Wire Magazine Issue #17, 2011: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Fighting for GLBT Equality

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ALL WIRED UP

BY THOMAS BARKER

WHERE YOU @ GEN Y? One of the things I love most about living in South Beach is that there is always something to do. Between cocktailing with friends, checking out the latest fashions at the opening of a hot new clothing boutique, and the sensational nightlife, it is sometimes difficult to remember that the rest of the world exist!

This is a thought that crossed my mind, while conversing with Miami Beach Mayor Matti Bower at a recent fundraising event. It seems that many people of my generation – Gen Y – are typically so focused on living the glamorous life that we tend to forget that there is a big, scary world out there beyond the security of our multimillion dollar condo buildings, high-end eateries, and GLBT friendly bubble.

As a result, many of us don’t take the time to focus on political issues that affect our equality on a state and national level. Sure, Miami Beach – and South Florida for that matter – serves as the poster child for cities that have gone above and beyond to protect the gay community; but, what about the hundreds of thousands more of us around the world, who have to live in terror of discrimination or of being targeted for something as simple as our sexuality?

As someone who regularly attends City Committee Meetings, various GLBT rights organization fundraising events, and political rallies, I am always surprised by

the lack of support by Gen Y, especially since members of our generation are making headlines by committing suicide, being attacked, or even killed for their sexuality.

GLBT bullying, harassment, or discrimination in the public school system!

Not only was I shocked that someone could even come up with such an openly discriminatory piece of legislation, but was also blown away by the fact that it passed a committee in the Tennessee State Senate, and is on its way to be voted on by the Senate!

This past week, I was forwarded a video of 22-year old Chrissy Lee Polis, a Baltimore transgendered woman, being beaten and dragged across a local McDonalds by a 14-year old girl and her 18-year old counterpart – simply because Chrissy wanted to use the restroom. The video was taken by a McDonald’s employee, and while Chrissy’s screams for help went unacknowledged, a number of McDonald’s employees cackled, hooted, hollered, and screamed for more.

You’ve got to be kidding me!

In this week’s issue of Wire Magazine, we have dedicated our cover story to someone who has not only been a straight ally of our community, but also a champion when it comes to our issues. From the moment Congresswoman and newly appointed DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was elected to office 18 years ago, she has dedicated an incredible amount of time to protecting our rights, fighting for equality, and putting her political career on the line to do what is right!

The video ends with Chrissy seizing on the floor, while McDonalds employees scream for the attackers to leave before the police arrive, so they don’t get caught. Luckily, Chrissy survived the attack, and the State of Maryland is strongly considering to prosecute the attackers with a hate crime.

In another part of the United States, Tennessee to be exact, hundreds of gay families are gearing up to battle a proposed piece of legislation, dubbed the ‘don’t say gay’ bill, which would mandate that before ninth grade, teachers not “provide any instruction or material that discusses sexual orientation other than heterosexuality.”

On Friday, May 20th from 6 p.m. to 9:30 p.m., SAVE Dade will host The Champions of Equality Awards in honor of Congresswoman Wasserman-Schultz, The ACLU, and Greenberg Traurig LLP for their incredible work.

I hope that you will come out and show your support of SAVE Dade and the award recipients. It is organizations and people like this that work the frontlines to fight for our rights!

To make matters worse, the bill would prevent teachers from addressing issues related to gay teens and gay families, meaning that there would be no protection against

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It is that zeal, and no little bit of lobbyist influence, driving the state and GOP legislators specifically, toward the idea of contacting private companies to run a good percentage of the state’s overcrowded, under-performing prisons -- notably South Florida prisons.

In making their argument, proponents of the plan -- which is still largely in the works-- cite the cost advantages of privatization, since the plan is being shopped around as one of Tallahassee’s costcutting measure in light of the current economic state.

And one of the arguments opponents make is totally laughable. The most strident members of the opposition -- primarily the media -- like to claim that privatization will result in abuse and neglect of the prison population. It’s this debate’s version of the “starve granny” campaign that opponents have employed for generations when government tries to rein in entitlement expenditures. Not only do I not equate private prison management with increased abuse of prisoners, but I also can’t help but think that Florida’s felons have it a lot easier than a lot of non-criminals in the state. No one is offering to pay for our healthcare and college education.

What really leaves me undecided on the issue is cost. Supporters claim that the plan would save seven percent or so on annual prison expenses. However, there is scant little evidence to support the assertion. While it seems self-evident that privatization would decrease costs (historically, it almost always has), it seems risky to head off into uncharted waters without a map. Florida residents don’t need the state pulling a Christopher Columbus with our tax dollars.

Sometimes honest supporters of a principle are zealous enough to overlook Opponents to the proposal rightly cite the practicalities of things. And there is that the evidence supporting the idea of a place for that kind of commitment to significant cost savings is sketchy at best. philosophy. It makes for spirited debates.

Furthermore, they also correctly point out Other times, though, the pragmatic has to that the state’s experiments with prison be considered first and foremost. privatization haven’t exactly worked out all that well.

Given the economic conditions in Florida and the enormous scope of the cost-saving But the reality is that with Republicans measures being proposed in Tallahassee, holding so much power right now, that if I don’t have to go out on a limb and feel they want this done, it is probably going to happen. Neither Republican foe -- Demo- that the latter is the case right now. crats or the media -- is likely to be able to stop the freight train building up steam as it barrels down from the Panhandle.

The smart thing is to put the brakes on, compile real data, and for supporters of this process to make a strong public arguThe plan gives me moment to pause. Gen- ment for its prudence. erally speaking, I’m all for privatizing government services. Even if one knows noth- Of course, “smart thing” and politics ing about the failings and massive cost of sadly aren’t usually acquainted with one our current system, it isn’t hard to fathom another. why the state might not be great at prison administration. These are the same folks --Author and journalist Michael W. Sasswho bring us our abusive social services er’s commentary on all things political system and our pitiful excuse for public appears exclusively in Wire Magazine. schools. Of course the state stinks and Your e-mail is welcome at Michael@Wireweekly.com. wastes money on prisons.

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If there is one principle that unites the elements of the state Republican Party, from bible belt north Floridians to libertarian-leaning Monroe County sorts, it is that the private sector is better at achieving actual goals than is the public sector.

Based on available data, it isn’t a bad philosophy. Yes, examining areas where apple-for-apple comparisons are possible, they have a point. Private schools perform considerably better than better-funded public schools. Private mail carriers perform better -- and cheaper -- than the US Post Office. Other examples abound.

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WIRE COVER: DEBBIE WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ: FIGHTING FOR GLBT EQUALITY

I remember the first time I met Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. I was working with Equality Florida at one of their major donor events, and the room was abuzz with talk about the appearance of the famous Congresswoman.

From stories of her continued support of our community by placing LGBT rights at the forefront of her platform to her serving as the founding Vice President of the Congressional LGBT Equality Caucus, this woman just seemed to be one of our biggest allies, and I can honestly say that when I actually put the face to the name, I could see why.

Congresswoman Wasserman-Schultz has regularly stood up for our community, and many other minority communities, as it relates to equality. She is one of the few politicians that has never waivered her support, and has never once cast a vote that would jeopardize the future of the GLBT community. This is why it comes as no big surprise that she will be recognized on Friday, May 20th from 6 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. at the Champions for Equality Awards benefiting local GLBT rights organization, SAVE Dade.

And unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve most likely heard that one of our biggest “champions” was also recently appointed by President Obama to serve as the Chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee,

BY THOMAS BARKER so not only is Congresswoman Wasserman-Schultz an ally; she is a pretty powerful friend!

I was lucky enough to snag an interview with the busy married mother of three, who just happens to be a congresswoman, so instead of writing a long winded intro, I thought it would be best if you got to hear from the fabulous lady herself.

among my colleagues for important LGBT initiatives, including extending equal rights, repealing discriminatory laws, eliminating hate-motivated violence, and improving the health and well-being for all Americans, regardless of sexual orientation or gender.

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I’ve always focused on civil rights – it goes to the core of my public service. America is at its strongest when all of our citizens have equal access to our guaranteed life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.

When and why did you decide to get into politics?

How has the gay community supported you in the past?

I decided to run for public office more than eighteen years ago because I believe that one person can make a difference.

I am proud that my commitment to the LGBT community has been recognized by SAVE Dade, Equality Florida, The Dolphin Democrats, Florida GLBT Democratic Caucus, the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, Pride Center Florida, and others.

A lot of politicians tend to avoid GLBT issues; yet, you have put us at the forefront of your platform. Why is that?

I am proud to represent South Florida, with its vibrant GLBT community, in Congress, and I am especially proud to be a founding Vice Chair of the Congressional LGBT Equality Caucus. In that capacity, I build consensus

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Becoming the chairwoman of the DNC couldn’t have been an easy task. How did that come about?

For the past two years, I have served as a Vice Chair of the Democratic National Committee. I also served as

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Vice Chair of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) and as the Frontline Chair of the DCCC (protecting Democratic incumbents). I have previously served as Chair of the Red to Blue Program (helping challengers and open seat races throughout America) for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in 2006 and 2008 election cycle. I’m a ‘give me the ball’ type of person, and the coach just put me in the game.

lican forces are doing everything they can to prevent Democrats from succeeding in those goals. As we look toward 2012 in particular, I’m going to be working hard every day to guarantee that President Obama and Democratic candidates up and down the ballot are in the best position to win their races. That was my promise to the President and that will be my promise to every single Democrat across the country.

What do you hope to accomplish with this new role?

A lot of people have been critical of Obama’s stance on issues like Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. How do you think President Obama has done in regards to GLBT equality?

I am so honored and humbled to be President Obama’s choice to serve as the next DNC chair, and I look forward to seeking approval by my colleagues on the Democratic National Committee to serve in this important role. The DNC shares my core mission to help Democrats succeed – electorally and legislatively – so that we are able to deliver on, and win the future for, the American people.

Tim Kaine will be a tough act to follow at the DNC, but I am hopeful that I will be able to build on his successful tenure, make our party even stronger, and elect and re-elect Democrats up and down the ticket in 2011 and 2012. During my tenure, there will be nothing more important to our party or to the American people than advancing President Obama’s agenda and ensuring that he is elected to a second term, so we can continue to move our country forward.

My heart was full when President Obama signed into law the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. I am so proud of all the Congressional leaders who came together with our President to finally make this dishonorable policy a thing of the past. This is just the first of many major victories that are achievable when we all work together.

We are so fortunate to have a steadfast ally in the White House. I’m so delighted that President Obama has announced that his administration will no longer defend the inaccurately-titled Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA).

I have always been proud to be a Democrat. Throughout history, the great leaders of our party have labored alongside our community and grassroots activists to advance Americans’ rights and increase opportunity for all Americans. So it is with even greater pride that I will take up our Party’s torch and continue to fight for progress at the Democratic Party.

But President Obama has also extended benefits to samesex partners of Federal employees, hired and appointed a record number of qualified LGBT Americans to significant positions, launched high profile anti-bullying initiatives, and lifted the HIV Entry Ban. He has ordered HHS to ensure equal visitation and medical decision making rights in America’s hospitals, and he called for a first of its kind study of the state of science regarding LGBT health at the Institutes of Medicine—just to name a few major steps forward.

All across America, Democratic leaders are fighting hard to create jobs and boost economic recovery, deliver real education reforms that guarantee American students are able to get ahead, and further the causes of justice and equality. Yet all across this country, entrenched Repub-

There are still many battles to be waged, but we are on the path to equality, and on the path to ensuring that every American has equal rights— including to love who we choose and to have that choice recognized in the eyes of the law. President Obama has been, and will

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continue to be, a resolute partner in this fight that we can and must win.

Why do you think local GLBT rights organizations like SAVE Dade are important?

Hate is born from ignorance. Organizations, such as SAVE Dade, educate not only their constituencies, but the communities around us. So, it is critical that local advocacy groups continue to bring issues such as marriage equality, employment non-discrimination and gay adoption to the forefront, not only engaging those within the GLBT community, but those outside it as well. The work they do strengthens our community, and I am pleased to be a partner in that fight.

How do you feel about receiving the Champion of Equality Award?

I am humbled to receive SAVE Dade’s Champion of Equality Award and accept it on one basic principle— that we are all created equal!

What are your hopes for the GLBT community, and what are your plans to help us get there?

My hope is that we see a day when we no longer have to pass legislation in order to justify the basic right guaranteed to all Americans in the United States Constitution - that we are all created equal. I will continue to work every day, along with our President, to achieve this goal.

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WIRED ON THE ARTS: APRIL 28 - MAY 11

BY JAMES CUBBY

APRIL 28 Miami has become a cultural melting pot and the diversity is reflected in the range of entertainment offered. The New World Symphony’s incredible new Frank Gehry designed New World Center has become a Mecca of classical music. Upcoming Miami concerts range from MAY 11 the electronic sounds of dubstep pioneers Zeds Dead and Brazilian singer/songwriter Lenine to international pop star and gay icon Kylie Minogue. Miami’s local theatre scene continues to offer wonderful productions, such as the Actor’s Playhouse production of Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps and Women’s Theatre Project’s Sunday on the Rocks. Theatre audiences are also treated to star-studded touring productions like Celebrity Autobiography at the Arsht Center with Mario Cantone, Rachel Dratch, Sharon Gless, Dayle Reyfel, Eugene Pack, and Roger Bart.

With resident companies like Miami City Ballet, Miami Contemporary Dance and Dance Now! Ensemble, dance aficionados have a variety of choices especially during The Miami Dance Festival.

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Electronic music fans will not want to miss “Honeymoon,” an electronic music series at The Fillmore Miami Beach.

Datsik performs on April 29 and Toronto-based dubstep pioneers Zeds Dead take the stage on May 6.

Taye Diggs, star of television (Private Practice) and films (Chicago and RENT), brings his singing talents to the stage of Prelude at Barton G on April 29 & 30.

The Miami Dance Festival 2011 brings an impressive roster of dance in a variety of styles to Miami stages thru May 30. For more info visit www.momentumdance.com.

Dance Now! Ensemble, as part of the Miami Dance Festival and Miami Museum Month, performs at Bass Museum of Art on May 1 at 7 p.m. For its last performance of the season, Dance Now! Ensemble returns to the Byron Carlyle Theatre for “Decade II” on May 7.

Opera lovers in Miami are treated to Florida Grand Opera productions like Don Giovanni (Thru May 7), and Cyrano (Thru May 7). Productions performed at Arsht Center and Broward Center.

Miami Contemporary Dance Company, led by choreographer Ray Sullivan, presents the World Premiere of Not in My Name at the Colony Theatre on May 6 & 7. 8 p.m.

Actor’s Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre 280 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables 305.444.9293 or www.actorsplayhouse.org

New World Symphony presents The Mahler Legacy, featuring Mahler’s Symphony No. 7, performed by 15 returning NWS alumni with Michael Tilson Thomas conducting. The Mahler Legacy runs at the New World Center from April 30-May 1.

Brazilian singer/songwriter Lenine brings his music to the stage of the Gusman Center on May 6. Lenine has won two Latin Grammy Awards for “Best Brazilian Contemporary Album” and “Best Brazilian Song”. 7 p.m.

Toronto Symphony’s music director Peter Oundjian and critically acclaimed pianist Garrick Ohlsson join the New World Symphony to perform The Emperor and the Queen at the Arsht Center on May 7.

International pop star and gay icon Kylie Minogue brings her tour to the BankAtlantic Center on May 7. 9 p.m.

Minogue has sold more than 60 million albums worldwide.

Motown soulman Bruno Mars and android singer Janelle Monáe have teamed up for their “Hooligans in Wondaland” tour at the Fillmore Miami Beach on May 11.

Acclaimed British rapper, singer-songwriter, actor, and film director, Plan B, will also be performing. 7:30 p.m.

EVENTS The annual Miami Gay & Lesbian Film Festival, once again, brings an exciting schedule of international and culturally diverse films and video to Miami. Various locations throughout Miami and Miami Beach thru May 1.

For more info visit www.mglff.com.

For romantic film lovers, Romance in a Can Film Festival offers a schedule of 13 romantic comedies with an emphasis on European films from May 5-10 at various locations throughout Miami-Dade County. For more info visit www.romanceinacan.com.

The growth of Miami’s cultural scene will be demonstrated as the city celebrates Miami Museum Month during May. Visit www.miamimuseummonth.com for information on special events and offers.

Submissions for Wired on the Arts should be sent to cubby@wireweekly.com

Miami City Ballet presents the company premiere of John Cranko’s Romeo and Juliet, a full-evening of the world’s most famous love story, at the Broward Center from April 29 – May 1.

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Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Downtown Miami 305.949.6722 or www.arshtcenter.org Bass Museum of Art 2100 Collins Ave., Miami Beach 305.975.8489 or www.bassmuseum.org Broward Center for the Performing Arts 201 Southwest Fifth Ave., Ft. Lauderdale 954.462.0222 or www.browardcenter.org Byron-Carlyle Theatre 500 71st St., Miami Beach 305.674.1040

THEATRE Celebrity Autobiography, the smash hit comedy where hilarious and true celebrity tellalls are acted out live on stage, comes to the Arsht Center from May 5-15. The show boasts an impressive cast that includes Mario Cantone, Rachel Dratch, Sharon Gless, Dayle Reyfel, and Eugene Pack (appearing May 5-8) with Sharon Gless, Roger Bart, & Dayle Reyfel (appearing May 12-15). Carnival Studio Theater in the Arsht Center.

Sunday on the Rocks, a mid-‘90s play presented by the Women’s Theatre Project in Fort Lauderdale, continues at Sixth Star Studio through May 15 Actor’s Playhouse presents Alfred Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps, the fast-paced whodunit that won 2 Tony Awards. The comedy, with a cast of four playing over 150 characters, runs from May 11 – June 5.

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Colony Theatre 1040 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach 786.397.7717 The Fillmore Miami Beach at The Jackie Gleason Theater 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach 877.598.8690 or www.livenation.com New World Center 500 17th St., Miami Beach 305.673.3331 or www.nws.edu Olympia Theatre at the Gusman Center for the Performing Arts 174 E. Flagler St., Miami 305.374.2444 or www.gusmancenter.org Prelude at Barton G 1300 Biscayne Blvd, Miami 305.357.7900 or www.preludebybartong.com Sixth Star Studio 505 NW 1st Ave., Ft. Lauderdale 866-811-4111 www.womenstheatreproject.com

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THIS WEEK THURSDAY, April 28 B&B: Edison Farrow hosts the newest evolution of his weekly Simple Life Thursdays at B&B, formerly known as the legendary Jade Lounge. Tonight fashionistas, party boys, and everything in between will come out to move to the beats of DJ Daisy D. This is sure to be the hottest new party in South Beach!

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., followed by a night with the ladies, as Pandora Events hosts Sweet with $3 beer specials all night long and music by DJ Zehno. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

PALACE: Palace hosts Cabaret Thursdays with solo performances by the incomparable Tiffany Fantasia. Show starts at 6 p.m. $3 domestic beer and $11 draft pitcher specials all night.

SCORE: Enjoy cocktails out on the patio and watch the famous Lincoln Road traffic pass by as you and your friends chill and enjoy great music. Tonight Score hosts the steamiest Thursday night soiree with fab beats by DJ Pride paired with an incredible crowd of delicious partygoers. 727 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach.

TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST with seven different bars, DJ Just Oliver, stiff drinks, and beautiful dancers. And if you’re looking for some hot papis, DJ Adora will be hosting Sabroso in Bar 5! “Never a cover...

Always a groove.”

FRIDAY, April 29 HYPE: Tonight Edison Farrow hosts his Friday night sensation, Hype, with free Finlandia vodka cocktails from 10 p.m. to 11 p.m. and music by DJ Bryan Zero.

721 Lincoln Lane. www.sobesocialclub. com MOVA: Grab your favorite STR8, and head to MOVA for STR8 UP Martini Happy Hour till 9 p.m. Afterwards, it’s @MOVA Fridays with Pussila. Enjoy $6 Finlandia vodka cocktails and $3 Miller Lites as well as fab beats by hot DJs. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

PALACE: Drag Madness is the place to be to see the hottest Friday night shows by Latrice Royale, Champagne Bordeaux, and Noel Leon beginning at 6 p.m. You never know what these girls are gonna do, so get there early!

TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST. Enjoy seven different bars, DJ Michael Tank, stiff drinks, beautiful dancers, and, of course, the only place where there’s “Never a cover...

Always a groove.”

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a true open format and Score’s hottest Go-Go boys on the speaker boxes.

SATURDAY, April 30 DISCOTEKKA: Downtown Miami’s only gay dance party delivers one hell of a shindig every Saturday night as Discotekka divas Vegas Dion, TP Lords, Sasha Sky, and Victoria Sky entertain and mesmerize the crowd while international DJs keep up the beat. Doors open at 11 p.m. 950 NE 2nd Ave. www. discotekka.com MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., followed by FLASH Saturdays with the hottest music videos and visual entertainment by VJ Chris Racine till 3 a.m. with $7 Grey Goose cocktails all night. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

PALACE: Enjoy a special day of drag shows, great food, and stiff cocktails, as The Palace Bar hosts Drag Madness with Tiffany Fantasia and her gaggle of performers! Heels hit the pavement at 6 p.m. sharp!

SCORE: Tonight is Score’s weekly Bigger Saturdays, the largest gay dance party on the Beach with beats by international DJ sensations, and performances

by CircX. 727 Lincoln Road.

TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 with Tommy and the locals from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Come tonight and enjoy a full house of hot men and some incredible beats by DJ Mika. “Never a cover...

Always a groove.”

SUNDAY, May 1 ANGLERS: If you are looking to nurse that hangover with some unlimited mimosas and bloody Mary’s, look no further than 660 at the Anglers. Enjoy great food and delicious libations in one of the most beautiful boutique resorts Miami Beach has to offer.

THE LORDS: If you love great food paired with free drinks, Punch Brunch is the way to go, as Cha Cha Rooster at The Lords offers a two-course meal paired with two free cocktails for only $25. Afterwards, enjoy cocktails poolside for their weekly Punch T-dance.

MOVA: It’s time for one of the wildest parties in SoBe, as the Penny Back Boyz host the soft opening of their new party Out n Ugly with DJ Power Infiniti. Enjoy $3 Miller Lite, $4 Herradura, and $5 Finlandia. No cover.

PALACE: Swing by the only gay bar on Ocean Drive for one of SoBe’s most unique and over-the-top brunches, as some of South Florida’s most fabulously frocked fellows take to the sidewalk to perform for hundreds of onlookers during Brunchic. Two seatings: 11:30 a.m. or 2 p.m. Afterwards, check out the

sexiest Sunday T Dance in SoBe. 1200 Ocean Drive.

SCORE: It’s Panty Raid, an afternoon party for women who love women, followed by Score’s weekly karaoke night hosted by Tiffany Fantasia. With over 2,000 titles to choose from, you are sure to find a song to inspire your inner star. Grab a cocktail and belt out your favorite number.

TWIST: 2-4-1 happy hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Afterwards, some of the most scandalous drag performers will hit the stage upstairs, while DJ Paulie works it out on the main dance floor.

At TWIST: “Never a cover...Always a groove.

MONDAY, May 2 B BAR @ THE BETSY: Tonight is reserved for industry insiders. Bartenders, strippers, dancers, waiters, and everything in between will be partying up with DJ FR8-O, while enjoying a premium open bar from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m.

KILL YOUR IDOL: Dustin Reffca presents Glitter Box Mondays with Manic Monday beats by DJ Smeejay. $1 PBR Beers and $4 vodka drinks. Doors open at 10 p.m. 222 Espanola Way, Miami Beach.

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. followed by Mova’s weekly Drag Bingo, hosted by Geraldine and serving as a benefit for Care Resource from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. with $5 Finlandia cocktails and half priced cocktails from 11 p.m. to midnight. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

SCORE: It’s Planeta Macho, the hottest Latin Party in Miami Beach, featuring incredible Latin beats by award winner DJ George Ferrero, Pelu Rivero on drums, amazing shows by Miami’s best female impersonators, and the hottest crowd in town. Don’t miss this party – it’s South Florida’s Best Latin Party!

TWIST: 2-4-1 Happy Hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Tonight Dustin Reffca hosts his weekly party, Fun House Tuesdays. With DJ Daisy D working the turntables on the main dance floor, you can bet the beats will be hot and the dance floor, packed. $5 Jumbo Blue Long Island Ice Teas all night long.

Never a cover… Always a groove.

WEDNESDAY, May 4

MOVA: Tonight is SHOUT!, a hot new karaoke night, where everyone can be a star or at least try to be. And if you need a little liquid courage, there will be half priced drinks all night long. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

THE LORDS: Enjoy a boozy take on old-school pastimes, such as Twister, Spin the Bottle and strip-Texas Hold ‘Em, along with college frat house favorites Beer Pong and Flip Cup and classics Connect Four and Jenga.

PALACE: Stop in for comfort food at lunch or dinner. Special bon voyage cocktail specials all day. 1200 Ocean Drive.

MOVA: Stop by for MOVA’s weekly College Night Wednesdays, hosted by the Penny Back Boyz. While DJ Bryan Zero works the turntables, enjoy a $1 Finlandia cocktails from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. followed by $4 Finlandia Cocktails all night long. Located on the corner of Michigan and Lincoln.

SCORE: Happy Monday, where all drinks, well and domestic, are half-price from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. No cover.

TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 drinks ‘till 9 p.m. Then it’s “I’m A Local” night, with $3 drinks for anyone with TWIST’s “I’m A Local” I.D. all night long. Join Nathan in the Frolic Lounge for his signature mix of pop and the top 20. Also check out the fabulous men of Gaiety in the Bungalow Bar starting at 10 p.m. and DJ Bryan Zero’s fab beats on the main dance floor.

TUESDAY, May 3 THE LORDS: Enjoy sultry jazz tunes by the fabulous Maryel Epps from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. while nibbling a delicious three-course meal paired with a cocktail for only $35.

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PALACE: Better than ever before on Ocean Drive and 12th Street, try it for lunch or a late afternoon snack, or just hang out at the bar with the locals. No matter what you’re in the mood for, Palace is sure to have it!

THURSDAY - APRIL 28, 2011 Dining Out For Life is a oneday international fundraiser taking place throughout 55 metropolitan areas, benefiting HIV/AIDS organizations in participating cities.

South Florida’s Spokesperson

Chef Paula DaSilva

MAKE A DIFFERENCE ONE BITE AT A TIME

PALACE: Stop by the Beach House to enjoy one of Palace’s signature cocktails. 1200 Ocean Drive.

SCORE: Come and spend a pleasant evening on one of Score’s outdoor couches as they host Martini Madness Night. A half price Happy Hour runs till 9 p.m.

TWIST: It’s time to hit the stage as Sean Brady hosts the Sean Brady Show.

Karaoke and tons of entertainment all night long. After getting your jam on, head over to the main dance floor to snag some beats from DJ Maximus 3000. Happy Hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. with 2-4-1 on everything. “Never a cover...Always a groove.”

Please log on to the event website for up-to-date information. www.diningoutforlife.com/miami

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