Myst Morgan Random Dialogue Between Two Characters

[Random Dialogue Between Two Characters]

Myst Morgan

“Mwahahahahahaha! And with this last step, our evil plan shall be completed!”

“Woohoo. Now hurry up and press the button.”

ly!” “Don’t rush me! This type of thing should be taken slow-

“If you don’t hurry up, some heroic hero’s gonna burst in here and stop us.”

“Hey! I’ve been working my whole life for this moment! I’ve spent hours upon days upon weeks upon years perfecting my plan! Don’t ruin this for me!”

“Alright, alright. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

“... That sounded really menacing. Are you plotting to betray me?”

“What? No, of course not! I’ve worked hard for this too, I want it just as much as you do.”

“Oh really? Because it certainly SEEMS like you’re planning something.”

“I’m not, okay? We’ve talked about this long enough, can you please just hurry up and push the button?”

“I want an apology first.” “What? Why should I apologize? I haven’t done any-

thing!”

“You need to apologize for plotting to betray me.”

“But I wasn’t plotting to betray you! I just wanted you to stop procrastinating on destroying the world!”

say.” “That’s just what someone plotting to betray me would

“Wha…? You know what, I don’t care. Can I just go push the button then?”

“You know what, I’m tired of your constant rudeness! You’re fired!”

“What?”

“You heard me, you’re fired! I want you out of this building this instant!”

“But… you can’t fire me?”

“And why not?”

“Because you never hired me in the first place?”

“Wait seriously? You mean you’ve been working for me all this time for free?”

“Uh, yeah?”

“Dang man, I’m sorry about that.”

“It’s cool. I’ve been working here because I want to.”

“I still feel like I should still pay you something. You’ve helped me a lot over the years. I don’t know where I’d be without you.”

“Thank you, that means a lot. How about we push the button together?”

“That’s a great idea! Shall we, my friend?”

“After you.”

*the world proceeds to blow up*