The Weekend 13 June 2014 by Weekend-BristolPost

How’s your week been? Well, the good news is, it’s the weekend, and there’s plenty of fun to be had in and around Bristol. Head north of the city for a day out at Slimbridge, pick up some lunch at Sandwich Sandwich or make a date with the cinema for costume drama Belle. Whatever you choose to do, enjoy!

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IF YOU LOVE TO SHOP CO-LAB

IF YOU NEED A BOOST DISCOVER YOUR BOUNCE

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■ Expect a riot of colour and creativity at Co-Lab in Broadmead, a new showcase for local artists to sell and promote their work

■ Nicky Marshall loves helping people to help themselves with Discover Your Bounce courses, which promise to boost energy

■ Slimbridge Wetland Centre in Gloucestershire preserves the mudflats on the River Severn and attracts thousands of wild birds

■ The colliery may have closed in 1955 but Pensford’s mining history is still remembered at The Miners’ Coffee Shop

■ Food writer James Ramsden wants to revitalise our lunchboxes with noodles, soups, salads and innovative new sandwiches

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■ A new branch of Bristol chain Sandwich Sandwich has opened offering innovative high quality lunchtime options at low prices

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IF YOU SEE ONE FILM BELLE

■ Bath five-piece Pylo play the Thekla ahead of a slot at the Isle of Wight festival alongside Kings of Leon and Biffy Clyro

■ Talvin, one of the most influential figures in British Asian music, celebrates 101 years of Indian cinema with a blend of film and live music

■ Critics are raving about this enchanting dramatisation of a true story centred on the slavery debate in 18th-century England

IF YOU LOVE REESE D E V I L’ S K N OT

■ Ms Witherspoon stars in Devil’s Knot, about the murder of three boys in 1993 Arkansas – and the legal drama surrounding their ‘killers’

IF YOU LIKE THEATRE DUMSTRUCK

■ Bristol-based Fine Chisel bring their award-winning play about the loneliest whale in the world to Tobacco Factory Theatres

IF YOU LOVE ART JAMAICA STREET

■ Jamaica Street Studios is celebrating its 21st birthday – pop along to the annual Open Studios event to find out what its artists are up to

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We’re the art and soul of the city A creative hub that showcases the fantastic work of Bristol artists has been a huge success in its first year, and now it’s found a new home right in the heart of Broadmead

Simone Kidner at Co-Lab in Broadmead. Pictures by Dan Regan

ristol is a fantastic creative hub of a city, with a superb range of independent shops and galleries. Yet Broadmead shopping centre – at the heart of the city – doesn’t really reflect this, with its many chain stores and lack of local retail flavour. But now an explosion of vibrant, independent colour has burst on to its streets in the form of Co-LAB. The shop, which has just moved from the relative seclusion of Nelson Street, brings the creative endeavours of more than 100 local artists, designers and creators to the forefront of the Bristol scene. Co-LAB is the brainchild of Bristol born-and-bred Simone Kidner, 28, who wanted to build a creative platform for emerging local artists to sell and promote their own work and

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connect with the local community. The architecture graduate ran a series of pop-up shops before opening a permanent store on Bristol’s outdoor graffiti gallery, Nelson Street, 14 months ago. The shop’s first incarnation was such a big hit that Simone decided it was time to move to bigger premises in a more prominent, central location in the middle of the city’s retail district. “Co-LAB is short for Collaborative Laboratory and the idea was to gather lots of Bristol artists and create a shop that was independent and just a bit different,” explains Simone. “I was thrilled that Co-LAB was a success on Nelson Street. After a year there, I wanted Co-LAB to be bigger, better and above all, more central. “I think Broadmead needed a big beacon of

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independent shopping. People love to shop in the independent stores in Southville and on Gloucester Road, but we have nothing like that in the city centre. “Broadmead is where tourists come and we need to have a vibrant city centre to promote what a creative city we are.” The store opened its doors on May 24 and has been welcoming new and returning customers, while the team puts the finishing touches to its impressive new space, which also includes an art gallery next door as well as a print shop. At the front of the shop, there are rails of clothes from Bristol labels, including Banker & Benefit’s handcrafted menswear; the gorgeous and eco-friendly screen printed T-shirts from Boodle; and the whimsical, hand-stitched tops from Forever Endless.

1. Bristol Creatures broach, Clifton Chaffinch £8.50 2. Clare Phillips’ Always Have Bristol print £25 3. Men’s Forty tee £25 4. Women’s Boodle stag tee £25 5. Over The Moon card by Hannah Stephens £3 6. DJ Derek print £50

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5 There’s a fantastic array of quirky jewellery from Bristol Society’s fun Bristol Creatures badges, to the kitsch print miniature necklaces by Emma Garner. There are some great gift ideas too – some perfect for this Sunday’s Father’s Day – from Bristol books and Beanie hats to a range of mugs and bags. You can also pick up quirky baby bibs, unusual purses and handbags, leftfield lamps and even a range of unique greetings cards. But what’s perhaps most impressive is the range of artwork that immediately makes an impression as you walk in. The walls and tables are adorned with the eye-catching work of local artists. There are great prints from up-and-coming artists as well as the more recognisable images such as the Stokes Croft Map by Fuller, the Rolfe & Wills

Park Street Print and Clare Phillips’ Always Have Bristol works. The black and white images of DJ Derek and Brunel are also proving popular. “We have something for all tastes and for all budgets, from a £2 card to a £2,500 piece of art,” says Simone. “It’s great for customers and artists alike. Shoppers can buy some unique and affordable clothes, art and gifts here, while the artists get great exposure. “It’s a win-win situation and we have many more plans in the pipeline.”

CO-LAB 51-53 Merchant Street, Broadmead, Bristol BS1 3EE. Tel 07446 646541.

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How to show dad he’s your hero

Give the socks and pants a miss and show dad just how special he is this Father’s Day.

1 He can keep track of where he has ridden, how far he’s been and what he saw with this cycling journal. A thoughtful gift for a bike-riding dad. Cycling Notes Journal, John Lewis, £9.99 2 This great new messenger bag from Bristol-based company Truffleshuffle.co.uk features a collage of cheeky duo Dennis the Menace and Gnasher. Beano Messenger Bag, TruffleShuffle.co.uk, £21.99 3 Brighten up daddy’s desk with this colourful, fun character. A great gift from the little ones. World’s Best Dad Desk Mascot, M&S, £4 4 Add a bit of fun to a rainy day with this vintage map brolly. A practical and thoughtful Father’s Day gift. World Map Umbrella, dotcomgiftshop.com, £14.95 5 A special watch for a special dad. My Kronoz can wirelessly connect with a mobile phone or tablet and be used to answer calls and listen to music, as well as displaying the time. My Kronoz Smartwatch, John Lewis, £69.95 6 He’s attracted his own fan base and now Daddy Pig has launched a range of loungewear just in time for Father’s Day. Daddy Pig Lounge Pants, Asda, £10

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It’s holiday season, the beach is beckoning and those white bits we’d never normally expose are revealed for all to see. Luckily, teeny weeny bikinis are out and one-piece swimsuits are in! Now you just have to choose one...

1 Made to flatter the figure, this pretty halterneck swimsuit is a top buy. Print Halterneck Swimsuit, Sainsbury’s TU, £16 2 Release your inner lion with this fabulous suit from George. Roar! Lion Swimsuit, George at Asda, £12 3 You can proudly parade on the beach in this dazzling peacock one-piece. Limited Edition Peacock Swimsuit, M&S, £35 4 Primark scores high with this practical yet trendy item. Maui Surf Swimsuit, Primark, £12 5 You’ll turn heads for all the right reasons in this bright and bold number. Tropical Swimsuit, M&Co, £26 6 Simple, stylish and hides a multitude of sins – what more could you ask for? Illusion Swinsuit, Matalan, £15

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Get some bounce into your business Nicky Marshall loves helping people to help themselves. But first she’s had to learn a hard lesson in how to heal herself. She talks to Kate Edser about her new course, Discover Your Bounce.

A BIT MORE ABOUT NICKY MARSHALL Nicky started her career in finance and trained to be a management accountant before working for five years as company accountant. In 2006 she started Holistic Insights. Based in Keynsham, it offers courses and workshops designed to help you help yourself, including Reiki and tarot tuition to vision board workshops and discovery days. She also ran a small crystal jewellery shop, which continued in The Witches Brew – the café Nicky owned between 2010 and 2012. Previously, Nicky has published 100 Tips To Love Your Life, and An Everyday Witch, which is semi-autobiographical story. Both are available on Amazon or via the website, www.holistic insights.co.uk. With husband Phil, she lives on the eastern outskirts of Bristol in North Common, and has four grown-up children – two daughters of her own and two step children.

DISCOVER MORE ■ For more about Nicky and Discover Your Bounce, see www.discoveryourbounce.com.

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icky Marshall discovered her bounce through trial and error, through practising what she preaches and through bitter experience. Over the past year or so, the varied professional and personal knowledge she’s gained in life has crystallised and set Nicky on a mission to “get Bristol bouncing”. She says of the course: “It is for anybody, but I’ve niched it towards business people because I used to be a management accountant and I’ve networked for years. “I’ve been doing alternative therapies for years (Reiki and Indian head massage) and a few stress management courses, so I was helping people, but I didn’t feel I was helping them enough. Therapies are great, but people were just going back to their stressful lives afterwards. “Last April I came up with Discover Your Bounce. All this has come from years of trying things myself, and practising and passing things on, so I thought I could put it in a course. I trialled it on a few friends and they felt amazing. “I started ‘practising’ on sole traders and just found that, when you are running your own business, you need energy to be creative, so it was a good place to start. “It’s all designed to boost energy and clear blocks. If you’ve got more energy you’re more likely to change your life. People are brilliant and if you take them on a journey, give them the tools and they have success, they can pass it on to their friends and families – it has a ripple effect.” The Discover Your Bounce course is arranged in six hour-long sessions over six weeks. And, despite the image, it doesn’t include space hoppers, trampolines or pogo sticks. Rather, you will work out what is draining your energy, adopt techniques to boost energy, create a vision for yourself and/or your business, choose a life that you love, and learn to give yourself time and feel more positive. Each section is designed around a different aspect of life, starting with “wiping the slate clean” and working through to “bringing it all together,” so that it becomes easy to recognise challenges and simple solutions. If a six-week course sounds too much, you can dip your toe in with an introductory session, followed by a month of email support, or you can

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complete the whole course in one day. Whichever you choose, you’ll learn breathing techniques, mediation and how to work with the chakra system [energy pathways] of the body, which will encompass anything from diet to the colour of clothes. Did you know, for example, that red will help to ground you (it’s the “root” chakra)? Blue is all about good communication, so wear that colour to an interview or an important meeting, while green concerns the heart and caring. The solar plexus is yellow and important for a sunny disposition, orange is for creativity and passion, white is connected to inspiration and clarity of thought and purple is for intuition. Nicky’s husband, Phil, who is now quite used to finding a crystal stashed under his pillow, calls it her “hippie” stuff and Nicky is the first to admit that her methods are “quite alternative”. But she is at pains to point out that she does practise what she preaches. To explain, we digress to April 2010, when Nicky opened The Witches Brew café in Whitchurch and was “working too hard”. By way of relaxation, she and Phil went to Lundy Island in the Bristol Channel to indulge their shared passion for diving. After the first dive, however, Nicky developed a “bend” and was shipped off to a specialist diving medical centre in Devon, where she spent many hours over the next two days in a decompression chamber. Symptoms including weakness on her left side, slowness of thought and a lack of coordination did not improve with time and, early in 2011, a neurologist diagnosed a stroke. Nicky was devastated, but determined to recover. She said: “I thought ‘why have I learned all this holistic stuff? Why have I listened to all these amazing speakers over the years? Why have I done all this if I’m just going to give up? If I can’t get myself better, or at least try, then I shouldn’t be trying to help other people’.” So Nicky stopped working and used the time to read up about neurology and how to reprogramme the brain. Gradually, things improved, including with help from a personal trainer, and she’s now fit again. Last summer she even got her diving medical certificate back, and Nicky’s also about to produce a third book, which will be an autobiographical account of the diving episode and how she recovered.

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Google in strategy talks after privacy ruling

COMPANIES UNITE TO RESET THE NET ■ Privacy was in the press last week for another reason, too. Thursday, June 5, was declared Reset The Net day, as companies including Twitter, Google, Wordpress, Mozilla and Reddit joined forces to mark a year since Edward Snowden’s whistle-blowing revelations about US Government surveillance. Websites hosted Reset The Net splash pages and announced a variety of initiatives to support better web security, like Tumblr’s pledge to add SSL encryption for its 189 million blogs and Mozilla’s new research project that brings together policy, industry and academic experts. Even Google got involved, publishing the source code for an “end-to-end” encryption service for its Chrome browser. Find out how you can help at www.resetthenet.org.

As Google responds to an EU court ruling by launching a removal request form for unwanted search results, Katie Wright asks if we’re entering the age of the ‘right to be forgotten’

ave you Googled yourself recently? If you were unhappy with what came up, don’t worry, help is now at hand. Following a landmark European Union court ruling, Google has launched a search removal request form allowing users to ask the search engine to get rid of “outdated” results. It’s being called the “right to be forgotten” and it’s generating a big debate online. On the form, Google says it will consider removing results that are “inadequate, irrelevant or no longer relevant, or excessive”. But it will also “attempt to balance the privacy rights of the individual with the public’s right to know and distribute information”. The ruling came about after a Spanish case in which a man complained his privacy was infringed by an auction notice of his repossessed home that appeared on Google’s results. It looks like plenty more Europeans are keen to erase their digital footprints too. Google said it received 12,000 requests on the first day the form was made available (at http:// support.google.com/legal). So what exactly are users so keen for Google to forget? The majority of the requests – a third – were in relation to fraud accusations, 20 per

cent related to serious or violent crimes and about 12 per cent regarded child pornography arrests. Google hasn’t yet revealed how many of the requests it has complied with, but the move has sparked fierce controversy, with critics claiming the era of freely available information is effectively over in Europe, while others have pointed out that the offensive information won’t actually be removed from the web, only the search pages. Google boss Larry Page warned in an interview that regulation could harm innovation, and claimed, ominously, that the ruling could empower repressive governments to “do bad things”. Yet some see it as a victory for people whose lives have been ruined by search results. It’s still early days though, and the full ramifications of the ruling are yet to be seen. Google says it has convened a panel of executives and experts to decide a long-term strategy, while the heads of 28 EU data protection authorities will agree an approach at their next meeting in September. One thing’s for certain, this isn’t an issue Google is going to be able to forget about any time soon.

MOVIE MAKERS GET 3D FOR FREE ■ Got an idea that would make an awesome animated movie? Well you could make that dream a CGI reality, thanks to Pixar giving away its 3D rendering software for free. The company said last week that the RenderMan programme will be “freely available for students, institutions, researchers, developers, and for personal use”, and is inviting would-be animators to register at http://renderman.pixar.com to access a free licence for download on release in August. RenderMan has been used on all visual-effect Oscar-winning films for the last 15 years, including Pixar’s own Toy Story and Monsters Inc franchises.

GOGGLE GETS MINI MAKEOVER ■ The ever-familiar Google logo recently got a makeover – but you’d be hard-pushed to detect it. Overnight, the second “g” was moved one pixel to the right and the “l” was moved two pixels, right and down. Why the miniscule moves? It’s called kerning, or adjusting the spacing between letters to make them more visually appealing, and it drives design geeks mad. See a before and after gif at http://tiny.cc/googlegif.

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Picture perfect – the difference is clear The standalone camera market is making a comeback, as people look for better quality images than a smartphone can manage. Here’s our top six. 1. Ricoh WG-4 If you’re inclined to be a tad clumsy with your gadgetry, this Ricoh is the one for you. The 16 megapixel WG-4 is built to put up with water, bumps, knocks and shocks. It will also work in freezing temperatures and under water to depths of up to 14 metres. £289.99 from currys.co.uk 2. Canon EOS 1200D with 18-55 mm lens Although it may be aimed at newbies to the big camera market, with an 18 megapixel sensor and a decent ISO light-sensitivity level that enables almost see-in-the-dark performances, this Canon definitely has a serious side, too. £439.99 from currys.co.uk 3. Sony Alpha a7 CSC with 28-70mm lens This new breed of Compact System Cameras offer all the functionality of larger cameras, but have removed the mirror so they’re smaller and lighter. This unit is Sony’s flagship snapper right now, offering a 24.3 megapixel sensor into a sturdy magnesium unit weighing in at just 416g. Clever internal workings mean it has super-fast autofocus. £1,499 from jessops.com 4. FujiFilm FinePix F900EXR Launched a year ago, this little belter can easily hold its own with later arrivals. Inside, you get a very decent 20x zoom lens plus 16 megapixel images and a loads of options to tweak your shots. On-board WiFi makes it easy to send images. £159.99 from amazon.co.uk 5. Samsung Galaxy WiFi Digital Camera By incorporating the Android operating system, this camera really packs a punch in the feature list. The 16.3 megapixel camera has a touchscreen interface accessing a 21x zoom via the 4.8-inch HD display. It takes pretty decent video footage too. Oh, and it features Samsung S Voice inside that responds to commands like “smile”, “record video” and “zoom in”. Clever. £199 from jessops.com 6. Nikon 1 S2 CSC with 11-27.5mm lens Underneath the summery case are impressive internal workings and image delivery. There isn’t a viewfinder, but you’ll soon get over that when you see what the 14.2 megapixel sensor does offer; shooting at speed and delivering 20 frames per second in autofocus and up to 60 in fixed focus. £379.99 from jessops.com

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Peace and quiet beside the river Get into the great outdoors at Slimbridge, writes Steve Mellen, where there is plenty of wildlife to spot amid gorgeous views

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FACTFILE Slimbridge is not far off the M5 between Bristol and Gloucester. Leave at either junction 13 or 14, depending on which direction you are coming from, and follow the brown signs. For ticket details and opening times, see www.wwt.org.uk, or call the centre on 01453 891900.

ou don’t have to travel far out of Bristol to find rural tranquility, and one of the best places to see nature at its most spectacular is just up the M5. Slimbridge Wetland Centre in Gloucestershire preserves the mudflats on the River Severn that draw wildlife aplenty – in particular, birds – to this part of the country. And nature lovers will find plenty to discover in the early summer if they make the trip to the centre. Away from the collection of geese, swans and flamingos found in the beautiful grounds lies the wild reserve, where visitors can use one of the many hides overlooking the estuary, or take a walk along the summer walkway.

Visitors can also book a place on a Land Rover safari, which travels along the sea wall. To our eyes, the mud flats may look unappealing, but to the many species of bird that visit, they are a rich source of food, and for birds on the annual migration, it’s a vital place to stop and build up their strength. June can still be very good for spotting migrants, especially small waders. Breeding birds are still busy and in the reed beds of the 100 Acre and South Finger areas, there should be plenty of activity, as some 180 pairs of reed warblers, along with sedge warblers and reed buntings are raising young. In and around South Finger is also an excellent spot to see blackcaps, lesser whitethroats, whitethroats and chiffchaffs. Other breeding birds that can be spied at Slimbridge around this time of year include water rails and Cetti’s warblers. The reserve covers 800 acres and, should you take up the option of a Land Rover safari, it’s a great way to explore the whole site. On the guided two-hour tour you may well see little egrets and grey herons as well as breeding wildfowl, like tufted ducks and shovelers. And it’s not just birds to keep an eye out for, as it’s not unknown to see grass snakes and – if you are very lucky – an otter. Even if you’re not a bird enthusiast, this is an unspoilt place and a great location to find some peace and quiet.

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■ Staged at the home of the British Grand Prix, the annual Silverstone Classic (July 25-27) is firmly established as the world’s biggest classic motor racing festival… and we are giving away five pairs of tickets worth £100 each for the Sunday of the event. With more than 1,000 entries, the Classic’s on-track entertainment features a mouth-watering array of Grand Prix, GT, Le Mans, single-seaters, sports and touring cars. There will be more than 20 races, many boasting massive, and oversubscribed, 58-car grids. Famous faces taking part include TV’s Tiff Needell, World Touring Car Champion Andy Priaulx and celebrity chef James Martin. In addition, more than 100 car clubs will be displaying in excess of 8,000 classic road cars. Highlights include celebrations to honour the 50th anniversary of the iconic Ford Mustang, a centenary party for legendary Italian supercar maker Maserati and Sir Stirling Moss heading a record parade of grand prix cars. Live entertainment will be provided by illustrious US boogie band Canned Heat on Friday night, with Bonnie Tyler headlining on Saturday. For more information and tickets, visit www.silverstoneclassic.com, or call 0871 231 0849. To win tickets to this summer’s extravaganza, simply answer the question: Which famous Italian marquee will be celebrating its centenary at this year’s Classic? ■ 1. Alfa Romeo ■ 2. Ferrari ■ 3. Maserati Email your answer, name, address, postcode and contact number to promotionsep @bepp.co.uk. Please mark the subject of the email as Silverstone. All entries must be received by noon on Friday, June 20.

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Lunch: New opening Making a success of sandwiches

lthough more and more of us are cutting back on our lunchtime spend in favour of homemade lunchboxes, sandwich sales are still growing on an annual basis. Last year, UK sandwich sales were valued at £2.83bn – a figure that presumably whet the appetite of Bristol chef Nick Kleiner, who has opened his third sandwich shop in as many years. Kleiner also runs Juniper, the popular neighbourhood restaurant in Cotham, but he has identified the growing trend for high-quality, sensibly priced sandwiches and last week he launched a new Sandwich Sandwich on Queens Road, in what had for years been a branch of Greggs. Opposite the museum and just down from the long-established Pret a Manger sandwich chain, it’s a site with plenty of footfall, although it has seen a number of independent food businesses come and go in recent years. The trump card for Kleiner is the close proximity to Bristol University – it’s directly opposite the Wills Memorial Building – and snaking queues of students are a common sight at other sandwich and takeaway food businesses nearby. Sandwich Sandwich has the added bonus of having a light and airy upstairs café, where you can eat any purchases made downstairs. With its retro Bush radios, enamel vintage signs and views of the bustling street below, it’s a relaxed

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space, although the grey/green carpet and white ceiling tiles have more than a hint of “former office” about them. As a chef, Kleiner certainly keeps his sandwich menus lively and interesting. The range of fillings is a world away from the run-of-the-mill staples of BLT and cheese and pickle. House sandwiches, priced from £3.75 to £4.75, include southern fried chicken, coleslaw and Creole sauce; poached salmon, watercress and hollandaise; or goats’ cheese, ratatouille, hummus and balsamic syrup. There are all-day breakfast baguettes, filled jacket potatoes, “fill your box” salads and hot meat sandwich specials such as barbecue pork belly, Swiss cheese, gherkins and onions, or slow-braised brisket of beef with caramelised onions, Russian dressing, Provolone cheese, lettuce, gherkins and gravy. With such a wide and exciting choice, asking for a boring old tuna and sweetcorn bap would be embarrassing. I went for the Jamaican lamb curry flatbread (£4.95) – a plentiful, value-for-money wrap packed with tender chunks of spicy lamb, sticky coconut rice, shredded carrot, spinach, cucumber and a curry sauce that inevitably dribbled out of the flatbread into the small basket in which it was served. I went back the following day for a takeaway slice of moist carrot, orange and walnut cake (£1.75) – a light cinnamony sponge with a layer of buttercream, chopped walnuts and slices of candied orange on top.

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SANDWICH SANDWICH 21a Queens Road, Bristol, BS8 1QE. Tel: 0117 925 2600.

VERDICT In a crowded market of venues around Queens Road competing for the student pound, Sandwich Sandwich offers an innovative range of high-quality lunchtime options at down-to-earth prices.

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Lunch: New opening Fresh start for Miners’ Institute

THE MINERS’ COFFEE SHOP New Road, Pensford, BS39 4AQ. Tel: 01761 492961

VERDICT More than a century since it was built for local miners and their families, this important part of Pensford’s heritage has entered a new era by offering unpretentious and good value food to locals and passers-by.

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he colliery may have closed in 1955 but Pensford’s long mining history is still remembered at the Miners’ Welfare Institute. Built in 1906 for local miners and their families, this stone building on the main Bristol to Wells road used to host parties, tea dances, weddings and skittles matches. Jazz man and local resident Acker Bilk used to play gigs here on a regular basis and many locals of a certain vintage met their future husbands and wives in this modest building, which, in more recent years, was used as a snooker hall. When the snooker club decided to call it a day earlier this year, half of the building was turned into a hairdresser’s, with the other half turned over to a café. The Miners’ Coffee Shop is run by former care home assistant Sally Daniels, who wanted to create a space where locals could meet for a coffee and catch-up. In the first few weeks of opening, the café has attracted plenty of local mums with toddlers, but also a fair few cyclists and walkers. A solid, square room with a high ceiling and two large windows overlooking Pensford’s Victorian viaduct and railway bridge, the café is light and airy, with stripped wood floors and minty green heritage paintwork. Other than a grainy photo of sooty-faced

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miners on the front of the menu, there aren’t too many reminders of the building’s history, but I did spot an old map of the Pensford coalfield and a list of mine shaft diameters, both presumably destined for the currently unadorned walls. On a drizzly Wednesday lunchtime, the café was doing a brisk trade, with a few locals nursing mugs of coffee on the two leather sofas and a couple of tables occupied by soggy walkers tucking into steaming bowls of leek and potato soup. The menus here are simple and excellent value. You could have a breakfast of two slices of toast with baked beans for £2.50, or a range of toasties for £3.45. There are also salads (£4.75) and sandwiches (all £2.95). My generously filled tuna and mayonnaise sandwich was served on thick, soft farmhouse bread with a pile of salt and vinegar crisps and a salad of cucumber, tomato, iceberg lettuce and diced peppers. I followed it with a deep wedge of homemade coffee and walnut cake (£2.25) which boasted an impressively light sponge studded with walnuts and topped with a glossy, coffee-flavoured buttercream. I washed it down with a well-made latte (£2), although there is also a large range of milkshakes, smoothies, soft drinks and Coke floats on offer.

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Dinner: Local favourite Excellent value traditional dishes

T REDLAND TANDOORI 20 Chandos Road, Redland, Bristol, BS6 6PF. Tel: 0117 946 6388

VERDICT The Redland Tandoori may be tucked away and uncompromisingly old-school, but none of it seems to make a jot of difference to the locals who flock here for the familiar, well-priced and consistently good food.

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witter, twitter, twitter – restaurants and chefs seem increasingly obsessed with enhancing their social media presence. But what about those places still stuck in the dark ages when it comes to widening their audience? The Redland Tandoori isn’t on Twitter or Facebook and it doesn’t have a website. In a world where chefs are tweeting with one hand as they cook with the other, such a lack of social media and online activity is almost unheard of, but has it really affected business at this backstreet Indian restaurant? Of course not. It’s packed most nights. In the heart of leafy Redland and surrounded by a healthy mix of students, young professionals and well-heeled families, it has been churning out good food to the locals for two decades. A small, narrow room seating no more than 40 people at a push, booking is pretty much essential any day of the week, but particularly on Sunday nights when there is an “eat as much as you like” buffet (£9.95 per person) running alongside the usual menu. At the far end, there’s a flatscreen TV on mute showing photos of Indian scenes, the walls are dotted with a few colourful paintings and on one side of the green-carpeted room is a row of booths. Rather than try to be a contemporary Indian restaurant, as is the trend, Redland Tandoori

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seems to embrace its old school values. OK, there’s no flock wallpaper, but the hot plates are battered and bruised, the scratchy tablecloths are burgundy and the “refreshing hot towels” presented after the meal are foil-wrapped and as tacky as the laminated dessert menu offering child-friendly ice creams served in plastic toys. The menu is vast, taking in all the usual high street curry house suspects, but in-the-know regulars tend to hone in on the tandoori dishes and chef’s specials, such as chicken tikka acharya (in a sauce of honey and tamarind) and tandoori trout. And then there’s the prices; in an area where houses often sell for £1m, many of the main courses are under £8, which appeals to its wide clientele. I started with the reshmi kebab (£4) – a juicy, well-seasoned patty of spicy minced lamb wrapped in an omelette as thin and delicate as lace. This was followed by garlic tikka bhuna chicken (£6.60), a medium-spiced dry curry with large pieces of tender, smoky chicken and a couple of bulbs’ worth of sweet, pungent garlic cloves. A portion of steaming hot pilau rice (£2.25) and side dish of sag aloo (£2.95) that was more spinach than potato brought the final tally to just under £12 before drinks, which seemed excellent value for the size of the portions and quality of the food.

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PUB OF THE WEEK THE CROWN, ST NICHOLAS MARKET

op in and rock out – that’s one of the cheery slogans on the website for The Crown in the heart of St Nicholas Market. The only Bristol pub owned by Cardiff company JW Bassett, which has several other venues across South Wales, The Crown has long been a haunt of heavy metal and rock fans, but also sports followers drawn to its Sky Sports HD, which should make it a popular place during the World Cup this month. Popular in the daytime with St Nicholas Market shoppers and local office workers, food is served all day and it’s all reasonably priced, with much of it under £5. There is a range of Pieminister pies, burgers, jacket potatoes and baguettes, with a “from the grill” section offering various steaks from the £5.99 8oz rump to the Desperate Dan-sized 32oz mixed grill at £13.99. There are also plenty of deals on offer, such as “two meals for £9.99”, including chilli con carne; fish and chips; or gammon, egg and chips. On Monday, any curry after 5pm costs £3.99, on Tuesday there’s a “buy one, get one free” offer on fish and chips and the Sunday roasts (£6.25) are especially popular. Although shelves lined with empty Jagermeister bottles are an indicator that some

regulars have a taste for the strong stuff, real ale and cider is taken seriously here and the choice changes frequently. Real ales on this occasion included Sitting Duck, Crown And Glory and Sadler’s Lady. My Wye Valley Dorothy Goodbody’s Golden Ale was in excellent condition and, at £3 a pint, great value for central Bristol. As well as Stowford Press cider on draught, there is a rotating selection of farm ciders served from boxes behind the bar, among them Hairy Ferret, Thistly Cross and Sheppy’s. Set across two levels, The Crown has two pool tables and there was live darts being shown on the TVs when I popped in last week. Black and white photos of old Bristol mingle with posters of Iron Maiden and Slayer and the heavy metal filtering through the speakers could not be described as background music. The Crown may not be for those in need of an evening of quiet reflection, but if you like your music loud and your food and drinks on the cheap side, it’s a reliable city centre pit stop.

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WINE OF THE WEEK LES JAMELLES VIOGNIER 2013

■ Next week at the Co-op, Les Jamelles Viognier 2013 will be modestly reduced from £6.49 to £5.49. It’s an easy, mellow just-dry Mediterranean warm-weather white showing the viognier grape’s trademark apricot and orchard fruit all nicely lifted by the citrus finish. A good white meat or fish match.

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s for many children of his generation, James Ramsden’s Thomas the Tank Engine lunchbox was a treasured possession. “It was so cool that, even as a five-year-old, I practically paraded down the street to school,” says Ramsden, now a respected food writer and host of cool London supper club, The Secret Larder. “The lunchbox offered fresh promise, new excitements, and something to look forward to at midday. Would it be a cheese and pickle sandwich, or a ham and lettuce bap? Would there be a chocolate biscuit, or fruit roll-up? Capri Sun or Um Bongo? Golden Delicious (thumbs up) or Granny Smith (thumbs down)? It was all about the intrigue of what was inside that Thomas the Tank Engine lunchbox.” Ramsden is now on a mission to liven up our lunchtimes with his new book, Love Your Lunchbox, which features 101 recipes that prove that homemade

Give your lunch a new lease of life lunches don’t have to be boring or repetitive. Most of the recipes can be prepared at home the night before and many are much cheaper than shopbought lunch offerings. From super noodles and soups to nutritious salads and innovative new sandwiches, the book is packed with great ideas that are sure to brighten up any lunchtime, whether you are eating it at your desk, in the park, or on the beach. Ramsden says: “With this book, I want to re-inject that sense of potential, that sense of anticipation. “Why not follow the Japanese and dive head first into a steaming bowl of slippery noodles, or the New Yorkers, with their pastrami and rye bread, or our Mediterranean cousins, with their fresh salads and nourishing grains? “This book is for anyone for whom lunch is something to enjoy rather than endure, to linger over rather than bolt down.”

Recipe from Love Your Lunchbox by James Ramsden, Pavilion, £16.99

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NORTH AFRICAN-STYLE CHICKEN BROTH SERVES 2 ■ Prep time: 15 minutes ■ Cooking time: 20 minutes ■ Freezable? Yes ■ Olive oil ■ 1 small onion, peeled and finely chopped ■ 1 garlic clove, peeled and finely chopped ■ Salt and pepper ■ 2 tsp ras-el-hanout ■ Half tsp chilli flakes ■ 400g/14oz canned chopped tomatoes ■ 400ml/14fl oz chicken stock ■ A pinch of sugar ■ 50g/1.75 oz/5 tbsp couscous ■ 70-100g/2.5-3.5oz cooked chicken, shredded ■ 2 preserved lemons, flesh discarded, peel roughly chopped

In truth, you could do this with any leftover meat. Lamb or beef will benefit from a longer, gentler cooking time. Ras-el-hanout is a North African spice blend that you can find in the spice section of most supermarkets these days. ■ AT HOME: Heat a splash of oil in a saucepan over a low heat and add the onion and garlic. Season with salt and pepper, cover and cook for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until soft. Turn up the heat to medium and add the spices. Stir briefly, then add the tomatoes, stock, and a pinch of sugar. Simmer for seven to 10 minutes. Meanwhile, boil a kettle and cook the couscous according to packet instructions. Stir the cooked couscous and shredded chicken through the soup. If using, add the chopped lemon. Cool, cover, and store in the fridge for up to two days. ■ IN EACH LUNCHBOX: A portion of broth (in a microwaveable container). ■ TO FINISH: Microwave on medium for four minutes, or gently reheat in a saucepan.

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Canada’s Maple Leaf Trail

America’s Golden West

Exciting cities – Toronto, Ottawa, Montréal, Québec – breathtaking scenery, wide open spaces and ‘big skies’, and one of the world’s most awe-inspiring natural wonders, ensure the popularity of this wonderful holiday.

The glamour of Las Vegas, the awesome beauty of the breathtaking Grand Canyon – carved over millennia – and the sun-kissed towns and cities of the California coast – including sparkling ‘LA’ and beautiful San Francisco – are all combined in this wonderful escorted holiday crammed full of unforgettable highlights.

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Departing October 2014

Our price includes: • Return transatlantic flights from London Gatwick and Birmingham to Toronto • Six nights’ accommodation at comfortable touring hotels in Toronto (3 nights) and Montréal (3 nights) • A full day visit to the spectacular Niagara Falls

• A full day visit to Québec City • Scenic drive on the ‘Maple Leaf Trail’ from Toronto to Montréal and Québec, via Ottawa • Comfortable coach travel throughout • The services of a tour manager

Our price includes: • Return flights from London Heathrow • Stunning San Francisco • Beautiful Carmel-by-the-Sea and Monterey • Drive the Pacific Coast Highway • Overnight in Morro Bay • Hollywood & Los Angeles

• Glittering Las Vegas • The awesome Grand Canyon • Twelve nights’ accommodation at good quality hotels • Comfortable coach travel • The services of a tour manager

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New England in the Fall

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Washington, New York & Niagara Falls

Departing September and October 2014

Join us for an unforgettable journey through the glorious New England countryside ablaze with the reds, yellows and gold of the fabled ‘Fall Foliage’ season. The holiday includes visits to glittering New York, elegant Boston and a meandering tour through the colours of New Hampshire. Stunning scenery – and stunning value!

The plunging Falls at Niagara, the heart of historic America and all the breath-taking mesmerising magic of New York - ‘the City that Never Sleeps’ – combined in one unforgettable holiday!

Our price includes:

• Return flights from Birmingham • Six nights’ hotel accommodation • Fly to Toronto and travel south to historic Harrisburg • Explore all-powerful Washington, DC, Philadelphia and glittering New York • Journey through beautiful up-state New York

• Return flights from London Heathrow to New York • Scenic touring through the lanes of New Hampshire, Vermont and Maine, including Kancamagus Highway • Full day visit to Boston • Full day visit to Manhattan

• Visit to the Yankee Candle Factory • Seven nights’ accommodation at good quality hotels in New York area (2 nights), Stratton, Vermont (1 night) Bethel in Maine (2 nights) and Boston area (2 nights) • Comfortable coach travel throughout • The services of a tour manager

Our price includes: • Gaze in awe at mighty Niagara • Comfortable coach travel • The services of a tour manager

0843 487 5833 Quote BEP www.newmarket.travel/bep Calls cost 5ppm from a BT landline. You may also be charged a connection fee. Mobile and other providers’ charges may vary. Operated by Newmarket Air Holidays Ltd. ABTA V7812, ATOL protected 2325. Prices are per person, based on 2 sharing. Subject to availability. Single supplements apply. Terms and conditions apply. These suppliers are independent of Local World. When you respond, the holiday supplier and Local World may contact you with offers/services that may be of interest. Please give your mobile or email details if you wish to receive such offers by SMS or email. We will not give your details to other companies without your permission.

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Cornish cookery school’s catch of the day Tim Davey sharpens his culinary skills with a day preparing, gutting, cooking and eating freshly caught fish at Rick Stein’s school in Padstow

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had been asked to report at 8.45am prompt on the harbourside in the popular Cornish port of Padstow. Fifteen minutes later, my persona had been transformed. Out went the sloppy, casual clobber of holidays, replaced by sparkling chef’s whites and an apron. For this was Rick Stein’s famous Seafood Cookery School. Ahead of me lay an entire day of culinary adventure, prospect about which I confess to feeling somewhat apprehensive. Fish, the cooking of, was the subject matter and, as close family will tell you, I don’t mind the taste of fish, although my eating experience is sullied somewhat if I encounter a stray bone while consuming it.

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So this day-long course was going to show me and the dozen or so others in attendance just how to go about preparing and cooking a selection of contrasting catches from the deep. Eight hours later I would emerge on to the harbourside again, totally fulfilled and brimming with culinary confidence after what was a fabulous day’s tuition. Think MasterChef’s TV kitchen studio and you begin to get the picture so far as the Seafood School’s lay-out is concerned, save for the fact that our tutor for the day, Mark Puckey, showed us precisely how to prepare each dish as we gathered round. The instruction was enhanced, too, by overhead closed circuit TV which zoomed in on each of the techniques being demonstrated. Advance instructions from the Seafood School had suggested all those participating should have only a “light breakfast” and it soon became apparent why. You see, we ate what we cooked. And what we cooked was not one, but four dishes – the first of which we’d consumed by about 11am. Although we quickly worked up an appetite as we had to rapidly learn all the various aspects of decapitating, skinning, boning and gutting the fresh fish each of us were given. I have never worked with knives so sharp and now realise what a difference quality kitchen equipment makes. We worked in twos. Jo, my cooking partner, was there as part of a special birthday celebration and we congratulated ourselves on how well we worked together as a team (one flaming pan incident aside, that is!). After each dish was prepared, we would all sit down at a long table, overlooking the sea, to consume our creations. We began with fillets of John Dory, with olives, capers and rosemary. Pan-fried gurnard with sage and garlic butter followed. Then came steamed monkfish with wild garlic and ginger. And we ended with a personal flourish by preparing a Dover sole a la meuniere. But if we thought it had finished there, we were wrong. Fish dish number five came courtesy of chef/tutor Mark, who rounded off an exceptionally fine day with a lobster bouillabaisse for us to polish off before we tumbled out into the late afternoon. I could not believe how exhilarated I felt at doing something like this and it gave me the confidence to return home and actually cook some of the dishes we were shown. I have done two so far, which have met with domestic meal-time acclaim. And the best bit is, I also have a certificate to prove my competency. Thanks, Rick!

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■ Tim stayed at Stein’s at Trevone Farm (prices from £500) and attended the Padstow Seafood School for a one-day course (prices from £30.) He ate at St Petroc’s Bistro, The Cornish Arms in St Merryn and Stein’s Fish & Chips. You can check out details for all of these on the website www.rickstein.com and make reservations on 01841 532700.

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‘We always do it for the love of doing it’

GIG OF THE WEEK: Pylo Thekla, Friday, June 13. See listings for details.

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ince forming in the spring of 2012, Pylo have enjoyed a swift ascent to prominence within the music industry, while insisting on doing things their way. Intelligent and uncompromising, this young Bath five-piece are born of a mutual desire to make compelling and original music that has 50 years of great British rock ‘n’ roll in its DNA. Tonight, the band play Bristol’s Thekla as a warm-up for a prestigious appearance at the Isle of Wight festival, where they share the bill alongside the likes of Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kings of Leon, Suede and Biffy Clyro. “I honestly don’t know how we got the Isle of Wight gig, we just got the call to say we would be doing it,” laughs frontman Matt Aldus. “It’s an amazing festival with incredible line-ups year after year, so to be part of that culture is a great feeling and we are just looking forward to getting there and getting in amongst it. It’s a massive deal to us.” Since the band’s debut EP last year, Pylo have been gaining an ever-increasing following around the UK. The EP saw them attract radio support from the likes of Rob Da Bank (Radio 1), Dermot O’Leary (Radio 2), Steve Lamacq and Tom Robinson (6 Music) and a swathe of reviews that has seen them compared to the likes of Elbow, The Verve, Pink Floyd, Radiohead and Primal Scream. Interest in Pylo has intensified since the April release of their second EP, The Woman, and the band’s live shows have seen them winning fans across the country, from their Club NME show at London’s Koko to their much talked about performance at Bestival. Growing national acclaim has meant fewer local gigs, but Matt says they are looking forward to their Thekla appearance. “We’re really excited because we haven’t played a home show for some time now so it will be good to be able to do that. The Thekla is one of my favourite venues in Bristol and we all can’t wait to show people some newer material against the older songs – I think it’s going to be a good one. “We’ve played a lot in Bristol. When we started out, we would play anywhere that would have us, but would always play The Croft, The Junction, The Louisiana, Thekla and The Fleece.” Pylo was formed in 2012 by Matt and friends James Scott, Richard Gully and Max Blunos, with keyboard player Rhys Friery joining last

year. Despite their seasoned interest in music, these early 20-somethings are far from just retro-revivalists. Pylo possess a far broader range of influences, from a legacy of rhythm and blues through to prog and right up to the recent nu-folk booms. Pylo also have a repertoire of songs that are tailor-made to fill stadiums and arenas and it only seems right that they are due to play a number of big festivals this summer. “I think it’s a sound that finds you as a group and it happens naturally. We love that people think we could be that big and our music would hold a venue of that size, but it’s not our goal,” says Matt. “Our goal is to connect with people and to make music people will care about. “The reality is that we are still in small venues at the moment and we love it. Playing to 60 or 70 people in a small club is an amazing experience when those people are connecting with what you are showing them. “The size of the venue doesn’t matter, and we would never shy away from playing big venues, but we never intended to make music to fill those kinds of stages. It’s always about the song and the people listening.” Both Pylo EPs have attracted glowing reviews from music critics, but Matt admits being particularly amused by the Guardian critic, who described his vocals as sounding “like Robbie Williams doing an impression of Bono fronting Coldplay”. “I thought it was fantastic, but then I think anyone would be hard pushed to be offended by being compared to three of the biggestselling artists of all time.” Although committed to the Pylo cause, the band members are still keeping their day jobs, including Matt, who works in the Bristol branch of Topman. “Music is far from a rich industry, especially at our level, so we all have to hold down jobs while doing this. It makes things tricky and frustrating at times, but you have to do it to be able to make music. “There is no money in it at the moment, but we get fantastic opportunities and support from our label and our management and we consider ourselves to be lucky. “At the end of the day, we still have to find ways to put food on the table and keep a roof over our heads. “It’s different for everyone, but I don’t think the perception of musicians today is accurate. We work long hours and put in 200 per cent all of the time, but nobody pays you for it. We always do it for the love of doing it.”

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especially at our level, so we all have to hold down jobs while doing this... At the end of the day, we still have to find ways to put food on the table and keep a roof over our heads.”

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Chester & the Tatton Park Flower Show

Bletchley Park The Secrets of War

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Bursting with summer colour and vibrant displays, the hugely popular Tatton Park Flower Show, set in 24 acres of beautiful parkland, is one of the highlights of the gardening year. See the latest in garden design and equipment, get advice and inspiration and return home full of ideas!

Clandestine operations, Enigma Machines and tales of spies and deception are brought to life on this fascinating visit to Bletchley Park, site of secret code-breaking activities and of Winston Churchill’s “Silent Geese who laid the golden eggs but never cackled.” This promises to be an intriguing insight into the ‘secrets of war.’

Our price includes: Show • Return coach travel from the local area • A visit to Chester • One nights’ dinner, bed and • The services of a tour manager English breakfast accommodation at a hotel in the North West area • Entrance to the Tatton Park Flower

Our price includes: • Return coach travel from the local area • A visit to Oxford • One night’s dinner, bed and English • The services of a tour manager breakfast accommodation in a good hotel in the Luton area • A visit to Bletchley Park

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The Spanish Riding School of Vienna

£209 per person

Battlefields of World War One

Departing 15 & 16 Nov 2014

Departing 13 Jun & 19 Sep 2014

The Spanish Riding School of Vienna are back in Britain with just three performances at London’s Wembley Arena. And this is your chance to be at one of them! Don’t miss this opportunity to see the elegant riders and famous white Lipizzaner stallions performing classical dressage in its purest form. Our price includes:

Visit the poignant sites, memorials and cemeteries of the Somme and Ypres Salient on this exceptional break. Understand the tragic events that unfolded resulting in WW1 and hear countless stories of personal bravery. With a knowledgeable guide on hand bringing to light what really happened, this promises to be a moving experience that you won’t forget.

School of Vienna at Wembley • Return coach travel from the local Arena area and coaching throughout • The services of a tour manager • One night’s bed and English breakfast accommodation at a hotel in the Greater London area • A ticket for the Spanish Riding

• Coach travel & Channel crossings • Three nights’ bed and continental breakfast in the Lille area • Sight seeing of the Somme and Ypres Salient

Our price includes: • Entrance to the Historial de la Grande Guerre and In Flanders Field museums • Visit to Menin Gate • The services of a tour manager

0843 487 5833 Quote BEP www.newmarket.travel/bep Calls cost 5ppm from a BT landline. You may also be charged a connection fee. Mobile and other providers’ charges may vary. Operated by Newmarket Promotions Ltd. ABTA V787X. Prices are per person, based on two sharing. Subject to availability. Single supplements apply. Terms and conditions apply. These suppliers are independent of Local World. When you respond, the holiday supplier and Local World may contact you with offers/services that may be of interest. Please give your mobile or email details if you wish to receive such offers by SMS or email. We will not give your details to other companies without your permission.

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SPIRIT CARAVAN FLEECE

THE DARLINGTONS LOUISIANA

aunton band The Darlingtons are based in Sheffield these days, but they make a welcome return to the South West tonight with a gig at the

Louisiana. Having played gigs all over the UK, this alternative guitar four-piece has developed an accomplished live persona and a big sound more suited to bands playing arenas than sweaty clubs. After a couple of well-received sets at the Great Escape Festival, and sell-out shows across Europe, it can only be a matter of time before tracks such as Don’t Give Me Hope and Watch

Yourself reach a tipping point, as their cult following is converted into mass appeal. Furious, powerful, occasionally melancholic, The Darlingtons’ live shows explode into life from the first note and they have been likened to Psychedelic Furs and Echo & The Bunnymen. They arrive in Bristol as part of their Build Me Up tour to promote new single Rotations, which follows hot on the heels of last year’s Who Says There’s No Beach in Doncaster EP. ■ Friday, June 13. See listings for details.

egendary American doom metal guitarist and vocalist Scott “Wino” Weinrich makes a rare UK appearance with his Maryland-based “stoner rock” trio, Spirit Caravan. An ex-member of the influential 1980s metal act Saint Vitus, Weinrich formed the band after the break-up of The Obsessed, and Spirit Caravan are back on the road for US tour dates and European festival appearances. The line-up features drummer Henry Vasquez (Saint Vitus, Debris Inc. and Blood of the Sun) and bass player Dave Sherman, who previously played in Wretched, Sourvein and Earthride. Weinrich is a towering figure on the American heavy metal scene and the 53-year-old is recognised as one of the pioneers of doom metal since forming his first band, War Horse, in 1976. Their Fleece gig is the first of only three UK shows. ■ Wednesday, June 18. See listings for details.

TALVIN SINGH: BOMBAY TALKIES LANTERN AT COLSTON HALL

alvin Singh, one of the most influential figures in British Asian music, celebrates 101 years of Indian cinema with this blend of film and live music. The Mercury Prize-winner and master of the tabla has assembled a cross-cultural line-up of superb musicians to improvise a new score to the iconic Indian arthouse classic Devi (1960). Exploring and extending key elements of the film’s original soundtrack, the musicians

riff and reinvent the score in a potent blend of classical Indian and contemporary music. Devi (Goddess) is a seminal work by Satyajit Ray, who has achieved iconic status in India and is acknowledged as one of the most significant film-makers of the 20th century. Talvin also performs a classical duet with renowned sitar player, Roopa Panesar, and rounds off the night with a finale to selected still images from this epic masterpiece. ■ Saturday, June 14. See listings for details.

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onight’s party at the Old Crown Court features a pair of true innovators, both of whom have inspired new genres. Headliner Todd Edwards, pictured left, is something of a living legend, whose admirers refer to him as “Todd the God”. Born in New Jersey, Edwards started putting outtracksintheearlyNineties,manyofthemfor New York’s influential Nervous Records. Grittier than most US house and garage of that era, Edwards’ sound was full of distinctive tics – elastic basslines, itchy percussion and vocal lines that were chopped up and rebuilt into unnatural formations. Along with fellow Americans like Mark “MK” Kinchen and Armand Van Helden, Edwards’ work was a huge influence on the emerging UK garage scene, which would go on to conquer the pop charts at the turn of the millennium. Since

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then, Edwards has worked with Daft Punk as both singer and co-producer, while continuing to excel as both a producer and in-demand DJ. Main support El-B isn’t as famous as Edwards, but his legacy is unavoidable. Growing up in South London, Lewis Beadle was originally half ofa duocalledGrooveChronicles,whoreleased a series of ground-breaking UK garage tracks between 1996 and 1999. Along with solo efforts like Buck ‘n’ Bury and his remix of Zed Bias’s Neighbourhood, these songs added a dark, claustrophobic dubbiness to the two-step template. Aspects of the El-B sound can be heard in grime and UK Funky – not to mention the work of maverick artists like Burial and Zomby. More obviously, it directly spawned dubstep – arguably the most influential electronic genre of the last ten years. ■ Friday, June 13, www.facebook.com/MadLuvUK

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ambridge to Canterbury, Ealing to Edinburgh, The Sixteen is making a “choral pilgrimage”. And not for the first time. In fact, Harry Christophers’ blue chip chamber choir is lacing up for its 14th “pilgrimage”, a seven-month, UK-wide tour to some of the country’s finest cathedrals, abbeys and churches, and as ever Christophers has assembled a literally divine programme of sacred music. This year’s edition takes its title from a work sung in the choir’s debut concert more than 30

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sequel to the previous evening’s violin and piano recital, in which Rupert Marshall-Luck and Matthew Rickard give the UK premiere of the Gallipoli Sonata by Frederick Septimus Kelly, composed during snatched moments in his tent at Gallipoli in 1915. It’s prefaced, incidentally, by a near-contemporary work with local connections: Vaughan Williams’ The Lark Ascending, premiered, improbably, at Shirehampton village hall. ■ Saturday, June 14. See listings for details.

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This colourful autumn cruise from Bristol sees Discovery head into the warmer waters of Iberia, offering the chance to discover some richly contrasting ports of call and to enjoy some wonderful days at sea.

Cruise to the Dutch capital of canals and cobblestones, Amsterdam and the exquisite little Normandy town of Honfleur, with its picturesque old harbour. Onto Antwerp, the Diamond Capital of the World and Cornwall’s historic maritime Falmouth to conclude the delightfully contrasting ports of call on this sailing from Bristol that is the perfect end to summer.

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True story of slavery, love and privilege

eauty is in the eye of the beholder, but when that beauty defies the social mores of a prejudiced era, it must be cherished in secret. Belle is the enchanting dramatisation of a true story of fortitude across racial and class divides at a time when pompous men of privilege were vociferously debating the end of slavery in England. The high-profile case at the centre of the debate concerned the crew of a ship called the Zong, who had thrown dozens of slaves overboard because they claimed they did not have enough supplies for the duration of the voyage. When the ship reached port, the Zong’s Liverpool-based owners demanded compensation for the lost slaves, but insurers refused to honour the claim. The subsequent trial posed uncomfortable questions about the monetary value of human life. Inspired by an 18th-century painting commissioned by William Murray, who was then Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales, Amma Asante’s handsome period piece illuminates the debate and some of the characters, whose lives intersected at this historical crossroads. Captain Sir John Lindsay (Matthew Goode) brings his illegitimate, mixed race daughter Dido (Lauren Julien-Box) to England and entrusts the child to his aristocratic uncle, Lord

Mansfield (Tom Wilkinson) while he returns to sea. Lord Mansfield’s wife (Emily Watson) is opposed to the plan, but they permit Dido to stay, allowing their great-niece to become a constant companion to her cousin, Elizabeth (Cara Jenkins). The girls blossom and Lady Elizabeth (now played by Sarah Gadon) prepares to seek a wealthy husband. Dido (now played by Gugu Mbatha-Raw) is afforded certain privileges by her lineage, but she must remain behind closed doors at important social gatherings. Oliver Ashford (James Norton), the handsome offspring of Lord and Lady Ashford (Alex Jennings, Miranda Richardson) is a potential love match for Elizabeth, but he is more interested in Dido. However, Dido’s head is turned by idealistic lawyer John Davinier (Sam Reid), who is heavily involved in the Zong case and opens her eyes to the barbarism of slavery. Elegantly scripted by Misan Sagay, Belle is a beautifully crafted companion piece to 12 Years A Slave that traverses a moral maze through British eyes and reminds us that we have blood on our hands, too. The ensemble cast delivers excellent performances, particularly Mbatha-Raw, who possesses beauty and vulnerability on camera. She catalyses smouldering screen chemistry with Reid and dramatic momentum steadily builds to Lord Mansfield’s deliberation on the Zong case, watched intently by Dido and Davinier. Like them, we’re spellbound by his ruling.

BELLE (12A, 104 mins) Starring Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Sam Reid, Tom Wilkinson, Emily Watson and Tom Felton.

VERDICT Smoldering on-screen chemistry and stunning period detail bring this fascinating true story to life.

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BRISTOL BAD FILM CLUB The Cuban, Harbourside, Thursday, June 19, 8pm, £5 advance, £6 on the door, all profits to Slimbridge Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust. Visit www.bristolbadfilmclub.co.uk.

s part of Bristol’s Big Green Week, the Bristol Bad Film Club is raising awareness of climate change with the environmental “thriller” Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Filmed on a budget of $10,000 and heavily “influenced” by Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds and Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth, director James Nguyen’s infamous film is widely regarded as one of the worst films of all time. The film revolves around Victoria Secret model/ part-time photo developer Nathalie (Whitney Moore) and aspiring environmental software salesman Rod (robot-impersonatinga-human Alan Bagh) who must survive when their small town is besieged by killer eagles – who have been turned mad by climate change. How global warming has made these eagles cause wildfires, spray acid and explode on impact is unexplained, but it is put down to the human species “playing cowboy with nature”. The story behind Birdemic: Shock and Terror has only added to its notoriety. It was made with no studio support, largely self-financed and drew internet ridicule for its poor quality and seriously bad CGI. “The acting is uniformly delivered with the flatness of someone who’s taken a handful of anti-psychotic medication,” said Jim Slotek of Jam!Movies.

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Nguyen made headlines when he travelled to the Sundance Film Festival to promote the film by handing out flyers to passers-by from his van, which was adorned with stuffed birds and paper signs that read “BIDEMIC.COM” – yes, he spelled the title of his own film incorrectly. Bristol Bad Film Club co-founder Tim said: “It challenges The Room for the sheer mind-numbing incomprehensible deludedness of its creator to its quality. It really is that bad.”

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n May 5, 1993, three eight-year-old boys – Stevie Branch, Christopher Byers and Michael Moore – went out on their bicycles and never came home. The following day, the youngsters’ bodies were recovered from a muddy creek: all three were naked and bound hands to feet. The finger of suspicion pointed at 18-year-old Damien Echols (played here by James Hamrick), a heavy metal fanatic with an interest in white witchcraft, and his two friends, 17-year-old Jessie Misskelley Jr (Kristopher Higgins), and 16-year-old Jason Baldwin (Seth Meriwether). After hours of police interrogation, Misskelley Jr confessed to the murders and the three teenagers stood trial. They vigorously protested their innocence, but were found guilty. Baldwin and Misskelley Jr were sentenced to life in prison and Echols to death by lethal injection. More than 18 years later, the men were released after DNA evidence cast doubt on the convictions. Atom Egoyan’s film pointlessly dramatises proceedings from the point of view of private investigator Ron Lax (Colin Firth), while Stevie’s mother Pam (Reese Witherspoon) wonders whether her husband Terry (Alessandro Nivola) and Christopher’s stepfather might be implicated in the crime. Devil’s Knot is a pedestrian reconstruction that lacks any sense of dramatic momentum, and Oscar winners Firth and Witherspoon struggle in vain to conjure emotion from a linear, plodding script.

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PICK OF THE WEEK: Gas Girls, Monday, June 16, at the Wickham Theatre; Saturday, June 21, at Withywood Community Centre; Tuesday, June 24, at Orchard School, Horfield.

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Women of the gas factory

COMPETITION WIN TWO PAIRS OF TICKETS TO SEE ANDY FORD

Bristol theatre company acta are shining a light on a forgotten piece of history, with a powerful play about the women who risked their lives in a top secret mustard gas factory in Avonmouth, writes Natalie Banyard

he horrific experiences of soldiers who were either killed or permanently scarred by mustard gas during the First World War are well documented, but few know the story of the women who put their lives at risk in Bristol’s deadly munition factories. In 1918, Avonmouth was the centre of Britain’s chemical warfare industry, with two top secret factories making and filling shells with mustard gas, employing hundreds of local women and girls. Now, as we look back 100 years on from the outbreak of the Great War, Bristol theatre company acta has brought the forgotten stories from the bulldozed plant back to life. Gas Girls tells the riveting and moving story of the Avonmouth munitions workers. Neil Beddow, artistic director of the production, said he was inspired to create the piece after reading a 2012 story in the Bristol Post about suspected mustard gas exposure during building work on the site of the factory. “The more we found out, the more astonishing it became, and we decided that the story should be told,” explains Neil. “So in May 2013, we embarked on an 18-month project to uncover the untold story of the women and men that worked in the mustard gas factories.” acta formed a research team with local volunteers and spent months investigating in the National Archives, Bristol Records Office, the Imperial War Museum and the Forces War Records. “We were privileged to look at many

documents classified as top secret and found a lot of little-known information, which was both equally exciting and distressing,” says Neil. “The more we discovered, the more horrifying the facts became, and the more important the play became to us.” Mustard gas was one of the most lethal of all the poisonous chemicals used during the war, causing severe burning of the skin, eyes and respiratory tract. The Government had decided that mustard gas was key to winning the war, and the women in the munitions factories worked in extraordinarily dangerous conditions, with terrible consequences for their health. Neil discovered that seven people died at the Avonmouth factories and conflicting evidence that about 3,000 were injured. “There were probably more,” he acknowledges, “but many went unrecorded.” Despite these risks, the women and girls faithfully continued their work and Gas Girls is about the beliefs that drove them, the hardships they endured and the friendship and humour that bound them together. The powerful and evocative play, performed by a cast of 20 local people of all ages, previewed to an ecstatic reception in March and three sell-out nights at Avonmouth Community Centre. There will be a further four performances around Bristol throughout June. Neil concludes: “This story has become a part of us all, and this play an act of remembrance; in a year when everyone’s thoughts turn back 100 years, it has been our mission to try to bring the past to life, to shine a spotlight on a forgotten piece of history, to let the Gas Girls speak.”

n Sunday, June 22, 2014, West Country comedy star and panto favourite Andy Ford returns to The Bristol Hippodrome. Performing his one-man stand-up show for the whole family, this is good old-fashioned, no-swearing humour at its best. Every year Andy is supported by established stage performers, however this time around the honour goes to the talented youngsters from The Big Act drama school based in St Paul’s, Bristol. Andy commented: “Last summer I was asked to host The Big Act’s Seussical the Musical show at The Bristol Hippodrome and I was so impressed at the talent on display that I asked them to do the opening spot for me at this year’s comedy show.” The Bristol Hippodrome is offering two pairs of tickets to see the 7.30pm performance on June 22. To enter simply email your name, address, postcode and contact number to promotionsep@bepp.co.uk. Please mark the subject of your email as Andy Ford. All entries must be received by noon on Thursday, June 19.

■ Terms and conditions: The winners will be the first two names drawn at random from all eligible entries. Tickets are valid for the stated date only and are nonrefundable. Standard Local World rules apply. For a full list, please visit www.bristolpost.co.uk/houserules

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THE WINTER’S TALE TOBACCO FACTORY THEATRES DUMBSTRUCK TOBACCO FACTORY THEATRES

oving, charming and bustling with energy, Bristol-based Fine Chisel bring their award-winning play about the loneliest whale in the world to Tobacco Factory Theatres. Dumbstruck follows the life of Ted Tomkins, a brilliant scientist alone on an Alaskan island. Ted is a communications expert specialising in whale song, and one day he notices a call unlike any he’s heard before… So begins his fascination with the (true) story of the loneliest whale in the world. As these remarkable events unfold, we are transported back through Ted’s memories to a pirate radio station in the 1960s and, back further, to his unique childhood. The more we learn about Ted’s life, the more we understand his

desperate need to communicate with this extraordinary whale. The show’s playful musicality is captivating. Armed with a stage full of instruments and a box of chalk, Fine Chisel’s actor-musicians conjure the rush of waves, the buzz of a 1960s pirate radio station, and the wet world of marine mammal bioacoustics. Fine Chisel director and performer Tom Spencer says: “We can’t wait to share this story with new audiences. Dumbstruck is a joy to perform: foot-stomping rock’n’roll tunes one minute, a lecture about underwater communication the next.” ■ Tuesday, June 17, to Saturday, June 21. See listings for details.

THOROUGHLY MODERN MUSICALS THE BRISTOL HIPPODROME

he Pauline Quirke Academy of Performing Arts in Bradley Stoke and Bristol have joined together to present a musical theatre showcase at The Bristol Hippodrome. As the name suggests, Thoroughly Modern Musicals will see the youngsters, aged three to 18, perform extracts from some of the best West End musicals.

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There will be song and dance routines from Matilda, Mary Poppins, The Lion King, Wicked, The Little Mermaid and many more. Both Academies have recently performed in other productions in London’s West End at Her Majesty’s Theatre, and now look forward to performing together in their home town. ■ Monday, June 16. See listings for details.

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ristol Old Vic Theatre School’s International Students bring their unique talents to The Winter’s Tale, Shakespeare’s story of reconciliation and forgiveness. The skilled company, who enthralled audiences with last year’s production of The Rivals, will perform the magical play at Tobacco Factory Theatres next week. Leontes has everything a man could want: power, wealth, a loving family and friends. But jealousy causes him to break up his happy family, leading to years of guilt. Finally, he pays his debts and can be reconciled with his loving wife, Hermione. The Winter’s Tale takes the audience from deep tragedy to high comedy; from murderous jealousy to mystical redemption; from darkest winter to high summer. A must-see. ■ Thursday, June 19, to Saturday, June 21. See listings for details.

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PICK OF THE WEEK Jamaica Street Artists (JSA) Open Studios 2014, Friday, June 13, to Sunday, June 15, Jamaica Street Studios, Bristol. See listings for details.

ne of Bristol’s best-loved and most productive artist communities, Jamaica Street Studios, celebrates its 21st birthday this year – lending some extra appeal, if it were needed, to this weekend’s annual Open Studios event. Every June, resident artists at this thriving complex open up their studios all weekend for the event, which culminates in a popular mini-canvas auction. The Studios, housed in a Grade II listed former carriageworks, currently comprises 36 residents, including fine artists, illustrators, filmmakers and craftsmen. As well as simply a physical space, JSA is a unique and ambitious collective, with members exhibiting, collaborating and working both nationally and worldwide. Many of the current crop – such as painters Andrew Hood, Abigail McDougall and Rachel Milne, illustrator Bjorn Rune Lie, and many more – are known, exhibited and collected far beyond their native Bristol. After a private view on Friday night, the studios are opened from 11am to 5pm on both Saturday and Sunday, allowing Bristolians to tour the studios, talk with artists and buy work direct from them. The weekend’s finale is a mini-canvas auction held to raise money for the studios, a not-for-profit organisation. Each studio holder contributes a work of art towards

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the auction, giving Bristol’s art lovers a unique chance to own a mini-masterpiece. Current JSA residents include Dan Parry-Jones, whose paintings – acrylic on board with screen-printed details – feature recurrent themes of childhood and nostalgia with a slightly haunting flavour. A recent trip to Morocco, meanwhile, has inspired Dan’s newest paintings. Elsewhere, Daniel Ablitt works in oils on canvas and panel, creating pieces that range from small studies to larger pieces. As with Dan, recent travels (in this case to Argentina) have inspired Daniel’s current body of work. “From the glaciers and mountains of Patagonia to the wide open spaces of the pampas and the Andean steppe, Argentina’s landscapes are truly awe-inspiring, a feast for both the eye and mind,” Daniel explains. Daniel’s influences include Peter Doig and Caspar David Friedrich, both masters of aweinspiring, almost spiritual landscape painting. Elsewhere, the landscapes depicted in the ethereal paintings of Bristol artist Kate Evans seem both familiar and unknowable – depicting both an actual location, be it in the Alps or the American West, and also a mental landscape, an internal place of isolation and retreat. And, as Kate explains of her hauntingly beautiful paintings, this duality is deliberate. “My paintings are always of places I’ve trav-

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elled to, or visited,” she reveals. “I like the idea of a painting transporting you to another place or time. It’s this feeling of escapism, and the fantasy and promise of being in another location, that I’m trying to create – not that I don’t love being in Bristol!” Finally, Chris Wright creates cheery, sometimes crude, often surreal cartoon-like drawings for a host of projects. His drawings under The Williams Sisters’ moniker merged sports brands with renowned cheeses (Briebok, Filadelphia… you get the idea), “for no other reason than to put a wry smile on people’s faces”. “I guess I like to celebrate nonsense,” Chris explains. “I’m not afraid of colour and I tend to put faces on inanimate objects wherever possible. I’ve recently started my own music-themed T-shirt brand called Turbo Island, named after the brilliantly hopeless plot of land outside my studio window. I aim to release a new T-shirt every month, celebrating often forgotten, or unheard, musicians from the weirder zones of the musical universe.” Says illustrator and studio manager, Lucy Ward: “Open Studios is a rare opportunity to see inside a really interesting place that’s usually closed to the public. “It’s also a chance to deal direct with our artists, talk to them about their work and buy your own artworks straight from the source.”

EASTON ARTS TRAIL HOMES AND VENUES AROUND EASTON

HAMILTON HOUSE OPEN DAY 2014 HAMILTON HOUSE, STOKES CROFT

esident artists, performers and others at this dynamic, multi-use studio complex throw open their doors to the public this Saturday. Hamilton House’s studio residents include fine artists, photographers, illustrators, fashion and costume designers and puppeteers, so you’re assured of an eclectic showcase. There’ll also be taster sessions for many of Hamilton House’s regular workshops and classes,

including children’s storytelling and crafts, ink and stencils, mindful art making, greetings card making and many more, plus theatrical events, inspiring talks, creative arts workshops, live music, wellbeing treatments and food stalls. The festivities will close with a spectacular dance showcase in The Canteen, featuring tango, capoeira, belly and African dancing. ■ Saturday, June 14. See listings for details.

A VARIED APPROACH GUILD GALLERY

he Guild Gallery welcomes back the prolific iD Artists, 14 artists from Bristol and Somerset who work in a range of disciplines including painting, digital photography, printmaking, mixed media, contemporary textiles, ceramics and sculpture. As its name suggests, the group’s latest exhibition illustrates the wide-ranging interests of its members – from abstract interpretations of landscape via studies of the human face and emotion, to the sheer joy of working with shape, texture, colour and form. iD’s members include Gail Mason, a printmaking graduate from the University of the West of England who creates distinctive abstract and figurative prints on a variety of surfaces (Hesta, pictured). Elsewhere, Jane Barker is a UWE fashion/textiles graduate whose drawings and stitched works are inspired by the natural environment, while Dominic Hewitt’s abstract photography draws on shapes, forms and patterns.

t may not be the oldest but Easton’s neighbourhood art trail is now one of Bristol’s biggest, with an impressive 130 artists (including Pete Bullen, pictured) and performers in 35 open houses, 17 venues and five group venues. Highlights of this year’s trail include, in the J3 and Lawrence Hill underpasses, a photography exhibition of local heroes. Elsewhere, All Hallows Hall will be transformed into The Carpet Forest – a magical world of strange trees, lights, and bird sounds. Local group Litterarti, helped by more than 200 students from local schools, will demonstrate how litter can be transformed into objects of beauty and wonder, while unexpected places all around BS5 will be adorned with guerrilla knitting by local yarn bombers. You’ll also find, at various times and places, music from Batala Bristol Samba and Easton Community Choir, plus Ukrainian music, barbershop, jazz, reggae, soca, and gospel – plus some therapy and massage taster sessions to restore your vital energies. Foodies are well catered for, too: award-winning restaurants and shops have created a dish especially for the trail, or will be offering one of their staple dishes at a special price. Last, but not least, this year’s trail sees the launch of EAT’s first dedicated app, allowing you to find your way around, keep up with musical events, make a list of your favourite artists and more. ■ Saturday, June 14, and Sunday, June 15, Bristol. See listings for details.

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Join us for an exciting weekend in the French capital, culminating in the final kilometres of the 101st Tour de France, as those riders who have survived the most grueling three weeks in world sport arrive at the end of the race and contest the last leg-burning sprint finish in the shadow of the Arc de Triomphe. Our price includes: • Return coach travel • Return Channel crossings • Three nights’ bed & continental breakfast accommodation in a hotel on the outskirts of Paris

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Experience Europe’s richest horse race this Autumn – the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe at Longchamps in the Bois de Boulogne, Paris. A spectacle that simply has to be seen and experienced!

Discover four of Belgium’s most fascinating cities on this fantastic value summertime break! Famous for its quaint cobbled streets, picturesque canals and fine medieval architecture, we include a full-day to explore the exquisite ‘Chocolate and Lace’ city of Bruges. You’ll also enjoy a visit to stylish Brussels, historic Antwerp and medieval Ghent.

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Catch the finest shows ahead of the Fringe

Edinburgh Comedy Previews Monday, June 16, to Thursday, June 19, Wardrobe Theatre, above the White Bear pub, St Michael’s Hill, Bristol. See listings for details.

ext week brings the next four nights of these very fine Edinburgh preview sessions, which are colonising the bijou Wardrobe Theatre throughout much of June and July. Each night, a brace of circuit comics visit the Wardrobe to try out the new material that they’ll be taking to the Fringe – meaning discerning punters get two full stand-up shows

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by rising talents, all for a mere £5. Next week’s comics include, on Monday, June 16, the droll, sardonic Romesh Ranganathan and upbeat, hugely likeable urban comic Nathan Caton. The next night (Tuesday) it’s the turn of newcomers Jenny Collier and Tommy Rowson, while Wednesday evening brings sets from Tom Craine (pictured), a brainy, neurotic

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comic from Bath, and John Robins, a Bristol boy who cut his comic teeth alongside Russell Howard (they shared a Clifton house with James Dowdeswell, see Jongleurs right, and Mark Olver). Craine makes a return on the Thursday night, when he’s joined by the geeky hipster comic Joel Dommett (BBC3’s Impractical Jokers).

JONGLEURS COMEDY CLUB THE CUBAN, HARBOURSIDE FRIDAY

he pick of the weekend at Jongleurs is James Dowdeswell (pictured), a former Bristol resident with an affable, thoughtful demeanour. Dowdeswell honed his comedic skills on thesameBristolscenethatfosteredthelikes of Russell Howard, Mark Olver and Justin Lee Collins: he offers something different to all of these fine comics, though, with a thoughtful, whimsical style all his own. “A sackful of nice gags to back up this likeable personality,” we enthused. “He’s not a ribald roof-raiser, but warm, witty, good company, exuding the attitude of a quietly geeky man at odds with the world. And if you think white West Country boys can’t rap, you should hear his Eminem-style version of Hamlet.” James is joined by, among others, the cheeky, gregarious Scouser Brendan Riley and John Simmit, a sardonic Jamaican/ Brummie comic once best known as the voice of Dipsy on Teletubbies. ■ Friday, June 13, and Saturday, June 14, Unit 2, Building 11, Canon’s Way, Harbourside, Bristol, 9pm/doors 7pm/last entry 8pm, £12/£19.50 with main meal/£22 main meal & dessert on Friday and £15/£22.50 with main meal/£25 main meal & dessert on Saturday. 08700 111 960/ www.jongleurs.com

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o, not the Coldplay singer – but a very decent observational comic who seems to be rising steadily up the comedy lad-

der. Dubbed, not inaccurately in our view, “one of the UK’s best young observationalists” by The Guardian, the affable and good-looking Chris Martin uses his uniquely twisted logic to tackle an eclectic range of topics, from canine thought processes to the workings of fear. After a sold-out Edinburgh Fringe run in 2011 with his debut show, the nicely titled Chris Martin: No, Not That One, Chris returned to the Fringe in 2012 with Spot The Difference and in 2013 with Passionate About The Pointless, both to critical acclaim. Chris’ first solo tour kicks off in the autumn: meantime, grab a sneak preview of him at Colston Hall’s intimate Lantern before he graduates to the bigger venues.

■ Friday, June 13, Colston St, Bristol, 8.30pm, £12.90 incl booking fee. 0844 887 1500/ www.colstonhall.org.

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MR MERCEDES BY STEPHEN KING

Discovering stories behind our landmarks BOOK OF THE WEEK: The A-Z of Curious Bristol by Maurice Fells

ristol writer Maurice Fells believes the best way to discover a city’s curiosities is on foot – so that’s exactly what he did when researching his latest book. “It’s amazing what you can discover by walking,” he says. “At almost every turn in Bristol, from cul-de-sacs to crescents, I found something that aroused my curiosity. Clifton in particular has a rich seam of Bristol’s unusual history.” The A-Z of Curious Bristol is Maurice’s eighth history book about his beloved home town. And he has uncovered fascinating stories behind some of the city’s iconic and quirky landmarks. “High up on a wall near the University of Bristol’s Wills Memorial Building, for example, is a statue of a dog, which became an international trademark for a record company,” says Maurice. “Being a curious person I wanted to discover the story behind some of the many commemorative plaques across the city. On a house near the Clifton Suspension Bridge is a plaque to a woman who was still taking out patents for various contraptions that she invented when she was in her 70s. One of her inventions was a bed with built-in exercise equipment.” In Berkeley Square he came across the replica of the Bristol High Cross, which commemorates the granting of county status to the

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town in 1373 by Edward III. He discovered that the original once stood at the junction of Broad Street, Wine Street, High Street and Corn Street, but was later moved to College Green before ending up in Stourhead Park in Wiltshire. He says: “The replica was carved in the 18th century and is true to the original. It even includes statues of four past kings and queens in its niches. It seems as if it’s been abandoned and left to crumble in the wind and rain. There is no information board and you have to make an effort to find it.” Maurice also records the tragedy of the priest from Bristol Cathedral who died after falling down Pen Park Hole, Southmead, while he was trying to determine its depth. And he looks at the court case of the con-man who claimed he was the rightful heir to Ashton Court mansion and estate.

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The A-Z of Curious Bristol is published by The History Press priced £12.99.

■ Stephen King delivers his unmistakable brand of suspense and intrigue in a full-throttle page-turner, and his first “hard-boiled detective story”. Recently retired Detective Kermit William Hodges (Bill), is struggling to cope with a normal civilian life after devoting most of it to the police force. What’s even more depressing for him is retiring without catching the ruthless killer dubbed Mr Mercedes, who had ploughed into a group of people queuing for a job fair using a stolen Mercedes. As Hodges contemplates his empty life while watching meaningless daytime TV, a letter from the killer arrives, goading him as a failure and inviting him to talk about the crime and the suicidal feelings he may be harbouring on an anonymous social chat site called Under Debbie’s Blue Umbrella. What unfolds is an intense cat-andmouse chase between the two men, both set on completing their goal of catching the other. ■ Published in hardback by Hodder & Stoughton, priced £19.99 (ebook £7.47).

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THE SNOW QUEEN BY MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM ■ With his latest novel, the Pulitzer prize-winning author of The Hours once more demonstrates his psychological craftsmanship. Barrett Meeks is 40-ish and yet again unlucky in love when, walking through New York’s Central Park, he catches sight of an eerie light in the sky; inexplicably meaningful to Barrett, he begins to question its significance, while haltingly seeking his own. At home, his brother Tyler nurses his dying wife-to-be and tries to compose their wedding song. As snowflakes fall outside, Tyler pursues the elusive magic of creativity in the snowy vials of cocaine that he keeps in his bedside cabinet. It’s a novel for dreamers, delivered in Cunningham’s beautiful, spare prose. ■ Published in hardback by Fourth Estate, priced £16.99 (ebook £7.63).

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Net yourself a stylish and individual new home

ant a new home, but don’t want to live on an estate? This one, built by the present owner on a plot set back from the Bath Road, should fit the bill nicely. It has been designed with large rooms, including an open-plan kitchen and dining room, the decor has been kept plain and neutral throughout, and there are three bath/shower rooms shared between the five bedrooms. Natural light and storage solutions are provided by virtue of large windows, French doors, and extensive fitted wardrobes and cupboards, and some of the rooms which are laid with floor tiles are heated from beneath. The front door opens to a bright hallway, with an oak staircase rising to a galleried landing, and there is a coats cupboard with shelving and a cloakroom. Double glazed doors open from the hall to the main sitting room, which runs the width of the house, with windows at the front and

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French doors leading to a terrace at the rear. A stone open fireplace with oak mantle is the centrepiece here. A second large reception room on the ground floor could be used, as it is now, as living space, but the fact there is an en suite bath/shower room next door means it would be suitable for a dependent relative, or for someone with mobility problems. Towards the rear of the house is what is sure to be hub of the house for most families – a large open-plan kitchen and dining area, from where French doors lead to the garden. A range of high gloss cream units is covered with beige work tops, with a black ceramic sink. Integrated appliances include a dishwasher, five-ring hob, eye-level double oven, fridge and freezer, with space for a washing machine in the next door utility room. On the first floor, the huge en suite master bedroom has a vaulted ceiling with Velux windows and a bank of white built-in ward-

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robes, with mirrors and shelves. Elsewhere on this floor is a family bath/shower room and en suite second bedroom. The property is set back from the road behind a smart gravelled driveway with space for several vehicles in addition to a detached garage. There is a stone wall, laurel hedge and timber gate at the front, while at the rear is a paved terrace with lighting that would make a great entertaining space. There is also a lawn, cultivated beds and landscaped gravel area. To see for yourself what the property has to offer, pop along on Saturday, June 14, between 11am and noon. Just call the agent to confirm your attendance.

TENNIS COURT HOUSE Bath Road, Saltford

Four/five-bed detached £665,000 Davies & Way, 01225 400400

Stunning centrepiece makes best use of limited space Interiors Gill Richardson, from Bristol’s award-winning design practice Goodchild Interiors, shows that built-in furniture is the answer to the two-fold problem of limited space and a tight budget.

his room had been unsympathetically renovated in the past so that the stunning view of the suspension bridge was divided in two by a wall between two large sash windows. The living area and a window were one side, with the kitchen on the other side of the room next to the second window. This not only effectively cut the room in two, ruining some of the original proportions, but it made both spaces darker and smaller than they needed to be. The design challenge was to create a space that was light and airy, restore proportion and take advantage of the stunning view. At the same time, we needed to configure a living area, dining area and kitchen all within a small footprint. To add to the design limitations, we needed to consider budget and the Grade II listing of the building. We first removed the dividing wall so that the first thing to see upon entering the space were double sash windows offering light and elegance as well as the wonderful Bristol view. The kitchen was relocated to the back of the room taking advantage of tall walls for storage and a more natural horizontal division.

We created space within the scheme for the existing dining table and chairs, but put forward the idea of a built-in bench with display shelves above as part of the defining design feature. The built-in piece accentuates the height and proportions of the space and becomes a fitting part of the architectural character. Secondly, the design allows for the best use of dimensional space, with a bench against the wall allowing for flow between the dining table and sofa. As such, we have created a separate dining area that integrates seamlessly with the rest of the room. The bench is pleasingly reclaimed (it’s made from vintage shutters) making its credentials, as well as it’s looks, rather fabulous. This also kept the cost of making it within the budget and was a springboard for other quirky recycled items used within the scheme. Painted a pale Scandinavian blue to tie in the mix of materials, the bench hovers above a radiator, making it the best place to sit on a winter’s evening. The boxed-in pillars either side create an aesthetic symmetry that centralises the bench and shelves, despite the quirky angles of the

wall. Clever detailing within the design (by Paul Goodchild) makes this piece look like it’s always been there. If space is tight, budget is tight and storage is tight, then it undoubtedly pays to get the furniture right by designing it to fit. More of our built-in furniture designs can be viewed in context at www.goodchildinteriors.net.

GOODCHILD INTERIORS We offer a two-hour on-the-spot design consultation, during which you can “expect to be swept away with design ideas to suit your home and budget”. For details, contact Gill on 07850 499 007 or gill@goodchildinteriors.net. Goodchild Interiors has recently moved to The Old Railway Station, Sea Mills Lane, BS91DX.

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from Friday, June 13, 2014

England launch their World Cup campaign

FOREST GUMP JUNE 13 CHANNEL 4, 9PM ■ Avoiding the football? This Tom Hanks classic (and winner of six Oscars) is a corker. Hanks’ semi-literate everyman drifts through recent American history (Vietnam, the civil rights movement, assassinations, Watergate) and emerges triumphant – and his performance is truly remarkable. The effects are also stunning and Gary Sinise in support as an amputee combines brilliant acting with state-of-the-art technology.

TROOPING THE COLOUR HIGHLIGHTS JUNE 14 BBC2, 6.30PM ■ As a tradition it can be traced back centuries and, since 1748, this military parade has been staged to celebrate the reigning monarch’s official birthday – which is always in June, when the weather should, in theory, be somewhat clement. Let’s hope that is the case this year, as the Queen’s Colour of Nijmegen Company, Grenadier Guards, troop at Horse Guards Parade in Whitehall, central London. Bafta-winning news presenter Huw Edwards is in the commentary box.

MATCH OF THE DAY LIVE: ENGLAND V ITALY JUNE 13, BBC1, 10.20PM

oy Hodgson’s men get their World Cup Group D campaign under way at the Arena Amazonia in Manaus, Brazil. The sides also met in the quarter-finals of Euro 2012, when the Italians were largely dominant throughout, but the match ended 0-0, with the Azzurri progressing on penalties. The teams faced each other again two months later in a friendly, when England prevailed 2-1, but both sides were far from full-strength. Since that contest, England have qualified for this tournament in a competent, if unspectacular manner, winning six and drawing

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four of their 10 fixtures to finish one point clear of Ukraine at the top of the table. Meanwhile, Italy also earned six victories and four draws from their qualifiers, but they finished ahead of nearest challengers Denmark by six points. Both teams’ qualifying campaigns will give them hope of improving on poor showings at the 2010 World Cup. England were thrashed 4-1 by Germany in the last 16, while the Italians failed dismally in their defence of the trophy, going out at the group stage without a win. Presented by Gary Lineker, with commentary by Guy Mowbray and Phil Neville, the pundits are predicting a draw, so don’t expect any fireworks.

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FOSTERING & ME WITH LORRAINE PASCALE JUNE 19 BBC2, 9PM ■ Chef, best-selling author and former model Lorraine Pascale is one of TV’s biggest success stories of the past few years. BBC2 cookery shows like Baking Made Easy and Home Cooking Made Easy, as well as Sky Living cooking competition My Kitchen Rules, have seen her career go from strength to strength. However, her early years were a rollercoaster ride of emotions. She was born in London in 1971, adopted at 18 months, and then went into care aged eight. Here, Lorraine reflects on the impact fostering had on her life, recounting her experiences of being in care and tracking down the people who looked after her, who she hasn’t seen for more than three decades.

RED DWARF 9.55pm, BBC2

TV PICKS

TROOPING THE COLOUR 10.30am, BBC1

Live coverage from Horse Guards Parade, central London, as the Queen’s Colour of Nijmegen Company, Grenadier Guards, is trooped.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S). 10.30 Trooping the Colour (S,HD). See Choices Above. 1.05 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.20 Tennis from Queen’s (S,HD). The AEGON Championships semi-finals. 4.00 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). A look ahead to this evening’s opening World Cup Group D match between England and Italy. 4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Colombia v Greece (Kick-off 5.00pm).

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Red Dwarf is on a collision course with five black holes and Holly recommends that the crew members abandon ship and regroup after the danger is over. Cat and Kryten take off in Blue Midget, while Lister and Rimmer make their escape in Starbug, but are marooned when it is hit by a meteor and crash lands on an icy planet.

BBC2

7.00 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD). 7.30 The Beechgrove Garden (S,HD). 8.00 MOTD Kickabout (S,HD). 8.30 Brazil’s Soccer Cities (S,HD). 8.55 World Cup Films (S). 10.30 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 11.15 Wimbledon Classics (S,HD). 1.15 Talking Pictures (R,S). 2.00 Film: Citizen Kane (S) (1941). Oscar-winning drama, starring Orson Welles. ●●●●● 4.00 Tennis from Queen’s (S,HD). 5.30 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

CASUALTY 9.10pm, BBC1

Connie fights to save a man with dementia, a large group of patients is brought in after a boiler explodes and a father leaves with his ill son after waiting hours to be seen.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S). 9.25 The Hungry Sailors (R,S,HD). 10.20 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 Storage Hoarders (R,S,HD). 12.30 All Star Mr & Mrs (R,S,HD). 1.30 Fool Britannia (R,S,HD). 2.00 Film: Babe: Pig in the City (S,HD) (1998). ●●● 3.40 Gail & Me: 40 Years on Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 4.10 All Star Family Fortunes (R,S,HD). 5.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD).

GRAND DESIGNS 8pm, Channel 4

Kevin McCloud meets Paul and Penny Denby, who are demolishing their mock-Georgian home on an exclusive south London estate to replace it with a contemporary mansion. The couple have little building experience and find themselves £250,000 short of the amount needed to finish the property.

Channel 4

6.30 Trans World Sport (S,HD). 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship (S). 8.00 The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Weekend Kitchen (S). 10.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.50 The Simpsons (R,S). 12.45 The Tomorrow People (S,HD). New series. American sci-fi drama, starring Robbie Amell. 1.40 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage from York, Sandown Park and Musselburgh. 4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Chinese Food in Minutes (R,S). 10.15 Meerkat Manor (R,S). 10.45 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (R,S,HD). 11.45 Big Brother: Eviction (R,S,HD). Emma Willis talks to the first housemate to be evicted. 1.10 Film: Ghostbusters (S,HD) (1984). See Choices Above. ●●●●● 3.15 Film: The Green Berets (S,HD) (1968). Vietnam War adventure, starring John Wayne and David Janssen. ●●

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6.00 Hercules the Human Bear (R,S). See Choices Above.

7.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Uruguay v Costa Rica (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the opening Group D match for both nations, which takes place at the Estadio Castelao in Fortaleza, Brazil. Presented by Adrian Chiles, with commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend, and analysis by Fabio Cannavaro, Lee Dixon and Gus Poyet.

7.05 The Restoration Man (R,S,HD). 7/8. Revisiting a project to convert a church into a holiday home and artist’s studio.

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas presents action from the third day of the First Test in the twomatch series, which takes place at Lord’s.

8.00 Grand Designs (R,S,HD). 2/12. See Choices Above.

8.00 5 News Weekend (S,HD). 8.05 The Girl with 7 Mums (R,S,HD). The lifestyle of Britain’s only openly polygamous family.

9.00 Forrest Gump (S,HD) (1994). See Choices Above. ●●●●

9.00 Autopsy: Whitney Houston’s Last Hours (R,S,HD). 2/3. Dr Richard Shepherd investigates the death of the singer in February 2012, with the postmortem revealing the damage caused by years of drug and alcohol abuse.

8.00 Yes, Prime Minister (R,S). 5/8. Jim wants to reform local government. 8.30 I Love 1988 (S). 9/10. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look back over the year they took the world by storm.

9.10 Casualty (S,HD). 41/48. See Choices Above.

9.55 Red Dwarf (R,S). 2/6. See Choices Above.

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6.15 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). Sue Hood hosts the final night in east Hampshire. 6.40 Channel 4 News (S).

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The Restoration Man, 7.05pm

6.05 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Talent (R,S). Harry Hill narrates.

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You’ve Been Framed!, 6.30pm

6.30 Trooping the Colour Highlights (S,HD). The key moments from this morning’s parade.

8.20 The National Lottery: In It to Win It (S,HD). 10/10. Quiz show, hosted by Dale Winton. Last in the series.

10.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.20 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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Tennis from Queen’s, 4pm

7.10 Regional News (S,HD). 7.30 Pointless Celebrities (R,S,HD). 10/12. With Jennie McAlpine, Alistair McGowan, Kate Robbins, Ted Robbins and Mark Little.

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Pointless Celebrities, 7.30pm

1.30 Weatherview (S). 1.35 BBC News (S,HD).

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10.25 TOTP2: 80s Special (R,S). Memorable Top of the Pops performances from the 1980s, including Adam and the Ants, Soft Cell, Madness, Culture Club, Pet Shop Boys, Wham!, Bros, Black Box and Lisa Stansfield.

10.15 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather. 10.30 Road Rage Britain: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). Footage of confrontations and clashes on the roads, filmed by people in the thick of it, and an experiment in which cyclists, a cabbie and a van driver swap modes of transport.

11.55 Body Heat (S) (1981). A sleazy lawyer has an affair with a social-climbing femme fatale who persuades him to help murder her wealthy husband. Thriller, starring William Hurt and Kathleen Turner. ●●●●

11.30 Play Misty for Me (S,HD) (1971). A DJ revives his relationship with an old flame, driving an obsessive fan mad with jealousy. Psychological thriller, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. ●●●●●

11.45 The Beach (S,HD) (2000). A backpacker in Bangkok joins a community on a remote paradise island. Danny Boyle’s drama, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Tilda Swinton. ●●●

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Psych (S,HD). Psychological analysis of the housemates’ behaviour.

1.45 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

1.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Ivory Coast v Japan (Kick-off 2.00am). 4.15 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

1.55 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus. 4.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (R,S,HD). A flat that has not been cleaned for a year. 4.55 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). Beat-the-banker game show. 5.50 The Hoobs (R,S). Iver and Groove go missing.

12.00 SuperCasino. 3.10 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun (R,S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.30 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

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10.00 Big Brother: Power Trip (S,HD). 11/72. Highlights of another 24 hours in the Big Brother house, including coverage of the first eviction as seen from the point of view of the contestants.

HERCULES THE HUMAN BEAR 6pm, Channel 5

The story of Andy and Maggie Robin’s relationship with a grizzly bear they bought as a cub initially to fulfil Andy’s need for a unique wrestling partner, and which went on to become a star of TV and films. The documentary examines the bond that the couple and Hercules forged during their 25 years together.

England v Italy (Kick-off 11.00pm). Live coverage as Roy Hodgson’s men get their World Cup Group D campaign under way against Italy at the Arena Amazonia in Manaus, Brazil.

ITV2

6.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). 8.40 Coronation Street (S,HD). 11.05 Take Me Out (R,S,HD). 12.15 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (R,S,HD). 1.15 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.20 You’ve Been Framed and Famous! (R,S). 3.20 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3.55 Britain’s Got More Talent Best & Worst: Stephen’s Heroes (R,S). 5.00 Britain’s Got More Talent Best & Worst: Hairiest (R,S).

6.00 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). 6.50 Charmed (R,S). 7.35 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 9.00 Youngers (R,S,HD). 9.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S). 3.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S).

Sky1

6.00 Glee 8.00 Making David Attenborough’s Flying Monsters (R,S,HD). 9.00 Ashley Banjo’s Dancing Darts Players (R,S,HD). 10.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 10.30 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 11.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking (R,S,HD). 11.30 What’s Up (S). 12.00 WWE Superstars (HD). 1.00 Futurama (R,S). 2.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

MATCH OF THE DAY LIVE 10.20pm, BBC1

FORREST GUMP 9pm, Channel 4

GHOSTBUSTERS 1.10pm, Channel 5

A simple soul bumbling his way through a series of bizarre adventures becomes a national hero. Oscar-winning comedy drama, starring Tom Hanks.

GOLD

6.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 9.00 Seven of One (S). Facing the dismal prospect of spending five years behind bars, wily old Fletcher plans his escape while being escorted to jail. 9.40 Porridge (S). 3.40 Seven of One (S). Ronnie Barker stars in the pilot episode of Porridge. 4.20 Porridge (S).

Three eccentric scientists set up a ghostcatching business. Supernatural comedy, with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Sigourney Weaver.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits. 7.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 7.30 International Rugby Union (HD). 8.00 Live International Rugby Union (HD). New Zealand v England (Kick-off 8.35am). 11.00 Live International Rugby Union (HD). Australia v France (Kick-off 11.00am). 1.30 International Rugby Union (HD). 3.30 Live International Rugby Union (HD).

Year One, 7.05pm

He’s Just Not That ... 9pm

Star-Crossed, 8pm

Neil Morrissey ... 11pm

Live Rugby Union, 8am

6.00 Britain’s Got More Talent Best & Worst: Surprise Stars (R,S). Memorable moments from the past eight series.

6.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 18/24. Ted loses his job. 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 19/24.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 21/24. 6.30 The Elaine Paige Show (R,S). 5/6. With Andrew Lloyd Webber.

6.20 Porridge (S). 4/6. The inmates face a day of hard labour.

6.30 International Rugby Union (HD). New Zealand v England.

7.05 Year One (S,HD) (2009). Two inept huntergatherers are kicked out of their tribe and wander the Old Testament world. Comedy, starring Jack Black and Michael Cera. Including FYI Daily. ●●

7.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/24. Leonard accompanies Amy to her colleague’s wedding. 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4/24.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 7/22. Bart becomes Nelson’s best friend.

7.00 Porridge (S). 5/6. Fletch tries to shirk his duties. 7.40 Porridge (S). 6/6. Fletcher becomes an agony aunt.

7.30 Sporting Rivalries. England v France.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2/24. Penny considers breaking up with Leonard. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 19/24. The day of the wedding arrives.

8.00 Star-Crossed (S,HD). 11/13. Sophia enlists Emery’s help to research Atrian pregnancies when she comes to suspect Taylor is carrying Drake’s baby.

8.20 Porridge (S). 1/8. The inmates are horrified to discover there is a thief at large in the prison. Ronnie Barker stars.

8.00 Sporting Rivalries. South Africa v New Zealand. 8.30 Sporting Rivalries. A look at the memorable rivalry between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier.

9.00 The Holiday (S,HD) (2006). Two single women from opposite sides of the Atlantic each find love after they swap houses over Christmas. Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet. Including FYI Daily. ●●

9.00 Ringside Special. 9.00 Porridge (S). 2/8. Fletch 9.00 He’s Just Not That Into 9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme Carl Froch v George sorts out Godber’s love You (S,HD) (2009). A World (R,S,HD). 6/6. Ross Groves. A chance to see life. woman seeks romantic investigates the drug the rematch for the WBA advice from a kindly epidemic in Rio de 9.40 Porridge (S). 3/8. Mackay and IBF Super bartender, while various Janeiro, witnessing takes a well-earned Middleweight titles, held other people contend dealers who operate 24 holiday. at Wembley Stadium. with problems in their hours a day and meeting love lives. Romantic those trapped in a cycle comedy, with Ginnifer of addiction. Goodwin, Justin Long, Bradley Cooper, Ben 10.20 Porridge (S). 6/8. The 10.00 A League of Their Affleck and Jennifer inmates of Slade Prison Own (R,S,HD). 1/12. Aniston. ●●● are given time to pursue Jimmy Carr and Phil their hobbies, but Taylor join team captains Fletcher’s bid to find a Jamie Redknapp and little peace and quiet Andrew “Freddie” seems destined to fail. Flintoff on the sportsbased comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden.

11.45 Red Dragon (S,HD) (2002). Thriller prequel, starring Anthony Hopkins. ●●●

11.40 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/24. Sheldon’s old adversary Wil Wheaton returns.

11.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life (R,S,HD). 5/5. Karl ends his journey with a look at differing attitudes to death. Last in the series.

11.00 Neil Morrissey: Sitcom 11.00 International Rugby Does Mates. 3/4. The Union (HD). New Men Behaving Badly star Zealand v England. celebrates friendships in sitcoms.

2.05 Viral Tap (R,S,HD). Topical comedy show, presented by Caroline Flack. 2.45 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

12.10 Rude Tube: Total Stunts (R,S). 1.15 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.45 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.15 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 2.40 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 3.05 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 3.30 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.50 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 4.15 Glee (R,S,HD).

12.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). The work of police officers in Cambridgeshire. 1.00 A Million Ways to Die in the West Special (R,HD). 1.30 Road Wars (R,S). 2.20 Road Wars (R,S). 3.10 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S).

12.00 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy (S). With guests Tony Robinson and Hugh Dennis. 12.40 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy (S). 1.15 Neil Morrissey: Sitcom Does Mates. 2.00 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy (S). 2.30 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy (S). 3.00 Close

BBC3

7.00 Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide (R,S,HD). 7.15 Doctor Who (R,S,HD). The Doctor’s greatest secret is revealed. Last in the series. 8.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Rowan Atkinson takes the wheel of the Reasonably Priced Car. 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 10.00 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 2012 (R,S). Part two of two. With Shappi Khorsandi. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 Family Guy (R,S). 12.05 Family Guy (R,S). 12.25 Family Guy (R,S). 12.50 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 1.15 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 1.35 The World Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments (R,S,HD). 3.30 Badults (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions (R,HD). Part one of two. The world of animal swarms. 8.00 The Story of Science – Power, Proof and Passion (R,HD). Little-known contributors to theories regarding humanity’s origins. 9.00 Wallander (HD). An ex-con is implicated in an arson attack on a farm. 10.30 Natural World (R,HD). The lives of bottlenose dolphins in Shark Bay, Western Australia. 11.30 The Comet’s Tale (R). 12.30 The Sky at Night (R,HD). 1.00 Tails You Win: The Science of Chance (R,HD). 2.00 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions (R,HD). 3.00 The Story of Science – Power, Proof and Passion (R,HD).

SATURDAY June 14

2.00 Fight Night – Live (HD). Demetrius Andrade v Brian Rose. 5.00 Sporting Greats (S). A look back at the career of Sugar Ray Robinson. 5.30 Football Gold (S,HD). Manchester United v Chelsea from 2000/01. 5.45 Football Gold (S,HD). Chelsea v Manchester United from the 1999/2000 season.

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TV PICKS

BORN IN THE WILD 8pm, Channel 4

Mark Evans uncovers the reproductive secrets of marsupials, including the kangaroo, which thrives in the Outback thanks to its baby-making survival strategy.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 The Big Questions (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics (S). 12.15 Football Focus: World Cup Special (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Regional Programme (R,S,HD). 2.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 3.00 Super Giant Animals (R,S,HD). 4.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 5.00 Points of View (S,HD). 5.15 Lifeline (S,HD). 5.25 Songs of Praise (S,HD).

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COUNTRYFILE 6.30pm, BBC1

The team is in Port Talbot, south Wales, where Shauna Lowry switches on the largest electricity generating waterwheel in Europe after its refurbishment, Ellie Harrison has a go at the country’s fastest-growing watersport and Matt Baker goes in pursuit of an unusual animal in Margam Park.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). 7.50 World Cup Films (S). 9.30 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 10.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 12.00 Two Greedy Italians (R,S,HD). The duo tour the Puglia region. 1.00 Canoe Slalom: World Cup London (S,HD). 2.00 Tennis from Queen’s (S,HD). The AEGON Championships final. 5.30 Tropic of Cancer (R,S,HD).

I BOUGHT A RAINFOREST 8pm, BBC2

THE CUBE – CELEBRITY SPECIAL 7.30pm, ITV

Charlie Hamilton James receives inspiration on how to make his project work after visiting a Brazilian cattle rancher and embarks on a joint venture with Elias.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S). 9.25 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.20 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 Love Your Garden (R,S,HD). 12.30 Long Lost Family (R,S,HD). 1.30 Nature’s Newborns (R,S,HD). 2.00 Film: Columbo: It’s All in the Game (S,HD) (1993). Detective drama, starring Peter Falk. ●●●● 4.00 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Switzerland v Ecuador (Kick-off 5.00pm).

Phillip Schofield invites world champion hurdler Dai Greene and former Olympic javelin thrower Fatima Whitbread to take on a series of fiendishly difficult challenges inside The Cube. Each given nine lives at the start, they face up to seven tasks, ranging from agility tests to skill trials.

Channel 4

6.15 The Hoobs (R,S). 6.40 Vibram Tarawera Ultramarathon (S,HD). 7.10 VW Racing Cup (S,HD). 7.35 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.30 Secret Eaters (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.30 Film: The First Wives Club (S,HD) (1996). Revenge comedy, starring Goldie Hawn. ●●●● 5.35 Deal or No Deal (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Power Rangers Super Samurai (R,S,HD). 10.35 Power Rangers Megaforce (R,S,HD). 11.10 Chinese Food in Minutes (R,S). 11.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (R,S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip (R,S,HD). 1.10 Film: Mannequin (S,HD) (1987). ●● 2.55 Film: Nim’s Island (S) (2008). Comedy adventure, starring Jodie Foster. ●●● 4.45 Film: Hitch (S,HD) (2005). Romantic comedy, starring Will Smith. ●●●

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7.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). France v Honduras (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the opening World Cup Group E match for both sides, which takes place at the Estadio BeiraRio in Porto Alegre, Brazil. France were the envy of many nations when they were handed arguably the easiest group from which to progress, having only narrowly qualified for the tournament following their play-off victory over Ukraine, which saw them overturn a 2-0 first-leg deficit to reach their fifth successive finals. Presented by Gary Lineker, with commentary by Jonathan Pearce and Martin Keown.

7.30 Sea City (S). 2/3. The work of people who keep the Port of Southampton running.

7.15 Regional News (S); Weather. 7.20 ITV News and Weather (S). 7.30 The Cube – Celebrity Special (R,S,HD). 8/9. See Choices Above.

7.00 Four Rooms (S,HD). The dealers dig deep into their pockets for a pair of Muhammad Ali’s boxing boots.

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas presents action from the fourth day of the First Test in the twomatch series, which takes place at Lord’s.

8.00 I Bought a Rainforest (S,HD). 3/3. See Choices Above.

8.30 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: The Murder in Angel Lane (R,S,HD). 1/1. Having left his career at the Met, Whicher is hired to investigate the murder of a woman’s niece. Period detective drama, starring Paddy Considine and Olivia Colman.

8.00 Born in the Wild (S). 2/4. See Choices Above.

8.00 Illegal Immigrant & Proud (R,S,HD). See Choices Above. 8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

9.00 Fargo (S,HD). 9/10. Lester has an unexpected encounter, Malvo changes course and a new investigation leads Molly down a familiar path. The penultimate episode of the American drama.

9.00 Big Brother: Power Trip (S,HD). 12/72. Daily round-up of highlights, featuring the latest tasks, games, arguments, laughs, diary room visits and bedroom chit-chat. Narrated by Marcus Bentley.

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6.30 Ice Age Giants (R,S,HD). 2/3. A conflict between a cave bear and a lion.

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6.00 Regional News (S,HD). 6.30 Countryfile (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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Match of the Day Live, 7.30pm

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9.00 Wildfires 2014: Inside the Inferno (S,HD). 2/2. See Choices Above.

10.05 Regional News (S,HD). 10.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Argentina v BosniaHerzegovina (Kick-off 11.00pm). The opening World Cup Group F match for both sides, which takes place at the Estadio do Maracana in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Presented by Gary Lineker, with commentary by Steve Wilson and Mark Lawrenson.

10.00 Mock the Week (R,S,HD). 1/11. With Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Katherine Ryan. 10.30 QI XL (R,S,HD). 8/16. Extended edition. With Isy Suttie, Tim Minchin and Bill Bailey.

1.10 Weatherview (S). 1.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). Helen Skelton looks at the transformation of Snowdonia through the ages. 1.50 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). 2.50 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). A full re-run of one of Sunday’s group matches. 4.35 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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FIFA World Cup Live 2014, 4pm

10.30 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather. 10.45 Gosford Park (S) (2001). A shooting party at a country estate ends in murder, all under the watchful eye of the servants. Robert Altman’s period drama, with Maggie Smith, Kelly Macdonald and Helen Mirren. ●●●●

Big Brother: Power Trip, 9pm

10.05 The Virgin Killer (S,HD). On May 23, British-born Elliot Rodger murdered six students and injured 13 in Santa Barbara, California. This documentary examines the events of that day and those leading up to it.

10.00 The Vow (S,HD) (2012). See Choices Above. ●●

11.10 The Happening (S,HD) (2008). See Choices Above. ●●

11.15 Then She Found Me (S) (2007). A teacher abandoned by her husband is unexpectedly reunited with her eccentric biological mother. Comedy drama, starring Helen Hunt and Bette Midler. ●●●

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Four Rooms, 7pm 6.30 Channel 4 News (S).

1.15 The Store. Home shopping. 3.00 Motorsport UK (S,HD). Highlights from Thruxton. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). Homeowners in the Derbyshire countryside compete. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.50 Film: The Escapist (S,HD) (2008). British jail-break thriller, starring Brian Cox. ●●● 2.35 Utopia (R,S,HD). The gang’s attempt to disrupt the Network’s plans backfires. 3.35 The Birthday (R,S). 3.50 Building the Dream (R,S,HD). 4.45 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.05 Hercules the Human Bear (R,S). 1.00 SuperCasino. 3.10 Classic Car Rescue (R,S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.30 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT & PROUD 8pm, Channel 5

Documentary following people who have settled in the UK illegally. At a refugee camp outside Calais, an Afghan gives a tour of the lorries he hopes will secure his passage into the UK, while trucker Tony Kozoil reveals the tricks illegal immigrants use to stow themselves away.

Simon Reeve joins an aerial operation to waterbomb a wildfire and Kate Humble experiences what it is like inside a firefighting truck as the flames approach.

ITV2

6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.45 Rizzle Kicks – The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 9.50 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 12.20 America’s Got Talent (R,S,HD). 3.10 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3.40 Film: Arthur and the Great Adventure (S,HD) (2009). ●● 5.55 Film: Rumor Has It (S,HD) (2005). Romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston. ●●

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7.50 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (S,HD) (2008). A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has risen from his ancient tomb to take over the world. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Brendan Fraser and Maria Bello. Including FYI Daily. ●●

10.00 Viral Tap (S,HD). 8/8. Topical comedy show, presented by Caroline Flack. Last in the series. 10.45 TV OD (R,S,HD). 2/8. A humorous look at the most talked about shows on TV.

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 Make It or Break It (R,S,HD). 7.15 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 10.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Youngers (R,S,HD). 1.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S). 2.05 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 3.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power (S,HD). 7.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 9.00 Edge of Tomorrow Special (R,S,HD). 9.30 Maleficent Special (HD). 10.00 WWE Superstars (HD). 11.00 WWE: Experience (HD). 12.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). Coaching Britain’s unlikeliest dancers. 1.00 Futurama (R,S). 2.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

FILM PICKS

WILDFIRES 2014: INSIDE THE INFERNO 9pm, BBC2

THE HAPPENING 11.10pm, Channel 4

THE VOW 10pm, Channel 5

A husband and wife flee for their lives as America is struck by a strange phenomenon that causes people to kill themselves. Horror, starring Mark Wahlberg.

GOLD

6.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Foggy decides to go trekking across the moors, but his adventure coincides with Auntie Wainwright’s special offer of grocery delivery bicycles. Howard is forced to take drastic measures, threatening wife Pearl that he will leave home to join the French Foreign Legion. Longrunning comedy, starring Robert Fyfe. 9.00 Porridge (S).

Premiere. A woman wakes up after a car crash with no memory of her husband. Romantic drama, with Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Live IRB Junior World Championship Rugby Union (HD). The first semi-final (Kick-off 6.05am). 8.00 Live IRB Junior World Championship Rugby Union (HD). The second semi-final (Kick-off 8.35am). 10.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 11.00 Fight Night. 1.00 Ringside Special. 3.00 Fight Night. 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

The Death and Life ... 8pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 10pm

Porridge, 6.10pm

Soccer AM: The Best Bits, 5pm

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/24. 6.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 22/22. Last in the series.

6.00 About a Boy (R,HD). 11/13. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 8/22.

6.10 Porridge (S). 7/8. Christmas special from 1975. The inmates plan a Christmas escape.

6.00 One2Eleven: Bacary Sagna and Christian Karembeu. 6.15 Football Gold (S,HD).

7.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 1/22. Return of the comedy, starring Mindy Kaling. 7.30 New Girl (R,S,HD). 1/24. Nick gets into trouble.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/22. Homer becomes a fisherman. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 11/22. Three stories of revenge.

7.05 Porridge (S). 8/8. Mackay and Barraclough discover Fletch is making booze in his cell. Festive special from 1976, with Ronnie Barker.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news. 7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the France team from 1998.

8.00 The Death and Life of Charlie St Cloud (S,HD) (2010). A man consumed with guilt over his brother’s death spends his life in the cemetery, but an old friend tries to help him let go of the past. Drama, with Zac Efron and Charlie Tahan. Edited for language and violence. ●●

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 16/22. Lisa’s guinea pig destroys a painting in the family’s living room. 8.30 Futurama (S,HD). 8/13. The crew travels to Oktoberfest in Germany.

8.10 Porridge (S). 1/6. A midday cuppa causes a stir. 8.50 Porridge (S). 2/6. Fletcher finds three is a crowd.

8.00 Ringside Special. Carl Froch v George Groves. A chance to see the rematch for the WBA and IBF Super Middleweight titles, held at Wembley Stadium.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S,HD). 22/22. SWAT captain Lou Grover finds himself facing a dilemma when a fugitive computer hacker kidnaps his daughter to force the lawman to help steal $100million. Last in the series.

9.30 Porridge (S). 3/6. The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice.

10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/24. Stuart asks Amy out on a date. 10.30 Rude Tube: Total Stunts (R,S). 4/6. Alex Zane presents a countdown of the 50 most dangerous stunts on the internet.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S,HD). 21/24. Undercover agent Paul Angelo, who has spent 18 months investigating a prolific smuggler, is suspected of going rogue. Crime drama, starring Chris O’Donnell and LL Cool J.

10.10 Porridge (S). 4/6. Tension mounts as the parole board gathers. 10.50 Porridge (S). 5/6. Godber revises for an exam.

11.30 Porridge (S). 6/6. Fletch 11.00 Destination Brazil tries to ensure that (S,HD). A profile of 2014 Godber has not blown FIFA World Cup Group F his chances of early rivals Argentina and release after he gets into Nigeria. a fight a week before his 11.30 Destination Brazil parole board hearing. (S,HD).

1.35 Viral Tap (R,S,HD). Topical comedy show, presented by Caroline Flack. Last in the series. 2.10 The Cube (R,S,HD). A sales assistant and a police officer take part. 3.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

12.10 The Young Ones (S). Rick finds a girl in his bed. 12.55 The Young Ones (S). Neil falls ill. 1.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. A comic look at Dancing on Ice. 2.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. A comic look at soaps and celebrities. 2.25 The Young Ones (S). Rick finds a girl in his bed. 3.00 Close

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12.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life (R,S,HD). 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.50 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 2.20 Road Wars (R,S). 3.10 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD).

7.00 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). 7.30 Madagascar (S,HD) (2005). Animated comedy, with the voice of Ben Stiller. ●●● 8.50 Great TV Mistakes (R,S). 9.00 Comedy Fest Live 2013 (R,S). Part one of two. Kevin Bridges showcases performances from the Festival Fringe. 10.00 Backchat with Jack Whitehall and His Dad (S,HD). 10.45 Family Guy (R,S). 11.10 Family Guy (R,S). 11.30 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 11.55 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.15 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 12.45 Backchat with Jack Whitehall and His Dad (R,S,HD). 1.30 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). 2.30 Street Kid World Cup (R,S,HD). 3.25 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S).

10.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news. 10.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the France team from 19982000.

11.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). 11.20 Couples Retreat (S,HD) 11.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 22/24. The work of police (2009). Comedy, starring Ted struggles to get his officers in Vince Vaughn and Malin business off the ground. Cambridgeshire. Akerman. ●●

12.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.55 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD).

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BBC4

7.00 Timewatch: Captain Cook – The Man Behind the Legend (R). The forces that drove the explorer to achieve success. 8.00 Scott of the Antarctic (1948). Fact-based drama, starring John Mills. ●●●● 9.45 Icebound: The Greatest Dog Story Ever Told (R,HD). A remarkable dogsledding journey. 10.45 Timeshift: Of Ice and Men (R). Mankind’s fascination with the frozen continent of Antarctica. 11.45 Killing Me Softly: The Roberta Flack Story (R,HD). 12.45 Singer-Songwriters at the BBC (R). 1.45 Timewatch: Captain Cook – The Man Behind the Legend (R). 2.45 Icebound: The Greatest Dog Story Ever Told (R,HD).

SUNDAY June 15

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.00 Premiership Years (S). 3.00 Time of Our Lives. 4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives.

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TV PICKS

BENEFITS BRITAIN: LIFE ON THE DOLE 9pm, Channel 5

CORONATION STREET 8pm, ITV

Documentary examining the lives of people on the dole in the UK, beginning with claimants residing in the Norfolk seaside town of Great Yarmouth.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (S,HD). 11.30 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (R,S,HD). 4.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets (S). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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Hour-long episode. A drunken Carla flirts outrageously with Tim and is eventually thrown out of the Rovers after insulting Beth, Sean and Julie, but Peter comes to her aid and tells her how much he loves her. Will she allow him back into her life? Lloyd is bewildered by the mixed messages he is getting from Andrea.

BBC2

6.15 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.15 Building Dream Homes (R,S,HD). 7.45 Brazil’s Soccer Cities (S,HD). 7.50 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone 10.35 Click (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 1.30 Breakaway (R,S). 2.15 Talking Pictures (R,S). 3.00 Film: The Magnificent Showman (S) (1964). ●●●● 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (R,S,HD).

TIGERS ABOUT THE HOUSE 8pm, BBC2

24 HOURS IN A&E 9pm, Channel 4

New documentary series following zookeeper Giles Clark as he hand-rears Sumatran tiger cubs Spot and Stripe in his home in the suburbs of Queensland.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Germany v Portugal (Kick-off 5.00pm). With commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

Max, 16, is brought to King’s College Hospital by air ambulance after falling 14ft onto his face at a skate park, and the results of the CT scan show a life-threatening bleed on his brain, meaning the next 12 hours are critical, as well as being an agonising wait for his parents. Last in the series.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.10 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 5.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip (R,S,HD). Daily roundup of highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). A call girl is suspected of murder. 3.15 Film: Thicker Than Water (S) (2005). Drama, starring Melissa Gilbert. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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7.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Sharon is attacked and Masood comes to Ian’s rescue. 7.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Gary Lineker presents coverage of the World Cup clash at the Arena da Baixada in Curitiba, Brazil, where the teams play their first match in Group F. This is only the second-ever meeting between these nations, and the first at a World Cup, and both will see this as an ideal opportunity to start the tournament with a positive result ahead of fixtures against Argentina and BosniaHerzegovina. With commentary by Steve Bower and Kevin Kilbane.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 14/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Building Dream Homes (S,HD). 11/15. Dan Benham’s work on a £1.5million family home in Cardiff is delayed. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip (S). 11&12/30. Mark Stacey and Will Axon travel through East Sussex and Kent in their search for bargains. Narrated by Tim Wonnacott.

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Eggheads, 6pm

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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EastEnders, 7pm

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FIFA World Cup Live 2014, 4pm

Jamie’s Money Saving Meals, 8.30pm

Angry Britain: Get Off … 8pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 22/22. Homer forms a security group. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Nico plots to exploit Sienna’s old rivalry with Nancy.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). 6.25 Access. Showbiz news and gossip. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.10 Regional News (S); Weather. 7.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 7.30 Emmerdale (S,HD). Donna discovers what Ross has done to George.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Cricket on 5 (HD). England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas presents action from the fifth and final day of the First Test in the two-match series. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Tigers About the House (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 Coronation Street (S,HD). See Choices Above.

8.00 Secrets of the Police: Channel 4 Dispatches (S,HD). An investigation into how complaints of police racism are handled. 8.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (S,HD). 3/6. Jamie Oliver prepares Mexican chilli.

8.00 Angry Britain: Get Off My Land (S,HD). Incidents involving people’s homes and property, including angry reactions to last winter’s floods and a mechanic who was attacked by a pensioner while putting out his bins. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 A Very British Airline (S,HD). 3/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Dentists (S,HD). Behind the scenes at the University Dental Hospital of Manchester, where staff tackle an array of problems, from broken tooth emergencies to facial reconstruction surgery.

9.00 24 Hours in A&E (S,HD). 7/7. See Choices Above.

9.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole (S,HD). 1/4. See Choices Above.

10.00 CCTV: Caught on Camera (S). 2/3. A look at the rise of personal CCTV cameras, hearing from people who are choosing to record what goes on in their neighbourhoods, businesses and even their own homes.

10.00 Big Brother: Power Trip (S,HD). 13/72. Marcus Bentley narrates a round-up of the highlights of the latest events as the housemates ruthlessly attempt to seize power, keep it and impose their will on the others.

11.00 Bouncers (R,S,HD). 1/3. The work of door staff in Essex and the north-east of England.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (S,HD). BB-related debates, features, insights and gossip.

12.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R,S). With Pharrell Williams, Cher Lloyd, Nicole Scherzinger and Phillip Schofield. Last in the series. 1.00 Fargo (R,S,HD). Malvo changes course. 2.00 Scandal (S,HD). 2.50 The Audience (R,S,HD). 3.45 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 4.40 Food Unwrapped (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 Under the Dome (R,S,HD). Big Jim organises a manhunt after Paul Randolph escapes from custody. 12.55 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 The Girl with 7 Mums (R,S,HD). 3.55 Great Artists (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.45 HouseBusters (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

10.05 BBC News (S,HD). 10.30 Regional News (S). 10.40 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Ghana v USA (Kick-off 11.00pm). World Cup coverage from the Estadio das Dunas in Natal, Brazil, as the Group G rivals get their campaigns under way. Presented by Gary Lineker, with commentary by Guy Mowbray and Robbie Savage.

10.00 Backchat World Cup Special (S,HD). With James Corden, Harry Redknapp, Henning Wehn and Rachel Riley. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

1.10 Weatherview (S). 1.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Watermen: A Dirty Business (R,S,HD). 1.20 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). 3.05 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Plantagenets (R,S,HD). 4.30 Arena: The National Theatre (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools (R,S,HD).

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 The Grudge 2 (S,HD) (2006). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.20 Wildfires 2014: Inside the Inferno (R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. Simon Reeve joins an aerial operation to waterbomb a wildfire.

12.30 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). Homeowners in and around Hull rate one another’s properties. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

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Operations manager Kevin Mackenzie discusses the challenges of working out of Heathrow â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most congested airport and two trainee airline pilots reach the end of their course. Last in the series.

INTELLIGENCE 10pm, Sky1

CyberCom investigate when the FBI Witness Protection database is hacked, and find that several names on the list have been blackmailed into helping orchestrate a gas attack in San Francisco. Gabriel and Riley race to foil the deadly plot and have unexpected company on the frontline.

ITV2 6.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.40 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.40 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 12.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

Sky1

7.05 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 10.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 4.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

A VERY BRITISH AIRLINE 9pm, BBC2

THE GRUDGE 2 10.35pm, ITV

A woman travels to Tokyo to bring her sister home, but finds herself hounded by supernatural beings. Horror sequel, starring Amber Tamblyn.

GOLD

6.00 Real Filth Fighters (R,S). 7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Lie to Me (R,S,HD). A woman claims a couple kidnapped her baby. 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

UNDERWORLD 9pm, ITV2

7.00 As Time Goes By (S). 7.40 Going Straight (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 The Green Green Grass (S). 3.40 As Time Goes By (S). 4.20 Going Straight (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

A vampire fighting a war against werewolves falls in love with a human. Supernatural action thriller, starring Kate Beckinsale and Bill Nighy.

Sky Sports 1 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 World Cup Report. 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict. 10.30 The Fantasy Football Club. 11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest (HD). 1.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest Managers (S). 2.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Premiership Years. 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed!, 7pm

Made in Chelsea, 9pm

Modern Family, 8.30pm

Only Fools and Horses, 7pm

Live Speedway, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 23/30. Northampton bachelor Jonathan looks for love.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 14/15. 6.30 The Simpsons (S). 16/21. A bully torments Lisa.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10/11. Smilerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wife leaves him.

6.00 One2Eleven: Lothar Matthaus and Paulo Sousa. 6.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 6.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest.

7.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 9/28. Humorous footage, including an out-of-control rally car. 7.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S).

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Patrick tries to make sure Nico leaves the village for good. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (S). 21/22. Grandma Bouvier is swept off her feet by Grampa. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 16/22.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/8. Del encounters an old flame. 7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/8. The Trotters mourn Grandadâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s death.

8.00 Funniest Ever Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). A selection of the funniest wedding, birthday, teen and dog-related camcorder calamities. Narrated by Harry Hill.

8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 22/22. Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering. 8.30 New Girl (R,S,HD). 1/24. Nick gets into trouble when he goes to Mexico with Jess.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5/22. Homer helps to deliver a child. 8.30 Modern Family (S,HD). 23/24. Part one of two. Mitch and Cam prepare to walk down the aisle.

8.20 Hebburn (S). 1/6. Comedy, starring Vic Reeves as the head of a Tyneside family. A couple meet their sonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new girlfriend - unaware he has actually just married her in Las Vegas.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news. 7.30 Live Elite League Speedway (HD). The British Final. Coverage of the tournament for 16 individual riders over 20 qualifying heats at the Monmore Green Stadium in Wolverhampton.

9.00 Underworld (S) (2003). See Choices Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

9.00 Made in Chelsea (S). 11/11. Binky and Alex try one final time to work things out in their relationship, while Stephanie leaves Stevie heartbroken when she returns to LA. Last in the series.

9.00 About a Boy (S,HD). 12/13. Sam temporarily moves into Willâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s apartment. 9.30 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 9/12. With Gabby Logan and Ardal Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Hanlon.

9.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (S). 1/7. Messrs Barker and Corbett reunite to provide an insight into their remarkable comedy career. Katie Melua guests. 10.00 Not Going Out (S). 2/8. Lee pretends to be gay. 10.40 Best of Not the Nine Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Clock News (S). 1/8. Highlights from the sketch show.

10.00 World Cup Report. Up-to-the-minute news. 10.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A look at the West German national side in 1972 and 1974.

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.25 Celebrity Juice: Corrie 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11/24. Leonard (R,S,HD). 7/24. The team v Emmerdale Special confronts a bully. searches for a group of (R,S,HD). 15/16. With terrorists. Craig Gazey, Michelle 11.35 The Big Bang Theory Keegan, Adele Silva and (R,S,HD). 12/24. Sheldon Kelvin Fletcher. is encouraged to feign interest in Amyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s career.

11.15 The Black Adder (S). 2/6. Edmund tries to prove his brother is illegitimate.

11.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 11.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). A profile of 2014 FIFA World Cup Group G rivals Portugal and USA.

12.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.05 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.25 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With Sinitta, Harry Judd, Iain Stirling and Laura Whitmore. 2.05 Lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funniest Moments (R). 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

12.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (S). Katie Melua guests. 1.00 Hebburn (S). Family comedy, starring Vic Reeves. 1.30 Not Going Out (S). 2.00 Best of Not the Nine Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Clock News (S). 2.25 The Black Adder (S). Edmund tries to prove his brother is illegitimate. 3.00 Close

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (S). 12.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.00 Premiership Years (S). 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

10.00 What Happens in Sunny Beach (R,S,HD). 1/3. Documentary following young British people in a hedonistic seaside resort in Bulgaria, beginning with those working in Sunny Beach for the summer.

12.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 12.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.00 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 2.00 What Happens in Sunny Beach (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD).

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12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). The team hunts for the killers of a former army sergeant. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). An executive has his drink spiked â&#x20AC;&#x201C; to a fatal level. 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Lie to Me (R,S,HD). 4.00 Road Wars (R,S). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

7.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S,HD). A Stevenage couple are shocked to discover they have to pay for water. 8.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride (R,S). A wedding on the coast of Co Wicklow. 9.00 Barely Legal Drivers (S,HD). Cameras follow 20-year-old Rob and 18-year-old Rebecca. 10.00 Badults (S,HD). Matthew is determined to finish well in his charity fun run. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). 1.30 Badults (R,S,HD). 2.00 Street Kid World Cup (R,S,HD). 2.55 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 Jigs & Wigs: The Extreme World of Irish Dancing (R,HD). 8.30 Only Connect (HD). 9.00 Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Whale Hunters: The Untold Story (HD). Part two of two. Visiting a former whaling station in South Georgia. 10.00 Deadliest Crash: The Le Mans 1955 Disaster (R). 11.00 A History of Art in Three Colours (R,HD). 12.00 The Story of Science â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Power, Proof and Passion (R,HD). 1.00 Only Connect (R,HD). 1.30 Jigs & Wigs: The Extreme World of Irish Dancing (R,HD). 2.00 Deadliest Crash: The Le Mans 1955 Disaster (R). 3.00 Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Whale Hunters: The Untold Story (R).

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WEEKEND 71

TV PICKS

CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION 9pm, Channel 5

EASTENDERS 7pm, BBC1

A fire at a struggling music venue claims four lives, but Robbins discovers that one of the victims had been strangled to death before the blaze.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (S,HD). 11.30 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (R,S,HD). 4.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets (S). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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Nancy and Mick respond to a panic-stricken Johnny’s phone call and turn up shortly before an ambulance arrives to take Sharon to hospital. Phil finally persuades Shirley to admit what happened with Mick years ago, but he barely has time to take in this news before he learns about the attack.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.15 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.15 Building Dream Homes (R,S,HD). 7.45 Brazil’s Soccer Cities (S,HD). 7.50 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Tennis from Eastbourne (S,HD). The Aegon International. 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (R,S,HD).

THE DOG RESCUERS WITH ALAN DAVIES 8pm, Channel 5

EMMERDALE 7.30pm, ITV

The new owners of an elderly Yorkie-cross attend a dog first-aid training day where they learn some useful tips, including how to perform canine CPR.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S). From Reading, Berkshire. 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Belgium v Algeria (Kick-off 5.00pm).

After discovering that George might not regain consciousness, Donna ushers April to pack, determined to flee the situation, but as she tries to say a few surreptitious goodbyes, an alarmed Ross overhears and realises what she’s up to. Leyla decides to use her money sensibly – but where will she look to invest?

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.10 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage of the five-day festival.

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! (HD). 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip (R,S,HD). Daily round-up of highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Safe Harbor (S) (2009). Drama, starring Treat Williams and Nancy Travis. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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7.00 EastEnders (S,HD). See Choices Above. 7.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Brazil v Mexico (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the second World Cup Group A match for both sides, which takes place at the Estadio Castelao in Fortaleza, Brazil. Presented by Gary Lineker, with commentary by Jonathan Pearce and Mark Lawrenson.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 15/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Building Dream Homes (S,HD). 12/15. A newlywed arrives from Indonesia to see her house. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip (S). 13/30. Mark Stacey and Will Axon search for collectibles in Deal, Piccadilly and Crystal Palace that they can sell at auctions in Chiswick and Southend-on-Sea.

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Vintage Antiques Roadshow, 5.15pm

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.05 BBC News (S,HD). 10.30 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.40 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Russia v South Korea (Kick-off 11.00pm). Coverage of the opening World Cup Group H match for both teams, as they face each other at the Arena Pantanal in Cuiaba, Brazil.

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10.00 The Culture Show: Deller and Kane – Folk Devils (S,HD). See Choices Above. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

FIFA World Cup Live 2014, 4pm

Ramsay’s Kitchen … 10pm

Big Brother’s Bit on the Side, 11pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 1/20. With the voice of Lionel Richie. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Patrick tries to make sure Nico leaves the village for good.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Alf throws Josh out when he finds him in Maddy’s bedroom. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.10 Regional News (S); Weather. 7.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 7.30 Emmerdale (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun (R,S,HD). The border dispute with Spain threatens to ruin a couple’s wedding day. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Endeavour (R,S,HD). 3/4. A royal visit to a family-owned munitions factory puts a spring in the step of Chief Superintendent Bright, but Morse is still stuck on general duties and excluded from the event. However, when an unpopular worker is found murdered in a secluded area of the shop floor, the detective finds himself drawn into the affairs of the company and its dysfunctional owners. With Martin Jarvis, Jenny Seagrove and Craig Parkinson.

8.00 Location, Location, Location (S,HD). 4/5. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer provide an update on a family’s 2010 search for homes near to one another in Cambridgeshire.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News Update.

9.00 The Auction House (S). 1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S,HD). 3/22. See Choices Above.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Rambo: First Blood Part II (S,HD) (1985). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.20 A Very British Airline (R,S,HD). 3/3. Operations manager Kevin Mackenzie discusses the challenges of working out of Heathrow. Last in the series.

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8.00 Tigers About the House (S,HD). 2/3. The cubs are allowed outside for the first time and Giles Clark visits Sumatra to witness the horrors of poaching and the persecution that the tigers are subjected to in the wild. 9.00 Horizon: Where Is Flight MH370? (S,HD). The inside story of the search for the Boeing 777 that vanished on March 8, and a look at new technologies that mean an airliner should never be lost without trace again.

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Match of the Day Live, 7.30pm

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1.10 Weatherview (S). 1.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 The Super League Show (S). 1.05 Sign Zone: Welcome to Rio (R,S). 2.05 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). 3.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools – Just a Few Drinks (R,S,HD). 4.30 Schools – Growing Up Poor: Amber’s Story (R,S,HD). 4.40 Schools (R,S,HD).

12.25 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Loose Women (R,HD). With Kaye Adams, Nadia Sawalha, Jamelia and Linda Robson. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). Homeowners in Hertfordshire and Bedfordshire compete. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S). 1/9. New series. Gordon Ramsay heads to Italian restaurant Pantaleone’s in Denver, Colorado. 10.55 Coppers (R,S,HD). 4/8. Following Tayside police’s newest recruits as they hit the streets for the first time, dealing with their first arrest and drugs raid, as well as witnessing a sudden death.

10.00 Big Brother: Power Trip (S,HD). 14/72. Daily round-up of highlights, featuring the latest tasks, games, arguments, laughs, diary room visits and bedroom chit-chat. Narrated by Marcus Bentley.

12.00 Royal Ascot Highlights (S,HD). 12.30 Poker (S). 1.30 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 2.00 Trans World Sport (R,S,HD). 2.55 VW Racing Cup (R,S). 3.25 FIM Superbike World Championship (R,S). 3.50 Vibram Tarawera Ultramarathon (R,S,HD). 4.20 Cycling: London Nocturne (R,S). 5.15 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.20 Hugh’s 3 Good Things (R,S,HD). 5.50 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 2.55 Autopsy: Whitney Houston’s Last Hours (R,S,HD). Dr Richard Shepherd investigates the death of the singer in February 2012. 3.45 Great Artists (R,S). 4.15 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.40 HouseBusters (R,S). 5.05 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

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11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (S,HD). BB-related debates, features, insights and gossip.

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THE AUCTION HOUSE 9pm, Channel 4

The daily workings of Lots Road Auctions in Chelsea, an Aladdin’s cave bursting with artefacts that showcase the ever-changing tastes of London’s super-rich. Visited by eagle-eyed collectors, opportunistic dealers and eccentric staff, the auction house oversees the buying and selling of more than 400 items each week.

Artists Jeremy Deller and Alan Kane get a preview of an exhibition of British folk art at Tate Britain and offer their own take on the genre.

ITV2

Sky1 6.00 Real Filth Fighters (R,S). 7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Lie to Me (R,S,HD). 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Bart gets into trouble with the Australian authorities. 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Fry falls for a robot.

RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II 10.35pm, ITV

FILM PICK

THE CULTURE SHOW: DELLER AND KANE – FOLK DEVILS 10pm, BBC2

Incarcerated Special Forces veteran John Rambo is offered the chance for freedom by former commander Colonel Trautman if he takes up the offer to return to the jungles of Vietnam on a life-or-death mission to rescue American PoWs. During the course of the operation, he develops strong feelings for his guide, a female freedom fighter – but tragedy strikes. Action adventure sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Julia Nickson-Soul and Steven Berkoff.

GOLD 7.40 Going Straight (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.20 Going Straight (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 Live International Rugby Union (HD). Crusaders v England (Kick-off 8.35am). 11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Football’s Greatest (S,HD). 1.30 Football’s Greatest Managers (S). 2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Premiership Years (S). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.40 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

7.55 Charmed (R,S). 8.55 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.05 New Girl (R,S,HD). 10.35 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 4.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

I Wanna Marry “Harry”, 8pm

The Mindy Project, 9.30pm

The Simpsons, 6.30pm

Hebburn, 8.20pm

Time of Our Lives, 9pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 5/30. A Bristol woman has three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 19/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 1/12. Fry becomes his own descendant. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 17/21.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 2/7. Foggy has a plan.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 6.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 6.30 Football’s Greatest (HD). The career of Dennis Bergkamp.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Featuring a man’s seal impression. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2/23. A woman using stairs as a slide.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Tony is accused of being unfaithful. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 3/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 22/22. Homer teaches an adult education course. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 12/22. With the voice of Natalie Portman.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3/8. Uncle Albert has a nasty fall. 7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4/8. Rodney joins a band.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news. 7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Brazil side of 1982.

8.00 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (R,S,HD). 3/8. The girls get a chance to show off their dance moves at a pool party.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/24. Raj discovers a secret about Howard. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 19/24. The day of the wedding arrives.

8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 21/24. Undercover agent Paul Angelo, who has spent 18 months investigating a prolific smuggler, is suspected of going rogue.

8.20 Hebburn (S). 2/6. Jack hopes to leave his job at the local newspaper.

8.00 Sporting Heroes. Interview with a leading sportsman.

9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA (S,HD). New series. The series in which Gordon Ramsay tries to make masterchefs of aspiring American cooks returns, with 20 hopefuls putting their skills to the test in Los Angeles.

9.00 New Girl (S,HD). 2/24. Jess tries to fit in with a group of unfriendly teachers at her new school. 9.30 The Mindy Project (S,HD). 2/22. Mindy tries to adjust to her longdistance relationship.

9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (R,S,HD). 6/6. Ross investigates the drug epidemic in Rio de Janeiro, witnessing dealers who operate 24 hours a day and meeting those trapped in a cycle of addiction.

9.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 13/25. A comic look at soaps and celebrities. 9.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 14/25. A comic look at soaps and celebrities.

9.00 Time of Our Lives (S). Former Aberdeen players Alex McLeish, Willie Miller and Mark McGhee reminisce about their time with Aberdeen under the stewardship of Alex Ferguson.

10.00 Not Going Out (S). 3/8. Guy’s constant presence in the flat angers Lee. 10.40 Best of Not the Nine O’Clock News (S). 2/8. Highlights from the comedy sketch show.

10.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news. 10.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Brazil side that starred at the 1982 FIFA World Cup in Spain.

10.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 10.00 First Dates (R,S,HD). (S,HD). The aspiring 2/8. Inexperienced Ed chefs take part in a meets “crazy” Purdey, challenge involving Essex boy Mark tricycles. attempts to woo Clare who has a few rules 10.55 Celebrity Juice about dating, and Paul (R,S,HD). 1/13. With Joe returns after his McElderry, Mark Wright, stammer got the better Rochelle Wiseman and of him previously. Dave Berry.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 9/24. Part one of two. The team searches for a book containing top-secret information, which has been stolen from the personal effects of a murdered antiques dealer.

11.40 TV OD (R,S,HD). 2/8. A humorous look at the most talked about shows on TV.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 24: Live Another Day (R,S,HD). 13/24. (R,S,HD). 7/12. Margot takes drastic action to 11.30 The Big Bang Theory protect her secrets. (R,S,HD). 14/24. Leonard and Penny continue testing their rekindled relationship.

11.15 The Black Adder (S). 11.00 Destination Brazil 3/6. Edmund is (S,HD). appointed Archbishop of 11.30 Destination Brazil Canterbury. (S,HD). A profile of 2014 FIFA World Cup Group H rivals Belgium and Algeria.

12.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.35 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.00 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen USA (R,S,HD). 2.05 Rizzle Kicks – The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 2.15 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 Youngers (R,S,HD). 1.30 First Dates (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.15 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.00 Hebburn (S). Jack hopes to leave his job at the local newspaper. 12.40 Not Going Out (S). 1.15 Best of Not the Nine O’Clock News (S). 1.40 The Black Adder (S). 2.15 Hugh Dennis: Sitcom Does Families. Classic moments from sitcoms about families. 3.00 Close

12.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). A tour company falls victim to a string of arson attacks. 1.00 Hawaii Five0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Lie to Me (R,S,HD). 4.00 Road Wars (R,S). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

7.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). A professional boxer organises his wedding. 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). A daredevil organises every detail of his wedding. 9.00 Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (R,S,HD). Two teenagers head to Malia. 10.00 Bad Education (R,S,HD). The Abbey Grove students prepare for a football match. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). Sharon is taken to hospital. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.05 Backchat with Jack Whitehall and His Dad (R,S,HD). 12.50 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 1.20 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). 2.20 Street Kid World Cup (R,S,HD). 3.20 Badults (R,S).

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7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 Hidcote: A Garden for All Seasons (R,HD). The creation of Hidcote Manor Garden in Gloucestershire. 9.00 The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins (HD). Documentary exploring an attempt to teach a dolphin to understand English. 10.00 Amber (HD). 10.50 Fossil Wonderlands: Nature’s Hidden Treasures (R,HD). Exploring a site in China. 11.50 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R). 12.50 Hidcote: A Garden for All Seasons (R,HD). 1.50 The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins (R,HD). 2.50 Amber (R).

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TV PICKS

EPISODES 10pm, BBC2

Everyone reacts in different ways when Pucks! is pulled from the schedules, with Sean in denial, Beverly packing her bags and Matt finding solace in the arms of a fan.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (S,HD). 11.30 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 The Hairy Bikersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Bakeation (R,S,HD). 4.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets (S). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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MY LAST SUMMER 10pm, Channel 4

As the participantsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; illnesses progress and putting affairs in order becomes more pressing, there are differences of opinion as they discuss the issue of how to tell a child that a parent is dying. Juniorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cancer is spreading, but heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s determined to see in his 49th birthday, and Jayne continues the search for the son she gave up for adoption.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.05 Building Dream Homes (R,S,HD). 7.35 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 8.05 Sign Zone (R,S). 10.20 Lifeline (R,S,HD). 10.30 See Hear (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Tennis from Eastbourne (S,HD). The Aegon International. 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (R,S,HD).

THE TROUBLE WITH MOBILITY SCOOTERS 10.40pm, BBC1

MY VIOLENT CHILD 9pm, Channel 5

Documentary about the growing use of mobility scooters, revealing that while they may give their owners more independence, they have also led to an increase in accidents.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With Carol Vorderman in the hot seat. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Real Deal (R,S). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Australia v Netherlands (Kick-off 5.00pm).

Helplines receive more than 11,000 calls a year from people being physically abused in their own homes by their children. This documentary follows three families as the adults struggle to cope with the youngstersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; complex behavioural issues while also being forced to ask themselves what they could be doing differently.

Channel 4

6.45 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.10 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage of the second afternoon of the five-day festival.

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip (R,S,HD). Daily roundup of highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). 3.10 Summer Solstice (R,S). Part one of two. Drama sequel, starring Sinead Cusack. 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Paige realises her familyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s situation is far from simple.

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7.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Johnny is humiliated when Linda admits to The Albertâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s customers that he failed to intervene in Sharonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attack. 7.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Spain v Chile (Kick-off 8.00pm). Group B at the World Cup continues this evening with this intriguing fixture at the Estadio do Maracana in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, as both sides play their second match of the tournament. While Spain will clearly start as favourites given their recent outstanding record on the international scene and the depth of talent available to them in their squad, this is by no means the foregone conclusion that some may expect. Presented by Gary Lineker, with commentary by Simon Brotherton and Danny Murphy.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 16/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Building Dream Homes (S,HD). 13/15. Architects seek permission to convert an old silversmithâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s near Edinburgh. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip (S). 15&16/30. Mark Stacey and Will Axon begin their final leg on the road in Gosfield, Essex.

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Nate is heartbroken after finding out Ricky spent the night with Brax. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.10 Regional News (S); Weather. 7.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Rob tells Tracy he thinks Peter killed Tina.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). An officer delivers a dressing down to a driver with a taste for rude gestures. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Tigers About the House (S,HD). 3/3. The cubs leave Giles Clarkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s home and are reintegrated with the rest of the tigers at Australia Zoo, but Spot develops a lifethreatening eye condition. Last in the series.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs (S,HD). 2/8. See Choices Above.

8.00 Maryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Silver Service (S,HD). 3/3. The agency puts together a team of pensioners to take on a potential project refurbishing a two-bedroom home in north London, but sparks fly during a trial run. Last in the series.

8.00 The 16-year-old Baby (R,S). Documentary looking at the life of a young woman who stopped growing and ageing when she was five owing to a genetic condition so rare that doctors named it Syndrome X. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Coast (R,S,HD). 1/8. Mark Horton visits Rudyard Kiplingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s former garden in East Sussex. 9.10 Coast Australia (S,HD). 6/8. The team explores the state of Victoria.

9.00 Benidorm (R,S,HD). 1/7. A new manager arrives at the Solana determined to transform it into a four-star hotel, but the start of the holiday season proves chaotic for the staff as well as the guests.

9.00 One Born Every Minute (S,HD). 2/10. A same-sex couple expecting twins discover an emergency C-section is needed, while a woman reaches a compromise with her husband over baby names.

9.00 My Violent Child (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2/20. Homer discovers a talent for opera. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Tony is accused of being unfaithful.

10.00 Episodes (S,HD). 6/9. See Choices Above. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

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One Born Every Minute, 9pm

10.05 BBC News (S,HD). 10.30 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.40 The Trouble with Mobility Scooters (S,HD). See Choices Above.

11.30 Room 101 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Extra Storage (S,HD). 8/8. Sue Perkins, Bruno Tonioli and Steve Jones discuss their pet hates. Last in the series.

11.20 Horizon: Where Is Flight MH370? (R,S,HD). The inside story of the search for the missing passenger airliner.

12.10 Weatherview (S). 12.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: See Hear (R,S,HD). 12.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 1.05 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). 2.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Ask Lara: Just Friends (R,S,HD). 4.10 Schools â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Ask Lara: Sticky Situation (R,S,HD). 4.20 Schools (R,S,HD).

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FIFA World Cup Live 2014, 4pm

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.25 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Cameroon v Croatia (Kick-off 11.00pm). All the action from the Arena Amazonia in Manaus, Brazil, as the Group A rivals play their second fixture of the campaign.

1.15 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 2.30 British Touring Car Championship (HD). Action from round four at Oulton Park in Cheshire. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). Homeowners in Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire rate one anotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s properties. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

10.00 My Last Summer (S,HD). 3/4. See Choices Above.

10.00 Big Brother: Power Trip (S,HD). 15/72. Daily round-up of highlights, featuring the latest tasks, games, arguments, laughs, diary room visits and bedroom chit-chat. Narrated by Marcus Bentley.

11.00 CCTV: Caught on Camera (R,S). 2/3. A look at the rise of personal CCTV cameras.

11.00 Big Brotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bit on the Side (S,HD). Emma Willis presents the BB companion show.

12.00 Royal Ascot Highlights (S,HD). 12.35 Ramsayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). 1.30 Ramsayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). 2.20 Film: The Hindenburg (S,HD) (1975). Disaster movie, starring George C Scott. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 4.25 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 5.20 Hughâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 3 Good Things (R,S,HD). 5.50 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

12.00 Under the Dome (R,S,HD). Chesterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mill is hit by an outbreak of meningitis. 12.55 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 Eddie Stobartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Excellent Adventures (R,S,HD). 3.55 Great Artists (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.45 HouseBusters (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 Michaelaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wild Challenge (R,S).

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24: LIVE ANOTHER DAY 9pm, Sky1

ITV2 7.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.30 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.30 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Got More Talent Best & Worst: Stephenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Heroes (R,S). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

E4 8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 10.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 4.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Real Filth Fighters (R,S). 7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Will tries to encourage more students to join New Directions. 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

FILM PICK

The US action drama reaches its 200th episode, but thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no time for partying as President Heller lets Jack in on a secret plan he has been hatching. Kate crosses the line to keep her hostage talking, while Jordan faces a life-or-death struggle. Kiefer Sutherland stars, with Yvonne Strahovski.

Johnny Vegas and his wife Maia Dunphy, Christopher Bisson and his partner Row, and Kimberley Walsh and her boyfriend Justin find out how much they know about their other halves.

TURNER & HOOCH 8pm, E4

A Californian detective investigating the murder of a local man by drug smugglers has only one witness to help him solve the case â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the large, smelly dog that belonged to the victim, and which is about to turn the detectiveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s well-ordered existence into chaos. Family comedy, starring Tom Hanks, Mare Winningham, Craig T Nelson, Scott Paulin, Reginald VelJohnson, JC Quinn, John McIntire, David Knell and Ebbe Roe Smith.

GOLD 6.30 Waiting for God (S). 7.00 Butterflies (S). 7.40 Going Straight (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.20 Going Straight (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict. 10.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest (HD). 1.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest Managers (S). 2.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Premiership Years (S). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed!, 7pm

Made in Chelsea, 11.10pm

24: Live Another Day, 9pm

Best of Not the ... 10.40pm

Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest, 6.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 13/30. Londoner Ian chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 3/12. The Professor fine-tunes his What-If machine. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 3/21.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4/7. Compo remembers someone owes him money.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 6.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 6.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest (HD). The career of Andres Iniesta.

7.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 13/28. Featuring a runaway pumpkin and a 60th birthday surprise. 7.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 16/23.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Leela proves she is willing to follow through with her threats. 7.30 Youngers (S,HD). 7/8.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 20/22. Marge signs up Bart for piano lessons. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 13/22. With the voice of Eric Idle.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 5/8. The Trotters dogsit. 7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 6/8. Del sets Rodney up on a date.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news. 7.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Spain team from 2008.

8.00 The Best of Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! Animal Special (R,S). Harry Hill introduces the best collection of camcorder calamities that involve animals.

8.00 Turner & Hooch (S,HD) (1989). See Choices Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 15/22. Lisa hurts Ralphâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s feelings. 8.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 16/22. Homer is forced to attend Alcoholics Anonymous.

8.20 Hebburn (S). 3/6. Sarahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s parents visit the Pearson home for the first time and the fancy dress competition at Swayzeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s turns to violence when some outsiders turn up at the pub.

8.00 Sporting Heroes: Steve Harmison Interviews Kevin Keegan: Part Two. The interview with the football manager continues.

9.00 24: Live Another Day (S,HD). 8/12.See Choices Above.

9.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (S). 2/7. Messrs Corbett and Barker reminisce about sketches including Garlic Breath Party and Swedish Made Simple. Alison Moyet guests.

9.00 Time of Our Lives. Former Everton players Andy Gray, Graeme Sharp and Kevin Sheedy discuss their success in the 1980s under the stewardship of Howard Kendall.

9.00 I Wanna Marry â&#x20AC;&#x153;Harryâ&#x20AC;? (S,HD). 4/8. The girls continue their mission to win â&#x20AC;&#x153;Prince Harryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? heart, but one of their number comes across a photograph that leaves her wondering whether she has been led astray.

10.00 Not Going Out (S). 4/8. 10.00 Utterly Outrageous 10.05 Rude Tube: Love Bytes 10.00 A League of Their Lee and Tim babysit Own (R,S,HD). 2/12. Celebrity Weddings (R,S,HD). 5/8. Alex Zane Guyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s grandson. Sports-based comedy (S,HD). Ellie Taylor counts down through 50 quiz, hosted by James provides viewers with a internet clips of 10.40 Best of Not the Nine Corden. Jamie Redknapp guide to the weird and romantic, raunchy and Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Clock News (S). 5/8. and Andrew â&#x20AC;&#x153;Freddieâ&#x20AC;? wonderful world of weird characters, Highlights of the sketch Flintoff are the captains, celebrity wedlock, with including an entry billed show. with guests Gael Clichy the help of Kerry as the greatest marriage and Dara O Briain. Katona, Amy Childs, Alex proposal ever. Reid and Lauren Harries.

10.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news. 10.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Netherlands team from 1988.

11.10 Made in Chelsea (R,S). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11/11. Binky and Alex to (R,S,HD). 11/24. The (R,S,HD). 2/13. work things out in their agents investigate a 11.50 Two and a Half Men relationship. Last in the shoot-out. (R,S,HD). 3/24. Alan series. dates two women at the same time.

11.15 The Black Adder (S). 4/6. Edmund meets an eligible princess.

11.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 11.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). A profile of 2014 FIFA World Cup Group A rivals Croatia and Cameroon.

12.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.45 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.10 Hellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Kitchen USA (R,S,HD). The aspiring chefs take part in a challenge involving tricycles. 2.05 Lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funniest Moments (R). 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (S). Alison Moyet guests. 1.00 Hebburn (S). Sarahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s parents visit. 1.30 Not Going Out (S). Lee and Tim babysit Guyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s grandson. 2.00 Best of Not the Nine Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Clock News (S). 2.25 The Black Adder (S). Edmund meets an eligible princess. 3.00 Close

12.15 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.45 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.15 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 1.45 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 2.15 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.45 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.05 Rude Tube: Love Bytes (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.40 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). A body containing a top-secret residue goes missing from the morgue. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Good Guys (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). The Lotus T125. 8.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride (R,S). English teacher Grant creates a storybook wedding. 9.00 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Heroin Hell (S,HD). The lives of two young Afghan heroin addicts. 10.00 Orphan Black (S,HD). Sarah struggles to make a deal 10.45 Family Guy (R,S). 11.10 Family Guy (R,S). 11.30 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 11.50 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Heroin Hell (R,S,HD). 12.50 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 1.20 Orphan Black (R,S,HD). 2.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). 3.00 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Heroin Hell (R,S).

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7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 She-Wolves: Englandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Early Queens (R,HD). The role of queens in medieval and Tudor England. 9.00 Majesty and Mortar: Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Great Palaces. New series. The history, magic and mystery behind royal palaces. 10.00 The Body in the Bog (R,HD). 11.00 Swarm: Natureâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Incredible Invasions (R,HD). 12.00 Everyday Eden: A Potted History of the Suburban Garden (R,HD). 1.00 She-Wolves: Englandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Early Queens (R,HD). 2.00 Parks and Recreation (R). 2.20 Parks and Recreation (R). 2.45 Majesty and Mortar: Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Great Palaces (R).

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TV PICKS

FOSTERING & ME WITH LORRAINE PASCALE 9pm, BBC2

GEORGE CLARKE’S AMAZING SPACES 8pm, Channel 4

The cookery writer and former model tracks down the people who cared for her when she was a child.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (S,HD). 11.30 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 Flog It! (S,HD). 4.30 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Colombia v Ivory Coast (Kick-off 5.00pm).

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The architect meets motorbike racer Ollie, who’s fed up with sleeping in the back of a transit van at competitions and wants to transform a double-decker coach into a Japanese-style pod hotel for 20 people. There’s also the story of a man who built a home for his daughter in his back garden for just £12,000.

BBC2

CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF 9pm, BBC1

Singer JB Gill, presenter Alison Hammond, and actors Amanda Burton, Ken Morley and Emma Barton compete in the second heat of the culinary contest.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With guest Jimmy Osmond. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). Transforming a bedroom and bathroom. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

TRAUMA DOCTORS: EVERY SECOND COUNTS 9pm, Channel 5

Anne Weaver attends a serious accident in north-west London involving a motorcyclist who is struggling to breathe, and is also distressed, confused and agitated, leading her to believe he may have bleeding on the brain.

Channel 4

6.15 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 6.40 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.05 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage of the five-day festival.

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip (R,S,HD). Daily roundup of highlights. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). 3.10 Summer Solstice (R,S). Conclusion of the drama sequel, starring Sinead Cusack. 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Naomi uses the singles night to her advantage.

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6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3/20. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Leela proves she is willing to follow through with her threats.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Heath finally introduces Darcy to her new baby brother. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). Documentary giving an insight into the world of debt collection. Followed by 5 News Update.

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6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

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The Chase, 5pm

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 17/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Building Dream Homes (S,HD). 14/15. A homeowner tries to save money by taking on a demolition job himself. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip (S). 17&18/30. Philip Serrell and Tom Scott visit Lostwithiel in Cornwall, and then travel to the Devon ports of Plymouth and Morwellham Quay.

7.05 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 7.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 36/52. Jac becomes tangled in a web of Paula’s making as she prepares to face Jonny in court, while the papers publish a story about the Nazi war criminal Sacha treated.

8.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events (R,S,HD). 2/3. Chris Packham investigates reports of fish “walking” out of the water in Florida, bees in France that are making multicoloured honey, and trees oozing a blood-red liquid.

8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (S,HD). 3/7. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (R,S,HD). Two friends whose 22 dogs disrupted the peace of a South Ayrshire village. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Celebrity MasterChef (S,HD). 3/13. See Choices Above.

9.00 Fostering & Me with Lorraine Pascale (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Grand Designs (R,S). Kevin McCloud meets a master craftsman who plans to build a castle in rural Devon made entirely of mud, forming the huge property out of two curved roundhouses connected by glazing.

9.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts (S,HD). 5/6. See Choices Above.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). 10.35 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Japan v Greece (Kick-off 11.00pm). Coverage of the second World Cup Group C match for both sides, which takes place at the Estadio das Dunas in Natal, Brazil.

10.00 Mock the Week (S,HD). 2/11. With Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

11.20 This Week (S). The past seven days in politics.

11.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 11.05 The Cube (R,S,HD). 7/9. A hairdresser and a youth worker take up the challenge.

12.05 Sign Zone: Behind Closed Doors: Elderly Care Exposed (R,S). 12.35 This Is BBC Two (S). 1.05 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (S,HD). 2.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools – Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools: Human Planet – Change and Sustainability KS2 (R,S,HD).

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 4.15 May the Best House Win (R,S,HD). Four homeowners in the West Midlands compete. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

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10.00 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (S,HD) (1991). See Choices Above. ●●●●●

10.00 Big Brother: Power Trip (S,HD). 16/72. More from the house as the contestants compete in tasks, rant in the diary room and provide their own entertainment while obeying the Big Brother rules – or not, as the case may be.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side (S,HD). Fans’ thoughts on the latest developments.

12.40 Royal Ascot Highlights (S,HD). 1.10 24 Hours in A&E (R,S,HD). 2.10 One Born Every Minute (R,S,HD). 3.05 My Last Summer (R,S,HD). 4.00 Secrets of the Police: Channel 4 Dispatches (R,S,HD). 4.30 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 5.25 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things (R,S,HD). 5.55 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.00 My Violent Child (R,S,HD). Parents who are being physically abused by their children. 3.55 Great Artists (R,S). The work of Jan Vermeer. 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.45 HouseBusters (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S).

Uruguay v England (Kick-off 8.00pm). All the action from the eagerly awaited Group D fixture at the Arena de Sao Paulo, as both sides play their second match of the tournament.

ITV2 7.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.30 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.30 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Cube (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

SWAT captain Lou Grover finds himself facing a dilemma when a fugitive computer hacker (guest star Nick Jonas of Jonas Brothers fame) kidnaps the lawmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s daughter to force him to help steal $100million. How many lines will Grover cross to secure the release of his child?

E4 8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 10.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 10.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 4.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Real Filth Fighters (R,S). 7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Glee (R,S,HD). A second show choir group is formed. 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Benderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s romance jeopardises the crew.

FILM PICKS

HAWAII FIVE-0 8pm, Sky1

FIFA WORLD CUP LIVE 2014 7pm, ITV

TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY 10pm, Channel 4

RUMOR HAS IT 8pm, ITV2

A woman sets off for San Francisco in search of a man who had affairs with her mother and grandmother. Romantic comedy, with Jennifer Aniston.

A cyborg is sent back in time to protect the future saviour of the human race. Sci-fi adventure sequel, with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

GOLD 7.00 Butterflies (S). 7.40 Going Straight (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4.20 Going Straight (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict. 10.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest (S,HD). 1.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest Managers (S). 2.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Premiership Years (S). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

Celebrity Juice ... 10.30pm

How I Met Your ... 7.30pm

Intelligence, 10pm

Jo Brandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Great ... 7.40pm

Premier League ... 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 14/30. Nico from Cheshire picks three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 23/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 24/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 4/12. Leela is named Orphan of the Year. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 19/21.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 6/7. Foggy gives Compo a helping hand.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 6.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 6.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest (S,HD). The career of Steven Gerrard.

7.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7/26. Featuring the ultimate drooling dog. 7.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). Harry Hill narrates camcorder calamities.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sam interferes with Leelaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plans. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 4/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3/22. Homer becomes a food critic. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 14/22. Bart is referred to a therapist.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 7/8. 7.40 Jo Brandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Great Wall of Comedy (S). 2/5. With Tim Brooke-Taylor and Simon Greenall.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news. 7.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD). A profile of former Chelsea forward Gianfranco Zola.

8.00 Rumor Has It (S,HD) (2005). See Choices Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (S,HD). 21/24. Raj prepares for a date. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (S,HD). 20/24. Marshall discovers where Lily went after their argument.

8.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 22/22. See Choices Above.

8.20 Jo Brandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Great Wall of Comedy (S). 3/5. With Miles Jupp and James Dreyfus.

8.00 Sporting Heroes: Phil Tufnell Interviews Tony Adams. An interview with the former England footballer..

9.00 2 Broke Girls (S,HD). 20/24. Max and Caroline attend a lavish dinner at Dekeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s parentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; house. 9.30 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 1/6. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Simon Bird.

9.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 2/8. Police officers stop a fraudulent operation involving bottled water, capture a runaway horse and race to reclaim a stolen car.

9.00 Hugh Dennis: Sitcom Does Families. 1/4. The Outnumbered star presents a selection of classic sitcom moments depicting family life.

9.00 Time of Our Lives. Former Newcastle United players from the 1969 Fairs Cup-winning side reminisce about the favourite moments of their football careers. Presented by Jeff Stelling.

10.00 Not Going Out (S). 5/8. 10.00 World Cup Report 10.00 TV OD (S,HD). 3/8. A 10.00 Rude Tube: Rude Zoo 10.00 Intelligence (S,HD). Leeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attempt to impress 11/13. Gabriel and Riley (HD). Up-to-the-minute humorous look at the (R,S,HD). 7/8. Alex Zane Lucy backfires. travel to LA when an news. most talked about presents a selection of advanced cyberworm shows on TV. the internetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s funniest 10.40 Best of Not the Nine 10.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest infiltrates the power animal clips, including Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Clock News (S). 7/8. 10.30 Celebrity Juice: Girl International Teams grid, causing blackouts footage of the ultimate Highlights from the on Girl Special (S,HD). A profile of the across the West Coast. dog tease, not-so-cuddly sketch show. (R,S,HD). 3/13. With France team from 1984. The pair soon discover koalas, killer cats and a Pamela Anderson, links to a terrorist group. ruthless honey badger. Samia Ghadie, Sam Faiers and Kerry Katona. 11.15 Viral Tap (R,S,HD). 8/8. Topical comedy show, presented by Caroline Flack. Last in the series.

11.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 2/24. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 13/24. The 11.30 The Mindy Project team tries to prevent a (R,S,HD). 2/22. Mindy leak of top-secret tries to adjust to her information. long-distance relationship.

11.15 The Black Adder (S). 5/6. Edmund is accused of witchcraft. 11.55 Hebburn (S). 4/6. Sarah attempts to give Jack advice on his interview technique.

11.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 11.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). A profile of 2014 FIFA World Cup Group B rivals Netherlands and Chile.

12.05 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.55 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.20 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). 2.00 Lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funniest Moments (R). 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 1.30 Rude Tube: Rude Zoo (R,S,HD). 2.25 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.15 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.00 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.35 Big Train (S). Surreal comedy sketches. 1.10 Not Going Out (S). Leeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attempt to impress Lucy backfires. 1.40 Best of Not the Nine Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Clock News (S). Highlights from the sketch show. 2.05 The Black Adder (S). Edmund is accused of witchcraft. 2.40 Rex the Runt. 3.00 Close

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold. 12.45 Football Gold. 1.00 Premiership Years (S). Classic moments from the 2006/07 season. 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 5.00 Time of Our Lives (S).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Sam investigates a terrorist group. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). McGarrett and his mother join forces for a covert operation. 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Good Guys (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

7.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride (R,S). A music lover plans his concert-like wedding. 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). Cameras follow 20-year-old Rob and 18-year-old Rebecca. Last in the series. 9.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride (R,S). Motorbike enthusiast Luke organises his wedding. Last in the series. 10.00 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News (R,S). An edition from 2010. 10.30 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News (R,S). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). 1.05 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Heroin Hell (R,S,HD). 2.05 Tyger Takes on Porn (R,S,HD). 3.05 Badults (R,S,HD). 3.35 C-Bomb (R,S,HD).

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TV PICKS

FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER 10pm, Channel 4

EMMERDALE 7pm, ITV

Return of the comedy. Adam brings a girl home for dinner, but just as things start going smoothly, the evening takes a turn for the worse.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Claimed and Shamed (S,HD). 11.30 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets (S). 4.00 Match of the Day Live (S,HD). Italy v Costa Rica (Kick-off 5.00pm).

A concerned Marlon questions Bob about Donnaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s whereabouts, while Ross is desperate for an update on George and makes a confession to Finn so he will pay the victim a visit. Megan catches Jai off guard with a business proposition and Kerryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pleased when she and Dan set a date for the wedding.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.05 Building Dream Homes (R,S,HD). 7.35 Brazilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer Cities (S,HD). 7.40 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Highlights (R,S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone (R,S). 10.35 The Travel Show (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Tennis from Eastbourne (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless Celebrities (R,S,HD).

THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW 10.35pm, BBC1 Graham meets singer Cheryl Cole, former Miami Vice actor Don Johnson, Mrs Brown herself/himself Brendan Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Carroll and comedian John Bishop.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Panellists include Janet Street-Porter and Myleene Klass. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Peter Andreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 60 Minute Makeover (R,S,HD). 3.00 Dickinsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Real Deal (R,S). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

THE GIRL RAISED BY MONKEYS 8pm, Channel 5

An investigation into the story of Marina Chapman, who has now settled in Bradford but claims that at the age of four she was kidnapped from her village in the north-east of Colombia then abandoned in the jungle. She says that she only survived by becoming part of a troop of capuchin monkeys.

Channel 4

6.20 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 6.45 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.05 3rd Rock from the Sun (R,S). 7.30 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage of the five-day festival.

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip (R,S,HD). More from the house. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). The team searches for a kidnapped girl. 3.20 Film: McBride: Semper Fi (S) (2007). Mystery, starring John Larroquette. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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7.05 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 7.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Shirley tries to get Phil to reveal his true feelings. 8.30 Celebrity MasterChef (S,HD). 4/13. The pressure is on as the celebrity cooks battle it out for another two semi-final places. JB Gill, Amanda Burton, Ken Morley, Emma Barton and Alison Hammond are this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hopefuls â&#x20AC;&#x201C; although one of those five will have already been booted out in last nightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s programme.

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EastEnders, 8pm

Celebrity Fifteen to One, 8pm

Stand by Your Man, 10pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 4/20. Marge is stalked by an escaped convict. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sam interferes with Leelaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plans.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Oscar hits something while driving Zac home and speeds off in a panic. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). See Choices Above. 7.30 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Switzerland v France (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of both teamsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; second Group E encounter, which comes from the Arena Fonte Nova in Salvador, Brazil. The sides last met in the 2006 staging of this competition when they drew a group match 0-0, having also drawn both meetings when they met in the qualifying stage of the competition. Presented by Adrian Chiles, with commentary by Sam Matterface and Clarke Carlisle, and analysis by Martin Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neill, Fabio Cannavaro and Patrick Vieira.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Cricket on 5 (S,HD). England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas presents action from the opening day of the Second Test in the two-match series. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Celebrity Fifteen To One (S,HD). 3/4. Frank Skinner, Hilary Devey and Dave Gorman are among the 15 well-known faces competing to win a large cash prize for charity. Quiz, hosted by Adam Hills.

8.00 The Girl Raised by Monkeys (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (S). 3/6. Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the famous quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by Josie Long and Rob Beckett, and Vic Reeves in Dictionary Corner.

9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction (S,HD). 17/72. Emma Willis announces the result of the second eviction, and there is also the usual daily round-up of highlights from the Big Brother compound.

10.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 10.25 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 FIFA World Cup Live 2014 (S,HD). Honduras v Ecuador (Kick-off 11.00pm). Coverage of the second Group E match for both sides, which takes place at the Arena da Baixada in Curitiba, Brazil. Presented by Matt Smith, with commentary by Joe Speight and Lee Dixon, and analysis by Gordon Strachan, Andros Townsend and Gus Poyet.

10.00 Friday Night Dinner (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above. 10.35 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 1/6. The gang goes on a field trip to Swanage.

10.00 Stand by Your Man (S,HD). 2/10. Four more contestants try to win the chance to date one of 40 women. 10.40 Big Brother Eviction: The Interview (S,HD). 18/72. Emma Willis chats to the second person to be voted out.

11.10 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 2/6. Will is given a work experience placement at a garage. 11.40 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 3/6. Will plans to celebrate his birthday with a dinner party.

11.10 Big Brotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bit on the Side (S,HD). Reactions to the second eviction.

1.15 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

12.15 Film: Airplane II: The Sequel (S,HD) (1982). See Choices Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 1.45 Royal Ascot Highlights (S,HD). 2.15 The Angelos Epithemiou Show (R,S,HD). 2.40 Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Spazticus (R,S,HD). 3.05 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 3.50 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (R,S,HD). 4.45 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 4.55 Beat My Build (R,S,HD). 5.50 Kirstieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Homemade Home (S).

12.10 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 2.55 Canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Pay? Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). An insight into the world of debt collection. 3.50 Great Artists (R,S). English painter JMW Turner. 4.15 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.40 House Doctor (R,S). A cottage in East Sussex. 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 Michaelaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wild Challenge (R,S).

8.00 Sea City (S). 3/3. New recruits attend a performing course. Last in the series. 8.30 Gardenersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; World (S,HD). 14/31. Joe Swift meets the team responsible for the floral displays at Wimbledon. 9.00 Seven Wonders of Brazil (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 18/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Building Dream Homes (S,HD). 15/15. Bad weather hits the construction of a state-ofthe-art house in Dorset. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip (S). 19&20/30. Philip Serrell and Tom Scott travel through Dorset, Devon and Hampshire in their search for bargains.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 The Graham Norton Show (S,HD). 12/13. See Choices Above.

10.00 QI (R,S,HD). 16/18. With Liza Tarbuck, Susan Calman and Sandi Toksvig. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

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11.20 Uncle (S,HD). 5/6. Andy tries to break up with Shelly. 11.55 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus. Sharon is attacked.

11.00 Weather (S). 11.05 Buster (S) (1988). See Choices Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

1.50 Weatherview (S). 1.55 BBC News (S,HD).

12.35 Sign Zone: The Battle to Beat Polio (R,S). The search for a vaccine for the disease. 1.35 Match of the Day: FIFA World Cup Replay (S,HD). Italy v Costa Rica. 3.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN 10pm, Sky1

Robert Beckford examines seven things that embody the spiritual diversity of Brazil, from the iconic statue of Jesus Christ in Rio de Janeiro to the samba beat of the carnival.

ITV2 7.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 8.40 Dinner Date (R,S). 9.40 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.00 The Cube (R,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

Racing driver Mark Webber and comedian Jimmy Carr take part in the comedy quiz. Former Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Jamie Redknapp and ex-England cricketer Andrew Flintoff are the team captains, with comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson joining them.

Sky1

FILM PICKS

SEVEN WONDERS OF BRAZIL 9pm, BBC2

AIRPLANE II: THE SEQUEL 12.15am, Channel 4

BUSTER 11.05pm, BBC2

Fact-based crime drama about Great Train Robber Buster Edwards, and his escape to Mexico. Starring Phil Collins and Julie Walters.

A computer malfunction sends a passenger space shuttle hurtling toward the sun. Disaster spoof sequel, with Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty.

GOLD

6.00 Real Filth Fighters (R,S). 7.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Glee (R,S,HD). A foreign-exchange student moves in with Brittany. 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

6.30 Waiting for God (S). 7.00 Butterflies (S). 7.45 Going Straight (S). 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9.00 Bewitched. 10.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 12.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3.40 Just a Minute. 4.25 Going Straight (S). 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 10.00 World Cup Verdict. 10.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 11.00 Premiership Years (S). 1.00 Football’s Greatest (HD). 1.30 Football’s Greatest Managers (S). 2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Premiership Years (S). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

The Holiday, 9pm

He’s Just Not That ... 9pm

Karl Pilkington: The ... 9pm

One Foot in the Grave, 7pm

Live Super League, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 2/30. A Londoner takes part in the dating show.

6.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1/24. 6.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2/24. Amy is caught in a conflict.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 7/12. Bender becomes a tyrannical pharaoh. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 20/21.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 6/6. The final episode of the longrunning comedy.

6.00 IRB Junior World Championship Rugby Union (HD). Highlights of the final.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3/23. Camcorder clips, including two musical horses. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Holly and Dirk worry that Cindy is hiding a secret. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 5/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 9/22. With the guest voice of Tom Waits. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 15/22. Homer declares himself bankrupt.

7.00 One Foot in the Grave (S). Christmas special from 1990. Victor says “Bah humbug” to the festive season.

8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent Best & Worst: Showstoppers (R,S). Stephen Mulhern looks back at the best and worst auditions.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 20/24. Marshall discovers where Lily went after their argument. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/24. Raj prepares for a date.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 14/22. Maude Flanders is killed. 8.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking (R,S,HD). 3/10. Comedy show, with Rob Rouse, Hal Cruttenden and Tiffany Stevenson.

8.20 Hebburn (S). 4/6. Sarah attempts to give Jack advice on his interview technique.

7.00 World Cup Report (HD). Up-to-the-minute news. 7.30 Live Super League (HD). Bradford Bulls v Hull Kingston Rovers (Kick-off 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of the topflight encounter at Odsal.

9.00 He’s Just Not That Into 9.00 The Holiday (S,HD) You (S,HD) (2009). A (2006). Two single woman seeks romantic women from opposite advice from a kindly sides of the Atlantic each bartender, while various find love after they swap other people contend houses over Christmas. with problems in their Romantic comedy, love lives. Romantic starring Cameron Diaz comedy, with Ginnifer and Kate Winslet. Goodwin and Justin Including FYI Daily. ●● Long. ●●●

9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life (R,S,HD). 5/5. Karl ends his journey with a look at differing attitudes to death. In Ghana, he attends his first-ever funeral and the accompanying parade. Last in the series.

9.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (S). 3/7. Messrs Corbett and Barker reminisce about sketches including Home Rule for Ruislip, Crossed Lines and the Phantom Raspberry Blower. Lisa Stansfield guests.

10.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 7/10. See Choices Above.

10.00 Not Going Out (S). 6/8. 10.00 World Cup Report Encouraged by Lucy and (HD). Up-to-the-minute Barbara, Lee tries speednews. dating. 10.30 Football’s Greatest 10.40 Best of Not the Nine International Teams O’Clock News (S). 8/8. (S,HD). A profile of the Highlights of the sketch France team from 1998show, originally aired in 2000. the 1980s.

11.45 Celebrity Juice: I’m a 11.35 The Big Bang Theory Celebrity Special (R,S,HD). 19/24. Amy is (R,S,HD). 11/13. Comedy disappointed by quiz, with Gino Sheldon. D’Acampo, Shaun Ryder and Russell Kane.

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 15/24. Callen encounters a former KGB operative.

11.15 The Black Adder (S). 6/6. Edmund plans to steal the throne. 11.55 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (S). 3/7.

11.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 11.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). A profile of 2014 FIFA World Cup Group C rivals Japan and Ivory Coast.

12.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.55 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake. 1.25 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.45 TV OD (R,S,HD). 2.10 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Callen and Sam infiltrate a gang of corrupt cops. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). Pilot episode of the American crime drama remake. 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Good Guys (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

12.55 Not Going Out (S). 1.25 Best of Not the Nine O’Clock News (S). 1.50 The Black Adder (S). Edmund plans to steal the throne. 2.25 Just a Minute. With Paul Merton, Liza Tarbuck, Gyles Brandreth and Tony Hawks. 3.00 Close

12.00 Football Gold. 12.15 Football Gold. 12.30 Football Gold. 12.45 Football Gold. 1.00 Premier League Years (S). 3.00 Time of Our Lives (S). 4.00 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 4.30 Destination Brazil (S,HD). 5.00 Football Gold. 5.15 Football Gold. 5.30 Football Gold.

12.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.35 Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell (R,S,HD). 1.35 Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy (R,S,HD). 2.10 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.40 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.00 Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell (R,S,HD). 3.55 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.35 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

BBC3

7.00 Great Movie Mistakes IV: May the Fourth Be with You (R,S). 7.45 Doctor Who: The Day of the Doctor (R,S,HD). The Time Lord’s past comes back to haunt him. Matt Smith and David Tennant star. 9.00 Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (R,S,HD). Two teenagers head to Zante. 10.00 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 Family Guy (R,S). 12.10 Family Guy (R,S). 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 1.00 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 1.30 Backchat with Jack Whitehall and His Dad (R,S,HD). 2.15 Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (R,S,HD). 3.15 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 3.45 Great Movie Mistakes – Not in 3D (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Symphony (R,HD). 8.30 Sounds of the Eighties (R). Pop music from the BBC archives. 9.00 Billy Joel: The Bridge to Russia – A Matter of Trust (HD). The singersongwriter’s historic trip to perform in the USSR in 1987. 10.15 Billy Joel: Live in Leningrad (HD). Footage from the musician’s performance in Leningrad. 11.35 Barry Manilow at the BBC (R). Archive performances by the singersongwriter. 12.35 Billy Joel: The Bridge to Russia – A Matter of Trust (R,HD). 1.50 Billy Joel: Live in Leningrad (R,HD). 3.10 Sounds of the Eighties (R).

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