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TV Guide
Prime7
FRIDAY AUGUST 16
5:30 Seven Early News 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Scent Of A Woman” (M l) Stars: Al Pacino 3:00 The Daily Edition [s] 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] – We show you how to renovate for less. 7:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 21: Hawthorn v Collingwood *Live 11:00 Off The Bench (PG) [s] – Each week hosts Wayne Schwass, Tim Watson and Ros Lanigan will discuss all the latest news and issues across the VCFL. 11:30 That ‘70s Show (M) 12:00 Desperate Housewives (M a) 2:00 Home Shopping Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 Ballykissangel (PG) 12:00 Hamish Macbeth(PG) 1:00 Dangerfield: Moulded Of Things Past (M) 2:00 Movie: “Marooned” (PG a) (’69) 5:00 Homes Under The Hammer 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News at 7 7:30 Better Homes & Gardens 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Britain’s Empty Homes (PG) 10:10 Cowboy Builders (PG) 11:10 Four In A Bed (PG) 12:40 Downsize Me (PG) 1:40 Designing Women (PG) 2:10 Ballykissangel (PG) 3:10 Hamish Macbeth (PG)
WIN
5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (M) 1:00 Sea Patrol (M) 2:00 The People’s Court (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 Big Brother (PG) 7:30 Australia’s Got Talent (PG) 9:00 Movie: “The Notebook” (PG l,s,a) (’04) Stars: Rachel McAdams & James Garner 11:30 Extra 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:00 Friday Night Football: South Sydney Rabbitohs v Manly Sea Eagles – From Bluetongue Stadium, Gosford. 2:30 Friday Night Football: Brisbane Broncos v Parramatta Eels 4:30 Good Morning America Children’s Programs 10:30 The Shak 11:00 GO! 6:00 TMZ 11:30 Extra 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Mike & Molly (M s) 2:00 Winx Club (PG) 3:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 3:30 Monsuno (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 4:30 Adventure Time (PG) 5:00 Big Brother (PG) 6:30 Animated Movie: “Happiness is a Warm Blanket” (G) 7:30 Movie: “Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix” (PG v,sn) (’07) Stars: Daniel Radcliffe 10:30 Movie: “Species” (MA15+s,h,v) (’95) Stars: Ben Kingsley 12:50 Big Brother (PG) 1:20 Conan (M) 2:20 The Bachelor (PG) 3:30 Extra 4:00 Conan (M)
TEN
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 10:00 The Living Room Encore (PG) [s] 11:00 MasterChef Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:00 Mako - Island Of Secrets [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Bart’s Girlfriend [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Living Room [s] 8:30 NCIS: Hit And Run (M a) 9:30 NCIS: Canary (M a) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:00 Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 7:00 Savage Family Diggers 7:30 Black Gold ONE (PG v) 8:30 Omnisport 9:00 NASCAR 11:00 Australian Rally Championship 12:00 The Game Plan 1:00 Maradona’s Life Story Chapter 4 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Monster Jam 3:00 Alby Mangels Adventure Bound (PG a) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 ET’s Fishing Classics 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Undercover Boss (PG a) 8:30 Friday Night Lights 9:30 Movie: “28 Weeks Later” (MA15+ v) 11:30 Fast Forward 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Triathlon 2:00 Golf Getaway
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Monster & Mega GEM 6:30 Skippy 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Cheetah King- 11 7MATE Machines dom 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 2:00 Motor Mate 4:00 Dream Car Garage (PG) 4:30 Movie: “Snow Buddies” (G) (’08) Disney’s Snow Buddies are back! 6:30 Movie: “Bridge To Terabithia” (PG a) (’63) Stars: Josh Hutcherson 8:30 Movie: “Sister Act” (PG v) (’92) Stars: Whoopi Goldberg 10:30 Movie: “Disturbia” (M v,a) (’07) Stars: Shia Labeouf 12:30 30 Rock (PG) 1:00 Crank Yankers (MA15+s,a) 2:00 Unsolved Mysteries 3:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 5:00 Pimp My Ride (PG)
11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “A Man About The House” (PG a) (’47) 2:00 The Closer (M) 3:00 Heavily Ever After (PG) 4:00 RPA Where Are They Now? (M mp) 5:00 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:00 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Football: South Sydney Rabbitohs v Manly Sea Eagles 9:30 Football: Brisbane Broncos v Parramatta Eels 11:30 Movie: “City Heat” (M v) 1:30 Movie: “Death Is A Woman” (M v,s) 3:05 Movie: “Victoria The Great” (G)
9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Frasier (PG) 11:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG a) 2:00 Judging Amy (PG a) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 So You Think You Can Dance 9:30 Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model (PG) 10:30 Sex & The City (MA15+s,l) 11:40 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET
ABC
SBS
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Lockie Leonard 11:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 1:00 Dalziel And Pascoe (PG) [s] 2:35 The Wonder Years [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Country House Rescue [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Vet School (PG) 8:30 Broadchurch (M a,v) [s] 9:20 The Town (PG) [s] 10:10 Would I Lie You? (PG) 10:40 Lateline [s] 11:15 The Thick of It (MA15+l) – MP Nicola Murray has a day when nothing seems to go right . 11:45 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG) 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:15 ABC2 Daniel Tiger’s Neighbourhood 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Peter Rabbit 5:45 Charlie & Lola 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Cloudbabies 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:40 Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan (PG) 8:30 My Mom Is Obsessed (M a) 9:20 Ladyboys: Living The Dream (M a) 10:15 Dirty Laundry Live 10:50 Mock The Week Looks Back At: Education 11:20 Black Books: Elephants And Hens 11:45 Doctor (PG) 12:35 Party Down (M l,d,n,s) 1:55 ABC News Update
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Carla Cametti PD: For Richer, For Poorer (M l,v) [s] 2:00 Don Matteo: The Suspect (PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Tahiti Graffiti [s] 6:00 Classical Destinations 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Russia: A Journey with Jonathan Dimbleby: National Treasures (PG) [s] 8:35 The Story of Science: Can We Have Unlimited Power? (PG) [s] 9:40 As It Happened: Spitfire Women (PG) [s] 10:40 World News Australia [s] 11:10 Drama Movie: “Careless Love” (MA15+ s,n) (’12) (From Australia) 1:05 William Shatners Weird or What? 3:50 Weatherwatch Overnight Worldwatch News (All day) 6:10 UnSBS 2 5:00 beatable Banzuke 6:40 Ninja Warrior 7:05 The Office: Women’s Appreciation (PG) 7:30 The Feed 7:45 IAAF World Championships 2013 8:40 If You Are the One 9:35 The Sexual Obsession of Joe Sarno (MA15+a,n,s) – Provides a portrait of the late Joe Sarno, one of the pioneering directors of the 1960s sexploitation film genre. 10:40 Talking Bad (M) (M s,l) 11:10 The Feed 11:25 Thriller Movie: “Mad Detective” (MA15+v) (’07) (From Hong Kong, in Cantonese) 1:05 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:05 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Lab Rats Challenge 11:00 What Do You Know? 11:35 Castaway 12:00 BTN Extra 12:30 The Silver Brumby 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:25 YooHoo And Friends 1:40 Oggy And The Cockroaches 2:10 Jibber Jabber 2:25 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 Parallax 3:35 Really Me 4:00 Almost Naked Animals 4:45 Rated A for Awesome 5:00 Almost Naked Animals 5:40 What’s Up Warthogs! 6:05 Life With Boys 6:30 Total Drama 6:55 Dance Academy 7:30 Splatalot 8:00 Good Game SP 8:25 Rush TV
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business ABC 24 Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00
ABC3
ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:00 Australia Votes 6:00 The Drum 6:45 ABC Open 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 ABC Open 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Big Ideas 12:00ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7:30 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
6:00 Home Shopping [s] 7:00 Weekend 6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today Prime7 Sunrise (PG) 10:00 The Morning Show - WIN - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Saturday 12:00 TEN
SATURDAY AUGUST 17
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 New Years Day Concert 6:00 rage (G) 10:30 rage Guest Programmer 6:00 Totally Wild [s] 7:00 Children’s Programs 8:30 Totally Wild [s] 9:00 Scope: Mini Science ABC (PG) 11:30 7:30 [s] 12:00 Australian Story [s] SBS 2013 (PG) 3:40 Piano Notes: Felix Mendelssohn 3:55 Opera Stories: Arabella [s] 4:30 PBS New12:30 Catalyst [s] 1:00 Football: VFL: Round [s] 9:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 10:00 Bump Weekend (PG) 12:00 Program To Be AdThe Bottom Line (PG) 12:30 Financial Review vised 3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 21: Rich- Sunday 1:05 The Middle (PG) 1:30 Afternoon Movie: TV (PG l,s,a,v,d) 1:00 Don’t Tell The Bride (PG l) 2:00 18: Port Melbourne v Geelong 4:00 Face Painting With shour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are: Alexander mond v Carlton 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2013 AFL “Angels In The Outfield” (G) (’94) Stars: Danny Glover Natural Conflict (PG a) [s] 3:00 Bilby Dreams: Dreams [s] Bill Leak [s] 4:30 At The Movies (PG) 5:05 Human Armstrong [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 A Year Premiership Season: Rnd 21: West Coast v Geelong *Live 3:20 Music Muster 4:30 Fishing Australia [s] 5:00 News 4:00 What’s Up Down Under? 4:30 Everyday Gourmet Planet: Arctic: Life In The Deep Freeze (PG) [s] 6:00 Sat- in the Wild [s] 8:30 RocKwiz: Ronnie Burns / Jen Cloher 11:00 I Shouldn’t Be Alive: A Family’s Desert Hell (M) [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 6:00 News [s] 6:30 Big Brother [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons (PG) urday Landline [s] 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC / Russell Morris [s] 9:30 Biography Movie: “Into the [s] – Roger Sargeant and his girlfriend are on a daytrip in Showdown (PG) 7:30 Movie: “Journey To The Centre Of 6:30 Before The Game (PG) [s] 7:30 2013 Castrol Edge News [s] 7:30 Father Brown: The Devil’s Dust (PG) [s] Wild” (M a,n,v,l) (’07) (From the US) 12:05 IAAF World the Arizona Desert with her two young daughters. Things The Earth” (PG v) (’08) Stars: Brendan Fraser 9:30 Movie: Rugby Championship: Bledisloe Cup Game 1 - Australia 8:20 Audrey’s Kitchen: Pepper Steak [s] 8:30 Midsomer Championships Live – Day 8 of the fourteenth instalment go very wrong when they get lost and are forced to aban- “Ocean’s Eleven” (M l) (’01) Stars: Brad Pitt & George v All Blacks [s] 10:30 This Week Live - Encore (M v) Murders: The Sleeper Under The Hill (M v) [s] 10:00 of the IAAF World Championships in Athletics from don their car. 12:00 Desperate Housewives: Searching / Clooney 12:00 Movie: “Fame” (M l) (’80) Stars: Irene Cara 11:30 Saturday Night Movie: “Along Came A Spider” Waking the Dead: Harbinger (M v) 10:55 Adam Hills Moscow, Russia as the best of the best athletes from Everything’s Different, Nothing’s Changed (M) [s] 2:00 & Paul McCrane 2:30 The Baron (PG) 3:30 Skippy - The (MA15+v,a) (’01) Stars: Morgan Freeman 1:35 48 Tonight: The Last Leg (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage around the world compete for world championship glory. 2:15 Weatherwatch Overnight Hours(M a) 2:35 Infomercial (PG) 3:00 Home Shopping (PG) Home Shopping Bush Kangaroo Wizards Of Waverly Place 10:00 Home GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs 9:30 Young Justice ONE 7TWO 9:30 Shopping 11:00 All 4 Adventure (PG) 11:30 (PG v,sn) 10:00 Adventure Time (PG) 10:30 Ben Great South East 12:00 Creek To Coast 12:30 QLD Weekender 1:00 Sydney Weekender 1:30 Coxy’s Big Break 2:00 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 2:30 Movie: “Survive The Savage Sea” (PG a) (’92) Stars: Robert Urich 4:30 Treks in a Wild World (PG) 5:00 Globe Guides 5:30 No Going Back (PG) 6:30 Heartbeat (PG) 7:40 The Indian Doctor (PG) 8:40 Jonathan Creek (M v,s) 11:10 The First World War (M) 12:10 Secrets Of War (M) 1:10 Movie: “Survive The Savage Sea” (PG a) (’92)
10: Ultimate Alien (PG v) 11:00 Dennis & Gnasher 11:30 A Gurl’s Wurld 12:00 Lockie Leonard 12:30 Power Rangers Super Samurai (PG v) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Big Brother (PG) 3:30 Big Brother (PG) 5:00 Scooby Doo 6:30 Movie: “Willy Wonka & the Chocoate Factor” (G) (’71) Stars: Gene Wilder 8:30 Movie: “The Bounty Hunter” (M s,v,l) (’10) Stars: Jennifer Aniston 10:45 Big Brother Showdown (PG) 11:45 South Park (MA15+a,s,v) 12:15 Conan (M) 1:15 Movie: “In The Name Of The Father” (M l,v) 4:00 Conan
6:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 11:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 12:00 Sporting Greats Roger Federer 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Monster Jam 2:00 Trick My Truck 2:30 Flip Men (PG) 3:00 Outback Wrangler (PG) 3:30 Savage Family Diggers 4:00 The WWE Experience 5:00 Big Fish, Small Boats 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 M*A*S*H 7:00 Trick My Truck 7:30 Dangerous Drives (PG v) 8:30 Ripper Street - Encore (M v,a) 9:40 Movie: “Deep Impact” (M a,l) (’98) 12:15 Blokesworld 12:45 48 Hours (M s) 1:45 Inside: The Green Berets (M l) 2:45 M*A*S*H 3:15 Omnisport
ABC2
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Poko 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:35 Kioka 5:45 Charlie & Lola 6:00 The Pajanimals: The NotSo-Great Outdoors 6:15 Cloudbabies: A Busy Night 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The True Story: Die Hard 4.0 (PG) 8:15 Good Game 8:30 Misbehaving Mums To Be (PG) 9:30 Funny As: Nick Swardson (MA15+ l,s) 10:10 The Alternative Comedy Experience (M l,s) 10:35 Kroll Show: San Diego Diet (M a) 11:00 Queen: Days of Our Lives (M l,n) 12:55 Carlos (MA15+v) 2:55 ABC News Update
6:00 Battleplan (PG v,a) 8:00 Home Shop- GEM 6:00 Movie: “A Man About The House” (PG a) 11 7:00 The Brady Bunch 7:30 The King Of Queens ABC3 7MATE ping (PG) 8:00 Infomercial (PG) 8:30 Everybody Loves (’47) 8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Survival: Tales From 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Sports Special: Race To The Clouds (PG) 12:00 Is It Real? Da Vinci Code (PG) 1:00 Project Xtreme: Hudson Pedestrian Bridge (PG) 1:30 Classified: Airforce One (PG) 2:30 Cheating Death (PG a) 3:30 Demolition Day: Aquaduct (PG) 4:30 Wild Justice: California (PG v) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Mars Needs Moms” (PG v,h) 8:30 Movie: “Armageddon” (M l) (’98) 11:30 Punk’d (M) 12:00 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 2:00 Is It Real? (PG) 3:00 Battleplan (PG) 5:00 Project Xtreme (PG)
The Wild (PG) 10:30 Movie: “The Winslow Boy” (G) (’50) Stars: Robert Donat 1:00 Postcards 1:30 Movie: “Thousands Cheer” (G) (’43) Stars: Gene Kelly 4:00 Movie: “East of Eden” (PG a) (’56) Stars: James Dean 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v) 9:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 10:30 The Mentalist (M v,a) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:20 Movie: “Woodstock, 3 Days Of Peace And Music” (MA15+ l,d,n) (’70) Stars: Joan Baez
Raymond (PG) 9:00 The Range Country Music TV (PG l,s,a) 11:30 Teen Choice Awards 2013 (PG) 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model (PG) 5:00America’s Next Top Model (PG) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Reef Doctors (PG) 7:30 Masterchef Australia Encore (PG) 11:30 The Bump (PG a,l,s,v,d) 2:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 5:30 Mass For You
8:20 Kid Vs Kat 8:40 Spectacular Spider-Man 9:05 Good Game SP 9:30 Spliced! 10:05 Rated A for Awesome 10:30 Dex Hamilton 10:55 Rocket Power 11:45 The Avengers 1:40 The Super Hero Squad Show 2:00 Dennis And Gnasher 2:40 Chuck Finn 3:05 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Stoked 4:05 Pocket Protectors 5:05 Young Dracula 5:35 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 5:55 Steve Backshall’s Deadly Top 10 6:25 MI High 6:55 Splatalot 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 Vampire Knight (PG) 8:15 Ouran High School (PG) 8:40 Puella Magi Madoka Magica
SBS 2
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 PopAsia (PG) 7:00 Benidorm Bastards (PG) 7:30 IAAF World Championships 2013 8:30 Morgan Spurlocks New Britannia: Awards (M s,l) 9:25 Movie: “Largo Winch” (MA15+v) (’08) – After a powerful billionaire is murdered, his secret adoptive son must race to prove his legitimacy. (In French) 11:25 Shorts on Screen 12:00 Movie: “20 Centimetres” (MA15+s,a,n) (’05) –A highly camp and visually lush musical comedy about a transsexual prostitute, considering getting the chop. (In Spanish) 2:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:00 Weatherwatch Overnight
Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To ABC 24 8:00 State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Rural Quarter 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Landline 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 3:00 One Plus One