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Happy Halloween, and welcome to all of the Swifties. Enjoy Caesar Meadow’s cover illustration of Taylor Swift performing to our local monsters and ghouls. This issue features the continuation of our Fall Festival listings, which includes festivals for everything from balloons to beignets.
If your definition of autumn is pumpkin patches and hayrides, then Brooke Adams’ look at spots around the state is a must-read. Swifties will want to visit haunted locales in the French Quarter as told by Matt Hanson. And if staying home for Halloween to watch movies is your idea of a good time, then don’t miss Matt’s look at horror films that were shot locally.
Still trying to find that perfect Halloween costume? Frances Deese shares wonderfully unique New Orleans-inspired ideas such as dressing as a pothole or a muffaletta.
Stay safe, and don’t drink and drive.
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GHOST TOWN
By Matt Hanson
According to some traditions, now is the point in the calendar when the line between this world and the next is at its thinnest, so it might be high time for a little ghost hunting.
Despite their best intentions, many people have never met a ghost.
LaLaurie Mansion
You can’t talk about hauntings in the Quarter without mentioning the LaLaurie Mansion, a nearly 200-yearold building standing imperiously on Royal Street. Rumors still swirl about how the LaLauries, an affluent, attractive, socially prominent French couple who lived there in the 1830s, treated their slaves. From throwing a clumsy barber over the roof or using their slaves for gory medical experiments in the attic to letting them all die in a fire, or while being attacked by outraged neighbors, while the LaLauries skipped town, everyone has a different version of what really happened.
Was Madame LaLaurie as beautiful and psychopathic as they say, or was it actually her diabolical doctor husband who was the true monster? Both? Neither? Where Y’at’s own Emily Hingle has done some interesting research suggesting that maybe the madame was framed or smeared because of a business dispute. We may never know the real story. Once owned by no less an eccentric than Nicholas Cage, the building is currently on the market for someone with a little imagination and 10 million bucks to spare. It might make a nice rooftop cocktail bar for the dead and undead alike. Maybe it’ll be the city’s next haunted house attraction?
On St. Peter between Royal and Bourbon, Clyde’s Corner bar has a second floor that was once upon a time a tailor shop owned by Mr. Green, who enjoyed Jack and Cokes and playing billiards. The story goes that Mr. Green was dangling dummies out of his window as Halloween decorations and accidentally hanged himself. At the same time, a little girl was run over by a horsedrawn carriage in front.
rope burn around his neck, politely ask them if they are safe going home, and then vanish.
Not all spirits at the hotel are quite so amiable. One couple kept extending their stay because, every night, they felt a different presence on the ceiling watching them, rearranging their stuff on the counter, and even touching the woman's hair. There is a special guest log with 12 pages’ worth of spooky experiences. Responses vary from erratically losing the hotel’s distinctly large keys and having personal objects randomly rearranged to a baby’s footprints to imprints of small feet appearing on a foggy bathroom window. The scariest account is a couple waking up in the middle of the night feeling something squatting on each of their chests and telling them to “leave.” So, depending on your disposition, either beware or be prepared if you’re planning on staying in or near Room 21.
The confluence of those two traumatic events attracted a demon who lives in the smoky warp of the big mirror on the wall. If you stare at it alone at night, you might see floating lights. Some employees say they have heard billiard balls breaking, though there isn’t a pool table nearby. Women at the bar have had a tall, well-dressed man approach them with what looks like a
Right across the street from Jean Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop is the boutique Lafitte Hotel and Bar, which had more stories to tell. The yellow fever epidemic of the late 19th century thrived in New Orleans’ hot, humid climate and claimed so many lives that the city was referred to as “the city of the dead.” Two little girls, about 10 or so, who died of it have been seen playing happily in the hallway outside one of the second-floor rooms. Reassuringly, they’re pleasant ghosts. Guests say that a nice little girl mysteriously wanders around and follows them.
The understood logic of ghosts is that if someone dies prematurely, either naturally or otherwise, their spirit lingers. This probably counts double if it’s a tragic hate crime such as with the horrific burning of the UpStairs Lounge in 1973, a gay bar/performance space on the corner of Chartres and Iberville, which killed and injured over 40 people. Scarier still was the callousness of the official response at the time. The kitchen for the late-night haunt The Jimani is right below where the UpStairs Lounge was, and the manager, who is a medium, has reported that about 10 of those spirits still hang out upstairs. These are calm spirits, returning to a place of refuge and community, only becoming disruptive at noisy prolonged construction nearby, causing malfunctioning cameras and lights downstairs. There is also Eugene, a sweet man who handled deliveries for 45 years, whose cerebral palsy meant he had limited use of his hands. Now, he’s always randomly knocking stuff off the shelves. Also, cups behind the bar will inexplicably flip up. Then there’s Jonathan, a long-time employee the manager has never met, who once brought to her attention burning wires on the third floor under the beer lights, avoiding another catastrophe.
Lafitte Hotel and Bar has stong spirits [to drink]
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Unique NOLAInspired Halloween Costumes
By Frances Deese
It’s that spooktacular time of year, yet your brain is blank on what to do for costumes and ideas that will get you through multiple Halloweekend celebrations.
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The fun and festivities of Halloween bring excitement all fall long for people who enjoy the spooky factor of the season. Yet, each year, there can be stress in planning an outfit or thinking of last-minute ideas if your schedule doesn’t allow for much creative brainstorming. What better way to reduce some of the thought than to take influence from New Orleans itself? Read on for 10 unique New Orleans-inspired Halloween costumes to try out. These can be donned individually or as group/couples’ costumes. If you try any of these out, be sure to tag us on social media.
1. Holy Trinity Mix: Where would so many beloved Cajun and Creole dishes be without this necessary base? Pay honor to this component of cooking in a fun, standout way. This is a costume that one could do alone but makes for a great group costume, as well. When building this idea, think whites and variations of green for clothing to showcase the three-ingredient base of onions, peppers, and celery. For representing “the pope” of garlic, go with similar colors and be sure to bump up the accessories. When it comes to accessorizing, go with gold jewelry and religious accessories including crosses or a pope hat to emphasize the true “saving grace” holy factor.
2. Under Construction and the Potholes of NOLA: You can’t swivel your head in this city without seeing some sort of construction or a pothole that may lead
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to some other dimension. For the “Under Construction” or “pothole” looks, go with caution tape. Orange and yellow attires and neon could be of great use here. As a couples or group costume, go with the standard construction worker outfit of a vest, hard hat, and any accessories that may fit the bill.
3. Living Museum or Museum
Docent: While so many cultural practices create the city to be what it is, the numerous museums in New Orleans help to preserve that history and share how it has come to be what it is today. With so many museums, there are a lot of variations with this idea. Pick a favorite exhibit that has “come to life.” A great cop out if you may not like to dress up as much is to grab a name tag and, with a more uniformed, dressier look, go as a docent. For those who already have museum t-shirts, this is a great way to utilize those, too.
4. 1920s French Quarter
Renaissance: Think Roaring 20s era dress, yet with more bohemian fits and colors. Perfect for a pregame at an absinthe bar, as well as replicating the writers, artists, and creatives trying to break their own path outside of Paris and New York.
5. Work in Progress Parade Outfit:
There’s no doubt there is a countless amount of work that goes into krewes’ and residents’ Mardi Gras outfits. This
same spirit rolls around in a different way each year for Halloween costumes, so use this to get excited for Mardi Gras to come in 2025. In a light hearted manner and to honor all that work, think of a way to create a work in progress costume or half complete look. This can be made flexible or last minute by donning last year’s Halloween/Mardi Gras outfit, with revisions. Reducing, reusing, and recycling never hurt anybody.
6. King (or Queen) Fish : This is an achievable yet unexpected way to look at the sea life in the city and state. Think of a classic fish-esque costume, using scales on clothing items or as makeup. For colors, go with blue variations and with notes of purple for royalty and, of course, the perfect crown as an accessory. For history fans, create a Huey P. Long take by donning a suit, top hat, and perhaps a briefcase or speech notes.
7. Beadin’ Out : Sometimes it’s best to keep it simple, sweetheart. While many will already have classic beaded necklaces on hand, think of a shop or attraction to turn to where you can add to your collection, and create your own unique twist by adding beads to basic tops and bottoms. For clothing attire, think of metallics and, of course, purple, green, and gold.
8. Muffaletta: A sandwich costume may not be what first comes to mind
with costumes, but it all lies in the imagination and creativity. Fabric samples and tie dye would be a great fit here, with this being the perfect larger group costume. It also makes a great fit for the idea of a classic sandwich late-night fix after a night of Halloween parties. Speaking from experience of having constructed a fabric edition of Lady Gaga’s VMAs meat dress last year, it can be done, y’all.
9. Stuck in the Swamp, Swamp Tour Guide, or Swamp Creature : Use your imagination here of what appeals to you most, whether it be the classic tour guide look, swampy colors like you’ve been out wading in a bayou, or a favorite Louisiana animal that dwells in the darkness.
10. Chef : While it may seem a bit too straightforward, find an out of the box way to pay homage to the many important and celebrated chefs of New Orleans’ past or present who have helped uphold the city’s culinary legacy. Craft a simple base of an apron and, if desired, a chef’s hat, and brainstorm ideas of what makes this chef’s look recognizable. Some ideas to build upon this can include accessorizing with a favorite seasoning or focusing on messiness from the kitchen after creating a favorite dish.
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Pick A Perfect Pumpkin Patch
By Brooke Adams
Discovering the perfect pumpkin patches that provide the fall fantasy of hay rides, pumpkin patches, and more.
As the sweltering summer gives way to the crisp coolness of fall, pumpkin fever takes over us all. Across the region, pumpkin patches sprout up, offering a bounty of shapes and sizes for carving jack-o’-lanterns, baking pies, or simply decorating your porch.
However, simply buying a pumpkin doesn’t capture the full essence of the fall fantasy, leaving us wistfully longing for the Gilmore Girls-esque autumn. The true fall experience involves immersing yourself in a range of seasonal activities that evoke the
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warmth and joy of autumn: navigating corn mazes, enjoying hayrides, and participating in festive games. Finding that quintessential fall fantasy can seem elusive in a city surrounded by beautiful evergreens and the occasional still-hot day in October.
Worry not. We’ve found seven pumpkin patches that offer more than just pumpkins. These patches provide unique fall experiences and all are located within 100 miles of New Orleans, making it easy for an autumn day trip.
LSU BOTANIC GARDENS CORN MAZE AT BURDEN
4560
Essen Ln., Baton Rouge
At the LSU Botanic Gardens Corn Maze at Burden, visitors can enjoy a fun and challenging autumn adventure. This annual event features a large corn maze designed with intricate pathways that cater to all ages. Beyond navigating the maze, guests can partake in a range of family-friendly activities including hayrides, a pumpkin patch, and themed games. The event also offers educational opportunities about local agriculture and the environment. The picturesque setting within the LSU Botanic Gardens adds a scenic backdrop to the festivities. Open from late September through early November, it’s a great way to embrace the fall season with outdoor fun.
CRITTER CROSSING FARM
42361
Panther Dr., Amite
Nestled in the heart of Amite, Critter Crossing Farm is a charming destination that combines the magic of a pumpkin patch with the wonders of a farm. Visitors can pick their own pumpkins, explore a corn maze, and interact with friendly farm animals. The farm’s inviting atmosphere and picturesque setting make it a favorite for families looking to capture the essence of fall.
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11215 Lees Ln., Hammond
Mrs. Heather’s Pumpkin Patch in Hammond offers a fun-filled fall experience for all ages. Begin by picking a pumpkin from the field, then enjoy attractions including the Jumping Pillow, Tunnel Slide, and Hay Maze. Kids will love face painting, duck racing, and the pony hop. Explore the corn maze, climb the Spider Web, and experience
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LSU Botanic Gardens Corn Maze at Burden
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BARN HILL PRESERVE 11342 LA-955, Ethel
Barn Hill Preserve in Ethel offers a unique blend of wildlife and pumpkins. Visitors can enjoy the thrill of picking their pumpkins while also experiencing exotic animal encounters. Imagine the delight of picking pumpkins amidst the sounds of parrots, kangaroos, and camels. This patch is ideal for those looking to combine a classic pumpkin adventure with an educational twist. The unique combination of farm and exotic animals ensures that there is something new to discover with every visit. Barn Hill Preserve also hosts several fun fall events throughout the season, including Prehistoric Patch (a dinosaur and pumpkin-themed day), Boo at the Barn (costume contest), and Slothtoberfest (an exciting evening full of delicious beers, live music, fall festivities, food, visits from animal ambassadors, and more).
98 Barney Williams Rd., Wiggins, MS
A short drive from New Orleans, Williams Family Farms in Wiggins is a haven of fall activities. The farm boasts over 25 varieties of pumpkins, a crop maze, kids’ maze, hayrides, a cow train, animal barnyard, farm playground, and a jump pad. The diverse attractions ensure a fun-filled day for all ages, set against the backdrop of a picturesque farm landscape.
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SOUTHERN PROMISELAND FARM CORN MAZE & PUMPKINS
1212 Raygan Ln., Kiln, MS
Southern Promiseland Farm in Kiln offers a quintessential fall experience with its expansive corn maze and pumpkin patch. Visitors can get lost in the maze, enjoy hayrides, and pick their favorite pumpkins. The farm’s rustic charm and extensive activities make it a perfect destination for a fall day trip. The corn maze is a major draw, challenging visitors to navigate through its intricate paths while enjoying the crisp fall air. The maze’s design changes annually, adding a new element of surprise each year. After conquering the maze, families can hop on a hayride that winds through the picturesque fields, offering a relaxing conclusion to a day of adventure.
EMBRACE THE FALL FANTASY
As autumn descends upon New Orleans, it brings with it a magical transformation. Pumpkin patches become the backdrop for a quintessential fall experience, offering much more than just a place to buy pumpkins. From charming rural retreats to engaging fall activities, each destination invites you to dive into a full-fledged fall fantasy. Whether you’re drawn to the thrill of a challenging corn maze, the charm of a scenic hayride, or the warmth of community-centered festivities, these pumpkin patches deliver the rich, nostalgic autumn experience we all crave. So gather your loved ones, break out that plaid shirt, and embrace the enchanting fall adventure waiting for you at these delightful locations.
LSU Botanic Gardens Corn Maze at Burden
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LSU Botanic Gardens Corn Maze at Burden
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All NOLA's Saints Day
By Amy Kirk Duvoisin
In honor of All Saints Day, here is a look at both the revered and the reveled saints of NOLA.
New Orleans wears its Catholic identity with flair—from our football team’s name to our culinary staple, “the trinity.” While plenty of places have churches and streets named after saints, we take it up a notch here with parades aplenty named after them, as well as several real saints hailing right from our own backyard.
Cristiana Dell'Anna as Frances Xavier Cabrini in Cabrini
Mother Henriette DeLille
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St. Katherine Drexel
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St. Katherine Drexel, because of her extensive missionary work with Native Americans and African Americans, was asked by the late Archbishop James H. Blenk to come to New Orleans in 1915 to assist with the education of Black youth. She founded Xavier University, named for St. Francis Xavier, the patron saint of missionary work, in 1925. She was canonized by Pope John Paul II in 2000.
Another saint spent the last year of his life (1867) in New Orleans and was also named after St. Francis Xavier. Francis Xavier Seelos was a German Redemptorist who worked as a missionary throughout the East Coast. Towards the end of his life in 1866, he was assigned to New Orleans and became the pastor at St. Mary’s Assumption Church. He died one year later from yellow fever. He, too, was canonized in 2000.
Henriette DeLille was the great-granddaughter of an emancipated slave and a free woman of color. In 1842, she founded the Congregation of the Sisters of the Holy Family. DeLille died in November 1862, and her funeral was held at St. Augustine Church. In 1988, the Catholic Church began the process of considering her sainthood, and, in 2010, Pope Benedict XVI declared her Venerable, which is step two towards canonization.
Sister Thea Bowman was a Franciscan Sister of Perpetual Adoration from Mississippi who assisted in the founding of the Institute of Black Catholic Studies (IBCS) at Xavier University in New Orleans and served on its faculty until 1989. She died of breast cancer in 1990. Her cause for canonization was opened in 2018, gaining her an official designation as a Servant of God, the first of the four steps toward sainthood. That same year, IBCS announced that they would become the hub for the advancement of sainthood for six African American Catholics, including Bowman and DeLille, known as the “Saintly Six.” Each November, during Black Catholic History Month, the Office of Black Catholic Ministries of the Archdiocese of New Orleans holds the Black Saints Celebration, which includes updates on and prayers for both DeLille’s and Bowman’s canonization.
Born in Italy in 1850, Mother Frances Xavier Cabrini arrived in New Orleans in 1892 at the request of Father Giacomo Gambera, who sought help for local Italian Americans after the lynching of 11 of their own. She purchased a tenement in the French Quarter, and she and her sisters opened schools and orphanages, helping to diminish anti-Italian prejudice. One of their schools, Cabrini High, is still in operation.
Joan of Arc parade
Francis Xavier Seelos
La Société de Saint Anne
SAINTLY PARADES
Whether you’re a true martyr or just a Mardi Gras reveler, you can’t escape New Orleans’ saints— past, present, or future. Here are some modern parades named for saints, though they don’t necessarily follow in their footsteps.
St. Joseph’s Parade: This parade organized by the Italian American St. Joseph’s Society is held annually in the French Quarter on the Saturday closest to St. Joseph’s Day (March 19). The ItalianAmerican Marching Club was established in 1970, and 2025 will mark the 50th anniversary of the first St. Joseph’s Day Parade.
La Société de Saint Anne: This parade has marched in every Mardi Gras since 1969. Henri Schindler named the parade after the street where most of his friends resided, although, notably, Saint Anne was the grandmother of Jesus. The colorful collective gathers in their elaborate costumes in the Bywater, led by the Storyville Stompers.
The Society of St. Cecilia: Established in 2007, they are open to “all who donate to the band,” which makes sense since St. Cecilia is the patron saint of musicians. On Mardi Gras Day, they start at Markey Park in the Bywater and continue through the Quarter to the river.
Joan of Arc Parade: Since 2008, the Krewe de Jeanne d’Arc has walked through the French Quarter on Joan of Arc’s birthday (January 6), aka Twelfth Night. This “Army of Artists” is known for their artistic throws, medieval costumes, and theatrical props. Saint Joan is the official patron saint of France, and locals consider her their unofficial patron saint.
St. Anthony’s Ramblers: Founded in 2009, this social aid and pleasure club marches through the streets of the Faubourg Marigny and the French Quarter on Mardi Gras Day. St. Anthony is the patron saint of lost things. Perhaps, this is why this rambling troupe selected him as their moniker.
St. John Fools of Misrule: This krewe was formed in 2011 to announce the arrival of Carnival season in St. Tammany Parish. They conduct their bawdy procession each Twelfth Night in the St. John District of Covington, named for St. John the Baptist, a saintly opposite to the original Lords of Misrule.
St. Catherine’s Hat Day Parade: Founded in 2012, but no longer active as of 2022, the St. Catherine’s Hat Parade was a sidewalk stroll that meandered Uptown on or around St. Catherine of Alexandria’s feast day (November 25). St. Catherine, once the patron saint of unmarried women, became linked to milliners in France through a tradition of St. Catherine’s Day hat parades, leading to her patronage of their craft.
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MONDAY, OCTOBER 14
AllWays Lounge Betsy Propane
Bamboula’s Les Getrex, Rug Cutters
Blue Nile Where Y’at Brass Band
Bourbon Orleans Kid Merv, Kimchisoop
Buffa’s Doyle Cooper, Z2
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Columns Hotel Stanton Moore, David Torkanowsky
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Dixon Hall The Manhattan Chamber Players
Hi Ho Lounge Tucker Baker
Holy Diver Male Tears
Maple Leaf Bar George Porter Jr.
Saturn Bar BC Coogan
Siberia Mass of the Fermenting Dregs
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The Maison Tuba Skinny
Tropical Isle Original Cass Faulconer, Charles Brewer
Tulane University Manhattan Chamber Players
Yakamein House Return of Da Native Son
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15
Bamboula’s Caitie B., Giselle Anguizola, Villains Bayou Bar Cryptic
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Dr. Zach, Ingrid Lucia
Buffa’s Alex McMurray
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Chris Smither
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Hi Ho Lounge Sporty’s Brass Band
Holy Diver The Amazing Henrietta
House of Blues 49 Winchester
Joy Theater Glass Beams
Maple Leaf Bar Johnny Sketch
Mid-City Lanes Rock n Bowl Javier Olondo, AsheSon
New Orleans Jazz Museum Trempo Culminating
New Orleans Jazz National Historical Park
Arrowhead Jazz Band
Snug Harbor Adrian Raso, Gavino Loche
Spotted Cat Smoking Time Jazz Club
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The Howlin Wolf Nectarous, Bread For Sale
The Maison Cristina Kaminis, Eight Dice Cloth
Tipitina’s Sierra Hull
Toulouse Theatre Josh Gilligan, Medium Build Tropical Isle Original Dave Ferrato
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16
Algiers Music & Artists Studio Steve Lands
Quartet
Apple Barrel Big Soul Band
Bamboula’s Boardwalker, J.J. & The A-OK’s, Queen & Friends
Blue Nile New Breed Brass Band
Bourbon Orleans Gary Brown, Serabee
Café Degas Double Whisky
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Jon Cleary
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
House of Blues Switchfoot
Jazz National Historical Park Tom McDermott, Saskia Walker
Joy Theater Peekaboo
Marigny Brasserie Jon Roniger
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The National WWII Museum Victory Belles
Hard Rock Cafe
Chase n’ Sasquatch
Jazz National
Historical Park
Fermín Ceballos
Latrobe’s On Royal Robin Rapuzzi
Le Bon Temps
Roule Margie Perez, POTHOLE
NOLA Brewing & Pizza Co. Colin Davis
New Orleans Jazz Museum Soul Project, Big Freedia, George Porter Jr. Santos Bar James Hall
Saturn Bar Siren
Siberia Bloomies, Pig Lizard, Izzy & The Funky Pack
Spotted Cat Paradise Jazz Band
St. Charles Avenue Presbyterian Church
Gryphon Trio
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The Jazz Playhouse Nayo Jones
The Maison Shotgun Jazz Band, John Saavedra
Toulouse Theatre Them Ol’ Ghosts, Gal Holiday
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19
Algiers Music & Artists Studio Yusa
Bamboula’s Boardwalker, Jaywalkers, Paggy Prine, Wolfe John’s Blues Band
Barnes & Noble Valerie Sassyfras
Bayou Bar Band 4 Life
Blue Nile Corey Henry, George Brown Band
Bombay Club Anaïs St. John, Daniel Meinecke
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Brian Wingard
Brandon Amphitheater Dwight Yoakam
Cafe Negril Jason Neville, Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Radney Foster
Constantinople Stage Marc Paradis, Michael Skinkus
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Deutsches Haus Prost, Wurst Case Scenario, Klaberheads
Front Art Gallery, Roselit Bone, Los Güiros
Generations Hall Flow Tribe Hi Ho Lounge Soul Sister Hotel Saint Vincent Tortoise, Kumasi Afrobeat Orchestra
Jazz National Historical Park Wesley Philips Mid-City Lanes Rock ‘N’ Bowl Contraflow
New Orleans Jazz Museum Geo Leo, George Porter Jr
NOLA Brewing & Pizza Co. Colin Davis
Ogden Museum of Southern Art Water Seed
Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou Gal Holiday Santos Bar French Police
Saturn Bar Alex McMurray
Siberia Divide & Dissolve, Silver Godling, Plomo
Twilight Room Zooma Zooma Virgin Hotels DJ FTK, Aliyuhhh
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 20
Bacchanal Wine Noah Young, Stephen Menold Bamboula’s Aaron Levinson, Ed Wills, Youse
Nile Street Legends Brass Band Bourbon Orleans Hotel Marc Stone
Tropical Isle Bourbon Dave Ferrato, Becca Dowty
Urban South Brewery Gryphon Trio, Manhattan Chamber Players
Vaughan’s Lounge Robin Rapuzzi
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17
Apple Barrel Bubbles Brown
Bamboula’s Caleb Nelson, The Second Lions, Wolfe John’s Band
Bar Métier Hanna Mignano
Bayou Bar Double Bird
Blue Nile Irvin Mayfield
Bombay Club Shawan Rice
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Jerry Dugger, Leroy Marshall, Just Right Band
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Chatham County Line, The Tanglers
City Park New Orleans Mystics
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
D.B.A. New Orleans Danny Abel Band
Jazz National Historical Park Rickie Monie
Le Bon Temps Roulé Soul Rebels
Marigny Opera House Lyla George, Sari Jordan, Sofia Mock
Mid-City Lanes Rock n Bowl Curley Taylor Okay Bar Sky Choice Band, Lisa O’Neil, Queen
Bonobo Peacock Room Da Lovebirds
Siberia Lapis
Snug Harbor Mitch Woods
Spanish Plaza Real Love, T Marie
Spotted Cat Jumbo Shrimp Jazz Band
The Maison Russel Welch, St. Julien X Vaughan’s Lounge Corey Henry
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18
Apple Barrel Bubbles Brown
BK House & Gardens Helen Gillet, Rebelle
Musique
Bacchanal Wine David Sigler, Willie Green
Bamboula’s Felipe Antonio, Les Getrex, Rug Cutters
Bayou Bar Ambush
Blue Nile Caesar Brothers, Kermit Ruffins
Bourbon Orleans Hotel April Spain, Ellen Smith
Buffa’s Adam Rogers
Cafe Istanbul Wake an Blake, Abstrakt Sonance, Vekked
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Carrollton Station Red Hot Gentilly Peppers
Chickie Wah Wah Chatham County Line, Kristin
Diable
City Hall Live Frank Foster
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Deutsches Haus Damenchor, Saengerchor
Fillmore New Orleans TK Kirkland
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The Howlin Wolf Bloodbelly Blues, Hot 8 Brass Band
The Jazz Playhouse Richard “Piano” Scott
The Maison Higher Heights, Jenavieve, Miles Berry
Trio
Tipitina’s Bruce Daigrepont
Trattoria Barnett Or Shovaly Plus
Treme Hideaway Big 6 Brass Band
Chickie Wah Wah
Caudle
City
Westwego Performing Arts Theatre Brendan Mulvihill, Dan Brouder
MONDAY, OCTOBER 21
AllWays Lounge Betsy Propane
Bamboula’s Jon Roniger, Les Getrex, Creole
Cooking, Rug Cutters
Blue Nile Where Y’at Brass Band
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Kid Merv, Tiffany Hall
Buffa’s Doyle Cooper, Z2
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Capulet T Marie
Chickie Wah Wah Michael Mayo
Columns Hotel Stanton Moore Trio
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Hi Ho Lounge Bluegrass Pickin’ Party
Okay Bar Daybreak, Greg Rekus
Santos Bar ULTRA SUNN
Saturn Bar BC Coogan
Siberia Pig’s Blood
St. Roch Tavern Rock Bottom String Band
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The Howlin Wolf Bloodbelly Blues
The Maison Gene’s Music Machine, Paradise Swing Tropical Isle Original Dave Ferrato
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 22
Bamboula’s Caitie B., Hand Me Downs, Giselle Anguizola
Bar Métier Read the Sands Bayou Bar O.G.’s
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Dr. Zach, Ingrid Lucia
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Henson’s
MAXWELL AT SMOOTHIE KING CENTER
Singer, songwriter, and producer Maxwell will bring his “Serenade” Tour to New Orleans, alongside special guests Jazmine Sullivan and October London. Known for his hit singles “Ascension” and “Sumthin’ Sumthin’,” he is a performer not to be missed.
Saturday, October 19, 7:30 p.m., $44 - $245, smoothiekingcenter.com
Saturn Bar Cab Ellis, Wilmah, Twanz
Siberia Olivia Barnes
Spotted Cat Smoking Time Jazz Club
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The Maison Cristina Kaminis, Eight Dice Cloth
Tropical Isle Original Dave Ferrato
University of New Orleans Tesla Quartet
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23
Apple Barrel Big Soul Band
Bamboula’s Boardwalker, J.J. & The A-OK’s, The Queen & Friends
Blue Nile New Breed Brass Band
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Gary Brown, Serabee
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Café Degas Double Whisky
Chickie Wah Wah The Collection
City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band Fillmore New Orleans Opeth
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24
Apple Barrel Bubbles Brown
Bamboula’s Caleb Nelson, Cristina Kaminis, Wolfe
John’s Blues Band
Bar Métier Geovane Santos
Bayou Bar Double Bird
Blue Nile Irvin Mayfield
National Historical Park Tom McDermott, Saskia Walker Joy Theater Beats Antique Le Bon Temps Roulé Soul Rebels
Longue Vue House Bruno Elisabetsky
Marigny Brasserie Jon Roniger
New Orleans Jazz Museum An Díaz, Yokatta
Brothers
Okay Bar Sam Doores, Wayne & The Honky Tonk
Machine, Andrew Jobin
Old Point Bar Degenerate Picnik
Orpheum Louisiana Philharmonic Orchestra
Santos Bar Random Rab
Saturn Bar Basher, Precious Cargo
Siberia This Will Destroy You, Glassing
Toulouse Theatre Quivers, Superchunk
Bamboula’s Felipe Antonio Quinteto, Les Getrex, Rug Cutters
Bayou Bar Ambush
Beauregard-Keyes House Dusky Waters, Rachel Maxann
Blue Nile Caesar Brothers, Kermit Ruffins
Bombay Club Silky Doilies
Bourbon Orleans Hotel April Spain, Ellen Smith
Brothers Three Lounge Valerie Sassyfras
Buffa’s Adam Rogers, Washboard Chaz
Caesars Superdome Taylor Swift
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Deutsches Haus The Bräts
Goat The Aurelio Voltaire, Tomb Of Nick Cage, Quaalords
Holy Diver Dog Park Dissidents
Le Bon Temps Roule Evan Oberla,Colin Davis & Night People
Mardi Gras World Chris Lake, Clooney, Banglaboy
Mid-City Lanes Rock ‘N’ Bowl Paperchase
New Orleans Jazz Museum Geovane Santos
NOLA Brewing & Pizza Co. Dave Jordan
Old US Mint Geovane Santos Trio
Siberia Illuminati Hotties, Daffo
Smoothie King Center Taylor Swift
Snug Harbor Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey
Spotted Cat Big Fun Brass Band, Paradise Jazz Band
The Goat Aurelio Voltaire, Tomb Of Nick Cage, The Quaalords
The Howlin Wolf New Salem, Kissing Disease, Nobel Apes
The Maison Shotgun Jazz Band, John Saavedra Vybes Nation Afrobeats, Soca, Reggaeton
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26
AllWays Lounge Betsy Propane
Balcony Music Club Kyanté
Bamboula’s Boardwalker, Ed Wills, Jaywalkers, Paggy Prine
Blue Nile George Brown Band, Next Level Band
Bombay Club Anaïs St. John, Daniel Meinecke
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Brian Wingard
Caesars Superdome Taylor Swift
Cafe Negril Bon Bon Vivant, Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Dehd
Constantinople Stage Jimmy Robinson
Courtyard Brewery Sariyah Idan
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans Streetbeat Band
DMACS Bar & Grill Paul Faith
Deutsches Haus The Bräts, Klaberheads
Joy Theater DeJ Loaf
Junk Drawer Coffee Matt Braunger
Le Bon Temps Roulé Jon Roniger & The Good For Nothing Band, Grits and Greens
Mardi Gras World Zeds Dead, Mersive, Stellar Mid-City Lanes Rock ‘N’ Bowl L’Eighties Night
Monkey Hill Bar Luther Kent
NOLA Brewing & Pizza Co. Dem Roots
Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou The Stacks
Santos Bar Morning 40 Federation
Saturn Bar Skillet Licorice
Siberia Spirit Mother, Acid Mothers Temple
Smoothie King Center
Taylor Swift
Snug Harbor Jacob Fred
Jazz Odyssey
Southport Hall And Then
Came Humans
Spotted Cat Shake’em Up Jazz Band
St. Augustine Catholic
Church TBC Brass Band, Doreen Ketchens
The Broadside Water Seed
The Goat DESTRYUR, Rekanize
The Maison Giselle
Anguizola, Nola Axe Men, Zena Moses & Rue Fiya
The Metropolitan Nightclub James Kennedy, Dabin
For up-to-date listings visit WhereYat.com
Tipitina’s Show Me The Body
Vybes Nation Nola Baby Kia
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 27
Bacchanal Wine Noah Young, Stephen Menold
Bamboula’s Aaron Levinson, Ed Wills, Youse
Blue Nile Street Legends Brass Band
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Marc Stone
Buffa’s Father John and Friends, Steve Pistorius
Caesars Superdome Taylor Swift
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Trouble Notes
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Fillmore New Orleans Sundaze
Gazebo Café J Riley Cain & Big Wet Ghost
House of Blues 03 Greedo
Jazz It Up Lounge Young Pinstripes Brass Band
Marigny Brasserie Secret Bandwagon
Music Box Village Sonny Singh
Oak Street Shantytown Underground, Mia Borders
Peristyle Sariyah Idan
Saenger Theatre Marca MP
Santos Bar PIG, Kassi Valazza, Michael Hurley
Smoothie King Center Taylor Swift
Snug Harbor Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey, Kim
Prevost and Bill Solley
St Roch Tavern Skillet Licorice
The Howlin Wolf Hot 8 Brass Band
The Jazz Playhouse Richard “Piano” Scott
The Maison Higher Heights, Jenavieve, Miles Berry
Trio
Tipitina’s Cortex
Trattoria Barnett Or Shovaly Plus
Treme Hideaway Big 6 Brass Band
MONDAY, OCTOBER 28
AllWays Lounge Betsy Propane
Bamboula’s Jon Roniger, Les Getrex, Creole
Cooking, Rug Cutters
Blue Nile Khris Royal , Where Y’at Brass Band
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Kid Merv
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Mildlife
Columns Hotel Stanton Moore Trio
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Fillmore Polo G
Hi Ho Lounge Bluegrass Pickin’ Party
Santos Bar March Violets
Siberia Dogpark
St. Roch Tavern Eliza Thorn, Max Bien Kahn
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The Maison Aurora Nealand, Gene’s Music Machine
Toulouse Theatre Justin Nozuka
Tropical Isle Original Dave Ferrato
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29
Bamboula’s Caitie B., Giselle Anguizola, Villains
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Dr. Zach, Ingrid Lucia
Buffa’s Alex McMurray
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Maple Leaf Bar Johnny Sketch
Marigny Opera House Tasche, Angels
FRIGHT NIGHT AT THE METROPOLITAN
JUNO nominated music producer and DJ Dabin, as well as London-born DJ James Kennedy, is visiting New Orleans to perform for the Metropolitan’s “Haunted Halloween Fright Night.” Intense and lively, the show is perfect for EDM fans. Saturday, October 26, 9 p.m., $30-$60, themetronola.com
Mid-City Lanes Rock ‘n’
Bowl DJ Maynor
New Orleans Jazz
National Historical Park
Arrowhead Jazz Band
Saturn Bar Trendafilka
Siberia Kairos Creature Club
Spotted Cat Smoking Time Jazz Club
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The Maison Cristina Kaminis, Rug Cutters
Tropical Isle Original Dave Ferrato
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30
Apple Barrel Big Soul Band
Bamboula’s Boardwalker, J.J. & The A-OK’s, The Queen
Blue Nile New Breed Brass Band
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Gary Brown, Serabee
Café Degas Double Whisky
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Jon Cleary
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
House of Blues Chameleons, Microwave
Longue Vue House Eight Dice Cloth
Marigny Brasserie Jon Roniger
New Orleans Jazz National Historical Park Tom
McDermott, Saskia Walker
Raising Cane’s River Center Arena Whiskey
Myers
SASS Pigeon Pit
Santos Bar ZOOMST
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The Sazerac House Delachaise Ensemble
Toulouse Theatre The Deslondes
Tropical Isle Bourbon Dave Ferrato
Vaughan’s Lounge Robin Rapuzzi
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31
Apple Barrel Bubbles Brown
BJ’s Lounge Louis Michot
Bamboula’s Caleb Nelson, Cristina Kaminis, Wolfe
John’s Blues Band
Bar Métier Salvador Avila Trio
Bayou Bar Double Bird
Blue Nile Where Y’at Brass Band
Bombay Club Shawan Rice
Bourbon Orleans Hotel Billy Rae, Xcitement Band
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah George Porter Jr.
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
D.B.A. New Orleans Khris Royal, Vegas Cola
Domino Blue Tang People
Hey Cafe Valerie Sassyfras
Lake Charles Event Center Whiskey Myers
Music Box Village Quintron, Miss Pussycat
New Orleans Jazz National Historical Park
Arrowhead Jazz Band, Dr. Michael White
Saturn Bar Daikaiju
Snug Harbor Jumpin’ Johnny Sansone
Spanish Plaza Hot 8 Brass Band, Chapel Hart
Steamboat Natchez Steamboat Stompers
The Maison Steve Walker
Tipitina’s Crowe Boys, David Shaw
Vaughan’s Lounge Corey Henry
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1
ARORA Faint
Apple Barrel Bubbles Brown
BK House & Gardens Jelly Joseph
Bacchanal Wine David Sigler, Willie Green
Cafe Negril Next Level Band
Chickie Wah Wah Willi Carlisle
Constantinople Stage Dave Jordan
Crescent City Brewhouse New Orleans
Streetbeat Band
Deutsches Haus Damenchor, Saengerchor
Fillmore New Orleans Rivals
Gennifer Flowers Kelsto Club Gennifer Flowers
Goat, The The Temple Of Mercy, Sub-Division
Joy Theater BAAB
New Orleans Jazz Museum Roy Book Binder
Orpheum Theater Louisiana Philharmonic
Orchestra
Privacy Ultra Lounge Tidal Wave Brass Band
Republic NOLA Glitch Mob, Anna Morgan
Saenger Theatre Tedeschi Trucks Band
Spotted Cat Paradise Jazz Band
KREWE OF BOO! MONSTER MASH
October 19 | kreweofboo.com
The epic post-parade costume party following this year’s Krewe of BOO! parade will return and feature popular artists DJ Wixx and Flow Tribe. Hosted at Generations Hall, the party will begin at 8 p.m. on Saturday, October 19. The event will include live music, a colorful dance floor, drink specials, and a costume contest. Monster Mash offers both general and VIP admission, which allows guests to sit in a privately seated area with an open bar. Tickets range in prices from $25-$100 per person. The event is 18+ only, and guests are encouraged to wear their spookiest costumes.
BOO CARRÉ HALLOWEEN HAUNT
October 19 | frenchmarket.org
The French Market District will return with their annual Boo Carré Halloween Haunt in Dutch Alley. This kid-centric event features live music, a Halloween-themed second line, children’s activities, and trick-or-treating. Children and families are encouraged to wear their spookiest and most-fun costumes. The event will begin at 11 a.m. at the 900 block of N. Peters Street and will end at 4 p.m. Live performers will include local favorites Becky Lynn Blanca & the Sweetie Pies, Johnette Downing, and NPS Arrowhead Jazz Band. All kids are welcome to join in the festivities along the French Market District.
WALK TO END ALZHEIMER’S
October 19
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On October 19, the Alzheimer’s Association will hold their 2024 Walk to End Alzheimer’s. The event will take place at Metairie’s Shrine on Airline on October 19. During the walk, participants are asked to honor those that they personally know that are affected by Alzheimer’s by carrying flowers of various colors, each color representing their connection to that person. Since 1989, the Alzheimer’s Association has held these walks in hopes of mobilizing further support, research, and resources in ending Alzheimer’s. There will also be a Walk to End Alzheimer’s event at the Leonard J. Chabert Medical Center in Houma on November 2.
FALL FESTIVAL GUIDE
NEW ORLEANS FILM FESTIVAL
Oct. 16-27 | New Orleans Theaters & Online neworleansfilmsociety.org/festival
The NOLA Film Festival showcases a wide array of films from both established and emerging filmmakers from across the South. The festival celebrates the art of cinema and provides a platform for filmmakers to share their work with a diverse audience. The fest will have a documentary about the Krewe of Zulu screening on its opening night.
NATCHEZ BALLOON FESTIVAL
Oct. 18 & 19 | Rosalie Mansion, Natchez, MS natchezballoonfestival.com
The Natchez Balloon Festival is a vibrant celebration that showcases the beauty and excitement of hot air ballooning. This event creates a festive atmosphere filled with colorful balloons dotting the sky. The festival features a variety of activities, including live music performances by Chapel Hart and more, as well as food vendors, making it a family-friendly occasion for all ages.
ANDOUILLE FESTIVAL
Oct. 18-20 | Thomas F. Daley Memorial Park, LaPlace | andouillefestival.com
The Andouille Festival is a celebration of the unique and flavourful Cajun sausage known as andouille. Attendees can expect to indulge in a variety of dishes featuring andouille sausage, from traditional gumbo to innovative creations by local chefs. People can also enjoy performances by local musicians playing Cajun and Zydeco music.
NOLA FUNK FEST
Oct. 18-20
New Orleans Jazz Museum nolafunkfest.com
The NOLA Funk Fest is a vibrant celebration of funk music held in New Orleans, a city renowned for its rich musical heritage. This festival showcases a variety of artists and bands that embody the essence of funk. Attendees can expect an electrifying atmosphere filled with live performances from Soul Project, Omari Neville, and more.
PRAISE FESTIVAL ON THE BAYOU
Oct. 18-20 | Bayou St. John praisefestnola.com
The Praise Festival on the Bayou draws together a diverse community of attendees who come to experience a unique blend of music, art, and worship. The festival serves as a platform for local artists and musicians to share their talents, including Bishop Tyrone Jefferson, Nadja Scott & Divine Anointing, and many more. Admission to the festival is free.
ROUGAROU FESTIVAL
Oct. 18-20 | 86 Valhi Blvd., Houma rougaroufest.org
The Rougarou Festival celebrates the rich folklore and traditions associated with the legendary Louisiana creature known as the rougarou. This mythical creature is deeply rooted in local Cajun and Creole cultures, serving as a symbol of the region’s unique heritage. Attendees can immerse themselves in a variety of engaging experiences at this free, family-friendly event.
FALL FESTIVAL
ACADIA MUSIC FEST
Oct. 19 | Percy Brown Road, Thibodaux | acadiamusicfest.net
The Acadia Music Fest celebrates the rich musical heritage of Thibodaux. The festival showcases a diverse range of musical genres, providing a platform for both established and emerging artists to perform including Nelly, Cowboy Mouth, and Austin Williams. The festival also features local food vendors, arts and crafts booths, and family-friendly activities.
BOO CARRÉ HALLOWEEN HAUNT
Oct. 19 | Dutch Alley frenchmarket.org/festivals-events
The Boo Carré Halloween Haunt is a spooky and thrilling event that takes place in Dutch Alley, located in the French Quarter’s Historic French Market. This hauntingly fun event offers visitors a unique and immersive experience, filled with scares, surprises, and plenty of Halloween fun. There will be live music, trick-or-treating, a second line, and more.
GULF BREW
Oct. 19 | Acadiana Center for the Arts, Lafayette acadianacenterforthearts.org/ events/gulf-brew-2024
The Gulf Brew Festival celebrates the rich tradition of brewing across the Gulf Coast
region. This festival will showcase more than 200 types of craft beers, live music, food vendors, and other various types of entertainment. Attendees have the opportunity to sample different types of beers, learn about the brewing process, and interact with brewers.
GATESFEST
Oct. 20 | 4000 W. Esplanade, Metairie | gatesfest.org
GatesFest is a music festival known for its diverse lineup of artists and genres and features multiple stages where various artists perform throughout the day, including Flow Tribe and Funky Monkey. There are also various family-friendly activities and a variety of Jewish food. The festival will also feature an Israeli-style sing-a-long under a tent.
TOP TACO
Oct. 24 | Lafreniere Park, Metairie toptaconola.com
The Top Taco festival is widely recognized for its vibrant celebration of tacos and their many different varieties. The festival not only serves as a platform for local restaurants and food vendors but also fosters a sense of community among participants. Live music, engaging activities, and lucha libre complement the amazing experience.
NOLA REGGAE FEST
Oct. 25-27 | Congo Square facebook.com/nolareggaefest
The NOLA Reggae Fest celebrates the vibrant and diverse reggae music scene in New Orleans. The festival brings together local and international reggae artists for a weekend of live music, dancing, and cultural exchange. The festival also offers a range of activities and attractions for attendees to enjoy, including food vendors and art installations.
OZONE SONGWRITER FESTIVAL
Oct. 25-27 | Fuhrmann Auditorium, Covington ozonemusic.org
Dedicated to supporting, celebrating, and uplifting those who create, perform, and enjoy original music, the OZONE Songwriter Festival invites people to enjoy over 100 local, regional, and national singer songwriters. There will be an opening OZONE Songwriter Showcase concert headlined by John Oates on October 25. Maggie Koerner and Greg Barnhill will also appear during the concert.
TREMÉ FALL FESTIVAL
Oct. 26 | 1210 Governor Nicholls tremefest.org
The Tremé Fall Festival is a vibrant celebration that showcases the rich history and cultural heritage of New Orleans’ Tremé neighborhood. The festival features a diverse array of activities, including art displays and live music performances by James Andrews, TBC Brass Band, and more. There will also be a second line before the festival starts.
FALL FESTIVAL GUIDE
OAK STREET PO-BOY FESTIVAL
Oct. 27 | 8100-8700 Oak Street poboyfest.com
The Oak Street Po-Boy Festival celebrates New Orleans’ iconic sandwich known as the po-boy. Vendors from all over New Orleans come together to showcase their unique and delicious po-boy creations, including chicken po-boys, shrimp po-boys, vegetarian options, and many more to choose from. There will be plenty of food and live music to enjoy all along Oak Street.
BREWS ARTS FESTIVAL
Nov. 2 | Hammond Regional Arts Center, Hammond hammondarts.org/brews-arts-festival
The Brews Arts Festival in Hammond is a celebration of craft beer and local art. The festival brings together breweries from across Louisiana and beyond to showcase their unique brews to attendees. The festival also features local artists displaying their art, live music performances, and food vendors offering delicious bites to pair with the beers.
NOLA ZYDECO FEST
Nov. 2 | Crescent Park’s Mandeville Shed | nolazydecofest.com
The NOLA Zydeco Fest exists to celebrate Louisiana Creole culture through music, food, and dance.
Performers including Rusty Metoyer, Koray Broussard, and Dwayne Dopsie will be performing rockin’ and lively Zydeco music during the festival. There will also be dance lessons, Creole and Cajun food, many activities for kids, and so much more to enjoy.
MY FRENCH BOOK FEST
Nov. 2-9 | Alliance Française de la Nouvelle Orléans af-neworleans.org/mfbf2024
This free event, hosted at the Alliance Française of New Orleans at 1519 Jackson Ave., helps encourage kids to read in French and promotes French-language authors from Louisiana, France, Canada, and the Caribbean. In partnership with the Consulate General of France in New Orleans and Ville Albertine, this festival also helps to keep the French language alive in NOLA.
LOUISIANA RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL
Nov. 2 to Dec. 8 | 46468 River Rd., Hammond | larf2023.org
Immerse yourself in the Renaissance period and explore the English village of Albright in Hammond, Louisiana during the Louisiana Renaissance Festival. Featuring different themes, shows—from jousting to fire dancing—delicious food, and Renaissancestyle shopping, the festival will run for six weekends. General admission and specialty tickets range in prices.
SUMMON THE
ATCHAFALAYA BASIN FESTIVAL
Nov. 9 | Henry Guidry Memorial Park, Henderson basinfestival.com
The Atchafalaya Basin Festival showcases the rich heritage of the Atchafalaya Basin region. The festival features live music performances by Geno Delafose and Dustin Sonnier, traditional Cajun and Creole food, and various arts and crafts vendors. Visitors can also enjoy boat tours of the basin, guided nature walks, and wildlife and ecosystem educational exhibits.
COVINGTON THREE RIVERS ART FESTIVAL
Nov. 9 & 10 | Historic Downtown Covington covingtonthreeriversartfestival.com
The Covington Three Rivers Art Festival celebrates the arts and showcases the talents of local and regional artists. Attendees can expect to see a wide variety of artwork on display, including paintings, sculptures, ceramics, jewelry, and more. The festival provides a unique opportunity for the 200 participating artists to connect with art enthusiasts.
DESTREHAN PLANTATION’S
ANNUAL FALL FESTIVAL
Nov. 9 & 10 | 13034 River Rd., Destrehan destrehanplantation.org
The Destrehan Plantation’s Annual Fall Festival is a highly anticipated event that showcases the rich culture of the region. Attendees can expect to experience a variety of activities and attractions that celebrate the autumn season. There will be pony rides for the kids, craft vendors from across the United States, and delicious Cajun and Creole food to enjoy.
TREMÉ CREOLE GUMBO FESTIVAL
Nov. 9 & 10 | 701 N. Rampart St. jazzandheritage.org/events/2024treme-creole-gumbo-festival
The Tremé Creole Gumbo Fest is a freeto-enter festival celebrating the music and food associated with Creole culture. There will be food vendors serving various kinds of gumbo, as well as other Louisiana staples including po-boys and red beans and rice. Attendees can also buy locally made art from the art vendors participating in the fest.
BEIGNET FEST
Nov. 16 | New Orleans City Park Festival Grounds beignetfest.com
Beignet Fest is a family-friendly festival celebrating beignets in every way, shape, and form. Along with live music entertainment from local favorites including Imagination Movers and Amanda Shaw, the Beignet Fest will have an Abita Beer Garden, a local artist market, and lots of food vendors serving beignets of all kinds.
SOBER FEST
Nov. 23 | The Sugar Mill bridgehouse.org/events/ soberfest
Sober Fest is a one-day music festival committed to creating an alcohol-free and fun environment for everyone. This year’s performers include Ivan Neville & Friends, Jason Ricci & The Bad Kind, and Anders Osborne. Merch and a variety of non-alcoholic drinks will be offered and all proceedings will go to Bridge House/Grace House.
RESTAURANT GUIDE
AMERICAN
Bearcat Cafe offers a flexible menu that seeks to accommodate everyone’s dietary needs. Carrying vegetarian, vegan, and glutenfree options, they serve lighter, as well as heartier, dishes. Try the blackberry pistachio pancakes with breakfast potatoes. Multiple Locations, bearcatcafe.com
Cause and the Cure combines flavor-blasting cuisine with a loving spirit and is dedicated to providing hip dining while making a positive impact on the community. They serve delicious smash burgers, lavender lemonade cocktails, and much more. 2540 Banks St., (504) 459-2168, causeandthecurenola.com
Crescent City Steaks is the perfect establishment for steak night. One of the oldest family-owned steakhouses in the city, they do their steaks the traditional New Orleans way. The filet mignon is a classic, goto staple. 1001 N. Broad St., (504) 8213271, crescentcitysteaks.com
Daisy Dukes Restaurant offers a relaxed Southern dining experience and has a menu that is delicious. Daisy Duke’s has great reviews and won Traveller’s Choice in 2023 by Tripadvisor. The strawberry French toast is a perfect brunch choice. Multiple Locations, daisydukesrestaurant.com
Gattuso’s Neighborhood Restaurant, Bar, & Catering has a fresh Louisiana strawberry salad that is delightful and goes great with some beer. Their menu is full of New Orleans flavor. At Gattuso’s, you can enjoy daily specials and happy hour deals. Huey P Long Ave., Gretna, (504) 368-1114, gattusos.net
Jimmy J’s Cafe will make you a divine breakfast or a tasty sandwich right from scratch. This is a funky and fresh mom and pop café. The Three Little Pigs sandwich with French fries is a must try dish, so get some friends together and enjoy. 115 Chartres St., (504) 309-9360, jimmyjscafe.com
Legacy Kitchen’s Steak + Chop blends seafood, New American, and steakhouse cuisine. It has a mouth watering whole filet mignon that you can pair with craft cocktails. You won’t be let down with their outdoor seating and daily happy hour. 91 Westbank Expy. #51, Grenta, (504) 6086082, legacykitchen.com
New Orleans Vampire Café is bloody genius with their Vampire Blood Bag, filled with sangria “fangria” and pomegranate vodka lemonade, which sends tourists into a frenzy. Their breakfast classics and Southern favorites are fantastic, and try their grilled pork chop. 801 Royal St., (504) 5810801, nolavampirecafe.com
NOLA Steak is located in Boomtown Casino and is highly acclaimed by people who visit. Try their jazz brunch buffet or their sizzling grilled salmon entree. Head over and enjoy live music every Friday and Saturday evening. 4132 Peters Rd., Harvey, (855)
805-5596, boomtownneworleans.com
Vampire Apothecary Restaurant & Bar is a boutique restaurant, event space, and tarot reading magic shop that can only be found in New Orleans. They serve seafood, steaks, and unique classy drinks. Try their crab toast for an evening snack. 725 St. Peter St., (504) 7668179, vampireapothecary.com
Voodoo Chicken & Daiquiris has heavenly fried chicken and fruity drinks. You can grab-and-go their fresh frozen daiquiris in collectable skull cups. If you are
The Jimani
a delicious menu of pizzas, calzones, and fun appetizers. Their Supreme Pizza, loaded with meat and vegetables, is a satisfying must-try and is great for sharing. 128 S. Roadway St., (504) 510-2260, jbsfueldock.com
Peacock Room is an alluring spot that’s perfect for intimate dinners. Their cocktail list has varied options, from the classic Sazerac to the adventurous Jade Dragon. Try their crushed avocado croissant with arugula, local tomato, and parmesan. 501 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 324-3073, peacockroomnola.com
looking for a fun New Orleans experience, Voodoo Chicken & Daiquiris is the spot for you. Multiple Locations, voodoochickenanddaiquirisnola.com
ASIAN
Asia serves crab rangoon, delicious phở, lo mein noodles, General Tso’s chicken, and other Chinese and Vietnamese classics. Located in Boomtown Casino & Hotel on the Westbank, it’s perfect for those who are hungry after winning big. 4132 Peters Rd., Harvey, (504) 3648812, boomtownneworleans.com
Mikimoto Restaurant is a creative Japanese restaurant with New Orleans inspired sushi rolls. Try their Deluxe Roll, which is filled with snow crab, tuna, and salmon. Locals agree that Mikimoto has some of the best sushi in town. 3301 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 4881881, mikimotosushi.com
TD Seafood & Phở House has delicious fried rice, vermicelli bowls, egg rolls, and so much more. Their dishes are picture perfect and jam packed with flavor. Get their TD Seafood & Phở Combination for a little taste of everything. 1028 Manhattan Blvd., Harvey, (504) 3021727, tdseafoodphohouse.com
BARS WITH GREAT FOOD
Buffa’s Bar & Restaurant is a comfortable and casual restaurant with entertainment live music and a delicious menu. Serving sandwiches, wings, and delicious burgers, this is a great hangout joint to experience the local jazz and ragtime scene. 1001 Esplanade Ave., (504) 949-0038, buffasbar.com
JB’s Fuel Dock is a bar and restaurant overlooking Lake Pontchartrain that serves up
CAFÉ
The Jimani is the perfect place to watch any sports game. A sports bar that serves a multitude of beers, they have a lot to order and enjoy. Be sure to try their Jimmy J’s Big Ass Nachos, which are perfect for sharing with friends during a fun night out. 141 Chartres St., (504) 5240493, thejimani. com
Crack’D offers a brunch experience like no other. Blending seafood and classic American breakfast, try their crazy good crab cake Benedict with warm Creole corn salsa. Crack’D is sure to crack your current brunch standards. 1901 Sophie Wright Pl., (504) 3814678, crackdbrunch.com
The Vintage Restaurant is a fun café with mirror filled walls, leather chairs, outdoor seating, and lots of cocktails to sip on. It’s a great place to study, eat pastries and cheese boards, and sip on a coffee or wine. Try their special Fancy Beignet Flight. 3121 Magazine St., (504) 608-1008, thevintagenola.com
Willa Jean is a Southern café that combines a bakery, restaurant, and cocktail bar together with perfect results. Locally sourced and prepared creatively, their food is fantastic. Try their Hangover Bowl or cheesy grits for some great Southern flavors. 611 O’Keefe Ave., (504) 509-7334, willajean.com
CARIBBEAN
Jamaican Jerk House brings a taste of Kingston to New Orleans. Your taste buds will sail overseas with their curry shrimp and lovely vegan options. Try their delicious jerk beef ribs for some authentic Jamaican cuisine. 4017 St. Claude Ave., (504) 777-7799, instagram. com/bestjerkhouse
FRENCH
King Brasserie & Bar is a magnetic restaurant that embodies the Riviera. Their tasty menu boasts choices including grilled Spanish octopus and sea urchin carbonara This trendy spot is a fantastic choice for any occasion. 521 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 324-
3000, kingbrasserieandbar.com
Restaurant August promises a fashionable and unique dining experience, serving classy and fancy Creole food. The restaurant’s romantic character couples perfectly with its menu. Try the delicious grilled royal red shrimp. 301 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 2999777, restaurantaugust.com
ITALIAN
Domenica is an upscale Italian restaurant with a family atmosphere. Their bucatini all’amatriciana is delicious and comes with bacon and pecorino romano. Serving dishes that come from the heart, they create delicious, authentic food. 123 Baronne St. (504) 6486020, domenicarestaurant.com
Mosca’s Restaurant has great Italian food and is a family-run business that people have been flocking to for decades. Their chicken cacciatore is an authentic dish that can satisfy your craving for Italian cuisine. 4137 US-90 West, Westwego, (504) 4368950, moscasrestaurant.com
Pizza Domenica has a great Muffaletta Pizza that is perfect for splitting with friends or close family members. Pizza Domenica is known for their wood-fired pizza and open kitchen layout, so you can see your mouthwatering pizza being made fresh. Multiple Locations, pizzadomenica.com
Venezia is a great place for families to enjoy traditional Italian cuisine and has been a go-to for New Orleanians since 1957. Eat a pizza pie and some angel hair pasta at their original Mid-City location or at their brand new Westbank location in Gretna. Multiple Locations, venezianeworleans.com
LATIN
Alma Cafe is a trendy Honduran restaurant that’s the best for aguas frescas and offers tasty breakfast and lunch dishes. The restaurant has a great contemporary vibe. Make sure to try out the aguachile negro with scallops and Gulf shrimp. 800 Louisa St., (504) 3815877, eatalmanola.com
Empanola is the perfect place to grab a quick, inexpensive bite, serving a variety of empanadas that can satisfy any craving. Get the “I am Hangry Combo,” which gives you a choice of three delicious empanadas, including Beef Argentina and Chorizo Mexicana. Multiple Locations, empanolaempanadas.com
Tito’s Ceviche & Pisco is a Peruvian restaurant with a beautiful atmosphere. They master the blend of creative flavors associated with Peruvian cuisine. Their ceviche limeno is great and made with mixed seafood, sweet potato, cilantro, and more. Multiple Locations, titoscevichepisco.com
MEXICAN
El Gato Negro is a great Mexican restaurant that has multiple locations in both New Orleans and Gretna. Offering family-recipes, they have freshly made margaritas and plenty of authentic dishes including the Los Cabos San Lucas seared salmon salad. Multiple
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Locations, elgatonegronola.com
MIDDLE EASTERN
Lebanon’s Cafe is one of the best Mediterranean restaurants in NOLA. Their falafel platter, pomegranate cauliflower hummus, and Lebanese teas are fan favorites. For those who want to be more classic, the chicken shawarma is a fun option. 1500 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 8626200, lebanonscafe.com
Shaya has an eclectic take on modern Israeli cuisine. They have their own woodfired oven that creates airy homemade pita bread, which is perfect for sharing. Try their delectable fried chicken hummus and the sorbet with coconut cotton candy for dessert. 4213 Magazine St., (504) 8914213, shayarestaurant.com
NEW ORLEANS CUISINE
Café Normandie serves New Orleans and French cuisine in an elegant space inside of the Higgins Hotel. Their French dishes are perfect, so be sure to try the beef tartare. Stop by for breakfast, brunch, and lunch for great salads and desserts. 1000 Magazine St., (504) 528-1941, higginshotelnola.com
Located in the Royal Sonesta Hotel, the bar offers fried Gulf oysters with Herbsaint aioli, which is a perfect lunch and comes with sweet peppers. Save some room for their bread pudding. 300 Bourbon St., (504) 553-2281, sonesta.com
Evangeline has wonderful seasonal dishes and boasts some of the best Cajun food in the French Quarter. With a cozy vibe, the restaurant is a must visit. Make sure to try their Pasta Evangeline, served with delicious Cajun grilled redfish. 329 Decatur St., (504) 3734852, evangelineneworleans.com
Headquarters by Nice Guys is a restaurant, bar, and entertainment space all-in-one. Enjoy craft cocktails and delicious dishes, including crispy gator bites and po-boys. Check out Headquarters’ website for upcoming events, as well as game day specials. 445 S. Rampart St., (504) 2176851, headquartersnola.com
House of Blues Restaurant & Bar is a rockin’ ‘n’ rollin’ restaurant and entertainment venue. They serve Southern cuisine and host some bangin’ live music concerts, so make sure to check their website for upcoming shows. Try the FDR Burger with a sunny side up egg. 225 Decatur St., (504) 3104999, houseofblues. com
Chef Ron’s Gumbo Stop is a popular spot for yummy Cajun-Creole dishes and locallycertified gumbo. Chef Ron values fresh local ingredients and it shows in his dishes. Try their special “stuffed gumbos,” including the Mumbo and Yumbo Gumbo. 2309 N. Causeway Blvd., Metairie, (504) 8352022, gumbostop.com
Crescent City Brewhouse is a polished and hip microbrewery, one of the only ones in New Orleans. Be sure to try their unique crabmeat stuffed shrimp if you are a seafood lover. Don’t forget to enjoy a local brew or two, as well. 527 Decatur St., (504) 5220571, crescentcitybrewhouse.com
Desire Oyster Bar offers authentic Louisiana cuisine, as well as fresh Gulf seafood.
Lakeview Harbor has po-boys and a great Typhoon cocktail in a marine-yacht themed spot in Lakeview. Try the cheeseburger with a baked potato and sail away with a filled and satisfied stomach. It’s truly great for families and friends. 8550 Pontchartrain Blvd., (504) 4864887, lakeviewharbor.us
Lil’ Dizzy’s Cafe serves some of New Orleans’ best Creole cuisine and is located in the heart of the Tremé neighborhood. Try their hot sausage po-boy, as well as delicious gumbo and fried chicken. They will fill your stomach and your soul. 1500 Esplanade Ave., (504) 766-8687, lildizzyscafe.net
Loretta’s Authentic Pralines is NOLA’s goto place for pralines. “Prah-leens” aren’t the only option as there’s also an array of other treats to choose from. Their selection of sweet and savory beignets are a great way to get to know the city’s beloved delicacy. Multiple Locations, lorettaspralines.com
Mandina’s Restaurant is a local favorite and is well known for its great steak, fresh seafood, and tasty pasta. This Creole-Italian eatery has been delighting diners for nearly 100 years. Their Gulf fish amandine with fries is a must-try. 3800 Canal St., (504) 4829179, mandinasrestaurant.com
Melba’s is a New Orleans joint that serves po-boys, breakfast all-day, classic wings, and so much more. Their shrimp po-boy is a classic and is an essential choice for any seafood foodie. Dine in at this fun spot, which also has another location on Tulane Avenue. 1525 Elysian Fields Ave., (504) 267-7765, melbas.com
Meril has a jubilant and sleek atmosphere. It serves contemporary American platters, cocktails, and local beers. Be sure to try their stuffed chicken wings, which put a fun twist on an American classic. A quality dining experience, it’s casual yet fancy. 424 Girod St., (504) 526-3745, bemeril.com
Mother’s Restaurant is immensely popular with both locals and tourists alike. Opened in 1938, they are a delicious, and truly local, staple. Try their famous rice and beans plate with smoked sausage, cabbage with ham, and cheese grits. 401 Poydras St., (504) 523-9656, mothersrestaurant.net
New Orleans Creole Cookery prepares beautiful New Orleans Creole cuisine and has a stunning courtyard patio. Located in the heart of the French Quarter, visit and try their chargrilled oysters, which is a classic New Orleans dish. 510 Toulouse St., (504) 5249632, neworleanscreolecookery.com
Neyow’s Creole Café is a true delight. This Creole, Black-owned business serves yummy Southern dishes such as wings, chargrilled oysters, crab claws, crawfish, and so much more. Celebrate New Orleans culture and cuisine at Neyow’s. 3332 Bienville St., (504) 827-5474, neworleans.neyows.com
Neyow’s XL is a fine dining and larger than life restaurant and steakhouse. Every bite from their amazing upscale menu is a fantastic treat. Regulars swear by their
pork chops and red snapper. Be sure to also order one of their craft cocktails. 3336 Bienville St., (504) 503-1081, xl.neyows.com
Nice Guys Nola combines New Orleans’ culinary traditions with exciting twists that impress all who visit. Enjoy plenty of mouthwatering dishes including seafood bread, tacos, and quesadillas. Try their delicious praline chicken & waffles for a sweet treat. 7910 Earhart Blvd., (504) 3022404, niceguysnola.com
Orleans Grapevine Wine Bar and Bistro serves delicious Creole cuisine and wine by the glass. The classic New Orleansstyle building is a relaxed gourmet dining destination. A must try is their risotto—a delicious, buttery, classic. 720 Orleans Ave., (504) 523-1930, orleansgrapevine.com
Short Stop Poboys has over 30 kinds of po-boys and is a must-try spot for those who are seasoned lovers, as well as newcomers, to the po-boy scene. Try their classic New Orleans roast beef poboy and experience a local favorite. 119 Transcontinental Dr., Metairie, (504) 885-4572, shortstoppoboysno.com
SEAFOOD
Blue Bayou Restaurant and Oyster Bar has everything from po-boys to pastas galore, as well as a delicious Cajun redfish dish. Their vibe and atmosphere is friendly and inviting. They also host fantastic live music performances. 717 Canal St., (504) 517-2653, bluebayourestaurantnola.com
Briquette Restaurant is an industrial-chic seafood restaurant that serves coastal dishes, including Louisiana redfish and half shell oysters. The crispy skin Faroe Island salmon is served with Gulf shrimp, jasmine rice, and sweet chili glazed butter. 701 S. Peters St., (504) 302-7496, briquette-nola.com
Drago’s Seafood Restaurant serves quality seafood at a good price, along with a lovely ambiance. Their lobsters are cooked to perfection, so order the Lobster Marco, which is stuffed with shrimp and mushrooms over a creamy angel hair pasta. Multiple Locations, dragosrestaurant.com
Legacy Kitchen’s Craft Tavern is a Southern seafood restaurant with a vast menu that has to be explored. With good vibes and an inviting atmosphere, you can get great brunch, po-boys, and gumbo. They have a lot of different craft breakfast dishes to enjoy. 700 Tchoupitoulas St. (504) 6132350, legacykitchen.com
Legacy Kitchen’s Tacklebox offers awesome seafood cuisine, including a divine charbroiled oyster dish. Their award-winning beignets are no joke and their $3 lunch only beers can’t be passed up. They are great for both tourists and locals. 817 Common St., (504) 827-1651, legacykitchen.com
SPIRITS WITH SPIRITS
French Quarter Encounters of the Haunted Kind
You don’t need a ghost tour or sixth sense to feel the resident souls as you walk the streets of this 300-year-old town, but have you ever been lucky enough to have a real encounter?
By Amy Kirk Duvosin
In the spirit of the season, here are a few true tales of the many souls who have reached out and touched someone here.
LAFITTE’S BLACKSMITH SHOP
941 Bourbon St. Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop is said to be one of the oldest structures used as a bar in the United States. Legend says it may have been used by the Lafitte brothers as a base for their smuggling operation.
“When I first moved to New Orleans in 1996, I was a singing cocktail waitress at Lafitte’s. Sometimes, I would stay after hours to clean up. I was usually alone downstairs while the owners and bartenders were upstairs counting the money. There were a few times I felt something cold on my neck, but only once did I have a true encounter. One night while sweeping up, I heard someone say, ‘Hey, Lesley.’ I stopped and looked around. There was no one there. A little while later, when the guys came down, I asked them why they were calling me. ‘We didn’t call your name,’ they said.”
NAPOLEON HOUSE
500 Chartres St.
Built in 1797, the building was owned by New Orleans mayor Nicholas Girod, who offered Napoleon Bonaparte residence there in 1821, but Napoleon died that same year in exile on St. Helena island.
According to Sales Manager Beth Sigur, “Several of us have repeatedly experienced locking up and then hearing knocking from the inside. We always end up unlocking the doors to check to see who was left behind, and there’s never anyone there.”
Manager Chris Montero has heard stories from the original owners, the Impastato family, who operated the building from 1914 to 2015. According to Montero, “Maria Impastato talked about an old lady that can be seen sweeping the balcony at sunset. Other people claim to have seen her too.”
Ghost hunters and investigators who have taken time to study the place say that “someone is sitting at the end of the bar constantly,” according to Sigur.
O’FLAHERTY’S BAR formerly at 508 Toulouse St.
This building is now occupied by New Orleans Creole Cookery, but Irishmen and musicians Danny and Patrick O’Flaherty owned and operated it as a bustling bar filled with Irish music from 1989 to 2005.
In 1806, twice-widowed Mary Wheaton lived there with her newest husband, Joseph Baptandiere, who soon entered a plaçage with a woman named Angelique. After one particularly emotional disagreement, Joseph choked Angelique and threw her from the balcony. While attempting to hide the body, Joseph was seen by a slave boy. Horrified, he went upstairs and hung himself.
According to Danny, “A few months after I took over the building, it seemed like things were always breaking and no equipment seemed to work. Bartenders complained about bottles flying off shelves and other strange occurrences. I knew the stories of Joseph and Angelique, so I decided to go upstairs one night and talk to Joseph. After all, I’m Irish, and we Irish believe in such things. I could feel his presence near me. It was
so cold. I said, ‘Joseph, we are not here to harm you. You must forgive yourself, so that we can enjoy this building. We only want to play Irish music. Can you leave us be?’ After this, things improved greatly.”
“Maybe five or six different times, when I sang the song ‘Red as a Rose,’ a woman would appear on the upstairs balcony,” Danny said. “That area was completely blocked off, and no one could get up there. Someone would ask me after the show, ‘Who was that woman watching from up there?’ I would have to assume it was Angelique.”
BACKSPACE BAR (FORMERLY EVELYN’S BAR)
139 Chartres St.
Here is a chilling tale by a newcomer who didn’t know this corner’s history but ended up finding out about it firsthand.
“When I first moved to New Orleans in 2008, I had a friend who was a bartender at Evelyn’s,” Chrissy said. “There was this shrine to Evelyn, the owner, Frank’s, deceased wife. Stuff would fall off the walls for no reason, and someone would say, ‘Oh, that’s just Evelyn.’ Frank was getting up there in age and was pretty feeble, so when Hurricane Gustav was heading here, he asked me and my friend to stay in the bar to protect it. ‘Eat and drink whatever you like.’ So we brought in air mattresses and hunkered down.
“This was my first hurricane, and I was not sleeping well,” Chrissy recalled. “One night when I awoke because of a really strange noise, I looked in its direction and I saw a bright red light that was kind of swirling, but it wasn’t illuminating anything around it. Then, there were these bright figures moving through the light. I was yelling to try to wake up my friend. When she finally woke up, I explained what I saw and said, ‘It must have been Evelyn?’ And she told me the story of the UpStairs Lounge tragedy, which I knew nothing about.’
Whether or not you believe in ghosts, you owe it to yourself to ask a bartender or resident in the French Quarter if they do. Chances are, they will have something spooky to share.
Bar Guide
Bourbon “O” Bar
730 Bourbon St.
504-523-2222
Buffa’s
1001 Esplanade Ave.
504-949-0038
Club 38
4132 Peters Rd.
504-366-7711
Crescent City Brewhouse
527 Decatur St.
504-522-0571
Evangeline
329 Decatur St.
504-373-4852
Fillmore
6 Canal St.
504-881-1555
High Grace NOLA
733 St. Peter St.
504-218-5649
House of Blues
225 Decatur St.
504-310-4999
Jazz Playhouse
300 Bourbon St.
504-553-2299
Lots a Luck Tavern
203 Homedale St.
504-483-0978
Martine’s Lounge 2347 Metairie Rd.
504-831-8637
NOLA Hookah Lounge 3219 Tulane Ave. Ste. 201
504-335-9622
Pal’s Lounge 949 N. Rendon St. 504-488-7257
Rick’s Cabaret 315 Bourbon St. 504-524-4222
Rivershack Tavern 3449 River Rd., 504-834-4938
largest oak dancefloors on Bourbon Street and order a 27 oz. mug of spiked sweet tea.
The Bourbon “O” Bar is the perfect French Quarter spot, right on Bourbon Street, offering great live music options every night as well as an excellent menu of fresh cocktails.
Since 1939, Buffa’s has served authentic New Orleans fare, spirits, and live music. Feast on Buffa’s award-winning bratwurst jambalaya. Open from 11 – 2 a.m. every day, with local music Wednesday through Monday.
Club 38 provides VIP treatment upon entry as part of their “Owners Club” to guests and elite members. Gamblers can relax with complimentary food and wine with the bar while in Boomtown Casino.
Enjoy live jazz performances, signature craft brews, and traditional Louisiana bites in the only microbrewery in the French Quarter. Crescent City Brewhouse offers courtyard and balcony dining.
Evangeline specializes in Cajun cuisine including fried alligator. They have craft beers by local breweries and fantastic cocktails, and their outdoor courtyard is the perfect place to sit back and relax.
The Fillmore is a 22,000 square foot space above Harrah’s Casino. The area hosts artists from all over the world, full-service productions, customizable menus, and creative cocktail packages.
Rosie’s on the Roof 1000 Magazine St. 504-528-1941
Saddle Bar 715 Bienville St. 504-313-1113
Sazerac House 101 Magazine St. 504-910-0100
The Jimani 141 Chartres St. 504-524-0493
The Metropolitan 310 Andrew Higgins Blvd. 504-568-1702
The Vintage 3121 Magazine St. 504-324-7144
Tropical Isle Multiple Locations 504-523-1927
High Grace NOLA is an upscale dive bar located in the heart of the French Quarter. The bar is open 24/7 and stocked with beers, wines, and seltzers. You can even enjoy beer/cocktail towers.
The House of Blues is a great hangout spot that hosts a variety of live music. The bar is rock and blues-themed and serves up delicious Southern dishes such as jambalaya and po-boys.
Located in the Royal Sonesta New Orleans hotel, The Jazz Playhouse offers an authentic NOLA jazz club experience. Enjoy small Creole bites, beer, wine, and lots of creative and delicious cocktails.
Lots a Luck is a laid-back neighborhood dive bar with bar games galore. They also often have special offers and events such as crawfish boils and trivia nights.
Fiendly service, fun vibes, and, of course, great drinks—there’s always something going on from trivia night to holiday celebrations. Enjoy a Bloody Mary, Irish coffee, and more out on their patio.
NOLA Hookah Lounge is a bar with a simple but stylish interior. Guests can look forward to their daily happy hour specials, as well as special events and watch parties.
Pal’s Lounge is a Mid-City dive bar that has been taken care of by the neighborhood since 2002. Pal’s is perfect for late nights as they stay open until 3 a.m. serving drinks and bites from food trucks.
Rick’s Cabaret is a three-story strip club adorned with entertainers, cocktails, and a burlesque-inspired VIP room, perfect for a celebratory evening or a private dance.
Serving tavern food and a variety of drinks on River Road, Rivershack Tavern is a quirky location with live music and entertaining decor.
Located atop the Higgins Hotel, Rosie’s on the Roof offers a full service bar, small bites, and an unmatched view of the city. Elegance meets comfort in this WWII Americana-themed rooftop lounge.
Saddle Bar is a country bar that has two stories, premium whiskies, a dance floor, and much more. Instead of a mechanical bull, guests can take a ride on Randy, the biggest "cock" in NOLA.
The Sazerac House is the quintessential place to experience one of New Orleans’ most famous cocktails—the Sazerac. This museum offers tours that educate guests about the cocktail’s history.
The Jimani is a great late-night spot for food, drinks, and hanging out during a big sports event. In addition to many different beers, the kitchen is open till 4 a.m.
The Metro is the spot for premier nightlife in New Orleans. This two-story nightclub offers great DJ performances, multiple bars, and convenient VIP service. Escape the stress of reality and dance the night away.
Indulge in the best of New Orleans’ bubbles and bites at The Vintage with a menu of gourmet beignets, bar bites, coffee, wine, and signature cocktails, Try a mix of sips with a Bitter Good Morning, a boozy cold brew, or Espresso Yourself.
Tropical Isle is a bar chain beloved by locals and tourists alike. They have a fun atmosphere and great music, but their drinks are incredible too. Try a famous Hand Grenade or a Shark Attack.
QU EEN PAIN OF
An Interview With Dominatrix Mistress Genevieve
The screams emanating from Mistress Genevieve’s dungeon should not warrant concern.
By Emily Hingle
In fact, the recipient of her torture is a paying customer who sought her out for painful play for the pleasure it conjures somewhere deep within them. Professional dominatrix
Mistress Genevieve is happy to provide hardcore thrill-seekers with electrifying, yet discreet, fetish services that will tickle their every fancy.
One may wonder how someone gets into domination as a career. “There must have been something in the water,” Mistress Genevieve said as she listed the numerous schoolmates who also found themselves in sex work and BDSM culture. “I was a Gen X kid. I grew up with it on MTV.”
She listed John Cougar Mellencamp’s “Hurt So Good,” Depeche Mode’s “Master and Servant,” Devo’s “Whip It,” and AC/DC’s “Mistress For Christmas” as popular songs that introduced her to whips, chains, and the excitement of pain. “I had run away from home, and I was stripping in nude bars and using the back rooms. I was introduced to a professional dominatrix that was a friend of my roommate. All parts of my life merged. It just became a career.”
The mistress pointed to a particular session, her very first one, where she realized that she had a gift for commanding submission. She recounted, “All the guys that worked there were lined up in the hall, and they watched on the monitors in the fantasy room. I had a guy standing in a bucket
of ice tied to something that was up on the wall that I didn’t even know was there when I went in. By the end of it, they were applauding. They were floored.”
Mistress Genevieve is a native Houstonian who settled in New Orleans a few years before Hurricane Katrina and returned after because of a sense of connection. “I had a history here,” she said. “My great grandmothers on my mom and dad’s side—they lived here. Then, I found out my mother said I was conceived on the floor of Big Daddy’s while my mom and dad were hitchhiking, and I ended up working there.”
Due to the extreme nature of the domination play, proper equipment housed in a private room is necessary. Mistress Genevieve has crafted a dungeon where people of all sorts come to receive her special services or to rent the dungeon to create their own fantasy. Most of the clients are men, but couples are common as well. “Sometimes the women are there to dominate their husbands with me. Sometimes it’s to sub to both their partner and myself. Sometimes it’s for their partner to watch them being dominated. And sometimes it’s for them to watch me dominate their partner. Sometimes it’s just educational, spending an hour with them showing them stuff and then leaving them alone for an hour.”
Implements of pain and pleasure line the walls and the furniture pieces feature restraints that keep their hostage secure in any number of positions. When asked why her clients desire to be flogged, humiliated, tied up, and dominated, she simply replied, “Undivided attention.”
“Whether that’s dressing them up like a girl or spanking, men don’t often receive a lot of attention during sex,” she observed. “Women are usually the focal point. It’s most often attention. You are 100% focused on them.”
Exploring the vast, nuanced realm of sadomasochism begins with learning about yourself, and
it continues with excellent communication between all parties involved. Mistress Genevieve advised to “[s]tart a journal. Start getting to know yourself first so you can communicate to someone else what you’re scared of, what turns you on, what makes you excited but you’re scared of it, and be able to communicate. Otherwise, you could go in without having done self-reflection, and you could find out the thing that you think you want, you don’t. The thing that you think you want, you want the threat of, but you don’t want the act of. You need to be able to communicate the subtle nuances that make you excited.”
The mistress likened blindly going into a BDSM session and not really knowing what you want to experience akin to having stereo instructions in a language you don’t know.
“You think you’re hitting the ‘on’ button, but the whole time you’re hitting the ‘off’ button. You need to negotiate and be clear about who you are and what you need because we need to be on the same page.”
Mistress Genevieve offers a wide range of services from bondage and whipping to hypno-play and cross-dressing with full face makeovers. There’s one act of torture that she loves inflicting more than any others.
“I’m not going to let you get out of tickling. If they forget to tell me no tickling, we’re going to wheel and deal. It’s non-harm, and it’s not pain. So if you forget to tell me that one in session, I’m going to try and play with you.”
Curious parties and experienced players alike are welcome to peruse Mistress Genevieve’s website at msgenevieve.com to learn more about her fascinating work. She does have a word of warning for anyone thinking that they can turn the tables on her, however. “If you’re getting out of line, giving me a hard time, I’ll kick you out. I know everything in the room, and everything in the room causes a lot of pain. You don’t know if there’s a cattle prod in the corner.”
HALLOWEEN IN THE BIG EASY
Frightful Films Edition
Baby
Happy Death Day even inspired by the New Orleans Baby Cakes mascot
By Matt Hanson
Now that Halloween is here, our beloved city will no doubt be even more spooky than usual, where life and death infamously like to mix— especially on screen.
For a place where people proudly dance at funerals, why not take a break from all the morbid revelry and enjoy some sacri-licious flicks that explore the various ways and means of cheating death? Here is a list of some subversive, spooktacular Halloween selections, shot locally over several decades, that might make you shiver with laughter and/or fear, depending on your mood.
ANGEL HEART
Mickey Rourke is at his seedy prime as gumshoe Harry Angel from ‘40s era New York in this supernatural noir horror. An old crooner’s legacy is part of the superb soundtrack and the MacGuffin that sends him down to New Orleans, with Magazine Street done over in sepia tones. The seething humidity is practically palpable. Harry meets a diabolically suave Robert DeNiro—who eats an egg in the most menacing possible way— in the St. Alphonsus Church in the Lower Garden District, scurries through Jackson Square, and falls hard for earthy Lisa Bonet. Her character grew up on a former plantation in Thibodeaux and committedly participates in a Haitian Voodoo ceremony. Their intense sex scene happens in a haunted room on Royal Street that scandalized the censors, who initially slapped the film with an X rating. It even caused an outraged Bill Cosby to kick Bonet off his show, a decision that has aged even worse over time.
HAPPY DEATH DAY
Filmed almost entirely on Loyola University’s campus, with a nod to the sorority house around the corner, this horror/comedy surprise hit takes up the intriguing premise of “Scream meets Groundhog Day.” Tree, played with spunky charm by Jessica Rothe, wakes up from birthday debauchery in a stranger’s bed. After doing the walk of shame, she heads back to her sorority house around the corner to face a bitter roommate. Later that night, she ends up being murdered on campus by a black-clad villain in a dementedly smiling baby mask—which, apparently, warranted a copyright lawsuit from the Baby Cakes. When Tree perpetually wakes up in the same bed, all the events of the day repeat themselves, and she realizes something’s up. No helpless “final girl” as with most traditional horror film tropes, our empowered heroine sleuths her way into figuring out who her murderer is, while wearing a Dumpstafunk shirt, and even enjoys a satisfying resolution.
HELL BABY
Interview with the Vampire
Interview with the Vampire
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
Angel Heart
The screwy brain trust behind Reno 911! and The State—Thomas J Lennon and Robert Ben Garant—wrote, directed, and appeared in Hell Baby, a combination of horror and ribald farce that is more funny than scary. Naïve married newbies expecting twins, Rob Corddry from The Daily Show and Leslie Bibb from Popular, move into a dilapidated home—the Lower Garden District’s Urbania House. Worse, one of the couple’s cute little bundles of joy turns out to be a demon spawn. The great Keegan-Michael Key is the wacky neighbor, even sporting a WWOZ shirt, popping in through the window to explain why it’s known as “The House of Blood.” Fun cameos abound: Michael Ian Black as an ill-fated doctor, comedians Rob Heubel and Paul Scheer as nonchalant NOPD officers, and Kumail Nanjiani as a flustered cable guy. Lennon and Garant are chain smoking priests and the ineptest exorcists ever. The gang also loudly pigs out at Domilise’s. If you’re down for gratuitous nudity, gory slapstick, blowjob jokes with the undead, and a soupçon of gentrification satire, then this is the movie for you.
This list wouldn’t be complete without this lush, century-hopping adaptation of the bestselling debut novel from Anne Rice, a grande dame of New Orleans literary history if ever there was one. Bravo to Tom Cruise playing against type as the sensually corrupt Lestat, tantalizing Brad Pitt’s conflicted Louis with the diabolically intriguing concept that it’s cool to gleefully live off sucking the blood of others. The erotic subtext is quite overt indeed as it plays out in elegantly decaying mansions including the Destrehan Plantation, or in Lafayette Cemetery. Louis wistfully takes in a celluloid sunrise at the old Thalia Theatre on Coliseum Street. The movie wasn’t nominated for an Oscar for Best Art Direction for nothing. Decadent undead French aristocrats in elegant evening clothes discovering the amorality of immortality—sure sounds like Halloween in NOLA.
J.D.’S REVENGE
Mixing blaxploitation with supernatural horror, this far-out, low budget ‘70s flick stars two actors who would go on to make names for themselves on both stage and screen. Glynn Thurman, perhaps best known as Mayor Royce in The Wire, stars as a haunted young man named Isaac suddenly possessed by the angry, cocky spirit of a ‘40s era gangster who died prematurely from a nasty runin with a rival in a meat locker. Lou Gossett Jr., the first ever Black man to win an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, is the shady reverend whose fate is entangled with Isaac’s. Clearly shot on location in the Quarter, including a sleazy Bourbon Street strip club in all its funky, ‘70s glory, the movie also has a poignant scene on the St. Charles streetcar added for good measure. The film is splashy, trashy fun with groovy dance breaks and nubile babes aplenty. Yet, there is also a subtle critique of the corrosive effect that the genre’s hypermasculine superfly tropes can have.
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Joker: Folie à Deux
Director and co-writer Todd Phillips follows up his Oscar-winning 2019 blockbuster Joker with the flawed but daring musical Joker: Folie à Deux. Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) is in a mental hospital after the events of the first film and awaiting trial for several counts of murder. He develops a connection with fellow mental patient Lee (Lady Gaga). Arthur, revealed to have an active fantasy life in the first movie, starts constructing musical numbers in his head with his new paramour.
While Phillips does not play it safe, that does not mean the film is flawlessly executed. It rambles a bit (139-minute running time) and sometimes spends a little too much time rehashing the events of the first film. There are also a few moments in the courtroom that strain credulity, to put it mildly.
However, there’s a lot that’s either admirable or interesting about the film. Phoenix, who won an Oscar his first time in the role, remains terrific. He is utterly convincing as a man who has been completely hollowed out by life, mental illness, and his own choices. Hildur Guodnadóttir also won an Oscar for her score in the first film, and her work is excellent here, too. Brendan Gleeson also does a good job of capturing the smiling malevolence of the
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chief guard at the mental institution. There is also some interesting meta commentary about the sometimes toxic nature of fandom when Arthur meets and is unsettled by some of his fans. The movie also acknowledges the effects violence has on survivors. Original cast members Zazie Beetz and Leigh Gill are also affecting in their courtroom scenes.
It’s unclear what audiences will make of this. Phillips and Phoenix’s Joker is not like Burton or Nolan’s Joker. He’s fundamentally a pathetic, if still dangerous, figure. He is not a supervillain or mastermind here. Audiences may run out of patience waiting for a more conventional superhero story to emerge. Phillips may not get a chance to make another film in this series, but if he doesn’t, at least he can say he went out swinging. —Fritz Esker
The Outrun
Tt one point in The Outrun, raging alcoholic Rona says to a fellow rehab member, “I can’t be happy sober.” That perfectly encapsulates how hard it is for an addict to get straight.
Rona is played by ever reliable Saoirse Ronan in yet another incredible performance.
with her boyfriend Daynin (Paapa Essiedu). In an attempt to get her life in order, she returns to Orkney Islands in Scotland where her separated parents both still reside. It’s an uphill battle for Rona, since her mom (Saskia Reeves) has found religion and her dad (Stephen Dillane) suffers from bipolar disorder.
Ronan makes you care for this character, who is struggling with this disease, even when you get angry by her violent drunken outbursts. This is an Oscar worthy performance.
Because of her hard partying while living in London, Rona destroys her relationship
The Outrun is directed by Nora Fingscheidt and loosely based on a memoir by Scottish journalist and author Amy Liptrot. Fingscheidt and Liptrot collaborated on the screenplay and concocted the screen story with Daisy Lewis. Their film is presented in a nonlinear style, and, occasionally, it’s confusing as to where we are—the past or present. This confusion, however, reflects the main character, as she is often in a drunken haze. As the movie progresses, we are mostly in the present, like it is stability setting in. —David
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Halloween, Real and Imagined
here is so much to alarm and frighten us these days that Halloween seems rather irrelevant, at least in the “boo” sense. As a kid, it had an aura of spookiness with a heavy dash of supernatural drama. Yet today, it seems more like a costume party with sugary treats. There is nothing wrong with an excuse to create wardrobes celebrating mirth and magic. I am always game for a bag of candy corn and a marathon binge of Twilight Zone reruns.
In reality, “things that go bump in the night” are the chronic sounds of distant gunfire. I’ve always enjoyed a good Stephen King book for that “too scared to breathe” adrenaline rush, but my newspaper now competes daily with the masters of horror. H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allen Poe couldn’t make up stuff as jaw
storm gave me is now like a bad drug. The exhilaration is quickly replaced by a reality check. The stakes are high and, each year, attaining some kind of control over the outcome of a hit is diminishing. The oceans are rising and the grounds are sinking. Temperatures are climbing as fast as our insurance premiums.
Why am I all gloom and doom? Well, I am supposed to write about Halloween. Heck, it’s that time of the year and scary stuff is what folks want to play with. Haunted houses, horror movies, witches, devils, and vampires—all big money and big fun. I get it.
Creative juices crank up and fabulous costumes and decorations abound. It ain’t just for the kiddies anymore—grownups have pretty much appropriated this holiday.
“Something wicked this way comes.”
–William Shakespeare, MacbethI
is a perfect example. depicted climate change in its 1961 episode “Midnight Sun.” In King’s novels, the boogeyman is the personification House of Cards could be a blueprint for any number of governments
Lately, the rush that an approaching
The point is Halloween gets me to thinking of everything that’s scary and not just the fun things such as dressing goth, watching Interview with a Vampire, and eating more candy corn (love this orange, brown, and yellow sugar naughtiness). There is a world of fright out there. We have entered a “house of horrors” that may or may not have an exit. Regardless of whom the world leaders will be in the next couple of years, we have already allowed ourselves to be inside a place of danger. The bumper car rides at this “not so amusing” amusement park are fast moving and reckless. We have been reckless in our collective apathy.
I find it easy to stand on my recycle bin soap box, pontificate, and wag my finger, but I must do more to be “in that number” that makes an improvement. It often feels fruitless. Can an individual really affect change? I feel like I am screaming into the wind—but perhaps if my voice reaches one person of like mind and together we join in on volunteer efforts to “get out the vote,” rescue a cat, plant a tree, feed the hungry, visit a nursing home, and stop buying plastic water bottles. Maybe then some small effort will gain momentum. Take for example the TNR programs that humanely trap feral cats to spay/neuter, tip their ears to signify they are “fixed,” and return them to where they were living, with neighbors or volunteers to provide food/water for them. This has a huge impact on the overpopulation of feral cats. One, just one, feline can birth three to four litters annually, with four to six kittens each time. Do the math. Rescue one cat from a lifetime of breeding and you have spared her and the community a bunch of grief.
Exponentially, one positive act can influence change. We might feel like we are one person, but we have the power to create and inspire an army of energy for change for progress. Maybe we can reign in the monsters and find our way safely out of the “house of horrors.”
Whistle while you work / MacArthur is a jerk / Eisenhower has the power / Taft will never work” was a childhood street chant from my wasted, lost, and ill-spent youth. That should give you a glimpse of how long ago that politics have been invading my confused and flummoxed aura. It’s scary. In my quiet reflective moments, somehow, I see a parade, a procession, a pageant (in costume) of past elected officials dancing toward the center ring under the big top, complete with short statured clowns on little fire engines, elephants with shimmering turbans, and tall blond ladies in pink tights. I can cite a plethora of them; however, it’s the presidents that bring on my cold sweat, goose bumpy angst.
I was a little late for Franklin D., who muscled his way into 12 years of office. It’s rumored that he allowed Pearl Harbor so that he could spring us from isolation into a full-scale world war for personal reasons. He was also responsible for forced internment of Japanese American citizens. Nothing new. Previous presidents did it to Native Americans and African abductees.
Followed by “Give ‘em Hell” Harry S. Truman (the "S" doesn’t stand for anything). He got the tail end and took over from FDR when FDR died in the second month of his fourth term, inheriting WWII and stepping up as vice president and went on to win a term of his own.
Ike came back and gave us interstate roads and warned of the takeover of America by the military-industrial complex. Incidentally, Joe McCarthy, the senator and ring leader of the Red Scare that blackballed suspected
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commies, was squeezed in there, to their discredit (he never did catch a single spy and was censured by the Senate).
Then comes JFK, shot during the assassination period (RFK, MLK), followed by LBJ (who stepped down), “Tricky Dick” Nixon (who quit), Gerald Ford (who only served three years), peanut farmer Jimmy Carter (best of the bunch, if you ask me), Ronald Reagan (senile), Daddy George Bush (one term), and Bill Clinton, who was almost impeached because of some in-the-closet activity. George Jr. came next (who seems really harmless about now), Barack, Donald, and now Joe. Whew.
“It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.”
–ShirleyMacLaine
that call themselves citizens and are really spoiled children guarding their corner of the sandbox, while being watched after and spoiled by people that swindle them out of their hard-earned money and laugh all the way to the bank at their expense.
Fiorello LaGuardia, Mayor of New York City from 1934-1946
Now we come to how laws are made and how any of those elected yahoos are influenced—money. Period. Yes, I’m here to tell you that from city inspectors to bill collectors and all the way to the highest offices, somebody gets/wants to be greased. Oh, it may be a plum appointment, a campaign contribution, trip to the Bahamas, a betrayal, or retribution. If you want to know how things are getting done, follow the money.
However, that’s not completely true. Some people go into politics for honest altruistic reasons.
All these guys, in my lifetime, stood at the fan as the feces were being distributed (some were catching and some throwing the stuff), all the while they were being subjected to the downward command chain replete with constituents and fellow elected officials vying for an ear to express their views and concerns. Some telling truths that were not listened to and some telling lies that were. It appears to me that you’d have to be certifiably insane to want to be commanderin-chief of this nation of certifiable wing nuts
With the president is his vice president, advisors, councilors, chief of staff, press prevaricators, his cabinet members, spouse, chef, barber, interns, personal physicians, and the person who shines their shoes. The president is the most powerful politician in the free world (so they say). Except, the president must please 100 members of Congress, 435 in the House of Representatives, and the rest of the legislative, executive, and judicial branch talking heads. Just imagining that gives me a headache.
Then consider governors, mayors, city council members, law enforcement, the IRS, court systems (from Supreme on down to Traffic), lawyers (prosecutors and defenders), and the person who can tell you “where you got your shoes.” Everyone wants a piece of the action.
“Politics is very much like taxes— everybody is against them, or everybody is for them as long as they don’t apply to them.”
“Because of one plain simple rule. Love thy neighbor, and in this world today of great hatred, a man that knows that rule has a great trust.”
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, 1939
I have empathy and compassion for those selfless individuals, the ones who brave the tide of mendacity, corruption, and deceit. The ones who won’t take a bribe or a dive. They’re the real contenders for an honest, open, and caring society. The ones who take a beating for not bowing down, the ones who stand up for the little guy and that advocate for social justice and equality. They’re the ones that want the best for you, even though you might not behave like you’re worth it.
Those are the people to vote for. The softies, not the bullies, and it’s all about that. It really is. Mean people suck, and I personally don’t want any of them to have the power over you or me. There’s enough “hate goin’ round tryin’ to break our hearts / We’ve got to, I’ve got to stop it before it goes too far.” —Stevie Wonder, “Love’s in Need of Love Today”
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