From maxing out my credit cards to the petty family drama, there’s nothing I love more than the holiday season. In fact, I can’t wait to make a bloody fool out of myself in front of friends and family alike after drinking a whole pitcher of spiked egg nog. But don’t get me wrong or anything, I also want a shit ton of presents this year.
I deserve it! Ask Santa.
FA LA LA LA FAMILY
INTOXICATING MAI TAI SCENT
S-FAMILY
Holiday Soap Collection: 4 units of each soap; 16 total soap bars. Ships in counter-top display box.
PLEASING WOOD SCENT
12-ounce hand-poured soy wax candles in paint cans designed with mid-century style labels. Candle can size: 3 ¼″ D × 3 ⅞″ H. Burn time: 50 hours. Sold in 3-packs.
Once again, we have our best-selling classic soaps and uno candles available for limited-time holiday sales. Stock up, because these babies go fast!
Sleeeeigh!
SLEIGH ALL DAY
RUMCHATA HOT COCOA SCENT
DI’m so clever
DI saw it on a meme
DSlaaaaay!
SOAP SLE-S
CANDLE SLE-C
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
APPLE PIE MOONSHINE SCENT
DParty season!
DI’ll play Santa this year
DSanta likes Bourbon now
SOAP CHR-S
CANDLE CHR-C
RUM PUNCH SCENT
DStill watches Seinfeld, too
DIncreases physical strength
DMatches the aluminum pole
SOAP FES-S
FUCKING CHRISTMAS. MISTLETOE & AMBIEN SCENT
D Helps spread cynicism
D For like-minded souls
D Pass me the Ambien
SOAP FUC-S
GARDEN VARIETY MINT SCENT
DCould have been worse
DIt was either this or toe socks
DUSED toe socks
SOAP GEN-S
CANDLE GEN-C
PEPPERMINT STICK SCENT
DHo
DHo
DHo
SOAP HOH-S
CANDLE HOH-C
VODKA CRANBERRY SCENT
DSomebody has to do it
DHolidays are a free pass
DIt’s go time
SOAP NAU-S
CANDLE NAU-C
TBH GIFT TAG STICKERS
It’s now easier than ever to give your gifts an extra dose of… honesty. Not a huge fan of the holiday season? Got beef with your gift’s intended recipient? Did your shopping at 7/11? Say so with TBH gift tag stickers!
Two 8-sticker sheets with header card.
Sticker sheet size: 5″ × 9 ½″. Full-color. Sold in 8-packs.
TBH 2 GIFT TAG STICKERS
Holiday Pencil Sets: 8-pack of standard No. 2 pencils made in the USA. Box size: 7 ½″ H × 2 ½″ W. Sold in 4-packs.
Holiday Pen Sets: 3-pack of black ink pens. Box size: 6 ¼″ H × 2″ W. Sold in 4-packs.
100% soy wax scented with fragrance oils. Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns.
“Emergency Ambiance” matchbook included under lid. Stainless steel tin size: 3 ⅛″ D × 1 ⅛″ H. Sold in 4-packs.
SHOP ALL HOLIDAY