VALENTINES TO THAT KID NO ONE WANTED TO SEND VALENTINES TO
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BUDGET FOR A CHEAP DAT E IN NEW HAV EN Suit jacket from Salvation Army Flowers from the Flower Lady Guest swipe into Stiles dining hall
$12 $3 $13
Bribe to convince dining hall worker to let $10
you in before 6:30 p.m. Movie ticket for The Vow
$11
Two-person horse costume so that you can sneak in without buying two tickets $47 One slice of Claire’s cake, since your date doesn’t want any
$5
Another slice of Claire’s cake, because she $5
actually does want some Romantic sonnet from the Poetry Lady
$8
Getting mugged
the rest of your money
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