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FRUITS OF OUR LABOURS Independent of the week Fig is more than just a shop, it’s a space where six talented women create beauty, says Natalie Banyard

t’s not just its shocking purple frontage that makes Fig stand out from the crowd. A truly original shop on the vibrant Gloucester Road, Fig gives savvy shoppers the opportunity to purchase beautiful, hand-made gifts while also supporting the local high street and giving Bristol artists a well-earned boost. Selling hand-crafted gifts, bespoke jewellery, limited edition prints and cards, Fig opened in June 2009 and is run as a co-operative by six diverse and talented local craftswomen. One of the artists, Robyn Coetzee explains: “Fig was launched four years ago by local artists Jemima, Kate and Jane who shared a studio space on Derby Street in Redfield before relocating here. “In the beginning, Fig was as much a studio as it was a shop. Then three artists became six and gradually the studio space got smaller and smaller and in the last six to eight months it has become solely a shop space. “Everything we sell here in the shop has been made by one of us. As a co-op, we all work one day a week and share the financial responsibility. “We also support each other

personally and artistically. We all have a range of experiences, so we can help each other out and feed off each other.” The bright and beautiful shop is home to a treasure trove of unique craftware. The first thing that catches your eye is the decorative display of Robyn’s glassware in the centre of the room, where colourful, delicate glass birds are suspended from tall white branches. Robyn also makes wall-mounted ceramic birds, which adorn the wall space next to the work of fellow artists Kate Tarling and Sinead Finnegan. Kate’s needlework is beautiful and distinctive. With textured pictures of animals, gardens and seascapes, much of her work is inspired by nature, but one stand-out piece is a needlework portrait of her family. Kate is happy to create bespoke pictures and portraits. Sinead creates atmospheric embroideries from abandoned fabrics and buttons. Her circular wall hangings, including the lovely Feeding Birds, are enchanting, while her quirky T-shirts and tactile purses and jewellery prove very popular. Influenced by fairytales and Victorian mourning jewellery,

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Jemima Lumley’s eclectic and intricate range of silver jewellery is prominently displayed in a glass cabinet. The elegant range, a favourite with customers, includes necklaces, earrings and brooches with individualised charms. Printmaker Chitra Merchant’s striking image Night dominates the back wall. Born in India, the Bristol artist’s abstract work is influenced by ancient Indian historical sites. Fellow screenprinter Jane Ornes’ work couldn’t be more

different. Her colourful pictures, including It’s a small cat trapped in jelly, are famed for their humour, whimsy and interesting and affectionate characters. “Our work is very different, but it all complements each other,” says Robyn. “We all strive to produce innovative and beautiful work, which we change regularly to keep it interesting. “We can also modify our work and make bespoke and personalised items to respond to our customers’ needs.” Since opening, Fig has created

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something for everyone here and it’s all very individual and personal. Plus our work is very fairly priced. You can buy anything from a £2.40 card to a £800 work of art. “We all enjoy working at Fig and are inspired by our customers. We invite people to come in, have a browse, buy a gift or talk to us about creating the perfect piece for you.”

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LEATHERED UP Leather is at the forefront of fashion both on the runway and the high street. But you don’t have to look like a dominatrix! Instead, opt for stylish leather detail or team a leather piece with your favourite pair of jeans or jumper.

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YUMMY, MUMMY! Health and nutrition Jackie Novels is on a mission to make munchies more interesting for babies by educating their parents. Kate Edser meets the Meals for Squeals founder.

hen babies reach the point of weaning, parents have a choice: to make pureed food from scratch, or to buy it ready-made in jars. While the former might be cheaper and preferable, the latter is all about convenience – and, particularly for working parents, there’s probably a balance to be struck somewhere between the two. Mum-of-two Jackie Novels, 37, wouldn’t argue that point, but she has made it her business, literally, to champion the case for home-made. Last summer, she set up Meals for Squeals, running workshops showing parents how to make healthy and tasty morsels for children aged from six months to toddlers and beyond. The idea has won many fans – and Jackie has since been shortlisted in three categories of the Bristol and Somerset Venus women in business awards. She runs workshops several times a week, daytime and evening, which operate from Jackie’s home kitchen in Coalpit Heath, South Gloucestershire. Each course takes up to six people and the £50 per person

fee covers ingredients. Everything made on the day is decanted into little pots for the participants to take home, along with their new-found knowledge. All the recipes are Jackie’s own creations (there are plans for a book later this year) and her own foodie intellect has been gleaned through several channels, including a stint at the Good Housekeeping Institute as a consumer writer. “I went on my first cookery course when I was there and I was hooked,” says Jackie. “I had always seen cooking as just a means to an end but, having been surrounded by that kind environment all day every day, I just got so excited by it. I started using all my annual leave to go on cookery courses to learn different techniques and that carried on for years. I still love going on cookery courses. “I returned from London to Bristol to buy a house, got married and had twins last year. I had ended up working in insurance and planned to go back to work after maternity leave, but my employer turned down my request to work part time. “I had always wanted to run my own cookery school, but I would never have left a paying

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job to do something that crazy, but suddenly I wasn’t in a job and this was the kick that I needed to actually go and do it. “My babies were about nine months old at the time and I had just gone through weaning. I really enjoyed making up new recipes for them and friends had asked me to cook things for them when they weren’t quite sure what to do for their babies. “I thought that so many people had asked me for advice I would see if it would work as a cookery school, where I teach parents how to cook for their babies. “It shows people they don’t have to buy everything in a jar. I have got nothing against jars, especially when you’re out and

about, but there are good ones and bad ones. “You can buy everything you need in a supermarket, you don’t need weird and wonderful ingredients and you don’t need to spend all day in the kitchen.” Bright, friendly and sassy, Jackie’s enthusiasm is palpable and a quick zoom through her website shows a ready sense of humour too: among the courses are Smooth Operator (first-stage weaning purées); Meat Petite (second-stage weaning purées); If You Liked It Then You Should Have Put A Bib On It (finger foods) and The So Solid Crew (pick-up food). Although Jackie likes to keep things fairly simple, she aims to banish bland, and instead goes

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hen you consider what to do on a day out in Bath, there are the obvious candidates such as the Roman spa or the Royal Crescent. But if you go off the beaten track a bit, you’ll find there is plenty to do – and not all of it will make a dent in your wallet. So why not set aside a day, hop on a train from Temple Meads (you’d be mad to drive) and explore some of the lesser-known sights of this beautiful city which is just on our doorstep. If you want to get a feel of Bath’s history and heritage, the

Mayor of Bath Honorary Guides offer free walking tours of all the main points of interest. You don’t need to book and the tours start at 10.30am and 2pm, Monday to Friday, all year round (except Christmas Day) and 10.30am on Saturdays. And a bit of rain and wind won’t put off the guides. If you want to take advantage of the tour, which lasts approximately two hours, meet outside the Pump Room in the Abbey church yard. Children are welcome if they are accompanied by an adult. See www.bathguides.org.uk for more details. If the weather is poor, a treat that won’t set you back a penny is the Holbourne Museum.

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punting and canoeing and prices are reasonable, starting at £3.50 for children and £7 for adults. See www.bathboating.co.uk. And on the theme of getting active, plenty of cycle routes start in the centre of Bath and spread out into the local countryside, so it’s well worth getting on two wheels for the day. Bath Bike Hire offers cycles for £13 for a half day or £19 for a full day. It operates from the narrowboats base at Sydney Wharf at the bottom of Bathwick Hill – just ten minutes walk from the city centre and Bath Spa railway station. For prices and discounts, see www.bath-narrowboats.co.uk/ bathbikehirecom

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EATING IN Cook hearty winter warmers on a budget

inding herself with a food budget of just £10 per week, 25-year-old single mother Jack Monroe had no option but to create her own nutritious recipes to feed herself and her son. With resourcefulness, creativity and using the “basics” range from her local supermarket, she created recipe after recipe of delicious, simple and defiantly upbeat meals that were cheap and simple to prepare on a low budget. Giving the recipes out to a local food bank, to help others in her situation, she then began to publish them online on her blog, A Girl Called Jack, which soon gained thousands of followers. Last year, Jack was awarded the 2013 Fortnum & Mason Judges’ Choice Award for the impact her blog has had and she now has a newspaper cookery column and her first book is published this week. A Girl Called Jack features 100 delicious, budget-busting recipes, many costing only a few pence per portion. The recipes include “easy” salmon pasta; Diet Coke chicken; sausage and beer casserole; carrot, cumin and kidney bean burgers; and white chocolate and peach traybake. “Being a parent means I don’t have hours to spend in the kitchen, so most of my recipes are speedy and simple,” says Jack. “There’s no tarting about, no fancy expensive ingredients, but still, when I call my friends and invite them over for dinner, I manage to fill a table and they manage to clear their plates with compliments and smiles. “Cooking at home needs to be presented as less glossy, less sexy, less intimidating and more about what you can make from what’s in the cupboard, to spend less, reduce waste, and knock up a meal in ten minutes when you get home from work, or when you have a toddler tugging on your leg.” Jack says this easy red wine and mushroom risotto from the new book is an ideal comfort dish for the winter. “When I need easy but comforting food, I always turn to a large bowl of warm, flavourful rice – and using red wine as a base works beautifully. In the winter, serve this risotto in a deep bowl with a spoon, snuggling under a blanket. “Or it can make a special meal for two served with some lovely crusty bread, if you’re so inclined.”

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hat does art taste like? Would the Mona Lisa have a creamy, chocolate flavour and Monet’s Water Lilies a hint of light, sugary sherbet? I’ve not lost the plot, on the contrary, I’ve been thoroughly inspired by art teas – a concept dreamed up by The Merrion hotel and one which attracts hundreds of visitors into its gorgeous drawing rooms. And I can reveal that in this, one of Dublin’s finest hotels, Mainie Jellet’s Madonna and Child tastes of passion fruit and orange cheesecake and looks so exotic it could almost be a work of art in itself. And as for Stephen McKenna’s Farm Buildings 1995, you’re looking at a hazlenut gateau with a coffee bavarois. John Doherty’s The Old Fox, as a green apple macaroon, looks out of this world. Sophisticated and quirky, the sweet treats served on fine china and with a variety of teas, are a great draw for the hotel. Not that it needs one. Standing a stone’s throw from leafy St Stephen’s Green and a short walk from bustling Grafton Street and tourist magnet Trinity College, it’s perfectly placed in the heart of the city. When we arrived on a wintry afternoon, the sky was dark and the sight of crackling log fires burning inside were a welcome, toasty and glowing beacon for our home from home. The Merrion is an understated

five-star hotel and one you could miss at a glance. It doesn’t shout, merely stands tall in its quiet Georgian elegance. Sweeping through the light and airy foyer to reception, the art that inspires the afternoon teas is arresting. There’s so much to look at; it’s a good idea to saunter very slowly, though I had to be ushered along by my partner whispering “the receptionists are waiting”. Opening the door to our bedroom was something of a “wow” experience. Classical music was playing on a large flatscreen TV, fresh yellow freesias stood in a sparkling vase on the coffee table and the bed – well, I’ve never slept in one quite so gigantic. The decor is delicate and tasteful, with slim-line lamps, gold mirrors and perfectly framed engaging artwork on the walls. It feels very much like home, but possibly a smarter, more polished and stylish one than that which stands behind your own front door. Even our large marble-tiled bathroom was splendid, with a separate bath and shower, luxurious Asprey toiletries, fluffy white towels and pressed white robes hanging on the back of the door to cosy up in. We wanted to unwind and headed straight for the swimming pool. The hotel’s Tethra Spa is the perfect spot to relax, whether you fancy a swim or not. Here, you can munch on fruit, sip a herbal fruit tea, or put your feet up on the loungers and read a newspaper or magazine.

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I was keen to warm up in the steam room and soon I felt the weight of a hectic few weeks at work ease off my shoulders. A little later and we were hungry after our travels. Even though it’s incredibly easy to hop on a plane from Bristol – there are around three flights a day to choose from – lugging our suitcases around had built up our appetites. We’d heard the food at The Cellar Bar was delicious and as we wandered beneath the hotel to the well-lit, 18th-century wine vaults, we were delighted by how unpretentious and relaxed it was. Our table had been created from old wine crates and, having perched ourselves in homely bucket seats, we admired the old and arching exposed brick walls. We almost felt like we were down our local, if not a slightly more sophisticated version. I opted for potted smoked salmon to start. It was served with toasted soda bread and pickled cucumber and was divine. My main of steamed fillet of sea bass with brown shrimps and pea and mint purée stole the show, with its light, fresh flavours and generous portion size. My partner’s skinny soup with rye bread followed by 28-day dry-aged rib-eye steak

were also outstanding. Our shared dessert of white chocolate and Merrion chocolate mousse, with white chocolate fudge and fresh raspberries was incredibly rich and very indulgent. We washed it all down with a bottle of Domaine Jacky Marteau Sauvignon Blanc that was so good we made a not of it so we could pick up a couple of bottles when we returned home. After such a great evening meal I was looking forward to what the morning would bring. A good breakfast is one of my favourite parts of the day and, as it turned out, The Merrion certainly knows how to do them very well indeed. My partner declared his full Irish one of the best cooked breakfasts he’s ever had. And my sparkling, sugar-coated cinnamon brioche French toast with fresh berries, Chantilly cream and maple syrup might have been too much for those on a diet, but for me in holiday mode it was exquisite. My partner had never been to Dublin and was keen to explore. A walking tour, which sets out from outside the City Hall, is a great way to take in a lot of the sights in this charmingly, compact part of the world. It’s

free too, though a donation at the end is welcome. We marvelled at marked-out former Viking settlings, took in the history of the castle, enjoyed a pint of Guinness in the lively Temple Bar area, queued up to see the Book of Kells in Trinity College before oohing and ahhing at the quite spectacular old library. I’ve been to Dublin a couple of times, but with each trip its charm burrows a little deeper under my skin and reminds me just how much it has to offer. And, with The Merrion as a base for a visit, you get a lot of luxury mixed in with the liveliness of the city, which, if my visit is anything to go by, is a craic-ing combination.

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holiday. The only problem was, I’d only done it once and hated every second. So I decided to start again, and go back to basics. Thank goodness then for Go Ski Go Board, a new scheme that helps you learn to ski in the UK, so by the time you go on your holiday you can enjoy the pistes from a normal view, rather than sliding down on your behind. You have three two-hour lessons before you go, meaning that you’re fully prepared to make the most of the slopes. By the end of lesson one in Milton Keynes, we were pretty proud of our progress. The following week, the dread had gone and we were all itching to hone our skills on our holiday. St Johann in Tirol is part of the Kitzbuheler Alpen in the Tirol region. Perfect for beginners and families, it’s a great place for us to start, full of long, wide blue runs where you can hone your skills without causing too much damage. Being new to skiing, I was also

new to the legend that is après ski. I have to admit I was sceptical. I mean, it’s just like going to the pub or a restaurant, just up a mountain. But after the first night I’m converted. There really is nothing quite like enjoying a warm gluhwein (mulled wine) halfway up a mountain, surveying the winter wonderland around you. St Johann is great for both mid-slope and bottom-of-theslope sessions, from the Grander Schupf Restaurant, where you can tuck into traditional Austrian dishes of Wiener Schnitzel or Tiroler Grostl – a mix of potatoes and bacon – or the Angerer Alm, which boasts one of the beststocked wine cellars in the Alps. Being a more family-friendly resort, St Johann doesn’t fit the debauched stereotype of some ski destinations. By mid-evening the bars at the bottom of the slopes have started winding down, so everyone can get a good night’s sleep ahead of

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streets countless times before. And with a sequel to Ride Along already in the pipeline, it seems we’re doomed to suffer the blare of police sirens once again next year. High school security guard Ben Barber (Kevin Hart) is a videogame junkie, who has been romancing his girlfriend Angela (Tika Sumpter) for two years. Her brother James (Ice Cube) is a highly decorated detective in the Atlanta Police Department, who thinks Ben is unworthy of Angela’s affections, which throws a spanner in the works of Ben’s intention to propose. “I need [James] to be on board,” Angela tells her beau. “You two are the most important men in the world.” In order to prove himself, Ben applies to join the police academy and against the odds, he is accepted. Unfortunately, James is unimpressed and derides Ben as “a chromosome away from being a midget” to his detective buddies, Santiago (John Leguizamo) and Miggs (Bryan Callen). James concocts a cunning plan to get Ben out of his life forever: he invites the unsuspecting rookie along on a 24-hour

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patrol of the city with the intention of throwing his partner into explosive situations that will end in humiliation. The plan works, until Ben’s video-game knowledge uncovers a clue that could lead to most notorious criminal in Atlanta. Ride Along knows its audience and panders to them, allowing Hart to riff and wise-crack while Ice Cube rolls his eyes and gets on with the serious business of solving the case. The 100-minute running time drags and the resolution to the animosity between the two men strains credibility. Yet both actors possess a certain rough charm despite the weak material, and the final shootout is blessed with a cameo from a well-known star as the enigmatic Omar.

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eath haunts every frame of Brian Percival’s wartime drama. The Grim Reaper (voiced by Roger Allam) is the mellifluous narrator of this beautifully crafted story of courage and determination during the Second World War, based on the international bestseller of the same name by Markus Zusak. Unseen until the final frames, the shadowy figure casts an unsentimental eye over characters in the midst of bitter and bloody conflict. “The only truth that I truly know is that I am haunted by humans,” he confides. In particular, Death is haunted by a girl called Liesel Meminger (Sophie Nelisse). As tensions escalate across Europe, Liesel bids a tearful farewell to her Communist mother (Heike Makatsch) and is delivered into the care of foster parents, Hans and Rosa Hubermann (Geoffrey Rush, Emily Watson). With encouragement from Hans, Liesel learns to read and she develops a voracious appetite for books, which is sated in secret by the mayor’s wife Ilsa (Barbara Auer), who owns a vast library of texts, many of which

would surely go up in flames at one of the Nazis’ book-burning ceremonies. Liesel hides these visits from everyone, including her neighbour and good friend Rudy Steiner (Nico Liersch), who proudly enrols in the Hitler Youth movement. One night, a Jewish refugee called Max Vandenburg (Ben Schnetzer) arrives at the Hubermanns’ home and they offer him shelter in the basement. Liesel becomes complicit in Max’s concealment. However, when school bully Franz Deutscher (Levin Liam) overhears Liesel confessing her secret to Rudy, it seems that Max’s grim fate is sealed. Intercut with Death’s words of wisdom, The Book Thief is a handsome and poignant drama that compels us to care about the spunky heroine as she risks her life to protect the people she loves from annihilation. Nelisse is an endearing screen presence, whose innocence provides a glimmer of light during the darkness of the film’s tense and harrowing moments. She gels splendidly with Rush as the man of principle with a heart of gold, and Watson

is imperious in opening scenes as an iron-fisted matriarch who, as Hans puts it, “isn’t as strong as she looks”. Indeed, when the facade finally cracks, screenwriter Michael Petroni skilfully engineers one of the film’s most humorous and heart-warming moments by having Rosa whisper to her foster daughter: “Wipe that smile off your face and pretend I’m the witch you know I am!” John Williams’s Oscar-nominated score resonates loud and clear and is complemented by excellent production design and costumes that evoke the turbulent period between 1938 and 1942. Like Death, we too are haunted by Liesel and her incredible journey, which lingers in the memory long after the curtain falls on Percival’s impressive picture.

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the first time a major theatre production has raised money by opening up investment to anyone and offering a participation in the profits. Investors were able to put in as little as £10 to help to stage the show: in return, those investors will receive, between them, a 25 per cent share of any profits. The musical is based directly on the hit US import TV series, featuring the wholesome Cunningham siblings and the rest of their gang – geekish Potsie, fun-loving Ralph and, of course, inimitable “King of Cool”, Arthur “The Fonz” Fonzarelli. As the story starts, Fonzie, Ralph and the crew have a battle

on their hands – to save their beloved diner Arnold’s, the gang’s habitual meeting place and setting for many of the original series’ scenes, from demolition. In a race against time, can everyone’s favourite hero save the day? The musical, which first aired in the US back in 2008 and is now making its UK debut, is written by Garry Marshall, creator of the original TV series (and director of films including Pretty Woman and Beaches). It includes 21 brand new songs by Oscar-winning songwriter Paul Williams (Bugsy Malone) as well, as rest assured, that once-heard, never-forgotten original theme tune.

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as it ever occurred to you that our modern, materialistic, device-hungry generations are simply acquiring more stuff than ever before? And, from that thought, to wonder at how much of our modern homes are being taken up with storing all this stuff? The phenomenon has been exercising a couple of researchers at the University of the West of England. Elena Marco and Sarah Burgess are interested in the collections of artefacts that we are all accumulating in our homes, in the use and value of these objects (some of which are discarded after a short period’s use, with the thought that they’ll be brought out again some day) and the pressure that they are putting on the space in the home. And you can see some of their intriguing – and slightly concerning – findings at an exhibition at Bristol’s Architecture Centre this week. The show builds on a previous exhibition curated by the duo for the Centre. “British Housing: Timelines and Types” presented the social, political and policy changes that have impacted on the development of housing over the past 100 years, and the design conventions that have resulted. Their latest exhibition, as Elena explains, “explores the accumulation of articles and the need for storage space in the home. The photographs, data and diagrams within show the modern home in the role of the ‘container’ of our lives.” “Our homes ‘contain’ our lifestyles, our relationships and our belongings,” Elena continues. “In exploring the issue of storage space, and the items and goods that we store, we must also recognise that some of the articles that we store do have meaning, use and value to us. However, the uses

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from the exhibition shows, is that a greater proportion than ever before of the typical UK house is now being claimed by our storage needs – rooms which once served as bedrooms are now dumping-grounds for our ever-growing mountains of possessions. As Elena explains, the UK now has the smallest homes in Europe, often with very little storage space. The result is that homeowners need to use what storage space they have as cannily as possible. “The space provided in the home for everyday living and

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here’s a photograph in this book that sums up what it must have been like to be one of the artists drawn to the heady atmosphere of New York’s Chelsea Hotel in the 1960s. Seated round a long table, grinning for the camera, are (among others) William Burroughs, Andy Warhol and filmaker Jack Smith. In one shot it encapsulates the artistic melting pot that the hotel had become. Its name is etched on the history of New York because of the legions of artists, rock stars and poets who were drawn to it. The Chelsea is where Sid Vicious may or may not have killed his girlfriend. It became a home for Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Janis Joplin and Patti Smith. Author Sherill Tippins attempts to capture the history

of this iconic New York landmark, and also give the reader a sense of the bohemian mayhem that filled the corridors. It’s the story of a hotel that went on to become a community in the Big Apple’s Chelsea Village, and also poses the question what will become of the landmark in the future. The list of people who have had lengthy or notorious stays at the Chelsea is almost too long to reproduce in one article but in the world of film it includes Dennis Hopper, Stanley Kubrick, Uma Thurman and Jane Fonda. While some long-term residents described “clouds of pot” hanging over some of the rooms, not everyone came to the hotel to indulge in narcotics. Dee Dee Ramone checked into the Chelsea to try and overcome his heroin addiction, and while there wrote the novel Chelsea Horror Hotel. The lure of this building,

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although perhaps at its height in the 1960s, clearly continued, with Madonna living and posing for photo shoots there in the 1980s, right up to recent stays for Rufus Wainwright. Recent moves by new owners to redevelop have alarmed New Yorkers who fear the Chelsea may become just another one of many hotels in the city.

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ALL EYES ON THE VIEW Property of the week Wyvern Court, Winterbourne

ven if you could resist the spaciousness and high quality finish applied to this expansive new house, one look out back, at the far-reaching view across farmland, you’ll probably be won round in a trice. And to take best advantage of the position, all the principal rooms are orientated towards said view, including the lounge and family room, both with glazed bifolding doors, and the master bedroom, where a balcony affords the best viewing spot in the house. Around this detached residence are just three other similar properties, while Winterbourne shops and restaurants are within walking distance, Bristol is just eight miles away, the M4 at junction 19 is 3.8 miles off and Parkway railway station just

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2.5 miles. Built over three floors, the stone-fronted house sits roughly in the centre of its plot, with a lawned garden at the back and a smart gravel parking area at the front to accommodate several cars in addition to the Tarmac driveway leading to a detached double garage, complete with electric door. Gravel and Tarmac are neatly divided by edging stones. Once through the wooden front door, you’ll notice the first of many luxurious touches – the entrance hall floor is covered with marble, which continues into the cloakroom and also appears in the vast open-plan kitchen and family room at the back of the house. Under-floor heating throughout the ground floor means the marble won’t feel chilly, even in winter.

Both the lounge and dining room, positioned on either side of the hall, are covered with pale cream carpets. While each of these rooms has a bay window (overlooking the front) the lounge, which extends to the rear of the house, also has a set of those bifolding doors which open to the patio. The second set opens from the family room. The kitchen is a lesson in modernity, with sleek, soft-close drawers and cabinets under polished quartz work tops. Cooks will want for nothing in terms of integrated appliances, which include a steamer, microwave and two ovens, pus a four-ring induction hob, a fridge/freezer and dishwasher. In the next door utility room, which is fitted to match the kitchen, is a built-in

washing machine and access to the garden. Like the family room below it, the first floor master bedroom is set at an angle to the rest of the house. It’s a bright space, thanks to two windows in addition to glazed double doors which open to a balcony surrounded by glass. All the better to enjoy those wide views. Meanwhile, the en suite wet room, with walk-in shower, is tiled completely in limestone (save for one exposed stone wall), but there’s no risk of suffering chilly feet since under-floor heating has been installed in here too, and in the main bathroom. Three more bedrooms on this floor share the main bathroom, which has a bath, a walk-in shower and more of that limestone tiling. Finally, the second floor is taken up with a shower room and two more bedrooms, one of which has a built-in cupboard. We’ve briefly mentioned that the rear garden is grassed, with there’s also a smart stone patio and side pathway, plus a few raised beds.

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Mary’s still got the magic touch

ood writer, Great British Bake Off judge and celebrity Bath resident Mary Berry returns to our screens for a new series. This time she’s not having to share the screen with the permatanned Paul Hollywood, it’s just Mary and her tips to help the rest of us mere mortals put the wow factor into our baking.

Episode one is all about how to host the perfect traditional tea party, and we all know how Bake Off in particular has made Victoria sponges and fine china fashionable again. Mary begins with a clever trick for making sandwiches in advance, and bakes some lovely-looking bite-sized scones for a cream tea. Her grand-daughters visit to help her make orange butterfly cakes.

Although much of it is filmed in her own kitchen, she also ventures out and goes down to a plantation in Cornwall to find out how tea is grown. As you might expect, there will also be a book of her favourite recipes to accompany the series. At 78, and with a career spanning 50 years, this will be another chance for Mary to show that the old favourites are often the best.

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TV PICKS

THE VOICE UK 7pm, BBC1

The battle rounds begin as the coaches enlist four advisers – Jake Shears, Katy B, Tinie Tempah and Dante Santiago – and pit their acts against each other.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S,HD). 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts (S,HD). 12.00 Football Focus (S,HD). 12.45 Saturday Sportsday (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather (S,HD). 1.15 Cycling (S,HD). 2.45 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 3.30 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 4.00 Final Score (S,HD). 5.10 Reflex (S,HD). 5.55 BBC News; Regional News and Weather (S,HD).

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DARCEY’S BALLERINA HEROINES 8.15pm, BBC2

Darcey Bussell spent two decades at the summit of her profession, performing many of the great roles in the classical repertoire and becoming one of ballet’s most famous faces. In this documentary, she takes a journey from 18th-century France to 1950s America to explore the changing role of the ballerina.

BBC2

10.00 Andrew Marr’s The Making of Modern Britain (R,S,HD). 11.00 Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain (R,S). 11.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 12.00 James Martin: Home Comforts (S,HD). 12.30 Talking Pictures (S). 1.10 Film: The Lady Vanishes (S) (1938). ●●●●● 2.45 Final Score (S,HD). 4.00 Coast (R,S,HD). 4.15 Natural World: The Real Jungle Book Bear (R,S,HD). 5.15 Restoration Home One Year On (R,S,HD).

ANT & DEC’S SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY 7pm, ITV

HOSTAGES 9pm, Channel 4

Ellen must decide whether to save Duncan’s life and sets out to track down his wife Nina, while Boyd sneaks into the Sanders’ home in a misguided attempt to help Morgan. Creasy meets Vanessa and Colonel Blair after President Kincaid tells them he wants to expose the details of Operation Total Information.

The Geordie duo target chef Gordon Ramsay with their latest stunt, Little Ant and Dec meet Mr Selfridge star Jeremy Piven and Sarah Millican is the guest announcer.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 Dinner Date (R,S). 10.20 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R,S). 11.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S). 12.45 The Unforgettable Frankie Howerd (R,S). 1.15 Midsomer Murders (R,S). 3.15 Film: Tea with Mussolini (S,HD) (1999). Period comedy drama, starring Maggie Smith. ●●● 5.35 ITV News West Country (S). 5.45 ITV News and Weather (S).

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs (R,S). 6.35 The Grid (S). 7.00 Trans World Sport (S). 7.55 Paralympic Winter Games – The Countdown (R,S). 8.00 The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 10.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11.30 How I Met Your Mother (S,HD). 12.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage from Newbury and Doncaster. 4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.55 Film: Jetsons: The Movie (S,HD) (1990). ●●● 11.25 Film: Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild (S) (2005). Children’s animated adventure sequel. ●●● 12.55 Film: Getting Even with Dad (S,HD) (1994). Family comedy, starring Macaulay Culkin and Ted Danson. ●● 3.00 Film: Columbo: Playback (S) (1975). Crime drama, with Peter Falk. ●●● 4.35 Film: Columbo: Candidate for Crime (S) (1973). Detective drama, starring Peter Falk. ●●●

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6.30 The NCIS Movie: Payback (R,S). 22&23&24/24. Featurelength episode. The agents track down a serial killer.

7.00 The Voice UK (S,HD). 8/14. See Choices Above.

7.15 Dad’s Army (R,S). 2/14. Jones finds himself cast adrift. 7.45 The Perfect Morecambe & Wise (S). A selection of sketches featuring the duo.

7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway (S,HD). 2/7. See Choices Above.

7.05 The Restoration Man (R,S,HD). 3/8. Transforming a church in the Devon fishing port of Brixham.

8.15 Darcey’s Ballerina Heroines (S,HD). See Choices Above.

8.20 The Cube (S,HD). 1/8. New series. Gym instructor Chris and student Sophie hope to beat the Cube and take home the £250,000 jackpot. Game show, with Phillip Schofield.

8.00 The Storms That Stole Christmas (R,S,HD). The stories of those who bore the brunt of the bad weather over Christmas 2013 and the surrounding period, featuring amateur footage, eyewitness testimony and expert commentary.

9.15 QI XL (S,HD). 6/16. With Sandi Toksvig, Bill Bailey and Susan Calman.

9.20 The Jonathan Ross Show (S,HD). 9/10. The host chats to supermodel Claudia Schiffer, comedian Dara O Briain, Sex and the City actress Kristin Davis and rapper-turned-actor Ice Cube. Plus, music by Rufus Wainwright.

9.00 Hostages (S,HD). 8/15. See Choices Above.

10.00 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle (S,HD). 1/6. New series. Stewart Lee explores different themes in stand-up routines. 10.30 The Producers (S) (2005). A washed-up Broadway producer and his neurotic accountant stage a musical tribute to Hitler as a get-rich-quick scheme. Musical comedy, starring Matthew Broderick. ●●●

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Live International Boxing, 9.10pm

6.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). Accountant Toni Shukla hosts the final dinner party in Birmingham. 6.40 Channel 4 News (S).

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Hostages, 9pm

6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Best of the Best (S). Classic clips and Harry Hill’s most surreal comments.

9.10 The National Lottery Live (S,HD). Gaby Roslin reveals the results. 9.20 Casualty (S,HD). 27/48. Robyn confronts an intruder in her home.

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The Cube, 8.20pm

6.15 Flog It! (S,HD). 74/75. From Dorchester, Dorset.

10.10 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 10.30 Match of the Day (S,HD). Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League clashes, which included Fulham v Chelsea at Craven Cottage and Southampton v Liverpool at St Mary’s Stadium. Followed by National Lottery Update.

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QI XL, 9.15pm

6.15 Pointless Celebrities (R,S,HD). 10/10. With Janice Long, Graham Cole and Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards. Last in the series.

11.45 The Football League Show (S). Highlights of today’s games in the Championship, League One and League Two.

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1.05 Weatherview (S). 1.10 BBC News (S,HD).

10.20 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather. 10.35 Fast & Furious (S,HD) (2009). See Choices Above. ●●●

9.05 5 News Weekend (S,HD). 9.10 Live International Boxing (S). See Choices Above.

10.00 The Lincoln Lawyer (S,HD) (2011). See Choices Above. ●●●●

11.10 Pistol Whipped (S) (2008). Action thriller, starring Steven Seagal. ●●

12.35 Film: Lady Caroline Lamb (S) (1972). Romantic historical drama, starring Sarah Miles and Richard Chamberlain. ●●● 2.35 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.35 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 In Plain Sight (R,S,HD). FBI Agent Mike Faber returns to Mary’s life. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

12.15 Film: A History of Violence (S,HD) (2005). Thriller, starring Viggo Mortensen. ●●●● 2.00 Boss (S,HD). Kane and Stone try to work their political magic on election day. Last in the series. 3.05 Mesh: Covert (R,S). 3.10 One Born Every Minute (R,S). 4.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 4.10 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD).

1.05 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 Benidorm ER (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.05 Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.50 Hana’s Helpline (R,S).

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LIVE INTERNATIONAL BOXING 9.10pm, Channel 5

Premiere. A cynical lawyer realises the rich man he is defending on a rape charge may have escaped justice in the past. Thriller, starring Matthew McConaughey and Marisa Tomei.

ITV2

6.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). 8.35 Coronation Street (S,HD). 11.05 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 2.50 Film: Kangaroo Jack (S,HD) (2003). Comedy, starring Jerry O’Connell and Anthony Anderson. ●●● 4.40 Film: Step Up (S,HD) (2006). Musical romance, with Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan. ●●

James DeGale v Gevorg Khatchikian. Mark Pougatch presents coverage of the super middleweight bout at the City Academy in Bristol. The winner will face Badou Jack in a final eliminator for the WBC world title, and DeGale will fancy his chances tonight against his unbeaten opponent.

9.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 11.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 4.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 5.00 The Big Bang Theory: Access All Areas (R,S,HD). 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club. A discussion on key fantasy football issues. 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). With Max Rushden and Helen Chamberlain. 12.00 WWE Superstars (HD). A round-up of all the latest wrestling news. 1.00 Sinbad (R,S,HD). 3.00 Futurama (R,S). 4.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

THE LINCOLN LAWYER 10pm, Channel 4

FAST & FURIOUS 10.35pm, ITV

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6.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 7.40 Goodnight Sweetheart. 10.20 One Foot in the Grave (S). 1.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 3.00 Film: Carry On Sergeant (1958). A military sergeant on the brink of retirement tries to whip a band of useless recruits into shape. The first in the comedy series, starring William Hartnell. ●●● 4.40 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Ocean’s Thirteen, 6.55pm

The Tomorrow People, 8pm

Revolution, 10pm

Ella Enchanted, 6pm

6.55 Ocean’s Thirteen (S,HD) (2007). Comedy crime caper sequel, with George Clooney. ●●●

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/17. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory: It All Started with a Big Bang (R,S,HD).

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 3/24. Gloria panics when Joe is deemed too aggressive. 6.30 Garfield (S) (2004). Family comedy, with the voice of Bill Murray. ●●

6.00 Ella Enchanted (2004). Fantasy adventure, starring Anne Hathaway. ●●●

8.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 8/22. Stephen plots to get inside Jedikiah’s head.

8.05 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 10/24. Claire and Phil threaten to cancel their festive celebrations. 8.35 Football’s Funniest Moments (R,S,HD).

8.00 Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (S). Kindly Victorian pushover Ebenezer Blackadder is visited by the Spirit of Christmas. Starring Rowan Atkinson.

9.00 Trading Places (S,HD) (1983). See Choices Above. ●●●●

9.00 Arrow (R,S,HD). 11/23. Oliver feels conflicted after Laurel asks his alterego to look into Sebastian Blood, while Roy struggles to keep control of his newfound powers.

9.00 The Catherine Tate Show (S). 1/6. First-ever episode of the comedy sketch show. 9.40 The Catherine Tate Show (S). 2/6. Bernie is feeling romantic.

7.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 13/22. Ted believes he has met his perfect woman. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 4/24.

9.20 Forgetting Sarah Marshall (S,HD) (2008). A jilted man takes a trip to Hawaii, only to find his ex and her new boyfriend are staying at the same resort. Romantic comedy, with Jason Segel. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

TRADING PLACES 9pm, E4

An international fugitive and an FBI agent are forced to work together once again to bring a killer to justice. Thriller, with Vin Diesel and Paul Walker.

Two billionaire brothers arrange for a stockbroker and a homeless conman to swap places to see how each copes. Comedy, starring Dan Aykroyd.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Premier League Preview 6.30 Red Bull Air Race (HD). 7.30 Premier League Preview (HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00 FL72 Live (HD). 2.30 Saturday Team Talk (HD). 3.00 Soccer Saturday (HD). 5.00 Live Saturday Night Football (HD). Southampton v Liverpool (Kick-off 5.30pm).

Live Football, 5pm

BBC3

7.00 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not in 3D (R,S). The most memorable film mishaps of 2011. 7.25 Doctor Who (R,S,HD). Churchill calls on the Daleks to help win the Second World War. 8.10 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Jeremy Clarkson drives the Touring Superleggera Disco Volante. 9.10 I Am Number Four (S,HD) (2011). Sci-fi thriller, starring Alex Pettyfer. ●● 10.50 Family Guy (R,S). 11.10 Family Guy (R,S). 11.35 Family Guy (R,S). 11.55 Family Guy (R,S).

12.15 Family Guy (R,S). 12.35 Family Guy (R,S). 1.00 Family Guy (R,S). 1.25 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 1.55 Pramface (R,S,HD). 2.25 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 2.55 Festivals, & Suspicious Parents 8.00 SNF – Game of the Day Sex (R,S,HD).

(HD). Sarah-Jane Mee presents a full re-run of the day’s top Premier League match.

10.20 The Catherine Tate 10.00 Revolution (S,HD). 10.00 SNF – Match Choice Show (S). 3/6. Featuring 10/20. The sci-fi drama (HD). Sarah-Jane Mee Nan Taylor. returns after an 11-week presents extended break. Miles is ready to highlights from the launch the next Premier League, offensive, but Monroe allowing viewers to wants his payment first. access the latest round of Aaron makes a top-flight fixtures, remarkable discovery in including Fulham v Spring City. Chelsea. 11.30 The Sweetest Thing (S,HD) (2002). Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz. ●●●

11.20 Rude Tube: Viral Ads (R,S). 6/6. The world of comical and absurd viral commercials on the internet.

11.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). 3/12. With guests Rio Ferdinand and Lee Mack.

11.00 Yes Minister (S). 3/7. 11.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). Humphrey is haunted by Queens Park Rangers v past mistakes. Leeds United. 11.40 Yes Minister (S). 4/7. Hacker is given an embarrassing gift.

1.20 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). With Josie Gibson, Rylan Clark, Natalie Anderson and Matt Richardson. 2.00 You’ve Been Framed! Best of the Best (R,S). Classic clips and Harry Hill’s most surreal comments. 2.50 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.25 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.20 The Midnight Beast (R,S,HD). 1.55 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.20 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.45 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 3.05 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD).

12.00 A League of Their Own (R,S,HD). With guests Frank Lampard, Jason Manford and Gabby Logan. 1.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). 2.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 4.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 5.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD).

12.20 The Catherine Tate Show (S). First-ever episode of the comedy sketch show. 1.00 The Catherine Tate Show (S). Bernie is feeling romantic. 1.35 The Catherine Tate Show (S). Featuring Nan Taylor. 2.05 Yes Minister (S). 2.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 3.00 Close

BBC4

7.00 Great Barrier Reef (R,HD). Monty Halls explores the Australian coral reef and the wildlife that inhabits it. 8.00 Lost Kingdoms of South America (R,HD). Investigating the truth behind the legend of El Dorado. 9.00 Salamander (HD). 9.45 Salamander (HD). 10.35 What’s Going On? The Life and Death of Marvin Gaye (R). 11.35 Roll Over Beethoven – The Chess Records Saga (R). The rise and fall of Chess Records. 12.40 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 1.15 Sounds of the 70s 2 Guilty Pleasures – Love Will Keep Us Together (R). 1.45 Lost Kingdoms of South America (R,HD). 2.45 Great Barrier Reef (R,HD).

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TV PICKS

CALL THE MIDWIFE 8pm, BBC1

Jenny, on secondment, begins to see cracks in the establishment and Chummy discovers her mother has walked out on her father. Starring Jessica Raine and Miranda Hart.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 7.40 Match of the Day (R,S,HD). 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 The Big Questions (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics (S). 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 2.15 The Indian Doctor (R,S,HD). 3.00 Flog It! (S). 3.25 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 4.10 Regional Programme (S,HD). 4.40 Songs of Praise (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless Celebrities (R,S,HD).

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TOP GEAR 8pm, BBC2

Richard Hammond visits Abu Dhabi’s Yas Marina circuit to drive the Porsche 918 Spyder, a four-wheel-drive hybrid capable of speeds thanks to the 886 horsepower it can generate from its screaming V8 petrol engine and electric motors. Breaking Bad star Aaron Paul fires up the Reasonably Priced Car.

BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.10 Film: School for Scoundrels (S) (1960). ●●● 7.40 Monty Don’s Italian Gardens (R,S,HD). 8.40 Countryfile (R,S,HD). 9.40 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 11.10 James Martin: Home Comforts (R,S,HD). 11.55 Michel Roux’s Service (R,S,HD). 1.55 Film: Vertigo (S,HD) (1958). ●●●●● 4.00 Cycling (S,HD). 5.35 Giant Squid: Filming the Impossible – Natural World Special (R,S,HD).

DRAGONS’ DEN 9pm, BBC2

A London-based entrepreneur pitches a new take on the sticky note, and two women bring a pair of alpacas as they try to gain funds for their knitwear business.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 10.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). 11.25 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 River Monsters (R,S,HD). 12.30 Film: Columbo: Death Hits the Jackpot (S,HD) (1991). Detective drama, with Peter Falk and Rip Torn. ●●● 2.30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R,S). 3.30 Film: Diamonds Are Forever (S,HD) (1971). James Bond spy adventure, starring Sean Connery. ●● 5.50 ITV News West Country

MR SELFRIDGE 9pm, ITV

Following Henri’s arrest and Harry’s disappearance, everyone is in a state of confusion and the police arrive at the Selfridges’ home in search of clues. However, when Rose discovers her husband is away on secret government business, she’s more worried for his safety than ever before.

Channel 4

6.20 The Hoobs (R,S). 7.10 Freesports on 4 (S). 7.35 Arenacross (S). 8.00 FIM Superbike World Championship (S). 8.35 Sochi Special: Paralympic Winter Games (S). 9.05 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.30 How I Met Your Mother (S,HD). 2.25 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.20 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.25 Film: Grease (S,HD) (1978). Romantic musical, with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. ●●●●●

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Power Rangers Super Samurai (R,S,HD). 10.35 Power Rangers Megaforce (R,S,HD). 11.05 Access. 11.10 Road Terror: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). 11.50 The Hotel Inspector (R,S). 12.50 Ice Road Truckers (R,S,HD). 1.50 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 2.50 Film: Beetlejuice (S,HD) (1988). ●●●● 4.40 Film: Zathura: A Space Adventure (S,HD) (2005). Family sci-fi adventure, starring Josh Hutcherson. ●●●●

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7.00 Fish Fight: Hugh’s Last Stand (S,HD). Follow-up documentary in which Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall tells the story of how radical reforms to fishing policies occurred.

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7.45 All Star Family Fortunes (S,HD). 10/10. Coronation Street special of the game show. Last in the series.

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6.35 The Fifth Element (S,HD) (1997). Sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis. ●●●●

7.00 Countryfile (S,HD). Matt Baker explores Elmley Marshes on the Isle of Sheppey off the coast of Kent. Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

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Ice Road Truckers, 12.50pm

6.30 Channel 4 News (S).

8.00 Call the Midwife (S,HD). 7/8. See Choices Above.

8.00 Top Gear (S,HD). 5/7. See Choices Above.

8.30 Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off (S,HD). 9/9. The two lowestscoring couples compete. Last in the series.

8.00 Britain’s Bronze Age Mummies: A Time Team Special (S,HD). Tony Robinson follows an archaeological dig on a burial ground in Northumberland.

8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

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Fish Fight: Hugh’s Last Stand, 7pm

6.00 ITV News and Weather (S). 6.15 Dancing on Ice (S,HD). 9/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Musketeers (S,HD). 6/10. The swordsmen help a young mother rescue her kidnapped baby son, while the king is reluctantly reunited with his scheming mother Marie de Medici.

9.00 Dragons’ Den (S,HD). 12/12. See Choices Above.

9.00 Mr Selfridge (S,HD). 7/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 Salt (S,HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●●

9.00 Erin Brockovich (S,HD) (2000). See Choices Above. ●●●●●

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It’ll Be Alright on the … 10.15pm

6.20 Invincible (S) (2006). Factbased sporting drama, starring Mark Wahlberg. ●●●

10.00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather (S,HD). 10.25 Match of the Day 2 (S,HD). Mark Chapman reviews the latest Premier League action, featuring Swansea City v Crystal Palace, Aston Villa v Norwich City and Tottenham Hotspur v Cardiff City.

10.00 Mock the Week Looks Back at Science and Technology (R,S). 6/10. Another themed selection from the show’s archives. 10.30 Line of Duty (R,S,HD). 3/6. Denton tells Fleming she had a relationship with a highranking officer who may have reason to want her framed.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S); Weather. 10.15 It’ll Be Alright on the Night’s Best of the Worst (R,S,HD). Griff Rhys Jones presents this compilation of clangers from the show’s history, featuring small-screen stars including Morecambe and Wise, Kenny Everett and Frankie Howerd.

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Top Gear, 8pm

6.05 Regional News (S,HD). 6.30 Blandings (S,HD). 3/7. Clarence must prevent his brother from publishing his scandalous memoirs.

11.30 The League Cup Show (S,HD). Manchester City v Sunderland.

11.30 The Mission (S,HD) (1986). Historical drama, with Robert De Niro and Jeremy Irons. ●●●●

11.15 Premiership Rugby Union (HD). Action from the 16th round of top-flight fixtures.

11.00 Predator (S,HD) (1987). Sci-fi thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. ●●●●

11.45 The Fog (S) (2005). Horror remake, starring Tom Welling. ●●

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The Musketeers, 9pm

12.10 Weatherview (S). 12.15 BBC News (S,HD).

1.30 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). From the Isle of Portland off the Dorset coast. 2.25 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Jonny struggles on his first day as clinical nursing manager. 3.25 Sign Zone: Silk (R,S). The head of chambers’ son is arrested for murder. 4.25 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.15 The Store. Home shopping. 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

1.00 Film: The Fountain (S,HD) (2006). Romantic sci-fi drama, starring Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz. ●●●● 2.35 One Born Every Minute (R,S). 3.30 Supernanny US (R,S). 4.15 Location, Location, Location (R,S,HD). 5.10 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R,S,HD). 5.25 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

1.35 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 Trauma Doctors (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.45 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.05 Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.50 Hana’s Helpline (R,S).

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HAWAII FIVE-0 9pm, Sky1

McGarrett’s sister Mary Ann asks him to look after her newly adopted baby, so he ropes in Danny and Chin to share babysitting duties while they investigate a complicated case involving the murder of an undercover agent. Crime drama, featuring guest appearances by Daryl Hannah (Kill Bill).

Phillip Schofield and Christine Bleakley host the semi-final, and the competition is sure to be intense with only three places in the final up for grabs.

ITV2

6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.45 Union J: The Hot Desk 6.55 Emmerdale 9.40 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 12.15 Dinner Date: Australia (R,S). 1.15 Totally You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.15 Film: Step Up (S,HD) (2006). ●● 4.25 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway (R,S,HD). 5.45 Film: The Incredible Hulk (S,HD) (2008). ●●●

Coyote Ugly, 7.55pm

7.55 Coyote Ugly (S,HD) (2000). A small-town girl with dreams of becoming a songwriter heads for the big city, where she takes a job in a bustling New York bar. Comedy drama, starring Piper Perabo and Adam Garcia. Including FYI Daily. ●●

6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 Make It or Break It (R,S,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R,S). 9.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 10.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Revenge (R,S,HD). 1.30 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 2.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 5.00 Troy

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power (HD). 7.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 9.00 The Monuments Men Special (R,HD). 9.30 Jordan & Perri’s Ultimate Block Party (R,S,HD). 10.00 WWE Superstars (R,HD). 11.00 WWE: Experience (HD). 12.00 Film: Garfield (S) (2004). ●● 1.35 Futurama (R,S). 2.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

FILM PICKS

DANCING ON ICE 6.15pm, ITV

SALT 9pm, Channel 4

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6.00 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 7.40 One Foot in the Grave (S). 11.50 Film: Carry On Sergeant (1958). Comedy, starring William Hartnell. ●●● 1.30 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 3.30 Film: Ella Enchanted (2004). Fantasy adventure, starring Anne Hathaway. ●●● 5.30 One Foot in the Grave Christmas special from 1997 (S).

The Vicar of Dibley, 7pm

My Mad Fat Diary, 10.30pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 10pm

6.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 7/22. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/24.

6.00 Jordan & Perri’s Ultimate Block Party (S,HD). 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 16/22.

7.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/17. Penny hosts a Halloween party. 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 7/17.

7.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 3/24. Gloria panics when Joe is deemed too aggressive. 7.30 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (R,HD). 4/8.

7.00 The Vicar of Dibley (S). 1/8. 7.40 The Vicar of Dibley (S). 2/8. The Songs of Praise crew visits the village.

8.00 10 Things I Hate About You (S,HD) (1999). Comedy, with Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles. Edited for language. ●●●●

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 4/22. Homer and Marge uncover details of Grampa’s past. 8.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 15/22. Flanders is plagued with guilt after punching Homer.

8.20 The Vicar of Dibley (S). 3/8. Featuring a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S,HD). 7/24. See Choices Above.

9.00 I’m Alan Partridge (S). 3/6. Alan tries to join Norwich’s social elite. 9.40 I’m Alan Partridge (S). 4/6. Alan prepares for a James Bond film marathon.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S). 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 6/24. A top-secret (S,HD). 3/12. Reality (R,S,HD). 5/17. mission to bring down a programme following a 10.30 My Mad Fat Diary dangerous cartel with group of people in (R,S,HD). 2/7. Rae begins terrorist connections is Essex. her first year in sixth compromised by a 10.50 Party Wright Around form, but she struggles computer hacker – who the World (R,S,HD). 1/6. under the pressure turns out to be a Mark Wright throws when her relationship 15-year-old girl. parties around the with Finn is thrust into world. the spotlight.

ERIN BROCKOVICH 9pm, Channel 5

A CIA agent goes on the run after she is accused of being a sleeper assassin sent to murder the Russian president. Action thriller, starring Angelina Jolie.

A single mother goes to work at a law firm and ends up taking on a company suspected of contaminating a small town’s water. drama, with Julia Roberts.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 FL72 Highlights 6.30 SNF – Match Choice 8.00 Game Changers 9.00 FL72 Highlights 9.30 Goals on Sunday (HD). 11.30 The Sunday Supplement (HD). 12.30 Live Capital One Cup Final (HD). Manchester City v Sunderland (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.30 Football League Gold (S,HD). 5.55 Live Spanish Football (HD). Sevilla v Real Sociedad (Kick-off 6.00pm).

Live Capital One … 12.30pm

8.00 Live Spanish Football (HD). Barcelona v Almeria (Kick-off 8.00pm). Tonight’s second La Liga game comes from the Nou Camp.

10.20 Knowing Me, 10.00 Football Special (HD). Knowing You – With Aston Villa v Norwich Alan Partridge (S). 5/6. City. Action from the The Miss Norwich beauty Premier League match at contest. Villa Park, where Paul Lambert’s side hosted his former club.

11.30 How I Met Your 11.00 The Monuments Men 11.00 Yes Minister (S). 5/7. Jim has to develop a Mother (R,S,HD). 14/22. Special (R,HD). government transport Ted and Victoria break 11.30 A League of Their policy. their vow of abstinence. Own (R,S,HD). 6/10. With Zara Phillips, Laura 11.40 Yes Minister (S). 6/7. Hacker learns of an Trott and Lizzie illegal arms deal. Armitstead.

11.30 Capital One Cup Final (HD). Manchester City v Sunderland.

12.50 Mom (R,S,HD). Christy clashes with Luke’s conservative parents. 1.20 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.45 The Vampire Diaries (R,S,HD). Wes reveals his plans for Damon. 2.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.50 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.05 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 1.35 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.10 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.35 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD).

12.30 Spanish Football (HD). 1.30 Spanish Football (HD). 2.30 Football Special (HD). Aston Villa v Norwich City. 4.00 Football League Gold (S,HD). 4.15 Football League Gold (S,HD). 4.30 Football League Gold (S,HD). 4.45 Football League Gold (S,HD). 5.00 Capital One Cup Final (HD).

12.20 I’m Alan Partridge (S). Alan tries to join Norwich’s social elite. 1.00 I’m Alan Partridge (S). Alan prepares for a James Bond film marathon. 1.35 Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge (S). 2.05 Yes Minister (S). 2.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 3.00 Close

7.00 The Voice UK (R,S,HD). The battle rounds begin. 9.15 Hair (R,S,HD). Eight young hopefuls aim to be crowned Britain’s best amateur hair stylist. 10.15 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Stewie tries to save a recalled teddy bear. 10.40 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.00 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). The comedy drama about a British bomb disposal team returns. 11.30 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 11.55 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.15 Ja’mie: Private School Girl (R,S,HD). 12.40 Pramface (R,S,HD). 1.10 Hair (R,S,HD). 2.10 Knife Crime ER: Reggie Yates’ Extreme South Africa (R,S,HD). 3.10 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 3.40 Great Movie Mistakes: Revenge of the Fifth

BBC4

7.00 Timeshift: The Golden Age of Coach Travel (R). The history of coach transport. 8.00 The Fairytale Castles of King Ludwig II with Dan Cruickshank Documentary exploring the aesthetics associated with Ludwig II of Bavaria. 9.00 Timewatch: Captain Cook – The Man Behind the Legend (R). The forces that drove the explorer to achieve success. 10.00 Barbara (2012). Premiere. Drama, starring Nina Hoss. ●●●● 11.40 Timeshift: The Golden Age of Coach Travel (R). 12.40 Film: Hello Quo Documentary about rock band Status Quo. (2012). ●●●● 2.00 TOTP2 (R). 2.45 Timewatch: Captain Cook – The Man Behind the Legend (R).

SUNDAY

11.50 The Big Reunion 2014 (R,S,HD). 4/8. Members of boy band 3T discuss their lives.

12.30 Road Wars (R,S). 1.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). The work of police officers in Cambridgeshire. 2.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). The work of police officers in Cambridgeshire. 3.00 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). 4.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 5.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD).

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TV PICKS

SILK 9pm, BBC1

Martha defends a footballer accused of assaulting another player - an incident witnessed by thousands of fans. Legal drama, starring Maxine Peake.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Countryside 999 (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts (S,HD). 4.30 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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DCI BANKS 9pm, ITV

When the detectiveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s old neighbour tells him she has found a gun in her teenage daughterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bedroom, his first instinct is to quietly retrieve the weapon. However, Morton persuades him to do things by the book and leads a firearms unit to take possession of it - but an innocent man is critically injured in the process.

BBC2

9.05 Sign Zone: The Restaurant Man (R,S). 10.05 Sign Zone: Great British Railway Journeys (R,S). 10.35 Click (R,S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 Mandela Remembered from Westminster Abbey (S,HD). 1.00 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 1.15 War Walks (R,S). 1.45 Cycling (S). 2.45 Cagney & Lacey (R,S). 3.30 Bergerac (R,S). 4.20 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 4.50 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! (R,S). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S).

MIND THE GAP: LONDON VS THE REST 9pm, BBC2

Evan Davis examines the economic forces polarising Britain, talking to London mayor Boris Johnson and the chef behind a global restaurant empire.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Celebrity interviews and topical studio discussion. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Dickinsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Real Deal (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

CANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T PAY? WEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;LL TAKE IT AWAY! 9pm, Channel 5

Repossession agents Mike Allonby and Terry Jones travel to Cheshire to collect a vehicle from a woman who owes several hundred pounds, then they head to Liverpool to recover a Jaguar X-Type. High court officers Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner carry out an order to evict a couple with young children.

Channel 4

7.05 Paralympic Winter Games â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Countdown (R,S). 7.10 Will & Grace (R,S,HD). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.25 Frasier (R,S). 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (S). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions (R,S,HD). 5.00 Coach Trip (S,HD). 5.30 Superstar Dogs: Countdown to Crufts (S).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Police Interceptors (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 The Hotel Inspector (R,S). A struggling hotel in Llandudno, north Wales. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). Survivors from a helicopter crash are discovered. 3.15 Film: Lethal Obsession (S,HD) (2007). Thriller, starring Kellie Martin. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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DCI Banks, 9pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/22. Homer is offered $1million. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Tom makes sure Sienna feels unwelcome after she returns to the village.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). The search for survivors begins in the aftermath of the explosion. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. 7.30 Regional Programme (S). Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

6.00 Revenge of the Egghead (S,HD). 6/30. Spin-off from the popular quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Sport Reliefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Top Dog (S,HD). 1/15. New series. 7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). 5/7. Richard Hammond drives the Porsche 918 Spyder and Jeremy Clarkson creates a public information film with James May to promote safer cycling.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). News that Gemma has failed to attend school leaves Dom in despair. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Gary fears Phelan is dead.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.55 Paralympic Winter Games â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Countdown (S). 2/5. Interviews with athletes competing at the 2014 Winter Paralympics.

7.00 The Gadget Show (S,HD). Jason Bradbury, Rachel Riley and Ortis Deley test the strength of tablet cases at a farm. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Ronnie and Roxy return to Walford. 8.30 Hungry Britain? â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Panorama (S,HD). The rise in the number of food banks across the nation.

8.00 University Challenge (S,HD). 32/37. The quarter-final matches continue. 8.30 Mary Berry Cooks (S,HD). 1/6. New series. Recipes for everyday meals and special occasions.

8.00 I Never Knew That About Britain (S,HD). 1/8. See Choices Above. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Gary and Owen encounter a bruised Phelan as they head home.

8.00 Undercover: Hate on the Terraces â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Channel 4 Dispatches (S). 8.30 Food Unwrapped (S). 5/5. Asparagus, wasabi plants and supermarket fish. Last in the series.

8.00 Police Interceptors (S,HD). A dog handler is forced to wrestle with a drunk man on the high street in Lincoln and an officer has an early morning encounter with a driver who is over the limit. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Silk (S,HD). 2/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 Mind the Gap: London vs the Rest (S,HD). 1/2. See Choices Above.

9.00 DCI Banks (S,HD). 5/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 One Born Every Minute (S). 2/10. A man prepares to propose to his expectant girlfriend, a naval engineer turns out to be far more squeamish than he expected and a cautious couple opt for an elective Caesarean.

9.00 Canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Pay? Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll Take It Away! (S,HD). 2/4. See Choices Above.

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10.00 The Culture Show: Henri Matisse â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A Cut Above the Rest (S,HD). A profile of the French artist. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News West Country (S); Weather. 10.35 The Agenda (S,HD). 4/10. Tom Bradby and guests look to the week ahead.

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (S). 3/9. Guests include Jack Dee and Example. 10.50 Troy (S,HD). 3/6. The magician continues to use everyday objects and situations to baffle and amaze unsuspecting members of the public, this time performing tricks at the Notting Hill Carnival.

10.00 Mobs & Yobs: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). 6/6. Nick Wallis examines how CCTV means wrongdoers can no longer hide in a crowd, looking at its use in convicting people involved in the August 2011 riots. Last in the series.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Have I Got Old News for You (R,S,HD). 9/9. Extended version, hosted by Frank Skinner. Last in the series.

11.20 Regional Programme (S). 11.50 The Graham Norton Show (R,S,HD).

11.20 Mandela Remembered from Westminster Abbey (S). Edited coverage of the service in honour of the former South African president.

11.05 The Secret Mediterranean with Trevor McDonald (R,S,HD). 1/4. The broadcaster embarks on an epic journey.

11.50 Strippers (R,S). 1/3. Documentary filmed at strip clubs in Glasgow, Edinburgh and Aberdeen.

11.00 Mercenary for Justice (S,HD) (2006). See Choices Above. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?

12.35 Weatherview (S). 12.40 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Dragonsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Den (R,S,HD). 1.20 Sign Zone: Film 2014 (R,S,HD). 1.50 Sign Zone: The Culture Show: Lego â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Building Blocks of Architecture (R,S). 2.20 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD).

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Champions League Weekly (S,HD). A look back at the latest last-16 matches. 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 4.10 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). Guests air their differences.

12.45 Random Acts (S). 12.50 Scandal (R,S,HD). 1.35 Hostages (R,S,HD). 2.25 Paralympic Winter Games â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Countdown (R,S). 2.30 The Good Wife (R,S,HD). 3.20 One Born Every Minute (R,S). 4.15 Location, Location, Location (R,S,HD). 5.10 Kirstieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Vintage Gems (R,S,HD). 5.25 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.50 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 The Thriller Killers: Born to Kill? (R,S,HD). Psychological profiles of serial-killing duo Wesley Shermantine and Loren Herzog. 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). A bachelor pad in Knutsford, Cheshire. 4.25 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Great Artists (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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Emily puts the finishing touches to her takedown plan as the wedding fast approaches, while Daniel is confronted by Sara about a possible pregnancy for his wifeto-be. Jack surprises Margaux with dinner at the office, and while there he uncovers a file on Conrad.

Documentary exploring the nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s history. In the first edition, Paul Martin reveals the unsung hero connecting the Spitfire and the folding buggy.

ITV2 9.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 4.10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD).

E4 10.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 3.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 4.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). McGarrettâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sister is abducted. 3.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Maude Flanders is killed. 3.30 Futurama (R,S,HD). 4.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

I NEVER KNEW THAT ABOUT BRITAIN 8pm, ITV

MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE 11pm, Channel 5

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL 10pm, ITV2

A soldier for hire is forced by rogue CIA agents to break into a notorious African prison. Action thriller, starring Steven Seagal.

GOLD 8.15 Goodnight Sweetheart. 8.55 Seven of One. 9.35 Waiting for God (S). 10.15 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 11.35 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 12.15 The Vicar of Dibley (S). 2.15 The Green Green Grass (S). 2.55 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! (S). 3.40 As Time Goes By (S). 4.20 Goodnight Sweetheart. 5.00 Seven of One. 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

A jilted man takes a trip to Hawaii, only to find his ex and her new boyfriend at the same resort. comedy, with Jason Segel.

Sky Sports 1 8.00 Capital One Cup Final (HD). 9.00 Football Special (HD). 10.30 Football Gold (S). 11.00 Spanish Football (HD). 12.00 Capital One Cup Final (HD). 1.00 Football Special (HD). 2.30 Spanish Football (HD). 3.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 4.00 Football Gold (S). 4.30 Game Changers (HD). 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

Mom, 9pm

Revenge, 9pm

Modern Family, 8.30pm

Only Fools â&#x20AC;Ś 7pm

FL72 Live, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 25/30. Leeds bachelor David picks three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 8/17. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 9/17.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 10/24. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 22/23. With the voice of Stephen Hawking.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4/11. Clegg hopes for a quiet birthday.

6.30 FL72 Review. A roundup of recent matches.

7.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 15/23. Featuring a woman falling foul of a chipmunk. 7.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 20/23.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Fraser makes a rash decision. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 17/22.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 10/22. Homer becomes the new voice of American politics. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 4/23.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 15/24. Rose announces she is moving to London. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 16/24. The Harpers are shocked to be considered old.

8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 7/22. Jake rushes to collect enough evidence to keep a suspect in custody. 8.30 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 4/24. The girls take jobs as baristas.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 13/24. Featuring the voice of Sting. 8.30 Modern Family (HD). 4/24. Cam is scared to tell his sister about his engagement.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 8/8. The Trotters journey to Holland to dabble in the diamond import business â&#x20AC;&#x201C; with old foe Inspector Slater hot on their trail. Feature-length episode, guest starring Jim Broadbent.

7.30 FL72 Live (HD). Chesterfield v Portsmouth (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the League Two fixture at the Proact Stadium, between two clubs with contrasting aspirations.

9.00 Mom (S,HD). 8/22. Christy becomes nervous about her romantic getaway with Adam. 9.30 Mom (S,HD). 9/22. Bonnie loses both her job and her apartment.

9.00 Revenge (S,HD). 9/22. See Choices Above.

9.00 Moone Boy (HD). 3/6. Martin and Padraic build their own ghost ship. 9.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 15/22. Homer traces his long-lost half-brother.

12.15 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.10 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). Reality programme following a group of people in Essex. 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

10.00 The Footballersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Football Show (HD). Dave Jones is joined by guests including footballers, managers and club chairmen to discuss all the major stories in the weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s football news.

11.00 How I Met Your 11.00 A League of Their Mother (R,S,HD). 9/24. Own (R,S,HD). 7/10. Robin goes on a blind With John Bishop, date. Victoria Pendleton and Sarah Millican. 11.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 22/24.

11.00 Shooting Stars (S). 6/6. 11.00 FL72 Review. A roundWith guests Paloma up of recent matches. Faith, Louie Spence, James May and James Buckley. 11.40 Rev (S). 5/7. Richard E Grant guest stars.

12.00 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 12.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 1.05 Revenge (R,S,HD). 2.05 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 2.55 Marvelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 3.40 Bobâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Burgers (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.50 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.20 Little Britain (S). Dafydd considers leaving the village. 1.00 Little Britain Abroad (S). First of two comedy specials, starring Matt Lucas and David Walliams. 1.30 Little Britain Abroad (S). Guest starring Dawn French, Peter Kay and Julia Davis. 2.00 Shooting Stars (S). 2.30 Rev (S). 3.00 Close

12.00 Road Wars (R,S). Officers pursue a boy racer. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Armed and Dangerous: Ultimate Forces (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 4.30 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

7.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S,HD). Young people are challenged to live away from their family homes. 8.00 Junior Paramedics (R,S). Following nine student paramedics on their first placement. 9.00 The Millionaire Preacher: Reggie Yatesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Extreme South Africa (S,HD). 10.00 Impractical Jokers (S,HD). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Millionaire Preacher: Reggie Yatesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Extreme South Africa (R,S,HD). 2.00 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Crash (R,S,HD).

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7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys Goes to Ireland (R,HD). 8.00 Horizon: What Happened Before the Big Bang? (R,HD). 9.00 Animals Through the Night: Sleepover at the Zoo (HD). The sleep patterns of various creatures. 10.30 5 Broken Cameras (2011). Premiere. Documentary examining activism in the West Bank. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 12.00 The Fantastical World of Hormones with Dr John Wass (R,HD). 1.00 Brushing Up On â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Miniature Britain (R,HD). 1.30 The Brits Who Built the Modern World (R,HD). 2.30 Animals Through the Night: Sleepover at the Zoo (R,HD).

12.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 12.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). Chesterfield v Portsmouth. 1.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 2.30 The Footballersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Football Show (HD). 3.30 Football Gold (S). 3.45 Football Gold (S). 4.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). 5.00 The Footballersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Football Show (HD).

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TV PICKS

DEATH IN PARADISE 9pm, BBC1

DI Goodman is called in to investigate the death of former surgeon Emma Redding at a retirement home. Guest starring Joanna David.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Countryside 999 (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts (S,HD). 4.30 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

MIDSOMER MURDERS 8pm, ITV

Barnaby and Jones investigate the death of an amateur astronomer who was killed by a blow to the head with a meteorite during a total eclipse of the sun. Murder mystery, guest starring Maureen Lipman and Kenny Ireland, with Neil Dudgeon, Fiona Dolman and Jason Hughes.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer 7.05 Countryside 999 7.50 Caught Red Handed 8.20 Helicopter Heroes 9.05 Great British Garden Revival 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 News 11.30 World News 12.00 Politics 1.00 The A to Z of TV Gardening 1.10 War Walks 1.40 First Eden 2.40 Cagney & Lacey 3.25 Bergerac 4.15 Are You Being Served? 4.45 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE 8pm, BBC2

THE MENTALIST 9pm, Channel 5

The eight remaining contestants are tested on their ability to handle stretchy fabric, having to make a pair of leggings and fashion a garment out of a T-shirt.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Dickinsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Real Deal (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

The FBI reluctantly asks Jane to help find a missing computer programmer who worked on the security system at the governmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Federal Reserve bank, and he agrees on the condition that the agency let Lisbon assist him. Drama, starring Simon Baker, Robin Tunney and Owain Yeoman.

Channel 4

6.20 Countdown 7.05 Paralympic Winter Games â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Countdown 7.10 Will & Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (S). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions (R,S,HD). 5.00 Coach Trip (S,HD). 5.30 Superstar Dogs: Countdown to Crufts (S).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Police Interceptors (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Trauma Doctors (R,S,HD). A pedestrian is struck by a car and loses his memory. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). A scientist goes missing. 3.15 Film: Deadly Isolation (S) (2005). Thriller, starring Sherilyn Fenn. â&#x2014;?â&#x2014;? 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Holby City, 8pm

Revenge of the Egghead, 6pm

Emmerdale, 7pm

Kirstieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Best of Both Worlds, 8pm

Benidorm ER, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 11/22. Bart falls for Rainier Wolfcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s daughter. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Fraser makes a rash decision.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Zac, Hannah, Tamara and Casey race to rescue Kyle and the twins. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Live chat and topical reports. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Phil catches Ronnie hunting for the incriminating evidence.

6.00 Revenge of the Egghead (S,HD). 7/30. Spin-off from the popular quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Sport Reliefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Top Dog (S,HD). 2/15. 7.00 Permission Impossible: Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Planners (S,HD). 5/8. A proposal to build a student village on greenbelt land in Chester divides the locals.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Hour-long episode. Dr Maguire admits to Dom that the prognosis is not good as Gemma lies motionless in hospital.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.55 Paralympic Winter Games â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Countdown (S). 3/5. Interviews with athletes competing at the 2014 Winter Paralympics.

7.00 The Dog Rescuers (R,S,HD). 7/10. 7.30 Police 5 (S,HD). Crime prevention advice and appeals for information. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 21/52. Guy is on a mission to boost the Tressler Neurosurgical Foundationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s profile, Ric sets out to restore Jessâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s faith in him as a father and Jonny forgets Bonnieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 30th birthday.

8.00 The Great British Sewing Bee (S,HD). 3/8. See Choice Above.

8.00 Midsomer Murders (R,S,HD). 3/6. See Choice Above.

8.00 Kirstieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Best of Both Worlds (S,HD). 2/7. Kirstie Allsopp meets a Gloucester couple who want a character-filled family home with an annexe, located somewhere between the city and the surrounding Cotswolds countryside.

8.00 Benidorm ER (S,HD). Dentist Khaddi Abba treats a 74-yearold man with a painful swelling under his right eye, while a Chesterfield woman is admitted to hospital after falling on her hotel stairs. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Death in Paradise (S,HD). 8/8. See Choice Above.

9.00 An Hour to Save Your Life (S,HD). 1/3. New series. The lifeor-death decisions facing medical staff in the first critical hour of emergency care, following the stories of three patients from the moment 999 is called.

9.00 The Taste (S,HD). 9/10. See Choice Above.

9.00 The Mentalist (S,HD). 10/22. See Choice Above.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 Regional Programme (S).

10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme (R,S,HD). 1/6. With guests Quentin Willson, Bradley Walsh and Richard Osman. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 Strippers (S). 2/3. A look inside three lap-dancing bars at a single junction in Edinburgh, where a girl talks about earning up to ÂŁ4,000 a night and another tries to make ends meet.

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (S,HD). 5/24. A PR executive is found dead in a fountain and Stabler and Benson have to untangle a web of love, lies and jealousy to find the killer.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News West Country (S). 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show (R,S,HD). 9/10. The host chats to supermodel Claudia Schiffer, comedian Dara O Briain, Sex and the City actress Kristin Davis and rapper-turned-actor Ice Cube. Plus, music by Rufus Wainwright.

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11.35 Mayhem & Mishaps: Britain Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). Mark Chapman presents a catalogue of typical everyday accidents.

11.20 Mind the Gap: London vs the Rest (R,S,HD). 1/2. Part one of two. Evan Davis examines the economic forces polarising Britain.

11.40 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R,S). Memories of past adventures.

11.00 Three Wives, One Husband (R,S,HD). 1/2. Part one of two. An insight into a religious community in Arizona.

11.00 Body of Proof (R,S,HD). 6/20. A champion equestrian is found dead in the woods.

12.35 Weatherview (S). 12.40 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 The Super League Show (S). 1.05 Sign Zone: Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Great War (R,S). 2.05 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD). 4.00 Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Great War (S,HD). 4.55 The Burrowers (S,HD). 5.25 Schools â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Seeking Refuge (S,HD). 5.50 Schools â&#x20AC;&#x201C; In My Shoes: Rotterdam (S,HD).

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Loose Women (R,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.00 Random Acts (S). 12.05 Poker (S). 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 1.30 Paralympic Winter Games â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Countdown (R,S). 1.35 Beach Volleyball (S). 2.30 Sochi Special: Paralympic Winter Games (R,S). 2.55 Trans World Sport (R,S). 3.50 The Grid (R,S). 4.20 Arenacross (R,S). 4.45 Freesports on 4 (R,S).

12.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (R,S,HD). A man is killed in an explosion. 12.55 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 Henry VIII & Anne: The Lovers Who Changed History (R,S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Great Artists (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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It’s the semi-final of the culinary competition and the five remaining cooks are challenged to use just three ingredients in their creations. Nigella Lawson, Anthony Bourdain and Ludo Lefebvre are the judges.

ITV2 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! 7.45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.30 Dinner Date 9.30 Real Housewives of Atlanta 10.30 Real Housewives of New Jersey 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker 12.30 Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street 2.00 Jeremy Kyle Show 4.10 Housewives of New Jersey 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker

OUTNUMBERED 9pm, GOLD

The first episode of the sitcom looking at the trials of raising three young children. The siblings cause chaos when Sue loses her car keys just before the school run. Hugh Dennis and Claire Skinner star as the harassed parents, alongside Tyger Drew-Honey, Daniel Roche and Ramona Marquez.

E4 6.00 Switched 6.25 90210 7.10 Ugly Betty 8.00 Charmed 9.00 Glee 10.00 New Girl 10.30 The Mindy Project 11.00 Charmed 12.00 Rules of Engagement 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 Big Bang Theory 3.00 New Girl 3.30 The Mindy Project 4.00 Rules of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

Sky1 6.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R). 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). Chin Ho finds a box containing a human head. 3.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 3.30 Futurama (R,S,HD). 4.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

THE TASTE 9pm, Channel 4

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 7.45pm, E4

PITCH BLACK 10pm, ITV2

The survivors of a spaceship crash turn to a murderer to save them when they are attacked by predators. Horror, with Vin Diesel and Radha Mitchell.

A lazy shelf stacker and an ambitious checkout attendant compete to win a company award. Comedy, with Jessica Simpson.

GOLD 7.00 ’Allo ’Allo! 8.00 As Time Goes By 8.40 Goodnight Sweetheart. 9.20 Seven of One. 10.00 Waiting for God 10.40 Last of the Summer Wine 12.00 Ever Decreasing Circles 12.40 Only Fools and Horses 2.40 ’Allo ’Allo! 3.40 As Time Goes By 4.20 Goodnight Sweetheart. 5.00 Seven of One. 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 FL72 Highlights 10.00 Capital One Cup Final 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00 FL72 Review. 1.00 SPFL RoundUp (HD). 1.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). 2.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 3.00 FL72 Review. 4.00 Football Gold (S). 4.30 Football Asia (S). 5.00 Premier League Review

The Vampire Diaries, 9pm

Troy, 10pm

Hawaii Five-0, 8pm

Outnumbered, 9pm

Revista De La Liga, 7pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 16/30. A man from Essex takes part in the dating show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/17. Penny appears in a musical. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11/17.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 12/24. Mitchell and Cameron hire a Hispanic gardener. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 6/11. News of an imminent death rocks the friends.

6.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 6.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 16/23. Featuring golfing mishaps. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1/26.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). 7.30 Rude Tube: The Best of the Best (R,S). 7.45 Employee of the Month (S,HD) (2006). See Choice Above. ●●

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 16/22. Homer suffers a bout of incontinence. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/22. Marge breaks her leg.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/6. The Trotters help a damsel in distress. 7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/6. Del cashes in on a miracle.

7.00 Revista De La Liga (HD). Scott Minto presents highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 17/24. Alan and Charlie worry about their mother’s funeral. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 18/24.

8.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 7/24. McGarrett’s sister asks him to look after her newly adopted baby, so he, Danny and Chin share babysitting duties while investigating a murder.

8.20 Yes, Prime Minister (S). 2/8. The PM makes his first public broadcast.

8.00 Premier League Review (HD). A look back at recent fixtures in the English Premier League, as the season continued with matches affecting both ends of the table.

9.00 The Vampire Diaries (S,HD). 10/22. Damon and Stefan plan to save Elena from Wes, while Katherine begins to really struggle as the aging process speeds up.

9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S). 6/24. A top-secret mission to bring down a dangerous cartel with terrorist connections is compromised by a computer hacker – who turns out to be a 15-yearold girl.

9.00 Outnumbered (S). 1/6. See Choice Above. 9.40 Outnumbered (S). 2/6. Pete puts his job on the line.

9.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Spain team from 20082012. 9.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the France team from 19982000.

10.00 Pitch Black (S,HD) (2000). See Choice Above. ●●●

12.15 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.10 The Vampire Diaries (R,S,HD). Damon and Stefan plan to save Elena from Wes. 2.00 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

10.20 Outnumbered (S). 3/6. 10.00 The Smoke (R,S,HD). 10.00 Troy (S,HD). 4/6. The Sue gets stuck in traffic 2/8. Kev becomes magician baffles and with the children. convinced Trish is going amazes unsuspecting to leave him, while Mal’s members of the public, failings as a friend are making mischief at a highlighted by both boat party and stunning firefighters’ reactions to a crowd with his minda tragic incident on the reading skills. tube.

10.00 Revista De La Liga (HD). Scott Minto presents highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 A League of Their (R,S,HD). 7/24. Own (R,S,HD). 8/10. With Vincent Kompany, 11.30 The Big Bang Theory Lee Mack and Billie (R,S,HD). 8/24. The Piper. friends cross paths again with Wil Wheaton.

11.00 Rev (S). 6/7. Lay reader Nigel gets the chance to prove his worth. 11.40 The Great Outdoors (S). 3/3. Bob and Christine’s rivalry comes to a head.

11.00 Premier League Review (HD). A look back at recent fixtures in the English Premier League.

12.00 Rude Tube: WTF?!? (R,S,HD). 1.05 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 2.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 2.20 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.45 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 3.05 One Tree Hill (R,S,HD). 3.45 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.30 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.20 Outnumbered (S). The children cause chaos when Sue loses her car keys. 1.00 Outnumbered (S). Pete puts his job on the line. 1.30 Outnumbered (S). Sue gets stuck in traffic with the children. 2.00 Rev (S). 2.30 The Great Outdoors (S). 3.00 Close

12.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 12.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 1.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 1.30 Football Asia (S). 2.00 Revista De La Liga (HD). 3.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD).

12.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Armed and Dangerous: Ultimate Forces (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 4.30 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

BBC3

7.00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD). Cumbria’s male answer to Kim Kardashian. 7.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD). A fake-tan extremist and a neon-loving casino worker. 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). Motorbike enthusiast Luke organises his wedding. Last in the series. 9.00 Hair (S,HD). The seven remaining stylists create a layered cut. 10.00 Pramface (S,HD). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.05 Hair (R,S,HD). 1.05 Pramface (R,S,HD). 1.35 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 2.05 The Millionaire Preacher: Reggie Yates’ Extreme South Africa (R,S,HD). 3.00 Hair (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. The day’s leading stories. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys Goes to Ireland (R,HD). 8.00 Weird Nature (R). 8.30 Secrets of Bones (HD). 9.00 Billy Elliot (HD) (2000). Comedy drama, starring Jamie Bell. ●●●●● 10.45 The First World War (R,HD). The global impact of the conflict. 11.35 Timewatch: Captain Cook – The Man Behind the Legend (R). The forces that drove the explorer to achieve success. 12.35 Timeshift: The Golden Age of Coach Travel (R). 1.35 Weird Nature (R). 2.05 Secrets of Bones (R,HD). 2.35 Mend Me: A Horizon Guide to Transplants (R).

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TV PICKS

LINE OF DUTY 9pm, BBC2

Denton implies that Dryden was embroiled in a wider conspiracy, and Arnott uncovers evidence that a tracker had been planted on one of the convoy vehicles.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Heir Hunters (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Countryside 999 (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts (S,HD). 4.30 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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WATERLOO ROAD 8pm, BBC1

Christine wakes up with a terrible hangover and, in an error of judgement, drives to school under the influence of alcohol. From that moment onward, her day goes from bad to worse - until her whole future hangs in the balance. Meanwhile, Kacey Barry returns from America to a hero’s welcome.

BBC2

9.00 Sign Zone: Inside the Animal Mind (R,S). 10.00 Sign Zone: An Island Parish (R,S). 10.30 Sign Zone: See Hear (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 1.10 War Walks (R,S). 1.40 The First Eden (R,S). 2.40 Cagney & Lacey (R,S). 3.25 Bergerac (R,S). 4.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 4.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (R,S). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S).

LIVE INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL 7.30pm, ITV

FIRST DATES 10pm, Channel 4

England v Denmark (Kickoff 8.00pm). Coverage of the match from Wembley Stadium, the first of England’s four international friendlies leading into the World Cup.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With guest John Barrowman. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). From Welford Road stadium in Leicester. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

Dating show in which singletons meet up with possible partners at a restaurant, hoping to find love. Each person has chosen their date based solely on an internet photograph, and at the end of the meal, they decide whether they want to take things further.

Channel 4

7.05 Paralympic Winter Games – The Countdown (R,S). 7.10 Will & Grace (R,S,HD). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.30 Frasier (R,S). 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (S). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions (R,S,HD). 5.00 Coach Trip (S,HD). 5.30 Superstar Dogs: Countdown to Crufts (S).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Police Interceptors (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 The Gadget Show (R,S,HD). The team tests the strength of tablet cases. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Final Verdict (S,HD) (2009). Thriller, starring Erica Durance. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Irene is furious to learn Spencer and Sasha have been hiding at the school. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

7.00 Coronation Street (S,HD). Peter and Tina’s plans for a night away are scuppered. 7.30 Live International Football (S,HD). England v Denmark (Kick-off 8.00pm). See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.55 Paralympic Winter Games – The Countdown (S). 4/5. Interviews with athletes competing at the 2014 Winter Paralympics.

7.00 The Lost Orphan: A Home for Mirela (S,HD). Natalie Pinkham tries to raise £187,000 to build a new home for a Romanian teenager. Followed by 5 News Update.

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6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 12/22. Bart befriends a film star. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Suspicion falls on Sienna after baby Rose disappears.

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6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

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Tipping Point, 4pm

6.00 Revenge of the Egghead (S,HD). 8/30. Spin-off from the popular quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog (S,HD). 3/15. 7.00 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners (S,HD). 6/8. A former Navy pilot hopes to get the go-ahead to run outdoor adventure activities in Frodsham, Cheshire.

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine show featuring topical reports from around the UK and big-name studio guests. 8.00 Waterloo Road (S,HD). 19/20. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Restaurant Man (S,HD). 6/6. Russell Norman helps two sisters opening a cafe in the Warwickshire village of Dunchurch, taking them to Paris and an upmarket London hotel for inspiration. Last in the series.

8.00 The Restoration Man (R,S,HD). 1/6. Architect George Clarke is on hand to advise James and Lois Denning on the conversion of an oast house into a grand nine-bedroom dream home.

8.00 Left for Dead by the Yorkshire Ripper (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Outnumbered (S,HD). 6/6. Auntie Angela visits when Grandad falls ill. Last in the series. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys (R,S,HD). 6/6. Maria goes into labour. Last in the series.

9.00 Line of Duty (S,HD). 4/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 24 Hours in A&E (R,S,HD). 21/21. Medics treat a 79-yearold man with acute stomach discomfort, a wine merchant who collapsed with chest pain, and a retired soldier experiencing blurred vision.

9.00 NCIS (S,HD). 5/24. The team suspects a case of mistaken identity when a petty officer is gunned down by a motorcyclist while driving a billionaire’s sports car.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 A Question of Sport (S,HD). 18/36. With Gail Emms, Robbie Hunter-Paul, Chris Woakes and Kristian Thomas.

10.00 Inside No 9 (S,HD). 5/6. An understudy dreams of taking over the lead role in a production of Macbeth. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.10 ITV News and Weather (S). 10.40 ITV News West Country (S); Weather. 10.45 International Football Highlights (S,HD). England v Denmark. Adrian Chiles is joined by Lee Dixon to look back at the best of the action from tonight’s friendly at Wembley Stadium.

10.00 First Dates (S). 4/8. See Choices Above.

10.00 Suspects (S,HD). 4/10. Jack and Charlie investigate when a campaigner for voluntary euthanasia is found unconscious in his penthouse flat after taking an apparent drugs overdose.

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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Waterloo Road, 8pm

11.05 Film 2014 (S,HD). 7/7. Reviews of The Grand Budapest Hotel, Under the Skin and 300: Rise of an Empire. Last in the series. 11.35 Blandings (R,S,HD). 3/7.

11.20 An Hour to Save Your Life (R,S,HD). 1/3. The life-or-death decisions facing medical staff in the first critical hour of emergency care.

11.45 Corfu: A Tale of Two Islands (R,S,HD). 7/8. Two landscape architects talk about their work.

11.00 Strippers (R,S). 2/3. A look inside three lap-dancing bars in Edinburgh.

11.00 Law & Order: SVU – Dangerous Minds (R,S,HD). 2/22. A teenager disappears after making a shocking confession.

12.05 Weatherview (S). 12.10 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: See Hear (R,S,HD). 12.50 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD).

12.15 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Film: Burn After Reading (S,HD) (2008). See Choices Above. ●●●● 4.35 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.00 Random Acts (S). 12.05 Film: World Trade Center (S,HD) (2006). See Choices Above. ●●● 2.10 Paralympic Winter Games – The Countdown (R,S). 2.15 Film: The Opposite Sex (S) (1956). ●● 4.10 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 4.15 Location, Location, Location (R,S). 5.10 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard (R,S,HD).

12.00 Law & Order: SVU – Dangerous Minds (R,S,HD). A man is suspected of multiple killings. 12.55 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 Brain Hospital: Saving Lives (R,S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Great Artists (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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THE TOMORROW PEOPLE 9pm, E4

Women who survived attacks by Peter Sutcliffe recount their experiences, revealing that the policeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s failure to take notice of them may have delayed the investigation.

John finds himself in a dangerous situation, but Stephen faces a dilemma as rescuing him would mean having to reveal himself to Ultra. Meanwhile, Cara and Russell negotiate a trade with Jedikiah that leads him to take a huge risk. American sci-fi drama, guest starring Nicholas Young.

ITV2 9.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (S,HD).

Sky1

10.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 12.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 3.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 4.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

LEFT FOR DEAD BY THE YORKSHIRE RIPPER 8pm, Channel 5

BURN AFTER READING 3am, ITV

Two gym employees gain possession of the manuscript for a CIA agentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tell-all book. Comedy with George Clooney.

GOLD

6.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). The director of the tsunami warning centre is abducted. 3.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.30 Futurama (R,S,HD). 4.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

WORLD TRADE CENTER 12.05am, Channel 4

8.55 Seven of One. 9.35 Waiting for God (S). 10.15 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 11.35 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 12.15 Yes, Prime Minister (S). 12.55 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2.15 The Green Green Grass (S). 2.55 â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! (S). 3.40 As Time Goes By (S). 4.20 Goodnight Sweetheart. 5.00 Seven of One. 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Drama about two police officers trapped in the wreckage of the Twin Towers while they oversaw the evacuation. Starring Nicolas Cage.

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 Ashes Modern Classics (S,HD). A review of Ricky Pontingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performances in Ashes Test matches. 8.25 Live Test Cricket (HD). South Africa v Australia. 4.00 Ashes Modern Classics (S,HD). 5.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). A profile of the Spain team from 2008-2012.

The Only Way Is Essex, 10pm

Rude Tube: WTF?!?, 10pm

Duck Quacks â&#x20AC;Ś 9pm

Blackadder II, 9pm

Live Football, 8.55pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 13/30. Londoner Ian chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12/17. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 13/17.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 14/24. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 21/22. Bart buys a rare comic.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 8/11. Howard grapples with a life-like gorilla.

6.00 Boots â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; All (HD). Super League review.

7.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 17/23. Featuring bad manners and baby animals. 7.30 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2/26.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sam, Danny and Sandy make a shocking discovery. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 19/22.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/22. Homer discovers Grampa may not be his father. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 23/24.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3/6. The Trotters are caught up in an attempted robbery. 7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4/6.

7.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 7.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest International Teams (S,HD).

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 19/24. Charlie bonds with Herbâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sister. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 20/24. Alan looks forward to Judithâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wedding.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 4/24. Barney learns how Ted feels about Robin. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/24. Sheldon re-evaluates the time he spends with Amy.

8.00 Duck Quacks Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Echo (R,S). 1/8. Comedy panel game. 8.30 Duck Quacks Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Echo (R,S,HD). 2/8. With Olivia Colman, Rhod Gilbert and Paul Hollywood.

8.20 Yes, Prime Minister (S). 6/8. Jim clashes with the Foreign Office.

9.00 Party Wright Around the World (S,HD). 2/6. Former The Only Way Is Essex star Mark Wright heads to the Canadian countryside to plan a hoedown for a group of cowboys.

9.00 The Tomorrow People (S,HD). 9/22. See Choices Above.

9.00 Duck Quacks Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Echo (R,S,HD). 4/8. Lee Mack hosts the comedy panel game in which Miranda Hart, Stephen Graham and Richard Ayoade come up with all manner of amazing facts.

9.00 Blackadder II (S). 6/6. Edmund and Lord Melchett are kidnapped. 9.40 Blackadder the Third (S). 6/6. The Duke of Wellington challenges the prince to a duel.

8.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 8.25 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest International Teams. 8.55 Live International Football (HD). Spain v Italy (Kick-off 9.00pm). Coverage of the friendly encounter at the Estadio Vicente Calderon in Madrid, as both teams continue their World Cup preparations.

10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.00 Rude Tube: WTF?!? (S,HD). 4/12. Reality (R,S,HD). 2/6. Alex Zane programme following a presents 50 of the group of people in internetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most Essex. extraordinary videos, from rodent 10.50 The Big Reunion 2014 toothbrushes and a (R,S,HD). 4/8. Swedish bear dance to an unusual method of unblocking a toilet.

10.20 Blackadder Goes Forth 10.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funniest (S). 6/6. Capt Blackadder Moments (R,S,HD). A pretends to be insane. look back at comical incidents from the world of Premier League football, including interviews with players and pundits.

11.00 My Mad Fat Diary 11.00 A League of Their 11.50 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 3/7. Rae tries to Own: Unseen (R,S,HD). (R,S,HD). 19/24. Charlie fit in with the cool Out-takes, gaffes and bonds with Herbâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sister. crowd at college. unseen footage.

12.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.45 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). 1.30 Party Wright Around the World (R,S,HD). Mark Wright plans a hoedown for a group of cowboys in Canada. 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.05 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 12.35 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 1.10 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 1.40 The Midnight Beast (R,S,HD). 2.10 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.50 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.35 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.00 Road Wars (R,S). A driver demolishes a house with his van. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Armed and Dangerous: Ultimate Forces (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 4.30 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

11.00 The Bleak Old Shop of 11.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest (S). Stuff (S). 1/3. Dickensian The career of Paolo comedy adventure, Maldini. starring Robert Webb. 11.30 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greatest 11.40 Rev (S). 7/7. International Teams (S,HD). 12.20 Blackadder II (S). Edmund and Lord Melchett are kidnapped. 1.00 Blackadder the Third (S). The Duke of Wellington challenges the prince to a duel. 1.30 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). Capt Blackadder pretends to be insane. 2.00 The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff (S). 2.30 Rev (S). 3.00 Close

12.00 International Football (HD). Republic of Ireland v Serbia. 1.00 International Football (HD). Wales v Iceland. 2.00 International Football (HD). Spain v Italy. 3.00 International Football (HD). 4.00 International Football (HD). 5.00 International Football (HD).

BBC3

7.00 Total Wipeout (R,S). Adventure game show. 8.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride (R,S). A 30-year-old from Wales takes sole charge of organising his wedding. 9.00 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents (S,HD). Teenagers visit Sundown in Norfolk for their first-ever festival experience. 10.00 Jaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;mie: Private School Girl (S,HD). 10.30 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents (R,S,HD). 1.10 Jaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;mie: Private School Girl (R,S,HD). 1.35 Pramface (R,S,HD). 2.05 Hair (R,S,HD). 3.05 Great Movie Mistakes: Revenge of the Fifth (R,S). 3.30 Pramface (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys Goes to Ireland (R,HD). 8.00 Bombay Railway (R). Part one of two. The pressures surrounding the Indian cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s railway system. 9.00 Dancing in the Blitz: How World War 2 Made British Ballet (HD). 10.00 Great Barrier Reef (R,HD). 11.00 Parks and Recreation (HD). 11.20 Parks and Recreation (HD). 11.45 Lost Kingdoms of South America (R,HD). 12.40 Bombay Railway (R). 1.45 The Golden Age of Canals (R). 2.45 Dancing in the Blitz: How World War 2 Made British Ballet (R).

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TV PICKS

DIY SOS: THE BIG BUILD 9pm, BBC1

CORONATION STREET: A MOVING STORY 9pm, ITV

Filmed over two years, this documentary follows the Manchester soap’s transfer from its 53-year-old base at Granada Studios to its new home in Trafford Park. Featuring behind-thescenes access as stars of the show pack up their dressing rooms and film their final scenes at the old site.

Nick Knowles and the team take on their biggest home build ever, helping a fatherof-six in Misterton, Nottinghamshire.

BBC1

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BBC2

9.05 Sign Zone: Bible Hunters (R,S). 10.05 Sign Zone: An Island Parish (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (R,S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 1.10 War Walks (R,S). 1.40 The First Eden (R,S). 2.40 Cagney & Lacey (R,S). 3.25 Bergerac (R,S). 4.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 4.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (R,S). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S).

37 DAYS 9pm, BBC2

Political thriller charting the events in the corridors of power in the days leading up to the outbreak of the First World War. Ian McDiarmid and Rainer Sellien star.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). From Macclesfield in Cheshire. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

THE REPO MAN 10pm, Channel 4

Bailiff Sean James repossesses cars belonging to debtors who have taken out high-interest logbook loans and failed to keep up their repayments. During the worst snowfall in 30 years, he spots an opportunity to carry out his work while most people are stranded in their homes.

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Police Interceptors (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Henry VIII & Anne: The Lovers Who Changed History (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Obsession (S,HD) (2011). See Choices Above. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Imogen breaks up with Mason.

The HAiry Bikers’ Asian … 8pm

Edge of Heaven, 10.35pm

The Repo Man, 10pm

The Hotel Inspector, 9pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 13/22. Grampa tries to woo a beautiful woman. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Hannah and Zac tell Oscar and Evelyn about the death of their father. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topical stories from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Ronnie makes a confession to Roxy. Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

6.00 Revenge of the Egghead (S,HD). 9/30. Spin-off from the popular quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog (S,HD). 4/15. 7.00 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners (S,HD). 7/8. A proposal to build 523 homes on greenbelt land meets opposition from locals.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Belle is full of guilt as she waits for the police to question her. 7.30 The Rise of the Working Poor: Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.55 Paralympic Winter Games – The Countdown (S). 5/5. Interviews with athletes competing at the 2014 Winter Paralympics. Last in the series.

7.00 The Truth About Travellers (R,S). Henry McKean explores the culture of travellers in modern Ireland. Followed by 5 News Update.

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The One Show, 7pm

8.00 Holiday Hit Squad (S,HD). 1/4. New series. Angela Rippon investigates the perils of balconies, Helen Skelton joins Dr Chris van Tulleken at a popup beach surgery and Joe Crowley visits a much-criticised hotel.

8.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure (S,HD). 4/6. Dave Myers and Si King continue their culinary journey by heading to Japan, where they visit Tokyo’s famous fish market and take part in a sumowrestling bout.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Lisa is shocked by her daughter’s revelations. 8.30 Birds of a Feather (S,HD). 8/8. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Hoarder Next Door (S). 1/6. New series. Psychotherapist Stelios Kiosses and the team visit a Kent couple whose back garden is home to 31 rabbits, as well as several dogs, guinea pigs and chickens.

8.00 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief (S,HD). New series. Reformed thief Richard Taylor and policeman Will Davies visit stores around the nation demonstrating scams used to steal goods and revealing lapses in security. Followed by 5 News.

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9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 37 Days (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Coronation Street: A Moving Story (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 The Floods That Foiled New Year: Caught on Camera (S). Documentary looking at the flooding that caused misery for thousands of homeowners across the nation throughout winter, featuring eyewitness testimony and expert commentary.

9.00 The Hotel Inspector (S,HD). 5/8. Alex Polizzi visits the struggling Paramount Hotel in Nottingham, and comes close to walking out for the first time ever as she tries to help the owners reverse their fortunes.

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10.00 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience (R,S). 1/4. The comedian samples the life of a refuse collector in Barry. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News West Country (S); Weather. 10.35 Edge of Heaven (R,S,HD). 2/6. Carly returns to Margate with a new partner in tow, so Alfie hooks up with a former schoolmate, determined to show his ex he has moved on.

10.00 The Repo Man (R,S,HD). 2/2. See Choices Above.

10.00 70-Stone and Almost Dead (R,S,HD). Documentary following 70-stone Keith Mason as he enlists obesity specialists at the Homerton University Hospital in east London to help prepare him for life-saving surgery.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Question Time (S,HD). 23/38. David Dimbleby chairs the topical debate from Barking, east London, where the audience puts questions to panellists including Michael Heseltine, Simon Hughes and Rachel Reeves. 11.35 This Week (S). The past seven days in politics.

11.20 The Restaurant Man (R,S,HD). 3/6. Russell Norman helps the owner of a Swedish diner in Macclesfield.

11.35 The Cube (R,S,HD). Game show, hosted by Phillip Schofield.

11.05 The CCTV Traffic Wardens: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). Council efforts to improve Bristol’s gridlocked roads.

11.00 The Boy They Call Fish: Extraordinary People (R,S,HD). 2/3. A Vietnamese teenager with a rare skin condition.

12.20 Skiing Weatherview (S). 12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Hungry Britain? – Panorama (R,S). 12.50 Sign Zone: Horizon: Sugar v Fat (R,S). 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD).

12.30 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Rise of the Working Poor: Tonight (R,S,HD). Aasmah Mir meets families struggling to make ends meet. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.05 One Born Every Minute (R,S). 1.00 Random Acts (S). 1.05 First Dates (R,S). 2.00 Scandimania (R,S,HD). 2.55 Food Unwrapped (R,S). 3.20 Undercover: Hate on the Terraces – Channel 4 Dispatches (R,S). 3.50 Fish Fight: Hugh’s Last Stand (R,S,HD). 4.45 Paralympic Winter Games – The Countdown (R,S). 4.50 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). A couple with young children are evicted a few days before Christmas. 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). Ann Maurice revamps a Leeds flat. 4.25 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Great Artists (R,S). Spanish painter Velazquez. 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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Tracey and Sharon get a glimpse of their future together when they see two elderly sisters in a supermarket, making them worry about what life has in store for them. Sitcom, starring Pauline Quirke.

ITV2 9.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Cube (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 4.10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S,HD). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (S,HD).

OBSESSION 3.15pm, Channel 5

A woman receives a promotion at work that entails moving to a different city, so decides to end her relationship with her boyfriend and make a fresh start. However, he does not take kindly to the rejection and begins stalking her. Thriller, starring Charisma Carpenter and Dylan Neal.

Sky1 6.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 3.30 Futurama (R,S). 4.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). The families prepare for Valentine’s Day.

SATELLITE PICKS

BIRDS OF A FEATHER 8.30pm, ITV

BROOKLYN NINENINE 9pm, E4

THE SMOKE 9pm, Sky1

The White Watch firefighters turn up in force to cheer on Little Al in his latest cage fight. Starring Jamie Bamber, Rhashan Stone and Gerard Kearns.

Jake’s dreams come true when he gets the chance to spend the day with his hero - former crime reporter Jimmy Brogan.

GOLD 8.55 Seven of One. 9.35 Waiting for God (S). 10.15 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 11.35 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 12.15 Yes, Prime Minister (S). 12.55 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2.15 The Green Green Grass (S). 2.55 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 3.40 As Time Goes By (S). 4.20 Goodnight Sweetheart. 5.00 Seven of One. 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

Sky Sports 1 9.00 International Football (HD). 3.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (S,HD). 4.00 International Football (HD). Spain v Italy. Highlights of the friendly encounter at the Estadio Vicente Calderon in Madrid, as both teams continued their World Cup preparations. 5.00 FL72 Preview. A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures.

Fake Reaction, 10pm

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 9pm

Arrow, 8pm

Gavin & Stacey, 9pm

Live Super League, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 14/30. Nico from Cheshire picks three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 14/17. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 15/17.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 16/24. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 11/22.

6.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10/11. Cupid’s arrow targets Truly.

6.00 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 18/23. The antics of men behaving stupidly. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3/26.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Fraser’s world threatens to come crashing down around him. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 20/22.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 4/24. Bart is befriended by mobsters. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 22/22. With the guest voice of Lady Gaga.

7.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 5/6. Rodney becomes a film-maker. 7.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 6/6. A millionaire offers Del a partnership.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 21/24. Alan and Charlie contemplate their sexualities. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 22/24. Charlie takes Jake to the racetrack.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/24. Sheldon unwittingly makes a scientific breakthrough. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (S,HD). 5/24.

8.00 Arrow (S,HD). 12/23. The vigilante offers to train Roy, but the rebellious teen refuses to listen unless he reveals his identity.

8.20 Fawlty Towers (S). 1/6. In the first episode of the comedy, Basil tries to upgrade his clientele.

7.00 Super League Superstars (HD). Weekly chat show featuring people from the world of rugby league. 7.30 Live Super League (HD). Widnes Vikings v Salford Red Devils (Kickoff 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of the Super League clash at the Stadium Halton.

9.00 The Smoke (S,HD). 3/8. See Choices Above.

9.00 Gavin & Stacey (S). 2/6. Pam and Mick host a beer and curry night. 9.40 Gavin & Stacey (S). 3/6. Smithy worries about seeing Nessa again.

9.00 The Big Reunion 2014 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (S,HD). 8/22. See Choices (S,HD). 5/8. Damage and Above. Girl Thing have explosive reunions. Meanwhile, 9.30 The Inbetweeners the newly formed band (R,S). 1/6. Carli organises 5th Story hit the record a fashion show. studio for the first time.

10.00 Fake Reaction (S,HD). 10.00 Fresh Meat (R,S,HD). 10/10. With Ryan 1/8. Josie invites the Fletcher, Dougie gang to a party at her Poynter, Mae Martin new home in and Mutya Buena. Last Southampton. in the series. 10.55 Troy (R,S,HD). 4/6. The 10.50 Mom (R,S,HD). 8/22. magician baffles and Christy becomes nervous amazes unsuspecting about her romantic members of the public. getaway with Adam.

10.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). 4/6. 10.15 FL72 Preview. A look 10.00 Revolution (R,S,HD). Pete and Dawn renew 10/20. The sci-fi drama ahead to the latest their wedding vows. returns after an 11-week round of fixtures in the break. Miles is ready to Championship, League launch the next One and League Two. offensive, but Monroe wants his payment first. Aaron makes a remarkable discovery in Spring City.

11.20 Mom (R,S,HD). 9/22. Bonnie loses both her job and her apartment. 11.50 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 21/24. Alan and Charlie contemplate their sexualities.

11.00 A League of Their Own: Unseen (R,S,HD). Out-takes, gaffes and unseen footage.

11.00 The Bleak Old Shop of 11.15 The Rugby Club (HD). Stuff (S). 2/3. Jedrington Rugby union magazine. questions the morality of his business empire. 11.40 The Black Adder (S). 5/6. Edmund is accused of witchcraft.

12.00 Road Wars (R,S). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Armed and Dangerous: Ultimate Forces (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 4.30 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

12.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). Pam and Mick host a beer and curry night. 1.00 Gavin & Stacey (S). Smithy worries about seeing Nessa again. 1.30 Gavin & Stacey (S). Pete and Dawn renew their wedding vows. 2.00 The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff (S). 2.30 The Black Adder (S). 3.00 Close

12.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.50 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). Reality programme following a group of people in Essex. 1.35 The Big Reunion 2014 (R,S,HD). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). Alex Zane presents a countdown of internet stars. 1.05 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 1.35 Revenge (R,S,HD). 2.25 My Mad Fat Diary (R,S,HD). 3.15 Fresh Meat (R,S,HD). 3.55 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.40 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD). Justin falls in with the wrong crowd.

12.15 Super League (HD). Widnes Vikings v Salford Red Devils. 1.15 Premier League Darts (HD). The fifth round of the season from Exeter. 4.45 Darts Gold (HD). Phil Taylor v Michael van Gerwen. 5.00 Super League (HD). Widnes Vikings v Salford Red Devils.

BBC3

7.00 Great Movie Mistakes (R,S). 7.05 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). Groom-to-be Sam Ollershaw takes sole charge of organising his wedding. 8.00 Hair (R,S,HD). The seven remaining stylists create a layered cut. 9.00 Junior Paramedics (S,HD). The students deal with a woman having a heartattack. 10.00 Bluestone 42 (S,HD). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S). 12.30 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 1.00 Junior Paramedics (R,S,HD). 2.00 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 2.30 Pramface (R,S,HD). 3.00 Junior Paramedics (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 8.00 Ever Decreasing Circles (R). 8.30 Brushing Up On – British Statues (HD). 9.00 The Bermuda Triangle: Beneath the Waves (R). The mystery of vanishing ships and aircraft. 10.00 Animals Through the Night: Sleepover at the Zoo (R,HD). The sleep patterns of various creatures. 11.30 Horizon: What Happened Before the Big Bang? (R,HD). 12.30 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 1.10 The Fairytale Castles of King Ludwig II with Dan Cruickshank (R,HD). 2.10 Ever Decreasing Circles (R). 2.40 The Bermuda Triangle: Beneath the Waves (R).

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TV PICKS

JONATHAN CREEK 9pm, BBC1

As the illusionist’s village experiences all manner of strange events, he visits a retired psychic - who makes the most baffling prediction of his career.

BBC1

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EDGE OF HEAVEN 9pm, ITV

Alfie and Michelle decide to keep their kiss a secret for fear of hurting Carly, but she has more important things on her mind, having ventured into the world of online dating. So what’s stopping them from taking the plunge? Meanwhile, love could also be on the horizon for Ann-Marie.

BBC2

7.05 Countryside 999 (R,S,HD). 7.50 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes (R,S). 8.35 The Travel Show (S,HD). 9.00 Live Athletics (S,HD). The World Indoor Championships. 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 1.10 War Walks (R,S). 1.40 The First Eden (R,S). 2.40 Cagney & Lacey (R,S). 3.25 Bergerac (R,S). 4.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 4.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (R,S). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S).

EMMERDALE 7pm, ITV

Belle struggles to cope with her grief and guilt, Rhona and Vanessa offer to help Dom sort out Gemma’s belongings and Val attends her first support group meeting.

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Regional Programme (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 ITV News West Country (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). The team visits Lancaster. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

GOGGLEBOX 9pm, Channel 4

Return of the weekly TV review programme, featuring the same highly opinionated British households, from posh tipplers Steph and Dom, to hairdressers Christopher and Stephen, as well as a few new additions. The first edition captures their reactions as they watch The Voice and The Taste.

Channel 4

6.20 Countdown (R,S,HD). 7.05 Paralympic Winter Games – The Countdown (R,S). 7.10 Will & Grace (R,S,HD). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.30 Frasier (R,S). 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (S). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Paralympic Winter Games Opening Ceremony (S). Jon Snow presents live coverage from Sochi, Russia.

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 The Lost Orphan: A Home for Mirela (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Nora Roberts’ High Noon (S,HD) (2009). Crime thriller, starring Emilie de Ravin. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Brennan offers Danni a place to stay.

Live Atheltics, 7pm

The Americans, 10.35pm

8 Out of 10 Cats, 10.45pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Fraser’s world threatens to come crashing down around him.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Ricky is rushed to hospital. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. 7.30 Regional Programme (R,S,HD). Followed by BBC News; Regional News.

6.00 Revenge of the Egghead (S,HD). 10/30. Spin-off from the popular quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog (S,HD). 5/15. 7.00 Live Athletics (S,HD). The World Indoor Championships. Phil Jones presents coverage of the second session of day one from the Ergo Arena in Sopot, Poland.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). See Choices Above. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Liz warns Tina that Peter is using her.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.30 Crufts 2014 (S). 3/5. See Choices Above.

7.00 The Gadget Show (R,S,HD). Jason Bradbury, Rachel Riley and Ortis Deley test the strength of tablet cases at a farm. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Room 101, 8.30pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Roxy is left reeling by Ronnie’s confession. 8.30 Room 101 (S,HD). 7/8. Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, Charles Dance and Andi Osho discuss their pet hates.

8.30 Gardeners’ World (S,HD). 1/31. New series. Carol Klein meets an expert on cyclamen.

8.00 Student Nurses: Bedpans and Bandages (S,HD). 4/8. First-year trainee Kelly has to be brave. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Tina sets off to meet Peter with the intention of ending their affair.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

9.00 Jonathan Creek (S,HD). 2/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 37 Days (S,HD). 2/3. Edward Grey tries to unravel a tangled web of intrigue between Austria, Germany, Russia and France, while Germany’s military commanders conspire to force the kaiser’s hand.

9.00 Edge of Heaven (S,HD). 3/6. See Choices Above.

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after

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 The Proposal (S,HD) (2009). See Choices Above. ●●●

12.20 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus. 2.15 Weatherview (S). 2.20 BBC News (S,HD).

8.00 Ice Road Truckers (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Gogglebox (S). 1/12. See Choices Above.

9.00 Booze, Bust-Ups & Brothels: Soho Blues (R,S). 1/6. Police officers in London’s West End raid the flat of a suspected fraudster, and a methadone user’s belongings are stolen.

10.00 QI (R,S,HD). 3/18. With Josh Widdicombe, Phill Jupitus and Katherine Ryan. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News West Country (S); Weather. 10.35 The Americans (R,S,HD). 11/13. When a fellow KGB officer is assassinated, Elizabeth takes matters into her own hands and plots revenge on the CIA bureaucrat responsible for giving the kill order.

10.00 The Last Leg (S,HD). 6/8. A comic review of the past seven days. 10.45 8 Out of 10 Cats (R,S). 3/9. Guests include Jack Dee and Example.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S,HD). 2/24. Three men raid a drug deal, taking a suitcase full of cash and killing an undercover LAPD cop in the process, and Hanna believes one of the assailants is a Navy Seal.

11.05 The Best of Men (R,S,HD). Drama about the birth of the Paralympics, starring Eddie Marsan.

11.35 The Chase (R,S,HD). /148. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

11.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (S,HD). 8/22. Jake meets his hero.

11.00 CSI: NY (R,S,HD). 4/17. A teacher opens fire during a political rally. 11.55 Access (R). Showbiz news and gossip.

12.35 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S). David Dimbleby is joined by Michael Heseltine, Simon Hughes and Rachel Reeves in Barking. 1.35 Sign Zone: Hidden Kingdoms (R,S). A rhinoceros beetle avoiding predators on its way through Tokyo. Last in the series. 2.35 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.25 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Film: The Land That Time Forgot (S) (1975). Fantasy adventure, starring Doug McClure. ●● 4.30 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

12.05 Film: Bruno (S,HD) (2009). See Choices Above. ●●● 1.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 1.55 Random Acts (S,HD). 2.00 Happy Endings (S,HD). 2.20 Happy Endings (S,HD). 2.40 Franklin & Bash (S,HD). 3.20 The Good Wife (R,S,HD). 4.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.00 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 Left for Dead by the Yorkshire Ripper (R,S,HD). Women who survived attacks by Peter Sutcliffe recount their experiences. 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). Ann Maurice visits Maidstone. 4.25 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Great Artists (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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ICE ROAD TRUCKERS 8pm, Channel 5

In Manitoba, Rick Yemm and Hugh Rowland have to improvise a repair on a loose fuel tank using a tow strap, and are then pulled over to have the weight of their wagons checked. Ronald ‘Porkchop’ Magnum gets another chance out on the Dalton Highway, but his caution frustrates Darrell Ward.

Clare Balding is at the NEC in Birmingham to present highlights of the second day’s action at the annual dog show. The programme includes coverage of the events in the main arena.

ITV2

Sky1

FILM PICKS

CRUFTS 2014 7.30pm, Channel 4

THE PROPOSAL 10.35pm, BBC1

BRUNO 12.05am, Channel 4

A Canadian publishing editor trying to avoid deportation from America bribes her assistant into a marriage. Comedy, with Sandra Bullock.

GOLD

A gay Austrian fashion journalist performs a series of publicity stunts to make himself famous in America. Spoof documentary, starring Sacha Baron Cohen.

Sky Sports 1

BBC3

You’ve Been Framed!, 7pm

The Big Bang Theory, 6pm

Duck Quacks … 10pm

Fawlty Towers, 8.10pm

Live Super League, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 24/30. Russell from Essex takes part in the dating show.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 16/17. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/17.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 18/24. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 21/21. Bart becomes a Catholic.

6.15 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 2/11. A famous battle is remembered. 6.55 Only Fools and Horses (S).

6.00 Champions League Weekly (HD). 6.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

7.00 Great Movie Mistakes IV: May the Fourth Be with You (R,S). 7.30 Doctor Who (R,S,HD). 8.15 Doctor Who (R,S,HD). Part two of two. The Time Lord is trapped by the Weeping Angels. 9.00 I Am Number Four (S,HD) (2011). Sci-fi thriller, starring Alex Pettyfer. ●● 10.40 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.10 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.35 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.55 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 19/23. Camcorder clips. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Ste faces a dilemma after discovering the truth about Fraser’s work. 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 11/23. Chief Wiggum enforces a curfew. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 11/21.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 23/24. The handyman wins Chloe’s affections. 8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 24/24. Evelyn’s new man takes Alan and Charlie to Las Vegas.

8.00 Troy (R,S,HD). 4/6. The magician baffles and amazes unsuspecting members of the public, making mischief at a boat party and stunning a crowd with his mindreading skills.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/22. Bart gets the chance to save the school from closure. 8.30 Modern Family (R,HD). 4/24. Cam is scared to tell his sister about his engagement.

8.10 Fawlty Towers (S). 3/6. Basil tries to stop an unmarried couple lowering moral standards.

7.30 Live Super League (HD). Huddersfield Giants v Leeds Rhinos (Kick-off 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of the clash at the John Smith’s Stadium.

12.20 American Dad! (R,S). 12.40 Pramface (R,S,HD). 1.10 Ja’mie: Private School Girl (R,S,HD). 1.40 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents (R,S,HD). 2.40 Impractical Jokers (R,S,HD). 3.10 Great Movie Mistakes: Revenge of the Fifth (R,S). 3.30 Bluestone 42 (R,S).

9.00 Coyote Ugly (S,HD) (2000). A small-town girl with dreams of becoming a songwriter heads for the big city, where she takes a job in a bustling New York bar. Comedy drama, starring Piper Perabo. Including FYI Daily. ●●

9.00 Trading Places (S,HD) (1983). Two billionaire brothers arrange for a stockbroker and a homeless conman to swap places to see how each copes out of his element. Comedy, starring Dan Aykroyd. ●●●●

9.00 Stella (S,HD). 7/10. The nurse issues Michael with a sex ban to understand how serious things are between them, while Emma faces the reality of being “the other woman” when Collette returns.

9.00 The Royle Family (S). 1/6. Dave and Denise have important news. 9.40 The Royle Family (S). 5/6. Barbara walks out on Jim.

9.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (R,S,HD). 11.30 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 4.10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S). 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (S,HD).

6.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 7.30 Airline USA 8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 3.30 Futurama (R,S). 4.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

9.00 Seven of One. 9.40 Waiting for God (S). 10.20 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 11.40 Ever Decreasing Circles (S). 12.20 Fawlty Towers (S). 1.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2.20 The Green Green Grass (S). 3.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 3.35 As Time Goes By (S). 4.15 Goodnight Sweetheart. 4.55 Seven of One. 5.35 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 FL72 Preview. 10.00 Ringside (HD). 11.00 Premier League World (HD). 11.30 Darts Gold (S,HD). 12.00 Premier League Darts (HD). The fifth round of the season from Exeter. 3.30 Darts Gold (S,HD). 4.00 Sporting Greats (S). 4.30 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine. 5.30 Premier League World (HD).

10.20 The Royle Family (S). 10.00 Duck Quacks Don’t 10.15 The Fantasy Football 6/6. The Royles celebrate Echo (HD). 5/8. Lee Mack Club (HD). John Fendley Antony’s 18th birthday. hosts the comedy panel and Paul Merson present game, with actress Kathy a discussion on key Burke, Kumars host fantasy football issues, as Sanjeev Bhaskar and well as the weekend’s Touch of Cloth star John Premier League matches. Hannah talking about amazing facts and random trivia. 11.05 Take Me Out (R,S,HD). 11.25 How I Met Your 11.00 Moone Boy (R,HD). 3/6. 11.00 The Bleak Old Shop of 11.15 Premier League 4/10. A telesales worker, Stuff (S). 3/3. Jedrington Mother (R,S,HD). 21/22. Martin and Padraic build Preview (HD). A look an electrician, a cage and Conceptiva take Mr Lily secretly applies for a their own ghost ship. ahead to the weekend’s fighter and a broker Grimstone to court. scholarship. fixtures. 11.30 Cop Squad (R,S,HD). take part. 11.40 The Black Adder (S). 11.55 How I Met Your 6/10. The work of 11.45 Champions League 6/6. Edmund plans to Mother (R,S,HD). 5/24. police officers in Weekly (HD). steal the throne. Cambridgeshire. 12.15 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.10 Mom (R,S,HD). 1.35 Mom (R,S,HD). 2.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD). 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.25 Tim Minchin and the Heritage Orchestra (R,S). 2.05 The Midnight Beast (R,S,HD). 2.30 Celebrity Bedlam (R,S,HD). 2.55 Balls of Steel Australia (R,S). 3.25 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.50 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.35 Ugly Betty (R,S,HD).

12.30 Road Wars (R,S). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 1.30 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.20 Armed and Dangerous: Ultimate Forces (R,S). 3.10 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 4.30 Crash Test Dummies (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

12.20 The Royle Family (S). Dave and Denise have important news. 1.00 The Royle Family (S). Barbara walks out on Jim. 1.30 The Royle Family (S). The Royles celebrate Antony’s 18th birthday. 2.00 The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff (S). 2.30 The Black Adder (S). 3.00 Close

12.15 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 1.15 FL72 Highlights (HD). 2.15 Champions League Weekly (HD). 2.45 Super League Gold (HD). 3.00 Super League (HD). 4.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 5.00 Premier League Preview (HD). 5.30 Champions League Weekly (HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Peter Darrell – Scotland’s Dance Pioneer (HD). 8.00 Fonteyn ’59: Sleeping Beauty (HD). An edited version of a 1959 production of the ballet Sleeping Beauty. 9.00 Storyville: Muscle Shoals – The Greatest Recording Studio in the World (HD). A look inside the legendary music hub. 10.50 Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years of the Top 10 (R). The evolution of the British singles chart. 12.20 BBC Sessions: Paul Simon (R,HD). 1.10 More Guitar Heroes at the BBC (R). 2.10 Storyville: Muscle Shoals – The Greatest Recording Studio in the World (R,HD).

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