TV Guide - April 19-25, 2013

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Prime7

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WIN

FRIDAY APRIL 19

6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven 6:00 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 The Workers [s] 7:30 ToMorning News [s] 12:00 Movie: “Shopgirl” (M s) Stars: 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen De- tally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 Steve Martin 2:00 Dr Oz: Insomnia In America? (PG d) Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Everyday Gourmet 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate 3:30 The Amazing Race: Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef10:30 Boy’s Weekend (PG) They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down The Street [s] [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 The WIN 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M l,a) [s] 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] News Hour 7:00 The Voice (PG) 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 6:00 Seven News [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 8:30 Friday Night Movie: “My Sister’s Keeper” 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) (M l,a) (’09) – Sara and Brian Fitzgerald’s life with 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] – Better Homes their young son and their two-year-old daughter, Kate, 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] And Gardens [s] – Graham and Joh come to the res4:00 Lightning Point [s] is forever altered when they learn that Kate has cue of a WWII servicewoman whose garden has been leukaemia. Stars: Cameron Diaz & Abigail Breslin 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful destroyed by fire.

5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 10:45 Person Of Interest: COD (M v) – Finch and 7:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Sydney v GeeReese must decide how to deal with a cab driver’s pas- 6:00 The Simpsons: Diatribe Of A Mad Housewife [s] long: Round 4 *Live 6:30 The Project [s] sengers after his number comes up.

10:30 Dual Suspects: Burning Betrayal (M v) – A 7:30 The Living Room (PG) 11:45 Extra pretty and popular college student disappears after a 12:15 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 8:30 American Idol: Week 16 - Performance & night out.

Results Show (PG) [s] 1:15 Friday Night Football: Australia v New 12:00 Desperate Housewives: Nice Is Different Than 11:00 TEN Late News [s] Zealand – International Rugby League comes to Good (M) [s] – With wedding plans, unplanned ba11:45 The Project Encore [s] Canberra. bies and illicit affairs, our Housewives have no idea 3:45 Music Special: Jessica Mauboy - The Sapphires 12:45 Late Show - David Letterman (PG of the danger that’s moving into Wisteria Lane.

1:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 Extra 1:00 Home Shopping 5:30 Home Shopping 4:30 Good Morning America Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St GO! 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Step By Step (PG) 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Young Winston” (G) (’72) Stars: Simon Ward 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Cowboy Builders: Woking (PG) 10:30 Downsize Me (PG) 11:30 Movie: “Blind Fury” (M v,l) (’90) Stars: Rutger Hauer 1:20 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:30 Who’s The Boss?

(PG) 3:00 The Martha Stewart Show 4:00 The Bill (M)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG v) 4:30 Young Justice (PG v) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG v) 5:30 The Looney Tunes Show: Bobcats on Three! 6:00 Movie: “Valiant” (G) (’05) Stars: Ewan McGregor 7:30 Movie: “What A Girl Wants” (G) (’03) Stars: Colin Firth 9:40 Movie: “First Daughter” (PG s,l) (’04) Stars: Katie Holmes 11:40 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 MAD (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelor (PG l) 4:00 Conan (PG) 4:50 Flash & Dash

ABC 24

ABC3

Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today WIN 6:00 - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Summer Series TEN

6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 12:00 Possums Club 12:30 That 70s Show: Ramble On (PG) 1:00 V8 Xtra [s] 1:30 Program To Be Advised 3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 4: Hawthorn v Fremantle *Live* – Fremantle make the long trip to Aurora Stadium in Tasmania where they’ve never beaten the Hawks. Basil Zempilas leads the call with Tom Harley in expert comments.

6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 4: West Coast v Carlton *Live* – The Eagles have had the wood on Carlton in the last three meetings, making this a tough early road trip for Blues.

11:00 World’s Wildest Police Videos (M) [s] – A guntoting madman faces off with LAPD at a Hollywood landmark.

12:00 Desperate Housewives: Being Alive (M) 1:00 The Late Movie: “Remember Me” (M v,s) (’85) Stars: Wendy Hughes & Robert Grubb 3:00 Home Shopping

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Pet Superstars 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Life With Boys 7:30 Prank Patrol 8:05 Good Game SP 8:30 Bushwhacked!

9:00 Excused (PG) 9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 Becker (PG) 8:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 4:00 Cheers (PG)

Prime7

9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “The Man Who Finally Died” (PG v,a) (’62) Stars: Stanley Baker 2:00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance (PG) 4:30 Mary Queen Of Shops (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Football: Australia V New Zealand - International Rugby 10:00 Movie: “City Heat” (M v) (’84) Stars: Clint Eastwood 12:00 Friends (PG) 12:30 Movie: “Best Pair Of Legs In The Business” (M v,a,s) Stars: Reg Varney

SBS 2

ABC2

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SBS

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers Guide to Australia 1:30 Don Matteo: A Debt for Life (PG) 2:30 Living Black [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Belize [s] 6:00 German Wanderlust: Ruegen [s] – Julia journeys to the island of Ruegen.

6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:35 Urban Secrets: London [s] – Alan Cumming examines the hidden histories of Britain’s cities.

8:30 Turn Back Time: The Family: Second World War [s] – The living history experiment reaches the 1940s.

9:35 As It Happened: The Dark Charisma of Adolf Hitler (PG) [s] – The last episode examines how Hitler tried to maintain his popular appeal.

10:40 World News Australia 11:15 Thriller Movie: “Lie” (M n,l,s) (’09) (From Puerto Rico, In Spanish) 12:50 Drama Movie: “Anna M” (M s,a,n) (’07) (In French) 2:45 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Roast 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 8:30 Would I Lie To You? (PG) 8:40 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife (M s) 9:30 7 Days Of Sex (M a,s) 10:10 The Roast 10:20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:10 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 12:00 My Child Won’t Talk 12:50 Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (M s) 1:20 Make Me A New Face (PG) 2:20 ABC News Update

6:00 Triathlon 7:00 Football: Liverpool TV 10:00 NASCAR 12:00 The Game Plan - Encore 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Python Hunters (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course (PG l,a) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Undercover Boss Australia (PG a) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Noncompliance (M a) 9:30 Movie: “The Crew” (M l) Stars: Scot Williams 12:00 Fast Forward (M) 1:00 Movie: “Get Rich Or Die Tryin” (MA15+ l,v,s) Stars: Bill Duke 3:25 MLB Player Poll 3:55 Major League Baseball

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7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Valma & Louise (PG v) 12:00 Big: Motorcycle (PG) 1:00 Classic Racers (PG) 2:00 Motor Mate (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride: 1989 Ford Escort /1984 Cadillac Eldorado (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Push” (M v,l) (’09) Stars: Colin Ford 10:45 Movie: “Thor: Hammer Of The Gods” (M v) (’09) Stars: Zachery Ty Bryan 12:30 Blokesworld (MA15+s,n) 1:00 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 2:00 VIP: Valma & Louise (PG v) 3:00 Big!: Motorcycle Part 2 (PG) 4:00 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Pimp My Ride (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Planet Science 11:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Poirot (PG) [s] 1:25 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 2:00 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Quentin Dempster examines the local issues concerning NSW. 8:00 Who’s Been Sleeping In My House? Baroona 8:30 Silent Witness: Change (M s,v) [s] – In part two of a double episode, forensic pathologists Nikki and Leo try to figure out how the long lost daughter of murdered wealthy business owner, John Briggs, was killed and ended up in the Thames.

9:30 Silk (M a,v) [s] – Martha is facing the toughest legal argument of her career as she defends a man on death row, in the Supreme Court.

10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 Lowdown: Zirco Goes Berko (M l,s) [s] 11:35 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Romantic Expressionism 7:30 Mythbusters: Let There Be Light (PG) 8:30 If You Are the One (PG) – This popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. 9:30 Indie Sex: Extreme Cinema (MA15+s,l,n,a) – This final episode has everything from real sex on screen to S&M and fetish.

10:45 Russell Howard’s Good News 11:20 Bullet in the Face: The World Stage (MA15+v,s) 11:50 Bullet in the Face: Cradle to Grave (M v,s) 12:20 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:05 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 ABC Open 7:00 ABC News 7:32 Planet America 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 ABC Open 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Big Ideas 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 7:30 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Acis and Galatea 2:45 rage (G) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer: ABC 6:00 Urthboy 11:30 7:30 [s] 12:00 Australian Story SBS Piano Notes – Joseph Haydn: Andante con Vari-

[s] 12:30 The Checkout (PG) [s] 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 3: Geelong v Box Hill Hawks 4:00 How The Earth Was Made: San Andreas Fault 4:55 Midsomer Murders: The Green Man (PG) 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) [s] – With their parents missing overnight, Gillian and Caroline bond over their life stories; while brother-in-law Dean joins in the search.

8:30 Inspector George Gently: The Lost Child (M a) [s] – Inspector George Gently and his offsider Bacchus are thrown into an emotional case.

10:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 10:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting (M l,s,v) 11:00 Laid (M a,l,s) 11:30 rage: Guest Programmer: Urthboy (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

azioni in F Minor. 2:55 Road Movie: John Adams 3:55 Up To the Sky: Turning Torso 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Martin Freeman (PG) [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 James May’s Man Lab (PG) [s] – James May returns for another action-packed series, as he continues his epic quest to re-skill the modern male.

8:35 Lilyhammer: The Midwife (M l,s) – Frank rather reluctantly agrees to accompany Sigrid when she attends her first antenatal examination at the hospital.

9:30 Film of the Week: “Four Lions” (M s,a,l) (’10) – Tells the story of a group of British jihadists who push their abstract dreams of glory to the breaking point. Stars: Penlope Cruz (From the UK) 11:25 Drama Movie: “Shifty” (M l,d) (’08) (From the UK) 1:00 South Park: The Ring / The Coon / Margaritaville (M a) 2:25 Weatherwatch Overnight

Saturday Disney 9:00 Shake It Up 9:30 GO! 7TWO 7:00 Wizards Of Waverly Place 10:00 Home

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ABC2

SBS 2

9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Greatest Ever: GEM 7MATE Fighter Planes (PG) 12:00 Ultimate Spider-

9:00 The Range Country Music TV (PG l,s,a) 11:30 ABC3 11 Happy Days 12:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG)

SATURDAY APRIL 20

6:00 Children’s Programs 8:30 Totally Wild [s] 9:00 Scope [s] 9:30 Totally Wild [s] 10:00 Scope [s] 10:30 Bump TV (PG l,s,a,v,d) 12:30 Radar (PG l,s,a,v,d) 1:00 Natural Conflict (PG a) 2:00 Movie: “Living Out Loud” (PG a) (’09) Stars: Gail O’Grady 4:00 What’s Up Down Under 4:30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons (PG) [s] 6:30 Before The Game [s] 7:30 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 8:30 Movie: “Iron Man 2” (M v) (’10) – Because of his superhero alter ego, Tony Stark must contend with deadly issues involving the government, his own friends and new enemies. Stars: Robert Downey Jr 11:00 Mr & Mrs Murder Encore: The Art Of Murder (M) – A homeless man is found crushed to death under a floating wall at a modern art gallery.

12:00 Can Of Worms Encore (M) 1:00 2013 Formula 1: Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix Qualifying 3:00 Home Shopping

Shopping 11:00 Creek To Coast 11:30 QLD Weekender 12:00 Sydney Weekender 12:30 Coxy’s Big Break 1:00 Horse Racing 2013: Doncaster Cup 5:00 Great South East 5:30 No Going Back: Spain 6:30 Heartbeat (PG) 7:30 Doc Martin (PG) 8:40 Lewis: Whom The Gods Would Destroy (M v,d) 10:40 Nazi Hunters (M) 11:40 Man Stroke Woman (M) 12:20 No Going Back: Spain (PG) 1:30 Movie: “The Falcon In Mexico” (PG v) (’44) 3:00 Australian Ark 4:00 World Around Us

Man: 3:00 Ultimate Spider-Man 12:30 Hook Line and Sinker (PG) 1:00 Freak Encounters (PG) 2:30 Cut In Half (PG) 3:30 Special: Apollo 11 (PG) 4:30 Verminators: Rats! Bats! Crap! (PG) 5:30 America’s Toughest Jobs (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Ghostbusters” (PG l,h,s) (’11) Stars: Dan Aykroyd 8:40 Movie: “Paul ” (M l,v,s,d) (’11) Stars: Simon Pegg 11:50 Punk’d (M) 12:20 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 1:20 VIP: Stop Or Val’s Mom Will Shoot (PG s) 2:20 VIP: Val Goes To Town (PG s) 3:30 Greatest Ever (PG)

12:00 Gilligan’s Island: Gilligan’s Personal Magnetism 12:30 The Middle (PG) 1:00 Movie: “Flash Of Genius” (PG l) (’08) Stars: Greg Kinnear 3:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations - Cambodia (PG a) 4:30 Antiques Roadshow: Castle Coole [s] 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 6:00 National News Saturday [s] 6:30 The Voice (PG) 8:00 Movie: “Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire” (PG a,v,sn) (’06) – Difficult times lay ahead for Harry when he return to Hogwart’s. Stars: Daniel Radcliffe & Emma Watson 11:20 Late Movie: “Kokoda” (M v,l) (’06) Stars: William McInnes & Travis McMahon 1:15 Movie: “Hoffman” (M s,l) (’71) Stars: Peter Sellers & Sinead Cusack 3:30 Extra 4:00 Danoz 4:30 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Young Justice: Invasion (PG) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Stormworld 12:00 To Be Announced 2:00 Take The Money And Run 3:00 Two And A Half Men: Back Off Mary Poppins/ Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (PG s,l) 4:30 The Middle 5:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Monster House” (PG v,a) (’06) 8:30 Movie: “St Trinian’s” (M d,s) (’07) Stars: Rupert Everett 10:30 To Be Announced 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Survivor: Caramoan (M) 2:00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (PG s,l) 6:00 Movie: “The Man Who Finally Died” (PG v,a) (’62) Stars: Stanley Baker 8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Movie: “Miss Robin Hood” (G) 11:00 Movie: “Second Fiddle” (G) (’57) 12:30 Postcards 1:00 Movie: “Four For Texas” (PG) (’63) Stars: Dean Martin 3:30 Movie: “Rio Bravo” (PG) (’59) Stars: John Wayne 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v) 9:30 CSI: Miami (MA15+v,a) 10:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v,a) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:25 Movie: “Rio Bravo” (PG) (’59) Stars: John Wayne 3:55 Movie: “Four For Texas” (PG) (’63)

6:00 Major League Baseball 7:00 Nascar 12:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 1:00 Money Factory 2:00 Megafactories 3:00 71 Degrees North (PG l) 4:00 The WWE Experience 5:00 Escape With ET 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 Wedding Band (PG s) 8:30 2013 Formula 1 Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix - Qualifying 10:30 The Ultimate Rider (PG) 11:00 48 Hours (M s) 12:00 Ross Kemp On Gangs: Jamaica (MA15+ a,d) 1:00 Dollhouse (M v) 2:00 Defying Gravity: Threshold (M s) 3:05 Frontiers Of Construction (PG l) 4:00 Omnisport

2:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 America’s Next Top Model (PG l,s,a) 5:00 90210: Senior Year, Baby (PG s,v,l,a) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Fashion Star (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser - Special Encore (PG) 10:30 The Graham Norton Show 11:30 The Range Country Music TV (PG l,s,a) 2:00 Becker (PG) 2:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 3:00 Cheers (PG) 3:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Iconicles 4:55 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas in PJs 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Wild Things (PG) 8:30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (M a,l,v) 9:15 Alan Partridge’s Mid-Morning Matters (M l) 9:30 Funny As: Ricky Gervais (MA15+l,s) 10:50 Childrens’ Hospital (MA15+l,s) 11:15 Portlandia (M l,s) 11:40 True Stories: Casino (M l,v) 12:25 School Of Comedy (MA15+l) 12:50 Life On Mars (M v) 1:50 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Chop Socky Chooks 10:30 Dex Hamilton 10:55 Dead Gorgeous 11:25 Life With Boys 11:45 Prank Patrol 2:10 Gasp! 2:25 Erky Perky 2:35 Chuck Finn 3:00 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Stoked 4:00 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:15 Jibber Jabber 4:35 Steam Punks! 5:00 Young Dracula 5:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 5:55 Deadly 60: Venezuela 6:25 Prank Patrol 6:50 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 Vampire Knight (PG) 8:15 Fruits Basket (PG) 8:40 Voltron: Defender of the Universe (PG)

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 PopAsia 7:10 Black Cab Sessions USA 7:40 Iron Chef 8:30 MXC (M s) – Combining comedy and disastrous spills this is the ultimate take on reality sports. 9:00 SOS: DIY Encouragement 9:35 Movie: “14 Blades” (M a,v) (’10) – This is the action packed story of a secret service agent in the Ming dynasty. (In Mandarin) 11:35 Threesome: Builder (M l,s) – Alice and Richie go into panic mode about their suitability as parents. 12:00 Him & Her: The Birthday (MA15+s,l) 12:35 Skins: Rich (MA15+s,l) 1:35 PopAsia 2:45 Weatherwatch Overnight

ABC 24

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Culture Quarter 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Planet America 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 3:00 The World This Week

Prime7

SUNDAY APRIL 21

6:00 Nopalea Wellness Challenge 6:30 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game Day (PG) 11:30 Wild Boys (PG v,s) 1:30 Footy Flashbacks: 1997 Preliminary Final: Western Bulldogs v Adelaide 3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 4: Adelaide v Western Bulldogs *Live 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Downton Abbey (PG) [s] – The Crawleys head to the Scottish highlands for Christmas to enjoy the hospitality of Rose’s family.

9:30 Mrs Biggs (M) – Ron takes part in the infamous Great Train Robbery.

10:30 Castle (M) – After a much anticipated ‘will they’ or ‘won’t they,’ Castle and Beckett finally give in to their feelings.

11:30 Dual Suspects (M v,a) [s] – Seven fast food workers are gunned down.

12:30 Home Shopping

Mad About You (PG) 10:00 Movie: 7TWO 9:30 “Stage To Tucso” (PG v) (’50) Stars: Rod GO!

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8:30 Home Shopping 9:30 Project Xtreme: GEM 7MATE Bridge Painting (PG) 10:00 Greatest Ever:

Cameron 11:30 The Hook & The Cook (PG) 12:00 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 1:00 Chefs: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (PG) 2:15 Home & Away Catch-up (PG a,v) 4:30 Movie: “Rudyard Kipling’s The Second Jungle Book: Mowgli & Baloo” (PG v) 6:30 Great Migrations (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 60 Minute Makeover 10:30 Homes Under The Hammer 11:45 The Shield (MA15+a,s) 12:45 Chefs: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 1:45 Mad About You

Helicopters (PG) 11:00 Is It Real: Big Foot (PG) 12:00 Trapped: Alive In The Andes (PG) 1:00 Cut In Half: Airplane (PG) 2:00 Engineering The Impossible (PG) 3:00 Style in Steel (PG) 3:30 Verminators (PG) 4:30 Human Prey (PG v) 5:30 Pimp My Ride: 1991 Ford Escort / 1958 VW Bus (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Godzilla” (PG v,l) (’98) Stars: Matthew Broderick 9:30 Movie: “6th Day” (M v,l) (’00) Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger 12:00 Deadliest Warrior (M v) 1:00 VIP (PG)

Prime7

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Batman (PG) 10:30 Ben 10 (PG v) 11:00 Sym-bionic Titan (PG v) 12:00 Winx Club (PG v) 12:30 Monsuno (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 5:00 The Hills (PG) 5:30 Movie: “Daffy Duck’s Quackbusters” (G) 7:00 Suburgatory (PG) 7:30 The Middle (PG) 8:00 2 Broke Girls (PG s,l) 8:30 Two & A Half Men (M) 9:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 9:30 Movie: “Due Date” (MA15+l,d,s) Stars: Robert Downey, Jr 11:30 South Park (MA15+ a,s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 The Middle (PG) 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l)

6:40 Movie: “The Loves Of Joanna Godden” (PG) (’47) 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 Friends (PG) 10:30 The Avengers (PG) 11:30 Movie: “Return Of The Frontiersman” (PG v) (’50) 11:30 Movie: “Dangerous Voyage” (PG v) (’54) 1:00 The Garden Gurus 1:30 Getaway 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Football: City v Country 6:00 Motorway Patrol (PG) 6:30 Antiques Roadshow 7:30 Galapagos 8:30 Movie: “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” (PG l) 10:30 True CSI: Cold Blood (MA15+v,a) 11:30 Movie: “Key Largo” (PG v) Stars: Lauren Bacall 2:00 TV Shop

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9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9:30 Infomercial (PG) 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 American Idol Encore (PG) 2:30 Neighbours - Encore 5:00 Merlin (PG v) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Movie: “The Darjeeling Limited” (M l,s,a) (’06) Stars: Owen Wilson 10:30 The Office (PG) 11:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 12:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 1:00 7th Heaven (PG) 2:00 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG)

ABC3

ABC 24

TEN

ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Romantic Comedy Movie: ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Architects Of Change 11:00 SBS “Me, You, Them” (PG) (’00) Stars: Regina Case

9:30 Sons And Daughters 10:00 Coronation GO! 7TWO Street 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The

ONE

9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The GEM 7MATE Press 11:00 VIP (PG) 12:00 Big: Claw

Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Agatha Christie’s 13 At Dinner” (PG v) (’85) Stars: Peter Ustinov 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Mighty Ships 8:30 Waking The Dead (M v) 9:40 Criminal Minds (M v,a) 11:40 The Shield (MA15+v) 12:40 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:40 Designing Women (PG) 2:10 Mad About You (PG) 2:40 Who’s The Boss?

Game (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate 2:00 Motor Mate (PG l,a) 3:50 Australian Biker Build Off (PG l) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld: The Note/ The Truth (PG) 7:30 Cash Cowboys (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration (PG) 10:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Bid America (PG) 12:00 30 Rock: Pilot (PG) 12:30 30 Rock: The Aftermath (PG) 1:00 VIP: Dangerous Beauty (PG) 2:00 Big (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate 4:00 Dream Car Garage

Prime7

8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Three Hats For Lisa” (G) (’65) Stars: Sid James 2:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Antiques Roadshow 4:30 Galapagos 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Kids Bodies (PG mp) 10:30 My Strange Addiction (PG a) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:30 Religion

WIN

SBS

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 Living Black [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 2013 Superbike World Championship 4:30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 5:00 Netball: ANZ Championship Highlights 5:30 Inspector Rex: Hetzjagd (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: Treasures Decoded: The Viking Map [s] – Using state-of-the art forensics, experts will unlock their hidden truths for the first time ever.

An ancient Viking map could prove that the Vikings sailed to North America 500 years before Columbus.

8:30 The Fabric of the Cosmos: Quantum Leap [s] – Renowned physicist Brian Greene reveals a mindboggling reality beneath the surface of our everyday world.

9:30 The Confessions (M a) – In August 2009, Virginia governor Tom Kaine granted conditional pardons to four Navy men who had served 12 years in prison for a Norfolk rape and murder.

11:00 Cycling: Lige-Bastogne-Lige 2013 – Hosted by Michael Tomalaris.

1:35 Weatherwatch Overnight

ABC2

6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 The Workers [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore (PG l) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Smart & Smarter [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 Can Of Worms (M) 9:30 Hawaii Five-O: Olelo Pa’a (M) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercials (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club 11:00 The Middle 11:30 Suburgatory (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 2:00 Take The Money And Run (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Batman (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:00 Top Gear (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Ransom” (MA15+ v,l) Stars: Mel Gibson 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 1:30 TMZ (PG) 2:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Take The Money And Run (PG)

ABC

6:00 rage 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Inside Business 10:30 Offsiders [s] 11:00 Asia Pacific Focus 11:30 Songs Of Praise 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Gardening Australia [s] 1:30 Cheese Slices [s] 2:00 How The Earth Was Made: Tsunami 3:00 Ben Quilty And The Maggots (PG) [s] 3:30 Edinburgh Military Tattoo (2010) 5:00 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life [s] 5:30 Deadly 60: On A Mission 6:00 Antiques Master [s] 6:30 Compass: My Kidney And Me [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Doctor Who [s] 8:15 The Boffin, The Builder, The Bombardier [s] 8:30 Call The Midwife (M a) [s] 9:30 Miranda: Je Regret Nothing (PG) 10:00 Parkinson: Masterclass: Jamie Cullum [s] 10:55 Blur: No Distance Left To Run (MA15+l) [s] 12:40 Movie: “I Wanna Hold Your Hand” (PG) (’78) Stars: Bobby Diciocco & Nancy Allen 2:15 Movie: “The Gay Divorcee” (G) (’34) Stars: Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers 4:00 The New Inventors

6:00 Omnisport 6:30 Grand-am 9:30 Omnisport 10:00 NASCAR 12:00 Triathlon 1:00 Golf Getaway 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Shark U 4:00 Black Gold (PG l,a) 5:00 What’s Up Down Under 5:30 Airline (PG) 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Megafactories 7:30 Dirty Great Machines (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Red Eye” (M l,v) Stars: Rachel McAdams & Cillian Murph 10:15 Movie: “The Stone Merchant” (’06) (MA15+ s) Stars: Harvey Keitel & F Murray Abraham 12:45 Persons Unknown (M v) 1:45 Omnisport 2:00 MotoGP 2013 - Live “race 2 Texas - Moto3 & Moto2

6:00 Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Because I The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The Said So” (M s) (’07) Stars: Diane Keaton 2:00 Dr Oz: The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 National Silent Killer Revealed: New Clues To Ovarian Cancer News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 National (PG s,l) [s] 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Wellington [s] Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 3:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 7:00 The Voice (PG) 6:00 Seven News [s] 8:40 House Husbands (M) – Follows four families 6:30 Today Tonight [s] with one thing in common: the dads are in charge of 7:00 Home & Away (PG) raising the kids.

7:30 Program To Be Advised 9:40 Person Of Interest: Trojan Horse (M v) 8:30 Revenge: Union (M) [s] – Emotions run deep 10:40 Footy Classified (M) when Jack and Amanda’s wedding reminds Emily of 11:40 Extra [s] what could have been.

12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 9:30 Grey’s Anatomy: Walking On A Dream / Bad 1:00 Worst Case Scenario: Car Brakes Fail/ / Physical Blood (M a) – The Seattle Grace doctors are on edge Attack (M) when a new medical professional enters the hospital. 1:30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 11:45 Private Practice: I’m Fine (M a) – During a 2:00 The Avengers: Death’s Door (PG) dark moment in his life, Sheldon finds happiness 3:00 Danoz with a new woman.

3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News

MONDAY APRIL 22

TUESDAY APRIL 23

TEN

WIN

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Wide 6:00 Religious Programs 7:00 Totally Wild 8:00 Totally World Of Sports 11:00 Sunday Footy Show(AFL) 1:00 Australia: Wonderful Isolation 9:00 Venom [s] 10:00 The Australian Athletics Tour 2013 2:00 Same Name: Kathy Bolt Report [s] 10:30 Meet The Press [s] 11:30 Good Chef Griffin (PG) 3:00 House Husbands (PG s,l) 3:00 Afternoon Bad Chef [s] 12:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 1:00 Totally AusMovie: “Charro!” (PG v) (’69) Stars: Elvis Presley 5:00 tralia: Stories From The Harbour (PG) News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Customs (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Post Grad” (PG l,s) (’09) Stars: Alexis 6:00 National News Bledel, Michael Keaton & Carol Burnett 6:30 The Voice (PG) 4:00 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 8:00 60 Minutes [s] 4:30 Meet The Press: Afternoon Edition [s] 9:00 The Mentalist: Behind The Red Curtain (M v) 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 10:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Exile (M v) – 6:00 The All New Simpsons (PG v) The CSIs investigate the death of a famous Cuban 6:30 Bondi Rescue (PG l) [s] singer’s sister.

7:00 Modern Family: Bad Hair Day (PG) 11:00 CSI: Miami: Paint It Black (M v) – A college girl’s throat is slashed while she sits alone in a hot tub. 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG) 12:00 Sunday Football: City v Country – From the BCU 8:30 Elementary: Dirty Laundry (M) – Sherlock & Joan investigate the murder of the manager of a hotel.

International Stadium, Coffs Harbour.

9:30 2013 Formula 1: Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix 2:00 20/20 12:00 48 Hours: The Killing Fields (M a) 3:00 Antiques Roadshow 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Danoz 2:00 MotoGP 2013: Race 2 Texas - Moto3 & Moto2 4:00 Good Morning Australia From Austin, Texas.

5:00 Early Morning News

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 4:30 Iconicles 4:55 Penelope 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Conspiracy Road Trip (PG) 8:30 Junior Doctors (PG) 9:30 This American Life (PG) 9:55 Raw Comedy 2011 (M l,s) 10:55 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan 11:45 The Tudors (M s) 12:40 Wild At Heart (PG) 1:25 Three Hungry Boys 1:50 ABC News Update

6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Move It Mobstyle (PG) 12:30 Rush TV 12:55 Dancing Down Under 1:20 Sumo Mouse 1:45 I Got A Rocket 2:00 Pixel Pinkie 2:15 Mortified 2:40 Blue Water High 3:10 Double Trouble 3:35 Round The Twist 4:00 Jibber Jabber 4:25 The Jungle Book 4:50 Shaun The Sheep 5:00 Bindi’s Bootcamp 5:25 Steam Punks! 5:55 Survive This 6:15 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 6:30 Horrible Histories 7:00 The Avengers: Meet Captain America 7:20 Degrassi: The Next Generation (PG) 8:15 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:35 Good Game SP

Landline [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Travel Oz 1:00 Parkinson: Masterclass [s] 2:00 Remembering Timor (PG) [s] 2:30 Widows Of War (PG) 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] – Hosted by Tony Jones.

10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business – Ticky Fullerton takes a look at the day’s business news.

11:35 Outcasts (M l,v) 12:35 Monday Monday (M l,s) – Sally wants to move on from the boyfriend who dumped her.

1:35 Movie: “Follow The Fleet” (PG) (’36) Stars: Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers 3:30 Rugby Union: Shute Shield: Round 3: Eastern Suburbs v Sydney University

5:20 Worldwatch 12:00 Netball: 2013 ANZ Championship: Adelaide Thunderbirds v Melbourne Vixens 2:00 G* Wars 2:55 If You are the One 4:00 PopAsia 6:00 Cycling Central 6:35 Kung Fu Changed My Life (M l) 7:30 G* Wars – Two teams devise and challenge each other to a series of feats. 8:30 MXC (M) – The ultimate take on reality sports. 9:00 Shameless (MA15+s,l) 10:05 Comedy Movie: “The 11 Commandments” (M n,a,s) (’04) (In French) 11:40 Drama Movie: “7 Virgins” (M l,v,s) (’05) (In Spanish) 1:00 PopAsia 3:10 Weatherwatch Overnight

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 9:00 Insiders 10:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Consumer Quarter 1:02 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Offsiders 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Need To Know 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Planet America 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 Insiders 9:00 ABC News 9:32 Future Forum 10:00 Inside Business 10:30 Big Ideas 11:02 Landline 12:02 Big Ideas 12:30 Planet America 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News

(In Portuguese) 2:50 The Cat Piano (PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Massive Moves: Harbour House [s] 5:30 Global Village: Masai Businessmen [s] 6:00 German Wanderlust: Saxon Switzerland [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Mythbusters: Titanic Survival (PG) [s] 8:30 Eat, Fast and Live Longer [s] – Michael Mosley wants to live longer, stay younger and lose weight.

9:30 Mad Men: The Rejected (M d,s) – Pete tries to tell his father-in-law that the company will not be handling a certain product any longer.

10:30 World News Australia 11:00 The World Game: A-League Finals 12:00 Shorts on Screen (MA15+) 12:35 The Family UK: Happy Days Again (M l) 1:30 Comedy Movie: “The Light Thief” (MA15+a,v,s) (’05) (In Spanish) 3:15 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:05 Mike The Knight 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:20 storyTree 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures: Saggy Skinned Frog (PG) 8:30 Doctor Who 9:30 The Fades (MA15+a,l,s) 10:25 The Roast 10:40 Junior Doctors (PG) 11:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures: Saggy Skinned Frog (PG) 12:30 The Fades (MA15+l,v,s) 1:25 Haven: Ain’t No Sunshine (M v) 2:10 ABC News Update

SBS 2

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:00 Kid Vs Kat 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Kratt Bros 8:05 Wolverine & The X-Men 8:25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life

ABC 24

6:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 9:30 The Ultimate Rider 10:00 Omnisport 10:30 Golf Getaway 11:00 Black Gold (PG) 12:00 Dirty Great Machines 1:00 Money Factory 2:00 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course 4:00 Megafactories 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (PG l,d) 7:30 Python Hunters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “A Civil Action” (M l,a) Stars: John Travolta, Robert Duvall & Tony Shalhoub 10:55 2013 Formula 1 Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix 1:25 MotoGP 2013 “race 2 Texas - Moto3 & Moto2 5:55 Tom Cruise Drives An F1 Car

ABC2

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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:30 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours (PG) 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG) 8:30 Supernatural (M) 9:30 American Horror Story (MA15+v,a) 10:30 Californication (MA15+s) 11:10 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:00 Cheers (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider

ABC3

TEN

5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Victorian Pharmacy (PG) ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Architects Of Change 11:00 SBS [s] 2:00 Barbados at the Races [s] 2:30 The

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 The World Game 7:00 Community (PG) 7:30 Survivorman (PG) 8:30 Benidorm Bastards (PG) – An edgy hidden camera show in which seven elderly people are the protagonists. 9:00 The Dudesons in America (MA15+a) 9:30 The Midnight Beast (PG) 10:00 Ugly Americans: Wet Hot Demonic Summer (M a,s,l) 10:25 Russell Howard’s Good News (Ma,s,l) 11:00 Swift & Shift Couriers (M l,a,s) 11:30 Frisky Dingo: XPO (MA15+v) 11:50 Aqua Teen Hunger Force (PG) 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Asia Pacific Focus 1:00 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Health Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 9:35 Q&A 10:30 ABC News 11:02 The Drum 11:45 The Health Quarter 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Cloud Waltzer” (PG The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The a,s) (87) Stars: Kathleen Beller 2:00 Dr Oz: What’s Hap- View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now pening To Our Nation’s Girls Today (PG) [s] 4:00 Alive & Cooking 4:30 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Organics [s] Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 3:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 7:00 The Voice (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 8:40 To Be Announced 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 9:40 Two And A Half Men: Big Episode, Someone 6:00 Seven News [s] Stole A Spoon (M s) 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 10:10 Anger Management: Charlie Is An Expert 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) [s] Witness (M s) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 10:40 Anger Management: Charlie & Catholicism 8:30 Packed To The Rafters: High Hopes (PG s) – (M s) Julie has high hopes as she prepares for Nathan’s 11:10 Program To Be Advised homecoming.

12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 9:30 Program To Be Advised 1:00 Survivors (M v,a) – A charismatic preacher arrives 11:35 Against The Wall: We Protect Our Own (M) – at the survivors’ house with a group of his disciples.

Abby and Lina investigate Don’s old partner Paul 2:00 Seaway: Over The Falls (PG) when his wife is mysteriously shot and Paul is the 3:00 Danoz lead suspect.

3:30 Good Morning America [s] 12:30 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News

6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 The Workers [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Wandering Juvie [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 NCIS: Detour (M) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Kill House (M) [s] 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercials (PG)

Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation 7TWO 9:30 St 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha GO!

ONE

6:00 Triathlon 8:30 Omnisport 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 MLB Player Poll 12:30 Golf Getaway 1:00 The WWE Experience (PG v) 2:00 Omnisport 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG) 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (M l) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ d,a) 10:30 Super Rugby 11:35 71 Degrees North (PG) 12:35 Prison Break (M v) 2:35 Omnisport 3:00 Grand-am Rolex Sportscar Series

ABC2

SBS 2

9:00 NBC Today (PG) 11:00 VIP: Analyse GEM 7MATE Val (PG) 12:00 Big: Barbecue (PG) 1:00

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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee 8:30 Fashion Star (PG) 9:30 Snog Marry Avoid (PG s) 10:10 Snog Marry Avoid?

(PG s) 10:50 Offspring (M l,s) 11:50 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:35 ET 1:05 Omg! The Insider 1:35 Happy Days

ABC3

ABC 24

Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Agatha Christie’s Caribbean Mystery” (PG v) (’89) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Highway Patrol (PG) 8:00 Motorway Patrol (PG l) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Force 10 From Navarone” (M v) (’78) Stars: Harrison Ford 12:10 Man Stroke Woman (M) 12:45 Hart To Hart (PG)

Motor Mate: Chopper King (PG) 3:10 Motor Mate: Classic Marathon Rally 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Family Guy (M) 10:00 American Dad (M) 10:30 Family Guy (M) 11:30 American Dad (M d) 12:00 Blokesworld (MA15+s,n) 12:30 30 Rock: Blind Date (PG) 1:00 VIP (PG) 2:00 Big: Barbecue (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate: Classic Marathon Rally (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Pimp My Ride: Acura Legend (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Batman: (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 8:30 2 Broke Girls (PG s) 9:30 Movie: “Made Of Honour” (M s,l) Stars: Patrick Dempsey 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 TMZ 1:30 Bachelor Pad (PG l,s) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra 5:10 Monsuno (PG) 5:30 Tamagotchi

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Mad About The House (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Outcast Of The Islands” (PG v,a) (’51) Stars: Robert Morley 2:00 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Super Nanny USA (PG a,l) 4:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 5:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Zoo Juniors 8:30 The Closer (M) 9:30 Rizzoli & Isles (MA15+ v) 10:30 The Mentalist (M v) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Q&A [s] 1:30 Compass: My Kidney And Me [s] 2:00 Lost In Flanders [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 New Tricks: Congratulations (PG) [s] 9:30 At The Movies [s] 10:00 Artscape: Love & Fury: Judith Wright & Nugget Coombs (*G) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Four Corners [s] 12:15 Media Watch [s] 12:30 Cronulla To Kokoda (M l) 1:40 Grand Designs [s] 2:30 Football: VFL: Round 3: Geelong v Box Hill Hawks 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You: Moon Dance 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures: The Croc From Mars (PG) 8:30 Good Game (M a) 9:00 Childrens Hospital (M a,s) 9:30 Hard Time (M d) 10:20 The Roast (PG) 10:30 7 Days Of Sex (M s) 11:15 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures: The Croc From Mars (PG) 12:05 Glastonbury 2010: Stevie Wonder 1:05 Sanctuary: Kali: Part 2 (PG) 1:45 ABC News Update

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 7:10 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:05 Iron Man 8:25 My Great Big Adventure 8:50 Adventures Of Figaro Pho

Biggest Chinese Restaurant in the World: Family Duties (PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Tasmania 6:00 South Africa Walks: The Garden Route [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Who Do You Think You Are: Michael Caton (PG) [s] – Actor Michael Caton has an iconic place in Australian screen history, however, large parts of his own family history remain unknown.

8:30 Insight [s] – Australian current affairs forum, hosted by Jenny Brockie.

9:30 Dateline [s] 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 Drama Movie: “Outbound” (MA15+l) (’10) (In Romanian) 12:40 Anna Pihl (M l,s) 1:30 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Physical Education (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Don’t Tell My Mother... North Korea – Forced to leave behind his cell phone, GPS and even his newspapers, Diego must pose as an actor to enter North Korea. 9:30 Snake Underworld with Henry Rollins (M a) – Henry Rollins meets some obsessive serpent lovers. 10:30 Russell Howards Good News (M l,s) 11:00 Autopsy: Life & Death: Ageing (MA15+a,n) 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Landline 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Rural Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Rural Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global News 2:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

Prime7

TEN

ABC

SBS

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Architects Of Change 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 At The Movies [s] 2:00 Windows To Sandakan 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program.

8:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 8:30 Tractor Monkeys [s] 9:00 QI: Hanatomy (PG) 9:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting (M a) [s] 10:00 The Thick Of It (M l,s,d) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Identity (M l,s,v) 12:20 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime: Finessing The King (PG) [s] 1:15 Football: SANFL: Round 4: Sturt v South Adelaide [s]

4:30 UEFA Champions League - Semi-final (1st Leg) 7:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Tahiti Graffiti 6:00 South Africa Walks: The Drakensberg [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Wildest India: Himalayas: Surviving the Summits [s] 8:30 World’s Most Dangerous Roads: Nepal (M l) [s] – Comedians Rhod Gilbert and Greg Davies attempt to drive through the mountainous, landlocked nation of Nepal: a journey fraught with danger.

9:35 Borgen: Decency in the Middle (M s,l,a) [s] – Denmark is preparing for parliamentary elections and Birgitte Nyborg, facing her first election, decides at the last minute to head in her own direction.

10:40 World News Australia Late [s] 11:15 Drama Movie: “The Girl on the Train” (M s,l,v,a) (’09) (In French) 1:05 Drama Movie: “Hell” (M n,a,s) (’05) (In French) 2:55 Weatherwatch Overnight

Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St 7TWO 9:30 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha Stew- GO!

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6:00 Triathlon: ITU World Championship 8:30 MLB Player Poll 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 2013 Formula 1 Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 Super Rugby Extra Time 4:05 Get Smart 4:35 Cops (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG s) 7:30 White Collar (M) 8:30 Burn Notice (M) 9:30 Blue Bloods: The Uniform (M v) 10:30 The Killing (MA15+ s,d) 11:30 Persons Unknown: The Way Through (M) 12:30 Fast Forward (PG) 1:30 Python Hunters: Rattlesnake Roundup 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 Major League Baseball

ABC2

SBS 2

Today 11:00 VIP: All You Need 7MATE Is9:00ValNBC (PG) 12:00 Big: Hair Clippers (PG) GEM

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10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (M v) 10:30 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days

ABC3

ABC 24

WEDNESDAY APRIL 24

THURSDAY APRIL 25

WIN

6:00 CBS 7:00 The Workers [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (M mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Saddlesore Gallactica 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Modern Family (PG) [s] 8:30 Mr & Mrs Murder: Little Boxes (M v,a) 9:30 The Good Wife: The Wheels of Justice (M) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined to Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning

6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “After The Rain” (M v,l) (’03) Stars: Ben Ager 2:00 Dr Oz: Health Myths Debunked (PG) 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Queenstown [s] 3:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Criminal Minds: God Complex (M v,a) – A legless body is found in the New Mexico desert.

9:30 Hannibal: Amuse-Bouche MA15+ v) – Will and Jack hunt a killer who is burying his victims alive as fertilizer for his intricate garden of fungus.

10:30 Strangeways (M a) – See inside the healthcare unit at Strangeways, one of the most challenging and sensitive areas in the prison.

11:45 Man Up! Acceptance (PG) [s] – As a rite of passage, Will decides to buy Nathan a cell phone.

12:15 Harry’s Practice [s] 1:00 Home Shopping art Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Agatha Christie’s Murder In 3 Acts” (PG v) (’86) Stars: Peter Ustinov 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Border Security USA (PG) 8:00 Dog Squad (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Fantasy Homes Down Under (PG) 10:40 Homes Under The Hammer 11:50 The Bill (M) 12:50 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping

1:00 Motor Mate: Formula One (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate: Ford 4:30 Dream Car Garage (PG) 5:00 Zoom TV (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld: The Dog (PG) 7:00 Seinfeld: The Library (PG) 7:30 Ultimate Factories (PG l,v) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Rude Tube (M) 12:00 30 Rock: Jack The Writer (PG) 1:00 VIP (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons & Daughters 4:00 Big: Hair Clippers (PG) 5:00 Pimp My Ride: 2005 Toyota 4Runner (PG)

6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Canterbury Chef 12:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 5: Essendon v Collingwood *Live 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) 8:00 Border Security: International (PG) 8:30 Mrs. Brown’s Boys: Mammy’s Inflation (M l) – Cathy is still dating Professor Clowne.

9:10 Citizen Khan (PG) – Mr Khan’s big opportunity to hob nob with the big wigs of the Sparkhill Business Association is threatened.

9:50 Mrs. Brown’s Boys: Mammy’s Coming!

(MA15+l,s) – Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa.

10:30 Billy Connolly’s Route 66 (PG l) – Billy continues his journey starting the day on a cattle ranch with modern-day cowboys.

11:30 Man Up! High Road Is The Guy Road (PG) [s] 12:00 Fat Family Diet: The Radfords (PG) [s] 1:00 Home Shopping

Prime7

6:00 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings Summer Series (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 National News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation / The Isolation Permutation / The Ornithophobia Diffusion (PG s) 8:30 To Be Announced 9:30 What’s Your Emergency (M a,l,s) – Cases include a man accused of punching his girlfriend.

10:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:00 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 1:30 Gideon’s Way: Fall High, Fall Hard (PG) 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 4:15 ANZAC Dawn Service – Live from the Cenotaph, Martin Place, Sydney.

5:00 Early Morning News 6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 Bachelor Pad (PG l,s) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Batman (PG v,sn) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG s) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Two & A Half Men (PG) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:00 Akmal - Live & Uncensored (MA15+ l) 10:00 Movie: “Vampires Suck” (M s,v,l) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 Bachelor Pad (PG l,s) 4:00 Conan

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Josephine And Men” (G) (’55) Stars: Glynis Johns 2:00 Mad About The House (M) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 4:30 Zoo Juniors 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Customs (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 1:30 Friends (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religious Program

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures: StarNosed Mole (PG) 8:45 I Think I’m An Animal (PG) 9:30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (MA15+a,v) 10:15 The Roast 10:25 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife (M s) 11:15 To Be Advised 12:05 This American Life (PG) 12:30 Jimmy’s Food Factory 1:05 Cook Yourself Thin 1:30 Stop << Rewind 1:50 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:50 The Dukes Of Brxstnia 2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Gasp 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 You’re Skitting Me (PG) 7:35 Mal.com 7:50 Kaeloo 8:05 The Avengers 8:30 On The Edge (PG)

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 5:00 Netball: ANZ Champions 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Basic Genealogy (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters: Newtons Crane Cradle (PG)– Adam and Jamie test whether it is possible to construct a working Newton’s cradle. 8:30 Be Your Own Boss (PG) – Richard selects the first three bright ideas he is willing to risk big money on. 9:35 UEFA Champions League (1st Leg) 11:00 Russell Howards Good News (M l,s) 11:35 The Tales of Nights (MA15+s) 12:25 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 ABC News 2:30 Australian Story 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Arts Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Art Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

4:30 UEFA Champions League - Semi-final (1st Today 9:00 Morning (PG) 11:00 National 5:25 Anzac Dawn Service 6:00 ABC News 6:00 CBS 7:00 The Workers [s] 7:30 Totally WIN 6:00 Morning News [s] 12:00 The New Adventures TEN Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] ABC Breakfast 9:00 Anzac Day March [s] – From SBS Leg) 7:00 Worldwatch 3:00 France 24 Interna-

Of Old Christine (PG) 12:30 Gallipoli Dawn Service – Live from Gallipoli for the dawn service.

1:40 Villers Bretonneux Dawn Service (PG) 2:35 National News Now [s] 3:30 Extra 4:00 Alive And Cooking 4:30 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 Top Gear (PG) – Touring western USA, the team takes in racing circuits and a dash against the police.

8:30 The AFL Footy Show (M) [s] 10:30 The NRL Footy Show (PG) 12:30 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:30 Extra [s] 2:00 Dangerman: Battle Of The Cameras (PG) – Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator.

3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News

9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 11:30 Bondi Rescue [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M l,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:00 Scope: Material Tech [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Missionary: Impossible [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Asian Fish, Miso Noodles & Crunchy Veg & Chicken Cacciatore [s] 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Secrets Exhumed (M) 9:30 Law & Order: SVU: Bedtime (M a,v) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 Late Show - David Letterman (PG 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined to Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning

Melbourne. 12:30 Gallipoli Dawn Service [s] 1:30 Villers-Bretonneux Memorial Service 2:30 Anzac Day Memorial Service at the Shrine of Remembrance 2013 [s] 3:00 Monash: The Forgotten Anzac 4:00 A Very Short War 5:00 Lone Pine Service From Gallipoli 6:00 Grand Designs: Abroad 6:55 Anzac Day Address by the Governor-General 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 The Checkout (PG) [s] 8:30 Desert War: Tobruk (PG) [s] – Two-part account of one of the most celebrated campaigns of WWII the war in North Africa.

9:30 Scott And Bailey (MA15+v) 10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 Outback Kids (M a,l) 11:55 Windows To Sandakan [s] 12:40 A Story Of The Salvos [s] 1:10 The Clinic (PG) [s] 2:05 Eight Ladies (*G) 2:30 Football: WAFL: Round 6: Claremont v West Perth

tional News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: The School of Fire [s] 6:00 South Africa Walks: The Kruger [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Food Safari: Maltese Safari [s] 8:05 Gourmet Farmer: Cellar Door and Wine Growing Road Trip (PG) [s] 8:35 Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars (PG) [s] – A three-way contest between two married couples Peter and Louise from the Old Butchers in the Cotswolds and Tim and Anna, who own Perthshire eatery.

9:30 One Born Every Minute USA: My Wife’s Cervix is My Hero (PG) [s] – A look at the drama and emotion of a maternity unit in Columbus, Ohio.

10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 UEFA Champions League Hour 12:00 Thriller Movie: “Exit” (MA15+v) (’06) (In Swedish and Danish) 1:50 Weatherwatch Overnight

8:30 ANZAC Programs 9:10 Kokoda Trail GO! 7TWO 11:05 RAN At War 11:40 New Zealand In

ONE

6:00 Football: Liverpool TV 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 Omnisport 12:30 11 Days In Afghanistan (PG a) 1:30 Sheer Bloody Murder (PG a) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 An Idiot Abroad (M s) 9:30 Fast Forward: Funniest Send Ups (M s) 10:30 Can Of Worms - Encore (M) 11:30 The Game Plan 12:30 24: 1:00 P. M. - 2:00 P. M. (M v) 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 Major League Baseball

ABC2

SBS 2

7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today GEM 7MATE 11:00 Spitfire Guardians (PG) 12:30 Dog-

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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 4:00 Cheers (PG)

ABC3

ABC 24

Action 12:25 Victory At New Guinea 1:05 Battle For Bougainville 1:45 Attack On Australia 2:30 ANZAC Day Movie: “All Quiet On The Western Front” (PG va) (’79) Stars: Richard Thomas 6:00 ANZAC: Kiwis In The Pacific 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Special: David Jason: Battle Of Britain 8:40 ANZAC Day Movie: “Beneath Hill 60” (M l) (’03) Stars: Brendan Cowell 11:10 Nazi Hunters: Klaus Barbie (M) 12:10 The Bill (M) 1:10 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:10 The World At War

fight Over Guadalcanal (PG v) 1:40 Dogfight Over Mig Alley (PG) 2:50 Motor Mate: TT Challenge The Subaru Record 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Turtleman (PG) 7:30 Mounted In Alaska (PG) 8:00 Gator Boys 8:30 Swamp People (PG) 10:00 America’s Hardest Prisons (M v) 11:00 Operation Repo (M) 12:00 DEA: Two Million Dollar Dead Drop (M) 1:00 Spitfire Guardians (PG) 2:30 Motor Mate: Formula One (PG) 3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Pimp My Ride (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 Bachelor Pad (PG l,s) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Batman: The Brave And The Bold (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG s) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Collateral Damage” (M v,l) Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 Bachelor Pad (PG l,s) 4:00 Conan (M) 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 How Clean Is Your House 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Colour Of War: The Anzacs” (PG v) Narrated by Russell Crowe 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Anzac Day: NRL: Sydney Roosters v St George Illawarra Dragons 6:00 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Mary Queen Of Shops (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny: Beyond The Naughty Step (M l) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (MA15+ mp,n,s) 10:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 The Zoo (UK) (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures: The Human Fish (PG) 8:30 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 9:00 Portlandia (M s) 9:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting 10:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:45 The Roast 10:55 The Thick Of It (M l,d,s) 11:30 Hard Time (M d) 12:20 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures: The Human Fish (PG) 1:10 Friday Night Lights: Eyes Wide Open (PG) 1:50 ABC News Update

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:15 The Avengers 10:40 Iron Man: Armored Adventures 12:15 BTN Extra 12:30 Backyard Science 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:15 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Tower Prep 8:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 8:25 ABC3 Cricket Smackdown! 8:45 Almost Naked Animals

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Beginner Pottery (PG) 7:30 UEFA Champions League Hour 8:30 Threesome: No Funds (M s) – Mitch still hasn’t got a job, and now his lack of funds is starting to become a problem. 9:00 Him & Her: The Football (MA15+s,l) – Everyone is trying to watch the match between two local teams except for Steve who is distracted. 9:30 Skins: Mini (MA15+s,l) 10:25 Russell Howards Good News 11:00 The Marngrook Footy Show (PG) 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News on ANZAC Day 11:00 ANZAC Day National Service Live From Canberra 12:30 Gallipoli Dawn Service 1:30 Villers-Bretonneux Memorial Service 3:00 Afternoon Live 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Weather Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 Compass: Widows Of War (PG) 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Weather Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global News 2:30 Newsline 3:00 BBC World News