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n a very ordinary city street, where office workers rush to catch buses, sirens blare and the predominant colour is grey, there lies a door to a fantasy world, where trees can talk and puppets come to life. Childhood memories of The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Fraggle Rock and Bagpuss come flooding back when you venture over the threshold of Bristol’s enchanting new shop, The Puppet Tree. Situated by The Bear Pit on Bond Street, Broadmead, the exterior of this rather drab-looking shop is deceptive – for inside you’ll find an extraordinary giant tree and within its branches, hundreds of puppets of all shapes and sizes. There are wizards, witches and dragons; kings, queens and jesters; cute little finger puppets, classic marionettes, charming hand puppets and scary animal masks. You’ll find Balthazar the Bear, Renni the Caterpillar, Petronella the Sparrow and the Three Billy Goats Gruff. You’ll discover monster bags with tongues and cushions with googly eyes. The custodian of The Puppet Tree’s quirky inhabitants is Robin Skelcey, who decided a “proper job” was for wimps and the only feasible solution was to open a

puppet shop, of course. “After art school, I accidentally got a job as a software developer, and accidentally became successful at it,” Robin smiles coyly. “Ten years later, it really didn’t feel like enough. So after considering a few things, the only logical possibility was to open an enchanting shop with a talking tree and hundreds of puppets. I still work on software, but now I’m surrounded by puppets and happy people, which is significantly better. “We opened a couple of months ago and it’s ever-expanding,” Robin continues. “We offer a huge range of puppets, though the majority are Muppet-type hand puppets that people can pick up and immediately bring to life, whatever age they are. “Our prices range from finger puppets at £3.50 to gorgeous sackfulls of storytelling puppets at £68. Almost all our prices are lower than you find online, and several lines aren’t available anywhere else in the UK.” The concept of a puppet shop in Broadmead may initially seem a little niche, but visitors to this beautifully quirky shop are from all ends of the spectrum, from professional puppetiers to mesmerised toddlers and everyone in between. And with its burgeoning puppetry scene, Bristol is the ideal city to launch such a magical venture.

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Robin says: “Along with animation, puppetry is huge in Bristol. There’s the brilliant Bristol Puppetry Festival, and we have close links with the Puppet Place – HQ for some of the best puppet performance companies in the world.” Being tucked away on Bond Street, just before St James Barton roundabout, means Robin needs to spread the word. “The shop itself is on an unlovely street, no doubt about that,” he continues, “though I like that it’s between Stokes Croft and Broadmead – I think we bridge

that cultural divide. “Outside there’s the general hubbub of city life. Inside is an oasis, with a subtle blend of music, smells, sounds, fog, a lazy (real) toad and a grumpy (very real) cat – all these hopefully combine to create something entirely unique and memorable. “I’m not sure it’ll ever make a profit, but it makes every visitor a little happier, and that’s really what the shop is for. “Last week a father said to his kids, ‘Come on then, time to get cakes and sweets’. One of the children replied ‘But Dad! This is

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“I am also converting an area at the back into a green room, where customers can make their own films to be uploaded to YouTube. It’s very exciting.” And with that it’s time for me to leave Robin’s magical, carefree world and emerge back into reality. But I’ve no doubt the strings of The Puppet Tree will pull me back soon.

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COIFFURE CLASSICS Beauty Give your hair a vintage lift for a special occasion, with help from Olivia Macmillan and Pauline Chaplin, both lecturers at City of Bristol College’s Creative and Leisure department

s the festive season approaches, our calendar becomes filled with parties and we start thinking about outfits and hair dos. Try something different this year by creating a sleek and sophisticated vintage style. To create such a hair do, you need the following tools: Heated rollers of different sizes, depending on the length of your hair, large-barreled tongs, hair grips, a comb, firm-hold spray and shine spray or serum. �� – �� Prepare the hair by setting in heated rollers or using wide-barreled tongs. Best results are achieved with hair that has been washed the day before. Leave the hair to cool before styling. �� – �� Use a comb to section the hair into four triangles around the head. �� – �� Starting on the section at the nape, backcomb the roots only

and smooth over the top using a brush. Then, begin wrapping small sections of hair around two fingers, tucking in the ends and securing with a grip. Repeat throughout this section. �� Then take one side section and back brush it all. This gives the hair volume and makes it easier to work with. Remember to smooth the top of the hair using a brush so that the hair appears sleek and smooth. Twist the ends and grip into the barrel curls at the nape. Sculpt the ends to create defined curls at the side of the head. Spray with a firm hair spray for support and hold. Repeat this on the other side of the head. �� – �� Now that both the side sections are in place, it’s time to look at the top. Take a small strand at the front, twist it round to the side and hold in place with a grip. Back comb the rest, from roots to tip, and then smooth over as before with a brush. Using grips to secure, twist the hair into barrel curls above the ear. Sculpt the ends to create defined curls at the side of the

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head. Spray with a firm-hold hairspray for support and hold. �� View the finished style all the way around to ensure the shape of the head and hairstyle are in proportion. To do this, stand with your back to a wall-mounted mirror and hold a small, hand-held mirror in front of you. If you feel that your style appears asymmetrical, use a tail comb to lift areas, or to tuck in stray hairs. At this stage you can add hair ornaments. Finish off with a shine spray and firm-hold hairspray to maintain support.

�� If you are pushed for time on a special occasion, this quick and easy hair style can get you through the chaos. The curly bun takes the fuss out of styling hair throughout the day and lets you focus on what is most important, which is to enjoy yourself. If you’re handy with the curling tong, or curling wand, this style may take you less than 15 minutes to complete. It is simple to recreate, whether you are working with

hair that has not been washed for a few days, or even freshly washed locks. Just make sure your hair is well moisturised prior to styling to keep it looking polished. If your hair is dry, refresh with a leave-in spray, serum, or heat protector before curling. Remember to always use heat protector before applying any heated equipment. 1. Separate hair into two sections, front and rear, which should meet at the crown. Backcomb the top section to create height. Smooth over the back combed section to form a quiff look then secure at the crown with grips. Remember to hide grips underneath the hair. 2. Pull the remaining hair into a pony tail and hold in place with a hair band and clips. Type 1 (Wavy): Apply a light leave-in conditioner throughout the pony tail while damp and let it dry naturally. This will help keep frizz to a minimum. Try using a leave-in conditioner and gently comb through the curls for even distribution. Type 2 (Curly): Using a

2 creamy moisturiser throughout your curls will give this style shine and softness. Mist your hair with hairspray and then lightly brush with a bristle brush for even distribution. Type 3 (Kinky): If you are working with hair that hasn’t been washed for a few days, make sure to hydrate your curls before styling with a good moisturising product to stimulate those curls and make creating the bun and twists easier. If kinks are left over from a previous style, it may be advisable to wash or dampen

and style your hair using heated equipment again. Don’t forget the heat protection. 3. Start adding lots of curls to the pony tail either with a wide-barreled tong or working with natural curls. You can increase your natural curl and create a messy look by lightly back combing. 4. After curling, begin taking curled sections and pin them into a bun. Aim to hide all the pins under the hair. 5. Finish off by misting with a strong-hold hairspray and smoothing down any stray hairs.

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t this time of year, do you: lose energy; feel depressed; suffer anxiety attacks; want to sleep for longer and gain weight because you’re craving naughty carbs? Chances are, you’re affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder, commonly and aptly known as SAD – the winter blues. Special high-intensity light boxes are said to help in 80 per cent of cases. These should be used daily when the first SAD symptoms appear, until the following spring. According to the SAD Association (SADA), treatment is effective within three or four days, and the effect continues if the box is used daily. The nutrients we get can also have a big impact on mood. One of the first to take a dive in winter is vitamin D, otherwise known as the “sunshine vitamin”, as our bodies need sunlight in order to produce it. Vitamin D deficiency is linked with a range of health problems, including SAD, and its levels are low for many living in cool climates. Nutritionist Sally Beare explains: “In a country like this it is unlikely that you’ll get enough vitamin D because there often isn’t enough sunlight in summer, plus many of us spend too much time indoors. “We store vitamin D in the liver, so if we have a good summer, like this one, we may get enough to last through winter. But many people end up being deficient, especially if they cover up, or wear sunblock.” In addition, you may need to take a good quality vitamin D supplement. Sally also recommends oily fish, egg yolks, and mushrooms which are food sources of vitamin D. It is also in milk and added to some fortified spreads and breakfast cereals. Other foods, regardless of vitamin D content, may hold the key to alleviating SAD-like symptoms, since there are plenty of mood-boosting munchies to consider. Sally explains: “Our brains operate on food, so what we eat can make all the difference between low and high spirits. There are certain nutrients we need in order to have a good mood. “A lot of people don’t eat enough B vitamins because they tend to be in protein foods and people tend to ‘carb out’ in winter, but we need them to make neurotransmitters in the brain. “Foods with vitamin B are yeast spreads and protein foods like nuts, seeds, beans, chicken and fish. They are also in meat and cheese, although it’s best to keep these to a minimum as they are high in saturated fats. “White carbs will deprive you of B vitamins, which are all in the brown part that is polished off grains such as wheat and rice during processing. “You need B vitamins to process food and convert it to energy, so if you are not getting enough you have to borrow them from your stores, and they become more and more depleted. “Sugary foods like cake, pastries and

biscuits are a problem because they cause wild swings in blood sugar levels which leads to a mood rollercoaster. So ditch white carbs, swap to whole grains, and eat more lean protein, which all provide long-lasting energy to help overcome winter sluggishness and keep moods even.” Another way to chase away the winter blues is to eat foods which boost levels of serotonin, the neurotransmitter which produces feelings of pleasure. “We can increase our serotonin levels by eating foods which contain tryptophan,” says Sally. Good sources of tryptophan are bananas, peanuts, avocados, oats, cottage cheese, turkey and chicken, fish, dried dates, yoghurt, red meat, eggs, sesame, chickpeas, sunflower seeds, and pumpkin seeds. “Another thing you really need for levelling mood is omega 3 fats, which are vital for proper brain function and to keep the spirits lifted, while low levels are linked with depression and mood disorders. Omega 3 fats come from oily fish, ground flax seed, specialist oils such as Udo’s oil, walnuts and krill oil. “We also need omega 6 fats. Seeds such as

sunflower and pumpkin seeds are rich sources, so try to eat these daily. Flax seed is useful as it contains both omega 3 and 6 fats. Try adding it to a smoothie with a banana and oat milk for a mood-boosting drink.” We also need a range of minerals. Sally says: “Brazil nuts are one of the best sources of the mood-boosting mineral selenium, while eggs have zinc which helps us feel more alert and energetic. “Calcium and magnesium work together to help you feel relaxed and sleep properly, so eat green leafy vegetables and seaweed, which are good sources. Yoghurt has calcium too, and it’s more digestible than milk.” And what about reaching for the wine to brighten up a long dark evening? “A little alcohol helps us to relax, but overdoing it can make us more depressed the day after, so a small glass of wine with a meal, and not every night, is best,” Sally warns. Sally Beare is a nutritional therapist at the Natural Health Clinic in Cotham, and author of 50 Secrets Of The World’s Longest Living People and The Live-Longer Diet. See www.sallybear.com. ��

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even downright nasty. No-one gets more than a week to have their say, so even the loudest and most unsavoury characters have to give way when their stint is over. Generally, though, it’s a great way of finding out what’s going elsewhere in the world. It’s not like traditional news. Mostly, the curators of these national Twitter accounts are ordinary people living ordinary lives – but for one week, they are granted an extraordinarily

powerful voice. There are dozens of accounts like this to follow, and you can sign up to be one of the contributors if you live in the right place. The UK account is @PeopleofUK, and there are accounts for Bristol (@Bristol52), London (@LondonisYours) and Ireland (@Ireland). You can find those, and links to loads more, at the Rotation Curation home page, www.rotationcuration.com.

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HALLOWEEN HORRORS Each year the nation ups the ante for Halloween, and we’ve come a long way from the days of simply wearing white sheets with eyeholes cut out. Now, it’s all about the ghoulish gadgetry.

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rispy leaves underfoot and watery sunshine overhead, October is one of the most beautiful months of the year and a particularly active time for wildlife. Westonbirt Arboretum in the Cotswolds is without doubt one of the top places in the country for autumn leaf colour. Home to England’s national tree collection, there are more than 16,000 trees here, but it’s the Japanese maples that draw in the crowds in October. Flame reds, buttery yellows and every shade of orange in between make it an incredible spectacle. During half term, there are autumn-themed activities for children or just crunch along the

trails at Acer Glade and Maple Loop to get the best views of the dramatic leaf colours. As well as enjoying the golden beauty of the maples, Westonbirt experts advise finding a Katsura tree and giving it a sniff, they reputedly smell of candyfloss. It’s around 30 minutes by road to Westonbirt from Bristol and entry is £9 for adults, £8 concessions and £4 for children. Slimbridge Wetland Centre, run by the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust, is a vital haven for birds during the winter and is coming into its most glorious time right now. The sight and sound of thousands of birds arriving – over 35,000 at the peak of the migration season – is one of nature’s most memorable experiences.

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encouraged to add luxury features like a jacuzzi. Tickets are £3.50 and must be booked in advance. Few parks have the untamed appeal of Arnos Vale Cemetery, and with Halloween falling in the midst of half term there won’t be a better excuse to take a dusk walk amid the gothic gloom. Woodland trails snake around the grounds with graves peeping from the undergrowth. It’s a wildlife hotspot too with bats, owls and squirrels. On Thursday, October 31, two twilight family walks will reveal some of the resident nocturnal creatures as well as other secrets of the cemetery. Tickets need to be booked in advance and are £10 per family, which includes two adults and up to three children.

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EATING IN Beef up your cookery skills with a classic roast dinner

ecipes are only as good as their ingredients, particularly when it comes to meat. That’s why having a good understanding of how to select, cut, and cook meat makes all the difference to the final taste. The appropriately named new book Great Meat is written by Dave Kelly, head butcher at Ruby & White butchers on Whiteladies Road. In the book, Kelly debunks the myths and misinformation around selecting and cooking meat and offers up valuable information to meat lovers and home cooks who want to learn new and different techniques to create great dishes. This comprehensive guide to meat takes you through the technical aspects of choosing cuts of beef, lamb, pork, poultry and game, while providing recipes along the way that will help you try out your newfound techniques. Kelly’s butchering expertise comes to the fore in describing how to identify and use different cuts, why and when free range and grass-fed is better, the basics of home butchery and much more. Great Meat is filled with photos and diagrams showing where different cuts of meat come from and how to make the most of them, with recipes from leading chefs and restaurants including The Town House opposite Ruby & White. This recipe for a classic Sunday roast beef dinner comes from Nick Armitage, the chef and owner of The Town House.

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TRAVEL FOOD, FRIENDS AND LAUGHTER World travel: More and more holidaymakers are exchanging cruises on huge liners for breaks on smaller Mediterranean wooden sailing boats known as gulets. Mike Norton spent a week on one in Turkey.

’m not sure when it happened. It could have been as the boat first set off, gently parting the sparkling Mediterranean as it slipped silently out of Marmaris harbour. Or it could have been as we sat down to enjoy one of the delicious meals the captain’s wife magicked up three times a day from the impossibly small galley. Or perhaps the first time we glided in to a picturesque bay to swim in its clear, warm water. All I know is that it happened. I relaxed. Without realising when or how, I forgot about work and the forthcoming winter weather back home. And I let the week drift as gently and effortlessly as the vessel on which we were making our way around the paradise bays of southern Turkey. A gulet is a wooden sailing boat. Ours, the Seyhan Jan, was quite charming, with decks and cabins shaped elegantly from teak and mahogany. The small crew – the captain, his wife the chef, his daughter, his sister-in-law and a general hand – were there to tend to the every need of ten cabin’s-worth of Brits, thrown together for no other reason than having booked the same week’s holiday. As the personalities of the other passengers were a complete lottery, I suppose the holiday could have turned in to mini-series of Big Brother At Sea. But our 13 fellow sailors were

friendly and likeable. Which was just as well. Because we were very much thrown together – relaxing on deck together, swimming together, eating together and, perhaps inevitably, drinking together into the small hours. Total strangers quickly gelled and became firm friends. For a week at least. Our shipmates included an engaging manufacturer of boat parts, whose considerable knowledge of the super yachts around us proved invaluable; a vintage Valentino who paddled off hopefully to other boats in search of female company and a characterful, retired London builder. Most were in couples and the average age was about 55, which I suspect is fairly typical. Although it was built just six years ago, there was a olde-worlde charm to the Seyhan Jan. My aft cabin was surprisingly big, finished in mahogany panelling and lined with a row of silver portholes. The double bed was roomy and comfortable. The en suite bathroom had a large sink, a flushing toilet, a walk-in shower and another porthole. I’ve stayed in smaller London hotel rooms. Life aboard the gulet was refreshingly and relaxingly predictable. Each day started with breakfast on the fore or aft deck, lit by the golden light of sunrise. Then we would invariably set off for either a secluded inlet, port or tourist

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attraction. My favourite was Cleopatra’s Bay, where we moored alongside the ancient ruins of the Egyptian queen’s baths, which crumbled elegantly at the lapping water’s edge in a bower of fragrant pine trees. Around us, the stunning Turkish coastline reared up to impressive mountains that turned red in the setting sun. Despite the fact that it was October, the sea, warmed by a summer’s heat, was fine for swimming – even on the one day the sky clouded over and it started to rain. In fact, swimming as an impressive thunderstorm threw rain at the water was one of the week’s most memorable experiences. Then came lunch, usually comprising Greek-style salads, pulses and interestingly spiced vegetables. Then it was time to swim again, or explore – either the ruin we’d come alongside, or the port we’d moored in, or the books we’d all brought to read. Then another swim. Then drinks from the small bar, with talk and laughter. Then an invariably fantastic dinner with more salads and either spiced meat or barbecued fish. Then

more drinks with more talk and much more laughter. And so the week passed. And before we knew it, we were mooring in Fethiye, our final port of call, roping alongside tiny rough fishing boats whose workers threw scraps in to the sea for huge, jostling turtles. The very relaxing nature of the trip took me completely by surprise. As did Turkey. It was my first time in this beautiful and welcoming country and I left resolving to see more of it. Back in cold, wet Bristol, my batteries felt well and truly recharged. For the first few nights at home, however, I missed being rocked to sleep by the gentle lapping of the Mediterranean against the Seyhan Jan’s wooden hull.

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Our toddler was beside himself with excitement at the prospect of going to sleep in the cabin as the ferry sailed off into the night, while his younger brother slept on oblivious to the first stamp on his passport. As morning broke over Normandy, the streets of Le Havre were a joy to drive through. We only had a short drive to enjoy on our first morning in Normandy, before arriving at our first stopping point – a beautiful family-owned gite, La Chaumiere, just outside Le Havre, near Octeville sur Mer. With chocolate box good looks, a thatched roof and a garden that looked like something out of Country Living, it was like walking into an idyll. Our toddler fell in love with the garden – and as it was gated to the front, we could allow him to explore the apple trees and flowers, watching from a relaxed distance. Inside the gite was furnished with antiques, giving the place an abundance of character – there was even an open fire for us to cosy up to. There are certainly no shortage of things to do in the Seine Maritime region of Normandy – but one of the highlights for us was a trip up

the coast to the seaside town of Etretat. Famed for its white cliffs – which could rival Dover’s – and with needles to take on the Isle of White, it’s a scenic place. An hour sitting on the pebbly beach in the sunshine was a simple delight. But then, Normandy is a place of simple delights. After three days we moved on to our second base for the week – a newly built block of holiday apartments just outside the picturesque 19th-century spa town of Bagnoles-de-L’Orne. It may have been newly built, but B’O Cottage, as it was deceptively called, has been built in a way that is architecturally sympathetic to the grand designs of 19th-century France. It’s part of the larger B’O Resort – a series of elegant spa and hydrotherapy centres. Both my wife and I were given the opportunity to enjoy a relaxing massage, and to experience the tranquil saunas, swimming pools and “relaxation rooms”. But the highlight of the trip for our two little boys was a rather more action-packed afternoon at the Haras du Pin – France’s national stud, which is home to some of the world’s best horses. Set beside a grand

18th-century chateau and stable blocks, every Thursday afternoon during the holiday season, the riders and horses of the Haras du Pin put on a spectacular display – from equestrian acrobats, who seem to think nothing of standing with a foot on two galloping horses, to the invigorating rattle and thud of the antique coaches driven at speed for our delight. The spectacle certainly brought a smile to the faces of both our boys. As we headed back to the car, our toddler, clinging to his new cuddly toy horse, looked up at me and whispered “We like France Daddy, don’t we?” “Yes, we certainly do.”

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ocal Natives’ debut album, Gorilla Manor, was named after a house the band shared in Orange County, California, after the group had first formed in 2008, and is where the bulk of that album’s songs was written. The house was what you’d expect of a bunch of recent graduates, creative types, living collectively; they describe it as “insanely messy,” a place their friends could hang out and mess around on their thrift store piano or many guitars. The band’s three vocalists had met years before at Tesoro High School and a year after graduating from UCLA, were joined by bassist Andy Hamm and drummer Matt Frazier. With the help of Red Rockets Glare studios and its owner, producer

Raymond Richards, the band recorded the album which would see them land a spot in the Billboard 200, as well as the number 3 record in the New Artists Chart. It gained traction in the UK before it did on their home turf; the album was released here in 2009, a good three months before Frenchkiss put it out in the US. The comparisons were pretty universal: Fleet Foxes, The Dodos, Band of Horses, Arcade Fire - though with an undeniable influence of the setting in which it was conceived; an optimism, a wide-eyedness and a buoyancy that no doubt derived from their unconventional home. Flash forward a few months and the band are touring Europe in support of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, and subsequently Arcade Fire and

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The National in the US. It was the last of those tours that would end up having the biggest effect on their career, when a drunken night with The National’s Aaron Dessner resulted in an offer to produce their next record. Though they’d had meetings with several producers, they felt they should work “with somebody we really respect as a songwriter.” The group relocated to Dessner’s home in New York, occupying the top two floors and the small studio out back, while Dessner’s family lived downstairs. Shortly before this, the band had waved goodbye to bassist Andy Hamm, citing “unresolved differences.” This loss informed much of the content of the album, as well as the death of keyboard/ guitarist/ singer Kelcey Ayer’s mother. Without setting out to

write a darker record, Hummingbird is undoubtedly just that; lyrics like, “If you never felt all of my love/ I pray now you do” wouldn’t have been at home amongst Gorilla Manor’s rowdiness. The band are bringing a pair of relatively big names along for the ride. First up are their UK labelmates Cloud Control, the New South Wales psychedelic rockers who won 2011’s Australian Music Prize. The group also released their second album this year, and have recently played shows with the likes of Weezer and Foo Fighters. Opening the show are Swansea’s Breton, who have done remixes for Tricky, Maps and Atlases, The Temper Trap, and Local Natives, and released their debut album, Other People’s Problems, last year. Leah Pritchard

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image of ripples on the surface of a glass of water heralding the arrival of T-Rex here becomes the rippling fat of a supporting character’s generously proportioned belly to signal the entrance of the monstrous Tacodile. Thankfully, some of the wildlife is friendly, including Shrimpanzees, Buffaloafs and dark green Watermelophants. It gives a whole new meaning to playing with your food. When we last met inventor Flint Lockwood (voiced by Bill Hader), he had reluctantly destroyed his malfunctioning creation, the FLDSMDFR, which transformed water into delicious treats. Flint excitedly goes to work for his idol, Chester V (Will Forte), CEO of Live Corp in San Franjose, and prepares to dazzle his colleagues with his Party-In-A-Box, aided by

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omnipresent sidekick Steve The Monkey. Unfortunately, Flint’s invention misfires and he becomes a laughing stock. Chester V offers Flint a shot at redemption by embarking on a top secret mission back to Swallow Falls. It transpires that the FLDSMDFR has continued to produce gargantuan foodstuffs and the Bacon Cheese Spiders are learning to swim. Flint heads for the island in the company of his meteorologist girlfriend, Sam Sparks (Anna Faris) and father Tim (James Caan), plus a few old friends: her cameraman Manny (Benjamin Bratt), mascot Brent McHale (Andy Samberg) and police officer Earl Devereaux (Terry Crews). Meanwhile, Chester V and his orang-utan assistant monitor Flint’s progress closely from Live Corp HQ.

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colonel. Thankfully, Ender’s kindness and selflessness wins many friends including Petra (Hailee Steinfeld), Bean (Aramis Knight) and Bernard (Conor Carroll). Endless simulations sort the wheat from the chaff, hoping to identify one brilliant child capable of leading the resistance when the Formics return. Based on the books by Orson Scott Card, Ender’s Game is a stirring tale of heroism aimed at young adults, following the lead of The Hunger Games by casting award-winning actors in pivotal roles. Butterfield, who impressed in Martin Scorsese’s fantasy Hugo, demonstrates an impressive emotional range as a loner, desperate to justify his existence in a futuristic world where parents are only sanctioned to bear two children. “I’m a third. I should never

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acclaim. It’s been performed in some 120 cities worldwide, scooping Olivier, Time Out and Drama Desk awards here in the UK and dozens of swooning reviews. Its creator Slava was born in the USSR 56 years ago, in a small town of 3,000 inhabitants. Neither of his parents were entertainers; toys were scarce, and young Slava made his own entertainments, using his fertile imagination, making up stories and running free in the local woods. He became expert at building tree houses, and put on shows for his friends. Packed off to study engineering in Leningrad, Slava soon quit the studies to join a mime troupe, on a mission to discover the art of clowning and its impact upon our emotions – both laughter and tears. Slava’s home and creative laboratory, the so-called Moulin Jaune in a village near Paris, is a vast, surreal playground, laden with props and settings to fire the imagination – among them a

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giant egg house for chickens, a river that flows backwards, a Korean temple for sunset fishing ceremonies and a capsized ship’s canteen. In one room, themed around Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite, all the furniture and fittings are seen through the eyes of a child in an adult world. Another area features the Arabian Nights, while Slava is currently creating a room that will recreate the world of Jack and the Beanstalk. “My work cannot really be called clowning, for my main objective is to break down borders and restrictions,” Slava himself reflects. “But a clown is, really, like a child – we have immediacy and a freedom, as children do. It is impossible for a child to sit still for more than five minutes – and, just like clowns, they always demand to be the centre of attention. As Slava sees it, his mission is “to get the audience to open up, and to be more creative within themselves. But I know from experience that what makes them hysterical in Britain will

get a completely different reaction in Tokyo. “They will see different interpretations of what I do.” Slava’s own heroes include silent-era stars like Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin, and he also champions the almost-forgotten Harry Langdon. Interestingly, around a quarter of what you will see on the night will probably be improvised right there on the spot. “Someone may come on stage from a different place – and that will be a spontaneous decision, and you’ve got to then work out how to react to that, how to turn it into something fresh and new,” Slava explains. “You wonder: how will your partner cope? It’s like throwing a ball at a different angle and speed. We’ve always got a mound of props, off stage, all sorts of things. And maybe we’ll just grab one, return to the stage with it, and use it as part of the invention, the entertainment. We all work very instinctively.”

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ortraits of some of the most important and iconic musicians of the last 50 years are appearing in a pop-up shop in Clifton Village over the next month. The images come courtesy of Rockarchive, a collective of music photographers founded in 1998 by award-winning photographer Jill Furmanovsky, known for her work photographing Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley and many others. Both a website and a photo-publishing outfit, Rockarchive became a place where music lovers could purchase limited-edition prints of classic moments in rock history. The collective now publishes more than 900 images, both rare and well-known, each one also featuring the photographer’s own story of how the image came about. Rockarchive opened its first pop-up gallery in Monmouth Street, Covent Garden earlier this year, after its Islington gallery closed for redevelopment. One day during the pop-up shop’s tenure, Richard Cross and Suzy Barnard from

LITTLEWHITESPACE, a pop-up shop and workspace on Bristol’s Clifton Down Road, stumbled across it by chance on a day trip to the capital. “We were spending a day in London, looking at other pop-up shops and galleries and how they were working,” Suzy explains. “As soon as we saw that the shop was packed full of original framed rock prints, of course we had to go in and have a look around. We absolutely loved the power and stunning quality of the iconic images and the stories attached to them, all spanning the last half-century of rock history. “That is when we met [curator] Jane Ripley and hit it off immediately. We decided then and there that, with its huge and diverse music scene, Bristol should be the next place on Rockarchive’s itinerary.” Images selected for the Bristol exhibition range far and wide over the past five decades of rock history. They include a series of pictures of a young Bob Dylan sitting in his small, empty New York apartment way back in February 1963, with one frame marked out and ready for use as the cover of Dylan’s forthcoming debut album. The Rolling Stones also feature strongly. “Images of the Stones always prove popular and, going by the photographs taken, the band know how to play up for the

cameras,” says Jane. Another iconic image features the hugely distinctive singer-songwriter Tom Waits, taken by Furmanovsky herself in a Chinese diner in San Francisco in 1999, peering up from his reading of The Mammoth Book of Oddities. Jane says: “The image was used for his book cover, and the buildings, his clothes, even his look back to the camera generate such power and feeling.” Other images include photographs from Glastonbury Festival over the years, showing the Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Radiohead, Coldplay and Portishead – alongside portraits of seminal figures such as Bowie, Hendrix, Presley, The Beatles, Debbie Harry and Iggy Pop. The 1970s are, perhaps unsurprisingly, the dominant decade in Rockarchive’s body of work. “The Seventies were such an iconic era in rock history, with so many big and hugely charismatic bands,” says Jane. “That said, more recent images of younger artists are also very popular, such as that of The Stone Roses covered in paint [a 1989 image, voted the best to feature on the cover of the New Musical Express] and poignant images of Amy Winehouse backstage during an intimate gig at the Union Chapel, London.” Rock fans and lovers of fine-art photography alike are in for a treat.

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CYCLING

SCRAP THE SCHOOL RUN Mike White shows how parents can help keep our roads clear and safe

uring the morning “rush” hour, one in five cars on Bristol’s roads is taking children to school. It’s a journey of just 1.5 miles on average – which could be cycled in under ten minutes. And before you say “but most of them are parents on their way to work,” only seven per cent of these trips are dropping children off en route to the office – the overwhelming majority of cars go straight back home again. Three quarters of Bristol’s school children could ride to school in 20 minutes or less. Yet only two per cent ride in at all. Car use for the school run has doubled in the last 20 years. Childhood obesity has doubled over the same time period. But what can be done? Bristol-based charity Sustrans has united with the City Council to tackle the school run problem head on, with 120 expert officers working intensively in more than 1,400 schools across the UK. These Active Travel officers have had an enormous impact – in the first year of working with a school, they typically manage to double the number of children cycling to school every day, get over a quarter of children regularly cycling to

school (more than ten times the national average) and thus make the roads quieter and safer for everyone. “The project began as Bike It”, explains Active Travel officer Ian Tsang, “which was Sustrans’ first dedicated school project. But it’s now evolved, enabling us to look at walking, bus travel and car sharing as well as cycling, so that we can work with people in more ways.” The project has benefited from the Local Sustainable Transport Fund (LSTF), which was won by a bid put in by Bristol City Council and neighbouring unitary authorities, meaning there is a targeted team of Active Travel officers working with schools across the region. “We look at particular schools – usually those which have been highlighted as having high car use – and we then try to curb that trend by offering opportunities for change,” Ian explains. He speaks to teachers, parents and students to raise awareness of the options available, and appoints a volunteer from the school to become its Active Travel Champion. Then it’s about letting everybody in the school community know that the school is changing for the better.

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“We help the school in enabling students to cycle if they wish, providing training via the Bikeability scheme, which in turn helps instil confidence in parents that their children have the necessary bike skills to ride in,” Ian says. After that, the focus is on events, which can be anything from free bike maintenance sessions to special breakfasts

for those who ride in. Other motivators include competitions to incite friendly rivalry between classes, and even the odd visit from a BMX stunt team. Big, school-wide events are most effective, Ian says, “because it’s not just about the students”. “We want the parents to try it as well, and the staff to act as

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role models for cycling too. It can really bring the whole school community together and the hope is that they will become enabled to carry on running events independently long into the future. “We don’t know how long the scheme’s current funding will last, but to be effective, we need Active Travel to be a long-term project.” The benefits are huge. “Getting more people cycling to school is massively important in terms of the amount of traffic we see on the roads,” says Ian. “The problem is that if no action is taken, the perception of safety around a school becomes worse.” It’s a vicious circle: if parents think it’s unsafe to cycle or walk then more of them will drive, which makes it still less safe for everyone else, encouraging more people into their cars. “We want to give people the

option, to make them confident enough to at least give it a try – perhaps just a day a week or even a day a month. Some people find it hard to switch from cars to active travel, but it doesn’t have to be a total lifestyle change overnight.” Some schools, like Begbrook Primary in Stapleton and May Park Primary in Eastville, are dramatically increasing in size while the roads around them remain the same. “The schools are changing rapidly, but the roads are not,” says Ian, “and the roads are already congested, so there’s a big issue there that we need to try to work with before it all gets too busy.” Trimming traffic jams and improving safety are only part of the picture though. Children who cycle to school are likely to be fitter and healthier – and perform better academically – than those who

are delivered there in a car. Many teachers report a real difference between students who travel into school actively and those who don’t. “Attention levels are hard to measure, but the anecdotal evidence is that active travel really helps, which obviously has a knock-on benefit for academic performance,” says Ian – and with childhood obesity at record levels in the UK, anything that improves kids’ health and fitness has to be a good thing. Although the designated Active Travel schools are given extra support, there is plenty that parents and students can do at any school. Thanks to the LSTF, Bristol City Council is able to provide all schools with free Bikeability sessions (cycling proficiency) and road safety training – most schools already take advantage of this. If yours doesn’t, speak to

the head teacher. You can find a full breakdown of travel information for your school at bristol.schooltravelfacts.com, as well as details of resources and initiatives on offer from the council’s school travel planning and road safety teams. There is also a wealth of information on the Travel West website (travelwest.info) and at www.betterbybike.info Making the school run more fun is something all parents should try. “Often the real challenge is getting parents’ permission for children to ride,” says Ian. “Kids generally are really keen on cycling even before we meet them – they seem to know instinctively that it’s more fun to travel by bike.” For more information see travelwest.info and sustrans.org.uk

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PROPERTY

NEW STYLE, OLD VILLAGE New homes Mendip Gate, Kilmersdon

amed as the location of Jack and Jill’s infamous trip for a pail of water, the village of Kilmersdon near Radstock is now home to a boutique development of high specification three- and four-bedroom homes. Mendip Gate is a Linden Homes project of just nine detached and semi-detached homes which reflect the character, history and architectural heritage of the area. It is estimated that construction will be finished in time for Christmas, but the houses are for sale already through Savills in Clifton. The estate agent’s Anna Fairman said: “Throughout these homes, the architects have brought in plentiful natural light to create the feeling of space, while maintaining close focus on the details and

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refinements that make all the difference. “The finish reflects the quality we have come to expect from Linden Homes. In the kitchens, granite worktops sit alongside AEG and Electrolux integrated appliances. “In the bathrooms, there is Sottini white sanitary ware, with Hansgrohe brassware, while walnut-effect Dekordor interior doors with chrome furniture hang throughout the properties. “For the latest contemporary living, Sky TV +HD is provided independently to each home, with TV points in the kitchen, lounge and each bedroom, with accompanying telephone points. “In terms of location, this stylish new development offers buyers easy access to all today’s essential amenities from the tranquillity of a traditional Somerset village. “There’s the warm and welcoming Jolliffe

Arms – named after the family whose estate is responsible for building much of Kilmersdon. “There is also a range of all the traditional amenities you’d expect to find in a Somerset village, such as a shop, a thriving village hall, ancient church and a primary school. “Meanwhile, for those seeking to escape the hustle and bustle of life, nearby Babington House Country Hotel offers fine dining and relaxing spa treatments in sumptuous surroundings.” Prices at Mendip Gate start at £330,000 for a three-bedroom semi-detached house, and from £560,000 for a four-bedroom detached property. For further information and to make an appointment to view the show home, contact Savills on 0117 910 0354.

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Retirement dreaming? Wake up to the benefits of renting at ‘The Hawthorns’ FINDING a practical solution which matches the quality of your retirement living dream may be easier said than done – and renting may not automatically spring to the top of your list of possible solutions. However, increasing numbers of UK retirees are discovering what their counterparts in America and Australia found out a few years back – that renting your retirement home offers many advantages over continued property ownership. Even more are discovering how you can continue to benefit from both! Hawthorns Retirement has brought its highly successful American formula for retirement living to the UK at Eastbourne, Clevedon and Braintree. These developments, in a nutshell, offer you continued independent living, none of the worries of home ownership and total flexibility to change your lifestyle at a month’s notice should circumstances dictate. And all this is achieved by renting your retirement home at The Hawthorns.

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Your monthly rental includes all your many monthly expenses including all your meals and snacks, utility bills, housekeeping, maintenance – even a free mini-bus to take you to the shops and back. If you sit down and calculate what you are spending on all those items living in your own home, the rental fees appears very reasonable indeed. As well as the financial argument, life at The Hawthorns offers the added benefits of security, companionship and the flexibility of handing in just one month’s notice of your decision to leave. Whilst many residents fund this idyllic retirement lifestyle from the proceeds of the sale of their home, many others opt to rent out their own property and fund their new-found lifestyle from the rental income, maintaining their property as part of their estate. Maybe you should wake up to the benefits of renting!

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native species with natural flower colours, together with fruits and berries. If you think of a woodland in the wild, the planting is layered. The top layer is the tree canopy, with a middle layer (the under storey) made up of ferns and flowers, and finally, the ground cover, which includes smaller creeping plants, and bulbs. For variety, use a selection of different textured leaf shapes. The woodland canopy can be a mixture of evergreen and deciduous trees, such as crab apple, bird cherry, cherry plum or rowan, hawthorn or elder. Or, if you prefer, you could choose a multi-stemmed tree such as snowy mespilus for early flowers, or katsura, with its scent of burnt sugar in autumn. For the under storey, choose ferns mixed with flowering shrubs, such as azaleas, camellias and hydrangeas. Softer coloured flowers will enhance the woodland style, so for camellias, choose cream or shell pinks, for azaleas, lemon yellow and for hydrangeas, the more natural form of the lace-caps, with creamy or mauve blooms.

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A selection of smaller and more delicate shrubs, such as bleeding heart, barrenwort and foam flower will also provide interest through the seasons. Berrying and fruiting shrubs such as blackthorn for sloes and rosehips together with elder berries will offer many opportunities to make wines. The forest floor planting is as important to wildlife as the shrubs and trees. Here you can mix spreading ground cover plants such as lungwort, bugle and dead nettle, all of which will readily self-seed. Spring bulbs will put on a spectacular show before they are shaded out by the tree canopy coming into leaf. Bluebells are the traditional woodland bulb, though these can become rather invasive in a small area. Try snowdrops, crocus, miniature daffodils, squills, or lily of the valley. In order to encourage wildlife into your woodland, don’t worry if weeds appear, and positively encourage ivy and nettles, both of which will be used by butterflies and bees. Don’t rush to remove

decaying bark and leaf mould; many insects, beetles and woodlice will be happy to shelter under it. Leave fallen leaves to enrich the ground, and pile up logs, twigs, and upturned empty terracotta pots for small mammals, frogs and toads to set up home. As you allow moss and lichen to develop, you will also find fungi colonising the damp and shady ground. Install some nesting boxes and a range of bird feeders to encourage birds. They will thrive on the insects, fruits and berries and be grateful for the tree cover at dawn and dusk. To enjoy your woodland, place a rustic style bench under a tree, or build a woven willow arbour, and reflect on the peace of your woodland retreat and watch the wildlife enjoying the fruits of your labours. To contact Sue Oakey, call 0117 944 2432, or email sue_oakey@ hotmail.co.uk.

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STRICTLY COME DANCING 6.30pm, BBC1

THE SARAH MILLICAN SLIGHTLY LONGER TELEVISION PROGRAMME 10pm, BBC2

Extended edition. With Dan Cruickshank, Martin Lewis and Gabriella Ellis.

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Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly present another ballroom battle as the pro-celebrity couples try to impress the judges and get their names at the top of the leaderboard Following last week’s elimination of Julien and Janette, the pro-celebrity couples dress up to the nines for another ballroom battle.

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6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.25 Live Formula 1: Indian Grand Prix – Practice Three (S,HD). 7.35 Film: Carnival Boat (S) (1932). ●●● 8.35 Film: The Fallen Sparrow (S) (1943). ●●● 10.10 Reel History of Britain (R,S). 10.40 The Life of Birds (R,S). 11.30 Fred Dibnah’s Industrial Age (R,S). 12.00 Paul Hollywood’s Bread (R,S,HD). 12.30 The A to Z of TV Cooking (S). 1.15 EastEnders (S,HD). 3.05 Coast (S,HD). 3.30 The House That £100K Built (R,S,HD). 4.30 Live Rugby League World Cup (S,HD).

DIE HARD 2 9pm, Channel 4

A lone cop battles terrorists who have taken over an airport to force the release of a convicted drug baron. Action thriller sequel, starring Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia and William Sadler.

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THE X FACTOR 8pm, ITV

The battle for a recording contract continues as the remaining singers take to the stage in the third live studio round. Choosing songs from the movies, they’re hoping to win praise from the judges and the support of millions of viewers. Dermot O’Leary hosts. The results are tomorrow at 8pm.

Channel 4

6.15 The Hoobs (R,S). 7.05 British Rallycross (S). 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship (S). 8.00 The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 The American Football Show (S). 10.05 Frasier (R,S). 10.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 12.25 Heston’s Fairytale Feast (R,S). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage from Doncaster, Newbury and Aintree. 4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 10.15 Power Rangers: Megaforce (S,HD). 10.50 Slugterra (S,HD). 11.20 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails (R,S,HD). 11.50 The Dog Rescuers (R,S,HD). 12.20 Animal Maternity (R,S,HD). 1.20 Film: Columbo: Murder by the Book (S) (1971). Detective drama, with Peter Falk. ●●●● 3.00 Film: Run Silent, Run Deep (S,HD) (1958). ●●●● 4.50 Film: Attack on the Iron Coast (S) (1968). Second World War drama, starring Lloyd Bridges. ●●

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Dad’s Army, 8.30pm

The Jonathan Ross Show, 10pm

Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, 7.05pm

War Hero in My Family, 8pm

6.45 News (S).

6.35 Lost Heroes of World War One (R,S). 3/5. How the war affected life in Britain.

7.00 Flog It! (R,S). 13/80. 7.30 Killer Whales: Beneath the Surface – Natural World (R,S,HD). A look at research into the lives of the marine mammals.

6.00 New You’ve Been Framed! (S). 6.30 Fool Britannia (S,HD). 4/6. A teacher takes on a martial arts champion to impress his girlfriend. 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special (S,HD). 4/11. With Jason Gardiner, Ashley Roberts, Linda Robson and Christopher Biggins. Presented by Bradley Walsh.

7.05 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 5/22. The team heads to Asia to rescue a man with an unusual and dangerous power. Comic-book drama, starring Clark Gregg and Chloe Bennet.

7.00 Nazi Titanic: Revealed (R,S). 1/4. The story of the 1943 German-made propaganda movie Titanic.

8.00 Grand Designs (R,S,HD). 8/11. Kevin McCloud meets a master craftsman who plans to build a castle in rural Devon made entirely of mud, forming the huge property out of two curved roundhouses connected by glazing.

8.00 War Hero in My Family (R,S,HD). 3/6. Paddy Ashdown and Helen Lederer research stories of the Second World War. 8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

9.00 Die Hard 2 (S,HD) (1990). Tough cop John McClane arrives at an airport to pick up his wife but finds himself plunged into a bloody life-ordeath struggle. He must battle terrorists who have seized control of the terminal as part of a campaign to secure the release of a convicted drug baron. Action thriller sequel, starring Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Franco Nero, William Atherton, Reginald VelJohnson, John Amos and Dennis Franz. See Choices Above. ●●●

9.00 Stephen King’s Bag of Bones (R,S,HD). Best-selling novelist Mike Noonan is devastated when his wife Jo is killed in a road accident. Unable to stop grieving and gripped by writer’s block, he is inspired by a strange dream to return to the couple’s lakeside retreat in Maine to seek answers to some troubling questions. There he befriends widow Mattie Devore and becomes embroiled in her battle for custody of her daughter Kyra – but is also plagued by nightmares, ghostly visitations and messages from beyond the grave. Mystery horror based on the novel by Stephen King, starring Pierce Brosnan, Melissa George, Annabeth Gish and Jason Priestley. See Choices Above.

8.30 Dad’s Army (R,S). 5/14. Captain Mainwaring and Sergeant Wilson are trapped in the bank vault with an unexploded bomb. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn. 9.00 The National Lottery Live (S,HD). Chris Evans announces the results of the Lotto and the Thunderball, and reveals the locations of winning tickets for the lottery raffle. 9.10 Casualty (S,HD). A father and his sons get into trouble over a hidden bag of cash.

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8.15 Atlantis (S,HD). 5/13. See Choices Above.

10.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 10.20 Match of the Day (S,HD). Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League clashes, including Liverpool v West Bromwich Albion and Manchester United v Stoke City. Followed by National Lottery Update.

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6.30 Strictly Come Dancing (S,HD). See Choices Above.

11.40 The Football League Show (S). Manish Bhasin presents highlights and all the goals from today’s fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two, including Burnley v Queens Park Rangers.

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12.55 Weatherview (S). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD).

9.00 The 70s (R,S). 4/4. Dominic Sandbrook examines the final three years of the decade, focusing on the violence that plagued concrete housing estates and the launch of Grange Hill. Last in the series.

10.00 The Sarah Millican Slightly Longer Television Programme (S,HD). 5/6. See Choices Above. 10.40 An Education (S,HD) (2009). A hard-working, intelligent 16-year-old is on her way to gaining a place at Oxford University. However, her conventional education is called into question when an older, worldly suitor takes her under his wing and exposes her to some of the finer things in life. Drama, with Carey Mulligan, Peter Sarsgaard and Alfred Molina. See Choices Above. ●●●● 12.15 Film: Stolen (S,HD) (2010). Factbased drama telling the story of the search for the kidnapped baby daughter of a New Zealand high-court judge and a prominent lawyer. Starring Miriama Smith and George Henare. ●●● 1.40 (GMT) This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.30 Live MotoGP (S,HD). The Japanese Grand Prix (Start-time 5.00am).

8.00 The X Factor (S,HD). 15/22. Last week, another dramatic sing-off took place and Shelley got the chop. Now, the battle for a recording contract continues as the remaining singers take to the stage in the third live studio round. Choosing songs from the movies, they’re hoping to win praise from the judges and the support of millions of viewers at home. At the end of the show, Dermot O’Leary has the unenviable job of announcing the act with the lowest number of votes. The results are tomorrow at 8pm. See Choices Above. 10.00 The Jonathan Ross Show (S,HD). 3/10. The host is joined by supermodel Naomi Campbell, X Factor judges Nicole Scherzinger, Gary Barlow and Louis Walsh, and writer and actor Stephen Merchant. With music by Laura Mvula.

11.00 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather 11.15 Take Me Out (R,HD). 2/8. A firefighter, a sales assistant, a comic-book collector and a student take part. Paddy McGuinness presents.

11.20 Beverly Hills Cop II (S,HD) (1987). See Choices Above. ●●

12.30 Jackpot247. Viewers get the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 (GMT) The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

1.20 Film: It’s Kind of a Funny Story (S,HD) (2010). Premiere. A teenager checks himself into a mental-health clinic for an observation, but finds he has to stay at least five days. Comedy drama, with Keir Gilchrist. ●●●● 2.00 (GMT) Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 4.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 5.45 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard (R,S,HD).

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A recently widowed novelist is plagued by disturbing dreams, ghostly visitations and messages from beyond the grave. Mystery horror, starring Pierce Brosnan and Melissa George.

ITV2

6.00 Holiday Showdown (R). 6.50 Coronation Street (HD). 9.20 Emmerdale (HD). 12.10 The X Factor USA (R,HD). 1.10 James Arthur: The Hot Desk (HD). 1.25 Peter Andre: My Life (R,HD). 2.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 3.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 3.55 Film: Honey (HD) (2003). ●● 5.55 Film: The Flintstones (HD) (1994). ●●

Twister, 7.45pm

7.45 Twister (HD) (1996). A storm-chaser and her estranged husband are brought together in a joint project to monitor the path of an oncoming tornado – but the pair face a race against the clock as a rival governmentbacked group with hi-tech resources tries to beat them to it. Action thriller, starring Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes, Jami Gertz, Lois Smith, Alan Ruck, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Abraham Benrubi. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

A night-time messenger brings news from outside the city for Ariadne, who calls on Jason and his friends to help guide her to its source. But leaving without raising the Queen’s suspicions seems like an impossible task – especially when it turns out the one who has written is Therus, Ariadne’s exiled brother.

6.00 Switched (R). 6.20 Being Erica (R,HD). 7.05 Make It or Break It (R,HD). 7.50 Ugly Betty (R,HD). 8.50 Charmed (R). 9.50 Glee (R,HD). 10.50 90210 (R,HD). 11.45 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 2.10 The Mindy Project. 2.40 The Big Bang Theory. 3.40 Made in Chelsea (R). 4.45 Film: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (HD) (2009). ●●

Sky1

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 7.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00 WWE Superstars 1.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 2.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 3.00 David Attenborough’s Galapagos (R,S,HD). 4.00 Modern Family. 5.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

STEPHEN KING’S BAG OF BONES 9pm, Channel 5

AN EDUCATION 10.40pm, BBC2

BEVERLY HILLS COP II 11.20pm, Channel 4

A teenager questions the value of conventional education when a worldly older suitor takes her under his wing. Drama, with Carey Mulligan.

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6.00 2point4 Children 6.30 Sykes 7.10 The Good Life 7.50 Goodnight Sweetheart 8.30 Sykes 9.05 As Time Goes By 9.50 Last of the Summer Wine 11.05 Porridge 11.45 Jeeves and Wooster 12.55 Jeeves and Wooster 2.10 The Good Life 2.50 The Good Life 3.30 The Good Life 4.10 The Good Life 4.50 Only Fools and Horses

The Inbetweeners, 11pm

National Lampoon’s ... 9pm

Porridge, 8.20pm

6.35 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). Barbara returns to town with good news for Russell. Comedy, guest starring Heather Locklear.

6.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Christmas is disrupted by the murder of an NCIS special agent. Drama, starring Chris O’Donnell and LL Cool J.

6.00 Only Fools and Horses. Raquel is offered an audition. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst.

7.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). Jennifer and Audrey practise their matchmaking skills. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Homer gets a new assistant. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). Bart and Lisa look into the future.

7.10 Only Fools and Horses. Del becomes a showbiz entrepreneur after discovering a sensational Tom Jones-style singer. David Jason stars.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). Lily applies for a firearms licence after Marshall is mugged.

8.00 Arrow (R,S,HD). The fantasy drama returns. A broken Oliver has retired and gone back to Lian Yu, so Diggle and Felicity try to persuade him he is still needed in Starling City.

8.20 Porridge. Fletch is entrusted with a treasure map while sharing a ward with Blanco in the prison hospital. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason.

9.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). The flatmates are challenged to a robot duel. Guest starring John Ross Bowie. 9.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends.

9.00 National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (HD) (1989). An American householder finds his plans for a traditional family holiday are thrown into disarray by a succession of visitors. Comedy, starring Chevy Chase. ●●●

9.00 Scary Movie 3 (2003). The survivor of the first two films has finally found fame as a TV reporter – but her nightmare experiences return to haunt her. Spoof horror, with Anna Faris and Pamela Anderson. ●●

Wisecracking detective Axel Foley returns to Los Angeles to investigate a spate of violent robberies. Comedy, with Eddie Murphy.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial (S). 6.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). 7.30 Premier League Preview (HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00 FL72 Live (HD). 2.30 Saturday Team Talk (HD). 3.00 Soccer Saturday (HD). 5.00 Live Saturday Night Football (HD). Southampton v Fulham (Kick-off 5.30pm).

FL72 Live, 12pm

Kell Brook v Vyacheslav Senchenko. Coverage of the welterweight bout at the Motorpoint Arena, Sheffield, where British number one Brook puts his undefeated record on the line against his Ukrainian opponent, who ended Ricky Hatton’s brief comeback last year.

11.00 Celebrity Juice (R,HD). 11.50 The Magaluf Weekender (R,HD). Groups from Westonsuper-Mare and Windsor arrive. Last in the series.

11.20 Bottom. Richie and 11.00 The Inbetweeners (R). 11.55 Brit Cops: Zero 11.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). Eddie’s TV is repossessed, The gang goes on a field Tolerance (R,S). Barnsley v Sheffield giving them ample trip to Swanage. Following police officers Wednesday. opportunity to amuse in Hammersmith and 11.35 The Inbetweeners (R). themselves with a series Fulham as they try to Will is given a work of violent tit-for-tat catch criminals. experience placement at assaults. Rik Mayall and a garage. Adrian Edmondson star.

12.45 Crazy Beaches (R,HD). The holiday reps share their experiences. 1.15 The X Factor (R,HD). The contestants perform songs from the movies. 2.15 (GMT) All Star Family Fortunes (R). 2.50 Teleshopping. Buying goods from home. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.10 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 12.40 New Girl (R,HD). 1.40 Suburgatory (R,HD). 1.05 (GMT) The Cleveland Show. 1.25 How I Met Your Mother. 1.50 Rules of Engagement. 2.15 Happy Endings. 2.35 Bob’s Burgers. 3.00 Being Erica. 3.40 Ugly Betty. 4.25 Glee.

12.00 The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer 12.35 The Comic Strip Presents: Four Men in a Plane 1.20 Bottom 1.50 Big Train 1.20 (GMT) The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer 1.50 The Green Green Grass 2.20 The Comic Strip Presents: Four Men in a Plane 3.00 Home Shopping

7.00 Match of the Day Live (S). England v Wales (Kick-off 7.05pm). 9.15 Deja Vu (S) (2006). A federal agent uses a topsecret device that allows him to see into the past to prevent a bombing taking place. Sci-fi thriller, starring Denzel Washington, Paula Patton, Val Kilmer and Jim Caviezel. ●●● 11.15 Family Guy (R,S). Bonnie gives birth to a girl. 11.45 Family Guy (R,S). Peter participates in a medical experiment to make money.

12.05 Family Guy (R,S). 12.30 Family Guy (R,S). 12.50 Family Guy (R,S). 1.10 Family Guy (R,S). 1.30 Family Guy (R,S). 1.50 Family Guy (R,S). 1.15 (GMT) Staying In with Greg and Russell (R,S). 1.45 Sweat the Small Stuff: Extra (S). 2.30 Some 8.00 Fight Night – Live (HD). Sweaty Girls (R,S).

10.40 The Catherine Tate 10.00 SNF – Match Choice 10.00 The Xtra Factor (R,HD). 10.00 Rude Tube (R,HD). Alex 10.55 A League of Their Show. Comedy sketches, Own: Unseen (R,HD). (HD). Sarah-Jane Mee Caroline Flack and Matt Zane and his talking featuring Paul and Sam, James Corden introduces presents extended Richardson present the computer showcase 50 the foul-mouthed Nan more out-takes from highlights from the companion show, videos found online that and Bernie the series seven of the show, Premier League, getting the first feature a range of incompetent nurse. featuring team captains allowing viewers to reactions from the bizarre stunts, including Jamie Redknapp and access the latest round of contestants and judges an unorthodox way of Andrew “Freddie” top-flight fixtures, which following the evening’s eating a tomato. Flintoff, plus regular included Aston Villa v live show. panellist Jack Whitehall. Everton.

12.55 Ross Kemp: Middle East (R,S,HD). 1.50 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance (R,S). 1.40 (GMT) Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance (R,S). 2.35 Road Wars (R,S). 3.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking (R,S,HD). 3.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking (R,S,HD). 4.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 5.00 Luton Airport (R,S).

BBC3

BBC4

7.00 Africa (R). The challenges faced by the continent’s wildlife. Last in the series. 8.00 Stories from the Dark Earth: Meet the Ancestors Revisited (R). Archaeologist Julian Richards revisits some of his most important digs. 9.00 Inspector Montalbano. A bombing brings Montalbano into contact with a mysterious woman. Drama, starring Luca Zingaretti. 10.55 Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years of the Top 10 (R). The evolution of the British singles chart. 12.25 Ultimate Number 1s at the BBC (R). 1.25 Top of the Pops: 1978 (R). 1.00 (GMT) Africa (R). 2.00 Stories from the Dark Earth: Meet the Ancestors Revisited (R).

SATURDAY October 26

12.00 Saturday Reloaded (HD). A round-up of the latest football goals. 1.00 SNF – Match Choice (HD). 1.30 (GMT) SNF – Match Choice (HD). 3.00 Football Gold (S). 3.15 Football Gold (S). 3.30 Spanish Football (HD). 4.30 Football Gold. 4.45 Football Gold. 5.00 Spanish Football (HD).

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TV PICKS

The team targets a gangland thug who walked free after murdering a young boy in broad daylight and is now marketing a hallucinogenic drug to children.

BBC1

6.00 (GMT) Breakfast (S,HD). 7.10 Match of the Day (R,S,HD). 8.30 Live Formula 1: Indian Grand Prix (S,HD). 11.45 Sunday Politics (S). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 2.00 Formula 1: Indian Grand Prix Replay (S,HD). 4.00 Points of View (S,HD). 4.15 Big Sing: The UK’s Top 10 Hymns (S,HD). 4.55 The Great British Year (R,S,HD). Wildlife throughout autumn. Last in the series. 5.55 BBC News; Regional News and Weather (S,HD).

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HOMELAND 9pm, Channel 4

Carrie learns that, even in its crippled state, the CIA can still exert power when needed, and has breakfast with a new client. Saul and Fara follow the money trail to an unexpected location, and Jessica is forced to call the police when Dana goes missing. Claire Danes and Damian Lewis star in the American thriller.

BBC2

6.00 Film: (GMT) The Penguin Pool Murder (S) (1932). ●●● 7.05 Film: The 39 Steps (S) (1935). ●●●●● 8.30 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD). 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 2013 (S,HD). 11.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S,HD). 1.00 MotoGP (S,HD). 2.30 Flog It! (R,S,HD). 3.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 4.00 Boxing (S). 5.30 Britain’s Classroom Heroes (S,HD). See Choices Above.

BRITAIN’S CLASSROOM HEROES 5.30pm, BBC2

Clare Balding hosts an awards ceremony honouring the nation’s teachers at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, with guests Mo Farah, Will.i.am, Ronnie Corbett and Terry Wogan.

ITV

6.00 (GMT) Babar and the Adventures of Badou (R,S). 6.10 Matt Hatter Chronicles (R,S). 6.35 Dino Dan (R,S). 7.00 Canimals (R,S). 7.25 Sooty (S). 7.35 Horrid Henry (R,S). 7.50 Big Time Rush (S). 8.15 Bottom Knocker Street (S). 8.30 Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge (S). 9.25 ITV News (S). 9.30 Storage Hoarders (R,S,HD). 10.30 Sunday Side Up (S,HD). 11.30 Sunday Scoop (S). 12.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 12.35 Inside the National Trust (S,HD). 1.35 The FA Cup Draw (S). 2.05 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 4.05 Fool Britannia (R,S,HD). 4.35 Downton Abbey (R,S,HD). 5.40 Prize Island (S,HD) See Choices Above.

SCREAM: THE TRUE STORY 11.10pm, Channel 5

Exploring the real-life inspiration for Wes Craven’s 1996 horror film, which writer Kevin Williamson partly based on the exploits of serial killer Danny Harold Rolling. This documentary explores the impact Rolling’s killing spree, following the trials of the year-long police investigation to track down the killer.

Channel 4

6.10 (GMT) The Hoobs (R,S). 6.35 The Hoobs (R,S). 7.00 The American Football Show (R,S). 7.55 Killarney Adventure Race (S). 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.55 The Simpsons (R,S). 1.55 Film: Maid in Manhattan (S,HD) (2002). Romantic comedy, with Jennifer Lopez. ●● 4.00 Channel 4 News (S). 4.30 American Football Live (S).

Channel 5

6.00 (GMT) Milkshake! 10.00 Great Run Series (S,HD). 12.00 Film: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (S,HD) (2009). Comedy, with the voice of Bill Hader. ●●● 1.40 Film: The Ghost of Greville Lodge (S) (2000). Family drama, starring George Cole. ●●● 3.30 Film: The Canterville Ghost (S) (1996). Comedy, starring Patrick Stewart. ●●● 5.15 Film: Monster House (S,HD) (2006). Animated comedy horror, with the voice of Mitchel Musso. ●●●●

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7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results (S,HD). Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman reveal which couples are in the danceoff, leaving their fates in the hands of the judges.

7.00 Dive WWII: Our Secret History (S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. The divers uncover submarines sunk as part of the German surrender.

7.00 Surprise Surprise (S,HD). 6/10. A stroke victim is introduced to his cycling hero Mark Cavendish. Presented by Holly Willoughby.

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6.35 Regional News (S); Weather 6.45 ITV News and Weather (S).

8.00 The Paradise (S,HD). 2/8. Moray invites a business associate from Paris to visit, hoping he can strike a deal to sell the fireworks she has brought with her – but their intimacy arouses Denise’s jealousy.

8.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys (S,HD). 1/6. New series. Michael Portillo travels through Spain as he once again ventures onto the European rail network, visiting Madrid, Córdoba, Seville, Algeciras and Gibraltar.

8.00 The X Factor Results (S,HD). 15/22. Dermot O’Leary reveals the names of the acts who are safe, and the two least popular sing for survival, before one of them must leave. Plus, music by Lady Gaga and the Wanted.

8.00 Bigfoot Files (S). 2/3. Mark Evans travels to America’s Pacific Northwest to meet people who claim to have come face to face with a sasquatch, and Bryan Sykes reveals the results of his DNA tests.

8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

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Downton Abbey, 9pm

6.30 The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek (S,HD). 5/6. The puppets share a romantic dinner.

9.00 By Any Means (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 A Very English Education (S,HD). Hannah Berryman catches up with former pupils of Radley College who featured in a 1979 documentary series to find out how their lives panned out after they left school.

9.00 Downton Abbey (S,HD). 6/8. Rose’s surprise contribution to Robert’s birthday party ruffles feathers, Mary faces repercussions when a new farming venture is launched, and Edith receives more unwelcome news.

9.00 Homeland (S,HD). 4/12. See Choices Above.

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6.20 Countryfile (S,HD). Matt Baker presents the One Man and His Dog sheepdog trials.

10.00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather (S,HD). 10.25 Match of the Day 2 (S,HD). Mark Chapman reviews the day’s Premier League action, including Chelsea v Manchester City at Stamford Bridge and Sunderland v Newcastle United at the Stadium of Light.

10.00 The Wrong Mans (R,S,HD). 5/6. Sam and Phil take a wounded Marat to Phil’s house, but with MI5 agent Smoke closing in on them, the hapless duo find they have become high-profile fugitives. 10.30 QI XL (S,HD). 8/16. Extended edition. With Isy Suttie, Tim Minchin and Bill Bailey.

10.05 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather 10.20 Women Behind Bars with Trevor McDonald (R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. The journalist meets more inmates inside two of Indiana’s most dangerous women’s prisons, including Linda Darby, who spent 35 years as a fugitive.

10.05 Was It Something I Said? (S,HD). 4/8. David Mitchell hosts the comedy panel show, with team captains Micky Flanagan and Richard Ayoade joined by guests Bob Mortimer and Katherine Ryan. 10.35 Toast of London (S,HD). 2/6. Steven wins a part in a new play.

9.00 Scream 4 (S,HD) (2011). Premiere. Three-time massacre survivor Sidney Prescott returns to her home town for the first time in years while on a book promotion tour. Her arrival coincides with a fresh batch of killings, as a mysterious masked figure seeks to mark the 15th anniversary of the original murders. Horror sequel, starring Neve Campbell, Emma Roberts, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Anna Paquin, Hayden Panettiere, Kristen Bell and Mary McDonnell. Edited for violence and language. Includes 5 News at 10.15pm. ●●●

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11.50 Rugby League World Cup (S,HD). Tanya Arnold presents highlights of the opening weekend’s fixtures, which included Australia v England and New Zealand v Samoa.

11.15 Never Mind the Buzzcocks (R,S,HD). 5/13. Actress Kristen Schaal hosts the comedy music quiz. 11.45 Just Like Heaven (S) (2005). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.20 Premiership Rugby Union (HD). Highlights of the latest top-flight fixtures, which included London Wasps v Leicester Tigers, Northampton Saints v Saracens and Harlequins v Sale Sharks.

11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R,S,HD). 9/18. With Michael Sheen, Amanda Holden, Karl Pilkington, Jared Leto and Icona Pop.

11.10 Scream: The True Story (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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12.35 Weatherview (S). 12.40 BBC News (S,HD).

1.15 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). John Craven learns about the Norber Erratics – giant boulders in the Yorkshire Dales – and Ellie Harrison visits industrial sites-turnednature reserves in Kent. 2.10 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Harry is forced to confront an old friend when drugs go missing. 3.10 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.15 The Store. Home shopping. 2.20 British Superbike Championship Highlights (S,HD). Action from Brands Hatch, which featured the third and final round of The Showdown format, in which the top six riders from the regular season competed. 3.35 Motorsport UK (HD). 4.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

12.10 American Football Live (S). Minnesota Vikings v Green Bay Packers (Kick-off 12.30am). 3.45 FIM Superbike World Championship (R,S). Action from the 14th and final round of the campaign in Spain. 4.10 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). High-stakes game show, with Noel Edmonds. 5.05 Countdown (R,S,HD). 5.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD).

12.05 Film: The Wicker Man (S) (2006).● 1.55 SuperCasino. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.05 Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Hana’s Helpline (R,S).

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Was It Something I Said?, 10.05pm

Great Run Series, 10am 6.55 Ghostbusters (S,HD) (1984). Three eccentric scientists set up a ghost-catching business together and end up having to save the world. Supernatural comedy adventure, starring Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Sigourney Weaver, Ernie Hudson, Rick Moranis, Annie Potts and William Atherton. Edited for violence and language. See Choices Above. ●●●●●

ARROW 8pm, Sky1

The fantasy drama returns four months on from the Undertaking. Events have taken their toll on local hero Oliver, who has retired and gone back to Lian Yu, the island where he was stranded and tortured for five years. Diggle and Felicity track him down – but can they persuade him he is still needed back home?

New game show set on a tropical island, where four teams partake in challenges for the chance to win £50,000 and a new car. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Emma Willis.

ITV2

6.00 (GMT) Emmerdale (R,HD). 8.35 Coronation Street (R,HD). 11.05 The X Factor (R,HD). 1.10 The Xtra Factor (R,HD). 2.05 James Arthur: The Hot Desk (R,HD). 2.20 Film: Honey (HD) (2003). Urban dance drama, starring Jessica Alba. ●● 4.25 Film: Casper (HD) (1995). Family comedy, starring Christina Ricci and Bill Pullman. ●●●●

6.00 (GMT) Switched (R). 6.25 Make It or Break It (R,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R). 9.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). 10.00 Hollyoaks (R,HD). 12.30 Made in Chelsea (R,HD). 1.35 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 2.35 The Mindy Project (R,HD). 3.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

Sky1

6.00 (GMT) Hour of Power (HD). 7.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 9.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 10.00 WWE Superstars (R). 11.00 WWE: Experience. 12.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie (R,S,HD). 1.00 David Attenborough’s Galapagos (R,S,HD). 2.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 3.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking. 3.30 Futurama (R,S).

FILM PICKS

PRIZE ISLAND 5.40pm, ITV

JUST LIKE HEAVEN 11.45pm, BBC2

GHOSTBUSTERS 6.55pm, Channel 5

A doctor returns to her apartment in spirit form following a car crash, but someone else is already living there. Drama, with Reese Witherspoon and Mark Ruffalo.

GOLD

6.00 (GMT) 2point4 Children 6.30 Sykes 7.10 The Good Life 7.50 The Good Life 8.30 The Good Life 9.10 Porridge 9.50 Heroes of Comedy 10.55 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy 11.35 Last of the Summer Wine 12.15 Keeping Up Appearances 1.35 Only Fools and Horses 3.55 Only Fools and Horses 5.00 Jeeves and Wooster

Three eccentric scientists set up a ghostcatching business together and end up having to save the world. Comedy, with Bill Murray.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 (GMT) FL72 Highlights (HD). 6.30 Spanish Football (HD). 7.30 Spanish Football Gold (HD).8.00 Game Changers (HD). 9.00 The Sunday Supplement (HD). 10.30 Goals on Sunday (HD). 12.30 Live Super Sunday (HD). Sunderland v Newcastle United (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3.30 Live Super Sunday (HD). Chelsea v Manchester City (Kick-off 4.00pm).

The Xtra Factor, 9pm

Fantastic Four: Rise ... 8pm

Karl Pilkington: The ... 9pm

The Office, 9pm

Live Super Sunday, 3.30pm

6.25 The Perfect Storm (HD) (2000). The skipper of a fishing boat and his crew ignore severe weather warnings and head for a dangerous area of the North Atlantic in search of the last lucrative catch of the season, but end up fighting for survival in the worst storm of the 20th century. Fact-based disaster drama, with George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, John C Reilly, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Karen Allen, Allen Payne and William Fichtner. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Marge, Bart and Lisa taste success in the world of food blogging.

6.15 Jeeves and Wooster. Bertie returns to New York in the hope of avoiding Aunt Agatha, Roderick Spode and Madeline Bassett.

7.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). Leonard and Raj take a heartbroken Howard to Las Vegas. 7.30 Rules of Engagement (R,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Marge joins a women’s group. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). With the voice of Stephen Hawking.

7.25 The Magic of Tommy Cooper. Highlights from the comedian’s career.

6.55 Live Spanish Football (HD). Real Sociedad v Almeria. Second-half coverage of the La Liga match staged at the Anoeta Stadium, where two of this season’s struggling teams face each other.

8.00 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (HD) (2007). The superpowered team takes on a mysterious alien who has been sent by his planet-eating master to prepare Earth for obliteration. While the four heroes try to find a way to foil its plans, an old enemy returns, intent on seizing the extraterrestrial’s power. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Ioan Gruffudd, Michael Chiklis, Chris Evans and Jessica Alba. ●●●

8.00 Arrow (R,S,HD). See Choices Above.

8.25 Porridge. Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker.

9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life (S,HD). Karl Pilkington tries to find out how people achieve happiness, meeting those who find pleasure in pain in Mexico and hanging out with hip-hop clowns in LA.

9.00 The Office. Brent is headhunted. 9.40 Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge. The Miss Norwich beauty contest. With Steve Coogan.

9.00 The Xtra Factor (HD). Caroline Flack and Matt Richardson go behind the scenes of the main results show to chat to the departing act and get opinions of the night’s performances.

8.00 Live Spanish Football (HD). Atletico Madrid v Real Betis (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the La Liga clash at the Estadio Vicente Calderon, where Atletico will look to continue their excellent form.

10.00 Rude Tube. Alex Zane looks at clips whose stars have become online celebrities in their own right, including a video featuring an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Last in the series.

11.50 Tricked (R,HD). Ben Hanlin messes with the mind of Atomic Kitten’s Natasha Hamilton as he sends her on a creepy date, and also makes the earth move for boxer Joe Calzaghe.

11.00 Channel 4’s Comedy 11.00 Trollied (R,S,HD). The Gala. Comedians staff members think perform in aid of Great Gavin has been sacked. Ormond Street Hospital. 11.30 Road Wars (R,S). Police 11.55 Misfits (R,HD). The officers combat vehicle comedy drama returns crime. for a final series.

11.00 The Thick of It. Nicola 11.30 Football Special (HD). Murray struggles to cope Extended highlights with life in opposition. from the Premier 11.40 Nighty Night. Jill League. attempts to track down Don and Cath. Starring Julia Davis.

12.50 The Vampire Diaries (R,HD). Connor takes Jeremy, Matt and April hostage. 1.45 The Vampire Diaries (R,HD). Terrifying hallucinations leave Elena shaken and confused. 2.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). 2.50 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 1.25 Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 (R,HD). Chloe tries to exact revenge on her first New York flatmate. Last in the series. 1.55 The Cleveland Show (R,HD). 2.15 The Cleveland Show (R,HD). 2.35 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala (R). 3.15 Hollyoaks (R,HD).

12.20 The Office. Brent’s ego gets a boost when he is headhunted by public speaking agency Cooper and Webb, and Trudy’s birthday party gets into full swing. 1.00 Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge 1.30 The Thick of It 2.00 The Thick of It 2.30 Nighty Night 3.00 Home Shopping

Bristol Harbourside

7.00 (GMT) Formula 1: Indian Grand Prix Highlights (S). Action from the 16th round of the season. 8.00 Atlantis (R,S). A night-time messenger brings shocking news for Ariadne. 8.45 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes (R,S). 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 10.00 Family Guy (S). 10.25 Family Guy (R,S). 10.45 Sweat the Small Stuff (R,S). 11.15 American Dad! (R,S). 11.40 American Dad! (R,S). 12.00 Some Girls (R,S). 12.30 Unsafe Sex in the City (R,S). 1.30 Sweat the Small Stuff (R,S). 2.00 Staying In with Greg and Russell (R,S). With Little Mix. 2.30 Some Girls (R,S). 3.00 Him & Her (R,S). 3.30 Him & Her (R,S).

12.00 Ross Kemp: Middle East (R,S,HD). 1.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance (R,S). 2.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance (R,S). 3.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance (R,S,HD). 4.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 4.30 Luton Airport (R,S). 5.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 5.30 Luton Airport (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 (GMT) Serengeti: Unnatural Histories (R). 8.00 Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain (R). The stories behind some of the grandest designs never built. 9.00 The Golden Age of Steam Railways (R). Part one of two. A bid to rescue Britain’s narrow gauge railways. 10.00 The Golden Age of Steam Railways (R). Part two of two. Further efforts to rescue Britain’s standard gauge railways. 11.00 Medieval Lives: Birth, Marriage, Death (R). 12.00 Arena: The National Theatre (R). 1.00 The Who – The Story of Tommy (R). The making of the Who’s critically acclaimed 1969 album. 2.00 Quadrophenia – Can You See the Real Me? (R).

SUNDAY

10.20 The Thick of It. Peter 10.00 Revolution (S,HD). 10.00 Football Special (HD). Mannion takes charge of Miles and Sheriff Mason Extended highlights the Department of Social are captured by Titus from the Premier Affairs and Citizenship – Andover, and it soon League, allowing viewers but is hindered by a new becomes clear the Texas to access the latest topcolleague. Armando warlord means business. flight fixtures, including Iannucci’s satire, starring Rachel and her father try Tottenham Hotspur v Roger Allam, Geoffrey to revive Aaron. Hull City. Streatfeild and Vincent Franklin.

10.00 The Only Way Is Essex (HD). 10.50 Freshers (R,HD). The friends struggle to cope with living away from their parents, and head to a pool party in an attempt to cure their homesickness.

Beside the Watershed

BBC3

October

1.00 Champions League Weekly (HD). A review of the matchday three fixtures. 1.30 Football Special (HD). Chelsea v Manchester City and Sunderland v Newcastle United. 3.00 Scottish Premiership Football (HD). Partick Thistle v Celtic. 3.30 Spanish Football (HD). 4.30 Football Special (HD)

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TV PICKS

RIPPER STREET 9pm, BBC1

Reid is quick to act when a detective is hurled from a Whitechapel tenement window. Victorian police thriller, starring Matthew Macfadyen and Jerome Flynn.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 The Sheriffs Are Coming (R,S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 News (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances (R,S). 3.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 4.00 Escape to the Country (S). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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THE GADGET SHOW 8pm, Channel 5

Jason Bradbury and Rachel Riley build two tech-heavy Halloween costumes and take them out to the darkened streets of Birmingham to give the commuting public a scare, and Jason is joined by European downhill mountain bike champion Scott Beaumont to put off-road e-bikes to the test.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer 7.05 Real Rescues 7.50 Britain’s Empty Homes 8.20 Sign Zone: The A to Z of TV Cooking (R,S). 9.05 Watchdog (R,S). 10.05 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (R,S). 10.35 Click (R,S,HD). 11.00 News (S,HD). 11.30 World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Rugby League World Cup (R,S,HD). 1.45 Great British Menu 2.45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland (R,S,HD). 3.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 3.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (R,S). 4.20 Cagney & Lacey 5.10 Flog It! (R,S).

OCD WARD 9pm, ITV

An insight into four severe cases of obsessive compulsive disorder, including two men who are receiving treatment at south London’s Springfield University Hospital.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). From Leeds. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). Features, music and conversation. 3.59 Regional Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

TALES FROM NORTHUMBERLAND WITH ROBSON GREEN 8pm, ITV The actor explores the history and culture of his home county. He begins by spending a day on the remote Farne Islands a few miles off the coast, meeting the National Trust rangers who look after one of the nation’s largest bird colonies.

Channel 4

6.05 The Treacle People (R,S). 6.15 The Hoobs (R,S). 7.10 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.35 Will & Grace (R,S). 8.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 10.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.00 Undercover Boss USA (R,S). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking (S,HD). 12.35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (R,S,HD). 1.05 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 1.10 Film: One of Our Aircraft Is Missing (S) (1942). See Choices Above. ●●● 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal: Freaky Fun Fayre (S,HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Hotel Inspector (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 War Hero in My Family (R,S,HD). Paddy Ashdown and Helen Lederer research stories of the Second World War. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 Delete (S,HD). 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Lauren and Brad set new ground rules for Josh and Amber.

Iceland Foods: Life in the ... 9pm

Emmerdale, 7pm

999: What’s Your Emergency?, 9pm

Under the Dome, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 8/21. Mr Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Sasha finds out that Indi spent the night with Chris. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. 7.30 Regional Programme (S). Followed by BBC News; Regional News

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 85/140. Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). Zoe Ball chats to the latest couple to be eliminated. 7.00 The Great British Bake Off – The Final (R,S,HD). 10/16. Ruby, Kimberley and Frances battle it out for the title. Presented by Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc. Last in the series.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Rob offers to pay for the smashed window if Tina apologises to Tracy.

7.00 News (S). 7.55 4thought.tv (S,HD). A week of talks by Heathrow’s airport chaplains.

7.00 Construction Squad: Operation Homefront (S,HD). Building an equestrian therapy centre for children and adults with special needs. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Michael is on edge over Alice’s disappearance. 8.30 Our Dirty Nation – Panorama (S,HD). Joan Bakewell examines whether enough is being done to clean up Britain.

8.00 University Challenge (S,HD). 16/37. Two more highestscoring losers are given another chance. 8.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green (S,HD). 1/8. See Choices Above. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). David goes to Nick’s aid when he has a panic attack.

8.00 The Property Market Undercover: Channel 4 Dispatches (S). Tactics used by some estate agents to secure sales and commissions. 8.30 Health Freaks (S). 2/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Gadget Show (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Ripper Street (S,HD). 1/8. See Choices Above.

9.00 Iceland Foods: Life in the Freezer Cabinet (S,HD). 2/3. CEO Malcolm Walker deals with the fallout from the horsemeat scandal, but his media strategy backfires badly, while a new store opens in the south Wales village of Treorchy.

9.00 OCD Ward (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? (S,HD). 4/6. Paramedics race to help a 76-year-old who has collapsed in his garden, an 18-year-old who has stopped breathing and a man found floating in the sea.

9.00 Pickpockets & Proud (S,HD). Documentary about petty thieves making a living by picking pockets and snatching valuables in the street, with one man claiming to have stolen goods worth £100,000 in just one year. 10.00 Under the Dome (S,HD). 11/13. Julia is rushed to hospital after being shot, Big Jim convinces Linda the real threat to the town is Barbie, and the dome sends Joe, Norrie, Angie and Junior a startling vision. 10.55 Final Destination (S,HD) (2000). A teenager’s grim premonition saves his schoolmates from dying in a plane crash, but despite their narrow escape, the vengeful spirit of death refuses to be outwitted and the survivors fall victim to a series of bizarre mishaps. Horror, starring Devon Sawa, Ali Larter and Kristen Cloke. See Choices Above. ●●●

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10.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks (S,HD). 6/13. TV presenter Eamonn Holmes hosts the comedy music quiz, with Sarah Millican, Shaun Ryder, Greg McHugh and Jaymi Hensley joining team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 The Agenda (S,HD). 4/8. ITV’s political editor Tom Bradby presents a discussion on the week’s main talking points, with guests from the worlds of politics and popular culture.

10.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Back to the Clinic (S). The doctors revisit memorable cases, including a woman whose excessive eating left her with a huge growth on her leg, and a man who underwent surgery to curb his high-calorie diet.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S); Weather 10.35 Quitting the English Defence League: When Tommy Met Mo (S,HD). Former EDL leader Tommy Robinson learns about British Islam.

11.20 BBC News: The Editors (S,HD). 7/11. 11.50 Citizen Khan (R,S,HD). 4/6. Dave and Mr Khan see who can fast the longest. Comedy, starring Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor and Matthew Cottle.

11.20 A Very English Education (R,S,HD). Hannah Berryman catches up with former pupils of Radley College who featured in a 1979 documentary series to find out how their lives panned out after they left school.

11.05 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Pete Waterman (R,S,HD). 5/6. The pop mogul talks about life in the music industry, learning to read and write in his thirties, his three failed marriages and the death of his eldest son.

11.05 Educating Yorkshire (R,S). 8/8. An English teacher helps two students who pose different challenges. Last in the series.

12.20 The Graham Norton Show (R,S,HD). Graham bags a rare interview with big-screen superstar Robert De Niro, as well as Hollywood actress Michelle Pfeiffer, soon to be seen together in gangster comedy The Family. 1.05 Weatherview (S). 1.10 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: The Culture Show at Edinburgh: Funny Women (R,S). The highs and lows of being a woman in the world of stand-up comedy. 12.50 Sign Zone: The Story of the Jews (R,S). The influence of the shtetl on Jewish culture and the modern world. 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD).

12.05 Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 3.00 Champions League Weekly (S,HD). A review of the matchday three fixtures, which included Arsenal v Borussia Dortmund, Manchester United v Real Sociedad and Real Madrid v Juventus. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

12.10 How to Find the Perfect Flatmate (R,S,HD). Documentary about people entering the rental market in London. 1.05 Random Acts (S). A short film by Ester Johnson. 1.10 Film: Andaz (S) (1949). Romantic Indian musical drama, starring Dilip Kumar and Nargis. ●●●● 3.45 Nashville (S,HD). 4.25 Countdown (R,S,HD). 5.10 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

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12.45 Campus PD (S,HD). Students are caught behaving suspiciously behind a dumpster. Last in the series. 1.15 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. 3.05 The Butcher Boy: Countdown to Murder (R,S,HD). 3.55 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

TOM KERRIDGE’S PROPER PUB FOOD 8.30pm, BBC2

The chef makes family dishes inspired by British pub fare, preparing smoked haddock and parmesan omelette and giving the traditional roast chicken a farmyard twist by baking it in hay. He also demonstrates his take on the classic baked beans on toast and creates an apple toffee crumble pie.

Pixie McKenna, Ayan Panja and Ellie Cannon meet a man who claims drinking his own urine has cured a common ailment, and assess homespun ‘treatments’ for arthritis and bleeding gums.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale 6.25 Coronation Street 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 7.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R). 8.40 Dinner Date 9.40 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,HD). 10.35 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,HD). 11.30 Big Rich Texas (R,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 5.05 Big Rich Texas (R,HD).

6.00 Switched (R). 6.25 90210 (R,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R). 9.00 Glee (R,HD). 10.00 Suburgatory (R,HD). 11.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 11.30 Charmed (R). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 3.00 Suburgatory (R,HD). 4.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD).5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

Sky1

FILM PICKS

HEALTH FREAKS 8.30pm, Channel 4

ONE OF OUR AIRCRAFT IS MISSING 1.10pm, Channel 4

A teenager’s premonition saves his friends from dying, but the vengeful spirit of death refuses to be outwitted. Horror, starring Devon Sawa and Ali Larter.

Powell and Pressburger’s Second World War drama, starring Godfrey Tearle, Eric Portman and Hugh Williams.

GOLD

6.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 9.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2.30 Futurama (R,S). 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 The Middle (R,S,HD).

FINAL DESTINATION 10.55pm, Channel 5

Sky Sports 1

6.00 2point4 Children 6.30 Sykes 7.00 2point4 Children 7.35 Heroes of Comedy 8.40 Last of the Summer Wine 9.20 Keeping Up Appearances 10.40 Heroes of Comedy 11.40 Just a Minute 12.20 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy 1.00 The Return of the Borrowers 1.40 Porridge 2.20 As Time Goes By 3.00 Porridge 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 5.20 One Foot in the Grave

BBC3

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 Game Changers (HD). 8.30 FL72 Highlights (HD).9.00 Football Special (HD). 10.30 Game Changers (HD). 11.00 Scottish Premiership Football (HD). 11.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). 12.00 Football Special (HD). 1.30 Spanish Football (HD). 2.30 Football Special (HD). 4.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 4.30 Game Changers (HD). 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

Peter Andre: My Life, 9pm

90210, 9pm

Arrow, 8pm

Not Going Out, 9pm

FL72 Live, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD). A woman from Manchester takes part in the show. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD).

6.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). Sue is convinced her family is organising a surprise birthday party. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. A comic look at soaps and celebrities.

6.30 FL72 Review. A roundup of recent matches, featuring all the goals from League One and League Two.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R). Featuring a man rollerskating off a roof. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R).

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). 7.35 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). Lily realises she still has doubts about becoming a parent.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Moe turns his tavern into a gay bar. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Bart discovers a passion for American history.

7.00 The Good Life. Tom fears he and Barbara have no money set aside for their old age.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Favourites (R). Comical clips, featuring Annette Bening and Kim Jong-il lookalikes. Harry Hill narrates.

8.00 New Girl (R,HD). The gang tries to attend three Christmas parties in a single night. 8.30 New Girl (R,HD). Nick’s conman father shows up. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel.

8.00 Arrow (HD). A killer escapes from prison and continues his evil trade of torture and murder, while Oliver is shocked that the DA is seeking the death penalty for his mother.

8.00 Porridge. Mackay and Barraclough discover Fletch is making booze in his cell and the crafty con seems certain to spend Christmas in solitary.

9.00 Peter Andre: My Life (HD). The Australian singer takes his children along as he promotes his two new fragrances, before he and pregnant girlfriend Emily present a segment on This Morning.

9.00 90210 (HD). Teddy joins the search for Michaela, while Naomi tries to protect Elizabeth’s reputation by taking the flack for an out-ofcontrol royal who causes trouble at an event.

9.00 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (S,HD). New series. Tough soldiers Stonebridge and Scott (Philip Winchester and Sullivan Stapleton) discover a new threat in the shape of an Iranian terrorist. Robson Green joins the cast.

9.00 Not Going Out. Kate and Lee take in a lodger. Sitcom, starring Lee Mack. 9.40 Not Going Out. Lee has to leave the flat when he gets a job as a caretaker, prompting Kate to look for new housemates.

7.30 FL72 Live (HD). Brighton & Hove Albion v Watford (kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the Championship fixture at the Amex Stadium, between two clubs that reached the play-offs last season. Watford have recovered relatively well from losing in the final to Crystal Palace and are expected to challenge for promotion once again, while the Seagulls have taken longer to adapt under new manager Oscar Garcia.

10.00 Release the Hounds 10.00 Made in Chelsea. (HD). Reggie Yates Louise reveals that presents a HalloweenJamie slept with Lucy themed game show in only days before asking which three contestants Phoebe out on a longembark on a quest to overdue date, while unlock chests full of new girl Stephanie prize money in a forest confronts Spencer over at dusk. his bachelor nights out.

10.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life (R,S,HD). Karl Pilkington tries to find out how people achieve happiness, meeting those who find pleasure in pain in Mexico and hanging out with hiphop clowns in LA.

12.40 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 1.45 Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 (R,HD). 2.05 Suburgatory (R,HD). 2.30 Happy Endings (R,HD). 2.55 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 3.15 Glee (R,HD). 4.00 Life Unexpected (R,HD). 4.40 Ugly Betty (R,HD).

12.00 Spartacus: Vengeance (R,S,HD). Lucretia recruits one of her husband’s former gladiators. 1.15 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 2.10 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,HD). 3.10 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 4.30 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 5.00 Airline (R,S). 5.30 Airline (R,S).

12.00 Not Going Out 12.40 Not Going Out 1.15 The Comic Strip Presents: Five Go Mad on Mescalin First sequel to the team’s spoof of Enid Blyton’s Famous Five. 1.45 The Comic Strip Presents: The Bullsh**ters 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 Home Shopping Armchair buys.

7.00 World News Today; Weather 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R). 8.00 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? (R). 8.30 Only Connect. Teams who lost their first heats compete. 9.00 Timeshift: Full Throttle – The Glory Days of British Motorbikes. Motorcycling in Britain. 10.00 How the North West Was Won (R). 10.40 Africa (R). 11.40 Stories from the Dark Earth: Meet the Ancestors Revisited (R).

12.10 American Dad! (S). 12.30 Some Girls (R,S). Viva has some troubling thoughts about Rocky. 1.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (R,S). 2.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S). 3.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (R,S).

12.40 Only Connect (R). 1.10 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 1.40 Great British Railway Journeys (R). 2.10 Britain on Film: Country Living (R). 2.40 Timeshift: Full Throttle – The Glory Days of British Motorbikes (R).

MONDAY October

10.20 Outnumbered. Sue 10.00 The Footballers’ finds an inappropriate Football Show (HD). image on the family Dave Jones is joined by computer, Pete is guests including horrified at the thought footballers, managers of having a heart-toand club chairmen to heart with Gran, and discuss all the major Ben puts his own spin on stories in the week’s a game of chess. football news.

11.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 11.00 Big Fat Quiz of the 00s 11.00 A League of Their 11.00 House of Wax (HD) 11.00 FL72 Review. A roundThe quirky comic takes a (R,HD). Alan Carr, David Own: Unseen (R,HD). (2005). Five teenagers up of recent matches, surreal look at soap Mitchell, Richard More out-takes from find themselves trapped featuring all the goals sagas and celebrities, Ayoade, Sarah Millican, series seven of the show. in a sinister wax from League One and subjecting them to his Kevin Bridges and Noel museum with a League Two. unique brand of scrutiny. Fielding answer terrifying secret. Horror, questions about the starring Elisha Cuthbert. 11.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2000s. Jimmy Carr hosts. ●●● 1.15 The Only Way Is Essex (R,HD). Reality programme following a group of people in Essex, with each episode filmed just a few days before transmission. 2.00 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). Candid moments captured on camera. 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

BBC4

7.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). A daredevil organises every detail of his wedding. 8.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S). A five-year-long relationship is put to the test. 9.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (S). The presenter looks at how drug abuse affects the human body, meeting a man whose cannabis addiction led to lung problems and a spell in rehab. 10.00 Some Girls (S). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad!

12.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). A review of the latest round of fixtures from the Scottish top flight. 12.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 1.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). 2.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 3.00 FL72 Review 4.00 The Footballers’ Football Show (HD). 5.00 FL72 Highlights (HD).

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TV PICKS

AUTUMNWATCH 2013 8pm, BBC2

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE CLEANERS 8pm, Channel 4

The nature programme returns, with Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games at RSPB’s Leighton Moss nature reserve in Lancashire.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 The Sheriffs Are Coming (R,S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances (R,S). 3.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 4.00 Escape to the Country (S). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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A new series of the programme in which people who love cleaning visit properties around Britain in dire need of attention. A mother and daughter with a strict cleaning routine visit a Hampshire woman living among 20 years’ worth of clutter, while a gym owner helps a Kent man with six dogs.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 7.50 Britain’s Empty Homes (R,S). 8.20 Sign Zone: The A to Z of TV Cooking (R,S). 9.05 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (R,S). 10.05 Sign Zone: James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (R,S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 1.45 Great British Menu (R,S,HD). 2.45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland (R,S,HD). 3.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 3.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (R,S). 4.20 Cagney & Lacey (R,S,HD). 5.05 Flog It! (R,S).

ON THE RUN 9pm, ITV

Natasha Kaplinsky and Mark Williams-Thomas attempt to track down two wanted men and apprehend them with the help of police officers, undercover stings and subterfuge.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). From Derby. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). Features, music and conversation. 3.59 Regional Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

THE ESCAPE ARTIST 9pm, BBC1

A highly talented junior barrister who is in great demand, having never lost a case, much to the frustration of his courtroom rival Maggie Gardner. But when his talents lead to the acquittal of Liam Foyle, who was standing trial for a high-profile murder, he has reason to regret his peerless legal skills.

Channel 4

6.05 The Treacle People (R,S). 6.15 The Hoobs (R,S). 7.05 According to Jim 7.30 Will & Grace (R,S). 8.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.00 Undercover Boss USA (R,S). 12.00 News Summary (S). 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking (S,HD). 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.55 Film: Escape to Victory (S,HD) (1981). See Choices Above. ●●● 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal: Freaky Fun Fayre (S,HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Hotel Inspector (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Animal Maternity (R,S,HD). Frankie the giraffe’s calf struggles to get milk. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Trust (S) (2009). Mystery, starring Jamie Luner, Nels Lennarson and Steven Cree Molison. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Later Live – with Jools ... 10pm

The Chase, 5pm

London Irish, 10.10pm

Castle, 10pm

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6.00 Regional News (S); Weather 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 9/21. Lisa loses control of her imagination when she makes a new friend. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Phoebe asks Vincent to marry her.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). The residents of Summer Bay swing into action to help with the wedding preparations. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Michael is given the opportunity to execute his murderous plan. Followed by BBC News; Regional News

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 86/140. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). Zoe Ball is joined by the couple who narrowly avoided elimination on Sunday. 7.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (S,HD). 12/16. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry give the first of four tutorials.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Laurel and the wounded man are arrested. 7.30 Aussie Animal Island (S,HD). 3/6. The Tasmanian devils spend their first night in the wild. Narrated by Jason Donovan.

7.00 News (S). 7.55 4thought.tv (S,HD). One of Heathrow’s Catholic chaplains talks about supporting bereaved passengers.

7.00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails (S,HD). 4/25. A storm heading for Sulawesi spells danger. Bernard Cribbins narrates. 7.30 The Dog Rescuers (S,HD). Followed by 5 News Update

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Holby City, 8pm

8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 3/52. Chantelle’s expectations are challenged on her first day back at work, Zosia speaks out of turn while helping a patient and Mary-Claire tries to pull the wool over Harry’s eyes.

8.00 Autumnwatch 2013 (S,HD). 1/4. See Choices Above.

8.00 Looking for Love – A Tonight Special (S,HD). Jonathan Maitland reports on the popularity of internet dating and asks what impact this is having on the nature and longevity of relationships.

8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (S). 1/8. See Choices Above.

8.00 Cowboy Builders (S,HD). Dominic Littlewood and Melinda Messenger help a couple in Macclesfield, Cheshire, who were left with a leaky and incomplete loft. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 The Escape Artist (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Wrong Mans (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above. 9.30 The Sarah Millican Television Programme (S,HD). 6/6. With Suzi Perry, Bruno Tonioli, Matt Baker and Alex Jones. Last in the series.

9.00 On the Run (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Masters of Sex (S,HD). 4/12. Johnson is shocked when her ex-husband decides to take part in the sexual response study, while a visit from his mother stirs up painful memories for Masters.

9.00 The Mentalist (S,HD). 1/22. See Choices Above.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update 10.35 Imagine – Jimi Hendrix: Hear My Train a Comin’ (S,HD). 1/7. New series. Profile of the guitarist, who had only four years of mainstream exposure and recognition but whose influential music and riveting stage presence left an enduring legacy.

10.00 Later Live – with Jools Holland (S,HD). 7/8. With altrockers the National, indie trio London Grammar, veteran rock band Graham Parker & the Rumour, singer-songwriters John Mayer and Lissie and kora player Ballaké Sissoko. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather 10.35 Words of Everest (R,S,HD). Stars including Stephen Campbell Moore and John Hannah read from the diaries and letters of climbers who were determined to be the first to conquer the world’s highest mountain.

10.10 London Irish (S,HD). 6/6. Packy’s brothers Matthew and Mark pay him a visit, asking for his help in dealing with their younger sibling Aidan, who seems to be spiralling out of control. Last in the series. 10.40 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut (S,HD). 4/9. An extended edition of last Friday’s show.

10.00 Castle (S,HD). 5/24. Two bodies are discovered in the coffin at a funeral service. Crime drama, starring Nathan Fillion. 10.55 Body of Proof (R,S,HD). 5/9. Megan investigates a fatality at the hospital where she used to work, while Ethan and Curtis are baffled by a woman’s mysterious death.

11.20 Iceland Foods: Life in the Freezer Cabinet (R,S,HD). 2/3. CEO Malcolm Walker deals with the fallout from the horsemeat scandal, but his media strategy backfires badly.

11.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

11.25 Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live (R,S,HD). The comedian’s standup show at London’s Hammersmith Apollo in 2010, featuring his audience interaction section called Lockipedia.

11.55 The Butcher Boy: Countdown to Murder (R,S,HD). 3/6. The story of Roderick Newall, who was convicted of killing his parents.

12.05 Film: Archipelago (S,HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●●● 2.00 Weatherview (S). 2.05 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Horizon – Monitor Me (R,S). Dr Kevin Fong explores the boom in apps and gadgets designed to help people monitor their health and meets a man who self-diagnosed a life-threatening disease from his own data. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone

12.25 Jackpot247 Viewers get the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 Loose Women (R,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

12.25 Random Acts (S). A short fashion film. 12.30 Poker (S). 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 1.55 Volleyball (S). 2.50 British Rallycross (R,S). 3.15 Killarney Adventure Race (R,S). 3.45 SuperScrimpers’ Challenge (R,S,HD). 4.40 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 5.40 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.50 SuperCasino Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.05 Saving Britain’s 70-Stone Man (R,S,HD). 3.55 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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The return of the American drama about a former showbiz-style medium who acts as a consultant to the California Bureau of Investigation. A police officer is shot dead during a hostage situation.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale (R,HD). 6.25 Coronation Street (R,HD). 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 7.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R). 8.40 Dinner Date (R,HD). 9.40 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,HD). 10.35 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,HD). 11.30 Big Rich Texas (R,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,HD). 5.05 Big Rich Texas (R,HD).

THE WRONG MANS 9pm, BBC2

To expose the conspiracy, save Bracknell, uncover double agents and rescue their loved ones, the hapless duo realise they must put themselves right in the line of fire. Can Sam step up and prove himself to be the man that Lizzie wants him to be, or will Phil’s childish antics finally prove their undoing?

E4 6.00 Switched (R). 6.25 90210 (R,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R). 9.00 Glee (R,HD). 10.00 Suburgatory (R,HD). 11.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 11.30 Charmed (R). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 3.00 Suburgatory (R,HD). 4.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2.30 Futurama (R,S,HD). 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 The Middle (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

THE MENTALIST 9pm, Channel5

ARCHIPELAGO 12.05am, BBC1

ESCAPE TO VICTORY 12.55pm, Channel 4

A man attends a family get-together before leaving for Africa. Drama, starring Tom Hiddleston, Kate Fahy, Amy Lloyd and Christopher Baker.

GOLD 6.15 2point4 Children 6.45 Sykes 7.30 2point4 Children 8.05 Sykes 8.45 Just Good Friends 9.20 As Time Goes By 10.00 Green Green Grass 10.40 Last of the Summer Wine 12.00 One Foot in the Grave 12.40 Ever Decreasing Circles 1.20 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.20 As Time Goes By 3.00 Only Fools and Horses 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine 5.00 Good Life

Allied PoWs take on the Nazis in a propagandist football match, but plan to escape during the game. Second World War adventure, starring Michael Caine.

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Game Changers 8.30 SPFL Round-Up 9.00 FL72 Highlights 10.00 FL72 Review. 11.00 SPFL Round-Up 11.30 Football Gold (S). 11.45 Football Gold (S). 12.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 1.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). 2.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 3.30 FL72 Review. 4.30 The Footballers’ Football Show (HD). 5.30 Football Asia (S).

The Vampire Diaries, 9pm

Good Luck Chuck, 10pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 10pm

Miranda, 9.40pm

Live Capital One ... 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD). Elaine from Leicestershire chooses three blind dates. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). Sheldon receives acting lessons.

6.00 The Middle (R,S). 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Lisa finds a classroom hidden beneath Springfield Elementary.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. A comic look at soaps and celebrities.

6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.15 Football Gold (S). 6.30 Premier League Review (HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R). A cat that uses a fork to eat. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R). Harry Hill narrates camcorder calamities.

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). Nancy turns the tide in her ongoing battle with Sienna. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer is appointed bodyguard to Mayor Quimby. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

7.00 You, Me & Them 7.40 Outnumbered. Sue finds an inappropriate image on the family computer.

8.00 Peter Andre: My Life (R,HD). Pete and his girlfriend present a segment on This Morning.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). Marshall and Lily are concerned about Ted’s new girlfriend. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). With guest star Jodi Lynn O’Keefe.

8.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). James Corden hosts the sports quiz, with guests Jimmy Carr, Olympic skeleton champion Amy Williams and Dutch footballer Edgar Davids.

8.20 Only Fools and Horses. Rodney becomes a wanted man. Comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst and David Jason.

9.00 The Vampire Diaries (HD). New series. After spending the summer in Damon’s arms and helping Jeremy adjust to the land of the living, Elena prepares for college and moves into her dorm room with Caroline.

9.00 Rules of Engagement (HD). Jeff and Audrey set out to prove they can still have fun. Comedy, with Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price. 9.30 Happy Endings (HD). Chase swears revenge on Max for ruining his life.

9.00 Revolution (R,S,HD). Miles and Sheriff Mason are captured by Titus Andover, and it soon becomes clear the Texas warlord means business. Rachel and her father try to revive Aaron.

9.00 Only Fools and Horses. A decorating disaster befalls the Trotters. 9.40 Miranda. The singleton tries to learn French. Comedy, guest starring Peter Davison, with Miranda Hart and Sarah Hadland.

7.30 Live Capital One Cup Football (HD). Arsenal v Chelsea (kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the fourth-round encounter at the Emirates Stadium, where a place in the quarter-finals is at stake. On paper this is the tie of the round, although Arsene Wenger has traditionally used the competition to blood the young talent at the club, and Jose Mourinho may also choose to rest his leading players due to league and European commitments taking priority.

10.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys. 10.00 Celebrity Juice (R,HD). 10.00 Good Luck Chuck (HD) 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Cathy refuses to (R,S,HD). The agents Comedy quiz. (2007). A single man introduce her boyfriend, manage to track down tries to break a curse 10.50 Tricked (R,HD). Ben Mark will not reveal why the culprits of an that means anyone he Hanlin messes with the his wife threw him out, armoured-car heist sleeps with will find true mind of Atomic Kitten’s and Dermot lies about along with the entire love with someone else Natasha Hamilton as he his job – all of which seized haul, but their soon afterwards – even sends her on a creepy convinces Agnes her luck is short lived when though the situation has date, and also makes family is too secretive. they take a closer look. its perks in the form of a the earth move for stream of women boxer Joe Calzaghe. seeking him out for onenight stands. Comedy, 11.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.50 Freshers (R,HD). The with Dane Cook, Jessica The quirky comic takes a (R,S,HD). Christmas is friends struggle to cope Alba and Dan Fogler. surreal look at soap disrupted by the murder with living away from ●● sagas and celebrities, of an NCIS special agent. their parents, and head subjecting them to his Drama, starring Chris to a pool party in an unique brand of scrutiny. O’Donnell and LL Cool J. attempt to cure their homesickness. 11.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp

10.00 Sportswomen. The biggest talking-points in the world of women’s sport. 10.30 Football Gold (S). 10.45 Football Gold (S). Manchester United v Arsenal from February 2001.

12.50 The Vampire Diaries (R,HD). Elena and Caroline prepare for a fresh start at college. 1.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 2.20 Teleshopping. Buying goods from home. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

12.00 Football Gold (S). Everton v Liverpool from the 2000/01 season. 12.15 Football Gold (S). Manchester United v Arsenal from February 2001. 12.30 Capital One Cup Football (HD). Arsenal v Chelsea. 1.30 Spanish Football (HD). 4.35 Football Asia (S). 5.05 Capital One Cup Football (HD).

12.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 12.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 1.00 Misfits (R,HD). The comedy drama returns for a final series. 2.00 The Cleveland Show (R,HD). 2.25 90210 (R,HD). 3.05 Bob’s Burgers (R,HD). 3.30 Glee (R,HD). 4.10 Ugly Betty (R,HD).

12.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 1.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance (R,S,HD). Following police officers in Hammersmith and Fulham. 2.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R). 4.30 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 5.00 Airline (R,S). 5.30 Airline (R,S).

12.00 The Vicar of Dibley The Songs of Praise crew visits the village. 12.40 The Comic Strip Presents: The Strike A film about the miners’ strike is turned into an action movie. 1.45 Just Good Friends 2.15 The Green Green Grass 2.45 Cr*pston Villas 3.00 Home Shopping

11.00 Premier League Review (HD). A look back at recent fixtures in the English Premier League.

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S). 8.00 Gavin & Stacey (R,S). The happy couple return from their honeymoon. 8.30 Gavin & Stacey (R,S). Gavin sets out to help Smithy accept his responsibilities. 9.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (S). English teacher Grantt creates a storybook wedding. 10.00 Sweat the Small Stuff (S). Panel show, hosted by Nick Grimshaw. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S). Michael is given the opportunity to execute his murderous plan. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! 12.10 American Dad! (R,S). 12.30 Sweat the Small Stuff (R,S). 1.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). 2.00 Some Girls (R,S). 2.30 Staying In with Greg and Russell (R,S). 3.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today; Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R). Michael Portillo examines Felixstowe’s role as the UK’s biggest container port. 8.00 Lost Cities of the Ancients (R). 9.00 Disowned & Disabled. Part one of two. An insight into the care system following the Second World War. 10.00 Mini: A Life Revisited (R). Documentary aired in 1975 following an 11-year-old serial arsonist. 11.00 The Golden Age of Steam Railways (R). 12.00 The Golden Age of Steam Railways (R). 1.00 Lost Cities of the Ancients (R). 2.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R). 2.30 Disowned & Disabled (R).

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TV PICKS

AUTUMN’S SUPERMARKET SECRETS 9pm, BBC1

AMBASSADORS 9pm, BBC2

Gregg Wallace finds out how retailers source, make and move autumn produce, from millions of Halloween pumpkins to own-label pies.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 The Sheriffs Are Coming (R,S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors (HD). 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances (R,S). 3.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 4.00 Escape to the Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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Minor royal Prince Mark of Bath travels to Tazbekistan in his capacity as trade envoy, and soon makes himself unpopular with his demands for luxurious accommodation and high-level service. His arrival coincides with the escape of one of the dissidents Amil Zarifi, who asks for sanctuary in the embassy.

BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 Saints and Scroungers 7.45 Britain’s Empty Homes 8.15 Sign Zone: The A to Z of TV Cooking 9.00 Super Giant Animals 10.00 Plan It, Build It 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00 Cash in the Attic 1.45 Great British Menu 2.45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland 3.15 Are You Being Served? 3.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.20 Cagney & Lacey (R,S,HD). 5.05 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast (S).

AGATHA CHRISTIE’S POIROT 8pm, ITV

The sleuth’s old friend Ariadne Oliver stages a game of murder hunt at a summer fete, but things take a dark twist when the girl playing the victim turns out to be dead.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). From Tatton Park in Cheshire. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). Features, music and conversation. 3.59 Regional Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

THE CULTURE SHOW: SAMUEL JOHNSON PRIZE 2013 10pm, BBC2

A look at the shortlist for the non-fiction award, which features biographies of Margaret Thatcher, Gabriele d’Annunzio and Fabian Ware, as well as an account of the first Anglo-Afghan war and books on Roman Britain and bumblebees.

Channel 4

6.25 The Treacle People 6.35 Hoobs (R,S). 7.05 According to Jim 7.30 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.55 Frasier (R,S). 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA (R,S). 12.00 News Summary (S). 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking (S,HD). 12.35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (R,S). 1.10 Film: The Great Sioux Massacre (S,HD) (1965). ●● 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal: Freaky Fun Fayre (S,HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Hotel Inspector (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.10 Film: The Ghost of Greville Lodge (S) (2000). See Choices Above. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Chris is shocked to learn about his sleepwalking and admits he has been taking the pills again.

The Great British Bake Off ... 7pm

James Nesbitt’s Ireland, 11.35pm

River Cottage to the Core, 8pm

Wentworth Prison, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (R,S). By the Labour Party.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 87/140. Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). Ian Waite analyses the couples’ training.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.25 Party Political Broadcast (S). By the Labour Party. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 10/21. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Nancy’s Halloween fundraising idea seems to turn the tide of her battle with Sienna.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Casey and Maddy are run off the road by another car. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

7.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (S,HD). 13/16. Tutorial on making trifle, floating islands, custard tarts and spanakopita.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Alan’s daughter Steph makes a surprise appearance at his funeral. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Nick begs Leanne to give their relationship another chance.

7.00 News (S). 7.55 4thought.tv (S,HD). A man talks about his roles as a ramp agent and a Sikh chaplain at Heathrow.

7.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (R,S,HD). The actor travels to the east coast of America. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Watchdog, 8pm

8.00 Watchdog (S,HD). 7/8. Anne Robinson interviews Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change Ed Davey and presents an investigation into BT Openreach’s promises to keep the nation connected.

8.00 Autumnwatch 2013 (S,HD). 2/4. Chris Packham, Kate Humble and Martin HughesGames present the latest wildlife action at RSPB Leighton Moss and there is a report from Brighton about urban foxes.

8.00 River Cottage to the Core (S). 3/4. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall tries to tempt people in the local pub with his pear and Stilton pizzas, and spreads the joy of eating hedgerow food as he goes blackberry-picking with a group of children.

8.00 Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Autumn’s Supermarket Secrets (S,HD). 2/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 Ambassadors (S,HD). 2/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Grand Designs (S,HD). 9/11. See Choices Above.

9.00 I Lost Weight but Lost My Husband! (S,HD). Documentary examining the result of weightloss surgery on relationships, including a woman whose husband left her for someone more than twice her new dress size. Part of the Supersized season.

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10.00 The Culture Show: Samuel Johnson Prize 2013 (S,HD). 19/32. See Choices Above. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 A Question of Sport (S,HD). 3/36. With England and Yorkshire cricketer Tim Bresnan, boxer Amir Khan, football pundit Mark Bright and former heptathlon star Kelly Sotherton. 11.05 The League Cup Show (S,HD). Manish Bhasin presents highlights of the fourth-round fixtures, which included Arsenal v Chelsea, Newcastle United v Manchester City and Manchester United v Norwich City.

11.20 Great Continental Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 1/6. Michael Portillo travels through Spain as he once again ventures onto the European rail network, visiting Madrid, Córdoba, Seville, Algeciras and Gibraltar.

12.05 Weatherview (S). 12.10 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: See Hear (R,S). Internet stars and guest presenters Tammy and Micole celebrate Halloween with ghost stories, a supernatural investigation and a look back at the ancient history of this pagan feast day. Andre Hedger’s house is haunted, but will cameras turn up any evidence? With voiceover. 12.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone

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8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (S,HD). 3/5. The sleuth is reunited with old friend Ariadne Oliver, who has been commissioned to stage a game of murder hunt at a summer fete in the grounds of Nasse House, the recently purchased home of wealthy financier Sir George Stubbs. However, the novelist’s instincts tell her she’s getting involved in something much darker – and she’s proved right when the girl volunteering to play the part of the victim really does turn out to be dead. Whodunit, starring David Suchet, with Zoe Wanamaker. See Choices Above. 10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Exposure: Too Late to Save Your Life (S,HD). 5/8. Current affairs documentary shedding light on social, political and economic issues.

10.00 Mercury Prize Live Winner Announcement (S). Hosted by Lauren Laverne and Nick Grimshaw. 10.05 Gogglebox (S). 6/13. 10.50 The Town That Caught Tourette’s (R,S,HD). An outbreak of the syndrome among teenage girls in a small American town.

10.00 Wentworth Prison (S,HD). 10/10. Bea learns the identity of Debbie’s secret boyfriend and attacks Jacs in a fit of uncontrollable rage as the taunts about her daughter’s death become unbearable. Last in the series.

11.35 James Nesbitt’s Ireland (R,S,HD). 6/8. The actor meets a baker at the heart of the country’s growing artisan food movement, tries his hand at spear-fishing and pays a visit to the Burren perfumery.

11.55 Up All Night: The Minicab Office (R,S). 2/4. The second documentary about life after dark across Britain follows the employees and customers of a taxi firm operating in the centre of Norwich.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S). 15/23. A 14-year-old’s death is linked to a man in prison. 11.55 Inside Hollywood. Magazine show.

12.05 Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 3.00 Film: Murder, She Wrote: The Last Free Man (S) (2001). Jessica Fletcher uncovers home truths about her own family while investigating the death of a slave. Mystery, starring Angela Lansbury in a dual role alongside Phylicia Rashad. ●● 4.30 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

12.50 Random Acts (S). A short film presenting a fresh take on an old classic. 12.55 Film: Celluloid Man (HD) (2012). Premiere. Documentary about the National Film Archive of India. ●●● 3.25 Film: The Good Die Young (S) (1954). Crime thriller, starring Laurence Harvey. ●●● 5.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (S,HD). 5.10 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 The Big Game (S,HD). Poker tournament in which amateurs compete against world-class professionals. 12.55 SuperCasino 3.05 Benidorm ER (R,S,HD). 3.55 HouseBusters (R,S). Changes in the home that may benefit people’s lives. 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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GRAND DESIGNS 9pm, Channel 4

In this new series, the adventurer and broadcaster follows the work of vets at the University of Liverpool’s Leahurst campus, as an 18-year-old pony undergoes surgery for colic.

This week, our urbane host meets Michael Butcher and Phil Palmer who want to bring a touch of urban glamour to their new home at Christmas Farm near Newbury. They intend to create a modern farmhouse that combines an open-plan party pad with functional spaces below.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale 6.25 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! Top Trials 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! 7.55 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.40 Dinner Date 9.40 Real Housewives of New York City (R,HD). 10.35 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,HD). 11.30 Big Rich Texas (R,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,HD). 1.00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! Top Trials (R). 2.00 Jeremy Kyle Show (R). 4.10 Real Housewives of Orange County 5.05 Big Rich Texas (R,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Switched (R). 6.25 90210 7.10 Ugly Betty 8.00 Charmed 9.00 Glee 10.00 Suburgatory 11.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 11.30 Charmed (R). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 3.00 Suburgatory (R,HD). 4.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD).5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

6.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2.30 Futurama (R,S,HD). 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 The Middle (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

BEN FOGLE’S ANIMAL CLINIC 8pm, Channel 5

THE GHOST OF GREVILLE LODGE 3.10pm, Channel 5

THE SEEKER: THE DARK IS RISING 8pm, E4

An orphan staying at his great-uncle’s house finds himself caught up in the middle of events from the past. Drama, with Prunella Scales.

GOLD 6.00 2point4 Children 6.30 Sykes 7.10 2point4 Children 7.50 Sykes 8.30 Ever Decreasing Circles 9.10 As Time Goes By 9.50 The Green Green Grass 11.10 Last of the Summer Wine 12.35 Ever Decreasing Circles 1.10 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.10 As Time Goes By 2.50 Jeeves and Wooster 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 5.20 Only Fools and Horses

A teenager embarks on a quest to prevent dark forces seizing the six parts of a mystical artefact. Fantasy, with Alexander Ludwig.

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Premier League Review (HD). 7.00 Game Changers. 7.15 Sporting Greats. A profile of Donald Bradman. 7.45 Live International One-Day Cricket (HD). India v Australia. 4.30 Premier League Review (HD). A look back at recent fixtures in the English Premier League. 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (S). International football magazine.

Freshers, 9pm

Made in Chelsea, 11.05pm

Harrow: A Very ... 8pm

You, Me & Them, 9pm

Live Cricket, 7.45am

6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD). Londoner Julie Ann picks three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD).

6.00 The Smurfs: The Legend of Smurfy Hollow (S). Short animation. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp A comic look at soaps and celebrities.

6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.15 Football Gold (S). 6.30 Football’s Greatest (S). The career of Zinedine Zidane.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R). A Gordon Brown lookalike gets hammered.

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). Lindsey struggles to keep her dark secret from a suspicious Joe. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Homer befriends a former CIA agent. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). Bart creates a range of novelty T-shirts.

7.00 Porridge Fletch tries to shirk his duties. 7.40 The Vicar of Dibley The Songs of Praise crew visits the village.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed and Famous! (R). Harry Hill narrates a selection of the best celebrity lookalike clips sent in by viewers, featuring people resembling Tom Cruise and Prince Harry.

8.00 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (HD) (2007). A teenager discovers he is the last in a long line of warriors destined to defend the world from dark forces. His duty now is to embark on a perilous journey through time to recover the six parts of a powerful mystical artefact and ensure it is returned to safe hands. Fantasy adventure, starring Alexander Ludwig and Ian McShane. See Choices Above. ●●

8.00 Harrow: A Very British School (S). Emotions run high as house master Martin Smith prepares to retire after 30 years at Harrow. Last in the series.

8.20 Miranda The singleton joins an evening class to learn French, hoping to make Gary see her in a different light, but her plans take a turn for the worse. Guest starring Peter Davison.

9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life (R,S,HD). Karl Pilkington tries to find out how people achieve happiness, meeting those who find pleasure in pain in Mexico and hanging out with hip-hop clowns in LA.

9.00 You, Me & Them Debs invites Tim to dinner in the hope that spending more time around him will cure Ellie’s infatuation with him. 9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys Agnes worries her family is too secretive.

7.00 Football Gold (S). 7.15 Football Gold (S). 7.30 Live Capital One Cup Football (HD). Newcastle United v Manchester City (Kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the fourth-round clash at St James’ Park, where the clubs look to book a place in the last eight. City strolled past Wigan Athletic in the previous round to gain a modicum of revenge for their defeat in last season’s FA Cup final, while the Magpies beat Leeds United 2-0.

9.00 Freshers (R,HD). In the final episode, the six students try to figure out how to balance their work, study and social lives effectively. Last in the series.

10.20 Blackadder Goes Forth 10.15 What’s the Story? (HD). 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.00 Misfits (HD). While the 10.00 Strike Back: Shadow Captain Blackadder is Warfare (R,S,HD). Tough Sarah-Jane Mee presents (HD). Reality gang is out picking up put on trial for killing soldiers Stonebridge and a discussion show programme following a litter, Rudy discovers his and eating General Scott (Philip Winchester focusing on recent sports group of people in dad is having an affair Melchett’s carrier and Sullivan Stapleton) developments. Essex, with each episode and has a superpower of pigeon, and faces death discover a new threat in filmed just a few days his own – a dark secret by firing squad. Rowan the shape of an Iranian before transmission. he has kept hidden from Atkinson stars. terrorist. Robson Green his family. 10.50 Hannibal (HD) (2001). joins the cast. Fugitive serial killer Dr Hannibal Lecter has gone into hiding as an academic in Italy, but a 11.05 Made in Chelsea (R). 11.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 11.00 Brit Cops: Zero 11.15 Sporting Heroes: Gary disfigured victim is The quirky comic takes a Louise reveals that Jamie Tolerance (R,S). Newbon Interviews determined to find him surreal look at soap slept with Lucy only days Following police officers Nick Skelton (HD). The and inflict a gruesome sagas and celebrities, before asking Phoebe in Hammersmith and presenter speaks to the revenge. Ridley Scott’s subjecting them to his out on a long-overdue Fulham as they try to show jumping great. thriller sequel, starring unique brand of scrutiny. date. protect the public from Anthony Hopkins and dangerous and persis11.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Julianne Moore. ●●● tent criminal offenders. 1.25 Lemon La Vida Loca (R,HD). The presenter is newly single after his split from girlfriend Rosie, and has decided to turn his back on his television career in favour of music. 2.05 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). Candid moments captured on camera. 2.30 Teleshopping Buying goods from home.

12.10 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 12.40 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 1.05 Rude Tube (R). 2.10 Suburgatory (R,HD). 2.35 Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 (R,HD). 3.00 Being Erica (R,HD). Erica catches Brent and Julianne kissing. 3.40 Glee (R,HD). 4.25 Ugly Betty (R,HD).

12.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). The work of the Proactive Squad from Thames Valley Police. 1.00 Road Wars (R,S). A pursuit through residential gardens. 2.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 5.00 Airline (R,S). 5.30 Airline (R,S).

12.00 The Comic Strip Presents: More Bad News A heavy metal band reunite for a one-off gig. 1.05 Yes, Prime Minister Modern update of the classic comedy, starring David Haig. 1.35 The Green Green Grass 2.05 The Comic Strip Presents: More Bad News 3.00 Home Shopping

12.15 Capital One Cup Football (HD). Newcastle United v Manchester City. 1.15 Spanish Football (HD). Real Madrid v Sevilla. 3.20 What’s the Story? (HD). 4.20 Sporting Heroes: Gary Newbon Interviews Nick Skelton (HD). 5.20 FIFA Futbol Mundial (S). I5.50 Football Gold.

BBC3

7.00 Total Wipeout (R,S). 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). English teacher Grantt creates a storybook wedding. 9.00 Unsafe Sex in the City (S). A 25-year-old girl faces the prospect of her second STI. 10.00 Staying In with Greg and Russell (S). With Nicole Scherzinger, Dynamo and John Newman. 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). The comedian’s perspective on stories dominating the media. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (S). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S). 12.30 Unsafe Sex in the City (R,S). 1.30 Staying In with Greg and Russell (R,S). 2.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (R,S). 3.00 Unsafe Sex in the City (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today; Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R). 8.00 Nelson’s Caribbean HellHole: An Eighteenth Century Navy Graveyard Uncovered (R). 9.00 Disowned & Disabled. Part two of two. Disabled people’s battle for equality. 10.00 The Dark Matter of Love Documentary exploring whether it is possible to teach a child how to love. 11.00 The Somme: Secret Tunnel Wars (R). 12.00 Entertaining the Troops (R). 1.00 Nelson’s Caribbean Hell-Hole: An Eighteenth Century Navy Graveyard Uncovered (R). 2.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R). 2.30 Disowned & Disabled (R).

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TV PICKS

WATERLOO ROAD 8pm, BBC1

Nicola Adams visits to help raise funds for Kacey’s boxing scholarship, while new supply teacher Frankie McGregor strikes up an unlikely friendship with the lonely Lenny.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 The Sheriffs Are Coming (R,S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances (R,S). 3.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 4.00 Escape to the Country (S). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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WORLD’S BUSIEST MATERNITY WARD 9pm, BBC2

On a busy day 100 babies are born at Manila’s Dr Jose Fabella Memorial Hospital and women in labour lie four or five to a bed. Anita Rani travels to the capital of the Philippines to see how the countries of the developing world are facing a future with a rapidly growing population and follows the lives of three expectant mothers.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 7.50 Britain’s Empty Homes (R,S). 8.20 Sign Zone: The A to Z of TV Cooking (R,S). 9.05 The Ottomans: Europe’s Muslim Emperors (R,S). 10.05 Plan It, Build It (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (R,S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 1.45 Great British Menu (R,S,HD). 2.45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland (R,S,HD). 3.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 3.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! (R,S). 4.20 Cagney & Lacey (R,S,HD). 5.10 Flog It! (R,S).

BREATHLESS 9pm, ITV

Charlie fears he will be struck off in the wake of the patient’s death, Otto asks Angela to join him on a trip and Mulligan offers to give the files to Elizabeth – on one condition.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). From Bristol. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). Features, music and conversation. 3.59 Regional Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

PERSON OF INTEREST 10pm, Channel 5

In this second episode, Carter (Taraji P Henson) goes through the files of Hanna (Emily Robinson), a 14-year old who walked out of a Texas library in 1991 and apparently vanished without a trace. Believing this is Root, Reese reckons if they can find out what happened to her they will find Finch.

Channel 4

6.05 Treacle People 6.15 Hoobs 7.10 According to Jim 7.35 Will & Grace 8.00 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA (R,S). 12.00 News Summary (S). 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking (S,HD). 12.35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (R,S,HD). 1.10 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites. 1.20 Film: The Bravados (S,HD) (1958). See Choices Above. ●● 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal: Freaky Fun Fayre (S,HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed 5.30 Come Dine with Me

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Hotel Inspector (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 The Mentalist (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: The Canterville Ghost (S) (1996). See Choices Above. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Bailey tries to apologise to Callum.

Mock the Week – Again, 10pm

Britain’s Secret Treasures, 8.30pm

Hollyoaks, 6.30pm

Stalked to Death ... 9pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 88/140. Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). A look ahead to the weekend’s action.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 11/21. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Lindsey struggles to keep her dark secret from a suspicious Joe.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Sally receives a donation from an anonymous benefactor. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topical stories from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Michael sends Alice to Janine’s as part of their murderous plan. Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

7.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (S,HD). 14/16. Tutorials on making tuiles with chocolate mousse, brioche tete and apricot couronne.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Cain is tempted by the wounded man’s money-making plan. 7.30 Christmas Shopping Wars: Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 News (S). 7.55 4thought.tv (S,HD). Rabbi Hershi Vogel talks about his work ensuring Heathrow’s Jewish community is safe and well looked after.

7.00 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). Two officers deal with a suspected gunman. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 Waterloo Road (S,HD). 9/20. See Choices Above.

8.00 Autumnwatch 2013 (S,HD). 3/4. Martin Hughes-Games goes out and about at RSPB Leighton Moss, exploring the reserve with infra-red and thermalimaging cameras as he tries to get close to the action.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Cain steals Declan’s car. 8.30 Britain’s Secret Treasures (S,HD). 3/8. A Capricorn figurine, an 18th-century ring, a coat of arms badge and a gold locket.

8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (S,HD). 2/9. The architect meets a couple who have remortgaged their house to build a prototype apartment inspired by a beehive, and a man planning to convert an old car into a cocktail bar.

8.00 Benidorm ER (S,HD). Doctors treat a great-grandfather whose vital organs have begun to shut down, and Dr Ismael Torres deals with a man with chronic back pain and a swimmer with badly cut legs. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Truckers (S,HD). 4/5. Wendy is an outwardly tough and confident trucker, giving as good as she gets in a maledominated world, although a battle with alcoholism and constant criticism from her hypochondriac mother don’t help. Sian Breckin stars.

9.00 World’s Busiest Maternity Ward (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Breathless (S,HD). 4/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 Bedlam (S,HD). 1/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 Stalked to Death: Countdown to Murder (S,HD). 4/6. Docu-drama using witness testimony, crime reports, forensic evidence and expert commentary to examine the events that led Jonathan Vass to murder his ex-partner Jane Clough.

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10.00 Mock the Week – Again (R,S). 3/12. An edition of the comedy show from 2012, with Marcus Brigstocke, Gary Delaney and Zoe Lyons joining regulars Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison. Dara O Briain hosts. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show (R,S,HD). 3/10. The host is joined by supermodel Naomi Campbell, X Factor judges Nicole Scherzinger, Gary Barlow and Louis Walsh, and writer and actor Stephen Merchant. With music by Laura Mvula.

10.00 Up All Night: Britain on Call (S,HD). 3/4. The third of four documentaries about life after dark across Britain goes on the road with night workers in Manchester, from plumbers to GPs, mechanics to vets.

10.00 Person of Interest (S,HD). 2/22. See Choices Above.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Question Time (S,HD). 8/38. David Dimbleby chairs a debate from St Austell, Cornwall, as a panel of guests faces topical questions from the audience.

11.35 This Week (S). Andrew Neil introduces a round-table chat, in which he, Michael Portillo and other guests take a lighthearted romp through the political and parliamentary developments of the past seven days.

11.20 Trust Me I’m a Doctor (R,S,HD). 3/3. Gabriel Weston examines a novel cure for migraines. Last in the series.

11.40 Wild Britain with Ray Mears (R,S,HD). 7/10. The survival expert observes the wildlife of the Isle of Wight’s south coast, including smooth-hound sharks, ravens and the rare Glanville fritillary butterfly.

11.05 Mercury Prize Awards Show (S). Coverage of yesterday’s music ceremony, hosted by Lauren Laverne and Nick Grimshaw.

11.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S,HD). 7/8. A Broadway star falls to his death after his flying harness fails. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show.

12.20 Holiday Weatherview (S). 12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Our Dirty Nation – Panorama (R,S). Joan Bakewell examines whether enough is being done to clean up Britain, arguing that people need to take more pride in their surroundings and confronting litter louts. 12.50 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

12.05 Jackpot247 Viewers get the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 Christmas Shopping Wars: Tonight (R,S,HD). 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).

12.30 Random Acts 12.35 999: What’s Your Emergency? 1.30 Embarrassing Bodies: Live from the Clinic (R,S,HD). 2.25 Unreported World (R,S). 2.50 The Property Market Undercover: Channel 4 Dispatches (R,S). 3.20 SuperScrimpers’ Challenge (R,S,HD). 4.15 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.10 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.15 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.05 Criminals: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). 3.55 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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New comedy about three female graduates who are struggling to find jobs and boyfriends in Leeds, while also searching for a place to live. Meg and her cousin Bunny return home to West Yorkshire after cutting short their gap-year trip around India and are greeted at the airport by best friend Laura.

E4 6.00 Switched 6.25 90210 (R,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R). 9.00 Glee (R,HD). 10.00 Suburgatory (R,HD). 11.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 11.30 Charmed 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 3.00 Suburgatory (R,HD). 4.00 Rules of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2.30 Futurama (R,S,HD). 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 The Middle (R,S,HD).

THE BRAVADOS 1.20pm, Channel 4

THE CANTERVILLE GHOST 3.15pm, Channel 5

A widower kills the escaped convicts he believes murdered his wife, but has doubts that what he is doing is right. Western, with Gregory Peck.

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Supernatural comedy based on Oscar Wilde’s classic ghost story, starring Patrick Stewart, Neve Campbell, Ed Wiley and Cherie Lunghi.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 2point4 Children 6.30 Sykes 7.10 2point4 Children 7.50 Brittas Empire 8.30 Ever Decreasing Circles 9.10 As Time Goes By 9.50 Green Green Grass 10.30 Last of the Summer Wine 11.50 Porridge 12.30 Ever Decreasing Circles 1.10 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.10 As Time Goes By 2.50 Jeeves and Wooster 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 5.20 One Foot in the Grave

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 Game Changers (HD). 8.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (HD).9.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 10.00 What’s the Story? (HD). 11.00 Football’s Greatest (S). 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (S). 12.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 1.00 What’s the Story? (HD). 1.55 Spanish Football 4.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Football Gold (S).

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Drifters, 9.30pm

Trollied, 9pm

Only Fools and Horses, 9pm

Live Victory Shield ... 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD). Katherine from Nottingham chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). Penny hosts a Halloween party.

6.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Another trilogy of Halloween-inspired stories.

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp A comic look at soaps and celebrities.

6.00 Premier League World (S,HD). A round-up of the latest news. 6.30 Capital One Cup Football (HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R). A dive-bombing baptism and a dog that eats gas bills. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R).

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). Marshall feels guilty about firing his assistant.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). The family suffers from nightmares. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer is possessed by an evil toupee.

7.00 Porridge Fletcher becomes an agony aunt. 7.40 Blackadder Goes Forth Captain Blackadder faces a firing squad.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Calendar Special (R). Harry Hill delves into the archive and comes up with a whole year of merry mishaps.

8.00 Suburgatory (HD). Dalia tries to help Mr Wolfe recover from his break-up. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (HD). New series. Sheldon and Penny bond as they miss Leonard.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Another trio of spirited Halloween tales. 8.30 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer is paralysed by a venomous spider.

8.20 Yes, Prime Minister After exposing Sir Humphrey’s scheme to get Britain into the euro, Jim holds a dinner to welcome the Kumranistan foreign secretary.

7.30 Live Victory Shield Football (HD). Wales v Scotland (Kick-off 7.35pm). Coverage of the second match of the competition for both nations, staged at Park Avenue, Aberystwyth.

9.00 Tricked (HD). Magician Ben Hanlin goes undercover to scare Helen Flanagan, and takes star of Shameless Jody Latham on a nasty fishing trip.

9.00 Trollied (S,HD). Gavin 9.00 Drifters (HD). See returns to work, Choices Above. determined to be more 9.30 Drifters (HD). Meg lands forward-thinking. herself a hot date while 9.30 A League of Their out promoting a Own: Best Bits (R,S,HD). smartphone. Sport-based comedy quiz show, hosted by James Corden.

9.00 Only Fools and Horses Del encounters an old flame, and Rodney experiences the joys of dating. 9.40 Gavin & Stacey Dave is unhappy about Nessa’s plans to let Smithy see the baby.

10.30 Brit Cops: Zero 10.00 Celebrity Juice: 10.00 Educating Essex (R). Tolerance (R,S,HD). Halloween Special Deputy headteacher Mr Following police officers (HD). With guests Paddy Drew has to deal with in Hammersmith and McGuinness, Kara two cases of bullying Fulham as they try to Tointon, Emma Willis when a girl begins protect the public from and boy band Union J. receiving threatening dangerous and text messages and a boy 10.50 Release the Hounds persistent criminal falls out with a close (R,HD). Halloweenoffenders. friend. themed game show, presented by Reggie Yates.

10.20 You, Me & Them Debs invites Tim to dinner in the hope that spending more time around him will cure Ellie’s infatuation with him.

11.50 The Only Way Is Essex 11.10 Rude Tube (R). Clips that have made their (R,HD). Reality stars online celebrities. programme following a Last in the series. group of people in Essex, with each episode filmed just a few days before transmission.

11.30 Road Wars (R,S,HD). Video footage of dangers on the road.

11.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 11.00 Football Gold Everton v The quirky comic takes a Liverpool from the surreal look at soap 2000/01 season. sagas and celebrities, 11.15 Football Gold subjecting them to his unique brand of scrutiny. 11.30 Sportswomen (HD). 11.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp

12.30 Tricked (R,HD). Magician Ben Hanlin scares Helen Flanagan, and takes star of Shameless Jody Latham on a nasty fishing trip. 1.35 The Vampire Diaries (R,HD). Jeremy turns to Matt for help when he begins having vivid nightmares. 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). The Proactive team looks for a burglar. 1.00 Road Wars (R,S). A driver refuses to hand over her correct details. 2.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S). 3.30 Road Wars (R). 4.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R). 5.00 Airline (R,S). 5.30 Airline (R,S).

12.15 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 12.45 Happy Endings (R,HD). Chase swears revenge on Max for ruining his life. 1.10 Misfits (R,HD). 2.10 Educating Essex (R). 3.05 The Cleveland Show (R,HD). 3.25 The Cleveland Show (R,HD). 3.50 Glee (R,HD). 4.30 Ugly Betty (R,HD).

12.00 The Comic Strip Presents: Mr Jolly Lives Next Door Two would-be male escorts are mistaken for hitmen. 1.05 The Comic Strip Presents: The Yob. A director has his brain crossed with a hooligan’s. 2.05 The Comic Strip Presents: Mr Jolly Lives Next Door 3.00 Home Shopping

9.30 Capital One Cup Football (HD). Highlights from the fourth round, as the clubs looked to progress to the quarterfinals, with matches including Arsenal v Chelsea and Newcastle United v Manchester City. 10.30 Premier League World (S,HD). A round-up of the latest news surrounding the Premier League, featuring interviews with managers and players.

12.00 NFL – A Football Life (HD). A profile of Don Shula. 1.00 Live NFL (HD). Miami Dolphins v Cincinnati Bengals (Kick-off 1.25am). 4.30 Capital One Cup Football (HD). Highlights from the fourth round. 5.30 Premier League World (S,HD). A round-up of the latest news.

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S). 8.00 Motorway Cops (R,S). 9.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (S). 10.00 Live at the Apollo (R,S). With Al Murray, Chris Addison and Tim Vine. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S). Michael sends Alice to Janine’s as part of their murderous plan. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). Stewie discovers a pop star’s surprising secret. 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). Quagmire takes responsibility for a baby who looks like him. 11.45 American Dad! (S). Stan creates an alter ego to bond with his son. 12.10 American Dad! (R,S). 12.30 Staying In with Greg and Russell (R,S). 1.00 Sweat the Small Stuff (R,S). 1.30 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S). 2.30 Unsafe Sex in the City (R,S). 3.30 Some Girls (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today; Weather. 7.30 Top of the Pops: 1978 (R). 8.00 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures (R). Species that have survived for millions of years. 9.00 Arena: The National Theatre. Part two of two. Former directors share their experiences of running the company. 10.30 Timeshift: Full Throttle – The Glory Days of British Motorbikes (R). Motorcycling in Britain. 11.30 How the North West Was Won (R). The history of the North West 200. 12.10 Top of the Pops: 1978 (R). 12.50 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures (R). 1.50 Britain on Film: War and Peace (R). 2.20 Arena: The National Theatre (R).

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Janine and Michael face each other for the final time – however, in a cruel twist of fate, Alice finds herself caught in the middle of the warring couple. As the rest of the locals celebrate Halloween in the Square, a murder takes place – and for the survivors, things will never be the same again.

Elton John heads tonight’s line-up, chatting and singing. He is joined by actress Judi Dench and scouse comedian John Bishop.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 The Sheriffs Are Coming (R,S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes (S). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (HD). 1.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances (R,S). 3.15 Perfection (HD). 4.00 Escape to the Country (S). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.00 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 7.45 Britain’s Empty Homes (R,S). 8.15 Sign Zone: The A to Z of TV Cooking (R,S). 9.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R,S). 10.00 Question Time (R,S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 1.45 Great British Menu (R,S,HD). 2.45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland (R,S,HD). 3.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 3.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! (R,S). 4.10 Cagney & Lacey (R,S,HD). 5.00 Flog It! (R,S).

STAND UP FOR THE WEEK 11.05pm, Channel 4

CHRIS TARRANT GOES FISHING 7pm, Channel 5

The satirical comedy show returns, with Seann Walsh and Josh Widdicombe joined by new team members Simon Evans, Romesh Ranganathan and Angela Barnes.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). David Dickinson heads to Wrexham. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). Features, music and conversation. 3.59 Regional Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (R,S,HD).

The broadcaster explores some of the world’s best fishing grounds in the company of guide John Horsey and local professional anglers. In the first episode, Chris and John visit the Maldives in the Indian Ocean, where the waters contain marlin, sailfish and barracuda, as well as the highly prized giant trevally.

Channel 4

6.00 The Treacle People (R,S). 6.10 The Hoobs (R,S). 7.05 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.25 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.55 Frasier (R,S). 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 10.00 Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.00 Undercover Boss USA (R,S). 12.00 News (S). 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking (S,HD). 12.30 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 12.35 Film: The Quiet Man (S) (1952). See Choices Above. ●●●● 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal: Freaky Fun Fayre (S,HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Hotel Inspector (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Construction Squad: Operation Homefront (R). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 The Mentalist (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Committed (S,HD) (2011). Thriller, starring Andrea Roth. Edited for daytime broadcast. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Citizen Khan, 9.30pm

Gardeners’ World, 8pm

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars, 4pm

Man Down, 9.30pm

Neighbours, 5.30pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD). Followed by Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 89/140. Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). A look ahead to tomorrow’s live show.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 12/21. Ned comes to the rescue when Homer is unable to pay his mortgage. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Brax maintains a vigil at Casey’s bedside. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). 7.30 A Question of Sport (R,S,HD). With Tim Bresnan, Amir Khan, Mark Bright and Kelly Sotherton. Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

7.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (S,HD). 15/16. Tutorials on making a wheatfree rye loaf, pretzels, suet pudding and religieuses.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Moira realises Cain stole the cars. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Nick reaches breaking point as the kids race around him at Faye’s party.

7.00 News (S). 7.30 Unreported World (S). 5/8. An Indian newspaper’s campaign on the problems faced by street children. 7.55 4thought.tv (S,HD).

7.00 Chris Tarrant Goes Fishing (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). See Choices Above. 8.30 Room 101 (R,S,HD). 6/8. With Nick Hewer, Carol Vorderman and Rhod Gilbert.

8.00 Gardeners’ World (S,HD). 29/31. Esther Rantzen gives Joe Swift a guided tour of her garden. 8.30 Autumnwatch 2013 (S,HD). 4/4. The challenges that winter will bring for the UK’s wildlife. Last in the series.

8.00 Off the Beaten Track (S,HD). 1/6. New series. Christine Bleakley explores the UK’s lesser-known destinations. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Anna calls the party to a premature end.

8.00 Embarrassing Bodies (S,HD). 6/22. Documentary exploring physiological concerns surrounding men and women’s more intimate areas.

8.00 Criminals: Caught on Camera (S,HD). Nick Wallis joins police forces across the nation to discover how CCTV and technological advances are helping to fight the huge rise in street theft. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Have I Got News for You (S,HD). 5/11. Kirsty Young hosts the quiz, with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 9.30 Citizen Khan (S,HD). 5/6. Mr Khan tries to secure a famous cricketer to operate the Eid festival tombola.

9.30 Autumnwatch 2013 – Unsprung (S,HD). Naturalist Nick Baker joins Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games to discuss and analyse subjects from the main programme.

9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Michael Flatley (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (S,HD). 5/9. Irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 9.30 Man Down (S,HD). 3/6. Dan learns he has not been invited to his niece’s birthday party. Comedy, starring Greg Davies, with Rik Mayall, Deirdre Mullins and Roisin Conaty.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 The Graham Norton Show (S,HD). 4/20. See Choices Above.

10.00 QI (S,HD). 9/18. Jo Brand, Marcus Brigstocke and Danny Baker join regular panellist Alan Davies as host Stephen Fry asks a range of unusual questions on all things kinetic. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S,HD). 10/18. James Corden talks about the DVD release of The Wrong Mans, Tom Hiddleston discusses Thor: The Dark World and Joan Collins shares some of her memoirs. With music by Tinie Tempah.

11.20 Bluestone 42 (S,HD). 5/8. Mary reveals a secret about her life before she was a padre. 11.50 Halloween: Resurrection (S,HD) (2002). See Choices Above. ●

11.00 Weather (S). 11.05 Later with Jools Holland (S,HD). 7/8. Extended edition. With the National, London Grammar, John Mayer and Graham Parker & the Rumour.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 TT: Closer to the Edge (S,HD) (2011). Premiere. Documentary following the annual Tourist Trophy motorcycle race held on the Isle of Man. The event has a reputation as one of the most dangerous motorcycling events in the world, with riders frequently being killed on the course. The film follows several competitors in the 2010 TT, including reigning champion John McGuinness. ●●●●

9.00 Britain’s Funniest Comedy Characters (R,S). Olivia Colman narrates this countdown of the nation’s top 50 TV comic creations, both new and old. Those featured include neurotic hotel owner Basil Fawlty, disillusioned executive Reginald Perrin, seedy landlord Rigsby, the generation-hopping Blackadder, Ab Fab’s Patsy and Eddy, David Brent from The Office, love’s young dream duo Gavin & Stacey, crazy joke-shop owner Miranda, the even crazier Keith Lemon, Irish matriarch Mrs Brown and sexmad virgin Jay from The Inbetweeners.

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1.15 Weatherview (S). 1.20 BBC News (S,HD).

12.10 Film: The Diving-Bell and the Butterfly (2007). Premiere. Drama based on the life of paralysed magazine editor Jean-Dominique Bauby, who dictated a book about his life and his dreams. With Mathieu Amalric and Emmanuelle Seigner. ●●●● 1.55 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S). 2.55 Sign Zone: The Paradise (R,S). 3.55 This Is BBC Two (S).

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12.40 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Film: Captivity (S) (2007). A successful model is captured by a sadistic madman and subjected to a series of twisted torments in his underground lair. Horror, starring Elisha Cuthbert, Daniel Gillies, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Michael Harney and Laz Alonso. ●● 4.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

11.05 Stand Up for the Week (S). 1/8. See Choices Above. 11.55 Was It Something I Said? (S,HD). 4/8. Extended edition, with guests Bob Mortimer and Katherine Ryan.

11.55 Inside Hollywood. Magazine show, with location reports and showbusiness news from behind the scenes in Tinseltown.

12.40 Gogglebox (R,S). 1.25 London Irish (R,S,HD). 1.50 Random Acts (S). 1.55 The Big C (S,HD). 2.25 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.55 2 Broke Girls (S,HD). 3.20 Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 (S,HD). 3.40 SuperScrimpers’ Challenge (R,S,HD). 4.35 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.30 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.05 Pickpockets & Proud (R,S,HD). 3.55 Motorsport Mundial (HD). 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

KARL PILKINGTON: THE MOANING OF LIFE 9.30pm, Sky1

The creator of Riverdance and Lord of the Dance, whose legs are insured for £25million, talks to Piers about his life, reputation and career.

ITV2 6.00 Emmerdale (R,HD). 6.55 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 7.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R). 8.40 Dinner Date (R,HD). 9.40 Real Housewives of New York City (R,HD). 10.35 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,HD). 11.30 Big Rich Texas (R,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,HD). 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,HD). 5.05 Big Rich Texas (R,HD).

Karl Pilkington tries to find out how people achieve happiness, something he isn’t sure it is worth pursuing. In Mexico, he joins members of a tribe who enjoy running ultramarathons. In LA he hangs out with some hip-hop clowns and experiences a day of beauty with a plastic-surgery addict.

Sky1 6.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2.30 Futurama (R,S,HD). 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5.30 The Middle (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

PIERS MORGAN’S LIFE STORIES: MICHAEL FLATLEY 9pm, ITV

HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION 11.50pm, BBC1

THE QUIET MAN 12.35pm, Channel 4

A prizefighter returns to his native Galway, where his romance with a local woman causes conflict. John Ford’s romantic comedy, with John Wayne.

Teenagers spend a night in Michael Myers’ childhood home and broadcast it live on the internet. Horror sequel, starring Brad Loree.

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Sky Sports 1

6.00 2point4 Children 6.30 The Brittas Empire 7.00 2point4 Children 7.40 The Brittas Empire 8.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 9.00 As Time Goes By 9.40 Goodnight Sweetheart 10.20 Last of the Summer Wine 11.40 One Foot in the Grave 12.20 Porridge 1.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 1.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.00 As Time Goes By 2.40 Goodnight Sweetheart 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 5.20 Only Fools and Horses

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 Game Changers (HD). 8.30 Football’s Greatest (HD).9.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 10.00 Victory Shield Football (HD). 12.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 1.00 Football’s Greatest 1.30 Football Gold 1.55 Spanish Football (HD). 4.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 5.00 Football Gold (S). 5.30 Premier League World (S,HD).

You’ve Been Framed!, 7pm

How I Met Your ... 8.30pm

League of Their ... 9pm

I’m Alan Partridge, 9.40pm

FL72 Live, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD). Tony from Leeds chooses three blind dates. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). Sheldon decides to make new friends. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD).

6.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). Part one of two. The return of the family comedy. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 6.35 Gavin & Stacey. Pam and Mick host a beer and curry night.

6.00 Champions League Weekly (HD). A look ahead to matchday four. 6.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R). A gorilla auditions for King Kong. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R).

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). A piece of damning evidence seems to prove Martha’s suspicions about Will. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). The 500th episode of the long-running animation. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). Bart does community service.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R). A compilation of clips including a dog on a slide, a cat trying to take part in a game of table tennis, and an elderly woman falling foul of a micro-scooter.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). Ted’s friends advise him to break up with his girlfriend.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). Phil shares the secrets of selling houses on school career day. 8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). The family gathers at the roller rink.

7.15 You, Me & Them. Debs invites Tim to dinner. 7.55 Only Fools and Horses. Del-Boy becomes a yuppie, complete with red braces, Filofax and chrome briefcase. Meanwhile, Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school, where he meets Cassandra. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst.

9.00 Paranormal Activity (HD) (2007). A couple become convinced their new home is haunted, and set out to capture evidence of their ghostly encounters on film. Horror, starring Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat. ●●●●

7.30 FL72 Live (HD). Ipswich Town v Barnsley (Kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the Championship fixture at Portman Road, where the struggling Tykes are looking to secure a surprise away win. The Tractor Boys have been inconsistent so far this season, but have kept in touch with the play-off places, and are aiming to extend their unbeaten record against the visitors to six matches.

9.00 Aliens (HD) (1986). Lone 9.00 A League of Their 9.00 The Office. The staff survivor Ripley is rescued celebrate Red Nose Day. Own: Rally Special in deep space decades (S,HD). 9.40 I’m Alan Partridge. after an alien creature Alan accepts a large sum 9.30 Karl Pilkington: The wiped out her ship’s of money to host a Moaning of Life entire crew. She is corporate sales (R,S,HD). See Choices recruited to accompany conference and Lynn falls Above. a military expedition to a out with Michael over his colony on the planet dubious habits. where she first encountered the 10.00 The Fantasy Football monster, only to find the 10.30 Trollied (R,S,HD). Gavin 10.20 Come Fly with Me. FlyLo passengers are is back at work and Club (HD). John Fendley aliens have been delayed on a journey to determined to be more and Paul Merson present reproducing and there Malaga when there is a forward-thinking, but it a discussion on key are now hordes of them. wing malfunction on could be too late as fantasy football issues, as James Cameron’s sci-fi their flight, while Richard refuses to speak well as the weekend’s thriller sequel, with Melody and Taaj get to him. Colin and Lisa Premier League matches. Sigourney Weaver, tough with the new celebrate their stag and Also featuring guests Michael Biehn, Lance baggage allowance hen dos. from the worlds of sport Henriksen, Bill Paxton, policy. and showbiz. Paul Reiser, Carrie Henn, William Hope, Jenette Goldstein and Alison 11.00 Jingle All the Way (HD) 11.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. A 11.00 Premier League Matthews. ●●●●● comic look at soaps and (1996). A workaholic Preview (HD). A look celebrities. father competes with ahead to the weekend’s rival parents to get his 11.30 The Two Ronnies fixtures. son a popular action Sketchbook. Featuring 11.30 Champions League figure for Christmas. a performance by Katie Weekly (HD). A look Comedy, starring Arnold Melua. ahead to matchday four. Schwarzenegger. ●●●

10.50 House of Wax (HD) (2005). Five teenagers on a road trip are forced to make an unscheduled stop because of car trouble. Unluckily for them, the small town they end up in boasts a bizarre tourist attraction in the form of a sinister wax museum with a terrifying secret. Horror, starring Elisha Cuthbert, Jared Padalecki, Chad Michael Murray, Paris Hilton, Brian Van Holt, Jon Abrahams, Robert Ri’chard and Murray Smith. ●●● 1.10 Release the Hounds (R,HD). Reggie Yates presents a Halloweenthemed game show in which three contestants embark on a quest to unlock chests full of prize money in a forest at dusk. 2.00 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). 2.25 Teleshopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.05 Rude Tube (R). 1.10 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). Sheldon decides to make new friends. 1.40 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 2.10 Drifters (R,HD). 2.35 Drifters (R,HD). 3.05 PhoneShop (R). 3.30 Full English (R,HD). 4.00 Show and Tell (R). 4.40 Ugly Betty (R,HD).

12.45 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance (R,S,HD). 1.45 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance (R,S,HD). 2.45 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 4.30 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 5.00 Airline (R,S). 5.30 Airline (R,S).

12.35 Rev. There is a hole in the church accounts, so when a wealthy City banker (Richard E Grant) joins the Alcoholics Anonymous group, it seems financial salvation has arrived. 1.10 The Office 1.40 I’m Alan Partridge 2.10 Come Fly with Me 2.40 Rex the Runt 2.50 Rex the Runt 3.00 Home Shopping.

12.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). Ipswich Town v Barnsley. 1.00 Spanish Football (HD). Barcelona v Espanyol. 3.05 FL72 Highlights (HD). Ipswich Town v Barnsley. 4.00 Premier League Preview (HD). 4.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 5.30 Champions League Weekly (HD).

BBC3

7.00 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes (R,S). 7.15 Doctor Who (R,S). 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S). 9.00 Orphan Black (S). Dr Leekie gives Sarah pause for thought about seeking revenge. 9.45 Orphan Black (S). Sarah’s hope of helping Helena is ruined. Last in the series. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S). Janine and Michael face each other for the final time. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 Going Native (S). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S). 12.35 American Dad! (R,S). 12.55 American Dad! (R,S). 1.05 American Dad! (R,S). 1.40 American Dad! (R,S). 2.00 Staying In with Greg and Russell XL (S). 2.45 Unsafe Sex in the City (R,S). 3.45 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today; Weather. 7.30 Symphony (R). How the political climate of late 19th-century Europe inspired composers. 8.30 Transatlantic Sessions. Jerry Douglas and Aly Bain’s final instalment of tunes. Last in the series. 9.00 Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here (R). The creation of the rock band’s ninth studio album. 10.00 Pink Floyd: A Delicate Sound of Thunder. Footage from the musicians’ A Momentary Lapse of Reason tour in 1988. 11.35 A Pink Floyd Miscellany: 1967-2005 (R). 12.35 Prog Rock at the BBC (R). 1.35 Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here (R). 2.35 A Pink Floyd Miscellany: 1967-2005 (R).

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