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HOW TO SPICE UP A SEX LIFE IN UNDER 30 MINUTES WORDS BY EMILY DENNIS IMAGE BY NINA PANNONE
A wise webpage once stated that routine is the death of a good sex life. In order to keep yourself and your partner(s) happy, it’s important to spice things up in the bedroom, keeping things fresh. However, sexual liberation has been on a steady increase and the normal ways to spice up a sex life are now routine - meaning death. But how can we spice up spiced-up? There is only one answer. Spice.
But things don’t have to be in the bedroom to get spicy. A simple way of letting your partner know you’re thinking about them - that you’re really thinking about them - is using the new advances in technology to up your flirting game. Sexting is a way this can be done, but rather than focusing on indecent images, perhaps try to focus on the fragrant nature of emojis. Typical raunchy emojis include the aubergine, peach, and pancakes, but this can often lead to complications. Sending and receiving pictures of food can lead you to become hungry, which prompts either guilt eating or the ceasing of flirtatious play. However, cayenne pepper is known for its fat-burning properties, which essentially means you can eat while you flirt, free from guilt and full of spice.
Food is a very useful tool when incorporated into a sexy routine. However, excessive consumption of sexy foods can lead to adverse health effects, such as high blood sugar. Luckily for spice fans, cinnamon can be used in these situations due to its innate ability to reduce that darned blood sugar, so chowing down in a sensuous manner can become a new and intimate way to add flavour to any standard meal. Fruits, like bananas, work perfectly in this scenario, raising blood sugar and sexual tensions, while If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, grab some allspice the cinnamon coating inspires low blood sugar and spicy and prepare for the sauté of your life. This is a sure-fire way aftertastes. to flambé the sex that you’ve always wanted but dared not attempt. Follow the recipe below to see how this is done. A lack of hydration is all too common a problem during highly intense moments of passion. Lack of hydration Maple glazed sex life can lead to dryness of the mouth, the opposite to the Makes one spicy relationship moistness that is desired by many recipes. Dryness can Ingredients: also lead to one of the biggest mood killers: bad breath. 1 bored routine The smell is a big evocation of memory, so it’s important 1tsp cinnamon to combine enticing smells with physical stimulation. Bad 1 whole nutmeg seed breath is not ideal in representing an intense sex life and 1tsp cayenne pepper is certainly not the taste sensation that one would hunger for. One way to reduce this effect is taking a swig of water, Method: but that can be cumbersome and requires a wait time of 1. Preheat antics to hot and steamy ˚C a few moments, leading to a hormonal depletion similar 2. Grind the routine (ensure ingredients are thoroughly to the disappointment of an unrisen soufflé. A better and combined) spicy way to fix this issue is using nutmeg. This helpful 3. Add spice seed can be ground into a powder or chomped whole, and 4. Bring to the boil, then leave to simmer its curing abilities eliminate bad breath and instead leave a 5. Remove from heat sweet and spicy smell - a memory you won’t be forgetting 6. Congratulate yourself on becoming the latest taste any time soon. sensation. 32
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