TV Guide - May 15 - May 21, 2014

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THURSDAY MAY 15

Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise Prime 5:30 [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Cool Money Bobby” (PG a,s,v,l) Stars: Margot Kidder 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 7Prime News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG a,v) – Phoebe learns the truth about her father’s visit. 7:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 9: Adelaide V Collingwood – The Magpies make their way to The City of Churches new home of football, the Adelaide Oval,. 11:00 Movie: “Transporter 3” (M s,v,l) (’08) Stars: Jason Statham 1:05 Home Shopping

WIN

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie & Jimmy’s Food Fight Club [s] 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Beast’s Obsession (M) 9:30 Law & Order: SVU: Rhodium Nights (M v,d) 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:00 Saving Grace: Hear The Birds (M d,v,a) 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 In My Shoes The News 11:00 Wonders Of The Universe [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 1:00 QI (PG) [s] 1:30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg (PG) [s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] [s] 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Astronomy (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Budget 2014: Right Of Reply [s] 8:00 7.30: Special Edition (PG) 8:30 Call The Midwife (PG) [s] 9:30 Births, Deaths And Marriages (MA15+a,l,v) [s] 10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 The Business [s] 11:20 Two On The Great Divide (PG) [s] 12:20 Parliament Question Time: Reps 1:20 Movie: “Danger Patrol” (PG) (’37) Stars: Sally Eilers

UEFA Europa League *Live* – at SBS 5:00 Juventus Stadium. 7:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Jimmy’s Forest: Spring (PG a) 1:55 The Hotel (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 My Sri Lanka With Peter Kuruvita [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Luke Nguyen’s France [s] 8:00 French Food Safari [s] 8:30 Jonathan Phang’s Gourmet Express: Bucharest To Istanbul 9:30 Fargo: Eating the Blame (M v) 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 Giro d’Italia - Stage 6: *Live 1:30 Coppers: I Love Nicking People (MA15+l) 2:25 China: Triumph & Turmoil (PG) 3:20 Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections: Earthquake Proof Bridge

Home And Away 9:30 Shortland GO! 7TWO 9:00 St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Yu-gi-oh!

Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:00 Adventure Time (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 The looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Suburgatory (PG) 8:30 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Boogie Nights” (MA15+ s,l,v,d,a) (’97) Stars: Mark Wahlberg & Julianne Moore 12:30 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 2:30 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

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6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 2014 Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix 10:30 Omnisport 11:00 The Biggest Loser USA 12:00 Omnisport 12:30 Flip Men (PG s,l) 1:00 Rush 2:00 The Glades (M v) 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Catch Me If You Can” (M) (’02) 11:25 Blokesworld (MA15+ s,n) 11:55 The Project 12:55 Wild Racers 1:25 Omnisport Hot off the satellite 2:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast 8:30 Spicks And Specks (PG) 9:00 Jonah From Tonga (M a,l) 9:30 Dirty Laundry (M) 10:10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:55 The Roast (PG) 11:10 Gruen Planet (PG) 11:45 Good Game 12:15 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:00 The Runaway (MA15+l,v,s) 1:45 Craft Corner Deathmatch (PG) 2:05 ABC News Update

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 UEFA Europa League 4:35 Departures: Vietnam 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters: Motorcycle Water-Ski (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock: Idiots Are People Two! 8:30 Vikings: Boneless (MA15+v) 9:25 Lil Bub & Friendz (M l) 10:35 The Feed 11:05 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 11:40 The Tales Of Nights (MA15+s) 12:40 Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Dumber Days (M a,s,v,d) 12:55 MXC (M s) 1:20 Action Movie: “Taxi” (M s,l,d) (’98) (In French) 2:55 NHK World News

GEM

ABC 24

10:30 Last Chance Surgery (PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 The Amazing Race 8:30 Movie: “Bridget Jones’s Diary” (M s,v,l) (’01) 10:40 Movie: “Because I Said So” (M) (’07) 12:30 Australia’s Wild Secrets 1:00 Harry’s Practice 1:30 Dr Oz (PG)

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Big Bang Theory: The Prestidigitation Approximation / The Zarnecki Incursion (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “Killers” (M v,s,l) (’10) Stars: Katherine Heigl, Ashton Kutcher 11:30 The NRL Footy Show (M) 12:30 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:30 A Current Affair [s] 2:00 The Middle: Winners And Losers (PG) 2:30 Extra [s]3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News

8:00 Austin & Ally 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 TJ Hooker (M) 2:00 World’s Strangest (PG) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG v) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Hollywood Treasure 5:00 Hollywood Treasure (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:00 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Swamp People: Swamp Wars (PG) 8:30 Tattoo Nightmares (M) 9:00 Bad Link (PG) 10:00 Rude Tube (M) 11:00 To Be Announced 11:30 SportsFan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Zoom TV (PG) 1:00 The Chaser’s War On Everything (M) 1:30 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 2:30 World’s Strangest (PG)

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 My Sea Patrol (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Love Lottery” (G) (’54) Stars: David Niven 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG s) 3:30 RBT (PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 RBT (PG) 8:30 Galapagos: Forces Of Change 9:30 Amazing Medical Stories (PG) 10:30 Embarrassing Bodies (MA15+ n,s,mp) 11:30 My Strange Addiction (PG a) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way

9:30 Wurrawhy 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M a) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 The Simpsons (PG) 8:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s) 9:30 To Be Announced 10:30 Sex And The City (MA15+ l) 11:10 Late Show (PG) 12:00 ET 12:30 Becker (PG) 1:30 Happy Days

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Splatalot 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60: Alligator Gar / Snapping Turtle 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:30 Dance Academy

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 7:30 Budget 2014: Right Of Reply 8:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business 8:55 ABC Open 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton. 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 ABC Open 5:30 The Business

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 SunPRIME rise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven’s Midday News *Live 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Welcome to Paradise” (PG a) (’94) Stars: Shelley Long 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 7Prime News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] 7:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 9: Essendon V Sydney The Bombers will be aiming to turn the tables on the Swans who have beaten them in the last two clashes, including once at Etihad Stadium. Bruce McAvaney and Dennis Cometti lead the call. 11:00 Program To Be Advised 1:00 Home Shopping

Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 NaWIN 5:30 tional Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now [s] 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “Good Will Hunting” (M l,v) (’98) Stars: Matt Damon & Ben Affleck 11:05 The Mentalist: Red Velvet Cupcakes (M) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Late Movie: “Message In A Bottle” (PG a,s,l) (’99) Stars: Kevin Costne 4:00 Extra [s] 4:30 Good Morning America

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning12:00 Jamie’s Fish Suppers [s] 1:00 Jamie’s Big Feastival 2:30 Jamie Does The French Pyrenees [s] 3:30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals: Stuffed Foccacia (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family: The Wow Factor [s] 6:30 The Project Encore [s] 7:30 The Living Room (PG) 8:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s]11:00 Blue Bloods: The Life We Chose (M v) 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Dust Echoes 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 ABC News With Jane Hutcheon [s] 1:00 Call The Midwife (M a) 2:00 At The Movies (PG) 2:30 Hebburn (PG) [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 5:00 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Alan (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7:30 [s] 8:00 Absolutely Fabulous: Job (PG) [s] 8:30 Jonathan Creek: The Curse Of The Bronze Lamp (M s,v) [s] 9:35 Luther (M v,a) [s] – Luther is blackmailed by Jenny’s former madam 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 Randling [s] 11:35 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Living Black SBS 2 [s] 1:35 Inspector Rex (M v,a,n) 2:30 NITV News Week In Review [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 [s] 6:00 Food Factory: Supersized: Just Add Water (PG) 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 This is Brazil! - Braslia & Rio de Janeiro [s] 8:30 The Last Days Of Anne Boleyn (PG) 9:35 As It Happened: Edward And George: Two Brothers, One Throne (PG) 10:35 SBS World News Late 11:05 Giro d’Italia - Stage 7: *Live 1:30 Kurt Wallander: The Collector (MA l) 3:10 Crime Movie: “Chiko” (MA15+v,l,d,s) (’08) (In German and Turkish) 4:50 Island Feast With Peter Kuruvita

FRIDAY MAY 16

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ABC3

ABC

Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona7TWO 9:30 tion St (PG) 10:30 Last Chance Surgery (PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Australia’s Best Houses 10:00 Secret Location (PG) 11:00 Cowboy Builders (PG) 12:00 Downsize Me (PG) 1:00 Harry’s Practice 1:30 Dr Oz (PG)

GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh!

Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Suburgatory (PG) 3:00 Nitro Circus 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo!

(PG) 5:00 The Looney Tunes Show 5:30 Movie: “Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed” (PG v,sn) (’04) 7:30 Movie: “Suddenly 30” (PG s,l,d) (’04) Stars: Jennifer Garner & Mark Ruffalo 9:40 Movie: “Take The Lead” (PG v,l,s) (’06) Stars: Antonio Banderas 12:00 Beware The Batman (M) 12:30 Regular Show 2:00 TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 Golf Getaway 8:30 NASCAR Sprint Cup Highlights 9:30 Omnisport 10:00 Flip Men (PG s,l) 10:30 Million Dollar Catch 11:00 The Biggest Loser USA (PG) 1:00 Rush 2:00 Undercover Boss (PG) 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction 9:30 Movie: “Jackass 3” (MA15+ l,n) (’10) 11:30 The League (MA15+ s) 12:00 The Project Encore 1:00 The Indestructibles 2:00 Fight Master MMA (M v,l) 3:00 Flip Men (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast 8:25 The Checkout (PG) 8:35 First Dates (M l,s) 9:30 Ladyboys (M a) 10:15 Gruen Transfer (PG) 10:50 The Roast (PG) 11:05 Bodyshockers (M l) 12:05 The Tonight Show (PG) 12:45 Pete Versus Life (M l,s) 1:15 Haven: The Hand You’re Dealt (M v) 1:55 ABC News

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: Ethiopia: Dances With Bulls (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:05 UEFA Europa League Highlights 7:00 Ninja Warrior 7:30 Friday Feed 8:00 30 Rock - Idiots Are People Three! (PG) 8:30 RuPaul’s Drag Race: Totally Leotarded (M s,l) 9:20 Movie: “The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest” (M s) (’09) (In Swedish) 11:55 The Walking Dead: Nebraska (MA15+h,v) (From the US) 12:45 The Walking Dead: Triggerfinger (MA15+h,v) 1:35 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:35 NHK World English News

8:00 Austin & Ally 8:30 Fish Hooks 7MATE 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 TJ Hooker (PG v) 2:00 World’s Strangest (PG) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG v) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 5:00 Hollywood Treasure (PG) 5:30 Mythbuster Specials (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:00 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Pre-Game Show 7:30 Movie: “Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant” (PG v,h,l) (’09) Stars: Salma Hayek 9:45 Movie: “Unbreakable” (M a,v) (’00) 12:00 Movie: “Supersize Me” (M l,s,a) (’04) 2:15 Horsepower TV (PG) 2:30 Pimp My Ride 3:00 World’s Strangest: Explosions (PG)

GEM

10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG s,v) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee (M) 8:30 American Idol (PG) 11:00 Sex And The City (MA15+s) 11:35 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Becker 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Steam Punks! 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Bushwhacked! 8:05 Prank Patrol Road Trip 8:30 Good Game SP

ABC 24

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

8:00 My Strange Addiction (PG a) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Warlords Of Atlantis” (PG) (’78) 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG s) 3:30 Galapagos 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Football: Sydney Roosters v Wests Tigers 9:30 Football: South Sydney Rabbitohs v Melbourne Storm 11:30 Movie: “Showdown In Little Tokyo” (MA15+d,l,v,s) (’91) 1:00 Movie: “Station Six” (PG a,v) (’64) 3:00 Movie: “The Long & The Short & The Tall” (PG v) (’61)

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ABC2

ABC3

SBS 2

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 One Plus One 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton. 11:00 ABC News 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline - Hosted by Tony Jones and Emma Alberici. 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 ACT 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 7:30 SA

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Tv guide 6:00 Home Shopping [s] 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 12:00 Live Well (PG) [s] 1:00 Dr Oz: The Foolproof Hour: Dr. Oz’s Foolproof Plan To Stop Moods (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Tiger Cruise” (G) (’04) Stars: Bill Pullman 4:00 To Be Announced 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 9: Fremantle V Geelong – The Cats head Patersons Stadium, Perth with revenge on their minds after the Dockers beat them in an upset in last year’s Qualifying Final 11:00 World’s Wildest Police Videos (M) 11:59 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2014 [s] *Live Perth Challenge 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

TEN

6:00 Fit ‘n’ Flexed [s] 6:30 I Fish 7:00 Call Of The Whale [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 Studio 10 Saturday (PG) [s] 10:00 Studio 10 Saturday Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 The Doctors (PG) 12:00 The Living Room Encore (PG) 1:00 It’s A Lifestyle TV [s] 1:30 A Taste of Travel [s] 2:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures [s] 3:00 Love Your Sister (PG) [s] 4:00 What’s Up Downunder? 4:30 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News 6:00 The Simpsons (PG) 6:30 Attenborough’s Life In The Undergrowth: The Silk Spinners [s] 7:30 Bondi Vet (PG) 8:30 Movie: “X-Men: First Class” (M v,l) (’11) Stars: James McAvoy 11:10 Late Movie: “Crush” (M s,v) (’09) Stars: Chris Egan 1:30 Infomercial (PG)

ABC

6:00 rage (PG) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer (PG) 11:30 Great Expectations (PG) 12:00 Australian Story [s] 12:30 QI: Alan (PG) [s] 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 7: Williamstown v Geelong [s] 4:10 The People’s Supermarket (PG) [s] 5:10 River Cottage: Winter’s On The Way [s] 6:00 Saturday Landline [s] 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Death In Paradise (PG) [s] 8:35 The Gods Of Wheat Street: She Who Supplanted Her Sister (M v) [s] – Everyone is relieved to have Odin home 9:30 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries: Murder A La Mode (M v) [s] 10:25 The Time Of Our Lives (M l) [s] 11:20 rage: Guest Programmer (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,a,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 San Remo Song Festival 2014 3:00 Twiggy: The Face of the 60s (PG) 4:00 Contact: Guy Le Querrec: Miles Davis (PG) 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 Road To The 2014 FIFA World Cup: Switzerland & Uruguay 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Miniature Britain (PG) [s] – Discover nature at its most incredible 8:30 Drama Movie: “Harry Brown” (MA15+ v,l,d,s) (’09) – The escalating crime and violence has made him so frightened that he wont even use the underpass near his home. (From the UK) 10:30 Giro d’Italia - Stage 8: Belfast 1:30 FA Cup 2014 Final: Arsenal v Hull City - Live at Wembley Stadium, London.

10:00 Home Shopping 11:00 Hairy GO! 7TWO Bikers’ USA (PG) 11:30 Coxy’s Big

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Batman (PG v) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 11:00 Buzz Bumble 11:30 Pyramid 12:00 Kitchen Whiz 12:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal (PG) 1:00 Winx Club (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Top Gear (PG) 3:00 Oh Sit! (PG) 4:00 Extra 4:30 Regular Show (PG) 5:30 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Cats & Dogs 2: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore” (G) (’10) 8:20 Movie: “Batman The Movie” (PG v,l) (’89) Stars: Jack Nicholson 11:00 Batman: The Dark Knight Returns - Part Two (M v) 12:30 Top Gear (PG) 1:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 2:30 Fringe (M) 3:30 Cult (MA15+ v,a)

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6:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 11:30 Omnisport 12:00 The Pits 1:00 Frontiers Of Construction 2:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 3:00 Trick My Truck 3:30 Car Torque 4:00 Frontiers Of Construction 5:00 Wild Racers 5:30 Reel Rock (PG l) 6:00 Trick My Truck 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 Dirty Great Machines 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 9:30 Bellator MMA (M v,l) 11:30 Blokesworld (M) 12:00 48 Hours (M) 1:00 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a) 2:00 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 3:00 Trick My Truck 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 Nascar Sprint Cup Highlights

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:00 Mister Maker Around The World 4:30 Iconicles 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:35 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 triple j’s One Night Stand (PG) – Catch all the action live from triple j’s One Night Stand in Mildura, VIC 8:45 triple j’s One Night Stand 10:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:50 Dirty Laundry (PG) 11:30 Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (M l,s) 1:50 ABC News Update

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 2:00 What Is Reality? 3:00 World BBoy Championships: France 3:30 Dexpedition (PG s,a) 3:55 The World Of Jenks (PG) 4:20 Monster Moves 5:20 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers (PG) 6:15 Planet Sport: USA 7:15 The Office (PG) 7:40 American Ninja Warrior (PG) 8:30 RocKwiz (PG) 9:30 Alarm For Cobra 11 (M a) 10:25 Real Humans (M v,l) 11:30 Benidorm Bastards (PG) 12:00 Shorts On Screen (MA15+l) 12:35 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 1:10 Movie: “White Night Wedding” (M n,s,l) (’08) (In Icelandic) 3:00 CCTV News

GEM

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8:00 Totally Wild 8:30 Me & My Monsters 9:05 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 11:35 Happy Days 12:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 2:00 To Be Announced 4:30 Laverne & Shirley 5:00 90210: To The Future! (PG s,l,d,a) 6:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 6:30 Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model (PG) 7:30 Futurama: Holiday Spectacular (PG) 8:00 Movie: “Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan” (PG v) (’82) Stars: William Shatner 10:20 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 11:20 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 1:55 ET 2:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 3:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG)

ABC3

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:25 Kobushi 10:55 The Twisted Whiskers Show 11:20 The Super Hero Squad Show 11:45 Star Wars 1:40 Peleda 1:55 Big Babies 2:20 Tracey McBean 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 Dead Gorgeous 3:30 Grojband 4:00 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:15 Kid Vs Kat 4:30 The Dukes Of Broxstonia 4:40 Camp Lakebottom 5:05 Strange Hill High 5:30 Horrible Histories 6:00 Worst Year of My Life, Again 6:25 Wolfblood 6:50 Stoked 7:15 Detentionaire 7:45 Deltora Quest 8:30 Astro Boy 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho

ABC 24

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Big Ideas 1:02 National Press Club Address: The Hon Joe Hockey MP, Treasurer 2:00 ABC News 2:30 The World This Week 3:00 ABC News 3:30 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 The Indigenous Quarter 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Landline 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC News

Home Shopping 7:00 WeekPRIME\7 6:00 end Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game WIN

TEN

6:00 Religious Program 7:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 8:30 Studio 10: Sunday [s] 10:00 The Bolt Report [s] 11:00 The Talk (PG) [s] 1:00 Sunday Afternoon Movie: “Just Wright” (PG l,a) (’10) 3:00 I Fish [s] 3:30 Car Torque (PG) [s] 4:00 The Bolt Report Encore [s] 5:00 TEN News [s] 6:00 Bondi Rescue (PG) [s] 6:30 Modern Family (PG) 7:00 The Millers: Stuff (PG) [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 9:00 Elementary (M v,a) 10:00 The Graham Norton Show [s] 11:00 Sunday Late Movie: “Accidents Happen” (M l,d,a) (’09) – After a family tragedy, 15-year-old Billy Conway has become the de facto glue between his bitter mum, distant brother, and stoic dad. Stars: Geena Davis 1:00 Infomercial (PG)

6:00 rage (PG) 8:00 Weekend Breakfast [s] 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Offsiders [s] 10:30 The World This Week [s] 11:00 7.30 [s] 11:30 Songs of Praise 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Gardening Australia [s] 1:30 Flickerfest (PG) [s] 1:50 Death In Paradise (PG) [s] 2:50 Opera Australia: Don Pasquale [s] 5:00 Midsomer Murders (PG) 6:30 Compass: Twilight Songs [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Restoration Home: Coltman Street [s] 8:30 Inspector George Gently: Gently With Honour (M v) 10:00 Balibo (M l,v) [s] 11:50 Movie: “Fahrenheit 451” (M l,v) (’07) Stars: Julie Christie 1:40 Movie: “If I Had A Million” (PG) (’32) Stars: Gary Cooper 3:00 Restoration Home: Cassillis (PG) 4:00 The New Inventors [s]

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 So Frenchy, So Chic [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 2014 Superbike World Championship - Round 4: Imola, Italy 4:30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 5:00 Subaru World of Cycling [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 6:00 Road To The 2014 FIFA World Cup: Franc 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: Sacred Wonders Of Britain [s] 8:30 Derren Brown: The Great Art Robbery [s] 9:50 Magic Mushrooms [s] – Explores the amazing properties of one of nature’s most ancient and sophisticated living organism. 10:50 Giro d’Italia: Stage 9 *Live 1:30 Comedy Movie: “Marriage And Other Disasters” (M l) (In Italian) 3:15 Ohio Slave Girls: Their Story (M)

Home Shopping 9:30 Time Of 7TWO 8:30 My Life (PG) 10:00 The Hungry GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Max Steel (PG v) 12:00 Digimon Fusion 12:30 Yugi-oh! Zexal 1:00 Winx Club 1:30 Tv Shop 2:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 4:00 Regular Show 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Scooby-doo! 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 MOM (M) 9:30 Movie: “Semi Pro” (M s,l) (’08) Stars: Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson & Andre Benjamin 11:30 The Middle (PG) 12:30 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 1:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 2:30 Fringe (M v) 3:30 Cult (MA15+ v,a) 4:30 Thundercats (PG) 4:50 Winx Club

ONE

8:00 Omnisport 8:30 The List 9:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 11:30 Omnisport 12:00 Chasing The White Air 1:00 Frontiers Of Construction 2:00 The Indestructibles (PG v) 3:00 Fit ‘n’ Flexed 3:30 Trick My Truck 4:00 Adventure Angler TV 4:30 Golf Getaway 5:00 What’s Up Down Under 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Reel Rock (PG) 7:00 Fishing Expedition 7:30 Hardliners (PG) 8:00 Extreme Fishing 9:00 Bondi Rescue (PG l,a) 9:30 MotoGP 2014 Race 5 France 11:30 48 hours (M) 12:30 Fight Master MMA (M v) 1:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a,l) 2:30 Adventure Angler

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Iconicles 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:35 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Adventures Of Abney & Teals 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks: Geraldine Turner, Pete Smith & Stu McLeod (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Piranha (PG) 8:20 The Roast (PG) 8:30 Sunday Best: A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (M a,l,n,s) 10:00 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: Body Building (M a,l,s) 10:50 Ladyboys: The Ladyboy Capital Of The World (M a) 11:40 Sanctuary (M v) 1:50 ABC News

SBS 2

5:20 Worldwatch News 12:00 ANZ Netball Championship: Melbourne Vixens v West Coast Fever 2:00 FA Cup 2014 Final: Arsenal v Hull City 4:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 5:30 Eurovision Quiz Contest 8:30 South Park (M s,l) 8:55 Stand Up @ Bella Union (M s,a,l) 9:25 South Park: Dances with Smurfs (M s,a) 9:55 Him And Her: The Arrival (M s,l) 10:25 Movie: “The Day I Saw Your Heart” (M s) (’11) (In French) 12:10 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 12:45 Movie: “Love Is In The Air” (M d,s,l) (’05) (In French) 2:35 Bigger Better Faster Stronger 3:05 Tour Of California 2014

GEM

8:30 Victorious 9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Get Ace 11:30 Frasier (PG) 12:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 12:30 To Be Announced 2:30 Neighbours 5:00 Sabrina 6:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 6:30 The Simpsons 7:00 Futurama (PG s,l) 7:30 Enlisted (PG v) 8:00 Dads (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “Wayne’s World” (PG s,l) (’00) 10:30 1600 Penn (PG s,l) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:30 Frasier (PG) 12:00 Sabrina (PG) 1:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Frasier (PG) 3:30 Sabrina (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 8:50 Prank Patrol 9:15 Dani’s Castle 9:45 The Aquabats! 10:10 Worst Year of My Life, Again 10:35 How To Be Indie 10:55 Girls In Love 11:20 What’s Up Warthogs 1:15 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 1:35 SheZow 2:00 Sally Bollywood 2:15 Don’t Blame The Koalas 2:40 Ocean Girl 3:10 Mortified 3:35 Bushwhacked! 4:05 The Little Prince 4:50 Shaun The Sheep 5:20 Officially Amazing 5:50 Wacky World Beaters 6:20 Spectacular Spider-Man 6:45 Iron Man 7:05 The Avengers 7:35 The Avengers 8:00 Wolverine & The X-Men 8:45 SheZow

ABC 24

SATURDAY MAY 17

PRIME

Break 12:00 Great South East 12:30 Creek To Coast 1:00 Queensland Weekender 1:30 Sydney Weekender 2:00 SA Life 2:30 Movie: “Raise The Titanic” (G) 4:45 The Great Australian Doorstep 5:15 Travel Oz (PG) 6:30 Robin Hood (PG v) 7:30 Once Upon A Time (PG h,v) 8:30 Movie: “The Last Song” (PG a,v,l) (’10) 10:40 The Border (PG) 11:40 World War II: The Lost Films (M v) 12:40 Movie: “Obliging Young Lady” (G) (’41) 2:30 Movie: “The Woman On Pier 13” (PG v) (’49)

6:00 App Central 7:00 Monster Nation (PG) 8:00 Home Shopping 9:00 TJ Hooker (PG v) 10:00 Zoom TV (PG v) 10:30 Dream Car Garage (PG v) 11:00 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction (PG) 12:00 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2014: Perth Challenge 1:00 V8 Xtra 1:30 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2014: Perth Challenge 5:30 Pimp My Ride 6:00 Mythbusters (PG) 7:00 Movie: “The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor” (PG v,h,l) (’11) 9:30 Movie: “Immortals” (MA15+ v,s) 11:50 Movie: “Pandorum” (MA15+v,h,l) (’09) 2:00 Is It Real? (M) 3:00 Monster Nation (PG)

7MATE

SUNDAY MAY 18

Day (PG) [s] 11:30 Guys With Kids: First Birthday (PG) 12:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Movie: “Secretariat” (G) (’10) Stars: Diane Lane 5:30 Coxy’s Big Break: Small Towns 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 House Rules (PG) [s] – There’s just two days left for our teams to transform Adam and Lisa’s home but all teams are behind schedule. 7:40 Sunday Night [s] 8:40 A Place To Call Home: I Believe (M) 9:40 Mr Selfridge (PG v,a) 10:40 Kath & Kim: Sport / Fat Wedding (PG) 11:40 Royal Pains: Sand Legs (M) 12:35 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2014: Perth Challeng 1:30 Home Shopping

Sailors (PG) 11:00 The Hook & The Cook (PG) 11:30 Special: The King And I 12:00 Live Well 1:00 Thorney’s Cooking Central 1:30 Lyndey Milan’s Taste Of Australia 2:00 Movie: “Carry On Abroad” (PG) 4:10 Home and Away (PG) 6:30 The Border (PG) 7:30 The Boat That Guy Built (PG) 8:10 Motorway Patrol (PG) 8:40 Escape To The Country 10:40 Homes Under The Hammer 12:00 Movie: “The Falcon Strikes Back” (PG v) (’43) 1:30 Movie: “The Three Musketeers” (G) (’35) 3:30 Time Of My Life

9:30 Reef Wranglers (PG) 10:00 Big Australia 11:00 Lights Out (PG) 11:30 Hawaii Air Rescue (PG) 12:00 2014 Australian Off Road Championship 12:30 Triathlon Ironman Australia 1:30 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2014: Perth Challenge 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Tron: Legacy” (PG v) (’10) Stars: Jeff Bridges 9:00 Movie: “The Amazing Spider-Man” (M v) (’12) Stars: Rhys Ifans 12:00 To Be Announced 12:30 The Chaser’s War On Everything (M) 1:00 Gaelic Football: Tyrone v Down 3:00 Reef Wranglers (PG) 3:30 Lights Out: Rainy Day Repairs (PG l)

7MATE

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Saturday (PG) 12:00 Middle (PG) 12:30 Partners (PG) 1:00 Movie: “Little Giants” (PG l) (’94) Stars: Rick Moranis & Ed O’Neill 3:00 Desert Seas (PG) 4:00 The Bottom Line: Kate Ceberano (PG) 4:30 Discover Downunder: Halls Gap & Lake Fyans 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 6:00 National News - Saturday [s] 7:00 The Voice: Blind Auditions No. 5 8:30 The Voice: Blind Auditions No. 6 10:00 Movie: “Ocean’s Eleven” (M l) (’01) Stars: Brad Pitt & George Clooney 12:30 Late Movie: “The Cave” (M v) (’05) Stars: Cole Hauser 2:30 Spyforce (PG) 3:30 Extra 4:00 Danoz 4:30 The Baron (PG)

8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Movie: “Wherever She Goes” (G) (’53) 11:00 Movie: “The Happiest Days Of Your Life” (G) (’50) 12:45 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen 1:15 Postcards 1:45 Movie: “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof” (PG) (’58) Stars: Elizabeth Taylor 4:05 Movie: “The Great Train Robbery” (PG) (’79) 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 9:30 CSI: NY (M v,d) 10:30 CSI: Miami (M) 11:20 The Closer (M) 12:20 Movie: “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof” (PG) (’58) Stars: Elizabeth Taylor 2:35 Movie: “Wherever She Goes” (G) (’53) Stars: Nigel Love 6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Financial Review Sunday *Live 10:30 Wide World Of Sports 11:30 Sunday Footy Show 1:00 TAC Cup: Future Stars (PG) 2:00 Customs (PG) 2:30 Movie: “Jeremiah Johnson” (PG a,v,l) (’72) – Turning his back on civilisation, a mountain man must struggle to survive a brutal land, hostile Indians and rival trappers. Stars: Robert Redford 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Postcards [s] 6:00 National News - Sunday [s] 6:30 To Be Announced 8:00 Program To Be Advised 12:00 Financial Review Sunday 12:30 What Would You Do? (M) 1:30 20/20 [s] 2:30 Spyforce: The Bridge (PG) 3:30 Danoz 4:00 Good Morning America [s]

6:00 TV Shop 6:30 Music Special: Pete Murray 6:45 Movie: “The Love Lottery” (G) (’554) Stars: David Niven & Peggy Cummins 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 Movie: “Contraband Spain” (PG v) (’58) Stars: Richard Greene 11:45 Movie: “Derby Day” (G) (’52) Stars: Anna Neagle 1:30 Getaway (PG) 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Sunday Football: Canterbury Bulldogs v Warriors - All the action at Waikato Stadium, Hamilton.

6:00 Customs (PG) 6:30 Movie: “The Fugitive” (PG) (’93) 9:10 Movie: “High Crimes” (M v,s) (’02) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Stansted” The Inside Story (PG) 1:30 Getaway 2:00 TV Shop

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SBS

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 9:02 Insiders 10:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Inside Edge 1:00 ABC News 1:30 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Offsiders 3:00 ABC News 3:30 State To State 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Landline 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:30 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 Insiders 9:00 ABC News 9:30 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Foreign Correspondent 11:02 Landline 12:02 Big Ideas 12:30 #TalkAboutIt 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC News

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5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 Program To Be Advised 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) 7:30 House Rules (PG) [s] – It’s judgment day on the Victorian renovation and while some teams have flourished, others are falling apart. 9:15 Revenge: Allegiance (M) – A day at the races leads to Emily learning the identity of a key conspirator against her father 10:15 Grey’s Anatomy: Take It Back (M) 11:10 Talking Footy (PG)12:10 Suits: Heartburn (M) 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG s,a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family: The Future Dunphys 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:30 24: Live Another Day: 1:00pm - 2:00pm (M) 9:30 Have You Been Paying Attention? (PG) 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:00 Touch: Fight Or Flight (M) [s] 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Backyard Science 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 ABC News With Ros Childs [s] 1:00 Landline [s] 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen [s] 2:30 Hebburn (PG) [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Program To Be Advised 4:00 Last Of The Summer Wine 5:00 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads: Life’s Too Short [s] 6:30 QI: Arts (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch (PG) [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business [s] 11:35 Changi: Curley (M s,l,v) [s] 12:35 Movie: “Drive, He Said” (M l,n,s,v) (’71) Stars: Jack Nicholson 2:05 Movie: “A Damsel In Distress” (G) (’37) Stars: Fred Astaire

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Trapped In An Elevator (PG) [s] 2:05 First Australians: An Unhealthy Government Experiment (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 International News 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Living Black [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 Luke Nguyen’s Vietnam [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:35 Mythbusters: Apple Bobbing Bungee / Tennis Wing Walk (PG) 8:35 Vikings: The Choice (PG) 9:30 RocKwiz (PG) 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 The World Game [s] 11:30 Clown: The Ambassador 12:00 Shorts On Screen (MA15+l) 12:35 Drama Film: “Poetry” (M a,s) (’10) (In Korean) 3:10 Mission Everest (PG) [s]

Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona7TWO 9:30 tion St (PG) 10:30 Last Chance Surgery GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Adventure Time 11:00 Power Rangers 11:30 Yu-gioh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ (PG) 2:00 The Middle (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 The Looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:00 Top Gear 9:30 Movie: “The Mechanic” (MA15+ v,s,l) (’10) Stars: Jason Statham 11:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 12:00 MAD (M) 12:30 Top Gear 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

ONE

6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 Golf Getaway 8:30 Omnisport 9:00 Sport Science 10:00 The Biggest Loser USA (PG) 12:00 Lights Out (M v) 1:00 Rush 2:00 Frontiers Of Construction 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Love Your Sister (PG l,a) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 8:00 Flip Men (PG) 8:30 Undercover Boss (PG) 9:30 Hell’s Kitchen (M l,s) 11:30 The Project Encore 12:30 Blokesworld (MA15+ s,l,n) 1:00 Dirty Great Machines 2:00 Fight Master MMA (M v) 3:00 Reel Rock (PG l) 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 NASCAR Nationwide

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast (PG) 8:30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: Thailand (M s) 9:20 Ross Kemp: Extreme World: Haiti (PG) 10:05 Set List (M l,s) 10:25 The Gruen Transfer (PG) 11:00 The Roast (PG) 11:15 A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (M l) 12:45 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:30 Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil (M s,l) 1:50 ABC News

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures Rwana 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters (PG) 7:35 The Feed 8:05 30 Rock 8:30 Life Support (M s,a) 9:00 Housos: Jailbreak (MA15+d,s,l) 9:30 Unplanned America (M s,a,l) 10:00 Unplanned America (M s,a,l) 10:30 The Feed 11:00 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 11:30 Bare-Faced Cheek (PG) 12:30 Frisky Dingo (MA15+v) 12:40 MXC (M s) 1:10 Movie: “You Bet Your Life” (M a,s,l,n) (’05) (From Austria, in German) 2:55 RT News in English

ABC 24

MONDAY MAY 19

PRIME

11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Britain’s Greatest Machines 8:30 Foyle’s War (M v) 10:45 Jonathan Creek (M a) 11:45 Great SAS Missions (M v) 12:30 Australia’s Wild Secrets 1:00 Harry’s Practice 1:30 Kingswood Country 2:00 Dr Oz (PG)

5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Kurdistan (PG v) – Tony and his crew venture to the war zone and fledgling country of Kurdistan to explore the tragic history and hopeful future of the ethnic group known as the Kurds. 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s]

SBS

7MATE

6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Gravity Falls 7:30 Zeke and Luther 8:00 Handy Manny 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The Press 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2014: Perth Challenge 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride 4:30 Monster & Mega Machines 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Talking Footy (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration 10:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 11:00 American Restoration 11:30 Sportsfan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Disorderly Conduct (M) 1:30 Monster & Mega Machines

GEM

8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Win’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Bridal Path” (G) (’59) Stars: Bill Travers 3:00 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen 3:30 Planet Earth (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 The Zoo UK (PG) 9:30 Major Crimes: Curve Ball (M v) 10:30 Rizzoli & Isles (M v) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG v,l) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG s) 8:30 Supernatural (M) 9:30 Torchwood (M v,d) 10:30 American Horror Story (MA15+ s,v) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Entertainment Tonight 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven 3:00 Charmed (PG v,l)

ABC3

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Steam Punks! 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Oggy And The Cockroaches 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol Road Trip 8:30 Dance Academy

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business 9:00 ABC News Update 9:02 The Drum 9:30 ABC News Update 9:35 Q&A 11:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline - Hosted by Tony Jones and Emma Alberici 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “A Mind To Kill: White Rocks” (M a,v) (’94) Stars: Philip Madoc 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG a) – Sasha is handed a juicy story about Tamara’s accident 7:30 House Rules [s] – Tonight the teams are in Tasmania 8:45 Resurrection: Torn Apart (M) – The town of Arcadia is in a state of chaos when the return of the deceased reaches a critical mass. 9:45 Program To Be Advised 12:30 Home Shopping

WIN

5:30 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s 7:30 Program To Be Advised 11:30 Extra [s] – Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from The Grove in Los Angeles. 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 20/20 [s] – A news and current affairs show anchored by Elizabeth Varga and Chris Cuomo. 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:30 NCIS: Crescent City Part II (M) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Three Of Hearts (M) [s] 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:00 Under The Dome: Thicker Than Water (M v) 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Behind The News 11:00 Four Corners [s] 11:45 Media Watch [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 1:00 Q&A [s] 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen On The Road [s] 2:30 Hebburn (PG) 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 4:00 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) 5:00 ABC News [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Blue (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 Two Men In China [s] 9:30 At The Movies (PG) [s] 10:00 The Writers’ Room (PG) [s] 10:25 Lateline [s] 11:00 The Business [s] 11:25 Four Corners [s] 12:15 Media Watch (PG) [s] 12:30 Movie: “Long Day’s Journey Into Night” (PG) (’62) 3:30 Rugby Union: Shute Shield 2014

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Comedy Movie: “Teen Spirit” (M l,d,n,s) (’07) (In French) 2:30 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 Food Safari: Turkish Safari (PG) [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Secrets Of The Manor House (PG) [s] 8:30 Insight [s] 9:30 Dateline [s] 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 Giro d’Italia - Stage 10 *Live 1:30 The Killing (M v,l) – Sarah Lund and Ulrick Strange are in Afghanistan on a mission to track down the killer. 2:45 East West 101: Men of Conscience (M v) 3:45 The Circuit: Of Mice and Men (M l,a) [s]

Shortland Street (PG) 10:00 Coro7TWO 9:30 nation St 10:30 Last Chance Surgery GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh!

Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Top Gear (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 The Looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Movie: “The Town” (MA15+ v,l) (’10) Stars: Ben Affleck 12:00 Two And A Half Men (PG) 1:00 Sullivan & Son (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

ONE

6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 Fit ‘n’ Flexed 8:30 Omnisport 9:00 Reel Rock (PG l) 9:30 Hardliners (PG) 10:00 The Biggest Loser USA (PG) 12:00 Lights Out (M v) 1:00 Rush (PG) 2:00 Monster Jam 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway?

(PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Fishing Edge 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 The Indestructibles (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M a,v) 9:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ l,d) 10:30 Super Rugby 11:30 The Project 12:30 Bellator MMA (M v,l) 2:30 COPS: Adults Only (M a,v) 3:00 Frontiers Of Construction 4:30 Omnisport

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast 8:30 Good Game 9:00 The Checkout (PG) 9:30 Outside Chance (PG) 10:00 Archer: Viscous Coupling (M s) 10:20 Gruen Planet (M s) 10:55 The Roast (M l) 11:05 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (PG) 11:50 The Tonight Show (PG) 12:35 The Restaurant: The Singles 1:35 Heavy Haulers (PG) 2:25 ABC News Update

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All Day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: Greenland (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters: Food Fables (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock (PG s) 8:30 Orphan Black (MA15+s) 9:20 The Walking Dead: 18 Miles Out (MA15+s) 10:10 The Feed 10:40 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 11:15 Movie: “Ichi” (MA15+v) (’08) (in Japanese) 1:30 Tim And Eric’s Awesome Show (M s,l) 1:40 MXC (M s) 2:10 Drama Movie: “Reconstruction” (M s,1) (’03) (In Danish & Swedish) 3:50 France 24 News

ABC 24

TUESDAY MAY 20

PRIME

(PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 When Weather Changed History (PG) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 10:40 Seconds From Disaster (PG a,v) 11:45 When Weather Changed History (PG) 12:50 Harry’s Practice 1:30 Kingswood Country 2:00 Dr Oz (PG)

11

SBS

7MATE

8:00 Handy Manny 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2014: Perth Challenge 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Monster & Mega Machines 5:30 Mythbuster Specials (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 World’s Craziest Fools (PG) 8:30 Tattoo Nightmares (M l) 9:30 Bogan Hunters (MA15+d,s) 10:00 Family Guy (MA15+ a) 11:00 American Dad (M a) 12:00 Lizard Lick Towing (M) 12:30 SportsFan Clubhouse (PG) 1:30 Disorderly Conduct Caught (PG) 2:30 Is It Real? (PG) 3:30 Extreme Jobs (PG)

GEM

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 The Baron (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Halfway House” (PG) (’43) 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 3:30 RBT (PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 RBT (PG) 8:30 Marshal Law, Texas: Home Invaders (M) 9:30 Movie: “The Enforcer” (M l,v,n) (’76) Stars: Clint Eastwood 11:30 Longmire (M v,a) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

11

11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG v,l) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s,a) 8:30 New Girl (M s) 9:00 The Goodwin Games (PG) 9:30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG s) 10:40 To Be Announced 11:40 Late Show 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG v,l)

ABC3

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Steam Punks! 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Oggy 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol Road Trip: Crummy Cafe 8:30 Dance Academy

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 2:00 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business – Ticky Fullerton takes a detailed look at the day’s business and finance news. 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG)11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Helen West: Deep Sleep” (M a,v,d) (’02) Stars: Amanda Burton 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) [s] 7:30 House Rules [s] – Tonight, it’s a battle of the kids’ bedrooms but when a local artist goes AWOL, one team is left in the lurch. 8:45 The Blacklist: Berlin: Conclusion (M) – When a prisoner transport plane mysteriously crashes, the city is placed on lock. 9:45 Program To Be Advised 12:10 Dr Oz (PG a) 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 To Be Announced 8:30 Program To Be Advised 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Rizzoli & Isles: Welcome To The Dollhouse (M) – Young female professionals dressed as dolls are turning up dead on the public transit system, and Jane and Maura must piece together the clues. 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News

TEN

6:00 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG l) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:30 Offspring (M a) 9:30 The Good Wife: A Few Words (M) 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s]11:00 Elementary: Dead Man’s Switch (M v,a) 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Religious Programs (PG)

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 My Place 11:00 One Plus One [s] 11:30 Talking Heads [s] 12:00 ABC News With Ros Childs [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 Vet School (PG) [s] 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen On The Road [s] 2:30 Hebburn (PG) 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine 3:30 Program To Be Advised 5:00 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Birds (PG) 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI: Kings (PG) [s] 8:30 Spicks & Specks (PG) 9:00 Jonah From Tonga (M a,l,s) [s] 9:30 Upper Middle Bogan (M l) [s] 10:00 United States Of Tara (M s,l,v) 10:30 Lateline [s]11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Hustle (PG) [s] 12:30 Movie: “Cornered” (M v) (’45) Stars: Walter Slezak

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s]) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 My Family Feast: Serbian [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Walking Through History: Cornwall [s] 8:30 One Born Every Minute: What Happened Next? (M a,l) [s] 9:30 The Bridge (M d,n,a) – Saga and Martin re-interview witnesses in the case, and suspect someone within their own group has been doctoring information 10:35 SBS World News Late [s] 11:05 Giro d’Italia - Stage 11: *Live 1:30 Comedy Movie: “A Matter Of Heart” (M n,s,l) (’09) (In Italian) 3:25 Movie: “Zion And His Brother” (M l,s,v) (’09) (From Israel, in Hebrew)

9:30 Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona- GO! 7TWO tion St (PG) 10:30 Last Chance Surgery

(PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 The Indian Doctor (PG) 8:30 *Premiere: Endeavour (M) 10:30 Bramwell (M a) 11:40 The Bill (M) 1:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons And Daughters 4:00 Bargain Hunt

6:00 Children’s Programs 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Sullivan & Son (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 The Looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:00 Movie: “The Green Hornet” (M v,l) (’11) Stars: Jay Chou, Seth Rogen & Christoph Waltz 11:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 12:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 1:00 Oh Sit! (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

ONE

6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 Sport Science 9:00 Car Torque 9:30 Omnisport 10:00 Trick My Truck 10:00 The Biggest Loser USA 12:00 Lights Out (M v) 1:00 Rush 2:00 World’s Toughest Trucker 3:00 Super Rugby 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 White Collar (PG v) 8:30 Burn Notice (M v) 9:30 Sons Of Anarchy (MA15+ v) 10:45 Breakout Kings (M v) 11:45 The Glades (M v) 12:45 The Project Encore 1:40 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a) 2:45 The Indestructibles 3:45 Adventure Angler 4:15 Omnisport

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast (PG) 8:25 The Checkout 8:30 Is Amanda Knox Guilty? (PG) 9:30 Bodyshockers (M a,n,mp) 10:15 The Gruen Transfer (M a) 10:50 The Roast (PG) 11:05 Outside Chance (PG) 11:35 Archer (M s) 11:55 First Dates (M l,s) 12:45 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:25 Dancing King: Man In The Mirror (M l) 2:10 ABC News

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 ANZ Netball Championship Highlights 4:35 Departures: North Korea (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters: Crash Cushion (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Mayhem with Marc Fennell: Wu Xia” (MA15+v) (In Cantonese) 10:35 Horror Movie: “REC 2” (MA15+h,v,l) (’09) (In Spanish) 12:05 The Feed 12:35 Robot Chicken: S & M Present (M v,s) 12:50 MXC (M s) 1:15 Drama Movie: “Close To Home” (M l) (’05) (In Hebrew) 3:00 DW News in English

8:00 Handy Manny 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 Australian Off Road Championship 1:30 TJ Hooker (PG v,a) 2:30 Starsky & Hutch (PG v,d) 4:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG v) 5:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Classic Car Rescue (PG) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M l,a) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Rude Tube (M) 12:00 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 1:00 The Chaser’s War On Everything (M) 1:30 Pimp My Ride 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons And Daughters 4:00 Motor Mate

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 A Dream Home Abroad (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Last Holiday” (G) (’50) Stars: Alec Guinness 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 3:30 Border Force (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 What’s Your Emergency? (M l,a) 10:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way (M) 2:00 TV Shop

11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG v,l) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons (G) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Simpsons (PG) 10:00 The Cleveland Show (M s.v) 10:30 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Beverly Hills 90210 (M d) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Steam Punks! 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Oggy And The Cockroaches 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60: Brazil 2 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:30 Dance Academy

ABC 24

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 Capital Hill 2:00 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business – Presented by Ticky Fullerton. 8:55 ABC Open 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton. 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 Na- www.theweeklyadvertiser 5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 .com.au

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Clas-

5:00 UEFA Europa League *Page 7:00 World33

WEDNESDAY MAY 21

PRIME

7MATE

5:30 14, Seven Early News [s] 6:00 SunWednesday, May 2014

GEM

11

ABC

ABC3

SBS

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