SPRING 2025
NEW PRODUCT CATALOG
Thanks for ten years of laughs.
And here’s to ten more!
There’s nothing we love more than whipping up charming and humorous gifts… except maybe throwing a party in our honor.
There was even a tiny pin-up girl inside the cake.
(Like every good tenth birthday party has these days.)
We hope these 55 new products really get the party started in your stores and on the streets.
Pulp Friction Match Books
Match Books: Vintage-style matchboxes inspired by pulp fiction paperback novels. Six styles; sold in 4-packs. Match box size: 2 ⅛″ W × 3 ⅝″ H × 3⁄ 5″ D.
Wherever fine books are sold…
You’ll be sure to find our Pulp Friction Match Books.
Inspired by the covers of mid-century pulp fiction novels, these little beauties are sure to scandalize—in a good way! And with even more humor on the back cover, there’s plenty to read when you’re on the toilet.
THE REVIEWS ARE IN
“These matchbooks drove me to a life of petty crime!”
LIZ G. SACRAMENDE, CA
“I used these matches to commit my very first arson in style.”
TOM B. ’LUMBUS, OHIO
LEFT ALONE
GINGER’S REVENGE GIRL GANG
Pulp Friction Match Books
Counter-Top Display Box
Receive this sturdy display box when you order all six styles and watch as our Pulp Friction Match Books become your next bestseller. Display box dimensions:
6 ⅝″ W × 7 ¾″ D × 14″ H. Holds 4 units each of all 6 available styles.
PF-DISP
OldSchool Lip Balm Tins
VANILLA FLAVOR
Problem: It’s difficult keeping your lips moisturized with all the boring lip balms available on the market today. Solution: Whiskey River Old-School Lip Balm Tins. Problem solved.
Old-School
Lip Balm
Tins:
Made-in-USA lip balm slider tins. Tin size: 2″ W × ⅜″ D × 1″ H. Five different natural flavors. Sold in 4-packs or by collection. Counter-top display available.
SCAN HERE SHOP THE OLD-SCHOOL LIP BALM TIN COLLECTION
CHERRY FLAVOR
MINT FLAVOR
CHERRY FLAVOR
VANILLA FLAVOR
MINT FLAVOR
VANILLA FLAVOR
WTF Candles
Our 100% soy wax candles aren’t the most polite on the shelf, but as we all know, they won’t stay on the shelf for long. Like it or leave it, profanity is fuckin’ hot. So buy these precious and delicious-smelling pastel candles featuring your grandma’s favorite curse words!
WTF Candles: Soy wax candle. Burn time: 40 hours.
Size: 2 ¾″ D × 3 ½″ H. Net weight: 6.5 ounces. Sold in 4-packs.
I’LL CUT A BITCH
SINGAPORE SLING SCENT
SHOP THE COLLECTION
I WISH A MF WOULD SPICY MARGARITA SCENT
SHIT’S FUCKED DOUBLE GREY GOOSE SCENT
FUCK MY LIFE EVERCLEAR & SOY MILK SCENT
CALM THE FUCK DOWN CHARDONNAY OVER ICE SCENT
WT20-C
WT17-C
WT18-C
WT19-C
WTF Candle Air Fresheners
What the actual fuck is that smell? Who gives a shit. Just cover it up with one of our colorful air fresheners, complete with your favorite four-letter words. (Except for the one that isn’t.)
WTF Air Fresheners: 10 different curse word candle air fresheners with unique scents. Air freshener size: 2 ¾″ W × 4″ H. Package size: 4″ W × 6″ H. Double-sided, full-color. Sold in packs of 4.
FUCKING SHIT UP
RUM PUNCH SCENT
WT12-F
SHOP THE COLLECTION
I DON’T KNOW SHIT TROPICAL IPA SCENT
BITCH, PLEASE RUSTY NAIL SCENT
A REAL BADASS GIN MARTINI SCENT
FUCK CANCER STRAWBERRY FROSÉ SCENT
WT15-F
WT13-F
WT10-F
WT9-F
Duo Candle Air Fresheners
Know what stinks? Not you!
Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills… hopefully. (You still have to occasionally bathe, you know.)
Air Fresheners:
Designed-in-USA candle air fresheners with scents based on the original candle.
Air freshener size: 3 ½″ W × 3″ H. Package size: 5 ½″ W × 6 ½″ H. Double-sided, full-color. Sold in packs of 4.
SHOP THE COLLECTION
“Really got the stink out of my fridge.” J. DAHMER
FREE CANDY SCENT
GARDEN OF EDEN SCENT
TIE DYE DREAMS SCENT
GAR-F
BOS-F
HCX-F
BOU-F
ALMOST LOUIS VUITTON SCENT
“Smells better than last night’s supper.” J. HENRY
HOT MOMS FRESH FRUIT SCENT
FERMENTED GRAPES SCENT
RASPBERRY BERET SCENT
YOU’RE A PEACH SCENT
DUO CANDLE AIR FRESHENERS
A candle for every mood…
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Soap & Candles
They’re the original party starter. Need we say more? Didn’t think so.
Classic Soap Bars:
Handmade vegan soap designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Dimensions: 3 ½″ L × 2 ¾″ W × 1″ H.
Sold in 4-packs.
Duo Candles:
Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Dimensions: 4″ D × 2 ½″ H.
Burn time: 60 hours. Sold in 3-packs.
SHOP THE COLLECTION
KINDER KIWI SCENT
D I shouldn’t
D Have
D To say this
SOAP DBD-S
Don’t Be a Dick
CANDLE DBD-C
BOXED WINE SCENT
D Work.
D Eat.
D Sleep. Repeat.
SOAP LTD-S
Living the Dream
CANDLE LTD-C
Grapes & olives
Cheese & crackers D Chardonnay & Sprite SOAP GRL-S
FRUIT CUP SCENT
Kind of a Big Deal
D VIP Scent
D Attracts attention
D As awesome as you
SOAP KBD-S
CANDLE KBD-C
NEGRONI ON ICE SCENT
D My spirit animal
D Always there for me
D Don’t judge
My Black Leggings
CANDLE MBL-C
SOAP MBL-S
DRY SHAMPOO SCENT
BEARD OIL SCENT
D The “hot guy” D Now promoted to: D D.I.L.F. status
SOAP MBD-S
CANDLE MBD-C
Red Flags
BIG RED SCENT
D Raging jealousy
D In-between jobs
D No teeth
SOAP RFL-S
CANDLE RFL-C
Terms & Conditions
ORDER MINIMUMS:
Opening order: $200
Re-orders: $150
PAYMENT TERMS:
New accounts: Prepaid via check, money order, cash, or credit card. Established accounts: Net 30 upon approval. Credit references must be submitted at time of request.
CONDITIONS OF CREDIT:
All orders must be paid no later than 30 days from date shipped. A credit limit will be placed on your account. If your account exceeds this limit, pre-payment may be required. Customer shall pay Whiskey River Soap Company all costs, expenses, legal and collection fees as incurred in enforcing the terms and conditions as allowed by law. Whiskey River Soap Company reserves the right to revoke credit terms after 3 late payments.
PAYMENT:
Company check, money order, cash, credit card, PayPal, or ACH bank transfers.
CANCELLATIONS:
Orders may be canceled at any time. For orders already completed and ready to ship at the time of cancellation, a 25% restocking fee will be charged.
SHIPPING:
Domestic orders shipped via UPS Ground unless otherwise specified. Fantasy Destination Jigsaw Puzzles are excluded from free or discounted freight promotions. Freight charges will be determined at time of shipping and will be added to each invoice. All domestic freight charges are capped at 15% of the wholesale order total. All shipments will be charged the actual freight cost of the order(s). Rates and service subject to change at any time at the sole discretion of Whiskey River Soap Company.
CLAIMS:
Any claims for damaged or misshipped items must be made within 7 days of receipt of merchandise by notifying your sales rep. Claims must be supported with photos of product, tracking number, and outer carton.
RETURNS:
Returns are not accepted for any merchandise unless items are damaged or mis-shipped. For damaged or mis-shipped items, a return authorization number is required and must appear on all related correspondence. All returned merchandise must be received within 30 days of receipt of merchandise and be in 100% resalable condition for credit. A 25% restocking fee will be deducted for items received in poor condition and/or received
beyond the 30-day return window. Return freight is the responsibility of the customer and must be prepaid by the customer, except in case of mis-shipped merchandise.
PRICING:
All prices are subject to the real object and may change without notice. This catalog and corresponding order form’s pricing supersedes all others. Current prices are effective from January 1, 2025.
A NOTE ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS:
Soap and candles are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque. All our soaps and candles are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation.
INGREDIENTS:
Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like glitter. The basic ingredients (printed on each label) are: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, and fragrance.
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