“I’m not, okay? We’ve talked about this long enough, can you please just hurry up and push the button?”
“I want an apology first.”
“What? Why should I apologize? I haven’t done anything!”
“You need to apologize for plotting to betray me.”
“But I wasn’t plotting to betray you! I just wanted you to stop procrastinating on destroying the world!” “That’s just what someone plotting to betray me would say.” “Wha…? You know what, I don’t care. Can I just go push the button then?” “You know what, I’m tired of your constant rudeness! You’re fired!” “What?” “You heard me, you’re fired! I want you out of this building this instant!”
“But… you can’t fire me?”
“And why not?”
“Because you never hired me in the first place?”
“Wait seriously? You mean you’ve been working for me all this time for free?”
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