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PUBLISHERs’ CORNER Can We Afford National Healthcare?

This has been a week where the issue of healthcare has been front and center in both the national and local news. The debate is really heating up as high noon approaches for both President Obama’s national healthcare program and Jackson Health System. Key decisions on healthcare are being made that will affect all of us, and votes are being cast that will determine the kind of services and benefits many of us in South Florida and the U.S. will receive for years to come.

As Democrats and Republicans work on both tackling this massive problem and saving their political hides for another day, I can’t help but ask a simple question, “Can we afford national healthcare?” The answer is “no we can’t.” Unless we are all willing to pay higher taxes to get it and live with billions of our taxpayer dollars being wasted through fraud and inefficiency, we have to stop kidding ourselves into thinking that we can afford another massive government run program.

Just look that at two glaring facts: 1) Medicare and Medicaid are part of the existing national healthcare program run by our government and these programs are riddled with billions of dollars in fraud and waste. News reports abound about how healthcare fraudsters steal billions of our taxpayer dollars every year using front companies, crooked doctors, and phony patients; many of the money stolen right here in South Florida. 2) The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs provides patient care through VA Hospitals and healthcare facilities whose quality of care has also been the subject of many other news reports exposing how veterans do not receive the healthcare promised to them for serving our country.

These two examples prove that our federal government is already incapable of managing a much smaller national healthcare system than the one being proposed. If your mom had health problems and was being taken care of by a couple of home healthcare workers that you found doing a poor job, would you ask 6 | wire magazine | wireweekly.com

these people to take care of your dad if he also needed home based care? Off course not! You would be crazy to do so. So why are we asking our federal government to take on more healthcare responsibilities when it has so clearly proven that it cannot handle the ones it already has?

Yes, many good, hard working people, innocent children, and the elderly are in desperate need of affordable healthcare and have a right to receive it. However, we are trying to solve the problem with the wrong solutions, and we are going to regret taking the pill we are about to swallow.

My final example is the massive financial disaster at Jackson Health System, where poor management and ineffective governmental supervision have led to millions of dollars in unsustainable losses, and the prospect of major cutbacks in care and employment. On their website, Jackson Health System states that it is “Governed by the Public Health Trust, a dedicated team of citizen volunteers acting on behalf of the Miami-Dade Board of County Commissioners, Jackson Health System ensures that all residents of Miami-Dade County receive a single high standard of care regardless of their ability to pay.”

Need I say more?

I do not have an answer to how we should resolve the national healthcare crisis.

However, an analysis of the facts has proven to me that we cannot afford a national healthcare plan as currently envisioned.

We should not let our politicians pass a bill that will put us further into debt and waste more billions of our taxpayer dollars on a campaign promise. Citizens should never let either Democrats or Republicans do this to our country on any national issue.

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POSTMODERN POLITICS

By Michael W. Sasser

Readers Chime In In a year now since postmodern politics debuted with a new focus exclusively on regional politics, it has never ceased to amaze which columns appear to provoke the strongest reactions from readers. It’s also been curious and interesting how subject and theme often affect readers more than the actual content at times.

That said, postmodern politics has attracted a solid amount of reader responses on numerous topics taken up. Those of you brave enough to go to the effort and drop me a line are being rewarded with a few comments in print here, in addition to brief replies that appear for the first time here. Some notes have been edited for brevity or grammar while preserving the focus and content.

Barbie writes…

I was dismayed and shocked to see that you defended convicted sex offenders in your column “No Christmas at Pervert Park.” How can you defend these types of monsters?

have been railroaded by a corrupt legal system and/or were found guilty of crimes far less heinous than other people who go on to have full civil rights in society when freed.

Good for you!

This column brought in the most attention of any in the past six months and it was surprisingly diverse. However the one unifying theme of the mail was that many readers didn’t get it. The column did not decry the “special treatment” these convicted but freed offenders receive. Rather it questioned whether as a culture and as a community, we have addressed this challenge at all or if we have simply chosen to ignore it. It questioned if we believe in a society that is fine with convicted but freed killers, thieves, and spouse batterers living among us but a special class existing in society for freed sexual criminals – whether the latter is a threatening child molester or one convicted of statutory rape when 19-years old.

I believe the issue will have to one day be addressed and not ignored because political leaders don’t want to deal with a hot potato consideration. I don’t advocate any position on this – it is an observation.

Jerry writes…

Bravo for you taking a stand for the people driven to living under a bridge even though they are free men. Someone has to realize that Aurelio writes… you judge a society based on how you treat Why are you hating on Michelle Spencethe least of its people. Many of these1 people Jones?AM Page 1 Wire_MMia_9.5x4.854_3.17:Layout 2/25/10 10:48

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You’ve got to be kidding me? First of all, emotion never enters into it, beyond the loathing and disgust I have for 99 percent of politicians to begin with. What pushes my disgust level up that last notch? Here are a few things: Making oneself more important than one’s collective constituency; trying to paint oneself a victim; and otherwise immediately playing racial politics to cover one’s crooked ass. How’s that for reasons to be disgusted.

And that’s not even touching on the delusional issues…

I’m hardly revealing state secrets here – they know this is true but count on continuing to buy enough support that it won’t matter.

And, no, I don’t think politicians can get embarrassed. Doesn’t work that way with crooks and narcissists.

Victor writes…

So now that the Miami Dolphins have said that they aren’t going to pursue public funding for stadium improvements, do you think the “fix” is no longer in?

David writes…

You hit it right on the nose about municipalities screaming that police and fire are going to be cut because of budget issues…to try to get people to support taxes and [get panicky]. Do you think they read you and were embarrassed?

No I don’t think that at all. If you read carefully, you will see that I believe making it an issue exposed to the public at all is the key to using public funding sometime in the future. The balloon has been floated. It will come back when the time is right. Only the next time it won’t shock or aggravate people as much because it’s been on the table already. This is how you acclimate a population to a bad deal ahead of time. Wait and see!

Honestly that was an easy one. No politicians wants to admit “Hey we have financial problems because we give ridiculous union contracts in exchange for political support in our elections; and because we have to spread budget money around to important people’s special interests to keep campaign contributions coming in.” It would be true but they won’t say it. To answer your questions: I think some might read PP, but

Keep your comments coming and we will do this again one day soon.

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COVER STORY: CHELSEA HANDLER

By Thomas Barker

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Late one night, after an evening of cocktails, parties, and boys, I decided

to spend a little time relaxing by flipping on the tube and taking in some

thoughtless television that only E! Entertainment could provide. But instead of finding the usual vapid shows like Keeping up with the Kardashians or E! News, I was greeted by a vivacious and sharp-tongued blond, who spent most of the time making fun of her E! costars and talking about her love for vodka and hazy nights out on the town. Also being someone who can’t get enough of tinsel town gossip, loves vodka martinis, and has had way too

many hazy nights out on the town, I was smitten. So much so, I even began to ponder if I was having my first lesbian experience!

By the end of the show, it was a done deal. For the first time in my life, I was to have an ongoing love affair with a woman by the name Chelsea Handler

every night at 11 p.m./10 p.m. Central. Since then, Chelsea has been one

of the most reliable people I’ve ever gone steady with. She makes me laugh, is always on time, and loves vodka just as much as I do.

What’s more is that Chelsea has a very interesting story that I can easily relate to. She moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in standup after

growing up in New Jersey with a family she describes in the dedication of

her new book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang as a “bunch of assholes.” While

working as a waitress, she managed to party like a rock star and enjoy a

good number of one-night stands. This time in her life eventually served as the focus of her first book, “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night

Stands” and then led to her second book and New York Times Best Seller, “Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea”.

I can’t tell you how many times I have heard some fag-hag say, “I am a gay

man trapped in a woman’s body.” Well after reading a few passages from her books, I finally understand what they mean. Her stories make me feel like a “fag-hag trapped in a gay man’s body.” Who knew that was even possible!

What’s also really great about Chelsea is her support of the gay community.

In fact, she served as the grand marshal of the Los Angeles Gay Pride and was recently awarded the prestigious Ally for Equality Award by the Human Rights Campaign for her outstanding efforts to better the lives of the GLBT community.

So after a year or so of our incredible love affair, matched with her dedication to our community, I was more than excited when she announced 12 | wire magazine | wireweekly.com

the beginning of her national tour, and that she would be doing a show in Miami next Friday, March 26 at the Fillmore Miami Beach at the Jackie Gleason Theater. I guess I was not

COVER STORY: CHELSEA HANDLER Why do you think the gay boys love you so much?

the only person excited to see her, because the show sold

I don’t know why they like me. Probably because they’re a

out almost immediately. Luckily Chelsea added a second

bunch of bitches too.

show to take place right after the first one.

With so many gay men looking forward to Chelsea’s appearance, I just had to find a way to sit down with Chelsea for a few minutes and interview her for all our readers. After jumping through a few flaming hoops, I eventually found myself sitting on the other end of a phone exchanging some banter with the funniest woman on television right now.

Check out what she had to say:

How did you go from New Jersey to being one of the biggest comediennes on television right now?

I went out to a gay bar the other day and asked some boys what they would ask you if they could. One of the questions a number of people kept asking in one way or another was, “what is your craziest drunken moment?”

Oh my gosh! I haven’t had one of those in a long time, because now I have gotten really good at drinking. I probably wrote about it in one of the chapters of my first book. That was the wildest period of my life… my twenties. There really wasn’t one. They all kind of blended together. It was like a couple years of different people, men, apartments, and El Caminos.

Well my plan was to get out of New Jersey and get out fast.

I had to scramble to come up with some idea of what to do.

As soon as I graduated high school, I came to California and I had to find something I could do while I was drinking, and the only profession really was standup.

You’ve interviewed a ton of celebrities on your show. Which one has totally driven you crazy or gotten on your nerves the most?

Another was, “Have you ever had a lesbian experience?”

I think I’ve made out with a girl once when I was on ecstasy or something, but not recently.

Describe your new book to me.

I would just say that it is just a little recap of my life. I mean

Well not so much on my nerves, but just really boring was

all my books are kind of a recap of my life at different times.

Tila Tequila. She is pretty stupid.

I like to take stories from my childhood and stories from what

What about The Girls Next Door? I remember watching that episode and thinking how annoyed you must be to have to interview those three ditzes.

is going on in my life and share them. I spend so much time making fun of other people; it’s nice to get back to my roots and make fun of myself.

You can grab Chelsea’s new book, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang at Books & Books or at your local bookstore.

Oh yea! Did you say bitches?

Well it could be a combination of the two.

Well they were superiorly stupid. I like guests like that though.

I like when they are kind of stupid. It makes me look like I am smarter than I am.

You have a massive gay following. How do you feel about that?

I love gay people. They are like black people. They are very effusive. When they say something, they like to say it loud and I like that.

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Obviously alcohol played a big part in your life.

Yes. Alcohol is a big part of my life.

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artists, DJs, and record company receptions and

at 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. at The Fillmore Miami Beach at The Jackie Gleason Theater.

In case you missed the New York production of Equus starring Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame, you can still see the New Theatre production of this electric story of a Alicia Keys

stable boy and his psychiatrist until March 28. Call 305.443.5909 for times.

Blasted, the new offering of GableStage at the Biltmore, received rave reviews last season in New York. WARNING: Contains profanity, full frontal nudity, explicit sexual activity, and very graphic violence. No one under 17 will be admitted.

Runs through March 28 with performances on Thurs., Fri., Sat. at 8 p.m., and Sun. at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m.

The Winter Music Conference, one of the the U.S., returns to Miami with more than 200 parties, panel discussions, new product premiers, demonstrations, and an international awards show for the dance music industry. March 23 to 27. Eden Roc Renaissance Beach Resort & Spa and various venues in Miami. 954.563.4444 or www.wintermusicconference.com The Women's International Film & Arts Festival, in its fifth year, is one of the premier film festivals for women. March 26 to April 2 at various theaters throughout Miami-Dade.

305.653.9700 or www.womensfilmfest.com Ultra Music Festival, America's premier electronic music festival, returns to Bicentennial Park with some of the top artists from around the world including Tiesto, The Crystal Method, Carl Cox, Armin Van Buuren, Steve Aoki, Sasha & John Digweed, Erick Morillo, and Paul Oakenfold. March 26 and 27.

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Colony Theater 1040 Lincoln Rd. in Miami Beach.

305.674.1040

1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. www.livenation.com GableStage at the Biltmore 1200 Anastasia Ave. in Miami.

305.445.1119 or www.gablestage.org Gusman Concert Hall University of Miami, 1314 Miller Dr. in Coral Gables. 305.275.5666 or www.miamisymphony.org Magic City Casino 450 NW 37th Ave., Miami.

888.566.2442 or www.magiccitycasino.com New Theatre 4120 Laguna St. in Coral Gables.

305.443.5909 or www.new-theatre.org Shops at Midtown Miami 3401 N. Miami Ave., Miami.

954.476.5761 or www.miamifashionweek.com

TOP TRAX

By DJ FR8-O

Just Oliver Turns It Out (While You Just Take It Off!)

Grab your sunscreen and Speedos, boys cuz it’s that time of year again—Spring Break!!! And what’s Spring Break without some hot studs stripping down to their

What are some of your favorite venues or parties that you've DJ'd? * Ibiza Nights 2008/09

skivvies to the pulsating sound of sexy tribal beats. Lucky

* Winter Party 2010 (My favorite)

for us TWIST and the boys from Creative Male will be

* Manhunt Party (USA/2009, Brazil/2009)

hosting their annual Spring Break Kick-off Party this

* UUFF (Chicago/NYC/Miami/2009)

Friday, March 19th. TWIST promises lots of boys, toys for

* Pride (Ft Lauderdale / Miami / Rio)

squirting, and plenty of flirting. Creative Male, the new

* White Party (Ft Lauderdale 2006/07/08/09,

men’s underwear store in Midtown Miami, will provide

Venezuela 2007, Rio 2008)

the briefs and boxers for a wet and wild underwear

* Black Party (Rio)

fashion show starting at 1 a.m. sharp. Anyone who was

at last year’s Spring Break party knows these guys come to have fun, so as an added attraction this year, TWIST is inviting all spring breakers to check their pants at the

TWIST Spring Break ‘10

packed that they opened the back room. Nobody was

the very naughty and playful Pussila. On the decks will

spinning. They just had a CD playing, so there was a gap

be “Bestie Award” winning DJ Just Oliver, making you

of silence between the songs. Without hesitating, I went out

sweat while you get wet. I got a chance to chat with the

to my car, grabbed my CDs, and started playing my music.

Brazilian beatmaster as he gets ready turn it out while

I spun for about an hour and a half. The room got packed

you take it off. Muito obrigado indeed!

and no one even noticed there was a DJ there. That night I was in heaven. It was my first time spinning for such a big club and crowd in the U.S. What a great experience! This

I started DJing in Sao Paolo in 1996. I was working as

is the first time I’ve told that story for print.

a manager for an Italian company called Vila Romana

for 11 years, but I always dreamed of being a DJ. Then I had an opportunity at a club called Encountrous in Copacabana/Rio De Janeiro. The DJ was late that

toptrax

LEONA LEwIS

Friends, followers, and TWIST’s crowd can expect exactly what I always bring to my sets - a lot of energy

Luckily I always keep my music in my car just in case.

and that thing that only TWIST and South Beach have: a

After 30 minutes of spinning, the owner asked me to be

Latin groove. Like the media said: “The best sexy vocal

the resident DJ on Fridays and Saturdays. A lot of doors

tribal beats of South Florida.” halloween is history and the mercury is finally falling

my day job and my DJ lifestyle until I decided to try something a little more ambitious and moved to Florida.

Working as a DJ here in this country, I can honestly say was much harder than I thought. I had to wait three years before I got my first break at a club called Chase in Fort Lauderdale. After two months at Chase, I received a lot of invitations to work for other clubs. My dream finally became a reality. When I came here, I only spoke Portuguese and didn’t know anyone. Today I speak three languages and I love what I do, working as a DJ.

below the 90 degree mark, which can only mean one thing - winter is on the way! besides the gradual reappearance of long sleeves and the smell of pumpkin spice lattes at your favorite Starbuck’s, one can expect to see our weekly rituals start to change from afternoon sunbathing in a sea of hot strangers to late night cuddling with that special someone. With the cold weather fast approaching, spontaneous coupling is sure to be in the forecast as well, so what better time for Leona Lewis to release her second album of power ballads, Echo!

with everything." she told variety magazine that she "wanted the album to have a little bit more of a live feel to it, with a little more live instrumentation.” she titled the album echo "since an echo describes a big, organic sound.”

Will you be wearing boxers or briefs?

Actually I prefer boxer-briefs.

DJ JUST OLIVER’S TOP 10

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SHAKIRA - SHE WOLF

9

KELLY PINK - ESA BATUCADA

8

DYOR- LOVING YOU

7

FRENCHIE DAVIS - YOU ARE

6

5 LEONA LEwIS’ ECHO RESONATES MORE HITS

What can we expect from your Spring Break set at TWIST?

night and someone asked if there was a DJ in the house.

opened up for me that night. For three years, I balanced

1057 Washington Avenue

I was at Coliseum in Fort Lauderdale. The club was so

door and enter the wet underwear contest, emceed by

Tell us how you got started DJing.

Friday, March 19 11 p.m. to 5 a.m.

What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you on Spring break?

Leona first got her big break in 2006 when she was crowned the winner of the third X Factor (the British version of American Idol). After signing a $9.7 million record deal with Simon Cowell and Clive ‘everything i touch turns platinum’ Davis, she quickly shot out a couple of hit singles across the pond and became an overnight sensation. her debut album Spirit sold over 6.5 million copies worldwide, mainly thanks to her monster hit Bleeding Love. it’s probably stuck in your head now… oops! the sappy single first trickled its way into our eardrums last year (not to mention the clubs thanks to a hot remix by Moto Blanco). now Leona’s back to help the healing begin.

the first single Happy is already out, but unfortunately hasn’t been able to coax many smiles from the U.S. charts yet. it definitely reeks of tedder’s signature style of thumping baselines laced with orchestral melodies that would rival some of the world’s finest symphonies, but i wouldn’t say it merits the title of ‘debut single’ considering the rest of the candidates. i would definitely recommend you get your ass on youtube though and check out the video directed by Jake Nava and filmed on location in Cuba. dále! I Got You would’ve been my choice for the first single. it starts off with a simple guitar riff then explodes into a tidal wave of unconditional devotion as Lewis vows: “When you need a place to run to / For better or worse / i got you.”

If you could pick one song to describe your Spring Break set, what would it be?

JEANIE TRACY - TURN IT OUT

BY DJ FR8-0

OFFER NISSIM FEAT. MAYA - HOOK UP

4

AGNETHA FALTSKOG – WHEN YOU WALK IN THE ROOM

3

LORENA SIMPSON - CAN`T STOP LOVING YOU

2

AMANDA - CAN U HEAR ME

1

LORENNA SIMPSON - REVOLUTION OF LOVE

ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO Any special shout outs you wanna give?

I’d just like to say a special thanks to Joel Stedman of

some other highlights are Broken, Naked, and a cover of Oasis’ Stop Crying Your Heart Out, which was produced by Steve Robson. and not even a british diva like Leona can escape the shameless reach of nepotism. tedder recruits his band one republic to close out this fantastic collection with the duet Lost Then Found.

TWIST for having me spin his event, as well as Kevin Broad (Torpedo Ft Lauderdale), Carlos Rojas (Palace),

clive davis has always been notorious for bringing together the world’s finest talent and producing some of the most incredible music in the industry. echo is no different. Leona’s angelic voice, tedder’s gifted ear, and clive’s guidance have once again created a body of work that (unlike some of this year’s disappointments) will resonate in our hearts and our ipods long after the mercury begins to rise again and we trade in our sweaters for speedos... or at least a cute pair of board shorts.

and Jai Golden (Vlada Miami) for all their constant support. See you Friday!

If you’re a DJ, producer or artist and would like your song or remix featured in TOP TRAX, gimme a shout at alfredo@wireweekly.com.

the Kevin rudolf co-written and produced Love Letter is surprisingly mellow considering his Let it rock reputation,

If you’re a DJ, producer or artist and would like your song or remix featured in TOP TRAX, gimme a shout at alfredo@wireweekly.com.

the catchy hook makes up for it. Leona then seems Lorena Simpson – “Revolution ofbut to beLove”. channeling herPeople inner mariah (in around a good way) as ever since the success of spirit, Leona’s definitely been

she effortlessly hits the high register in the r&b-esque Can’t Breathe. and what solo femme album would be

of accessories and perfume, writing her autobiography, and dodging punches from psycho stalkers at her book

it’s not quite dance floor ready, but i can definitely see

keeping herself busy. between posing for pics as PETA’s complete without a high-energy “i’m so over you” anthem. the world shouldof 2008, understand that in real love, there is Sexiest vegetarian launching her own line Outta My Head is just that with a touch of techno.

Jason Nevins turning this one out on the remix. Brave signings, i’m amazed she’sbased even had the time no discrimination onto record race, color, or sexuality. It’s a new album. Luckily for us, she managed to evade the takes us on a magic carpet ride reminiscent of Alanis paparazzi and put down the sharpie long enough to step into the studio again, and the result is by far one of the best albums i’ve heard in a long time. echo is everything Mariah’s and whitney’s latest attempts shouLd have been – a collection of hard-hitting, musical masterpieces exploding with all the raw energy and emotion that’s been lacking in almost every other release this year. most of the credit for that goes to the bleeding Love cowriter and One Republic front man Ryan Tedder, who did most of the heavy lifting. Leona also worked with Justin Timberlake, Max Martin, kevin Rudolf, and John Shanks on this album, which was recorded in L.A. and took nine months to produce.

Morissette’s epic Uninvited only to land safely into the sanctuary of the halo-ish My hands.

a really beautiful song. I’ll definitely be playing it late in to say that the tracks on this album are big would be the latter part of my set.

"i'm actually more confident with this album than the last. i've taken more control this time and i feel more at ease

a sad understatement; yet, Alive still hits you with the intensity of a theme song to a big-budget Hollywood disaster film. i almost wonder if this was in the running for the spot in this month’s film 2012. as amazing as the track is with its apropos title, i think i’d still have to go with Sony Pictures’ choice on this one (Adam Lambert’s Time For Miracles). sorry Leona. Don’t Let Me Down is miss Lewis’s first collaboration with Justin timberlake, who threw in some production and backing vocals, although the vocals are so far back; they’re practically in the nose bleeds. still a great track though.

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sandwiches and salads along with fruit smoothies and shakes is what you will find at this landmark sandwich shop on 14th street between Washington and collins. it’s one of the best places on the beach for an outstanding selection of light fare with a French flair. very reasonable prices. Open from 9 a.m. to 5 a.m. and delivery until 10 p.m.

They’re open 24 hours. Full bar. Incredible buffets for those on the go.

Front Porch Café 1418 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.531.8300 After 17 years of serving South Beach locals the freshest, impeccable meals in generous portions, this restaurant has nothing to prove. It’s the best for casual fare at any time, but especially for their breakfasts. A great menu with the most reasonable prices. You might have to wait, but be patient, it’s well worth the effort as Larry, Michael, and Dawn cater to your every need.

Joey’s 2506 NW 2nd Ave., Miami | 305.438.0488 Swing by this new artsy Italian eatery for some incredibly authentic Italian nibbles as chef Ivo takes you on a culinary journey through the Veneto region of Italy. The mista salad is a great way to kick off your meal and the spaghetti alle vongole – spaghetti with mussels – or the butter flied beef tenderloin are two tasty dishes to enjoy as an entrée.

KonExpress 445 Espanola Way, MB | 305.420.5809 Brazil’s most well known Japanese Brazilian

restaurant concept is now in Miami Beach, and offering an assortment of delicious Kones, sushi rolls, sakes, and salads.

Swing by for Sake-Bomb Fridays starting Nov. 20th at 6 p.m. for $5 sake-bombs and free sushi.

La Sandwicherie 229 14th St., MB | 305.532.8934 Sandwiches and salads along with fruit smoothies and shakes is what you will find at this landmark sandwich shop on 14th Street between Washington and Collins.

It’s one of the best places on the Beach for an outstanding selection of light fare with a French flair. Very reasonable prices.

Open from 9 a.m. to 5 a.m. and delivery until 10 p.m.

MAYA TAPAS & GRILL 809 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.538.0058 Lincoln Road is jam packed with some of the trendiest places to grab a bite in SoBe, and Maya is definitely one of them. Indulge in their succulent steak and imbibe on one of their fantastic wine selections – all while enjoying a front row seat of Miami’s most beautiful and glamorous!

WIRE MAGAZINE’S LIST OF DINING PLEASURES Michy’s 6927 Biscayne Blvd., Miami | 305.759.2001 As one of the original members of the infamous Mango Gang, Michelle Bernstein is known for her exceptional use of local ingredients and flavors. Michy’s showcases Michelle’s fantastic talent with a simple; yet, delicious menu ranging from fantastic fried chicken and watermelon Greek salad to her succulent steak dishes. No matter what you choose, everything is sure to be scrumptious.

Miss Yip 1661 Meridian Ave., MB | 305.534.5488 Not even Cameron Diaz could have a successful and long-lasting restaurant in this space, but leave it to the intrepid Jennie Yip to defy gravity. This Hong Kong-style Chinese restaurant has easily become a very popular spot right off Lincoln Road in a very short time. They serve truly scrumptious homemade Wonton or hot and sour soup; really good Moo Shu pork and Mongolian beef; and a terrific variety of vegetable, rice, and noodle dishes. Don’t forget their awesome Shanghai Express $8.88 lunch specials – over 45 choices!

Palace 1200 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.531.7234 Landmark gay owned and operated restaurant and bar on Ocean Drive and 12th Street with a simple, popular tourist and locals’ menu. An American bistro flair still with one of the best 8-ounce burgers on the Beach. The bar has long been a meeting point for American and international gay tourists. Stop by any day of the week – open from 10a.m until 2 a.m. and serving food until 10p.m.

Pasha’s 900 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.673.3919 As one of Miami’s healthiest places to grab a bite, Pasha’s has become a staple among South Beach’s trendiest dieters. The menu features a number of delicious Mediterranean dishes including kebabs, hoummus, and falafel. You can now also grab breakfast at Pasha’s as well. Located on Lincoln Road, the restaurant also features outdoor dining for great people watching, and you can either take the food to go or have a nice sit down dinner.

Segafredo 1040 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.673.0047 This is the most fun and authentic Italian café

in South Florida! It has coffee, deserts, light food, a fabulous bar, and the best music, all of which guarantee a fantastic time for hanging out with Miami’s hottest coolsters and tourists alike. This is where the hip hangs out with the hipper.

Soyka 5556 N.E.4th Court, Miami | 305.759.3117 Famed restauranteur Mark Soyka’s namesake restaurant at 55th and Biscayne. Great array of affordable “comfort food” for everyone.

Comfortable and inviting. Draws a great local crowd who like to hang out at 55th Street Station adjacent to the restaurant. Food and service are well worth a visit. Now featuring The News Lounge!

Spris 731 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.673.2020 The pizzeria restaurant of Tiramesu.

Absolutely the best Italian pizza on South Beach prepared by a great pizza chef. An excellent selection of white pizzas, too. You can also order your pizza with a whole wheat crust. Sandwiches and salads are excellent. Best bet for an after movie light dinner or late night snack.

Tides South Beach 1220 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.604.5070 Chef Gonzalo Rivera combines his Mexican roots with the carribean flavor of Miami to create an exceptional menu for The Tides South Beach’s restaurant La Marea. We suggest kicking off your meal with the lobster corndogs or crab cakes and enjoying Chef Gonzalo’s delicious Angus filet Rossini or fantastic yellowtail snapper for an entrée.

Tiramesu 721 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.532.4538 A thriving Italian restaurant on Lincoln Road with great service and excellent, moderately priced Northern Italian specialties. Expansive menu – open for lunch and dinner with very friendly staff and management.

Van Dyke Café 846 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.534.3600 What News Café is to Ocean Drive, the Van Dyke is to Lincoln Road. Another huge success for Mark Soyka who has now partnered with Graziano Sbroggio to run the place. Always packed offering some of the best people-watching on the Road and a quick breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Also check out Upstairs at the Van Dyke for an evening of Jazz and entertainment.

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Miami Gala

The Equality Florida

Special Guest Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz Our 2010 Voice For Equality Award Winner Special Guest Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Our 2010 Voice For Equality Award Winner

BUCK15 LOUNGE: It’s The Simple Life Thursdays. DJ Daisy D. spins fun hip-hop, ‘80s, rock, and dance hits, with Chyna as Door Goddess. 707 Lincoln Lane, Miami Beach.

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 8 p.m. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

PALACE: Throughout the day bartenders offer beach combos of beer, cocktails, and apps. Ocean Drive and 12th Street.

SCORE: Enjoy cocktails out on the patio and watch the famous Lincoln Road traffic pass by as you and your friends chill and enjoy great music. Tonight Score hosts the steamiest Thursday night soiree with fab beats by DJ Pride paired with an incredible crowd of delicious partygoers. 727 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach.

TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST with seven different bars, DJ Eddie X, stiff drinks, beautiful dancers, and of course, the only place where there’s “Never a cover...

Always a groove.”

VLADA LOUNGE: The most happening happy hour in Midtown from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. with 2-4-1 beer and infused vodka drinks. $5 well cocktails all day, everyday!

Sunday, March 21st 5:00pm - 7:00pm

At the spectacular River Lounge 270 Biscayne Blvd. Way, Miami, FL

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MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 8 p.m. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

PALACE: The only gay bar on Ocean Drive and 12th Street, stop by for brunch, lunch, or dinner, and enjoy the hottest people-watching this side of the ocean. Tonight is Drags Gone Wild with drag shows starting at 6 p.m.

SCORE: Tonight is Score’s weekly Bigger Saturdays, the largest gay dance party on the Beach with beats by international DJ sensations, and performances by CircX. 727 Lincoln Road.

TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 with Tommy and the locals from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Come tonight and enjoy a full house of hot men and some incredible beats by DJ Mika. “Never a cover...Always a groove.”

VLADA: Endless Summer is back! Come celebrate spring with your favorite Fire Island gang at 10 p.m. with returning DJ Lina Bradford from NYC! DJ Lina's signature style and beats will have you smiling and dancing all night long!

SUNDAY, March 21

HYPE: Tonight Edison Farrow hosts his newest Friday night sensation, Hype, with free Finlandia vodka cocktails from 10 p.m. to 11 p.m. and music by DJ Smeejay. 721 Lincoln Lane. www.sobesocialclub.com

EQUALITY FLORIDA GALA: The largest GLBT rights organization in Florida hosts its annual Miami Gala tonight from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. with special guests Mayor Matti Bower and congresswomen Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Enjoy complimentary hors d’oeuvres and cocktails at the new spectacular River Lounge, 270 Biscayne Blvd. Way. www.eqfl.org

PALACE: Drag Madness is the place to be to see the hottest Friday night shows beginning at 7 p.m. with Palace’s house divas working the street and the stage.

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SATURDAY, March 20

FRIDAY, March 19

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 8 p.m. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

Delicious Hors d’oeuvres, cocktails, and 100% of the proceeds directly benefit our statewide LGBT Rights organization, Equality Florida

2-4-1 beer and infused vodka from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m., followed by a night of cold drinks, hot dancing, and sexy debauchery. NO COVER & FREE PARKING.

SCORE: The Penny Back Boyz host the weekly Friday night party Filthy Gorgeous Fridays with DJ Mac spinning a true open format and Score’s hottest Go-Go boys on the speaker boxes.

SEGAFREDO: Friday Happy Hour starts at 6 p.m. This outdoor Italian-inspired café has comfortable, living-room style furniture on the terrace so that patrons can truly enjoy themselves in friendly surroundings. 1040 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach.

TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST with seven different bars, DJ Mika, stiff drinks, beautiful dancers, and of course, the only place where there’s “Never a cover...

Always a groove.”

VLADA LOUNGE: Swing by Midtown's first gay bar and the best weekend kick-off spot for

ESCUELITA SUNDAYS: For all the Latin lovers, this place will give you fever! Outside dance club provide the most intimate moments with your LATINO of the week from 8 p.m. to whenever. $1 drinks till 9 p.m. and no cover before 10 p.m. “La Escuelita” para todos los que disfrutan de la Salsa, Merengue, Bachata, Reggaetón, y Rock en español. Hosted by Daniel Gilbert and Oscar Christian. 655 Washington Ave. LA FOLIE: Omar Gonzalez and Tony Ferro present the hottest Sunday dance party in South Beach, featuring a hot crowd of trendsetters, jocks, and socialites from 8 p.m. to whenever. $1 drinks till 9 p.m. and no cover before 10 p.m. Two rooms, two DJs, and too much fun. 655 Washington Avenue.

MOVA: Swing by for MOVA’s weekly Drag Bingo with the incomparable Geraldine calling the numbers. Drink specials, great prizes, and fabulous entertainment. Balls drop at 8 p.m.

PALACE: Stop by and check out Palace’s Sunday drag brunch. Unlimited champagne

and fabulous nibbles for only $29. You also won’t want to miss their weekly Sunday T with fab drinks, gogo dancers, and incredible drag shows at 6 p.m. by Tiffany Fantasia!

1200 Ocean Drive.

SCORE: Stop by for Score’s weekly Karaoke night with over 2,000 titles to choose from. Grab a cocktail and belt out your favorite number.

MARTINI TUESDAY: Edison Farrow hosts the most sophisticated cocktail party in South Beach from 9 p.m. to 3 a.m. www.sobesocialclub.com

SEGAFREDO: Hip outdoor Italian-inspired café with comfortable, living-room style furniture on the terrace for patrons to truly enjoy themselves in friendly surroundings. 1040 Lincoln Road.

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 8 p.m. followed by Mova’s weekly Art of Life with the incomparable Geraldine. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

PALACE: Better than ever before on Ocean Drive and 12th Street, try it for lunch or a late afternoon snack, or just hang out at the bar with the locals. $6 Long Island ice teas till 5 p.m. then half priced cocktails after.

SCORE: It’s Planeta Macho, the hottest Latin Party in Miami Beach, featuring incredible Latin beats by award winner DJ George Ferrero, Pelu Rivero on drums, amazing shows

by Miami’s best female impersonators, and the hottest crowd in town. Don’t miss this party – it’s South Florida’s Best Latin Party!

TWIST: Tonight Dustin Reffca hosts a special WMC version of Fun House Tuesdays with a drag queen DJ showcase featuring DJ Daisy D, DJ Adora, DJ Victoria Sky, and the fabulous Perry Twins. $5 Jumbo Blue Long Island Ice Teas all night long. Never a cover… Always a groove.

TWIST: 2-4-1 happy hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Ebonee Excell and her girls perform upstairs. At TWIST: “Never a cover...Always a groove.

VLADA LOUNGE: Fall in love all over again with your favorite tunes from the past with a Valentine’s edition of RETRO POP! Enjoy champagne and chocolate covered cherry shot specials all night along with the best music from the 80s and 90s! Starts at 6 p.m., no cover, and free parking.

MONDAY, March 22

LUCKY STRIKE LANES: Tonight Edison Farrow hosts his annual Miami Beach Gay Bowling League with DJ Jenni Foxx working the turntables. Balls start rolling at 8 p.m.

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 8 p.m. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.

PALACE: Stop in for comfort food at lunch or dinner. Special bon voyage cocktail specials all day. 1200 Ocean Drive.

SCORE: Happy Monday, where all drinks, well and domestic, are half-price from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. No cover.

TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 drinks ‘till 9 p.m.

Then it’s “I’m A Local” night, with $3 drinks for anyone with TWIST’s “I’m A Local” I.D. all night long. Join Nathan in the Frolic Lounge for his signature mix of pop and the top 20.

Also check out the fabulous men of Gaiety in the Bungalow Bar starting at 10 p.m.

VLADA LOUNGE: Swing by the only gay bar in Midtown Miami for a 2-4-1 happy hour on infused vodka drinks and beer from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. on weekdays. IN THE BIZ? Every Monday is SIP night! Service Industry Professionals receive happy hour prices all night long!

TUESDAY, March 23 BOTANICAL GARDEN: Weekly book club meeting begins at 12:30 p.m. and is free and open to the public. 2000 Convention Center Drive. 305.968.1068

CRÈME LOUNGE: It’s Latin Night tonight at Crème Lounge, playing the best Latin music in a posh New York-style lounge and drink specials.

MDGLCC: Women’s Empowerment Luncheon at the Hyatt Regency Downtown. Registration at 11:30 a.m. and lunch at 12 p.m.

305.573.4000 for more information.

VLADA LOUNGE: Welcoming Kimona live at 8 p.m., who will be performing an amazing vocal mix of Broadway, jazz, and standards every Tuesday from 8 p.m. to 11 p.m.

WEDNESDAY, March 24 MOVA: Stop by for MOVA’s weekly College Night Wednesdays, hosted by the Penny Back Boyz. While DJ George Figares works the turntables, enjoy $3 Finlandia Cocktails all night long. Located on the corner of Michigan and Lincoln.

PALACE: Stop by the Beach House to enjoy one of Palace’s signature cocktails. 1200 Ocean Drive.

SCORE: Come and spend a pleasant evening on one of Score’s outdoor couches as they host Martini Madness Night. A half price Happy Hour runs till 9 p.m. and then it’s $7 Martinis all night long.

TWIST: It’s time to hit the stage as Sean Brady hosts the Sean Brady Show. Karaoke and tons of entertainment all night long. Happy Hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. with 2-4-1 on everything. “Never a cover...Always a groove.”

VLADA LOUNGE: The Bohemia Room premiers at Vlada! A spoken word experience featuring local and international poets every Wednesday from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. This week features the sounds of DJ Selfborn. $10 cover, free parking, and $5 well drinks all night! wireweekly.com | wire magazine | 23

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