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WIN
5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 Top Gear: Burma Special - Part 1 (PG) – Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are told to build a bridge over the River Kwai in Thailand. 8:40 The AFL Footy Show (M) 10:40 The NRL Footy Show (M) 12:30 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:30 A Current Affair [s] 2:00 The Middle: Wheel Of Pain (PG) 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
TEN
5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 MasterChef Australia [s] – The losing team from last night’s challenge now face off over three rounds. 9:30 Law & Order: SVU: Beast’s Obsession (MA15+v,a) 10:30 TEN News Late [s] 11:00 Saving Grace: You Can’t Save Them All Grace (M a) 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG)
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Classic Tales 11:00 Making Australia Happy (PG) [s] 12:00 ABC News With Ros Childs [s] 1:00 QI (PG) [s] 1:30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg (M n,s) [s] 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen On The Road [s] 2:30 Randling (PG) 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Hebburn (PG) [s] 4:00 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) 5:00 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Arthropods (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 The Checkout (PG) 8:30 Call The Midwife (PG) [s] 9:30 The Men Who Made Us Fat (G) [s] 10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 The Business [s] 11:25 Two On The Great Divide (PG) [s] 12:20 Movie: “The Outlaw” (PG) (’43) Stars: Walter Huston
UEFA Europa League *Live 7:00 SBS 5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Jimmy’s Forest: Summer (PG a) 1:55 Speed Of Life: Predators of the Southwest (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 My Sri Lanka With Peter Kuruvita [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Luke Nguyen’s France: Lyon [s] 8:00 French Food Safari [s] 8:30 Jonathan Phang’s Gourmet Express: Singapore To Penang 9:30 Fargo: The Six Ungraspables (M v) 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 Giro d’Italia - Stage 12: *Live 1:30 Coppers: What’s Your Emergency? (MA15+l) 2:30 Breaking Into Europe (PG)
Home And Away 9:30 Shortland 7TWO 9:00 St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30 Last Chance Surgery (PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 Blue Heelers (M v,a) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 The Amazing Race 8:30 Movie: “Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason” (M s,l,d) (’04) 10:40 Movie: “The Stepford Wives” (M v,s,d,a) (’04) 12:30 Harry’s Practice 1:00 Kingswood Country (PG)
GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 The Looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Britain’s Got Talent (PG) – Hosted by Ant and Dec 9:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 12:00 Two And A Half Men (PG s,l) 12:30 Britain’s Got Talent (PG) – Hosted by Ant and Dec 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers
6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 MotoGP 2014 ONE (Rpt) Race 5 France 10:00 The Biggest Loser USA 12:00 Lights Out (M v) 1:00 Rush (M v,s,a) 2:00 The Glades (M v) 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Alive” (M) (’93) Stars: Ethan Hawke & Vincent Spano 11:05 Blokesworld (MA15+ s,n) 11:35 The Project 12:35 Wild Racers 1:05 Fishing Expedition Amazonia 1:35 Hardliners (PG) 2:05 Omnisport Hot off the satellite 2:30 NASCAR Sprint Cup
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 ABC2 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast 8:30 Spicks And Specks (PG) 9:00 Jonah From Tonga (M a,l,s) 9:30 Dirty Laundry (M) 10:10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:55 The Roast (PG) 11:10 Good Game 11:40 The Tonight Show (PG) 12:25 The Runaway (MA15+d,v) 1:10 Craft Corner Deathmatch (M a,n,mp) 1:30 ABC News Update
Worldwatch News (All day) SBS 2 5:00 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: North Korea: The Musical 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters: Car Chase Chaos (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock: Idiots Are People Two! 8:30 Vikings: The Choice 9:25 Dogtown And Z-Boys (M l) 11:05 The Feed 11:35 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 12:10 The Tales Of Nights: Dream Conversations (MA15+s) 1:05 Aqua Teen Hunger Force (M a,s,v,d) 1:20 MXC (M s) 1:45 Movie: “The Triad Zone” (M s,v) (’04) (In Cantonese) 3:15 NHK World News
8:00 Handy Manny 8:30 Fish Hooks 7MATE 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 TJ Hooker (M) 2:00 Starsky & Hutch (PG v) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG v) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Monster & Mega Machines 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:00 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Hardcore Pawn (PG) 8:30 Tattoo Nightmares (M) 9:00 Bad Ink (M) 10:00 Rude Tube (M) 11:00 Operation Repo (M) 11:30 SportsFan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Zoom TV (PG) 1:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 1:30 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 2:30 Monster & Mega Machines
TV Shop 8:00 Animal Hoarding GEM 7:00 (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN News 1:00 Movie: “Lease Of Life” (G) (’54) 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG s) 3:30 RBT (PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 RBT (PG) 8:30 Earth: The Making Of A Planet 9:30 Amazing Medical Stories (M) 10:30 Embarrassing Bodies (MA15+mp,n,a,s) 11:30 My Strange Addiction (PG a) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way 2:00 TV Shop
9:30 Wurrawhy 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 11 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (M a) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 The Simpsons (PG) 8:30 American Idol (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Stardust” (PG v,sn) (’07) Stars: Michelle Pfeiffer 12:05 Late Show (PG) 1:00 ET 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It ABC3 Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Steam Punks! 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Slugterra 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Oggy 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 The Aquabats! 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60: Brazil 3 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:30 Dance Academy
ABC 24
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 3:00 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business – Presented by Ticky Fullerton. 8:55 ABC Open 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton. 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business
PRIME
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven’s Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “A Mind To Kill: Rest Not Secure” (M v,l) (’94) Stars: Philip Madoc 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] 7:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 10: Geelong v North Melbourne – Bruce McAvaney and Dennis Cometti lead the call from Simonds Stadium. 11:00 Program To Be Advised 12:00 Movie: “A Mind To Kill: White Rocks” (M v,a) (’94) [s] Stars: Philip Madoc 2:00 Home Shopping
Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 NaWIN 5:30 tional Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG v,l) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now [s] 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “He’s Just Not That Into You” (M l,s) (’08) – A group of interconnected adults navigate their various relationship. Stars: Ginnifer Goodwin 11:05 The Mentalist: Red and Itchy (M) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Movie: “Fearless” (M l,a) (’93) Stars: Jeff Bridges 3:30 Music Special: Pete Murray - Feeler 10 Year Anniversary 4:00 Extra [s] 4:30 Good Morning America
TEN
5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project Encore [s] 7:30 The Living Room (PG) 8:30 Hawaii Five-O: O Kela Me Keia Manawa (M v) 9:30 NCIS: Pyramid (M v) 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s]11:00 Blue Bloods: Women With Guns (M v) 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Dust Echoes 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 1:00 Call The Midwife (PG) 2:00 At The Movies (PG) 2:25 Randling (PG) [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Hebburn (PG) [s] 5:00 ABC News [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Bible (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7:30 [s] 8:00 Absolutely Fabulous: Olympics (M s) [s] 8:30 Old School (M s,v) [s] – The armoured van hold-up should have gone easily. But Detective Ted McCabe and his team knew about it. 9:30 Luther (M v) [s] 10:25 Lateline [s] 11:05 Dirty Laundry (PG) [s] 11:35 rage (MA15+ a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Living Black SBS 2 [s] 1:35 Inspector Rex (M v,a) 2:30 NITV News Week In Review [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 Food Factory: Supersized (PG) [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 This is Brazil! - Rio de Janiro, Racife, Porto Alegre & Manaus [s] 8:30 Medieval Lives: Birth, Marriage, Death: A Good Birth (PG) 9:35 Hitler’s Children (PG a) – Their family name alone evokes horror: Himmler, Frank, Goering, Hoess. 10:40 SBS World News Late 11:05 Giro d’Italia - Stage 13 1:30 Kurt Wallander: The Witness (M l,v) 3:15 Horror Movie: “High Lane” (MA15+v) (’09) (In French)
Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona7TWO 9:30 tion St (PG) 10:30 Last Chance Surgery (PG) 11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 All Saints (PG) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Australia’s Best Houses 10:00 Secret Location (PG) 11:00 Cowboy Builders (PG) 12:00 Downsize Me (PG) 1:00 Kingswood Country 1:30 Dr Oz (PG)
Children’s Programs 11:00 Power GO! 6:00 Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Britain’s Got Talent (PG) – Hosted by Ant and Dec 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 The Looney Tunes Show 5:30 Movie: “Tom And Jerry: The Movie” (G) (’92) 7:30 Movie: “Looney Tunes Back In Action” (G) (’03) Stars: Brendan Fraser 9:30 Movie: “My Super Ex-girlfriend” (M s) (’06) Stars: Luke Wilson 11:30 Beware The Batman (M) 12:00 Regular Show 2:00 TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers
6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 NASCAR Nationwide 10:00 The Biggest Loser USA 12:00 Lights Out (M v) 1:00 Rush (M v,s,a) 2:00 Undercover Boss (PG) 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction 9:30 Movie: “Flying High II” (M n,s) (’82) Stars: Lloyd Bridges & William Shatner 11:20 The League (MA15+ s) 11:50 The Project Encore 12:50 Bellator MMA (M v,l) 2:40 Fight Master MMA (M v,l) 3:40 Flip Men (PG) 4:10 Trick My Truck 4:40 Omnisport
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast 8:25 Program TBA 8:35 First Dates (M l,s) 9:30 Ladyboys: Surgery (M a,s) 10:15 Gruen Transfer (PG) 11:10 Bodyshockers (M l) 12:00 The Tonight Show (PG) 12:40 Pete Versus Life (M l,s) 1:10 Haven: The Trial Of Audrey Parker (M v) 1:50 ABC News Update
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: Indonesia: Ring of Fire (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Monster Moves: Tall Towers 7:30 Friday Feed 8:00 30 Rock: The Tuxedo Begins (PG s) 8:30 RuPaul’s Drag Race: Qnn News (M s) 9:20 Movie: “Diary Of A Nymphomaniac” (MA15+a,n,s) (’08) (In Spanish) 11:10 Stand Up @ Bella Union (M s,l) 11:40 The Walking Dead (MA15+h,v) (From the US) 12:30 Friday Feed 1:00 The Midnight Beast (M s,l) 1:30 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:05 NHK World English News
8:00 Handy Manny 8:30 Fish Hooks 7MATE 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 TJ Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Starsky & Hutch (PG v) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG v) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Monster & Mega Machines 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:00 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Pre-Game Show 7:30 Movie: “Bend It Like Beckham” (PG s,l) (’02) Stars: Alec Baldwin 10:00 Movie: “Sleepy Hollow” (MA15+ h,v) (’99) Stars: Johnny Depp 12:15 Movie: “Battlestar Galactica: The Plan” (MA15+ v) 2:35 Pimp My Ride 3:00 Monster & Mega Machines
My Strange Addiction (PG) 9:00 GEM 8:00 TV Shop 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Sleeping Tiger” (PG) (’54) 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG s) 3:30 Earth: The Making Of A Planet 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Football: Canterbury Bulldogs v Sydney Roosters 10:00 Movie: “Every Which Way But Loose” (M v,s,l) (’78) 12:20 Movie: “Family Life” (M l,s) (’71) Stars: Sandy Ratcliff 2:20 Friends 3:15 Movie: “The Man In The White Suit” (G) (’51)
10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Everybody 11 Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG s,v) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Judging Amy (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee (M) 8:30 American Idol (PG) 10:30 Sex And The City (MA15+s) 11:40 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Becker 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It ABC3 Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Steam Punks! 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Slugterra 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Mortified 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Oggy And The Cockroaches 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 The Aquabats! 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Bushwhacked! 8:05 Prank Patrol Road Trip 8:30 Good Game SP
ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC 24 6:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 3:00 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 One Plus One 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton. 11:00 ABC News 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline - Hosted by Tony Jones and Emma Alberici. 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 7:30
FRIDAY MAY 23
THURSDAY MAY 22
Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise Prime 5:30 [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Life Is Ruff” (G) (’05) Stars: Kyle Massey 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG v) – Maddy dreams up grand schemes for a mid-year school dance. 8:00 Under The Hammer (PG) [s] – Steve and Bernadette have big dreams to build and have put all their hope on selling their home. 9:00 Intelligence: Size Matters / Delta Force (M) 11:00 Thursday Late Movie: “Bangkok” (MA15+v) (’08) Stars: Nicolas Cage 1:00 Home Shopping
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
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Tv guide 6:00 Home Shopping [s] 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 12:00 Live Well (PG) [s] 1:00 Dr Oz: The 3 Silent Killers In Women And The Symptoms (PG) [s] 2:00 Program To Be Advised 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 10: Port Adelaide v Hawthorn – This match shapes as a finals-type encounter, as both clubs vie for top four and potentially top two finishes. 11:00 The Saturday Late: “Daylight” (M v) (’96) – A devastating explosion in the New Jersey Tunnel causes a horrific pile-up, trapping a group of motorists underground. Stars: Sylvester Stallone 1:30 Home Shopping
WIN
TEN
6:00 Fit ‘n’ Flexed [s] 6:30 I Fish 7:00 Human Sprawl [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 Studio 10 Saturday (PG) [s] 10:00 Studio 10 Saturday Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 The Doctors (PG) 12:00 The Living Room Encore (PG) 1:00 It’s A Lifestyle TV [s] 1:30 A Taste of Travel [s] 2:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures [s] 3:00 The Talk 4:00 What’s Up Downunder? 4:30 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 Attenborough’s Life In The Undergrowth: Intimate Relations [s] 7:30 Bondi Vet (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen” (M v,s,d) (’09) Stars: Shia LaBeouf 11:30 Program To Be Advised 12:30 48 Hours (M a) 1:30 2014 Formula 1: Monaco Grand Prix
ABC
6:00 rage (PG) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer (PG) 11:30 The Checkout: Factory Seconds (PG) 12:00 Australian Story [s] 12:30 QI: Bible (PG) 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 8: Werribee v Richmond 3:55 The New Black: Bourke Boy 4:10 The People’s Supermarket [s] 5:10 River Cottage: Winter’s On The Way [s] 6:00 Saturday Landline [s] 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) [s] 8:30 New Tricks: Only The Brave (M v) [s] 9:30 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries: Marked For Murder (M v,n) [s] 10:25 The Time Of Our Lives (M a,s) [s] 11:20 rage: Guest Programmer (MA15+ a,l,d,h,n,a,v) 5:00 rage (PG)
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 San Remo Song Festival 2014 3:00 The Visual Language Of Herbert Matter (PG) 4:00 Contact: Alex Majoli: Iraq (PG) 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 Road To The 2014 FIFA World Cup: Greece / Korea Republic (South Korea) 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 London’s Wild Side [s] – London is the ultimate urban environment. 8:30 Drama Movie: “A Dangerous Method” (MA15+s,a) (’11) (From the UK) 10:20 Giro d’Italia - Stage 14: Belfast 1:30 The Pirelli Calendar Saga (M n) 2:35 The Ghost Army (PG n,a) 3:35 Kill Arman: England / Boxing (M a,l) 4:05 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize 4:15 UEFA Champions League: Grand Final
10:00 Home Shopping 11:00 Hairy GO! 7TWO Bikers’ USA (PG) 11:30 Coxy’s Big
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Batman (PG v) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Pyramid 12:00 Kitchen Whiz 12:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal (PG) 1:00 Winx Club (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Top Gear (PG) 3:00 Oh Sit! (PG) 4:00 Extra 4:30 Regular Show (PG) 5:30 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Batman Returns” (PG v,s) (’92) Stars: Michael Keaton & Danny De Vito 9:00 Movie: “Batman Forever” (PG v) (’95) Stars: Val Kilmer & Nicole Kidman 10:00 Beware The Batman (M) 12:30 Top Gear (PG) 1:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 2:30 Fringe (M) 3:30 Cult (MA15+ v,a)
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6:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 7:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 11:00 The List 11:30 Omnisport 12:00 Dirty Great Machines 1:00 Frontiers Of Construction 2:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 3:00 Trick My Truck 3:30 Car Torque 4:00 Frontiers Of Construction 5:00 Wild Racers 6:00 Trick My Truck 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 Driving Wars (PG) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 9:30 2014 Formula 1 Monaco Grand Prix 11:30 Blokesworld (M) 12:00 48 Hours (M) 1:00 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a) 2:00 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 3:00 Trick My Truck
ABC2
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:00 Mister Maker Around The World 4:30 Iconicles 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:35 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks: Clare Bowditch, Adam Rozenbachs, Glenn Shorrock & Hamish Blake (PG) 7:30 The Restaurant: The Singles 8:30 Is Amanda Knox Guilty? (M a,v) 9:30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:15 Dirty Laundry (PG) 11:00 Hoop Dreams (M l) 1:50 ABC News Update
SBS 2
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 2:00 Smartest Machine On Earth 3:00 World B-Boy Championships 3:30 Dexpedition (PG s,a) 3:55 The World Of Jenks (PG) 4:20 Monster Moves 5:20 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers (PG) 6:15 Planet Sport 7:15 The Office (PG) 7:40 American Ninja Warrior (PG) 8:30 RocKwiz (PG) 9:30 Alarm For Cobra 11 (M n,a) 10:25 Real Humans (M s,n,v,l) 11:30 Benidorm Bastards (PG) 12:00 Shorts On Screen (MA15+l) 12:40 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,a,l) 1:15 Movie: “Trivial Matters” (M n,d,s,l) (’07) (In Cantonese)
GEM
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8:00 Totally Wild 8:30 Me & My Monsters 9:05 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 11:35 MercedesBenz Fashion Week Australia 2014 12:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 2:00 The King Of Queens 2:30 TBA 6:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 6:30 Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model (PG) 7:30 Futurama (PG) 8:00 Movie: “Star Trek III: The Search For Spock” (PG v) (’84) Stars: William Shatner 10:05 Star Trek (PG) 11:05 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 1:35 ET 2:00 Star Trek (PG) 4:00 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia 2014
ABC3
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:25 Kobushi 10:55 The Twisted Whiskers Show 11:20 The Super Hero Squad Show 11:45 Star Wars 1:40 Peleda 1:55 Big Babies 2:20 Tracey McBean 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 Dead Gorgeous 3:30 Grojband 4:00 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:15 Kid Vs Kat 4:30 The Dukes Of Broxstonia 4:40 Camp Lakebottom 5:05 Strange Hill High 5:30 Horrible Histories 6:00 Worst Year of My Life, Again 6:25 Wolfblood 6:50 Stoked 7:15 Detentionaire 7:45 Deltora Quest 8:30 Astro Boy 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho
ABC 24
8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Big Ideas 1:02 National Press Club Address: The Hon Chris Bowen MP 2:00 ABC News 2:30 The World This Week 3:00 ABC News 3:30 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 The Finance Quarter 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Landline 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC News
Home Shopping 7:00 WeekPRIME\7 6:00 end Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game WIN
TEN
6:00 Religious Program 7:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 8:30 Studio 10: Sunday [s] 10:00 The Bolt Report [s] 11:00 The Talk (PG) [s] 1:00 Sunday Afternoon Movie: “Our Family Wedding” (PG s,l) (’10) Stars: America Ferrera 3:00 I Fish [s] 3:30 Car Torque (PG) [s] 4:00 The Bolt Report Encore [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Bondi Rescue (PG) [s] 6:30 Modern Family (PG) 7:00 The Millers: The Talk (PG) [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:45 Elementary: The Hound Of The Cancer Cells (M v) 9:45 2014 Formula 1 Monaco Grand Prix 12:00 48 Hours: Loved To Death (PG a) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping (PG)
6:00 rage (PG) 8:00 Weekend Breakfast [s] 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Offsiders [s] 10:30 The World This Week [s] 11:00 7.30 [s] 11:30 Songs of Praise 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Gardening Australia [s] 1:30 Compass: Twilight Songs [s] 2:00 Paths to Portraiture (PG) [s] 2:35 Opera Australia: A Masked Ball [s] 5:00 Midsomer Murders (PG) 6:30 Compass: My Big Fat Bar Mitzvah [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Restoration Home: St Peter’s Barn [s] 8:30 Inspector George Gently (M a,s,v) 10:00 The Darkside (M a) [s] 11:35 Movie: “Valentine’s Day” (M s) Stars: Anita Hegh 1:15 Movie: “In Name Only” (PG) (’39) Stars: Cary Grant 2:50 Restoration Home: St Peter’s Barn 4:05 The New Inventors [s]
5:00 UEFA Champions League: Grand Final 7:15 Weatherwatch & Music 7:25 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 So Frenchy, So Chic (PG) [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 UEFA Champions League Magazine 4:30 Subaru National Road Series 5:00 Subaru World of Cycling [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights 6:00 Road To The 2014 FIFA World Cup: Croatia & Colombia 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Sacred Wonders Of Britain [s] 8:30 The Trials Of Muhammad Ali (M a) [s] – Examines the life of boxer Muhammad Ali. 10:10 Welcome To Rio: Peace [s] 11:10 Giro d’Italia: Stage 15: Valdengo to Montecampione *Live 1:30 Comedy Movie: “Don’t Think About It” (M l) (’07) (In Italian)
Home Shopping 9:30 Time Of 7TWO 8:30 My Life (PG) 10:00 The Hungry GO!
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Max Steel (PG v) 12:00 Digimon Fusion 12:30 Yugi-oh! Zexal 1:00 Winx Club 1:30 Tv Shop 2:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Scooby-doo! 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 MOM (M) 9:00 2 Broke Girls (M s,d) 9:30 Movie: “Monster-In-Law” (M s) (’05) Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Michael Vartan & Jane Fonda 11:30 The Middle (PG) 12:30 Survivor: Cagayan: Finale / Reunion Show (PG) 3:30 Cult (MA15+ v,a) 4:30 Thundercats (PG) 4:50 Winx Club
ONE
6:00 The List 6:30 Tudor United Sportscar Championship 11:30 Omnisport 12:00 2014 Australian Athletics Tour 1:00 Frontiers Of Construction 2:00 The Indestructibles (PG v) 3:00 Fit ‘n’ Flexed 3:30 Trick My Truck 4:00 Adventure Angler TV 4:30 Golf Getaway 5:00 What’s Up Down Under 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Reel Rock (PG) 7:00 Fishing Expedition 7:30 Hardliners (PG) 8:00 Extreme Fishing 9:00 Bondi Rescue (PG l,a) 9:30 Movie: “Paycheck” (M v) (’03) 11:55 48 hours (M) 12:55 Fight Master MMA (M v) 1:55 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a,l) 2:55 Omnisport
ABC2
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Iconicles 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:35 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Adventures Of Abney & Teals 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Alligator Gar (PG) 8:20 The Roast (PG) 8:30 Sunday Best: This Way Of Life (PG) 9:55 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: Thailand (M s) 10:45 Ladyboys: Surgery (M a) 11:35 Sanctuary: Acolyte (M v) 12:20 Sanctuary: The Depths (M v) 1:00 Sanctuary: Sanctuary For None: Part 1 (M v) 1:45 ABC News
SBS 2
5:20 Worldwatch News 12:00 ANZ Netball Championship: Melbourne Vixens v West Coast Fever 2:00 UEFA Champions League: Matchday 13: Real Madrid v Atletico 4:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 6:00 Vs. Arashi 7:00 Parks & Recreation 7:30 If You Are The One 8:30 South Park (M s,l) 8:55 South Park: Insecurity (M s,l) 9:25 South Park: Pee (M a) 9:55 Him And Her: The Ceremony (MA15+s) 10:30 Movie: “Maria Full Of Grace” (M d,l,a) (’03) (In Spanish) 12:15 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 12:50 Movie: “Miffo” (M a,s,l) (’03) (In Swedish) 2:35 CCTV News
GEM
8:30 Victorious 9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Get Ace 11:30 To Be Announced 2:30 Neighbours 5:00 Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model (PG) 6:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 6:30 The Simpsons 7:00 Futurama (PG s,l) 7:30 Enlisted (PG v) 8:00 Dads (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “Wayne’s World 2” (PG s,l,v) (’93) 10:30 To Be Announced 11:30 1600 Penn (PG s,l) 12:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 12:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1:30 7th Heaven (PG) 2:30 Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model (PG) 3:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
6:00 Children’s Programs 8:50 Prank Patrol 9:15 Dani’s Castle 9:45 The Aquabats! 10:10 Worst Year of My Life, Again 10:35 How To Be Indie 10:55 Summer In Transylvania 11:20 What’s Up Warthogs 1:15 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 1:35 SheZow 2:00 Sally Bollywood 2:15 Don’t Blame The Koalas 2:40 Ocean Girl 3:10 Mortified 3:35 Bushwhacked! 4:05 The Little Prince 4:50 Shaun The Sheep 5:20 Officially Amazing 5:50 Wacky World Beaters 6:20 Spectacular Spider-Man 6:45 Iron Man 7:05 The Avengers 7:35 The Avengers 8:00 Wolverine & The X-Men 8:45 SheZow
ABC 24
SATURDAY MAY 24
PRIME
Break 12:00 Great South East 12:30 Creek To Coast 1:00 Queensland Weekender 1:30 Sydney Weekender 2:00 SA Life 2:30 Movie: “Porridge” (PG) (’89) 4:15 The Great Australian Doorstep 4:45 Travel Oz (PG) 6:30 Robin Hood (PG v) 7:30 Once Upon A Time (PG h,v) 8:30 Movie: “Ghost” (M l,v) (’90) 11:10 The Border (PG) 12:10 World War II: The Lost Films (M v) 1:10 Movie: “The Saint In London” (PG v) (’39) Stars: George Sanders, Sally Gray & David Burns
6:00 App Central 7:00 Monster Nation (PG) 8:00 Home Shopping 9:00 Dream Car Garage (PG) 9:30 Zoom TV (PG v) 10:00 Seven’s Motorsport: Dunlop 11:00 V8 Utes 12:00 V8 Xtra 12:30 Targa Tasmania 2014 1:30 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction Vanuatu 2:30 Swords (PG a) 3:30 Marine Machines 4:30 The North Sea 5:30 Pimp My Ride 6:00 Mythbusters (PG) 7:00 Movie: “Men In Black” (PG) (’97) 9:00 Movie: “Bad Boys” (MA15+ l,v,d,s) (’95) 11:30 1000 Ways To Die (MA15+ a,v,s,d) 12:30 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape 1:30 Swords (PG a) 2:30 The North Sea (PG)
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SUNDAY MAY 25
Day (PG) 11:30 Program To Be Advised 1:30 Footy Flashbacks: Tony Liberatore Profile [s] 3:00 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 10: Gold Coast v Western Bulldogs 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 House Rules (PG) [s] 7:40 Sunday Night [s] 8:40 A Place To Call Home: A Kiss To Build A Dream (M) 9:40 Mr Selfridge (PG v) – As news of the first horrors of war in Belgium becomes known, Selfridge’s men clamour to sign up. 11:40 Royal Pains: Off-Season Greetings - Part I (M) – But before they can say their vows, the lovebirds have to celebrate something else: their last officially single days. 12:40 Harry’s Practice [s] 1:00 Home Shopping
Sailors (PG) 11:00 The Hook & The Cook (PG) 11:30 New Zealand On A Plate 12:00 Live Well 1:00 Thorney’s Cooking Central 1:30 Taste Of Australia 2:00 Movie: “Carry On Again Doctor” (PG n) 4:10 Home and Away (PG) 6:30 The Border (PG) 7:30 The Boat That Guy Built (PG) 8:10 Motorway Patrol (PG) 8:40 Escape To The Country 10:40 Homes Under The Hammer 12:00 Movie: “The Big Street” (PG v) (’42) 2:00 Movie: “Honeymoon” (G) (’47) 3:30 Time Of My Life
10:00 Big Australia 11:00 Lights Out (PG) 11:30 Hawaii Air Rescue (PG) 12:00 Reef Wranglers 12:30 Wonders of the World 1:30 Code Vs Code: The ADFA Challenge (PG) 2:00 Triathlon Ironman 3:00 Marine Machines 4:00 Kings of Construction (PG) 5:00 Extreme Engineering 6:00 Seinfeld (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Ghostbusters” (PG l,h,s) (’84) Stars: Sigourney Weaver 8:45 Movie: “Anaconda” (M v,l) (’97) Stars: Ice Cube 10:35: Movie: “Anaconda 3: Offspring” (MA15+v,h) (’08) Stars: John Rhys-Davies 12:30 Gaelic Football: Derry v Donegal / Cork v Waterford
7MATE
6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Mornings - Saturday (PG) 12:00 Cybershack (PG) 12:30 Middle (PG) 1:00 Partners (PG s) 1:30 Movie: “Mao’s Last Dancer” (MA15+ v,l,s) (’77) Stars: Bruce Greenwood 4:00 The Bottom Line: Andrew Liveris (PG) 4:30 Discover Downunder [s] 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 6:00 National News Saturday [s] 7:00 The Voice: Blind Auditions No. 8 8:30 The Voice: Blind Auditions No. 9 10:00 When Love Comes To Town (PG) 11:30 Late Movie: “The Beautiful Country” (M a,v,d,l) (’04) Stars: Damien Nguyen 2:00 Late Movie: “Moonwalker” (PG v,l) – A peek inside the wildly creative mind of Michael Jackson 4:00 Danoz
8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Movie: “For Better For Worse” (G) (’54) 11:15 Movie: “Make Mine A Million” (G) (’59) 1:00 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen 1:30 Postcards 2:00 Movie: “Calamity Jane” (G) (’53) Stars: Doris Day 4:05 Movie: “High Society” (PG) (’56) Stars: Grace Kelly 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v,a) 9:30 CSI: NY (M v,mp) 10:30 CSI: Miami (M) 11:20 The Closer (M) 12:20 Movie: “High Society” (G) (’56) Stars: Grace Kelly 2:30 Movie: “Calamity Jane” (G) (’53) Stars: Doris Day 4:30 Gideon’s Way (PG) 6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Financial Review Sunday *Live 10:30 Wide World Of Sports 11:30 Sunday Footy Show 1:00 TAC Cup: Future Stars (PG) 2:00 When Love Comes To Town (PG) . 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Postcards [s] 6:00 National News Sunday [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 9:00 The Mentalist: Green Thumb (M v) – The FBI reluctantly enlists Jane’s help to find a missing computer programmer 10:00 Person Of Interest: Death Benefit (M) 11:00 Person Of Interest: The Devil’s Share (M v) 12:00 Financial Review Sunday [s] 12:30 What Would You Do? (M) 1:30 Spyforce: The Trader (PG) 2:30 Skippy - The Bush Kangaroo 3:30 Danoz
6:00 TV Shop 6:30 Movie: “Lease Of Life” (G) (’54) Stars: Robert Donat 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 Movie: “Mayerling” (PG v,s) (’68) Stars: Omar Sharif & Ava Gardner 1:00 Discover Downunder 1:30 Getaway (PG) 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Sunday Football: Canberra Raiders v North Queensland Cowboys - All the action at GIO Stadium, Canberra. 6:00 Customs (PG) 6:30 Movie: “U-571” (PG) (’00) Stars: Bill Paxton 8:50 Movie: “Zodiac” (M v,l) (’07) Stars: Mark Ruffalo 12:00 The Closer (M) 1:00 Stansted: The Inside Story (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea
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Wednesday, May 21, 2014
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Class Warfare” (M v) (’01) Stars: Lindsey McKeon 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG v,a) 7:30 House Rules (PG) [s] – Tonight, judgment day in Tasmania leaves teams fuming 9:15 Revenge: Revolution (M v) – As all the Grayson’s slowly gain the upper hand, Emily is forced to take on a new identity to expose them. 10:15 Grey’s Anatomy: You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away (M s) 11:10 Talking Footy (PG) 12:10 Suits (M) 1:00 Home Shopping
WIN
TEN
5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG s,a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:30 24: Live Another Day: 2:00pm - 3:00pm (M) 9:30 Have You Been Paying Attention? (PG) 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:00 Touch: Leviathan (M v) [s] 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Backyard Science 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 1:00 Landline [s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 2:30 Hebburn (PG) [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple (PG) 5:00 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads: Brent Connection [s] 6:30 QI: Beavers (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch (PG) [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business [s] 11:35 Changi: Eddie’s Birthday (M n,l,v) [s] 12:35 Parliament Question Time: Reps [s] 1:35 Movie: “Top Hat” (G) (’35) Stars Lucille Ball. 3:15 Movie: “Gay Divorcee” (G) (’34) Stars: Fred Astaire
9:30 Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona- GO! 7TWO tion St (PG) 10:30 Last Chance Surgery
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Max Steel 11:00 Power Rangers 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ (PG) 2:00 The Middle (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 The Looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Manspace (PG) 8:00 Top Gear (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Heist” (M v,l) (’01) Stars: Gene Hackman 11:40 To Two And A Half Men (PG) 12:10 Adventure Time (PG v) 12:30 Top Gear (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers
ONE
6:00 Home Shopping 7:30 NASCAR Sprint Cup 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Trick My Truck 2:00 Frontiers Of Construction 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Driving Wars (PG) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 8:00 Flip Men (PG) 8:30 Undercover Boss (PG) 9:30 Hell’s Kitchen (M l,s) 11:30 2014 Formula 1 Monaco Grand Prix 2:00 The Project Encore 12:30 Blokesworld (MA15+ s,l,n) 3:00 Trick My Truck 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 NASCAR Nationwide Series Highlights (Rpt) Race 10 5:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Highlights
ABC2
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast (PG) 8:30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: Rap (M s) 9:20 Ross Kemp: Extreme World: UK - Romania (M a) 10:05 Set List (M l,s) 10:25 The Gruen Transfer (PG) 11:10 The Roast (PG) 11:25 River Monsters (PG) 12:15 The Tonight Show (PG) 12:55 Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil (M s,l) 1:15 ABC News
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: Indonesia 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters (PG) 7:35 The Feed 8:05 30 Rock (PG) 8:30 The Sex Show (MA15+s) 9:05 Housos: Dazza the Bikie (MA15+d,s,l) 9:35 Unplanned America (M s,a,l) 10:05 Unplanned America (M s,a,l) 10:35 The Feed 11:05 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 11:35 Bare-Faced Cheek (PG) 12:35 Frisky Dingo (MA15+v) 12:45 MXC (M s) 1:15 Movie: “Waiter” (M v,s,l,n) (’06) (In Dutch) 3:00 RT News in English
ABC 24
MONDAY MAY 26
PRIME
11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 All Saints (PG) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Britain’s Greatest Machines 8:30 Foyle’s War (M v) 10:45 Jonathan Creek (M a) 11:45 Great SAS Missions (M v) 12:30 Australia’s Wild Secrets 1:00 Harry’s Practice 1:30 Kingswood Country 2:00 Dr Oz (PG)
5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 TV Shop 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Footy Classified (M) – The biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. 11:00 Anger Management: Charlie And Kate Battle Over A Patient (M s) 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Cajun Country (M) 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s]
ABC
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Forgotten Australians (M a,l) [s] 2:05 First Australians: A Fair Deal For A Black Race (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 International News 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Living Black [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 Luke Nguyen’s Vietnam [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:35 Mythbusters (PG) 8:35 Vikings: The Lord’s Prayer (MA15+v) 9:30 RocKwiz (PG) 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 The World Game [s] 11:30 Subaru National Road Series 12:00 Clown: Caroe’s Christening (PG) 12:30 Clown: The Girl From Irma (PG) 1:00 Shorts On Screen: Perfect Drug (PG) 1:35 Movie: “Secret Sunshine” (M a,l,s) (’07) (In Korean)
SBS
SBS 2
7MATE
6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Jake & The Never Land Pirates 7:30 Zeke and Luther 8:00 Handy Manny 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 Gadget Geeks 10:00 Robo Cars (PG) 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 TJ Hooker 2:00 Starsky & Hutch (PG v,d) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride 4:30 Superships 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Talking Footy (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration 10:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 11:00 American Restoration (PG) 11:30 Sportsfan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Disorderly Conduct (M) 1:30 Robo Cars 2:30 Superships
GEM
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Win’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “April In Paris” (G) (’52) Stars: Doris Day 3:00 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen 3:30 Planet Earth (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 Fatal Flight 447: Chaos In The Cockpit (PG) 9:30 Major Crimes: Risk Assessment (M) 10:30 Rizzoli & Isles (M v,a) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop
11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG v,l) 1:00 JAG (PG v,l) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG s) 8:30 Supernatural (M) 9:30 Torchwood (M v,d) 10:30 American Horror Story (MA15+ s,v) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Entertainment Tonight 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven 3:00 Charmed (PG v,l)
ABC3
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:25 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Steam Punks! 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Slugterra 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Mortified 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Oggy And The Cockroaches 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 The Aquabats! Me 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol Road Trip 8:30 Dance Academy
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 2:00 Parliament Question Time 3:15 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business 9:00 ABC News Update 9:02 The Drum 9:30 ABC News Update 9:35 Q&A 10:30 ABC News 11:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 Program To Be Advised 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG v) – Sensing the danger at the Braxton’s, Bianca makes Heath a generous offer. Kyle’s heartfelt appeal helps Phoebe make an impossible decision. 7:30 Program To Be Advised 12:00 Dr Oz: Dr Oz’s Ultimate Swimsuit Slimdown (PG) – Get answers to your health questions from Dr Oz and other leading doctors. 1:00 Home Shopping
WIN
5:30 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 TV Shop 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Two And A Half Men: Welcome To Alancrest (M s,d) 11:00 Two And A Half Men: Grab A Feather And Get In Line (M s,d) 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 20/20 [s] 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News
TEN
5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:30 NCIS: Page Not Found (M) [s] . 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: One More Chance (M) [s] 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:00 Under The Dome: The Fourth Hand (M v,d) 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Behind The News 11:00 Four Corners [s] 11:45 Media Watch [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 1:00 Q&A [s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 2:30 Hebburn (PG) 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple (PG) 5:00 ABC News [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI: Bears (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 Two Men In China [s] 9:30 At The Movies (PG) [s] 10:00 War Paint (M a,v) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Four Corners [s] 12:20 Media Watch (PG) [s] 12:35 Parliament Question Time: Reps [s] 1:35 Movie: “Macao” (PG) (’52) Stars: Robert Mitchum
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Drama Movie: “Wolf” (PG) (’09) (In French) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 Food Safari: Spanish Safari (PG) [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Secrets Of The Manor House: Highclere Castle (PG) [s] 8:30 Insight [s] 9:30 Dateline [s] 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 Giro d’Italia - Stage 16: Ponte di Legno to Val Martello/Martelltal *Live 1:30 East West 101: Another Life (M v,l,n) – The shooting of Inspector Wright’s brother unites the team 2:35 The Circuit: Swings and Roundabouts (M a,l) 3:40 Egypt’s Revolution (M a) [s]
9:30 Shortland Street (PG) 10:00 Coro- GO! 7TWO nation St 10:30 Dog Wars (PG) 11:00
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers Megaforce (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Top Gear 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 The Looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Contagion” (M a,l) (’99) Stars: Matt Damon 11:40 Two And A Half Men (PG) 1:00 Sullivan & Son (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers
ONE
6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 Fit ‘n’ Flexed 8:30 Omnisport 9:00 Reel Rock (PG l) 9:30 Hardliners (PG) 10:00 The Biggest Loser USA (PG) 12:00 Lights Out (M v) 1:00 Rush (PG) 2:00 Monster Jam 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Fishing Edge 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 The Indestructibles (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M a,v) 9:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ l,d) 10:30 Super Rugby 11:30 The Project 12:30 Fight Master MMA (M v,l) 1:30 Fishing Expedition 2:00 Flip Men 2:30 COPS: Adults Only (M a,v)
ABC2
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:45 Humf 6:00 Driver Dan’s Story Train 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast 8:30 Good Game 9:00 The Checkout (PG) 9:30 Swamp Brothers (PG) 10:00 Archer: Viscous Coupling (M s) 10:15 Gruen Sweat (PG) 11:00 The Roast (M l) 11:10 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (PG) 11:55 The Tonight Show (PG) 12:35 The Restaurant (M l) 1:35 ABC News Update
SBS 2
5:00 Worldwatch News (All Day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: Australia (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters: Breaking Bad Special (PG a) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock (PG s) 8:30 Orphan Black (M s,a,v) 9:20 The Walking Dead: Judge, Jury, Executioner (MA15+h,v) 10:10 The Feed 10:40 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 11:15 Movie: “The Hidden Blade” (MA15+v,a) (’04) (in Japanese) 1:35 Tim And Eric’s Awesome Show (M s,l) 1:50 MXC (M s) 2:15 Movie: “Scratch” (MA15+s,l) (’03) (In Danish) 3:45 France 24 News
ABC 24
TUESDAY MAY 27
PRIME
Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 All Saints (PG) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Cities of the Underworld (PG) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 10:40 Seconds From Disaster (PG a,v) 11:45 When Weather Changed History (PG) 12:50 Harry’s Practice 1:30 Kingswood Country 2:00 Dr Oz (PG) 3:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M)
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SBS
7MATE
7:30 Zeke and Luther 8:00 Handy Manny 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 TJ Hooker: The Bribe (PG v,d) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Superships 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 World’s Craziest Fools (PG) 8:30 Tattoo Nightmares (M s) 9:30 Bogan Hunters (MA15+d,a) 10:00 Family Guy (M a) 11:00 American Dad (M) 12:00 Lizard Lick Towing (M) 12:30 SportsFan Clubhouse (PG) 1:30 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (PG) 2:30 Superships: Freeway On The Seaway (PG) 3:30 Extreme Jobs (PG)
GEM
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 The Baron (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Pacific Destiny” (G) (’56) Stars: Denholm Elliott 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 3:30 RBT (PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 RBT (PG l) 8:30 Marshal Law, Texas (M) 9:30 Movie: “Sudden Impact” (M l,a,v,s) (’83) Stars: Clint Eastwood 12:00 The Closer (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop
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11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG v,l) 1:00 JAG (PG v,l) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s,a) 8:30 New Girl (M s) 9:00 The Goodwin Games (PG) 9:30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG s) 10:40 To Be Announced 11:40 Late Show 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG v,l)
ABC3
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Steam Punks! 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Slugterra 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Mortified 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Oggy 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 The Aquabats! 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol Road Trip: Accidental Agent 8:30 Dance Academy
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 2:00 Parliament Question Time 3:15 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business – Ticky Fullerton takes a detailed look at the day’s business 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG)11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Helen West: A Clear Conscience” (M a,v,s) (’02) Stars: Amanda Burton 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG v) [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 11:00 Border Security - Australia’s Front Line (PG) – A package from China is declared as gifts. An x-ray reveals a well-glued second sole in a pair of shoes. 11:30 The Force - Behind The Line (PG a) 12:00 Program To Be Advised 1:00 Home Shopping
WIN
5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 TV Shop 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now . 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 State Of Origin: Queensland v New South Wales - Game 1 – Queensland will be pushing their home side advantage for a first game win from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. 10:00 The AFL Footy Show (M) (M s) – The Logie award-winning AFL Footy Show celebrates its 21st season 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Partners: Temporary Insanity (PG s) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s]
TEN
6:00 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG l) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Masterchef Australia (PG) [s] 8:30 Offspring (M s) 9:30 The Good Wife: Dramatics, Your Honour (M) 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s]11:00 Elementary: A Landmark Story (M v) 12:00 Late Show With David Letterman (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Religious Programs (PG)
6:00 ABC News [s] 10:00 My Place 10:45 Behind The News Specials 11:00 One Plus One [s] 11:30 Foreign Correspondent [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 Vet School (PG) [s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine 3:30 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple (PG) 5:00 ABC News [s] 5:30 The Drum [s] 6:00 Eggheads [s] 6:30 QI (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI (PG) [s] 8:30 Spicks & Specks (PG) 9:00 Jonah From Tonga (MA15+a,l) [s] 9:30 Upper Middle Bogan (M l,s) [s] 10:00 United States Of Tara (M l) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s]11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Hustle (PG) [s] 12:30 Parliament Question Time: Reps 1:30 Don’t Panic (PG)
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s]) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Giro d’Italia 2014 Daily Highlights [s] 6:00 My Family Feast: The Balinese [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Walking Through History: Wigan Pier [s] 8:30 One Born Every Minute: What Happened Next? (M a) [s] 9:30 The Bridge (M v,l) – When a composite sketch of the perpetrator leads Saga and Martin to learn who it is, they must get to him in time. 10:35 SBS World News Late [s] 11:05 Giro d’Italia - Stage 17: Sarnonico to Vittorio Veneto *Live 1:30 Comedy Movie: “The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life” (M) (’08) (In French)
9:30 Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona- GO! 7TWO tion St (PG) 10:30 Dog Wars (PG)
11:00 Dr Oz (PG) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 City Homicide (M v,a) 2:00 All Saints (PG) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 Kingswood Country (PG) 4:30 Coronation Street 5:00 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 The Indian Doctor (PG) 8:30 Endeavour: Nocturne (M v) 10:30 Bramwell (M a) 11:40 The Bill (M) 1:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons And Daughters 4:00 Bargain Hunt
6:00 Children’s Programs 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Sullivan & Son (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Scooby-doo! (PG) 5:00 The Looney Tunes Show 5:30 Regular Show (PG) 6:00 Adventure Time (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 9:30 Movie: “Pulp Fiction” (MA15+ l,v,d,s) (’94) Stars: Uma Thurman 11:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 12:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 1:00 Oh Sit! (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers
ONE
6:00 Home Shopping 8:00 Wild Racers 9:00 Car Torque 9:30 Omnisport 10:00 The Biggest Loser USA 12:00 Lights Out (M v) 1:00 Rush 2:00 World’s Toughest Trucker 3:00 Super Rugby 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 White Collar (PG v) 8:30 Burn Notice (M v) 9:30 The Killing (M v) 10:30 Breakout Kings (M v) 11:30 The Glades (M v) 12:30 The Project Encore 1:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a,v) 2:30 The Indestructibles 3:30 Adventure Angler 4:00 Omnisport 4:30 Golf Getaway 5:00 Wild Racers
ABC2
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Let’s Go Pocoyo 5:45 Humf 6:00 Driver Dan’s Story Train 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:10 The Roast (PG) 8:30 Cherry’s Parenting Dilemmas (M l,s) 9:30 Bodyshockers (M a,n,mp) 10:15 Gruen Sweat (PG) 11:00 The Roast (PG) 11:10 Swamp Brothers (PG) 11:35 Archer (M s) 12:00 First Dates (M l,s) 12:45 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:30 Dancing King: Man In The Mirror (M l) 2:10 ABC News
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 ANZ Netball Championship Highlights 4:35 Departures: Canada (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters: Battle of the Sexes (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Rec 3: Genesis” (MA15+v,h) (In Spanish) 10:00 Movie: “Frostbite” (MA15+h,v) (’05) (In Swedish) 11:45 The Feed 12:15 Robot Chicken: Badunkadunk (M d,s) 12:30 MXC (M s) 12:55 Drama Movie: “Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter... And Spring” (MA15+s,a) (’03) (In Korean) 2:45 DW News in English
8:00 Handy Manny 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 Australian Off Road Championship 1:30 TJ Hooker (M a) 2:00 Starsky & Hutch (PG) 3:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG v) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Superships 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Classic Car Rescue (PG) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Rude Tube (M) 12:00 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 1:00 The Chaser’s War On Everything (M) 1:30 Pimp My Ride 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons And Daughters 4:00 Motor Mate
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 A Dream Home Abroad (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Colditz Story” (G) (’57) Stars: Eric Portman 3:00 Hot In Cleveland (PG) 3:30 Border Force (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 What’s Your Emergency? (M a) 10:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way (M) 2:00 TV Shop
11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG v,l) 1:00 JAG (PG v,l) 2:00 Judging Amy (M) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons (G) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Simpsons (PG) 10:00 The Cleveland Show (M s.v) 10:30 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Move It Mob Style 11:20 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:50 Stay Tuned 12:05 Steam Punks! 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Slugterra 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 The Flamin’ Thongs 2:25 Stoked 3:00 Mortified 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Bolts And Blip 4:30 Oggy And The Cockroaches 4:45 Jamie’s Got Tentacles! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 The Aquabats! Super Show! 6:30 Total Drama Action 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:30 Dance Academy
ABC 24
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 Capital Hill 2:00 Parliament Question Time 3:15 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business 8:55 ABC Open 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The Drum 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton. 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business
5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 TV www.theweeklyadvertiser 5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 .com.au
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Clas-
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WEDNESDAY MAY 28
PRIME
7MATE
5:30 21, Seven Early News [s] 6:00 SunWednesday, May 2014
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SBS
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