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5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 A Place To Call Home (PG a) 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) – Kyle struggles after he hires the waitress from hell - his girlfriend. 7:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 5: Brisbane V Richmond – New Lions coach Justin Leppitsch will be desperate for his charges to break their drought of five straight losses to Richmond. 11:00 Thursday Late Movie: “Centurion” (M v) (’10) Stars: Michael Fassbender 1:00 Home Shopping
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TEN
5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Recipe To Riches 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family (PG) 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 So You Think You Can Dance Australia (PG) 9:00 Law & Order: SVU: Gambler’s Fallacy (M) 10:00 Law & Order: SVU: Hunting Ground (M v,a) 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:30 Saving Grace: Popcorn (M v) 12:30 Late Show (PG) 1:30 Infomercial 2:00 Home Shopping
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 The Wonder Years (PG) [s] 11:00 Origins Of Us [s] 12:00 ABC News With Ros Childs [s] 1:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell [s] 1:30 Friday Night Dinner 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen [s] 2:30 As Time Goes By [s] 3:00 Wild At Heart (PG) [s] 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs: Camden (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 The Checkout (PG) [s] 8:30 Janet King: The Greatest Good (M a,l,v) 9:30 Accused: Stephen’s Story (M a,l,s,v) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:35 The School (M l) [s] 12:20 Movie: “The Strange Love Of Martha Ivers” (PG) (’46) Stars: Barbara Stanwyck 2:30 Football: WAFL: Round 4: East Perth v West Perth
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Turn Back Time: The Family (PG) 2:00 The Hotel (M l) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 Island Feast With Peter Kuruvita [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Mexican Fiesta With Peter Kuruvita [s] 8:00 Gourmet Farmer (PG) 8:30 Make Hummus Not War 9:30 Life Of Crime 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 UEFA Champions League Magazine 11:30 Toughest Place To Be A... Miner (M l) 12:30 Putin, Russia And The West: War (PG) 1:35 Mystery/Crime Movie: “I Only Want To Walk” (MA15+l,s,v) (’08) (In Spanish) 3:50 Korea: The Forgotten War In Colour: Stalemate (M a)
Home And Away 9:30 Shortland GO! 7TWO 9:00 St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 Suburgatory: No Me Gusta, Mami (PG) 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Regular Show (PG) 5:30 Adventure Time (PG) 6:00 Two And A Half Men (PG) 6:30 Toy Hunter 7:00 Auction Hunters 7:30 Suburgatory (PG) 8:30 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Pineapple Express” (MA15+ d,s,l,v) (’08) Stars: Seth Rogan 12:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra
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6:00 Basketball: NBL 8:00 Omnisport 8:30 MotoGP 2014 10:30 Sport Science 11:30 Omnisport 12:00 The Biggest Loser: Challenge Australia 2:00 Undercover Boss (PG) 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Collateral” (M v,l) (’04) Stars: Tom Cruise 11:00 Blokesworld 11:30 The Project 12:30 Hounds (MA15+ s,a) 1:00 Wild Racers 1:30 Flip Men (PG) 2:00 Adventure Angler 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG)
ABC2
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Timmy Time 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:15 The Roast 8:30 Spicks And Specks (PG) 9:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 9:30 The Spoils Of Babylon (M a,l) 9:55 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:40 The Gruen Transfer (M a) 11:30 Portlandia (PG) 11:55 Good Game 12:25 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:10 Beauty & the Beast (PG) 1:55 Craft Corner Deathmatch (PG) 2:15 ABC News Update
SBS 2
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: Mongolia (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:05 Ninja Warrior (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters: Battle of the Sexes (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock (PG) 8:30 Vikings: Eye For An Eye (MA15+v) 9:25 What Happens in Sunny Beach 10:20 The Feed 10:50 South Park: Inscription (MA15+ l) 11:15 The Tales Of Nights: Sad Mannequin (MA15+s) 12:10 Aqua Teen Hunger Force (M s,a,v,d) 12:30 MXC (M s) 12:55 Movie: “Arsene Lupin” (M v,a) (’04) (In French) 3:05 NHK World News In English
GEM
ABC 24
THURSDAY APRIL 17
Prime
10:30 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 11:00 Eco Engineering 12:00 Minder (PG v) 1:00 Cadfael (PG v) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 The Indian Doctor (PG a) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation St 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 The Amazing Race: All-Stars 8:30 Special: The Sinking Of The Laconia (M a,v,l) – Tells the story of the Allied ship Laconia, sunk in WWII by a German U-boat 10:20 The Sinking Of The Laconia (M a,v,l) 12:10 The Bill (M) 1:20 Eco Engineering 2:30 Minder (PG)
5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Movie: “Hairspray” (PG l,d,a) (’88) Stars: Sonny Bono & Ruth Brown 3:00 Nine News Now [s] 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 WIN News *Live [s] 7:30 Top Gear (PG) 8:40 Mayday Mayday Terror In The Skies (M) – Peter Overton presents a special investigation into some of the world’s worst air crashes 9:40 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Fearless (M) 10:40 CSI: NY: Hammer Down (M v) 11:40 The NRL Footy Show (M) 1:30 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
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7MATE
8:00 Shake It Up 8:30 Handy Manny 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 T. J Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 3:00 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Rocket City Rednecks (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Swamp People (PG) 8:30 Tattoo Nightmares (M) 9:30 Outback Truckers (M) 10:30 America’s Hardest Prisons: Fort Dodge - Young Men Behind Bars (M a) 11:30 SportsFan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Zoom TV (PG) 1:00 Pimp My Ride 1:30 Jesse James Is A Dead Man 2:30 Rocket City Rednecks
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 RPA (PG mp) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Partners (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Man Upstairs” (PG v) (’58) 2:30 Amazing Medical Stories 3:00 Partners (PG) 3:30 Hot Property 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Domestic Blitz (PG) 8:30 Planet Earth: Ocean Deep 9:30 Air Crash Confidential (M) 9:30 Domestic Blitz (PG) 11:30 Sea Patrol (PG) 12:00 Sea Patrol (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way 2:00 TV Shop
9:30 Wurrawhy 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 3:00 Becker 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 The Simpsons (PG) 8:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s) 9:00 Don’t Trust The B—— (M s) 9:30 Movie: “Grease 2” (PG a) (’82) 12:00 Late Show (PG) 1:00 ET 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 7th Heaven (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Dani’s House 11:05 Horrible Histories 11:35 Operation Ouch! 12:05 BTN Extra 12:20 Splatalot 12:45 SheZow 1:00 Big Babies 1:20 Grojband 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 Rated A For Awesome 2:25 Numb Chucks 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol 4:05 Dennis The Menace And Gnasher 4:45 YooHoo & Friends 5:10 Detentionaire 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Grojband: For Hat And Country 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:35 WAC: World Animal Championships
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Technology Quarter 7:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business – Presented by Ticky Fullerton 9:00 ABC News Update 9:02 The Drum 9:45 The Technology Quarter 10:00 The World 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 Special: 2014 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal ers who give freely of their time and their talent. 12:00 Seven News Special: Good Friday Bulletin 12:30 Special: 2014 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Special: 2014 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal 8:30 The Friday Movie: “In The Line Of Fire” (M v,l) (’93) – Frank Horrigan is an uncompromising Secret Service agent on the verge of retirement who is still haunted by what he perceives as his failure to protect President John F. Kennedy in 1963. Stars: Clint Eastwood 12:00 Desperate Housewives (M) 1:00 Home Shopping
WIN
5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Afternoon Movie: “Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home” (PG l) (’95) Stars: Jason James Richter 3:00 National News Now [s] 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 WIN News *Live* [s] 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 Friday Night Movie: “Chocolat” (M v,s) (’00) Stars: Juliette Binoche, Dame Judi Dench & Johnny Depp 11:00 The Mentalist: There Will Be Blood (M v) – Lorelei resurfaces and wants to know if Red John is linked to her sister’s death. 12:00 Movie: “Final Analysis” (M v,l,s) (’92) Stars: Richard Gere 2:30 Spyforce (PG) 3:30 Impractical Jokers (M l) 4:00 Extra [s] 4:30 Good Morning America
TEN
5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 Movie: “Marley & Me: The Puppy Years” (PG) (’11) Stars: Travis Turner 12:45 Good Chef Bad Chef 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 2:00 So You Think You Can Dance Australia 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project Encore [s] 7:30 The Living Room [s] 8:30 Hawaii Five-O: Pukana [s] 9:30 NCIS: Dead Reflection (M v) [s] 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s]11:00 Blue Bloods: The Uniform (M v) 12:00 Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 The Wonder Years 11:00 Big Ideas (PG) [s] 12:00 Movie: “Brother Sun, Sister Moon” (PG) (’73) Stars: Graham Faulkner 2:00 At The Movies (PG) 2:30 As Time Goes By [s] 3:00 Songs of Praise [s] 3:35 Compass [s] 4:00 Wild At Heart (PG) [s] 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: The Lot, France [s] 6:50 What’s Your Story?: Phillipa: Aerobics Queen 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Joanna Lumley: The Search For Noah’s Ark 8:35 A Mother’s Son (M a,l,d,v) 10:00 Sisters Of War (M v) [s] 11:40 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) [s] 12:10 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia [s] 1:30 Inspector Rex (PG) 2:30 NITV News Week In Review [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 Madhur Jaffrey’s Curry Nation [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 The Great British Countryside: Yorkshire [s] 8:35 The Dark Ages: An Age Of Light (PG) [s] 9:40 As It Happened: Churchill’s Desert War (PG) 11:15 The Feed: Best Stories Of The Week 11:45 Drama Movie: “The Blonde With Bare Breasts” (MA15+s,a) (’10) (In French) 1:40 Kurt Wallander (MA15+l,v) 3:20 Martial Arts Movie: “The Protector” (MA15+v) (’05) (In Thai & Mandarin)
9:00 Home & Away 9:30 Shortland St GO! 7TWO (PG d) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 Suburgatory (PG) 3:00 Nitro Circus 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Regular Show (PG) 5:30 Adventure Time (PG) 6:20 Tom & Jerry And The Wizard Of Oz (G) 7:30 Movie: “Big Momma’s House 2” (PG s,v) (’05) Stars: Nia Long 9:30 Movie: “Stormbreaker” (M v) (’06) Stars: Ewan Macgregor 11:30 Beware The Batman (M) 12:00 Regular Show 2:00 TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers
6:00 2014 Australian Athletics Tour 7:00 2014 Tudor United Sportscar Championship 9:00 NASCAR 11:00 The List 11:30 Golf Getaway 12:00 Sporting Greats 12:35 Omnisport 1:00 Reel Rock 1:30 Hardliners 2:00 Python Hunters (PG) 3:00 Recipe To Riches 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction 8:30 2014 Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 10:45 The League (MA15+ s) 11:15 The Project Encore 12:15 Bellator MMA (M) 2:15 Fight Master MMA (M v)
ABC2 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Timmy Time 5:35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Pajanimals: Dream A Happy Dream 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons: The Frog Dragon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Tonight Show 8:25 Would I Lie To You? (PG) 8:30 I’m Having Their Baby (M a) 9:20 First Date, Worst Date: The Woodcutter (M v) 9:30 Wake In Fright (M a,s,v) 11:15 The Roast (PG) 11:25 Gruen Planet (PG) 12:00 The Tonight Show 12:45 Spaced (M l) 1:15 Haven: Fur (M h,v)1:55 ABC News Update
Worldwatch News (All day) SBS 2 5:00 4:00 Globe Trekker: Washington DC 4:40 Departures: Iceland (PG) 5:35 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Mythbusters: Deadliest Catch Special 8:00 A-League: Elimination Final 1 – The finals of the Hyundai A-League 2013/14 season *Live* 11:05 Stand Up @ Bella Union: Dan Ilic, Nick Sun, Nath Valvo & Amos Gill (M l,s) 11:35 The Walking Dead: Chupacabra (MA15+v,h) 12:25 South Park (M s,a) 12:50 The Midnight Beast: Father’s Day (M s,l) 1:20 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:20 NHK World English News
GEM
10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 3:00 Becker 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee (M) 8:30 American Idol (PG) 10:50 Sex And The City (MA15+ s) 12:00 The Late Show (PG) 1:00 Entertainment Tonight 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed
6:00 Children’sPrograms 10:00 Life With Boys 3:30 Prank Patrol 4:05 Dennis The Menace And Gnasher 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 YooHoo & Friends 5:10 Detentionaire 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Grojband: Saxquatch / Group Hug 6:50 Canimals: Trash Can 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Bushwhacked! – Kayne and Kamil go on the hunt for the humble dugong, in the hope of giving it a medical check up! 7:55 The Dukes Of Broxstonia: Game / Back To Broxstonia 8:05 Prank Patrol: Mission Invisible 8:35 Good Game SP
ABC 24
FRIDAY APRIL 18
PRIME
The Amazing Race: All-Stars 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation St 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 Escape To The Country – Alistair Appleton is house hunting in Dorset with a couple ready to leave the island of Jersey for good 9:30 Secret Location (PG) 10:30 Cowboy Builders (PG) 11:30 Downsize Me (PG) 12:30 Harry’s Practice (G) 1:00 Movie: “Powder Town” (PG v) (’42) Stars: Victor McLaglen & Edmund O’Brien 2:45 Australian Ark
8:00 Shake It Up 8:30 Handy Manny 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 T. J Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 3:00 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Rocket City Rednecks (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Eagle Eye” (M v,l) (’08) Stars: Shia Labeouf 11:00 Movie: “Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis Of Evil” (MA15+ v) (’06) Stars: Matt Bushell 1:00 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 2:00 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG) 3:00 Rocket City Rednecks (PG)
7MATE
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Selling Houses Abroad 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Partners (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Miracle Of Our Lady Of Fatima” (G) (’52) 3:00 Partners (PG) 3:30 Planet Earth 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Football: Manly Sea Eagles v North Queensland Cowboys 9:30 Friday Night Football: Newcastle Knights v Brisbane Broncos 11:30 Movie: “Last Man Standing (M v,s,l) (’96) 1:30 Movie: “Stardust” (M s,l,d) (’75) 3:25 Movie: “The Dove” (G) (’74)
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SBS 2
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 11:30 The Truth About Us 12:00 ABC News 12:30 One Plus One 1:00 Big Ideas Arts 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Compass 3:00 ABC News 6:30 Compass (PG) 7:00 ABC News 8:30 One Plus One 9:00 ABC News Update 9:02 The Hunter 10:00 The World 10:30 Inside Edge 11:00 ABC News 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
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