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TV Guide
Prime7
FRIDAY APRIL 5
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Uncle Buck” (PG l,s,v) (’89) Stars: John Candy 2:30 Mercurio’s Menu: Lipton Tea/Kenya Special 3:30 Minute To Win It (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] – Fast Ed comes to the rescue of a sailor who wants to cook a special anniversary dinner for his wife. 7:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 2: St Kilda v Richmond – Hosted by Bruce McAvaney and Dennis Cometti with commentary from Leigh Matthews, Tom Harley and Matthew Richardson. 11:00 Dual Suspects (M v.a) – In a sun-drenched retirement community in Florida, a series of violent crimes against seniors sparks a massive investigation. 12:00 The Late Movie: “Mexico City” (M v) (’04) Stars: Stacy Edwards & Robert Patrick 2:00 Home Shopping
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St GO! 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Step By Step (PG) 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal: Keep On Running (PG a) 2:00 Movie: “A Song To Remember” (G) (’45) Stars: Cornell Wilde 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Whose The Boss 6:00 The Lakes 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Better Homes & Gardens 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Cowboy Builders (PG) 10:30 60 Minute Makeover 11:30 Movie: “The Prince Of Tides” (M a,l) (’91) Stars: Nick Nolte 2:30 Hart To Hart (PG) 3:30 Designing Woman
TEN
WIN
6:00 Today *Live [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen De- 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Encore 9:00 Judge Judy 9:30 Everyday Gourmet With JusLives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking tine Schofield 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef10:30 Boy’s Weekend (PG) [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) 11:30 Bondi Res[s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat cue (PG l,a) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG d,a) [s] 1:00 The Doc6:00 The WIN News Hour tors (M mp) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Cadillac” Records” (M a,l,s,v) (’08) – The sounds of 1950s Chicago spring to life in this mu- 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] sical drama based on the true story of Leonard Chess, 4:00 Lightning Point [s] a bar owner turned record mogul. Stars: Adrien Brody 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 10:40 Person Of Interest (M v) – Finch and Reese must 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] look to an unconventional source for help after the 6:30 The Project [s] Machine gives them the number of a successful 7:30 American Idol: Week 14 - Performance & surgeon. Results Show (PG) [s] 11:30 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 12:30 Friday Night Football: Canterbury Bulldogs v 11:15 The Project Encore [s] Manly Sea Eagles *Live* –From ANZ Stadium, 12:15 Late Show - David Letterman (PG Sydney. 2:30 Friday Night Football: Gold Coast Titans v Bris- 1:00 48 Hours (M a) 2:00 Infomercial (PG) bane Broncos – From Skilled Park, Robina. 5:30 Religious Program (PG) 4:30 Good Morning America 6:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 Adventure Time (PG) 9:30 Monsuno (PG) 10:00 Power Rangers (PG) 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 The Middle (PG) 11:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers 4:05 Ben 10 (PG v) 4:30 Young Justice (PG v) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Movie: “Flipped” (PG) 7:30 Movie: “Blonde Ambition” (PG l,s) 9:30 Movie: “Mr Woodcock” (M s,l) 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 MAD (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelor (PG l) 4:00 Conan (PG) 4:50 Flash & Dash
SATURDAY APRIL 6
ABC 24
ABC3
Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today WIN 6:00 - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Summer Series TEN
6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 12:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season [s] – Reigning premiers Sydney unveil their flag at the SCG, but the improving and maturing Suns won’t let them have it all their own way. 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season [s] – The Demons delivered a massive upset in this fixture last year, so the Bombers will be desperate to ensure history doesn’t repeat. 11:00 V8 Supercars 2013: Symmons Plains – The V8 Supercars are at Symmons Plains Raceway for the Tasmania 360. 12:00 The Late Movie: “The Pawn” (MA15+v) (’98) – Lieutenant Ray Harlan returns home to escape his past and find solace with his family. But what he encounters is quite different and cuts to the very core of his existence. Stars: Greg Evigan, Tony Lo Bianco & Sydney Penny 2:00 Home Shopping
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Bushwacked! 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Bushwacked! 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Chop Socky Chooks 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Life With Boys 7:30 Prank Patrol 8:05 Good Game SP 8:30 Bushwhacked!
9:00 Excused (PG) 9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 Becker (PG) 8:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET (PG) 1:00 Omg! Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG)
Prime7
9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “The Belles Of St Trinians” (G) (’55) Stars: Alastair Sim 2:00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance (PG) 4:30 Mary Queen Of Shops (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Friday Night Football: Gold Coast Titans v Brisbane Broncos 11:30 Movie: “Every Which Way But Loose” (M v,s,l) Stars: Clint Eastwood 2:00 Friends (PG) 2:30 Movie: “Fear In The Night” (M v) (’72)
SBS TWO
ABC2
GEM
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6:00 Rare Bear 7:00 Children’s Programs 8:30 Totally Wild [s] 9:00 Scope [s] 9:30 Good Chef 12:00 The Bottom Line Icon: Mark Tedesch Bad Chef [s] 10:00 Tiger, Tiger 11:00 The Doc(PG) 12:30 Gilligan’s Island tors (PG s)12:00 Radar (PG l,s,a,v,d) 1:00 The Middle: A Christmas Gift (PG) 12:30 Ironman: Asia-Pacific Championship 2013 1:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Kim Cattrall (PG) Ironman: Asia-Pacific Championship 2013 2:30 Movie: “The Thief Who Came To Dinner” (PG v) 2:00 Program To Be Advised (’73) Stars: Ryan O’Neal 3:00 I Fish 4:30 Antiques Roadshow [s] 4:00 What’s Up Downunder 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 4:30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 National News Saturday [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos (PG) 6:30 Before The Game 7:30 Movie: “Fantastic Mr Fox” (PG l,v) (’09) Stars: 7:30 Family Movie: “Shrek The Third” (PG v) (’07) Owen Wilson, Bill Murray & Meryl Streep [s] – Featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Mur9:30 Movie: “The Other Man” (M a,l,n) (’08) Stars: phy and Cameron Diaz. Liam Neeson & Antonio Banderas 9:30 Saturday Night Movie: “Failure To Launch” 11:20 Late Movie: “The Wicker Man” (M l,v,a) (’06) (M l) (’06) Stars: Matthew McConaughe Stars: Nicolas Cage 11:30 Mr & Mrs Murder Encore: Thoroughly Dead 1:30 Late Late Movie: “Believer” (M v,l,s,a) (’07) Thoroughbred (M v) Stars: Johnny Messner 12:30 48 Hours: Fatal (M a) 2:30 The Avengers (PG) 1:30 Infomercial (PG)
Up to the Sky: The Hearst Tower 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Chris Moyles (PG) [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:35 Salvage Hunters [s] – Meet modern-day treasure hunter Drew Pritchard. With demanding customers, high turnover, and one of the biggest decorative salvage yards in the UK. 8:35 Lilyhammer: The Flamingo (M v,l) – Re-located ex-mobster Frank Tagliani is finding his bearings in the snowy small town environment of Lillehammer, and is trying to get his nightclub up and running. 9:30 Drama Movie: “Biutiful” (MA15+a,n) (’10) – A powerful tale of love and fatherhood. Uxbal, a petty criminal, struggles to take care of his two children after his alcoholic wife abandons them. (In Spanish and Catalan) 12:10 Drama Movie: “Before Night Falls” (MA15+s,a,v) (’00) (In Spanish) 2:30 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC2
SBS TWO
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Greatest Ever: Mo- GEM 7MATE torcycles (PG) 12:00 Ultimate Spider-Man
8:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 9:00 The ABC3 11 Range Country Music TV (PG l,s,a) 11:30 Happy
12:30 V8 Xtra 1:00 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2013: V8 Supercars: Symmons Plains 4:30 Verminators (PG) 5:30 Shockwave: #28 (PG) 6:30 Cities of the Underworld (PG) 7:30 Mighty Structures 8:30 Ice Pilots: Pre-Christmas Rush (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Urban Legends: The Final Cut” (MA15+v,s) (’00) Stars: Eva Mendes 11:35 Special: Alcatraz (M) 12:30 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 1:30 V.I.P (PG) 3:30 Verminators (PG) 4:30 Greatest Ever: Motorcycles
9:30 Movie: “Make Mine A Million” (G) (’59) Stars: Sid James 11:15 Movie: “Isn’t Life Wonderful” (G) (’53) Stars: Cecil Parker 1:05 Postcards 1:35 Movie: “Reunion In France” (G) (’42) Stars: John Wayne 3:45 Movie: “The Sundowners” (G) (’60) Stars: Deborah Kerr 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v) 9:30 CSI: Miami (MA15+v,a) 10:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v,a) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Movie: “None But The Brave” (PG v) (’65) Stars: Frank Sinatra 2:30 Movie: “Reunion In France” (G) (’42) Stars: John Wayne
6:00 Omnisport 6:30 M7 Multisport 7:00 The Australia Post Stawell Gift 2013 10:00 Golf: 2013 NZ PGA 11:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 12:00 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 1:00 LA Hard Hats (PG) 2:00 Fishing Addiction 3:00 71 Degrees North 4:00 The WWE Experience 5:00 Casey Stoner - The Age Of 27 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 M*A*S*H 8:30 Movie: “The Gods Must Be Crazy” (PG v) (’80) Stars: Sandra Prinsloo 10:50 48 Hours (M s) 11:50 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon (M a) 12:50 Python Hunters (PG) 1:50 Black Gold (PG l)
Days 12:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Fashion Star (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG) 10:30 The Graham Norton Show (M l,s) 11:30 The Loop (PG v,s,l,d) 2:00 Becker (PG) 2:15 The King of Queens (PG) 2:30 Cheers (PG) 3:00 Cheers (PG) 2:45 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG)
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:05 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 ABC Open 7:00 ABC News 7:32 Planet America 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 ABC Open 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Big Ideas 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 7.30 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7.30 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus 5:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
The Checkout [s] 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 1: Collingwood v North Ballarat Coverage 4:05 The Volcano That Stopped The World (PG) 4:55 Midsomer Murders: Sauce For The Goose (PG) 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) [s] – Reunited sweethearts Celia and Alan buy an expensive convertible instead of an engagement ring. 8:30 Inspector George Gently: Gently With Class (M a,d,n,s,v) [s] – Gently and Bacchus experience the inflated authority of their ‘social betters’ first hand. 10:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) – he’s back and this time he knows what he’s doing 10:30 Laid (M l,s) – Roo thinks she’s found the answer to all her problems when she is introduced to Marcus, a man who is her opposite - everyone he has sex with is healed. 11:00 rage: Guest Programmer (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s, 5:00 rage (PG)
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6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Young Justice: Invasion (PG) 10:30 Ben 10 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Stormworld 12:00 A Gurl’s Wurld (PG) 12:30 Monsuno (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 ITwo And A Half Men (PG s) 3:30 Suburgatory (PG) 5:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Dave” (PG l,s) Stars: Kevin Kline 8:40 Movie: “Young Guns” (M v) (’88) Stars: Emilio Estevez 11:00 Movie: “Wag The Dog” (M l,s) (’97) Stars: Dustin Hoffman 12:00 Conan (M) 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:59 Daylight Savings Finishes 3:00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (PG s,l) 4:00 Conan (M)
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Advanced Criminal Law 7:30 UEFA Europa League Highlights 8:30 If You Are the One (PG) – This popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. 9:30 Indie Sex: Censored (MA15+s,l,n) – With so much sex in the cinema, who is to decide what is appropriate to show on screen? 10:45 Russell Howards Good News 11:20 Bullet in the Face: Meet Gunter Vogler (MA15+v,s) 11:50 Bullet in the Face: Angel of Death (PG) 12:20 Weatherwatch Overnight
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Barenboim on Beethoven rage (G) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer ABC 6:00 11:30 7:30 [s] 12:00 Australian Story [s] 12:30 SBS 2:40 Beyond Time: William Turnbull (PG) 3:55
Saturday Disney 9:00 Shake It Up 9:30 GO! 7TWO 7:00 Wizards Of Waverly Place 10:00 Home Shopping 11:00 Creek To Coast 11:30 Sydney Weekender 12:30 Coxy’s Big Break 1:00 Horse Racing 2013: Golden Slipper 5:30 Paul Merton In China (PG) 6:00 The Lakes 6:30 Heartbeat: Treading Carefully 7:30 Heartbeat: Bad Blood (PG) 8:30 Taggart: Few Bad Men (M v) 11:40 60 Minute Makeover 12:40 Paul Merton In China (PG) 1:40 Movie: The Saint Meets The Tiger” (PG v) (’43) Stars: Hugh Sinclair & Jan Gillie 3:00 The Australians: Bojo (PG) 4:00 The World Around Us
SBS
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers Guide to Australia 1:30 Don Matteo: Murder in the Vatican (PG) 2:30 Living Black [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Lava Caves [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Harbouring History [s] . 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 The Great British Countryside: South Downs 8:30 Turn Back Time: The Family: Edwardian Era [s] – Three British families turn back the clock to experience life as it was in the 1900s. 9:35 As It Happened: The Dark Charisma of Adolf Hitler (PG) [s] – Looks at how Hitler formed a connection with millions of Germans and generated a level of charismatic attraction in the process. 10:40 World News Australia 11:15 Drama Movie: “The Man Who Loves” (MA15+s) (’08 (In Italian) 1:00 Drama Movie: “Narco: The Secret Adventures of Gustave Klopp” (M s,v,l) (’4) (In French) 2:55 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Mr Moon: Take a Friend 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Lair Of Giants 8:20 To Be Advised 8:40 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife: Mail Order Bride (M s) 9:30 7 Days Of Sex (M) 10:10 Adam Hills: The Last Leg 10:40 Set List: Unseen Set List 11:05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:50 River Monsters: Lair Of Giants 12:40 Winnebago Man (PG) 2:05 ABC News Update
6:00 Omnisport 6:30 Basketball: NBL Championship 9:00 NASCAR 11:00 Australian Rally Championship 12:00 The Game Plan - Encore 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Python Hunters (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Undercover Boss Australia (PG a) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 9:30 Basketball: NBL Championship 12:00 Black Gold (PG l) 1:00 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon (M) 2:00 Defying Gravity (M s) 3:00 MLB
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7MATE
7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Vallery Of The Dolls (PG) 12:00 Shockwave: #27 (PG) 1:00 Classic Racers (PG) 2:00 Motor Mate 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Sniper 3” (MA15+v,l) (’04) Stars: Tom Berenger 11:30 Punk’d (M) 12:00 Blokesworld: Ten Years On (MA15+s,n) 12:30 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 1:30 V. I.P: Vallery Of The Dolls (PG v) 2:30 Shockwave: #27 (PG) 3:30 Motor Mate: Formula One (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG)
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Double Trouble 11:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 The Making Of Stations Of The Cross [s] 12:30 Poirot (PG) [s] 1:25 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 2:00 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Gothic House: Herefordshire [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Who’s Been Sleeping In My House? Toowoomba [s] 8:30 The Doctor Blake Mysteries: Someone’s Son, Someone’s Daughter (M v) [s] 9:30 Silk (M a,v) [s] – Clive discovers a passion for prosecuting he didn’t know he had, and Martha is defending a violent and unremorseful offender. 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 Lowdown: Wasp In Translation (M l,d,s) [s] 11:35 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Miffy & Friends 4:30 Iconicles 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas in PJs 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan (PG) 8:20 Good Game 8:30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (M a,v) 9:15 Alan Partridge’s Mid-Morning Matters (M s) 9:30 Movie: “The Great Gatsby” (M a,v) (’74) Stars: Robert Redford & Mia Farrow 11:50 Life On Mars (M a) 12:50 Horne & Corden (M l,d,s) 1:50 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Dex Hamilton 10:55 Dead Gorgeous11:25 Life With Boys 11:45 Prank Patrol 2:05 Gasp! 2:20 Erky Perky 2:35 Don’t Blame The Koalas 3:00 Lockie Leonard 3:35 Stoked 4:00 Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:15 Jibber Jabber 4:35 Steam Punks! 5:00 Young Dracula 5:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 5:55 Deadly 60: South America 6:25 Prank Patrol 6:50 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 Vampire Knight (PG) 8:15 Fruits Basket: A Solitary New Year (PG) 8:40 Voltron: Defender of the Universe (PG)
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 PopAsia 7:10 Black Cab Sessions USA 7:40 Iron Chef: Red Snapper 8:30 MXC (M s) – Combining comedy and disastrous spills, MXC is the ultimate take on reality sports. 9:00 Shorts on Screen: One Minute Puberty / Crystal Bear / The Wake / Everyone Says I Love You (M) 9:35 Exit Through the Giftshop – Traces Thierry Guetta’s attempts to capture the world of renowned British street artist Banksy’s graffiti art in detail. 11:10 Threesome: Pregnant (M a,l,s,d) 11:40 Him & Her (MA15+s,l) 12:15 PopAsia 1:25 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC 24
8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Food Quarter 1:02 National Press Club 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 The World This Week 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Catalyst 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Planet America 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 BBC World News 1:30 7.30 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30
Prime7
SUNDAY APRIL 7
6:00 Nopalea Wellness Challenge 6:30 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game Day (PG) [s] 11:30 Sports Special 12:30 Footy Flashbacks: 1979/1981 Grand Finals: Collingwood v Carlton 2:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 2: Collingwood v Carlton *Live 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Downton Abbey (M) [s] – Matthew and Mary are keeping important secrets from each other, but the obvious question remains, just what is each of them hiding? 10:00 Castle: Recoil / The Big Wheel (M v,a) – While investigating the murder of a young woman, Castle and Beckett find evidence that links her death with Senator William H Bracken, the man responsible for Beckett’s mother’s murder. 11:50 V8 Supercars 2013: Symmons Plains The V8 Supercars are at Symmons Plains Raceway for the Tasmania 360. Hosted by Matt White. 1:00 Home Shopping
Movie: “The Swordsman” (PG v) 7TWO 10:00 (’48) Stars: Larry Parks 11:30 The Hook & GO!
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8:30 Home Shopping 9:30 Freak Encoun- GEM 7MATE ters (PG) 10:30 Hover Racers: Flying On
The Cook (PG) 12:00 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 1:00 The Emeril Lagasse Show (PG) 2:00 Who’s The Boss? (PG) 2:30 Home & Away Catch-up (PG) 4:45 Movie: “The Fox And The Hound” (G) (’81) Stars: Kurt Russell 6:30 Doc Martin: Better The Devil (PG) 7:30 Doc Martin: Uneasy Lies The Head (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 60 Minute Makeover 10:30 Homes Under The Hammer 11:45 The Shield (MA15+v,a) 1:00 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 2:00 Mad About You (PG)
Air 11:30 Special: Stealth: Flying Invisible (PG) 12:30 Hook Line and Sinker (PG) 1:00 V8 Supercars: Symmons Plains – Hosted by Matt White, join commentators Neil Crompton, Mark Skaife and pit reporters Mark Larkham & Mark Beretta. 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Tron: Legacy” (PG v) (’10) Stars: Jeff Bridges 9:00 Movie: “I Am Number Four” (M v,h) (’11) Stars: Alex Pettyfer 11:20 Punk’d 12:00 Deadliest Warrior (M v) 1:00 30 Rock (PG) 1:30 VIP (PG) 3:30 Hoover Racers
Prime7
6:00 Children’s Programs 9:30 Generator Rex (PG) 10:00 Batman (PG) 10:30 Ben 10 (PG v) 11:00 Sym-bionic Titan (PG v) 12:00 Winx Club (PG v) 12:30 Monsumo (PG v) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 4:00 The Hills (PG) 4:30 The Middle (PG) 6:30 Suburgatory (PG) 7:00 The Middle (PG) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 Movie: “You Don’t Mess With The Zohan” (M l,s) 11:00 South Park (MA15+ a,l) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 The Middle (PG) 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra 5:10 Monsuno
6:40 Movie: “So Little Time” (PG) (’52) Stars: Maria Schell 8:30 TV Shop 10:10 Adventures In Rainbow Country 10:40 Movie: “My Brother Jonathan” (G) (’47) Stars: Dulcie Gray 1:00 The Garden Gurus 1:30 Getaway (PG) 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Football: St George Illawarra Dragons v Newcastle Knights 6:00 Motorway Patrol (PG) 6:30 Antiques Roadshow 7:30 Galapagos: Born Of Fire 8:30 Movie: “The Man In The Iron Mask” (M a) Stars: Jeremy Irons 11:15 True CSI: Cold Blood (MA15+v,a) 12:15 Movie: “The Wicker Man” (M h,s,v) 2:00 TV Shop
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SBS TWO
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9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 American Idol Encore (PG) 2:30 Neighbours - Encore 5:00 Merlin (PG v) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG s,a,v) 8:30 Movie: “Election” (M l,s,d,a) (’08) Stars: Matthew Broderick 10:35 The Office (PG) 11:35 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 12:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 1:00 7th Heaven (PG) 2:00 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 4:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
ABC3
ABC 24
TEN
ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Drama Movie: “Our FaABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Planet Science 11:00 Landline SBS ther” (PG) (’02) (in Chadian Arabic and French)
9:30 Sons And Daughters 10:00 Coronation GO! 7TWO Street 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The
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9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The GEM 7MATE Press 11:00 VIP (PG v) 12:00 Shockwave
Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “The Brigand” (PG v) (’52) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Who’s The Boss? 6:00 Digging Deep 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Mighty Ships 8:30 Waking The Dead (M v) 9:40 Around The World In 90 Minutes (PG) 11:30 Waking The Dead (MA15+v,a) 10:40 Criminal Minds (MA15+) 11:40 The Shield (MA15+v) 12:40 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:40 Mad About You (PG)
(PG) 1:00 Motor Mate 2:30 V8 Supercars: Symmons Plains 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Cash Cowboys: Grumps And Grinders (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration (PG) 10:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Bid America (PG) 12:00 Warehouse 13 (M) 1:00 VIP: Val Under Siege With A Vengeance (PG) 2:00 Shockwave (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate: Ferrari (M) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Pimp My Ride: 8 Monte Carlo / ‘98 Contour
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8:00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Chase A Crooked Shadow” (PG a) (’58) Stars: Richard Todd 2:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Antiques Roadshow 4:30 Galapagos 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (M mp,n) 10:30 Air Crash Confidential (M) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop
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5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 Living Black [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 FIFA World Cup 2014 Magazine [s] 4:30 UEFA Champions League Magazine [s] 5:00 Netball: ANZ Championship Highlights 5:35 Inspector Rex: The Will (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: Treasures Decoded: The Sphinx [s] – Discover the remarkable secrets of five of the world’s greatest treasures. 8:30 The Fabric of the Cosmos: What is Space? [s] – Renowned physicist Brian Greene reveals a mindboggling reality beneath the surface of our everyday world. Brian is going to let you in on a secret: We’ve all been deceived. Our perceptions of time and space have led us astray. 9:30 Paris-Roubaix 2013 [s] – Famous for its rough terrain and cobblestones, Paris-Roubaix is one of cycling’s oldest and most prestigious events. Beginning in Compigne in northern France, the race follows a winding 258 kilometre route to Roubaix. Hosted by Michael Tomalaris. 1:30 Weatherwatch Overnight
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6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy (PG) 9:30 Lifestyle Program 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore (PG l) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M v,d) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 Can Of Worms (M) 9:30 Hawaii Five-O: Na Ki’i (PG) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercials (PG) 4:30 Destined to Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 9:30 Monsuno 10:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 10:30 Winx Club 11:00 The Middle 11:30 Suburgatory (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:30 Top Gear (PG) 9:00 Movie: “Battle Los Angeles” (M v,l) 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 The Middle (PG) 1:30 TMZ (PG) 2:00 The Bachelor (PG) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra
ABC
6:00 rage 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 The Schools Spectacular 2012 [s] 11:30 Songs Of Praise 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Gardening Australia [s] 1:30 Cheese Slices [s] 2:00 How The Earth Was Made: Krakatoa 3:00 Joan Baez: How Sweet The Sound (PG) [s] 4:30 The Book Club: April (PG) [s] 5:00 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life [s] 5:30 Deadly 60: On A Mission: Philippines 6:00 Antiques Master [s] 6:30 Compass: White Smoke: A New Pope 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Doctor Who [s] 8:15 The Boffin, The Builder, The Bombardier 8:30 Call The Midwife (M a) [s] 9:30 Miranda: What A Surprise (PG) 10:00 Rev (M l) – Adam’s Christmas plans are kaput. 10:30 How Much Does Your Building Weigh, Mr Foster? (PG) [s] 11:50 Citizen Architect [s] 12:50 Movie: “Room At The Top” (M a,s) (’59) Stars: Laurence Harvey 2:45 Spirit Stones 3:45 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v)
6:00 71 Degrees North (PG) 7:00 M7 Multisport 7:30 Grand-Am 9:30 Omnisport 10:00 NASCAR 11:00 Mooloolaba Triathlon 12:00 Ironman New Zealand 1:00 Golf Getaway 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Expedition Impossible (PG) 3:00 Fishing Addiction 4:00 Black Gold (PG v) 5:00 What’s Up Down Under 5:30 Get Smart 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Megafactories 7:30 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Braveheart” (M l,v) 11:55 LA Hard Hats (PG l) 12:55 Fear Factor (PG) 1:55 Omnisport 2:30 NASCAR Sprint Cup Race 6
6:00 Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series Show [s] 12:30 Seven Morning News [s] (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 1:00 The Midday Movie: “The Money The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The Pit” (PG s,l) (’86) Stars: Tom Hanks 2:00 Dr Oz: The Dr View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now Oz Super Power Hour: Recharge Your Body 5 Ways In 5 [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] Days [s] 3:00 Mercurio’s Menu [s] 3:30 Who’s Still 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 National News [s] 6:30 WIN News Standing (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or 7:00 The Voice (PG) – The show that took Australia by No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] storm is back in 2013 for an even bigger and better 6:30 Today Tonight [s] season. 7:00 Home & Away (PG) 8:40 House Husbands (PG) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 9:40 Person Of Interest (M) – The Machine produces 8:45 Revenge: Power / Sabotage (M v) – Victoria besix numbers at once, sending Reese and Finch on a gins plotting a scheme that surprisingly, involves search for clues in a coastal town. Emily, while Emily locks in on her next target. 10:30 Footy Classified (M) [s] 10:40 The Mindy Project: Josh & Mindy’s Christmas 11:30 Extra Party (PG) 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 11:15 Private Practice: The World According To Jake 1:00 Worst Case Scenario: Earthquake Escape (M) (M) – Upon hearing that he must meet with Henry’s 1:30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) social worker during a home visit, Jake fears that an 2:00 The Avengers: Exile On Lane Street (PG) incident in his past will come to light. 3:00 Danoz 12:15 Harry’s Practice (PG) [s] 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
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6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Wide 6:00 Religious Programs 7:00 Totally Wild 8:00 Changing World Of Sports 11:00 Sunday Footy Show (AFL) 1:00 Views Of Africa [s] 9:00 Human Sprawl [s] 10:00 The Australian Athletics Tour 2013 2:00 Same Name: Reggie Bolt Report [s] 10:30 Meet The Press [s] Bush (PG) 3:00 Afternoon Movie: “Big Jim Mclain” (G) 11:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 12:00 The Doctors [s] (’52) Stars: John Wayne 5:00 News: First At Five 1:00 Movie: “Gentlemen Broncos” (PG v,l) (’09) 5:30 Customs (PG) [s] Stars: Michael Angarano 6:00 National News [s] 6:30 The Voice (PG) – The show that took Australia by 3:00 No Ordinary Journey (PG) [s] 4:00 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams storm is back in 2013 for an even bigger and better 4:30 Meet The Press: Afternoon Edition [s] season. 8:00 55th Annual Tv Week Logie Awards: Red Carpet 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The All New Simpsons (PG) Arrivals (PG) 6:30 Bondi Rescue (PG a,n) [s] 8:30 55th Annual Tv Week Logie Awards (PG) 11:30 Kings Of Comedy (PG s) – Features some of the 7:00 Modern Family: A Slight At The Opera (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) greatest comedy moments of all time. 12:30 Sunday Football: St George Illawarra Dragons v 8:30 Elementary: You Do IT To Yourself (M v,a) 9:30 The Graham Norton Show (M) [s] Newcastle Knights – Join your expert commentary 10:30 Movie: “The Weather Man” (MA15+ s,l,v) (’05) team from Jubilee Oval, Kogarah. Stars: Nicolas Cage 2:30 20/20 [s] 12:35 48 Hours (M a) 3:30 Danoz 1:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 Good Morning Australia 2:00 MotoGP 2013 Race 1 Qatar 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Iconicles 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Conspiracy Road Trip (PG) 8:30 Great Ormond Street (PG) 9:30 The Sex Researchers: The Female (MA15+ n,s) – Learn all about sex - the methods 10:30 Comedy Up Late (PG) 11:00 Wild Things (M l) 11:50 The Seven Ages of Love (PG) 12:50 The Tudors (M s) 1:45 Three Hungry Boys (M l) 2:10 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Move It Mobstyle (PG) 12:30 Rush TV 12:55 Dancing Down Under 1:20 Sumo Mouse 1:45 I Got A Rocket 2:00 Pixel Pinkie 2:15 Mortified 2:40 Blue Water High 3:10 Double Trouble 3:35 Round The Twist 4:00 Jibber Jabber 4:25 The Jungle Book 4:50 Shaun The Sheep 5:00 Bindi’s Bootcamp 5:25 Steam Punks! 5:55 Survive This 6:15 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 6:30 Horrible Histories 7:00 The Avengers: Thor The Mighty 7:25 Tower Prep: Snitch 8:10 Weekend News 8:15 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:35 Good Game SP
[s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Broadside: Emerging Empires Collide 1:30 Meerkat Manor [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Lime Kiln House: Midlothian, Scotland [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] – Hosted by Tony Jones. 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business 11:35 The Silence (M d) 12:35 Movie: “It Came From Outer Space” (PG) (’53) Stars: Barbara Rush & Charles Drake 1:50 Grand Designs: The Lime Kiln House: Midlothian, Scotland [s] 2:40 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 3:30 Rugby Union: Shute Shield: Round 1: Eastwood v Southern Districts
5:00 Worldwatch 2:00 Movie: “Look For a Star” (PG) (’09) (In Cantonese) 4:00 PopAsia 6:00 Cycling Central 6:35 Kung Fu Changed My Life (PG) 7:30 Wars (PG) – Two teams of five contestants devise and challenge each other to a series of physical and not so physical feats 8:30 MXC (M) – Combining comedy and disastrous spills, MXC is the ultimate take on reality sports 9:00 Movie: “The French Kissers” (MA15+ s,l) (’09) Stars: Vincent Lacoste 10:40 Movie: “Noi the Albino” (M l,a) (’03) Stars: Thrstur Le Gunnarsson 12:20 PopAsia 2:20 Weatherwatch Overnight 8:00 Weekend Breakfast 9:00 Insiders 10:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Consumer Quarter 1:02 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Offsiders 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Need To Know 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Planet America 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 Insiders 9:00 ABC News 9:32 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:30 Big Ideas 11:02 Landline 12:02 Inside Business 12:30 Planet America 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News
2:30 Rainman Goes to Rockwiz 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Massive Moves: Supersize Station [s] 5:30 Global Village: Arthouses of Djadjibine 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Gateway to the Highlands 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Mythbusters: Flying Guillotine (PG) [s] – Jamie and Adam tackle a military myth that it’s safe to use the explosive C4 as a cooking fuel as long as you don’t drop anything on it. 8:30 Play (PG) – Play examines humanity’s love affair with sport. 9:35 RocKwiz: Talei Wolfgramm & Simone Felice (PG) 10:30 The World Game: A-League Finals 11:30 The World Game: Global Edition 12:00 SOS: One Minute Puberty / Crystal Bear / Everyone Says I Love You (M) 12:35 The Family UK (M l) 1:35 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:15 Five Minutes More 4:25 Miffy And Friends 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 The Best Of River Monsters 8:30 Doctor Who 9:15 The Fades (M a,l,s,v) 10:15 The Roast 10:30 Comedy Up Late (PG) 11:00 The Best Of River Monsters 11:50 The Fades (M a,l,s,v) 12:50 Haven: Fur (M h,v) 1:30 Monkey Thieves: Colour And Calamity 1:55 ABC News Update
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6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Bushwacked 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Total Drama Island 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Kratt Bros 8:05 Wolverine & The X-Men 8:25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life
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6:00 NASCAR 7:00 Omnisport 7:30 Golf Getaway 8:00 Basketball: NBL 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 World’s Toughest Trucker 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Megafactories 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (PG l,d) 7:30 Python Hunters: Amazon Anaconda (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Minority Report” (M v,s,l,a) (’02) Stars: Tom Cruise 11:25 MotoGP 2013 Race 1 Qatar - Moto3 & Moto2 2:10 MotoGP 2013 Race 1 Qatar 3:25 Monster Jam – one of the world’s most exciting motorsport events 4:25 LA Hard Hats
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours (PG) 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG) 8:30 Supernatural (M) 9:30 American Horror Story (MA15+v,a) 10:30 Califonication (MA15+s) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days
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5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Victorian Pharmacy [s] ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Planet Science 11:00 Big Ideas SBS 2:00 Barbados at the Races [s] 2:30 The Biggest
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 The World Game 7:00 Community (PG) 7:35 Survivorman: Canadian Boreal Forest (PG) 8:30 Benidorm Bastards (M s,l) – An edgy hidden camera show in which seven elderly people are the protagonists. 9:00 The Dudesons in America (MA15+a) 9:30 Bullet in the Face (MA15+ v,s) 10:25 Russell Howard’s Good News (PG) 11:00 Swift & Shift Couriers (M l,a) 11:30 Frisky Dingo: Meet Awesome-X (PG) 11:50 Aqua Teen Hunger Force (PG) 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Asia Pacific Focus 1:00 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Health Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 9:35 Q&A 10:30 ABC News 11:02 The Drum 11:45 The Health Quarter 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 The Business 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Underdog” (PG a,s) The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The (’87) Stars: Jason Lee 2:00 Dr Oz: The Controversial View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now Shot: Could HGB Be The Fountain Of Youth? (PG) 3:00 [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] Mercurio’s Menu: Gold Coast [s] 3:30 Who’s Still Stand- 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 National News [s] ing (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 6:30 WIN News [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 7:00 The Voice (PG) 6:00 Seven News [s] 8:40 The Following: Pilot (M v,a) – A former FBI 6:30 Today Tonight [s] agent Ryan Hardy - is called out of retirement to help 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) [s] track down an escaped psychotic serial killer, commu7:30 Program To Be Advised nicating with others and activating a cult of believers 8:45 Packed To The Rafters: Free To Choose following his every command. (PG s) – Hours have passed since Coby took off and 9:40 Two And A Half Men (M s) he’s not answering his phone. 10:10 Anger Management (M s) 9:45 Parenthood: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back 11:10 The Following: Pilot (M v,a) / Because You’re My Sister (PG a) – As Victor’s 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] adoption deadline draws near, Julia and Joel contem- 1:00 Survivors (M v,a) plate the long-term effects of this decision. 2:00 Seaway: Bon Homme (PG) 11:45 Against The Wall: Wonder What God’s Up To 3:00 Danoz (MA15+a) 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy (PG) 9:30 Lifestyle Program 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG) 8:30 NCIS: Canary (M v) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Paper Soldiers (M v) [s] 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercials (PG) 4:30 Destined to Rein (PG)
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation 7TWO 9:30 St 10:30 Inglis Horse Sales – Australasia’s GO!
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6:00 Omnisport 6:30 Basketball: NBL 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 The WWE Experience 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Black Gold (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG) 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (M l) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon (M l) 10:30 Super Rugby 11:35 71 Degrees North (PG) 12:35 NASCAR Sprint Cup Qualifying Race 6: Martinsville 1:30 NSACAR Sprint Cup
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8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today (PG) GEM 7MATE 11:00 VIP (PG) 12:00 Shockwave (PG)
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee 8:30 Fashion Star (PG) 9:30 Snog Marry Avoid (PG s) 10:10 Snog Marry Avoid? (PG s) 10:50 Offspring (M l,s) 11:45 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:05 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days
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most prestigious thoroughbred auction features 569 of the finest bred yearlings from the region’s leading breeders. Including the much anticipated sale of Black Caviar’s brother. 5:30 Who’s The Boss? (PG) 6:00 Digging Deep 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Highway Patrol (PG) 8:00 Motorway Patrol (PG) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Good Morning, Vietnam” (M v,l,s) (’87) Stars: Robin Williams 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 Designing Women (PG) 1:30 Mad About You (PG)
1:00 Panic Mechanics: Dragster 1:30 Motor Mate 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters: Explosive Decompression (PG) 8:30 Family Guy (M) 9:00 American Dad (M) 9:30 Family Guy (M) 10:00 American Dad (M) 10:30 Family Guy (M) 11:30 American Dad (M) 12:00 Blokesworld (MA15+s,n) 12:30 Jacked: Auto Theft Task Force (M l) 1:00 VIP (PG) 2:00 Shockwave: #30 (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate 4:00 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Pimp My
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “Jonah Hex” (M v,sn) Stars: Josh Brolin 10:10 Movie: “Mr. Nice Guy” (M v) Stars: Jackie Chan & Barry Otto 12:00 Conan (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra 5:10 Monsuno (PG) 5:30 Tamagotchi
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Mad About The House (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “We Joined The Navy” (G) (’62) Stars: Lloyd Nolan 2:00 First Love Second Chance (PG l) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Super Nanny USA (PG a,l) 4:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 5:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Zoo Juniors 8:30 The Closer: Last Rights (M) 9:30 Rizzoli & Isles (MA15+ v) 10:30 The Mentalist (M v) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop
[s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Q&A [s] 1:30 Compass [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Bath Kit House: Bathwick Hill, Bath, Somerset [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 New Tricks: Bank Robbery (PG) [s] 9:30 At The Movies [s] 10:00 Artscape: Don’t Try This At Home (M l) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Four Corners [s] 12:20 Media Watch [s] 12:35 Desperate Romantics (M a,l,s) – Rossetti and Lizzie return from their honeymoon. 1:25 Grand Designs (PG) [s] 2:30 Football: VFL: Round 1(Split Round): Collingwood v North Ballarat 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 The Best Of River Monsters 8:30 Good Game (M a) 9:00 Childrens Hospital 9:30 Hard Time: Breaking In (M d) 10:20 The Roast 10:30 Comedy Up Late (PG) 11:00 7 Days Of Sex (M a,s) 11:45 The Best Of River Monsters 12:35 Later...With Jools Holland 1:45 Sanctuary: Haunted (M v) 2:20 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Bushwacked! 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Chop Socky Chooks 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:05 Iron Man 8:25 My Great Big Adventure 8:50 Adventures Of Figaro Pho
Chinese Restaurant in the World: Enterprise (PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Oman 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Gateway to the Lakes [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Who Do You Think You Are: Asher Keddie (PG) [s] – Actress Asher Keddie sets out to find the origins of her creative passions. 8:30 Insight [s] – Australian current affairs forum, with lively debate and powerful first-person stories. 9:30 Dateline [s] – Dateline travels to China to explore the stories of families grappling with autism. 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:05 Drama Movie: “The Recipe” (M l) (’10) – A prisoner waiting on death row has one final request: a bowl of spicy bean stew from an isolated restaurant in the forests of South Korea. (In Korean) 12:55 Anna Pihl (M l,a,d,v) 1:50 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Introduction to Statistics 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Don’t Tell My Mother... Colombia – Host Diego Buel travels to some of the world’s most dangerous places, looking beyond the headlines. 9:30 Warrior Road Trip: Boni and Lemarti Take Manhattan – Undertaken by Boni and Lemarti, two warriors from the Masai culture. 10:25 Russell Howards Good News (PG) 11:00 Autopsy: Life & Death: Cancer (MA15+a,n) 12:00 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Inside Edge 3:15 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Indigenous Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Indigenous Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global News 3:30 The Business 4:00 BBC World News
Prime7
TEN
ABC
SBS
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Planet Science 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 At The Movies [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs: The Hi Tech Bungalow: Maidstone, Kent [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 8:30 Tractor Monkeys [s] 9:00 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting (M a) [s] 9:30 Would I Lie To You [s] 10:00 The Thick Of It (M l,d,s) 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Identity (M l,v) 12:20 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime [s] 1:10 Grand Designs [s] 2:00 rage (MA15+a,d,l,n,s,v) 2:30 Football: SANFL: Round 2: Eagles v West Adelaide [s]
4:30 UEFA Champions League - Quarter-final (1st Leg) 8:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Forgotten People of Lake Baikal 6:00 Wainwright Walks: The Heart of the Lakes [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Wildest India: Thar Desert: Sacred Sands [s] 8:30 World’s Most Dangerous Roads: Ethiopia (M l) [s] – Comedians Hugh Dennis and David Baddiel drive over 2,000 kilometres of Ethiopia’s death-defying, bone-shaking roads. 9:35 Immigration Nation: The Secret History of Us (PG) [s] – By the 1960s, a new generation were questioning Australia’s racist immigration policies. 10:35 World News Australia Late [s] 11:10 Drama Movie: “Kawasakis Rose” (MA15+l) (’10) (In Czech) 12:55 Movie: “Once Youre Born You Can No Longer Hide” (M l,a) (’05) (In Italian) 3:00 Weatherwatch Overnight
9:30 Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation GO! 7TWO Street 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha
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6:00 Football: Liverpool TV 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 Sport Science (PG s) 1:00 M7 Multisport 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Fear Factor (PG) 3:00 Super Rugby Extra Time 4:05 Get Smart 4:35 Cops (PG l) 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG s) 7:30 White Collar (M) 8:30 Burn Notice (M) 9:30 Blue Bloods: Moonlighting (M v) 10:30 The Killing (M s,d) 11:30 Persons Unknown Pilot (PG) 12:30 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG l) 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Major League Baseball 5:00 Golf: Par 3 Contest
ABC2
SBS TWO
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: ThunderVal GEM 7MATE (PG) 12:00 Shockwave: #31 (PG) 1:00
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10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (M v) 10:30 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider
ABC3
ABC 24
WEDNESDAY APRIL 10
THURSDAY APRIL 11
WIN
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy (PG) 9:30 Lifestyle Program 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (M mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Modern Family: Mother Tucker & Dance (PG) 8:30 Mr & Mrs Murder: A Flare For Murder (M) 9:30 The Good Wife: Invitation To An Inquest (M s) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined to Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Bring It On: Fight To The Finish” (PG s,l) (’09) Stars: Christina Milian 2:00 Dr Oz: Healthy On The Cheap: The Dr. Oz $1,000 Savings Plan (PG) 3:00 Mercurio’s Menu [s] 3:30 Who’s Still Standing 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG) – Brax wants to get closer to Ricky, who is acting distant. 7:30 Program To Be Advised 9:40 Last Resort: The Pointy End Of The Spear /Controlled Flight Into Terrain (M v) – Kylie works with Admiral Shepard to bring down the President, using evidence of what really happened in Pakistan. 11:45 Man Up! (PG) [s] – Three modern men try to get in touch with their inner tough guys. 12:15 Harry’s Practice [s] 1:00 Home Shopping Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “The Happy Time” (G) (’52) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Who’s The Boss? (PG) 6:00 Digging Deep 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Border Security USA (PG) 8:00 Dog Squad (PG d) 8:30 Escape To The Country: Cornwall 9:30 Fantasy Homes Down Under: Brisbane 10:30 60 Minute Makeover 11:30 Man Stroke Woman (M) 12:30 The Bill (M) 1:30 Designing Woman
Motor Mate: History of Motor Racing 2:00 Motor Mate: Story of Porsche (PG) 4:00 Australian Biker Build Off (PG l) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Zoom TV 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:00 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan (PG) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Rude Tube (M) 12:00 Jacked (PG) 1:00 VIP (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons & Daughters 4:00 Shockwave: #31 5:00 Pimp My Ride: ’65 El Camino/’68 Bug (PG)
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Sneakers” (PG v,l,s) (’78) Stars: Sidney Poitier 3:00 Mercurio’s Menu [s] 3:30 Who’s Still Standing 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) – Kyle threatens Mullens, who then decides to move schools. Jett’s adoption in stalled after Docs’ query John’s health. 8:00 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Billy Connolly’s Route 66 (PG l) – Worldrenowned comedian and motorbike enthusiast, Billy Connolly, follows his lifelong dream and makes the iconic 2488 mile journey from Chicago to Santa Monica on the iconic Route 66. 11:30 Man Up! Finessing The Bromance (PG) [s] – Kenny gets jealous when Will and Grant strike up an unlikely “bromance”. 12:00 Auction Squad [s] – The Squad join forces with a bunch of renovating police. 1:00 Home Shopping
Prime7
6:00 Today [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 National News [s] 6:30 WIN News [s] 7:00 The Voice (PG) 8:40 The Following: Chapter Two (M v,a) –Hardy and the team try to predict the actions of one of Carroll’s followers. In other events, Paul has difficulty controlling his jealousy over Emma and Jacob’s relationship. 9:40 What’s Your Emergency (M l,d) 10:40 Two And A Half Men (M s) 11:35 Extra 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:00 The New Adventures Of Old Christine: Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese (PG) 1:30 Gideon’s Way: White Rat (PG) 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News 6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Sym-Bionic (PG v) 11:30 Auction Hunters 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 To Be Announced 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 7:30 Two & A Half Men (PG) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 Arj Barker - Joy Harvest (M l,s) 10:00 Movie: “Date Movie” (M s,l) Stars: Sophie Monk 11:40 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 2:00 The Bachelor (PG) 4:00 Conan (M)
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 First Love Second Chance (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Carry On Cowboy” (PG s) (’65) Stars: Sid James 2:00 Mad About The House (M) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 4:30 Zoo Juniors 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Customs (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 The Closer: Flashpoint (M) 12:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 1:30 Friends (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religious Program
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast 7:40 The Best Of River Monsters 8:30 Conspiracy Road Trip (M l) 9:30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (M l,d) 10:10 Like A Version 10:15 The Roast 10:30 Comedy Up Late (PG) 11:00 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife (M s) 11:50 The Sex Researchers: The Female (MA15+ n,s) 12:40 The Best Of River Monsters 1:30 Jimmy’s Food Factory 2:00 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Chop Socky Chooks 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 You’re Skitting Me (PG) 7:35 Mal.com 7:50 Kaeloo 8:05 The Avengers 8:35 On The Edge (PG)
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 5:00 Netball 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Home Economics 7:30 Mythbusters: Torpedo-Tastic (PG) – Adam and Jamie test the myth of the world’s first torpedo 8:30 Be Your Own Boss Britain’s hottest young entrepreneur, Richard Reed, is on the hunt for the next generation of start-up superstars (M l) 9:30 UEFA Champions League 11:00 Russell Howard’s Good News (PG) 11:35 The Tales of Nights – Erotic drama stories from South Korea (MA15+s) 12:30 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Landline 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Arts Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News With Juanita Phillips 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Arts Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 The Business 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
4:30 UEFA Champions League - Quarter-final Today 9:00 Morning Summers Series 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] WIN 6:00 (PG) 11:00 Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen TEN 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The ABC Today [s] 10:00 Planet Science 11:00 World’s SBS (1st Leg) 7:00 Worldwatch 3:00 France 24 Inter-
DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 National News [s] 6:30 WIN News [s] 7:00 Top Gear: Africa Special - Part 2 (PG) – Having survived insane traffic, lethal mudslides and some distinctly dubious map reading, the trio and their ailing estate cars reach the climax of their quest to find the definitive source of the Nile. 8:30 The NRL Footy Show (PG) 10:30 The AFL Footy Show (M) [s] s will bring viewers all the latest in the world of AFL. 12:30 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:30 Extra 2:00 Dangerman: Colony Three (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy 9:30 Lifestyle Program 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 11:30 Bondi Rescue [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M l,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Scope [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Cajun Steak & Lamb Lollipops [s] 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Funny Valentine (M) 9:30 Law & Order: SVU: Witness (M a) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 Late Show - David Letterman (PG 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined to Rein (PG) 5:00 Golf: The 2013 US Masters - Live
Greenest Homes [s] 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Family Footsteps (PG) 1:30 Cheese Slices [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Tree House: Isle Of Wight 6:55 Clarke And Dawe [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 The Checkout (PG) [s] 8:30 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey – This series showcases the incredible power of our weather. 9:30 Scott And Bailey (M v,l) 10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 The Business [s] 11:20 Outback Kids (M a,l) – An attempt to rehabilitate seven profoundly troubled Aussie kids. 12:15 The Clinic (M v) [s] 1:10 Grand Designs: The Tree House 2:00 rage (M a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 2:30 Football: WAFL: Round 4: East Fremantle v Subiaco
national News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: The Great Wall of China [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Eden and the Pennines [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Food Safari: Danish (PG) [s] 8:00 Gourmet Farmer: Shop Special: Cheese, Saffron, Sloe Gin (PG) [s] 8:35 Marco Pierre Whites Kitchen Wars [s] – Marco presents the first semi-final, throwing down the culinary gauntlet to three couples from Exmouth, Goring-on-Thames and Liverpool. 9:30 24 Hours in Emergency: Life’s Little Hiccups (M a,l) [s] – A busy night shift sees a series of men admitted with various problems. 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:05 UEFA Champions League Hour 12:05 Thriller Movie: “When Darkness Falls” (MA15+v,a,l) (’06) (In Swedish) 2:25 Weatherwatch Overnight
Home and Away 9:30 Sons & Daugh7TWO 9:00 ters 10:00 Coronation Street (PG) 10:30 GO!
ONE
6:00 Golf: Par 3 Contest 7:00 Golf Getaway 7:30 Golf: 2013 NZ PGA 8:30 MLB Player Poll 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 Grand-Am 2:00 Omnisport 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 An Idiot Abroad (M s) 9:30 Fast Forward: Funniest Send Ups (M s) 10:30 Can Of Worms - Encore (M) 11:30 The Game Plan 12:30 24 (M v) 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 Major League Baseball
ABC2
SBS TWO
7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today GEM 7MATE 11:00 VIP: The Quiet Brawler (PG) 12:00
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 4:00 Cheers (PG)
ABC3
ABC 24
Step By Step 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War: France Falls 2:00 Movie: “Birds Do It” (G) (’66) Stars: Soupy Sales 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Movie: “Over The Hedge” (G) 8:45 Movie: “Forrest Gump” (M a,l,v) Stars: Tom Hanks 11:45 60 Minute Makeover: Bedfont 12:45 The Bill: Tolerance (M) 1:50 Hart To Hart (PG) 3:00 The Martha Stewart Show
Shockwave: #32 (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate: History of Motor Racing (PG) 2:00 Motor Mate: Crash Crazy 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Turtleman (PG) 7:30 Gator Boys (PG) 8:30 Swamp People (PG) 9:30 Mounted In Alaska (M) 10:30 Operation Repo (M) 11:30 Jail (M) 12:00 Jacked: Auto Theft Task Force (PG) 1:00 VIP: The Quiet Brawler (PG) 2:00 Shockwave: #32 3:00 Motor Mate: Crash Crazy 4:00 Pimp My Ride 5:00 Dream Car Garage
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Sym-Bionic (PG v) 11:30 Auction Hunters 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 To Be Announced 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 7:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Caddyshack” (M s,l) Stars: Chevy Chase 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 To Be Announced 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelor (PG) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra 5:10 Monsuno (PG) 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 How Clean Is Your House 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Happy Go Lovely” (G) (’51) Stars: David Niven 2:00 RPA (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 The Zoo (UK) (PG) 4:30 Customs (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Mary Queen Of Shops 8:30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (MA15+ mp,n,s) 10:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 The Zoo (UK) (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast 7:40 The Best Of River Monsters 8:30 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 9:00 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting (PG) 9:30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (PG) 10:15 The Roast (PG) 10:30 Comedy Up Late (M) 11:00 The Thick Of It (M l,d,s) 11:30 Hard Time: Breaking In (M d) 12:20 The Best Of River Monsters 1:10 Party Down (M l,d,n,s) 1:40 The Fabulous Beekman Boys (M l) 2:05 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:05 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Chop Socky Chooks 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Tower Prep 8:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 8:25 Dancing Down Under
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Debate 109 7:30 UEFA Champions League Hour 8:30 Threesome: Flat-Pack (M a,l,s,d) – Our threesome have to figure out how to explain their unusually triangular relationship to the world 9:00 Him & Her: The Fancy Dress Party (MA15+s,l) – Pauls son, Little Luke, is out of hospital 9:30 Skins: Franky - Term has started at Roundview College (MA15+ a,d,s,l) 10:25 Russell Howards Good News 11:00 The Marngrook Footy Show 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Foreign Correspondent 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Technology Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Technology Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global News 2:30 The Business 3:00 BBC World News