TV Guide - May 8 - May 14, 2014

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5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 A Place To Call Home: True To Your Heart / New Beginning (PG a,s,v,l) 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG a,v) 8:30 Under The Hammer (PG) 9:00 Intelligence: Red X / Mei Chen Returns (M v) – CyberCom investigates a terrorist suicide bombing at a U.S. Marine base 11:00 Women Behind Bars (M a) 12:00 Cougar Town: All Mixed Up / Let Yourself Go (PG) [s] – Jules finds an instant connection with her new shrink. 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 WIN News *Live* [s] 7:30 Top Gear: Burma Special - Part 1 – In the first of an allnew two part special, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are told to build a bridge over the River Kwai in Thailand. 8:40 The AFL Footy Show (M) 10:40 The NRL Footy Show (M) 12:30 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:30 A Current Affair [s] 2:00 The Middle (PG) 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family: Party Crasher (PG) 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 MasterChef Australia (PG) [s] 9:00 Law & Order: SVU: Downloaded Child (M a) 10:00 Law & Order: SVU: Strange Beauty (M a) 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:30 Saving Grace: Let’s Talk (MA15+l,v,s) 12:30 Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 In My Shoes: China 11:00 Wonders Of The Universe [s] 12:00 ABC News With Ros Childs [s] 1:00 QI (PG) [s] 1:30 The Kumars (PG) [s] 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen [s] 2:30 My Family (PG) [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] [s] 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Africa (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 The Checkout (PG) 8:30 Call The Midwife (PG) [s] 9:30 Births, Deaths And Marriages (MA15+a,l,v) [s] 10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 The Business [s] 11:20 Two On The Great Divide [s] 12:20 Movie: “Going My Way” (G) (’44) 2:25 That’s Australia: Bushwalking Buddies 2:30 Football: WAFL: Round 7

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Secret History of Eurovision (PG) 2:00 The Hotel: Pillow Talk (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village 6:00 Island Feast With Peter Kuruvita [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Luke Nguyen’s France [s] 8:00 French Food Safari [s] 8:30 Jonathan Phang’s Gourmet Express: Venice to London 9:30 Fargo: A Muddy Road (M v) 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 UEFA Champions League Magazine 11:30 Coppers: Welcome to Five Bar Hotel (M a,l) 12:25 China: Triumph & Turmoil (PG) 1:20 Thriller Movie: “The Bone Man” (MA15+v,n,l) (’09) (In German) 3:35 Afghanistan: The Great Game (PG)

Home And Away 9:30 Shortland 7TWO 9:00 St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30 Dog Wars (PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Homes Under The Hammer 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation St 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 The Amazing Race 8:30 Movie: “Another 48 Hrs” (M l,v) (’90) 10:30 Movie: “Smokey And The Bandit II” (M a,s,n) (’83) 12:30 Australia’s Wild Secrets 1:00 Harry’s Practice 1:30 Dr Oz (PG) 2:30 Homicide: Life On The Street (M)

GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Yu-gi-oh!

Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 Regular Show (PG) 5:30 Adventure Time (PG) 6:00 Toy Hunter 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Suburgatory (PG) 8:30 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Blow” (MA15+ d,v,l) (’01) Stars: Johnny Depp & Penelope Cruz 11:50 Suburgatory (PG) 1:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

6:00 Home Shopping 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 ONE M*A*S*H 7:30 Home Shopping 8:00 MotoGP 2014: Race 4 Spain 10:00 Omnisport 10:30 Flip Men 11:00 The Biggest Loser USA 1:00 Rush 2:00 The Glades (M v) 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 2014 Melbourne Comedy Festival Debate 10:00 Fast Forward (M s) 11:00 Blokesworld (MA15+ s,n) 11:30 The Project 12:30 Hounds (M s) 1:00 Omnisport Hot off the satellite 1:30 NASCAR Sprint Cup

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:25 ABC2 Timmy Time 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast 8:30 Spicks And Specks (PG) 9:00 Jonah From Tonga (M a,l) 9:20 Bondi Hipsters (M a,l,d,s) 9:30 Raw Comedy 2014 (M l,s) 10:30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:15 The Roast (PG) 11:25 Portlandia: Getting Away (PG) 11:50 Good Game 12:20 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:05 The Runaway (MA15+l,v,s) 1:50 Craft Corner Deathmatch (PG) 2:10 ABC News Update

Worldwatch News (All day) SBS 2 5:00 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: Vietnam (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 Eurovision Quiz Contest 8:30 Vikings: Blood Eagle (MA15+v,s) 9:30 Documentary: Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope (PG s,l) 11:05 Horror Movie: “Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl” (MA15+ v) (’09) (in Japanese) 12:40 The Feed 1:10 Aqua Teen Hunger Force (M s,a,v,d) 1:20 MXC (M s) 1:50 Drama Movie: “Blood Brothers” (MA15+ v) (’07) (In Mandarin) 3:35 NHK World News

7MATE

8:00 Austin & Ally 8:30 Gravity Falls 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 T. J Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 3:00 World’s Strangest (PG) 4:00 Supersize Grime 5:00 Mythbusters: Cooling A Six Pack / Buster Rebuild / Ancient Electricity (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Swamp People (PG) 8:30 Tattoo Nightmares (M) 9:30 Outback Truckers (M) 10:30 Bad Ink: Terrible Tattoo Showdown (PG) 11:30 SportsFan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Zoom TV (PG) 1:00 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 2:00 World’s Strangest (PG) 3:00 Pimp My Ride 3:30 Motor Mate

TV Shop 8:00 My Strange AddicGEM 7:00 tion (PG a,d) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Zoo Juniors 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Blue Murder At St Trinians” (G) (’57) Stars: Terry Thomas 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG s) 3:30 RBT (PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 RBT (PG) 8:30 Galapagos 9:30 Air Crash Confidential (M) 10:30 Air Crash Confidential (M) 11:30 Sea Patrol (PG) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way 2:00 TV Shop

9:30 Wurrawhy 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 11 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M a) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 The Simpsons (PG) 8:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s) 9:30 Movie: “Clueless” (M) (’95) Stars: Alicia Silverstone 11:30 Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It ABC3 Mob Style 11:25 Heart And Soul 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Splatalot 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:05 Big Babies 2:35 Camp Lakebottom 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles!

5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Island 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:30 Dance Academy 8:55 Figaro Pho: Pogonophobia

ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC 24 6:00 ABC News Mornings 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 2:00 ABC News 3:00 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business - Presented by Ticky Fullerton 8:55 ABC News Update 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton.

11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven’s Midday News *Live 12:00 A Place To Call Home: Secret Love (M) 1:00 Program To Be Advised 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] 7:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 8: Sydney v Hawthorn – The reigning premiers head north to ANZ Stadium to battle the Swans. 11:00 Friday Late Movie: “The Thomas Crown Affair” (M l,s) (’99) Stars: Steve McQueen & Faye Dunaway 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 Program To Be Advised 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 WIN News *Live [s] 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “Leap Year” (PG l,v) (’10) Stars: Amy Adams 10:35 The Mentalist: Red Letter Day (M v) – The team take a trip to a Wild West tourist town to investigate the death of the town’s owner. 11:30 Extra 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Movie: “The Marseille Contract” (PG) (’74) Stars: Anthony Quinn 3:30 Impractical Jokers (PG) 4:00 Extra [s] 4:30 Good Morning America

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Bondi Vet Encore (PG) [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family: Fulgencio [s] 6:30 The Project Encore [s] 7:30 The Living Room (PG) [s] 8:30 Offspring: Patrick’s Farewell (M) 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s]11:00 Blue Bloods: Parenthood (M v) – An illegal immigrant’s family is robbed and beaten. 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Dust Echoes / What I Wrote / Lockie Leonard / Double Trouble 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 ABC News With Jane Hutcheon [s] 1:00 Call The Midwife (PG) 2:00 At The Movies (PG) 2:30 The Book Club [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 5:00 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Advertising (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7:30 [s] 8:00 Kitchen Cabinet: Tanya Plibersek 8:30 Jonathan Creek: The Sinner & The Sandman (M s) [s] 9:35 Luther (M v) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 Randling (PG) [s] 11:35 rage (MA15+ a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch 7:30 Eurovision Song Contest: Semi Final 2 9:30 Worldwatch 1:00 Living Black [s] 1:35 Inspector Rex - The Bluff (PG) 2:30 NITV News Week In Review [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: New Zealand’s Extreme Marathon [s] 6:00 Madhur Jaffrey’s Curry Nation: The New Generation [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 This is Brazil! - So Paulo and Fortaleza [s] 8:30 Eurovision Song Contest: Semi Final 1 [s] 10:40 SBS World News Late 11:05 The Feed [s] 11:35 Drama Movie: “Cashback” (MA15+n) (’07) (From the UK) 1:20 Inspector Rex: A Beautiful Death (M a,v) 2:15 Giro d’Italia: Stage 1: Belfast

Home And Away 9:30 Shortland 7TWO 9:00 St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh!

Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Suburgatory (PG) 3:00 Nitro Circus 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo!

(PG) 5:00 Regular Show (PG) 5:30 Adventure Time (PG) 6:00 Movie: “Scooby-Doo” (PG v) (’02) Stars: Linda Cardellini & Rowan Atkinson 9:30 Movie: “Rush Hour 3” (M v,s) (’07) Stars: Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker 11:30 Beware The Batman (M) 12:00 Regular Show 2:00 TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

6:00 Home Shopping 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 ONE M*A*S*H 7:30 Home Shopping 8:00 NASCAR 9:00 Australian Rally Championships 10:00 Golf Getaway 10:30 Omnisport 11:00 The Biggest Loser USA 1:00 Rush 2:00 Undercover Boss (PG) 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction 9:30 Movie: “Crush” (M v) (’09) 11:25 The League (MA15+ s) 11:45 The Project Encore 12:45 Bellator MMA (M v,l) 2:45 Fight Master MMA (M v) 3:45 Flip Men

ABC2 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Timmy Time 5:35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:25 The Checkout: Snack Size (PG) 8:35 First Dates (M l,s) 9:30 Ladyboys: The Men Who Love Ladyboys (M) 10:20 Gruen Transfer (PG) 10:50 The Roast (PG) 11:00 Jamie: Drag Queen At 16 (M l) 12:00 The Tonight Show (PG) 12:40 Pete Versus Life (M l,s) 1:10 Haven: As You Were (M v) 1:50 ABC News Update

Worldwatch News (All day) SBS 2 5:00 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures - Papua New Guinea: Fire and Water 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:05 Ninja Warrior (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters - Mattress Mayhem (PG) 7:30 Friday Feed 8:00 Eurovision Quiz Contest 8:30 RuPaul’s Drag Race: Queens In Space (M s) 9:20 Drama Movie: “The Girl Who Played With Fire” (M s) (’09) (From Sweden, in Swedish) 11:40 Comedy Movie: “Strippers Vs Werewolves” (MA15+ h,n,v,l) (’12) (From the UK) 1:20 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:20 NHK World English News

GEM

10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (PG) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee (M) 8:30 American Idol (PG) 11:00 Sex And The City (MA15+s) 11:35 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It ABC3 Mob Style 11:25 Heart And Soul 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Splatalot 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Island 7:30 Bushwhacked!: Urban Animals 8:05 Prank Patrol Road Trip 8:30 Good Game SP

ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC 24 6:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 2:00 ABC News 3:00 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 One Plus One 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton. 11:00 ABC News 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline - Hosted by Tony Jones and Emma Alberici. 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 7:30

THURSDAY MAY 8

Prime

FRIDAY MAY 9

PRIME

10:30 Dog Wars (PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Homes Under The Hammer 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation St 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Australia’s Best Houses 10:00 Secret Location (PG) 11:00 Cowboy Builders (PG) 12:00 Downsize Me (PG) 1:00 Harry’s Practice 1:30 Dr Oz (PG)

8:00 Austin & Ally 8:30 Gravity Falls 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 T. J Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 3:00 World’s Strangest (PG) 4:00 Cheating Death (PG) 5:00 Just Shoot Me! (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:00 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Pre-Game Show 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “The Adjustment Bureau” (M l,s) (’11) 10:45 Movie: “Death Race 2” (MA15+ v,l,s,a) (’11) Stars: Sean Bean 12:45 Muscle Car (PG) 1:00 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 2:00 Cheating Death (PG) 3:00 World’s Strangest

7MATE

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

8:00 Sea Patrol (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 To Be Announced 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Alive And Kicking” (G) (’64) 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG s) 3:30 Galapagos 4:30 Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Football: Sydney Roosters v Wests Tigers 9:30 Football: North Queensland Cowboys v Brisbane 11:30 Movie: “On Deadly Ground” (MA15+ v,l) (’94) 1:40 Movie: “To The Devil A Daughter” (MA15+ h,v,n) (’76) Stars: Richard Widmark 3:20 Movie: “No Time For Tears” (PG a) (’57)

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Tv guide 6:00 Home Shopping [s] 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG 12:00 Live Well (PG) [s] – Join Olympian Elka Whalan, Author Chloe Maxwell and Women’s Health Editor Felicity Harley 1:00 Dr Oz: Warning Signs You’re Aging Faster Than You Should (PG) – Get answers to your health questions from Dr Oz 2:00 Program To Be Advised 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 8: Melbourne v Western Bulldogs – The Demons had a rare win against the Bulldogs last year at the venue of this match the MCG. 11:00 Program To Be Advised 1:30 Home Shopping

WIN

TEN

6:00 Pushing The Limits [s] 7:00 Masters Of Chocolate [s] 8:00 Huey’s Kitchen On Tour [s] 8:30 Studio 10 Saturday (PG) [s] 10:00 Studio 10 Saturday Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 The Doctors (PG s) 12:00 Program To Be Advised 1:00 It’s A Lifestyle TV [s] 1:30 A Taste of Travel [s] 2:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures [s] 3:00 The Talk (PG) [s] 4:00 What’s Up Downunder? 4:30 Places We Go 5:00 TEN News 6:00 The Simpsons: Married To The Blob (PG) 6:30 Attenborough’s Life In The Undergrowth [s] 7:30 Bondi Vet (PG) 8:30 Movie: “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” (M v) (’09) Stars: Hugh Jackman 10:40 Late Movie: “Beautiful” (MA15+l,v) (’09) Stars: Tahyna Tozzi 12:45 2014 Formula 1: Spanish Grand Prix - Qualifying

ABC

6:00 rage (PG) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer (PG) 11:30 The Checkout: Factory Seconds (PG) 12:00 Australian Story [s] 12:30 QI: Advertising (PG) 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 6: Footscary V Sandringham 4:10 The People’s Supermarket (PG) [s] 5:10 River Cottage [s] 6:00 Saturday Landline [s] 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Death In Paradise (PG) [s] 8:30 The Gods Of Wheat Street: The Mighty Are Fallen (M v,l) [s] 9:30 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries: Deadweight (M v) [s] 10:25 The Time Of Our Lives (PG) [s] 11:20 rage: Guest Programmer (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,a,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 San Remo Song Festival 2014 3:00 Made In Hollywood (PG) 4:00 Contact: Bruce Gilden: Yakuza (PG) 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 Road To The 2014 FIFA World Cup 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Jess Mauboy’s Road to Eurovision [s] 8:30 Eurovision Song Contest Semi Final 2 10:40 Giro d’Italia Stage 2: Belfast – The 2014 97th edition of the Giro d’Italia will see cyclists take on 21 stages across Northern Ireland and Italy, starting in Belfast and finishing in Gemona, Italy. 1:30 A Lady’s Guide To Brothels (MA15+ n,s) 2:40 Romantic Comedy Movie: “Gone with the Woman” (M s,l) (’07) (In French) 4:15 The Food Lovers’ Guide to Australia

Home Shopping 11:00 The 7TWO 10:00 Crocodile Hunter Diaries 11:30 Desti- GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Batman (PG v) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 11:00 Buzz Bumble 11:30 Pyramid 12:00 Kitchen Whiz 12:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal (PG) 1:00 Winx Club (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Top Gear (PG) 3:00 Oh Sit! (PG) 4:00 Hargrave Lane 4:30 Extra 5:00 Regular Show (PG v) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Cats & Dogs” (PG v,l) (’01) Stars: Jeff Goldblum 8:20 Movie: “Batman - The Movie” (PG v,l) (’89) Stars: Jack Nicholson 11:00 To Be Announced 12:30 Top Gear (PG) 1:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 2:30 Fringe (M) 3:30 Cult (MA15+ v,a)

ONE

6:00 NASCAR Nationwide Series 2:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 3:00 Trick My Truck 3:30 Car Torque 4:00 Frontiers Of Construction 5:00 Wild Racers 5:30 Reel Rock (PG l) 6:00 Trick My Truck 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 Dirty Great Machines 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 9:30 2014 Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix - Qualifying 11:30 Jack Is Back – 24: Live Another Day 12:00 Blokesworld (M) 12:30 48 Hours (M) 1:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a) 2:30 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 3:00 Trick My Truck 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 NASCAR

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:00 Mister Maker Comes To Town 4:30 Iconicles 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:25 Timmy Time 5:35 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Restaurant: The Cake 8:30 The Fried Chicken Shop (M l) 9:20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:05 Raw Comedy 2014 (M l,s) 11:05 How Not To Live Your Life (M l,s) 12:00 How Not To Live Your Life (M l,s) 12:55 How Not To Live Your Life (M l,s) 2:25 ABC News Update

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 1:00 The End of The Line 2:00 Everything And Nothing 3:05 B-Boy Championships 3:35 Dexpedition (PG s,a) 4:00 The World Of Jenks 4:25 Monster Moves (PG) 5:20 Charley Boorman’s Frontiers (PG) 6:15 Planet Sport: China 7:15 The Office 7:45 American Ninja Warrior (PG) 8:30 RocKwiz (PG) 9:30 Alarm For Cobra 11 (M a,s,l) 10:25 Real Humans (M v,l) 11:30 Benidorm Bastards (PG) 12:00 Shorts On Screen 12:35 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l,d) 1:10 Movie: “A Boyfriend For My Wife” (M s,l) (’08) (In Spanish) 3:00 CCTV

GEM

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8:00 Totally Wild 8:30 Me & My Monsters 9:05 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 11:35 Happy Days 12:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (PG) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley 5:00 90210: Women On The Verge (PG a) 6:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 6:30 Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model (PG) 7:30 Futurama: A Clockwork Origin (PG s) 8:00 Movie: “Star Trek: The Motion Picture” (PG) (’79) Stars: Avery Brooks 11:40 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 2:10 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG)

ABC3

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:25 Kobushi 10:55 The Twisted Whiskers Show 11:20 The Super Hero Squad Show 11:45 Star Wars 1:40 Peleda 1:55 Big Babies 2:20 Tracey McBean 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 Dead Gorgeous 4:00 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:15 Kid Vs Kat 4:30 The Dukes Of Broxstonia 4:40 Camp Lakebottom 5:00 Strange Hill High 5:30 Horrible Histories 6:00 Worst Year of My Life, Again 6:25 Wolfblood 6:50 Stoked 7:15 Detentionaire 7:45 Deltora Quest 8:30 Astro Boy: Micro Adventure 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho

ABC 24

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Big Ideas 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 The World This Week 3:00 ABC News 3:30 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 The Health Quarter 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Landline 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 3:00 #TalkAboutIt

Home Shopping 7:00 WeekPRIME\7 6:00 end Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game WIN

TEN

6:00 Religious Program 7:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 8:30 Studio 10: Sunday [s] 10:00 The Bolt Report [s] 11:00 The Talk (PG) [s] 1:00 The Pits [s] 2:00 Chasing The White Air 3:00 I Fish [s] 3:30 Car Torque (PG) [s] 4:00 The Bolt Report Encore [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Bondi Rescue (PG) [s] 6:30 Modern Family (PG) 7:00 The Millers: Giving The Bird (PG) [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:45 Elementary: The One Percent Solution (M v) 9:45 2014 Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix *Live* – From the Circuit de Barcelona in Catalunya. 12:00 48 Hours: The Ghosts Of Greenwich (M) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping (PG)

6:00 rage (PG) 8:00 Weekend Breakfast [s] 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Offsiders [s] 10:30 The World This Week [s] 11:00 7.30 [s] 11:30 Songs of Praise [s] 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Gardening Australia [s] 1:30 Compass: God In The Lodge: Pt 1 [s] 2:00 Death In Paradise (PG) [s] 3:05 Seriously Singing [s] 3:35 Daniel Libeskind: Denver Art Museum 4:00 Big Ideas Arts [s] 5:00 Midsomer Murders (PG) 6:30 Compass: God In The Lodge: Part 2 [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Restoration Home: Cassillis [s] 8:30 Inspector George Gently (M v) 10:00 Joe Maddison’s War (PG) [s] 11:30 Movie: “Lucky Miles” (M l,v) (’07) Stars: Don Hany 1:10 Movie: “The Last Days Of Pompeii” (PG) (’35) Stars: Basil Rathbone

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 So Frenchy, So Chic (M n) [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 5:00 Subaru World of Cycling [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights 6:00 Road To The 2014 FIFA World Cup: Italy & Cameroon 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 The Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Grand Final [s] 11:15 Giro d’Italia: Stage 3 *Live* – Known for its spectacular mountain stages, the 2014 Giro d’Italia will see competitors begin in Belfast, Northern Ireland before heading to the capital Dublin 1:30 Musical Comedy Movie: “Yes Nurse! No Nurse!” (G) (’02) (In Dutch) 3:20 Drama Movie: “Vento Di Terra” (PG) (’04 (In Italian)

Home Shopping 9:30 Time Of 7TWO 8:30 My Life (PG) 10:00 The Hungry GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Max Steel (PG v) 12:00 Digimon Fusion 12:30 Yugi-oh! Zexal 1:00 Winx Club 1:30 Tv Shop 2:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 4:00 Nitro Circus 4:30 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Scooby-doo! Mystery Incorporated 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 MOM (M s) 9:30 Movie: “Austin Powers: Goldmember” (M s,l,v) Stars: Mike Myers 11:30 The Middle (PG) 12:30 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 1:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 2:30 Fringe (M v) 3:30 Cult (MA15+ v,a) 4:30 Green Lantern (PG) 4:50 Winx Club

ONE

6:00 Omnisport 6:30 Swisse Mark Webber Challenge 8:00 Sport Science 9:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 1:00 Omnisport 2:00 The Indestructibles (PG v) 3:00 Trick My Truck 3:30 Temporary Australians 4:00 Adventure Angler TV 4:30 Golf Getaway 5:00 What’s Up Down Under 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Reel Rock (PG) 7:00 Million Dollar Catch (PG) 7:30 Extreme Fishing 8:30 Bondi Rescue (PG l,a) 9:30 Movie: “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (M l) (’10) 12:15 Jack Is Back – 24 12:45 48 hours (M) 1:45 Fight Master MMA (M v) 2:45 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a,l)

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Iconicles 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:35 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks: Genevieve Lemon, Josh Lawson, Gerry Beckley & Frank Woodley (PG) 7:30 Penn & Teller (PG) 8:15 The Roast (PG) 8:30 Sunday Best: The Great Hip Hop Hoax (M l) 10:00 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: South Africa 10:50 Ladyboys (M s) 11:40 Sanctuary: Monsoon (M v) 12:25 Sanctuary: Resistance (M v) 1:05 Sanctuary 1:50 ABC News

SBS 2

5:20 Worldwatch News 12:00 ANZ Netball Championship 2014 2:00 Foodie Planet: Around the World (PG) 3:00 Eurovision Quiz Contest 4:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 6:00 Eurovision Quiz Contest 7:30 If You Are The One 8:30 South Park: Sarcastaball (M s,a) 8:40 Stand Up @ Bella Union (M s,a,l) 9:25 South Park: The F Word (M s,a) 9:55 Him And Her: The Morning (M s,l) 10:25 Movie: “Polygamy” (M s) (In Hungarian) 12:00 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 12:40 Drama Movie: “Restless” (MA15+l,s,n) (’00) (In Finnish) 2:35 CCTV English News

GEM

8:30 Victorious 9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Get Ace 11:30 To Be Announced 2:30 Neighbours 5:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l,d,a) 6:30 The Simpsons 7:00 Futurama (PG s,l) 7:30 King Of The Nerds (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Paranormal Activity 2” (M v,l) (’10) Stars: Katie Featherston & Brian Boland 10:30 1600 Penn (PG s,l) 11:00 King Of The Nerds (PG) 12:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 12:30 7th Heaven (PG) 1:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2:30 King Of The Nerds (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 8:50 Prank Patrol 9:15 Dani’s Castle 9:45 Life With Boys 10:10 Worst Year of My Life, Again 10:35 How To Be Indie 10:55 Girls In Love 11:20 What’s Up Warthogs 1:15 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 1:35 SheZow 2:00 Sally Bollywood 2:15 Don’t Blame The Koalas 2:40 Ocean Girl 3:10 Mortified 3:35 Bushwhacked! 4:05 The Little Prince 4:50 Shaun The Sheep 5:20 Officially Amazing 5:50 Wacky World Beaters 6:20 Spectacular Spider-Man 6:45 Iron Man 7:05 The Avengers 8:00 Wolverine & The X-Men 8:45 Casa De Evil 8:50 SheZow

ABC 24

SATURDAY MAY 10

PRIME

nation WA 12:00 Great South East 12:30 Creek To Coast 1:00 Queensland Weekender 1:30 Sydney Weekender 2:00 SA Life 2:30 Coxy’s Big Break 3:00 Guide To The Good Life 3:30 North (PG) 4:00 South (PG) 4:30 The Great Australian Doorstep 5:00 Travel Oz (PG) 6:30 Robin Hood (PG v) 7:30 Once Upon A Time (PG h,v) 8:30 Movie: “When In Rome” (PG) (’09) 10:30 The Border (PG) 11:30 The First World War (M) 12:30 Australian Ark 3:00 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries

6:00 App Central 7:00 Monster Nation (PG) 8:00 Home Shopping 9:00 Swords (PG) 10:00 Marine Machines 11:00 Zoom TV (PG) 11:30 Dream Car Garage 12:00 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction 1:00 Extreme Sailing 3:00 Fifth Gear 4:00 Search & Restore 4:20 Muscle Car 4:40 Trucks! (PG) 5:00 Xtreme 4x4 5:30 Horsepower TV 6:00 Pimp My Ride 6:30 Movie: “The Mummy Returns” (PG v,h) (’01) 9:00 Movie: “Transporter 3” (M s,v,l) (’08) 11:15 1000 Ways To Die (MA15+ v,d) 12:15 Disorderly Conduct (M) 1:15 Marine Machines 2:15 Swords 3:15 Search & Restore

7MATE

SUNDAY MAY 11

Day (PG) [s] 11:30 Guys With Kids: First Birthday (PG) 12:00 Program To Be Advised 4:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] – Joh visits the Tasmanian childhood home of Home and Away star Lisa Gormley. Need a delicious dessert ready in minutes? Try Fast Ed’s jam cup puddings. Plus Karen gives salt and pepper squid an exotic twist. 5:30 Coxy’s Big Break [s] – Take a break around Australia and beyond with Coxy 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 12:00 Special: Australia’s Endangered Species – Documenting the demise of Australia’s rarest plants and animals, all at risk of extinction 1:00 Home Shopping

Sailors (PG) 11:00 The Hook & The Cook (PG) 12:00 Live Well 1:00 Thorney’s Cooking Central 1:30 Lyndey Milan’s Taste Of Australia 2:00 Movie: “Doctor In The House” (G) 4:10 Home and Away (PG) 6:30 The Border (PG) 7:30 The Boat That Guy Built (PG) 8:10 Motorway Patrol (PG) 8:40 Escape To The Country 10:30 Homes Under The Hammer 12:00 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 1:00 Australian Ark 2:00 Australia’s Wild Secrets 2:30 Harry’s Practice 3:00 Harry’s Practice 3:30 Time Of My Life

9:30 Lights Out (PG) 10:00 Big Australia 11:00 Hawaii Air Rescue (PG) 11:30 Extreme Sailing Series 1:30 Wonders of the World (PG) 2:30 Marine Machines: Weapons (PG) 3:30 Kings of Construction (PG l) 4:30 Extreme Engineering 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Back To The Future IIl” (PG l,v) (’90) Stars: Christopher Lloyd 9:00 Movie: “Spider-Man 3” (M v) (’07) Stars: Tobey Maguire 12:00 1000 Ways To Die (MA15+ v,a,s) 1:00 Wonders of the World (PG) 2:00 Style in Steel (PG) 2:30 Marine Machines (PG) 3:30 Kings of Construction (PG l)

7MATE

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Saturday (PG) 12:00 Middle (PG) 12:30 Music Special: Pete Murray 12:45 Movie: “Alaska” (PG v) (’96) Stars: Thora Birch 3:00 Commando (PG l) 4:00 The Bottom Line: Anthony Field (PG) 4:30 Discover Downunder: Nambucca Heads & South West Rocks [s] 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 6:00 National News - Saturday [s] 7:00 The Voice: Blind Auditions No. 1and 2 10:00 Late Movie: “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous” (M v) (’05) Stars: Sandra Bullock & Regina King 12:20 Movie: “10” (M s,l) (’79) Stars: Bo Derek 2:35 Who Gets The Last Laugh? (M l) 4:05 Danoz

8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Movie: “Mister Ten Per Cent” (G) (’67) 11:15 Movie: “Crooks Anonymous” (G) (’62) 1:05 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen 1:35 Postcards 2:05 Movie: “The Crimson Pirate” (G) (’52) Stars: Burt Lancaster 4:20 Movie: “Dial M For Murder” (PG v,a) (’54) 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 9:30 CSI: NY (M v,d) 10:30 CSI: Miami (M) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:20 Movie: “Dial M For Murder” (PG v,a) (’54) Stars: Alfred Hitchcock 2:25 Movie: “The Crimson Pirate” (G) (’52)

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Financial Review Sunday *Live 10:30 Wide World Of Sports 11:30 Sunday Footy Show 1:00 Surfsport: World Championship Tour - Margaret River Pro Highlights 2:00 Afternoon Movie: “April In Paris” (G) (’52) Stars: Doris Day & Ray Bolger 4:00 Who Do You Think You Are? Jeremy Clarkson (PG) 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Postcards [s] 6:00 National News Sunday [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 12:00 Financial Review Sunday 12:30 What Would You Do? (M) 1:30 20/20 [s] 2:30 Spyforce: The Rolls That Went To War - Part 3 (PG) 3:30 Danoz 4:00 Good Morning America [s]

6:00 TV Shop 6:30 Music Special: Pink 6:45 Movie: “Blue Murder At St Trinians” (G) (’57) Stars: Terry Thomas 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 The Avengers (PG) 11:00 Movie: “Mr Forbush And The Penguins” (PG l,s,a) (’71) Stars: John Hurt 1:00 The Garden Gurus 1:30 Getaway (PG) 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Sunday Football: St George Illawarra Dragons v Canterbury Bulldogs - All the action at ANZ Stadium, Sydney.

6:00 Friends (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Every Which Way But Loose” (PG) (’78) 8:55 Movie: “Tightrope” (M v,s,n,l) (’84) 11:10 The Closer (M) 12:05 Stansted: The Inside Story (PG) 1:00 Seaway (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

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SBS

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 9:02 Insiders 10:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Inside Edge 1:00 ABC News 1:30 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Offsiders 3:00 ABC News 3:30 State To State 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Landline 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:30 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 Insiders 9:00 ABC News 9:30 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Foreign Correspondent 11:02 Landline 12:02 Big Ideas 12:30 #TalkAboutIt 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC News

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5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Point Last Seen” (M v,a) (’98) Stars: Linda Hamilton 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 7Prime News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG a) – Oscar confesses to Zac that he was the one who hit Tamara, while Sasha wants to do an article about Tamara’s accident for the Coastal News. 7:30 Program To Be Advised12:00 Talking Footy (PG) – Tim Watson and Wayne Carey sit alongside host Luke Darcy to dissect all the AFL news and issues. 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG s,a) 1:00 The Doctors (M s,mp) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:45 24: Live Another Day: 11:00am - 12:00pm / 12:00pm 1:00pm (M) – In London, a team of CIA agents just manage to apprehend the fugitive Jack Bauer, who has been off the grid for four years. 10:45 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:15 Touch: Accused (M) [s] 12:15 Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Backyard Science [s] 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 ABC News With Ros Childs [s] 1:00 Landline [s] 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen [s] 2:30 Hebburn (PG) [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 5:00 ABC News [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads: Berkshire Brainstrust [s] 6:30 QI: Antidotes & Answers (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch (PG) [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business [s] 11:35 Changi: Private Bill (M s,l,v) [s] 12:35 Movie: “See No Evil” (M v) (’71) Stars: Mia Farrow 2:00 Movie: “Carefree” (G) (’38) Stars: Fred Astair 3:25 Movie: “Follow The Fleet” (PG) (’36)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Surviving A Car Crash (PG) [s] 2:05 First Australians (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 International News 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Living Black [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights 6:00 Luke Nguyen’s Vietnam [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:35 Mythbusters (PG) 8:35 Vikings: Boneless (MA15+v) 9:30 RocKwiz: Billy Bragg, Courtney Barnett & Ngaiire (M l) 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 The World Game [s] 11:30 Clown: It’s A Jungle Down There 12:00 Shorts On Screen (M s,l) 12:35 Drama Film: “Heartbeat Detector” (M a) (’07) (In French) 3:05 Drama Film: “The Sign Of The City” (MA15+a,n,s) (’07) (In Portuguese)

Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona7TWO 9:30 tion St (PG) 10:30 Dog Wars 11:00 Dr GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Adventure Time 11:00 Power Rangers 11:30 Yu-gioh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ (PG) 2:00 The Middle (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:00 Top Gear 9:30 Movie: “Tango & Cash” (M v,l) (’89) Stars: Sylvester Stallone 11:40 Two And A Half Men (PG s,l) 12:10 Top Gear 1:40 Regular Show (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

ONE

6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 M*A*S*H 7:30 Home Shopping 8:00 2014 Tudor United Sportscar Championship 10:30 Omnisport 11:00 The Biggest Loser USA (PG) 1:00 Rush 2:00 Jack Is Back – 24: Live Another Day 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Chasing The White Air 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 8:00 Flip Men (PG) 8:30 Undercover Boss (PG) 9:30 Hell’s Kitchen (M l,s) 11:30 2014 Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix 2:00 The Project Encore 3:00 Trick My Truck 3:30 Sport Science 4:30 Omnisport 5:00 Nascar Sprint Cup

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast (PG) 8:30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M l,v) 9:20 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (PG) 10:05 Set List (M l,s) 10:30 The Gruen Transfer (PG) 11:00 The Roast (PG) 11:10 The Great Hip Hop Hoax (M l) 12:40 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:25 How Not To Live Your Life (M l,d) 1:55 Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil (M s,l) 2:15 ABC News

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters (PG) 7:35 The Feed 8:05 30 Rock 8:30 Life Support (M s,a) 9:00 Housos: Voucher (MA15+a,s,l) 9:30 Unplanned America (M s,a,l) 10:00 Unplanned America (M s,a,l) 10:30 The Feed 11:00 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 11:30 Bare-Faced Cheek (PG) 12:30 Frisky Dingo (MA15+v) 12:40 MXC (M s) 1:10 Comedy Movie: “Kebab Connection” (M l,v,a) (’04) (In German and Turkish) 2:50 RT News in English

ABC 24

MONDAY MAY 12

PRIME

Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Britain’s Greatest Machines 8:30 Foyle’s War (M v) 10:40 Jonathan Creek (M a) 11:50 Great SAS Missions: Liberating The Iranian Embassy (M v) 12:20 Australian Ark 1:30 Harry’s Practice 2:00 Dr Oz (PG) 3:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M)

5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Ukraine (PG) – Tony and friend Zamir Gotta team up for a trip to the former Soviet Republic, the Ukraine. 2:30 Extra [s] – Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s]

SBS

7MATE

6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Gravity Falls 7:30 Doc McStuffins 8:00 Austin & Ally 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 Big Australia (PG) 10:00 Extreme Engineering 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 TJ Hooker (PG v,d) 2:00 World’s Strangest (PG) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride 4:30 Inside West Coast Customs (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Outback Truckers (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration 10:00 Talking Footy (PG) 11:00 American Restoration 11:30 Sportsfan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Disorderly Conduct (M) 1:30 Is It Real? (M)

GEM

8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Win’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Baby And The Battleship” (G) (’56) Stars: John Mills 3:00 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen 3:30 Planet Earth (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 Embarrassing Bodies (M mp.n.s) 9:30 Major Crimes: All In (M v) 10:30 Rizzoli & Isles (M) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

11:30 Frasier 12:00 Offspring (M s,l) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG s) 8:30 Supernatural (M) 9:30 Torchwood (M v,d) 10:30 American Horror Story (MA15+ s,v) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Entertainment Tonight 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven 3:00 Judging Amy (M)

ABC3

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Splatalot 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Island 7:30 Deadly 60: UK 2 8:05 Prank Patrol Road Trip 8:30 Dance Academy

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business 9:00 ABC News Update 9:02 The Drum 9:30 ABC News Update 9:35 Q&A 11:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline - Hosted by Tony Jones and Emma Alberici 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 ABC Open

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “The Tale Of Despereaux” (G) (’08) 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 7Prime News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG a) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Parenthood: I’m Still Here / The Pontiac (PG s) – Crosby finds himself in a tough housing situation and reaches out to Joel for help.

12:00 Special: Ships In The Coral (M) – Ben Cropp sets off on an adventure to discover lost shipwrecks that are over a century old. 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

5:30 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 20/20 [s] – A news and current affairs show anchored by Elizabeth Varga and Chris Cuomo. 2:30 Extra [s] – Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from The Grove in Los Angeles. 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG l,a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family: Heart Broken [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:40 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:40 NCIS: Crescent City (M) [s] 9:40 NCIS: Los Angeles: Windfall (M) [s] 10:40 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:10 Under The Dome: Imperfect Circles (M l,v,a) 12:10 Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Behind The News 11:00 Four Corners [s] 11:45 Media Watch [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 1:00 Q&A [s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 5:00 ABC News [s] 5:30 The Drum: Budget Preview [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Arthropods (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Budget 2014: The Treasurer’s Speech [s] 8:00 7.30: Special Edition [s] 8:30 Two Men In China [s] 9:30 At The Movies (PG) [s] 10:00 The Writers’ Room (M s) 10:25 Lateline [s] 11:00 The Business [s] 11:30 Four Corners [s] 12:15 Media Watch (PG) [s] 12:30 Parliament Question Time: Senate 1:30 Movie: “Bringing Up Baby” (G) (’38)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Comedy Movie: “9 1/2 Dates” (M l,s) (’08) (In Hungarian) 2:45 Short: The 54 (PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights 6:00 Food Safari: Mexican Safari [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Great Houses With Julian Fellowes: Goodwood 8:30 Insight [s] 9:30 Dateline [s] 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 Giro d’Italia - Stage 4 *Live 1:30 The Killing (M v,l) – Sarah Lund and Ulrick Strange are in Afghanistan on a mission to track down the killer. 2:40 East West 101: Ice in the Veins (M d,v) 3:40 The Circuit: The Devil You Know (M d,l,a) [s]

Shortland Street (PG) 10:00 Coro7TWO 9:30 nation St 10:30 Last Chance Surgery GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh!

Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Top Gear (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 The looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Two And A Half Men (PG s) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (M s) 9:00 Movie: “V For Vendetta” (M) (’05) 11:40 Two And A Half Men (PG) 12:30 To Be Announced 1:00 Sullivan & Son (PG s) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

ONE

6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 2014 Tudor United Sportscar Championship 10:30 Omnisport 11:00 The Biggest Loser USA (PG) 1:00 Rush (PG) 2:00 Monster Jam 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Fishing Edge 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 The Indestructibles (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M a,v) 9:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ l,d) 10:30 Super Rugby 11:30 The Project 12:30 Fight Master MMA (M v,l) 1:30 Million Dollar Catch (PG) 2:00 COPS: Adults Only (M a,v) 3:00 Dirty Great Machines

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast 8:30 Good Game 9:00 The Checkout (PG) 9:30 Outside Chance (M l) 10:00 Archer (M s,v) 10:20 Gruen Planet (M s) 10:55 The Roast (M l) 11:10 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (PG) 11:55 The Tonight Show (PG) 12:35 The Restaurant: The Cake 1:40 Heavy Haulers (PG) 2:25 ABC News Update

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All Day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: Ecuador (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters: Titanic Survival (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 Eurovision Quiz Contest 8:30 30 Rock: Respawn (PG s) 9:20 The Walking Dead: Triggerfinger (MA15+v,h) 10:10 The Feed 10:40 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 11:15 Movie: “Zatoichi ” (MA15+v,a) (’04) (in Japanese) 1:15 Tim And Eric’s Awesome Show (M s,l) 1:30 MXC (M s) 1:55 Drama Movie: “The Family Jewels” (M s,a) (’03) (In German) 3:30 France 24 In English

ABC 24

TUESDAY MAY 13

PRIME

(PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 When Weather Changed History (PG) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 10:40 Seconds From Disaster (PG a,v) 11:45 When Weather Changed History (PG) 12:45 Australian Ark 2:00 Dr Oz (PG) 3:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M)

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SBS

7MATE

8:00 Austin & Ally 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 TJ Hooker (PG v,a) 2:00 World’s Strangest (PG) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Inside West Coast Customs (PG) 5:30 Mythbuster Specials (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 World’s Craziest Fools (PG) 8:30 Tattoo Nightmares (PG) 9:30 Bogan Hunters (MA15+d,s) 10:00 Family Guy (MA15+ a) 11:00 American Dad (M) 12:00 Lizard Lick Towing (M) 12:30 SportsFan Clubhouse (PG) 1:30 Disorderly Conduct Caught (PG) 2:30 World’s Strangest (PG)

GEM

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 The Baron (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Carry On Spying” (G) (’64) Stars: Kenneth Williams 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 3:30 RBT (PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 RBT (PG) 8:30 Marshal Law, Texas: Home Invaders (M) 9:30 Movie: “Magnum Force” (MA15+l,v) (’73) Stars: Clint Eastwood 12:00 Longmire (M v) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

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11:30 Frasier 12:00 Offspring (M l,a) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s,a) 8:30 New Girl (M s) 9:00 How To Live With Your Parents (PG s) 9:30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG s) 10:00 Sex And The City (MA15+ s,l) 11:35 Late Show 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG)

ABC3

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Splatalot 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol Road Trip: Shifty Science 8:30 Dance Academy

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 7:30 Budget 2014: The Treasurer’s Speech 8:00 7.30: Special Edition 8:30 ABC News 10:00 The Drum: Budget Special 10:30 Lateline 11:05 The Business 11:30 7.30: Special Edition 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand - Presented by Peter Wilkins. 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 ABC Open

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG)11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “To Love, Honor and Deceive” (M a) (’97) Stars: Vanessa Marcil 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 7Prime News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) [s] – Maddy’s behaviour spirals out of control and Chris has a plan that could win him a second chance with Denny but will it work? 7:30 Program To Be Advised 11:30 Defiance: Everything Is Broken / Earth Alliance (M s,v) – Colonel Galen Marsh reveals that he is after the hidden Voltan weapons system. 12:30 Home Shopping

WIN

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 The AFL Footy Show (M) – The Logie award-winning AFL Footy Show celebrates its 21st season 10:30 Program To Be Advised 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Partners: The Jeter Exception (M v) – Joe uncovers sexy photos of Ali with famous baseball player Derek Jeter 2:00 Extra. 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News

TEN

6:00 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG l) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family: Bad Hair Day [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:30 Offspring (M s) 9:30 The Good Wife: Parallel Construction, B*tches (M s) 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s]11:00 Elementary: Snow Angels (M v) 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 My Place 10:45 Behind The News Specials 11:00 One Plus One [s] 11:30 Talking Heads [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 Vet School (PG) [s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 5:00 ABC News [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Albania (PG) 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI: Albania (PG) [s] 8:30 Spicks And Specks (PG) 9:00 Jonah From Tonga (MA15+a,l) [s] 9:30 Upper Middle Bogan (M l,s) [s] 10:00 United States Of Tara (MA15+s,l) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s]11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Hustle (PG) 12:30 Parliament Question Time: Senate

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s]) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 My Family Feast: Afghan [s] 6:30 SBS World News 7:30 Walking Through History (PG) [s] 8:30 One Born Every Minute: What Happened Next? (M a,l) [s] – After a lot of screaming from Kerry and a few firm words from her midwife, baby Jamie was born. 9:30 The Bridge (M s,n,a,l) – Saga and Martin face a complex puzzle.

10:35 SBS World News Late [s] 11:05 Giro d’Italia - Stage 5: *Live 1:30 Drama Movie: “White Material” (MA15+ v) (’09) (In French) 3:25 Adbc (PG) 4:00 Costa’s Arnhem Land Odyssey [s]

9:30 Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona- GO! 7TWO tion St (PG) 10:30 Last Chance Surgery

(PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 The Indian Doctor (PG) 8:30 Lewis (M v) Stars: Kevin Whately 10:30 Bramwell (M a) 11:40 The Bill (M) 12:40 Homicide: Life On The Street: Justice - Part 2 (M) 1:30 Harry’s Practice 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons And Daughters

6:00 Children’s Programs 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Toy Hunter 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 The looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Auction Hunters: Quadzilla Attacks 8:30 Movie: “Sphere” (M v,h) (’98) Stars: Dustin Hoffman & Sharon Stone 11:20 Auction Hunters: Quadzilla Attacks 12:20 Two And A Half Men (PG s) 1:00 Oh Sit! (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 World Series ONE Sprintcars 9:00 Car Torque 9:30 The Pits 10:30 Omnisport 10:00 Trick My Truck 10:30 Temporary Australians 11:00 The Biggest Loser USA 1:00 Rush 2:00 World’s Toughest Trucker 3:00 Super Rugby 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 White Collar (PG v) 8:30 Burn Notice (M v) 9:30 Sons Of Anarchy (MA15+ v) 10:40 Breakout Kings (M v) 11:40 The Glades (M v) 12:40 The Project 1:40 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a)

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 ABC2 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast (PG) 8:25 The Checkout 8:30 Cherry’s Body Dilemmas (M a,l,n) 9:30 Bodyshockers (M l) 10:30 The Gruen Transfer (M a) 11:05 The Roast (PG) 11:15 Outside Chance (M l) 11:45 Archer (M l) 12:10 First Dates (M l) 12:55 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:40 Dancing King: Man In The Mirror (M l) 2:20 ABC News Update

Worldwatch News (All day) SBS 2 5:00 4:05 ANZ Netball Championship Highlights 4:35 Departures: Ethiopia (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters: Fright Night (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Godzilla Versus King Ghidorah” (PG) (’91) (From Japan) 10:25 Horror Movie: “REC” (MA15+ h,v) (’07) (In Spanish) 11:50 The Feed 12:20 Robot Chicken: The Deep End: The Deep End (M v,s) 12:35 MXC (M s) 1:00 Drama Movie: “Wintersleepers” (M a,s) (’97) (In German) 3:05 DW News in English

8:00 Austin & Ally 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 TJ Hooker (PG v,a) 2:00 World’s Strangest (PG) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG v) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Hollywood Treasure (PG v) 5:00 Hollywood Treasure (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters Specials (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Classic Car Rescue (PG) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M l,a) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Rude Tube (M) 12:00 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 1:00 The Chaser’s War On Everything (M) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons And Daughters 4:00 Motor Mate

Sea Patrol (PG) 9:00 TV Shop GEM 8:00 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Up The Chastity Belt” (PG s) (’72) Stars: Bill Frazer 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 3:30 Border Force (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 What’s Your Emergency? (M l,a) 10:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way (M) 1:30 Friends (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

11:30 Frasier 12:00 Offspring (M l,a) 1:00 11 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons (G) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Simpsons (PG) 10:00 The Cleveland Show (M s.v) 10:30 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It ABC3 Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Splatalot 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60: Arizona 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:30 Dance Academy

ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC 24 6:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 Capital Hill 2:00 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business - Presented by Ticky Fullerton 8:55 ABC Open 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton. 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 ABC Open

WEDNESDAY MAY 14

PRIME

7MATE

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

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