August 2016: Vitreous Humor

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Vitreous Humor: The Official Satire Column of the YNCA ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

How (Not) To Complete a Chemistry Lab YNCA Satire Team Disclaimer: DO NOT FOLLOW THIS PROCEDURE. THIS IS ONLY MEANT TO BE A SATIRE ARTICLE, AND BY NO MEANS SHOULD ANYONE TRY THIS. IT IS DANGEROUS.

Today is the day you will conduct your first calorimetry lab! Calorimetry is the measurement of the heat of chemical reactions and heat capacity. How fun! This guide will explain exactly how you can be as successful in completing this lab!

1.​ First, gather your materials: -

24 pack of soda (diet coke works best with mentos) Thin Mint Oreos Double Stuffed Oreos Regular Oreos (don’t worry, you won’t have to eat these) Birthday Cake Oreos Mint Oreos Any other oreos you can find Milk (to drink with oreos) Styrofoam Cups Acetone Aluminum Foil Hydrochloric Acid (HCl)

2.​ Alright next test the oreos. The goal is to minimize staleness. To ensure that this is controlled its best you try at least one of each of the oreo flavors. Or maybe ten if you really feel like it.

3.​ Crush the oreos and place them in some aluminium foil and mash them. 4.​ Leave the HCl in a beaker near the oreos. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––


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