAW & ORDER: UK 9pm, ITV

Ronnie and Joe investigate the death of an elderly woman found at a wellknown suicide spot, and Kate jeopardises her career as she struggles to remain professional during the case.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet (S,HD). Finding a new home for a collie cross. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

SECRET EATERS 8pm, Channel 4

Lorraine and her daughter Cori from south London agree to have their diets scrutinised 24 hours a day, and with a team tracking their snacking in and out of the home, evidence soon emerges of some rather unusual eating and drinking habits – including pizzas topped with shepherd’s pie.

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 Diagnosis Murder (R,S). 3.10 Film: Columbo Likes the Nightlife (S,HD) (2003). Detective drama, starring Peter Falk. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). 6.30 5 News (S,HD). 6.35 Criminals: Caught on Camera (S,HD). 3/5. The use of CCTV to fight crime.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Marlon faces a big decision. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Phelan tells Anna he will leave her family alone if she sleeps with him.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.55 Lent Diaries (S). 5/16. The lives of people who worship in Britain’s West African churches.

7.00 Police Interceptors: Stop & Search (R,S,HD). Another selection of memorable moments from the series. Followed by 5 News Update.

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6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 15/25. Bart bankrupts Krusty. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Grace finds herself torn between love and family.

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6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

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6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 122/140. Quiz hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Escape to the Continent (S,HD). 3/20. A recently married couple hoping to move to Valencia. 7.30 Great British Menu (S,HD). 3/45. The Northern Ireland chefs prepare main courses.

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine show featuring topical reports from around the UK. Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 MasterChef (S,HD). 7/24. See Choices Above.

8.00 Under Offer: Estate Agents on the Job (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 Big Star’s Little Star (S,HD). 3/8. A peek into the home lives of the stars, with Sam Bailey and her son Tommy, Shane Lynch and his daughter Billie Rae, and Alison Hammond with her son Aidan. Stephen Mulhern hosts.

8.00 Secret Eaters (S). 5/8. See Choices Above.

8.00 Raoul Moat: Northumbria Rampage (S,HD). The events leading to Raoul Moat’s actions in July 2010, when he shot his former partner and her new boyfriend, before wounding a police officer while on the run. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Monkey Planet (S,HD). 2/3. George McGavin reveals how primates live in close family and social groups, from the emperor tamarins of Peru to the South African vervet monkeys working against predators.

9.00 Ian Hislop’s Olden Days – The Power of the Past in Britain (S). 1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Law & Order: UK (S,HD). 5/8. See Choices Above.

9.00 Dead Famous DNA (S,HD). 3/3. Scientist Mark Evans sets out to obtain genetic samples from some of history’s most important figures, hoping to extract DNA and shed new light on their lives. Last in the series.

9.00 Britain’s Crime Capitals: Crime Map (S,HD). A look at the nation’s cities, towns and streets that are most affected by burglary, criminal damage, anti-social behaviour, violent attacks and murder.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 BBC Regional News and Weather (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 Marine “A”: Criminal or Casualty of War? (S,HD). The case of the former Royal Marine convicted for shooting dead an injured Afghan insurgent.

10.00 W1A (S,HD). 4/4. Siobhan and her team unveil their idea for a new BBC logo. Last in the series. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News West Country (S); Weather. 10.35 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans (R,S,HD). 1/3. The comedian travels across South Africa and Zambia helping to hand-rear orphaned animals.

10.00 The £60,000 Puppy: Cloning Man’s Best Friend (S). Documentary following a unique competition in which one lucky British dog owner will win the chance to have his or her beloved pooch cloned by a South Korean research facility.

10.00 NCIS (S,HD). 10/24. Gibbs and the team investigate the death of a Navy lieutenant commander’s husband, while Tony’s father visits for Christmas. Guest starring Robert Wagner.

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11.25 The Michael McIntyre Chat Show (R,S,HD). 5/6. The funnyman meets Holly Willoughby, Ray Winstone and Dynamo.

11.20 Golf: The Masters – 2014 Preview (S,HD). Hazel Irvine presents a look ahead to the tournament. 11.50 Coffee Shop Hotshots: Business Boomers (R,S,HD). 1/4.

11.40 Baboons with Bill Bailey (R,S,HD). 1/8. The everyday lives of South Africa’s baboons.

11.00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under (S,HD). 4/8. The doctors visit Bondi Beach, Sydney.

11.00 Castle (S,HD). 16/24. Part one of two. Beckett and the author discover evidence of a terrorist attack. 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S,HD). 5/22. A police dog handler is murdered.

12.15 Weatherview (S). 12.20 BBC News (S,HD).

12.50 Sign Zone: See Hear (R,S,HD). 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools – The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time: From Page to Stage (R,S,HD). How the book by Mark Haddon was transformed into a theatre production. 5.00 Schools – Bringing Books to Life (R,S,HD).

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 British Touring Car Championship (HD). Round one from Brands Hatch in Kent. 4.10 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.00 Random Acts (S). 12.05 Music on 4: Music Nation (S). 12.35 Film: Employee of the Month (S,HD) (2006). See Choices Above. ●● 2.25 Film: A Mighty Heart (S,HD) (2007). See Choices Above. ●●●● 4.10 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.50 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (R,S,HD). 1.35 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (R,S). 2.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.30 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief (R,S,HD). Advice for a London music shop and a Bedfordshire garden centre. 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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New documentary series offering an insight into the UK’s varied property market, following estate agents around the nation as they go about their daily work.

ITV2 8.30 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 9.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Most Amazing Moments (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,HD).

E4 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). 8.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 9.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 12.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 Charmed (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Yonderland (R,S,HD). 10.00 Futurama (R,S). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). The man responsible for the smooth operation of the runway. 3.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

BRITAIN’S GOT MORE TALENT: SINGERS & DANCERS 7pm, ITV2

UNDER OFFER: ESTATE AGENTS ON THE JOB 8pm, BBC2

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 12.35am, Channel 4

A MIGHTY HEART 2.25am, Channel 4

Drama based on the true story of journalist Mariane Pearl, whose husband was kidnapped and murdered. Starring Angelina Jolie and Dan Futterman.

A lazy shelf stacker and a checkout attendant compete to win a company award. Comedy, with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson.

GOLD 7.20 Sorry!. 8.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 9.20 Goodnight Sweetheart. 10.00 One Foot in the Grave (S). 10.40 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? (S). 11.20 Yes Minister (S). 12.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 1.20 To the Manor Born (S). 2.00 Sorry!. 2.40 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 4.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 4.40 One Foot in the Grave (S). 5.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD). 10.00 Revista De La Liga (HD). 11.00 Sporting Greats (S). 12.30 Football Asia (S). 1.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD). 2.00 Revista De La Liga (HD). Highlights from La Liga. 3.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD).

Couples Retreat, 10pm

The Big Bang Theory, 6pm

The Simpsons, 6.30pm

dinnerladies, 8.40pm

Live UEFA ... 7pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 29/30. Rachel from Derby looks for love.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 19/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/24.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 18/24. Claire and Cam fall out. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/22.

6.00 PL 100 Club (S,HD). The best of Paul Scholes’ 107 top-flight goals. 6.30 PL 100 Club (S,HD).

7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Singers & Dancers (R,S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sonny gives Sinead lifechanging news on the day of Katy’s funeral. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 22/22.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 5/24. Charlie attends one of Jake’s soccer games. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 6/24. Charlie considers his treatment of women.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 9/24. Robin is upset to discover her mother cannot attend the wedding. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 12/22. With the guest voice of Britney Spears. 7.30 Live UEFA Champions League (HD). Atletico Madrid v Barcelona (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the second leg of the all-Spanish quarter-final at the Estadio Vicente Calderon. Subsequent programmes are subject to change.

6.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 11/11. 6.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 8/8. Part two of two. The Trotters arrive in America and promptly suffer a setback when their camper van is burgled, and a Mafia gang targets Del. Feature-length episode of the comedy. 8.40 dinnerladies (S). 8/10. Petula’s bizarre lifestyle catches up with her.

9.20 The Royle Family (S). 5/6. Jim and Nana fight over who is going to use the toilet first and Antony displays his juggling skills with potatoes.

9.00 Through the Keyhole 9.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 1/6. Broadcaster (S). 14/22. After receiving Eamonn Holmes and shocking news, Stephen singer and actress tries to restore order in Martine McCutcheon both his worlds by join regular panellist making a deal with Dave Berry as Keith Jedikiah, who is close to Lemon is let loose in the developing a technology homes of three mystery that could alter his celebrities. future.

7.00 Live UEFA Champions League (HD). Bayern Munich v Manchester United (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the quarterfinal second leg at the Allianz Arena, where the hosts continue the defence of their title. Bayern have enjoyed another outstanding campaign and are aiming to become the first team to retain the Champions League since it replaced the European Cup, but they have failed to win at home against Manchester City and Arsenal already this season.

10.00 Only Fools and Horses 10.15 What’s the Story? (HD). 10.00 Football’s Funniest 10.00 Couples Retreat (S,HD) 10.00 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). (S). Christmas special Moments (R,S). A look (2009). Four couples sign Sarah-Jane Mee presents 3/6. Alex Zane presents from 1992. Always one back at comical incidents up for relationship a discussion show 50 clips on the theme of to jump on the latest from the world of therapy on a tropical focusing on recent sports romantic comedy, bandwagon, Del-Boy Premier League football, island, but the developments. featuring wedding goes eco-friendly and including interviews treatment only serves to disasters, crazy marriage launches a bottled water with players and drive them apart. proposals and a strange business. With David pundits. Comedy, starring Vince act of adultery. Jason and Nicholas Vaughn, Malin Akerman Lyndhurst. and Jon Favreau. Including FYI Daily. ●● 11.25 Gimme Gimme 11.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.15 Football League Gold. Gimme (S). 2/6. Tom 1/11. Alex and Binky (R,S,HD). 6/24. Part two Peterborough United v lands an audition. return from Goa. of two. The agents Southampton. target a Russian arms 11.30 Football League Gold. dealer. Blackpool v Cardiff City. 11.45 Football League Gold. Millwall v Scunthorpe. 12.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.10 The Vampire Diaries (R,S,HD). Nadia recalls her search for her mother. 2.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.05 Come Dine with Me – Made in Chelsea Special (R,S,HD). 1.05 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 1.35 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 2.10 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 3.00 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 3.25 Come Dine with Me – Made in Chelsea Special (R,S,HD). 4.15 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 5.00 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Deeks and Kensi go surfing – all in the line of work. 1.00 An Idiot Abroad 3 (R,S,HD). 2.00 A League of Their Own: Unseen (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

12.05 The Young Ones (S). The boys appear on University Challenge. 12.50 Absolutely Fabulous (S). Saffy’s first play opens. 1.25 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). 1.55 The Young Ones (S). The boys appear on University Challenge. 2.30 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 3.00 Close

12.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD). 1.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.30 What’s the Story? (HD). 2.30 Football Gold. 2.45 Football Gold. 3.00 Revista De La Liga (HD). 4.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD). 5.00 What’s the Story? (HD).

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). With broadcaster Chris Evans. 8.00 The Call Centre (R,S,HD). The documentary charting life at a call centre returns. 9.00 Invasion of the Job Snatchers (S,HD). Adam is given a final warning. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD). The comedian’s perspective on the news. 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 Invasion of the Job Snatchers (R,S,HD). 1.05 The Call Centre (R,S,HD). 2.05 Sweat the Small Stuff (R,S,HD). 2.35 The School That Rocks (R,S,HD). 3.35 Going Native (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. The day’s leading stories. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 Voyages of Discovery (R). The rescue of the USS Squalus crew in 1939. 9.00 Enigma (2001). Second World War romantic thriller, with Dougray Scott and Saffron Burrows. ●●● 10.50 Fifties British War Films: Days of Glory (R,HD). Simon Heffer explores the cinematic merit of British war films. 11.50 Kings of 70s Romance (R). Fantasy figures of the 1970s pop world. 12.50 Chemistry – A Volatile History (R). 1.50 Alexander Armstrong’s Real Ripping Yarns (R). 2.50 Voyages of Discovery (R).

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DIGBY JONES: THE NEW TROUBLESHOOTER 8pm, BBC2

15,000 KIDS AND COUNTING 9pm, Channel 4

The businessman lends his expertise to struggling firms, beginning at a familyowned furniture-maker in Hereford.

BBC1

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The documentary follows the search for adoptive parents for a two-year-old boy and a brother and sister aged three and seven. With the added challenges of having slightly older children, siblings and a youngster with possible health issues to place, the task for social workers Annette and Jackie is a massive one.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.05 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (R,S,HD). 7.50 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone(R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Instant Restaurant (R,S). 1.45 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.30 Coast (S,HD). 3.15 Planet Earth (R,S,HD). 4.15 The Great British Bake Off (R,S,HD). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S,HD).

MASTERCHEF 8pm, BBC1

IT TAKES A THIEF TO CATCH A THIEF 8pm, Channel 5

Six more amateur cooks compete for a place in tomorrow’s quarter-final, preparing a plate of food that represents who they are and rustling up a surprise dish in the Invention Test.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet (S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Richard Taylor and Will Davies head to Liverpool, where they give advice to a familyrun chain of chemists that is being targeted by shoplifters taking everything from hair dye to condoms. They then head to a pet shop on the outskirts of Leeds that is falling foul of thieves stealing pets to sell on the black market.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.10 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.35 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Fifteen To One (S). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). The agents undergo psychological evaluations. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 Diagnosis Murder (R,S). 3.20 Film: Columbo: Dead Weight (S) (1971). See Choices Above. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Brad asks Matt to secretly search for his daughter.

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7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.55 Lent Diaries (S). 6/16. The lives of people who worship in Britain’s West African churches.

7.00 Police Interceptors: Stop & Search (R,S,HD). Another selection of memorable moments from the programme. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News Update.

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7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Marlon ends up unexpectedly looking after April. 7.30 School’s Out: Tonight (S,HD). The cost of family holidays during the school breaks.

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6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Adam refuses to help Brax. 6.30 5 News (S,HD). 6.35 Criminals: Caught on Camera (S,HD). 4/5.

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Person of Interest, 11pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 16/25. Lisa makes a shocking discovery. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sonny gives Sinead life-changing news on the day of Katy’s funeral.

8.00 MasterChef (S,HD). 8/24. Six See Choices Above.

8.00 Digby Jones: The New Troubleshooter (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Donna is overjoyed by Marlon’s suggestion. 8.30 Ade at Sea (S,HD). 4/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Hoarder Next Door (S). 6/10. Psychotherapist Stelios Kiosses helps a 76-year-old London woman whose threebedroom home is overflowing with clutter, and catches up with two former clients.

8.00 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief (S,HD). See Choices Above. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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The Hoarder Next Door, 8pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

9.00 Don’t Cap My Benefits (S,HD). Panorama reporters spend six months in Brent, one of the London boroughs most affected by the Government’s benefits changes, to hear the stories of people battling to keep afloat.

9.00 The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas (S,HD) (2008). See Choices Above. ●●●

9.00 It’ll Be Alright on the Night 2 (R,S). A selection of TV bloopers featuring Ant and Dec, Harry Hill, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield, plus out-takes from Emmerdale and Coronation Street. With Griff Rhys Jones.

9.00 15,000 Kids and Counting (S). 2/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Unseen Fred West Confessions (S,HD). Documentary using archive recordings in dramatic reconstructions of some of detectives’ sessions with serial killer Fred West, in which they questioned him about his crimes.

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Emmerdale, 8pm

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 123/140. Quiz hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Escape to the Continent (S,HD). 4/20. A Wiltshire couple who want to move to Dubrovnik, Croatia. 7.30 Great British Menu (S,HD). 4/45. The Northern Ireland chefs prepare desserts.

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topical stories from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Lola runs away from an argument – and straight into danger. Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 BBC Regional News and Weather (S). 10.35 Question Time (S,HD). 28/38. Deputy Labour leader Harriet Harman, singer Billy Bragg and businessman Martin Sorrell are among the panellists facing questions from the audience in Hammersmith, west London.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News West Country (S); Weather. 10.35 Exposure: Who’s Driving on Britain’s Roads? (S,HD). A report on how thousands of dangerous drivers have been behind the wheel on Britain’s roads, having paid impersonators to pass their tests for them.

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (R,S,HD). 3/4. Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show’s version of the famous quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by guests Kathy Burke and Josh Widdicombe.

10.00 Running Riot: Britain’s Teen Criminals (S,HD). The realities of life for some of Britain’s most notorious offenders, including two brothers among the youngest in the country to receive Asbos, and a schoolboyturned-armed robber.

11.35 This Week (S). The past seven days in politics.

11.20 Ian Hislop’s Olden Days – The Power of the Past in Britain (R,S). 1/3. The satirist explores the nation’s obsession with the past.

11.35 Harbour Lives (R,S,HD). 1/8. Ben Fogle follows life in Dorset.

11.05 One Born Every Minute (R,S). 7/8. Parents of four boys hope their next child will be a girl.

11.00 Person of Interest (S,HD). 12/22. Fusco protects a supermodel from Armenian mobsters.

12.20 Weatherview (S). 12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Don’t Take My Car: Bailiffs Undercover – Panorama (R,S). 12.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools: Tales from the Old Bailey – The Blackguard Boys (R,S,HD).

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 School’s Out: Tonight (R,S,HD). The cost of family holidays during the school breaks. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.05 Shut Your Facebook (R,S). 12.35 Random Acts (S). 12.40 Inside Rolls-Royce (R,S,HD). 1.35 Food Prices: The Shocking Truth (R,S,HD). 2.30 Dead Famous DNA (R,S,HD). 3.30 Shop Secrets: Tricks of the Trade (R,S,HD). 3.55 The Truth about Low Fat Food: Channel 4 Dispatches (R,S). 4.30 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 4.55 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.50 Kirstie’s Vintage Home (R,S,HD).

12.00 The NCIS Movie: Shell Shock (S,HD). Feature-length episode. A Navy lieutenant dies after a fight. 1.30 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.30 Police Interceptors: Stop & Search (R,S,HD). 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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The Huntress blazes back into town when her father is arrested, triggering a chain of events that forces the Canary to fly into action. Superhero adventure, starring Stephen Amell as a billionaire playboy who becomes a hooded, bow-wielding vigilante out to clean up his corrupt city.

Adrian Edmondson learns about the 19th-century river pilots who worked in the Bristol Channel and joins some of their successors guiding a cargo ship through the dangerous waters.

ITV2 8.30 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 9.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Miami (S). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

E4 6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). 8.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 9.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 12.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 Charmed (R,S). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Yonderland (R,S,HD). 10.00 Futurama (R,S). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). British Airways considers ways to compete with budget airlines. 3.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

ARROW 8pm, Sky1

ADE AT SEA 8.30pm, ITV

THE BOY IN THE STRIPED PYJAMAS 9pm, BBC2

COLUMBO: DEAD WEIGHT 3.20pm, Channel 5

The son of a concentration camp commandant befriends an imprisoned Jewish boy. Drama, with David Thewlis and Jack Scanlon.

GOLD 6.45 To the Manor Born (S). 7.15 Sorry!. 7.55 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 9.15 Goodnight Sweetheart. 9.55 One Foot in the Grave (S). 10.35 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? (S). 11.15 Yes Minister (S). 11.55 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 1.15 To the Manor Born (S). 1.55 Sorry!. 2.35 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 3.55 Goodnight Sweetheart. 4.35 One Foot in the Grave (S). 5.15 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

The detective suspects a renowned war hero is a killer, but has a hard time backing up his hunch. Crime drama, starring Peter Falk.

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD). 10.00 Boots ’n’ All (HD). 11.00 World Club Challenge Gold (S,HD). 12.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD). 1.00 Football’s Greatest (S). 4.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD). 5.00 FL72 Preview. A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures.

Celebrity Juice, 10pm

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 9pm

The Smoke, 9pm

You, Me & Them, 8pm

Live Super League, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 26/30. A woman from Kent takes part in the show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/24.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 20/24. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 11/22.

6.00 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine.

7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Cutest Moments Ever (R,S,HD). With Stephen Mulhern.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sinead interrupts Diane’s farewell speech at Katy’s funeral. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1/20.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 7/22. Homer is promoted to accounts manager at the power plant. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 15/22.

6.35 Only Fools and Horses (S). Christmas special from 1992. Always one to jump on the latest bandwagon, Del-Boy goes eco-friendly and launches a bottled water business. With David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (S,HD). 7/24. Jake draws an intimate picture. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 8/24. Charlie visits Jake’s school.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (S,HD). 11/24. The gang reflects on how Sheldon has changed their lives. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (S,HD). 10/24. Barney tries to get his parents back together.

8.00 Arrow (S,HD). 17/23. See Choices Above.

8.00 You, Me & Them (S). 5/6. A ghost from Lauren’s past returns. 8.40 Outnumbered (S). 1/6. The Brockmans attend a funeral.

9.00 The Smoke (S,HD). 8/8. The team members reassess their lives following the explosion, with Kev vowing to start afresh with Trish and Billy throwing a party to give Mal a good send-off. Last in the series.

9.20 Outnumbered (S). 2/6. Sue grows tired of the boys’ attitude to housework and tries to civilise them, but it leads to Pete doing battle with a domestic appliance.

9.00 Tom Daley Goes 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Global (S,HD). 1/6. New (S,HD). 13/22. Peralta series. The Olympic and Santiago’s ongoing bronze medallist and his bet comes to an best friend Sophie go on embarrassing conclusion. a backpacking adventure 9.30 The Inbetweeners across Asia, Africa and (R,S). 6/6. The gang goes Australasia, beginning in on a camping trip. Last in Thailand. the series.

7.00 Super League Superstars (HD). Weekly chat show. 7.30 Live Super League (HD). Hull FC v Huddersfield Giants (Kick-off 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of the Super League clash at the KC Stadium.

10.00 Only Fools and Horses 10.15 FL72 Preview. A look 10.00 Celebrity Juice (S,HD). 10.00 The IT Crowd (R,S). 1/6. 10.00 Revolution (R,S,HD). (S). Toothache forces Del 15/20. Aaron wakes up 5/10. With guests Katie ahead to the latest Jen goes on a date. to visit the dentist, but in his apartment in 2014, Hopkins and Chris round of fixtures in the 10.35 The IT Crowd (R,S). 2/6. the prospect of receiving in a world with power, Ramsey. Championship, League Denholm’s death spells a filling is the last thing and thinks he must have One and League Two. 10.50 Dads (S,HD). 10/19. Eli trouble for Jen and Roy. on his mind when the dreamed the whole and Warner come under receptionist falls for him. experience of living in a investigation. Christmas special from post-apocalyptic world. 1993. 11.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 7/24. Jake draws an intimate picture. 11.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 8/24. Charlie visits Jake’s school.

11.10 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 11.00 A League of Their 5/6. Online videos on the Own (R,S,HD). 1/11. theme of sporting With Jack Whitehall, success and failure. Steven Gerrard, John Bishop and Georgie Thompson.

11.50 The Young Ones (S). 2/6. The students are in need of warmth.

12.15 Mom (R,S,HD). 12.40 Mom (R,S,HD). 1.05 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.30 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With Helen Flanagan, Marlon Davis, Brian McFadden and his wife Vogue. 2.10 The Hot Desk – Example (R,S,HD). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.15 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 12.45 Revenge (R,S,HD). 1.45 The IT Crowd (R,S). 2.15 The IT Crowd (R,S). 2.40 Fresh Meat (R,S,HD). 3.20 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.45 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 4.05 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 5.00 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.40 You, Me & Them (S). A ghost from Lauren’s past returns. 1.20 Outnumbered (S). The Brockmans attend a funeral. 1.50 Outnumbered (S). Sue tries to domesticate the boys. 2.20 The Young Ones (S). The students are in need of warmth. 3.00 Close

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). A millionaire former CIA man is killed. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 An Idiot Abroad (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

BBC3

7.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). Tony takes sole charge of organising the wedding. 8.00 Free Speech (S,HD). A debate from Winchester in Hampshire. 9.00 Porn – What’s the Harm? (S,HD). A look at the effects of pornography on the behaviour of young people. 10.00 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). With Dara O Briain, Greg Davies and Stewart Francis. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Porn – What’s the Harm? (R,S,HD). 1.30 Free Speech (R,S,HD). 2.30 Sweat the Small Stuff (R,S,HD). 3.00 Porn – What’s the Harm? (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 8.00 Botany: A Blooming History (R). How mankind developed its understanding of plants. 9.00 Everyday Eden: A Potted History of the Suburban Garden (HD). What the havens mean to society. 10.00 Ripping Yarns (R). 10.30 Some Funeral Directors with Jokes (HD). 11.00 British Gardens in Time: Great Dixter (R,HD). 12.00 Rule Britannia! Music, Mischief and Morals in the 18th Century (R,HD). 1.00 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 1.35 Some Funeral Directors with Jokes (R,HD). 2.05 Britain by Bike (R). 2.35 Everyday Eden: A Potted History of the Suburban Garden (R).

THURSDAY April 10

11.15 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine.

12.15 Super League (HD). Hull FC v Huddersfield Giants. 1.15 Premier League Darts (HD). Round 10 at the Motorpoint Arena in Sheffield. 4.45 Darts Gold (S,HD). Phil Taylor v Wayne Mardle. 5.00 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine.

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TV PICKS

THE TRIP TO ITALY 10pm, BBC2

MARVEL’S AGENTS OF SHIELD 8pm, Channel 4

As Skye recovers from her injuries, Coulson and his team of agents encounter Lorelei, a deadly seductress who has escaped from Asgard and enslaved a biker gang in her search for power. She manages to enchant Ward, but the warrior Lady Sif - her long-time enemy - steps in to thwart her. Guest starring Jaimie Alexander.

Rob and Steve go on a boat trip, stopping off at the poet Shelley’s house for a photo before continuing their journey and arriving at another restaurant.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (S,HD). 11.45 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 BBC Regional News and Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 4.00 More Creatures Great and Small (S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

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BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer 7.05 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.50 Saints and Scroungers 8.20 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 9.05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.05 Mary Berry Cooks 10.35 Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Instant Restaurant 1.45 Cash in the Attic 2.30 Coast 3.15 Planet Earth 4.15 The Great British Bake Off 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW 10.35pm, BBC1

Graham chats to a trio of stars from the forthcoming sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man – Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Jamie Foxx. Paolo Nutini provides the music.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak With actor Jamie Foxx. (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet (S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

GYPSIES ON BENEFITS & PROUD 9pm, Channel 5

lifting the lid on one of Britain’s biggest controversies – immigrants who come to the UK to take advantage of the benefits system. As EU work restrictions are lifted, the film tracks a group of new arrivals from their humble Roma village to London to reveal how easily they can get benefits.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 Will & Grace 7.10 According to Jim 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.30 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Fifteen To One (S). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Conned, Fleeced and Left for Broke (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 Diagnosis Murder (R,S). 3.15 Film: Columbo: Death Lends a Hand (S) (1971). Detective drama, starring Peter Falk and Ray Milland. ●●● 4.55 Access (R,S). 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Gardeners’ World, 8.30pm

Coronation Street, 7.30pm

Alan Carr: Chatty Man, 10pm

Criminals: Caught on … 6.35pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 124/140. Quiz hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Golf: The Masters – 2014 Highlights (S,HD).

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 17/25. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sinead interrupts Diane’s heartfelt farewell speech at Katy’s funeral.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). 6.30 5 News (S,HD). 6.35 Criminals: Caught on Camera (S,HD). 5/5. The use of CCTV to fight crime.

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. 7.30 Regional Programme (R,S,HD). Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

7.30 Great British Menu (S,HD). 5/45. The two remaining chefs from Northern Ireland prepare their entire menus.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Dom finds a mysterious envelope containing £300 for him. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Anna sets off to meet Phelan in his hotel room.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.30 Unreported World (S). 1/8. New series. A report on untreated toxic waste in Java’s Citarum River. 7.55 Lent Diaries (S). 7/16.

7.00 The Gadget Show (R,S,HD). Rachel Riley and Jason Bradbury tackle an assault course to test a range of hand luggage. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Have I Got News for You, 9pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Jay panics as Lola lies unconscious. 8.30 MasterChef (S,HD). 9/24. The quarter-finalists cook for food critic Tracey MacLeod.

8.00 Mastermind (S,HD). 29/31. The penultimate semi-final, with subjects including John Lennon and Charles II. 8.30 Gardeners’ World (S,HD). 6/31. Carol Klein visits Abbotsbury Subtropical Gardens in Dorset.

8.00 Weekend Escapes with Warwick Davis (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

8.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (S,HD). 15/22. See Choices Above.

8.00 Ice Road Truckers (S,HD). Alex gets caught in a whiteout during the biggest blizzard of the season, while Darrell and Jack’s battle for the load-count title heats up as they travel down the Dalton Highway. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Have I Got News for You (S,HD). 2/9. Satirical current affairs quiz. 9.30 Outnumbered (R,S). 2/6. Sue finds an inappropriate image on the family computer.

9.00 Africa’s Giant Killers: Natural World (S,HD). Africa’s largest herd of elephants and a pride of seven lions come face to face in an epic fight for survival in the northern Kalahari Desert of Botswana.

9.00 The Cube: Celebrity Special (S,HD). 7/8. Reality star Joey Essex and Coronation Street’s Kym Marsh (Michelle Connor) try to beat the Cube and win £250,000 for their chosen charities. Phillip Schofield presents.

9.00 Gogglebox (S). 6/12. Capturing viewers’ instant reactions and lively discussions on what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. Narrated by Caroline Aherne.

9.00 Gypsies on Benefits & Proud (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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10.00 The Trip to Italy (S,HD). 2/6. See Choices Above. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 BBC Regional News and Weather (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 The Graham Norton Show (S,HD). 2/13. See Choices Above.

11.25 Bad Education (S,HD). 1/7. New series. The hit BBC Three school-based comedy arrives on BBC One. 11.55 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus.

11.00 Weather (S). 11.05 The Battle for Britain’s Breakfast (R,S). The launch of breakfast television in 1983.

1.50 Weatherview (S). 1.55 BBC News (S,HD).

12.05 Film: Shooting Dogs (S) (2006). Drama, starring John Hurt. ●● 1.55 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S). With Harriet Harman, Billy Bragg and Martin Sorrell. 2.55 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News West Country (S); Weather. 10.35 The Bourne Identity (S,HD) (2002). See Choices Above. ●●●●

12.40 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S). 3/15. The host is joined by Britain’s Got Talent judges David Walliams, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon, and comedy actress Jennifer Saunders. Indie-pop group the Vamps provide the music.

10.00 Law & Disorder: Catching Crims Live (S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. Documentary using Britain’s network of CCTV cameras to follow police forces around the nation as they deal with thugs, shoplifters and burglars.

11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats (R,S). 8/9. With Alex Jones, Josh Widdicombe and Katherine Ryan. 11.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (S,HD). 13/22.

11.00 Webcam Girls: At Your Service (S). Women who work in the online adult entertainment industry.

12.20 Film: Wayne’s World (S,HD) (1992). See Choices Above. ●●●● 2.00 Random Acts (S). 2.05 Happy Endings (S,HD). 2.25 Happy Endings (S,HD). 2.50 Franklin & Bash (S,HD). 3.30 The Good Wife (R,S,HD). 4.20 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 4.35 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.30 Trans World Sport (S). Action and features.

12.00 Shops and Robbers: Britain’s War on Shoplifters (R,S,HD). 1.00 Booze, Bust-Ups & Brothels: Soho Blues (R,S). 1.55 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.30 Britain’s Crime Capitals: Crime Map (R,S). 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

FLINTOFFâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ROAD TO NOWHERE 9pm, Sky1

Andrew Flintoff and travelling partner Rob Penn conclude their cycling adventure along the unforgiving terrain of Brazilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TransAmazonian Highway. Along the way they help out at a sawmill, turn their hands to teaching during a school visit and take advantage of a day fishing.

The Lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Too Short star takes his family on mini breaks across Britain, visiting some of the nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most famous holiday spots. They begin with trip to Cornwall.

ITV2 6.55 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! 7.45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.30 Dinner Date 9.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 10.30 Real Housewives of Miami 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker 12.30 Emmerdale 1.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! 2.00 Jeremy Kyle Show 4.10 Real Housewives of Miami 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). 8.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 9.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 10.00 Charmed 11.00 Rude(ish) Tube 12.00 Rules of Engagement 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Rules of Engagement 4.00 Charmed 5.00 How I Met Your Mother

FILM PICKS

WEEKEND ESCAPES WITH WARWICK DAVIS 8pm, ITV

THE BOURNE IDENTITY 10.35pm, ITV

Two heavy-metal fans broadcast a TV show from their basement, but a network executive sees a chance to exploit them. Comedy, starring Mike Myers.

An amnesiac man pulled from the sea is targeted by assassins as he tries to discover who he is. Thriller, starring Matt Damon.

GOLD

6.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 6.30 Dog Patrol (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Yonderland (R,S,HD). 10.00 Futurama (R,S). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Simpsons Cartoon capers. (R,S,HD). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

WAYNEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S WORLD 12.20am, Channel 4

6.15 Yes Minister 6.45 To the Manor Born 7.25 Sorry!. 8.05 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! 9.25 Goodnight Sweetheart. 10.00 One Foot in the Grave 11.00 Yes Minister 11.40 Last of the Summer Wine 1.00 To the Manor Born (S). 1.40 Sorry!. 2.20 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! (S). 3.40 Goodnight Sweetheart. 4.20 One Foot in the Grave 5.15 Last of the Summer Wine

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 FL72 Preview. 10.00 Ringside (HD). 11.00 Racing News (HD). 11.30 ATP Tour Uncovered (HD). 12.00 Premier League Darts (HD). Round 10 at the Motorpoint Arena in Sheffield. 3.30 FL72 Preview. A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures. 4.30 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine. 5.30 Football Gold (S,HD).

Fast & Furious, 9pm

Rude Tube, 11.25pm

Star-Crossed, 8pm

Kinky Boots, 9pm

Live Super League, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 16/30. A woman from Glasgow takes part in the dating show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 23/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 24/24.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 22/24. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 6/22. Homer becomes a celebrity.

6.35 Only Fools and Horses (S). Christmas special from 1993. Del visits the dentist.

6.00 Champions League Weekly (HD). Quarterfinal review. 6.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

7.00 Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Got More Talent: Most Amazing Moments (R,S,HD).

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). A guilt-ridden Ste is arrested for murder. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2/20.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3/22. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 22/22. Marge starts chatting to another man over the internet.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 9/24. Jake bonds with one of Charlieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s girlfriends. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 10/24.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 10/24. Barney tries to get his parents back together. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11/24.

8.00 Star-Crossed (S,HD). 2/13. Alien refugee Roman prepares for a funeral in the wake of a family tragedy.

8.25 dinnerladies (S). 1/10. Work experience day leads to chaos.

9.00 Flintoffâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Road to Nowhere (S,HD). 2/2. See Choices Above.

9.00 Kinky Boots (2005). A man inherits a struggling shoe factory and finds salvation for his business in a drag artistâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s need for custom footwear. Comedy drama, starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Joel Edgerton. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

9.00 Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Something 9.00 Fast & Furious (S,HD) About Mary (S,HD) (2009). An international (1998). A lovesick man fugitive and an FBI agent hires a seedy detective to are forced to work track down his hightogether once again to school sweetheart â&#x20AC;&#x201C; but bring a killer to justice. discovers he has many Thriller sequel, with Vin rivals for her affections. Diesel, Paul Walker and Comedy, starring Ben Michelle Rodriguez. Stiller. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? Including FYI Daily. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

10.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 10/24. Jay takes Manny to chop down a Christmas tree. 10.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 11/24. Phil tries to share his love of dancing with unenthusiastic son Luke.

7.30 Live Super League (HD). Castleford Tigers v St Helens (Kick-off 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of the topflight match at the Wish Communications Stadium. These sides have both been outstanding in the opening period of the season, and while many tipped Saints to prosper, the Tigers have been the surprise package of the campaign so far.

10.15 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). John Fendley and Paul Merson present a discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Premier League matches.

11.10 Take Me Out (R,S,HD). 9/10. A coach driver, a rocker, a rugby player and an engineer take part.

11.10 Gimme Gimme 11.25 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.15 Premier League Gimme (S). 3/6. Linda 4/6. Online videos on the (R,S,HD). 10/24. Preview (HD). A look finds romance with a theme of dumb and Christmas is disrupted by ahead to the weekendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s motorcycle courier. dangerous. the murder of an NCIS fixtures. special agent. 11.50 The Young Ones (S). 11.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 3/6. The lads hire a video Newcastle United v recorder. Liverpool from 1998/99.

12.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Jake bonds with one of Charlieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s girlfriends. 1.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Charlie competes with his former girlfriendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fiance. 1.35 Mom (R,S,HD). 2.00 Mom (R,S,HD). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.30 The Midnight Beast (R,S,HD). 1.05 Little Box of Horrors (R,S). 1.35 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.05 Bobâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.30 Bobâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.50 Balls of Steel Australia (R,S). 3.20 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 4.10 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Kensi poses as a car thief to crack a kidnapping. 1.00 An Idiot Abroad (R,S,HD). 2.00 A League of Their Own: Unseen (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

12.35 Film: Kinky Boots (2005). Comedy drama, starring Chiwetel Ejiofor. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 2.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). Linda finds romance with a motorcycle courier. 3.00 Close

12.00 Super League (HD). 1.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 2.00 Spanish Football Gold (HD). 2.15 Spanish Football Gold (HD). 2.30 Spanish Football Gold (HD). 2.45 Spanish Football Gold (HD). 3.00 Spanish Football Gold (HD). 3.15 Spanish Football Gold (HD).

BBC3

7.00 Doctor Who (R,S,HD). The Doctor meets the Tardis in human form. 7.50 Doctor Who (R,S,HD). Part one of two. The Doctor visits a futuristic factory. 8.30 Great Movie Mistakes IV: May the Fourth Be with You (R,S). 9.00 Tropic Thunder (S,HD) (2008). Comedy, starring Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 10.45 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.15 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.40 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.45 Sweat the Small Stuff (R,S,HD). 1.15 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News (R,S,HD). 1.45 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 2.15 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 2.45 The Call Centre (R,S,HD). 3.40 The Cariad Show (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Concerto at the BBC Proms (R). 8.00 Sir Colin Davis with Love: In His Own Words (R,HD). An interview with the conductor, filmed shortly before his death. 9.00 Arena: Amy Winehouse â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Day She Came to Dingle (R,HD). The story of the singersongwriterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s acoustic performance on Irish TV show Other Voices, filmed at St Jamesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Church in the remote, south-western town of Dingle in 2006. 10.00 Britpop at the BBC (HD). 11.00 Blur at Glastonbury (R). 12.00 Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Slade (R). 12.50 Arena: Amy Winehouse â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Day She Came to Dingle (R,HD).

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Claire tells of new thriller, motherhood and ‘those’ pictures Claire Goose couldn’t resist her latest role in new two-part thriller, Undeniable – even though it gave her nightmares. Jeananne Craig finds out about working away from her children and why those lads’ mag photo shoots are still following her around.

s a pretty blonde Casualty star in the late Nineties, Claire Goose was a lads’ mag favourite, appearing in sexy underwear shoots and making it onto FHM magazine’s Sexiest Women In The World poll. Now 39 and married with two daughters, it’s been a long time since she posed in her smalls, but the old pictures came back to haunt her recently, while touring with the play The Perfect Murder. “You often get people coming to the stage door wanting you to sign things, and these pictures – which I haven’t seen for I don’t know how many years – are now coming back in my face,” she reveals, smiling. “I don’t mind it, but it’s weird when I’m with other cast members – they’re like ‘Ooh, is that you?’, and I say, ‘Don’t look at that! I work with you; you don’t need to see me in my bikini’. It was a great thing to do at the time,” she adds. Her latest TV role is in new two-part ITV thriller Undeniable.

Goose plays Jane, a troubled woman who, aged seven, witnessed her mother’s murder. More than two decades on, the mum-of-one comes face-to-face with the man she thinks is responsible, now a well-respected consultant at her local hospital, and sets out to bring him to justice. Jane’s history of depression and instability places doubts in her loved ones’ minds, however, and her daily life begins to crumble as she refuses to let the accusation go. “What I loved about the character was although she is quite vulnerable and fragile, she has this inner strength and determination that once she’s set her mind to something, she has to see it through,” says Claire. “Being a mum myself [to girls aged four years and 18 months], I could relate an awful lot to the pain that this woman was feeling and place myself in her shoes.” The petite actress – who has also starred in The Bill and Waking The Dead – filmed the Shropshire-set Undeniable in Dublin and County Wicklow last

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autumn. She admits that playing such a distressing role took its toll. “I had endless nightmares,” she confesses. “I seemed to cry a lot. Even in scenes when I’m not talking, I tended to cry because I found all the words overwhelming. “You really feel for her, because it’s consumed her life.” In one particularly charged scene in episode two, Jane launches a frenzied attack on the consultant (played by Spooks actor Peter Firth) as horrified hospital staff look on. “It felt weird filming it, as Peter and I had just met,” Claire recalls. “He was lovely and told me to just go for it. The stuntman put a lot of padding on Peter so I could lash out without worrying. “When we filmed it, I also screamed expletives at him. Peter didn’t know I was going to do that, and was quite surprised. He said, ‘I don’t think that’s in the script!’” The actress decided that her daughters should stay at home in Chiswick, West London, with her husband, TV producer Craig

Woodrow, during the taxing month-long shoot. “My four-year-old was in nursery and also it was going to be such an intense period of filming that if they’d have come over, I wouldn’t have seen them anyway. It seemed silly to disrupt their routine, so I managed to get back halfway through filming to see them,” she explains. Becoming a parent has affected the star’s career choices. But, she adds, “it doesn’t mean you have to turn stuff down – it just has to fit in with everything else”. The actress is away from home again this year, for a four-month tour with The Perfect Murder, in which she stars alongside Les Dennis and ex-Corrie star Gray O’Brien. “It is hard,” she says of being away from her family. “But we are very lucky with technology these days, so we can FaceTime and Skype. It’s not quite the same as being there, but you get a good sense of what they’re up to in their day.”

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