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Cheryl KATIE’S ‘FAKE’ DIVORCE:

DID KIERAN

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ON THE COVER 4 Katie Price swears it’s over

for her and Kieran after saying she caught him cheating – but is everything really as it seems?

12 Cheryl and Bear escape to Majorca to celebrate Liam’s 24th. But with his mum and his mates in tow, it doesn’t sound like a very romantic getaway 15 Sarah Harding says her CBB fling with Chad Johnson is the real thing – so why are her friends all so worried?

18 Drunken dancing, flirting and water-fights with Simon Cowell – so that’s why they used to call Mel B Scary Spice!

24 It’s only week two and we already know who our GBBO favourites are (yes, the ones who send us cakes – hint hint) 64 How to keep your tan looking lush – even after you’ve had to turn the central heating back on

WEAR IT’S AT 55 Not just the presenter of TV’s

hottest new gameshow – Maya Jama is also our fashion crush 56 All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey – but that doesn’t have to be true of your wardrobe 63 How to fake Isla Fisher’s bold chic for almost pennies 67 She’s the Picasso of the eyeliner. Now Claudia Winkleman tells us how to recreate her signature look

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LIFE HACKS 73 Love cheese toasties

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75 Want Eva Longoria’s A-list bod? All you need is sunblock, spinach and lots and lots of sex 76 Cheer up your desktop and really get things done with the sassiest stationery you’ve ever seen in your life

THE UNMISSABLES 80 Boyd’s TV Land 82 Kay’s Soap Dish

THE STARS WHO ARE STANDING UP TO CANCER FOR BEING REBELS WITH A CAUSE For this year’s Stand Up To Cancer campaign for Cancer Research UK, a pile of luscious celebs have dressed up as their rebel hero. That includes Scarlett Moffatt as Katniss from Hunger Games, Davina McCall as Joan of Arc, and Alan Carr as iconic actor Marlon Brando. And. They.

Look. Amazing. Scarlett told heat her choice was all

about girl power, saying, “Katniss is my favourite female rebel. You can still be coo,l but also be kicking-ass, girl power-wise, can’t you?”

She also had a pretty brilliant message for cancer itself. “It’s just like, ‘F**k off, cancer’, basically. No one likes you, go away. That is basically it. Nobody likes you, so just go. No one gives a shit about you.” Too right.

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH

KATIE AND KIERAN? I After his ‘affair’ with the nanny, things are looking a little fishy…

ND STILL AROU Kieran was out shopping with Harvey last week

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tseemsadaycan’t gobywithoutsome kindofdramain KatiePrice’slife.

Butlastweekshe managedtooutdo herself whenshe announcedshewas divorcing third husbandKieranHayler, becausehe’dbeenhavingayear-long affair withthefamily’snanny,Nikki Brown.Well,ithadbeenthreeyears sincehislastcheatingscandalwith Katie’sbestfriendJanePountney(not tomentionsleepingwithherotherfriend ChrissyThomas),sotheself-confessed sexaddicthadgivenstaying faithful agoodshot.Butasmoreandmoreseedy andconflictingdetailsemerged,itleft alotofpeoplewondering heat included whatthetruthwas.Firstly,thenanny herself hasdeniedit,thenKatie’ssecond husbandAlexReidsaidhecould“smell arat”,claimingshewasfabricating thestorytogarnerpublicityforher upcominglivetour,whilemanyonline commentersthoughtitwasa“fake”split.

So,what’sreallygoingon?

THE NANNY AFFAIR Katie,39,sensationallyclaimedshe hadbeenpayingnannyNikki “tof**k myhusbandfor12months”andwas

heartbrokenyetagainbyKieran’s betrayal.“Iwasgutted.Theyhad sex everywhereexceptinourbedroom, theyevendid itinthekids’ bathroom,” shesaid.ButNikki whoKieran apparentlysaidsmelledof “BOand fags” hitback.“It’sallalittlestorythat comes fromherhead,”shesaid.“I’mgoing toclearmyname.I’mnotgoing tobejustsomebodyelsethatshe’s disposedof andthought,‘Doyou know what?I’mgoingtouseher.’She’s vile.”

WhileKatieisinsistingthatKieran andNikkididhaveanaffair,friends say itmaynotbeasdramaticasshe’s making out.“Itfeelslikeshe’ssensationalised it,” aninsidertells heat.“Theydidn’t have ayear-long affair,butKatie’sobviously emotional,andshealsoknowsthat the worsethissounds,themoresympathy she’llget.She’sdefinitelyupset,but she’snofool.Katiewillmilkthisto the bitterend.She’sforbiddenKieran from sayinganything,andshehasgotform inexaggeratingthingsthathave happenedtoherinthepast.”

ButAlexReid wasn’thavingany of it.

“It’sextremelyconvenienttiming,” he said.“There’snocoincidencehere. This wholesituationisagreatmoney-making opportunity.”Andcommenterswere quicktoquestionitall,withonewriting, “Thisdoesn’taddup,allsoundsfake

DEEP Diving into the big story of the week

OR? MANIPULAT It’s not like she hasn’t done similar things in the past

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I’ve got the lie tector on standby

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IDAY HAPPY HOL

LOOSE LIPS Katie has been dropping unsubtle hints on Loose Women for months

DEEP

Looking loved-up in Cyprus despite apparently knowing about the affair

andmadeupbyKatietogetyet moresympathy,”whileanother simply said, “This is all bollocks.”

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‘Katie has made a massive financial gain from all of this’ Thesourcecontinues,“Katie madeanagreementwithKieran thathewouldsaynothingandlet herdoallthetalking,buthemessed upbypostingonsocialmedia, whichiswhyKatieisangrynow.”

Andwhensheappearedon Loose Women lastweek,Katieseemed farfromsurethatthemarriage wasreallyover.Appearingquite calm,shesaid,“Ilovehim…There’s nofutureforusatthemoment, heneedstogogethelp.

TIMINGISMONEY ThePriceycertainlyknowshow toplaythemedia,andthetiming

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Katie initially claimed she was divorcing Kieran, but was letting him stay in the house for the sake of their children – Jett, four, and three-year-old Bunny – as well as her other kids Harvey, 15, Junior, 12, and Princess, ten. But hours later, Kieran, 30, posted a picture of Katie lying on his lap and said he was watching the boxing with “wifey”. He was also pictured out with the kids, and we’re toldthat Katie is happy to have him there because he does so much athome.

“Kieran is too useful to Katie to let him go,” explains the friend.

“He’s a round-the-clock babysitter, he looks after all the animalsand does everything around the house.

To be honest, although she’s upset, in some ways it’s worked outwell.

She is the victim, but she can show her mature side by putting theneedsof thekidsfirst.”

Kieran posted this last week

of herannouncementhasraised eyebrows.Shehadbeendropping hints for months that all was not well in their marriage, and in recent weeks had been going out without her wedding ring and saying things on Loose Women such as, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.” In her tell-all interview about the affair – published on 26 August – Katie claims she had discovered “intimate text messages” two weeks previously, leading to Kieran’s confession. However, on 21 August the couple had been posting loved-up pictures while on a family holiday together.

It’s all seemingly very mysterious – why wait till last week to tell the world? Well, her latest Q&A tour started last week, but ticket sales weren’t good, and she’s working on a new autobiography. Katie was also paid a reported six-figure

Nikki Brown, the nanny

sumforsellingherstoryto anationalnewspaper,andfilming of the second series of her reality show, Katie Price: My Crazy Life starts soon – she needs the publicity and drama. “Katie knows a happy life doesn’t always make interesting reading, and she has made a massive financial gain from this, which she says is one consolation,” our source says. “She knows that timing is everything and more people will want to come and see her on tour if she’s got more heartache and controversy to talk about, rather than rehashing the same old stuff about Kieran and Jane. She loves bringing out books to give her side of the story, but before this new affair, there wasn’t much for her to talk about. Now she’s found a gold mine. It certainly goes some way to making up for the breakdown of her marriage.”

WHAT NOW? If Katie does go through with her third divorce, then she’ll be making sure everything will be done on her terms. “She won’t want Kieran to get a penny,” our source says.

“It’s seems like it’s just another Pricey roller-coaster ride, where amazingly she’ll come out smelling of roses. She’ll keep Kieran close, as she needs him to look after the kids and all their animals. She hates being on her own, so she won’t want him to go until she has another husband lined up. She’s wanted out of the marriage for a while, but was worried Kieran was starting to get sympathy because of the way she speaks to him on her reality show. Now, it seems clear she’s the victim again.”

As the lady herself is all too fond of saying: never underestimate the Pricey. I

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CASHING IN STOCK RISING

CHICKEN FILLETS Afterfinallyhaving herboobimplants taken out, Victoria Beckham looked great as she posed in her bra.

But the chicken fillets are always there if she fancies a boost in the future

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Nineyearsaftermakinghis Twitterdebut,JustinBieber hasbecomethesecondpersonto reach100millionfollowers(Katy Perrywasthefirst).Apparently, hehasalottosayin140characters.

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ParisJacksonwas,shockhorror, picturedwithhairylegs.The sassy teen’sresponse?DGAF.

Followingwarnings weriska“prosecco smile” ierotting teeth ifwedrink toomuchfizz,we’re rethinkingourFriday nightpubchoice.

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LONDON LIFE

JustwhenwethoughAmir Khan’ssplitfromwifeFaryal Makhdoomcouldn’tgetany messier, she’s announced she’s pregnant with their second child, but will be raising the baby by herself.

PerrieEdwardswillbeembracing herinnerscouseWAGafter herfootballerboyfriendAlex Oxlade-Chamberlain signed for Liverpool. We’re sure Cricket will welcome her with open arms.

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“Can you pull me hair from me eyes, Pet?”

Having your photo taken is EXHAUSTING

INSIDE Chiam’s first family holiday I

But things weren’t quite as picture-perfect as they looked

Yes, he’s pleased to see you

twastheirfirstholiday asafamilyof threeand, naturally, Cheryland Liam Payne couldn’t resist uploading gorgeous pictures of themselves (and Baby Bear’s adorable chubby hand) on their Instagram accounts. But while it may have looked like the getaway of dreams, as they celebrated Liam’s 24th birthday in Majorca, we’re told things were a little awkward behind the scenes – mainly thanks to Liam’s mates and Chezza’s glam squad coming along for the ride.

“Obviously, Liam wanted to enjoy their first proper family holiday together with Bear,”

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says heat ’sinsider.“But he also wantedtohaveareally fun few dayswithhismates. He called it his ‘birthday blowout’, and he wanted to go big, so several of his friends from school flew out to join them. Cheryl is happy for Liam to let his hair down – and she was enjoying a few drinks, too – but she felt the pressure for him to have a good time, while showing she could still be fun.

Plus, she’s still getting to know his friends – but she was really making an effort.”

Liam’s parents also flew out to join the couple on his actual birthday – this holiday is sounding less romantic by the second. And

Chezza also had other things on her mind, as she was preparing for her big post-baby body reveal, while the group enjoyed a day trip on a luxury boat in the Med. “Cheryl stage-managed these ‘perfect’ snapshots for social media,” says heat ’s insider close to the couple, who had Bear in March after a whirlwind 15 months together. “Honestly, she was getting obsessive about it.

The public got to see four or five glossy shots, but behind the scenes, Cheryl spent hours getting them done, and then hours choosing which ones to post. She tried around five different outfits and bikinis to see what looked best for the pics, and she had her entire entourage there with her to do her

Is this Cheryl or Disney’s Bambi ?

Not a Snapchat effect – these hearts actually appear whenever they’re together

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hair and make-up. They tried lounging shots like the one she posted, but also some sunbathing ones, various poses around the yacht, and hundreds with Liam – some kissing, some cuddling.”

It was, of course, our first glimpse of 34-year-old Cheryl’s postpregnancy body, but Liam couldn’t understand the effort behind all the pictures.

“Cheryl was working out and dieting hard for the few weeks before the trip,” says the insider.

“It was definitely something she felt she had to prove. She put on weight while she was pregnant, like everyone does, and wanted to get back her usual size 6. She wanted to show the world that she was back to her best, with

a six-pack to boot.She reallydidn’t want tobein a bikiniwith even ahintof a babybelly.Liam is usedtoallthiswith work photoshoots,but even hewasgettingabitfrustrated with her.Hewassayingthat he’d prefer it if she enjoyed the moments, instead of staging them for pics. But he knows how important it was for her.”

And Liam clearly appreciates all her hard work, saying last week, “She is a superwoman.

Bless her, she’s done so well and she’s really happy with herself at the moment.” Q I’ve got me boating top on

Bear’s paw.

CUUUUTE

“Lovey-dovey selfie, take 873…”

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Friends warn Sarah over ‘playboy’ Chad

Chad’s Bumble profile

She says her new man is ‘The One’, but alarm bells are ringing

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ecan’thavebeen theonlyoneshiding behindourhandsand shrieking,“Nooooo!”whenSarah Harding gotoff withlothario ChadJohnsonon CelebrityBig Brother.Andnowthey’reout, andmakingapropergoofthings, friendstell heat thesingeris ignoringwarningsignsabout theplayboy.Infact,she’salready talkingaboutmarryinghimand gettingarealityTVshow.

“Friendsareworriedthat Sarah’sindenialaboutChad,” saysaninsiderclosetothe CBB winner,afterheadlineslastweek revealedthathernewUSreality starboyfriendwasondatingapp Bumble.“Everyone’swarning hernottotrusthimorrushinto anything.They’reconcernedhe maybeusingherforfameandshe couldwindupgettinghurtor

embarrassedif itturnsouthe’s badnews.We’vetoldherwe’re worried,butshe’snotlistening.

She’sadamantthatthey’reinlove, andshesaysshe’sreadytosettle downwithChad.Shesayshe’s TheOneandhasreassured peoplehe’sagoodguy.Butthere’s aworry thatSarahwillreturnto herwildwayswithChad.Shestill hasalotof issuesandpersonal demonssheneedstodealwith, andif hedumpsher,shecould endupinrehabagain.”

Backin2011,theformerGirls Aloudsingerwastreatedfor depressionanddependency onalcoholandsleepingpills.It cameshortlyafteradevastating break-upwithherfiancé,DJTom Crane,andSarahsaidafterwards, “Iwasdrinkingtodealwithmy emotionsafterthesplit.”But CBB viewerswereconcerned

toseeherpartyinghardinthe house.Infact,SarahandChad’s initialflirtationwasboozefuelled,butSarah,35,insists it’stherealdeal,saying,“[Chad] soonbecameaverygoodfriend tome,andwegotalotcloser.”

Now,friendssaySarah’shoping theirrelationshipwillhelp reignitehercareer.“She’skeento getthemsignedupfortheirown realityshow,”saystheinsider.

“Shealsotalkingaboutdoing atell-allbookaboutherand Chad,aswellashertimeinGirls Aloud.Alotof whatshehastosay isn’tpretty it’snotgoingtogo downwellwiththeothergirls, butshefeelsuntouchable.She’s gettingsix-figureoffers she thinkssheandChadcouldbethe nextbigrealityTVlovestory.”

Wegotasneakpreviewof what aSarahandChadrealityshow

mightlooklikelastweek, when TheBachelor star,30, postedanInstagramvideo.Init, Sarah’sseenranting,apparently drunk,tellingChadto“f**koff”.

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Coleen’s turmoil over Wayne’s arrest While the wife’s away, Wayne will play…

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Cheshiremansionheshares withColeenandsons,Kai,seven, Klay,four,and20-month-oldKit. Onlookerssayhewasdancingon thetablesandsingingOasissongs beforepolicepulledhimoveronhis wayhome,withreportsclaiminghe wasthreetimesoverthelegallimit.

Wayne’sarrestcomeslessthan ayearafterhewasseen“stumbling around”andcould“hardlyspeak” aftercrashingawedding following anEnglandmatch.InMay,itwas reportedhe’dgambledaway£500k injusttwohoursduringadrunken nightoutatacasino.Andwhocould forgetWayne’sdallianceswith prostitutes,bothwhenhewas16 andwhileColeenwaspregnant withKaibackin2009?

Despiteretiringfrom internationalduty,Waynerecently re-signedtoboyhoodclubEverton andpromisedtobeonhisbest behaviour,whichisanotherreason whyColeen,31,issomad.“She wantsWaynetobeasuccessat Everton,andknowsheneedsto beintopconditiontodothat,”our sourceadds.“Thisdoesn’tlook good,especiallyashe’sarolemodel tosomanyyoungboys,including hissons.Of course,she’llsupport him,butshe’llmakeitclearthis cannothappenagain shedoesn’t needtheaddedstressinherlife atthemoment.”

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asWayneRooneynotheard ofUber?Lastweekthe formerEnglandcaptain wasarrestedandchargedwith drink-drivingafternightout, whilewifeColeenandtheirthree sonswereonholiday.What’smore, itwasclaimedhewasdriving amysterywomanhomewhenhe wasarrested.Understandably, MrsRooneywasnotimpressed whenshereadthestories.

Notonlyisshepregnantwith theirfourthchild,thisisthelatest inalonglineof messesWayne hasgothimself into,andshe’s concernedthathecouldhave allowedthistohappen.“Coleen isveryupset,”asourcetells heat.

“Shehasnoproblemwithhimgoing outandhavingafewdrinkswithhis matesfromtimetotime,butof courseshe’sworriedbytheclaims hewasdrink driving.

Sometimes, itfeelslikehe neverlearns fromhis mistakes.”

According toreports, Wayne,31,was outdrinking attheBubble Roomin AlderleyEdge, The Rooneys justafewmiles on their awayfromthe holidays

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Is boozy Mel B OUT OF CONTROL? Friends fear the former Spice Girl is ‘going off the deep end’

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he’sbeenthrough hellthepastfew months after ending her ten-year marriage to Stephen Belafonte in April.

And as Mel B deals with the fallout from her divorce battle, you can hardly blame her for wanting to let off some steam.

But we’re told friends of the former Spice Girl are becoming increasingly worried about the star, as her partying has kicked up a notch in recent weeks. Now, following a boozy appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards and claims that she has been seeing a married LA policeman, those close to the 42 year old are concerned for her wellbeing.

“We’re worried Mel may overdoing the boozing and partying a bit,” a source close to the star tells heat. “She’s lost weight, and she often goes out all night and then has trouble staying awake in the daytime, while she’s at work filming.”

Last week, Mel made

ashow-stoppingentrance attheVMAs,wearingagold sequinned dress emblazoned with the slogan, “YOU WILL NEVER OWN ME” – an apparent dig at her estranged husband, who she has accused of physical and mental abuse during their time together.

But her defiant attitude took a wobble later in the evening, as she hit the after-party at Tao nightclub in West Hollywood.

“Mel was chain-smoking cigarettes and knocking back the vodka and Champagne.

She was making out with some guy who was a dead ringer for Stephen,” our source tells us.

“It seems like the stress is making her self destruct.”

Mel’s behaviour follows an on-air meltdown in which she threw water at her America’s Got Talent co-star Simon Cowell, after he made a crude joke about her marriage. She’s also reported to have been involved with Beverly Hills

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cop,RyanLawrence,who’sonly beenmarriedfor11months.

Our insider continues, “Mel is pretty into him, but it’s a very complicated situation, and one she doesn’t need.”

But while the star continues to worry friends with her unhinged behaviour, help is on its way in the form of Mel’s mum, Andrea Brown, who’s moving to LA. Last week, Andrea revealed on Twitter that her visa had finally been approved, after having run into trouble withthe American Embassy for overstaying on a previous visit.

Now, with the relocation apparently going ahead, insidershope that with her mum there to supporther, Mel will finallyget some much-needed stability in herlife.

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ou heard it here first: it turns out there is such a thing as too much mashed potato. Last week, we told you that Mariah Carey had a new FU attitude to diet and exercise, having gained 4st over the past year on a meal plan of wine, mash, crisps and cake. But now the singer is taking drastic action to put an end to her weight gain.

“Mariah’s realised that she may have a major issue with overeating, and it’s impacting her life in a negative way,” a friend of the diva tells heat. “In the old days, she’d have just had surgery like lipodissolve andhitthegymforabit if she’dputonweight,but that’snotenoughnow.

Shefeelsthestressof raising herkids[twinsMoroccan andMonroe,six],plus apunishingschedule, hastotallydestroyed herself-control.”

Likethebestof us,the singerknowsshe’slacking

the willpower to rein in her appetite and stop herself from reaching for the cocktail menu.

So, to help her shift the pounds, she’s turning to the pros and checking herself into a weight-loss retreat (VIP, of course).

Our source adds, “It’s the last thing Mariah thought she’d have to do, but she wants to book a stay at a high-end treatment centre in California or New York as soon as her schedule permits. She wants to get things under control and to drop at least 50lbs.” I

“I told you, I don’t do stairs”

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MARIAH:

“Taylor, Imma not let you finish…”

This week WE’RE OBSESSED WITH

Ice cold, Taylor

Kim’s fury over Taylor’s robbery jibe I

tisquitetheachievementtooffend everyoneyou’veevermetinthe spaceoffourminutes,15seconds butTaylorSwiftisnothingif not efficient.Lastweek,thesingerreleased hermusicvideofornewsingle Look WhatYouMadeMeDo,andnoone notKatyPerry,notCalvinHarris,not TomHiddleston escapedunscathed.

Butforoneof theA-listvictimsof Taylor’snewscorched-earthpolicy, thevideowentwaytoofar andshe’s notgoingtotakeitlyingdown.

“KimKardashianisfuriousand consideringlegalaction,”said heat ’s insider,afterthevideodebutedatthe VMAs.ItshowedTaylor,27,bathing injewelsasshesang,“Idon’tlikeyour

A broken Kim in the aftermath of the robbery

perfectcrime,how youlaughwhenyou lie.”Thevideoseemstobereferring totheParisrobberyinwhichKimwas forcedtositinabathatgunpoint,while thievesstole£8.5millionworthof her jewellery,withmanybelieving Taylor’s suggestingthatthecrimewasactually mastermindedbyKim’scamp.This isn’tthefirsttimethatthestar’shad toenduresuchclaims.Followingthe ordeal,whichsawKimtakeamonthlongretreatfrompublic life,shesuedawebsite forsuggestingthatthe heistcouldhavebeen aninsidejob.

Thesourceadds,“Kimisseriously pissedoff,andwantstocutTaylor downtosize.She’salreadyreached outtoKaty[Perry]andanyoneelse shecanthinkof togatherasmuch dirtonTayloraspossible.Shewants toshowtheworldhowtoxicand unpleasantshebelievesTaylortobe.”

Thefeuddatesbackto2009,when therealitystar’shusband,KanyeWest, stormedthestageattheVMAstoclaim Taylordidn’tdeserveher award.The pairmadepeace,untillastyear,when Kanyereleasedhissong Famous,in whichhecalledTaylora“bitch”and tookcreditforhersuccess.When Taylorpubliclyprotested,Kim,36, releasedaudiofromaphonecallwhere thesingerappearedtoapprovethelyrics.

‘Kim is gathering dirt on Taylor, to show the world how toxic she is’

Insiderssaythislatestdevelopment marksanewlowintherelationship.

“Thisnastinesscamefromnowhere, andKim’sbeentotallyknocked sideways.She’sverysensitiveabout whathappenedinParis itwassuch ahorribleexperience,andthehateful messagesfromTaylor’sfanshave freakedherout.Kim’stalkingto lawyersandgoingoverallheroptions rightnow,andif therearegroundsto sueTaylor,shewill.”Q

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Ms Swift has a list, and Kimye are at the very top

Brad with kids Shiloh and Pax

IS BRAD SET TO LOSE CUSTODY BATTLE? It’s looking as if Ange will get the kids

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versincetheyannouncedtheir shocksplitayearago,BradPitt andAngelinaJoliehavebeenat loggerheadsoverthecustodyof their sixchildren.Butnowitseemstheymay finallyhavesortedthingsout(well,their expensivelawyershave),andsources sayit’snotlookingtoogoodforBrad.

“Bradhadwantedsharedcustodyof thechildren,butit’slookingincreasingly likelyAngemayhavethemfull-time, andhewillget‘reasonable’visitation rights,”says heat ’sinsider.“Bradhad

Angelina with some of the Jolie-Pitt children

wanted them to spend 50 per cent of their time at his house with him. But Ange feels it would be fairer on the kids if they’re based at one home full-time, and get to have regular time with Brad.

Brad understands this, although, of course, it’s a difficult time.”

While he’s upset, Brad, 53, knowsthe situation could have been a lot worse.

He admitted he had a problem with alcohol in an interview earlier this year, and was also investigated by the FBI– but later cleared – after an incident with eldest son Maddox, 16, on a private jet.

“Originally, Ange wanted sole legal custody, which would have given her total control over all aspects of the children’s lives,” explains the insider.

“But Brad has worked hard these past few months to clean up his act, stay sober, and get fit and healthy. The kids mean so much to him, so, of course, it will hurt if he can’t see them every day.”

This means that Ange and Brad will have to work together and co-parent the Jolie-Pitt brood – we foresee a LOT of awkward chats. Q

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The boys enjoy lollies with their pop

Jamie hoped for a perfect getaway. He didn’t get it

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ustweeksafter heat reportedthatJamie Redknapphadbegged his estrangedwife Louise to go onafamilyholiday to try and rebuildtheirmarriage, it seems that hispleashavefallen on deaf ears.

Rather thanenjoying time in the sun togetherwiththeir sons Charley, 13,andBeau, eight, Jamie tooktheboysoff to Portugal onhisown,before an awkward handoverwith Louise, who tookoverforthe second half ofthetrip.

“After everythingthey’vebeen

In happier times

throughinthepastyear,Jamie hadwantedthemtospendthe summerholidaystogetheras afamily,toshowLouisewhatfun theycouldhavetogether,and whatshewouldbemissingout on,”explains heat ’ssource.“But shewasn’tinterested.Obviously, shewantedaholidaywiththe boys,butshedidn’twanttobe therewithJamie.

“AlthoughJamieandLouise arequiteamicable,itwasstill atensehandover,”oursource adds.“Jamieisdeterminedto winherback,butshe’shappy withherlifeatthemoment.

Shejustwantedtoenjoythe holidaywiththeboys,and notworryaboutthefuture.”

Naturally,thisleftJamie bitterlydisappointed.“Jamie isdoingeverythinghecanto win her back – he really misses them being a family unit and just wants her home. He was certain that if he could’ve convinced her to come on holiday with them, their problems would’ve been sorted, and they could start

afresh.He’ssaidhethoughtit wasjustaphaseLouisewas goingthrough,andthatshe wouldsooncomeback.But nowhe’sworriedthatshe’s movedonforgood.”

As heat previouslytoldyou, Louise,42,isembracingher newsinglelife,enjoyingnights outwithclosefriendDaisy Loweandacareerrevivalsince shefinishedasrunner-upon lastyear’s Strictly.Thestar who’sabouttostarttouring themusical Cabaret ishoping toputanydecisionsabouther futurewithJamieonholdfor themoment.

“Louiseknewthatif shewent onholidaywithJamie,hewould wanttodiscusswhat’shappening withthemasacouple,andshe doesn’tfeelreadyforthatatthe moment,” heat ’s insider adds.

“Once she’s back in the UK, she’ll be focused on Cabaret, using that as her distraction. Her children will always come first, but she needs to do what’s right for her and her happiness as well.”Q

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Jamie and Louise’s tense family holiday

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SECRET LIVES OF THE

“Where’s my Mars bar?”

BAKE OFF STARS

Action man Tom’s marathon obsession

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ehadusfromthemomenthe gildedapear –anddashing architect Tom Hetherington just kept delivering, with his chilled manner, floppy grin and that pencil tucked behind his ear. A bit of Twitter-stalking, meanwhile, turned up only more reasons to be Team Tom. The 29 year old (who lives in Edinburgh with partner David) isn’t just a point-scorer in the kitchen – he’s also a keen rugby player, showing that tough athletes can also be delicate bakers. Tom even posted a photo of a chocolate and peanut butter fudge he made for his teammates to apologise for keeping them in the dark about GBBO. We’d like an apology, too, Tom.

TheScotisalsoaseasonedmarathon runner,completingeventsathome and in London and New York, raising money in memory of his twin brother Robert. Tragically, soldier Robert was killed four years ago while serving in Afghanistan, after a Taliban explosion hit his armoured vehicle. Tom says the memory of Robert’s strength pushes him to achieve more in his own life.

He attributes his baking skills to his mother, home economics teacher June, as well as his grannies, who were both excellent cake-makers. With genetic talent – and determination – on his side, Tom has the ingredients to go all the way.

Stalk himself yourself on Insta at @TomEatsCake. Q

Is that the Bake-Off tent behind you, Tom?

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He runs off the calories to raise money for charity

WHO’S THE MOST FUN? WHO BAKES THE BEST CAKES? WHO WOULD BE YOUR BAKE-OFF BF/GF/BFF?

CHRIS

FLO

JAMES

JULIA

LIAM

Adventurous – in his flavours, his fashion and, we suspect, in the bedroom.

Erm, hello? He suggestively joked about his compass and compared his chocolate to sex.

Flo gives us major grandma goals, with her love of cocktails and cutting the rug with her mates. We want to be her, we want her to adopt us… so many emotions.

Nice enough,but currently flying so far under the radar we wouldn’t be able to pick him out of a baking tray. He’s the banker? No, sorry, still can’t remember him.

Focused-yet-fun, and with a good rapport with Sandi and Noel, Siberianborn Julia gets top marks for her strong eyebrow game, and her Russian-dolls illusion cake.

Cheeky, confident and competent in the kitchen, if we were five *cough* ten years younger, we’d definitely let him bake us a cake.

Plus, Paul’s a fan, so he should go far.

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Liam: Bake Off ’s caked crusader

There’s another, smaller Julia inside her

Julia’s whirlwind romance

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Holy delicious, unhealthy treat, Batman!

FLO: ‘BAKING GOT ME OUT OF A BLACK HOLE’ Welovehaving agrannytorootfor, especiallyif she’sthespittingimage of Corrie legendVeraDuckworth.

SoFlo’s BakeOff debutgaveusmore pleasurethanabagof Werther’s Originals.The71yearold–the oldestcontestant toevercompete ontheshow–has beenbakingfor 50yearsandnow makes“Flo’s Pantry”treatsfor hersonStephen’s Got any Veras? restaurant.The LAHVELY! retiredsausage

factoryworkeruppedherbaking gametwoyearsagoafterlosingher husbandRichardtoleukaemia,and saysittookheroutof “theblackhole”.

AlthoughFlodescribesherselfas atraditionalbaker,she’snotstuckin thepast,dishing upawatermelon illusioncake sorealistic,it could’vefiton DirtyDancing.

Andsoanicon wasborn!Follow hertweetson @Flo_Atkins17.

KATE

TOM

STACEY

STEVEN

YAN

SOPHIE

We predict Kate’s passion for history – and fusing it into her bakes – is going to get super-snoozy fast. Our advice: leave historical bakes where they belong, in the past.

He bakes, has nice arms, and knows what an iron is – of course we fancy him. His partner David is an obstacle, though, so it’s back to the Bake Off drawing board.

Stace hasn’t really come out of her shell yet – apart from the occasional meltdown – but we reckon that, after getting stuck into the cooking sherry, she’d be a laugh.

He’s the class boff who gets good results and gives toffee-coated apples to teacher.

Stevo needs to hang with the rebels (Liam and Flo) and loosen up a bit.

We love that supersmart biomedical scientist Yan is actually a scatty Cathy (she forgot to switch her oven on), and that she met her wife at the local football club. Ledge.

A bit average. But her fortune cookie messages – “Today you will mostly poo candy floss”, “You’ll get bored of writing fortunes” – gave us hope for a more fun side.

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emember being17andcoppingoffwith Stavros on yourannualfamilyholiday in Crete? (Just us?) JuliaChernogorova did one better with her holiday fling – she married him. The 21 year old, who comes from the remote coal mining region of Kemerovo in Siberia, met her British husband Matt, 24, while on holiday in Turkey in 2013. A year later, they married and settled in Ifield, West Sussex, where Julia soon discovered some pretty hardcore baking skills.

Yep, while most teens are still dining on a student diet of Cup Noodles and toast, Julia threw herself into three years of baking practise, honing her craft before finally applying for this year’s GBBO. She even quit her job booking private jets for clients so that she could focus fully on her dream of winning the competition.

She might be young, but there’s no messing around with this one.

In fact, driving the point home that she’s not to be underestimated, Julia’s very first showstopper was a Russian doll cake with another doll cake inside. We like to think this represents who she is oh so multi-layered, and full of surprises.

Check her out at @JChernogorova.

Liam Charles has a superhero identity – the caped crusader, Cake Boy. The 20 year old, who studies drama at Goldsmiths University, earned the alter ego from friends who couldn’t get enough of his epic baked goods during lectures.

And Liam’s putting his powers to good use, as he tries to make baking cool among the younger generation. When not treading the boards at uni or filling the Bake Off tent with delectable edibles, Liam can be found at home in Hackney, teaching his nephews how to achieve the shiniest glacé, among other top baking tips. For more of his cakes, go to @LiamcBakes.

Kate Upton

This week WE’RE OBSESSED WITH

Sienna Miller

Katie Holmes

P!nk

Celeb Gucci goals Tigers, rainbows, brights!

Subtle is so over…

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Chrissy Teigen

Demi Lovato

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t’shardtobelievetherewasonce atimewhenroaringtigermotifs, technicolourstripesandboldbrand logoswereconsideredfashionoverkill.

Luckilyforthisweek’sGucci-clad celebs,it’snolongerthecase,andthis “moreismore”approachshowsnosign of fading.Perfectforaddingadashof funtoyourwardrobewhilealsoscoring someseriousstylepoints,everyonefrom DemiLovatotoKatieHolmes(wewant thosebee trainers)isgivingusGucci inspo.Butyoudon’thavetobreakthe banktogetinonthedesigneraction thehighstreethasplentyof inspired stylesthatwillhaveeveryonewondering if you’rewearingtherealdeal.Q

They’re getting married in the morning. And the day after. And the day after that…

J-Lo’s epic 3-day wedding

J-Lo and A-Rod: a perfect blend

Jenny will not be having her big day on the block

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enniferLopezisnotone foralow-keyentrance(not areferencetovajazzling, FYI).So,whenitcomesto marryingherboyfriendof seven months,AlexRodriguez,you won’tbesurprisedtohearthat thestarisreadytogo allout, withathree-day,star-studded extravaganzainthefancyNew Yorkers’weekendplaygroundof theHamptons. Althoughthepair haveyettopubliclyannounce theirengagement,friendstell heat they’vealreadystartedtalking datesandareunwillingtosettle foranythinglessthan“the weddingof thecentury”.

“It’sreallyhappening,they’re bothsoexcitedtobeabletoshow theirloveforeachother,”says heat ’sinsider.“Theyalreadyhave aweddingplannerworkingwith them,andthey’rejustnailing

downthetimeframeandtypeof ceremonytheywant.They want ittobeasgrandandextravagant aspossible,andJen’ssoldonthe ideaofathree-dayevent,with herfamousmusicianfriends performing.Everydetailhas beentakencareof therewill behelicopterstothevenue,and alltheaccommodationwillbe paidfor,too.Jenwantstotreat everyonetoapartythey’llnever forget there’sevengoingto

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Jen’s $10m mansion in the Hamptons could be the venue

beaten-course rehearsaldinner thenightbefore.She andAlexfigurethey havemoremoney betweenthemthan theyknowwhattodowith[the coupleboastacombinedwealth ofover$600m],sowhynot splurgeontheirlovedones?

Andit’snotlikeeitherof them areknownforbeingunderstated.”

Jen,48,andformerbaseball star,Alex,42,havebothbeen marriedbefore,Jenrackingup animpressivethreemarriages sofar.Thepairalsohavetwo childreneach,whowillnodoubt playimportantrolesinthe nuptials.“Thelikelyvenueis theHamptons[whereJenhas a$10millionmansion],and theweddingwillbeeitherearly nextyearornextsummer,”

saysthesource.“They’restill workingoutthelogisticsof havingachurchceremony, whichthey’dbothlike.Butthat makesithardkeeptheevent private,soholdingthereception atherhomewouldbeperfect.

Jenwantsatleastthreegown changes,plusaloadof high-end resort-wearandcocktaildresses fortheweddingweek.Everyone thinksshe’llhaveValentinofor herentirebridallook,andAlex willgetTomFordtodesignhis ownwardrobe.”

Justletusknowwherethe helicopter’sgoingtobepicking usupfrom,yeah?Q

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This week WE’RE OBSESSED WITH

Take a chill pill, Binks

This week WE’RE OBSESSED WITH

JP and India: Mega-awww

Binky: ‘I want to be sexy again for JP’ #30

The new mum is working out seven days a week

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heonlygavebirthtoher daughterIndiainJune, butBinkyFelsteadisn’t lettingalittlethinglike caringforanewbornstopher bringingsexyback. Accordingto insiders,Binksisterrifiedabout losingthesparkinthebedroom withbabydaddyJosh“JP” Pattersonandfeelsinsecureabout herpost-babybody.Hersolution?

Aseriousdietandfitnessoverhaul becausewhoneedsrest?

“Binky’sonebigworryright nowismakingitworkwithJP,” afriendtells heat.“Shewants tofeelsexyagainandgether ‘banging body’back,soshe’sbeen runningherselfragged,working outuptosevendaysaweek.”

The26yearoldrecentlyposted apicof herself inthegym,with thecaption,“Sweatingitouton myowntoday.”Andwhile,during herpregnancy,shespokeabout regainingherstrengthandfitness inabalancedandgradualway, friendsworrythatBinkyisbeing fartoohardonherself.“Some of usfeelasthoughsheneedsto chillout,”ourinsideradds.“She’s alwaysworryingaboutsomeone else if notIndia,thenJPorher mumorherfriends.Theythink

sheneedstorelaxandtakethings slower,butBinkydoesn’tlisten.

Shewantstoseetheresultsnow.”

Lastmonth,wesawBinks laughingwithafriendabouther lackof asexlifeonherspin-off show BornInChelsea,admitting that,amonthaftergivingbirth, sheandJPhadn’thadsexyet butthatshehadgivenhimsome, ahem,oralattention.But,behind thesmile,friendssaythestar israckedwithinsecurities.

ThisisdespiteJP’spublic declarationsof love.Lastweek, hepostedapicturetoInstagram of thetwotogether,andwrote, “Binksfeltinsecureaboutthis photobecauseof herpost-baby body.SoIwantedtouploaditto showhowbeautifulIthinksheis!”

Butdespitehisinsistences, Binkyremainsunconvinced.

“JPassureshereverythingis fine,butshesometimesworries thatif theydon’thaveanactive sexlife,thensomething’swrong,” oursourcetellsus.“Sheknows thatif sheworksout,she’llfeel sexierandbeinthemoodmore often.It’saclassiccaseof Binky wantingtohaveitall butwhen shesetshersightsonsomething, sheusuallyachievesit.”Q

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I’ve already brought sexy back, babes

This is what she’s working for

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#32

“I’m the King of the Thames!”

Russell takes Laura up the Thames The former wildman just made things official with his baby mama

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et’sfaceit,you’retakingonquite alotof baggagewithRussell Brand,withhisdrug-loving past,aformersexaddiction andanA-listex-wife.Butlastweek,the comedian/actorpersuadedsomeone hewaswellworththeeffort,marrying ScottishlifestylebloggerLaura Gallacher,anditwassmilesallround.

Russell,42,andLaura,30,had “anintimateservice”inHenley-onThames,Oxon,whichonlookers describedasa“small,personalaffair, ratherthanacircus”. Abitdifferentto his2010IndianweddingtoKatyPerry, then,whereRussfamouslyarrivedon

an elephant. Last week’s ceremony, at Remenham Church, near their home, was attended by celeb mates Noel Gallagher, Jonathan Ross and Fearne Cotton. Also in attendance was Laura’s big sister, Sky Sports presenter Kirsty Gallacher.

Things might’ve been low-key, but that doesn’t mean they were conventional. Russell, who once dated supermodel Kate Moss, splashed out £2,300 on hiring an old-fashioned New Orleans-style steamboat for the occasion. The boat ferried the entire wedding party along the river to the reception, where staff served up an

Celeb guests included Fearne, Noel and their families

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Indian-themed dinner. In the days after his nuptials, Russell told his listeners on Radio X that he was enjoying “living a married life now. I’m domestic”. He also admitted that he’d had his nose waxed in preparation. OK… Russell and Laura have dated on and off since 2007 and got engaged in July 2016. They had baby girl Mabel last November, and Russell said he was “lit up by the idea” of being a parent, adding, “I’m very excited about becoming a dad and I’m preparing myself. I am just getting ready to be with a new little person.” The former ladies’ man has turned over a new leaf since getting serious with Laura, admitting in an interview that he was “enjoying monogamy”. Russell and Laura – who describes herself as “a lover of food and drink and general homemaking” – share a quiet life together in the countryside, which Russell says is “very calm. I look at the chickens, they hatch some eggs. Basically, I’m like a village idiot — just looking at livestock. I’m so much happier over the course of the day to see one or two people and a few chickens, that’s a good way of living.”

But did the chickens get an invite to the wedding? No, they did not. ■

“Today can piss right off”

“Are you sure we shut the chicken coop before we left?”

Thinking of mini-Scherzys?

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The X Factor judge gets honest

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KATY’S WEEK FROM HELL Last week should have been a great one for Katy Perry – after all, she was hosting the VMAs and has a new single out – but instead it was one of her worst. Not only did her ex-husband remarry (while she and Orlando Bloom remain on/off), but she was slammed for her presenting skills, with viewers calling her “next-level cringe worthy”. To make matters worse, Katy’s old rival Taylor Swift mocked her in the Look What You Made Me Do video, and then a stagehand filed a lawsuit against her, claiming she lost a toe on Katy’s Prismatic world tour back in 2014. Here if you need to talk, babe.

ext year will be a milestone birthday for X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger, and she’s confessed to being hit by the biological-clock fear. During an interview last week, the 39 year old said that turning 40 soon meant she felt “pressure” to start making babies, and added that her mum is “praying every day” for it to happen.

“As a woman, you do [worry],” the singer said during promo interviews for the new series of The X Factor.

“Especially for me, because I come from a big family, so one day I do want to have a family. My mum is all about families as well, and she comes from ten brothers and sisters, so she’s praying every day for me.” Nicole then added that she was “sure” it would happen, though which hopefully won’t come as too much of a surprise to her 26-year-old boyfriend, Bulgarian tennis star Grigor Dimitrov.

The former Pussycat Doll has

spoken before about her broodiness, and said last year, “I ain’t got no kids yet. Of course, work has come at a sacrifice. I’ve missed out on life.”

In fact, it was said to be part of the reason why she ended things with ex-boyfriend Lewis Hamilton in 2015, after seven years together, as he wasn’t ready to commit. Let’s hope Grigor is a bit more cooperative… ■

Nicole & Grigor: great genes

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‘I FEEL UNDER PRESSURE TO HAVE KIDS’

ENJOY

MORE

Quot

“I CAN BE BOTH A KICK-ASS TIME-TRAVELLING LESBIAN AND A BOMBSHELL IN A DRESS”

They talk We list

Strictly Come Dancing star SUSAN CALMAN is a real multi-tasker

“I MISS YOU, BRAD. CALL ME!” SINITTA is hoping for a reunion with her ex, Brad Pitt

“I DO SOME CHOPPING. I BOIL SOME WATER. OR SHE’LL JUST PUT ME IN CHARGE OF MAKING A SAUCE FROM HER BOOK”

Being 40 is hard for LIV TYLER

Apparently these things make JOHN LEGEND “good” in the kitchen

“I’VE F**KED UP SO MANY RELATIONSHIPS”

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GWYNETH PALTROW finally admits she’s not perfect

“I WOULD RATHER HAVE SOME NUCLEAR PHYSICISTS AND SOME BRAIN SURGEONS” NICK CANNON doesn’t want his kids to be singers

“I THINK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED EVERY DAY” STACEY SOLOMON is dropping some not-so-subtle hints to boyfriend, Joe Swash

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“I FELT I KNEW MYSELF VERY WELL WHEN I WAS YOUNG, BUT THEN THERE WAS THIS MOMENT IN THE MIDDLE WHEN I FELT VERY INSECURE, VERY SHY AND I WANTED TO HIDE AWAY FROM EVERYTHING”

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Like Shakira’s hips, our lens doesn’t lie

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#38

Chrissy goes overboard with her hose pose WHERE? Ayachtoff thecoastof Saint-Florent.

WHAT? Chrissy Teigen is loved for her down-to-earth ’tude

andself-deprecating humour. But she’s also a well-trained model,andsoknows how to make every moment a slo-mo photo-op.Luckily, husband John Legend is there to push herintotheseawhenshegetstoobigforherpaddleboard.

SO? If beinghumiliated by her other half wasn’t bad enough,Chrissy also had to deal with a persistent frontal wedgieandaswimming cossie pierced with painful studs.

Theglamorous life of a celebrity, eh?

“SHARRRRRK!”

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Probably easier to use a cotton bud, love

LONDON, 29 AUGUST

Chloe’s always up for a hen party WHERE? MTVHQ,Camden.

WHAT? HerfriendsworriedthatTVfame

#39

(and surgery)hadchangedChloeFerry,but she was still the same Geordie bird at heart and she wanted to prove it. Spotting the chicken onesie at the back of her wardrobe, shehatchedaplanandsprangintoaction.

SO? Being cooped up in the Geordie Shore house can do strange things to a girl. At least she looks happy.

She’s making a right tweet of herself

NEW YORK, 27 AUGUST

Rebel’s sister act WHERE? AManhattanstreet.

WHAT? Now she’sasuccessful

“Where’s this Matrix fancy-dress party being held again?”

movie star, Rebel Wilsonthought she’d escaped being dressed the same as her sister, but her mum clearlyhasaverypersuasive waywithwords(andloves a2-for-1dealatSportsDirect).

SO? AtleastRebcanborrowher sis’gymkitif hersisinthewash.

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Aston: “WTF is up with Lily’s hair?”

LONDON, 30 AUGUST

Kem gives Dick the snip WHERE? Good Morning Britain.

WHAT? They’re both known as one half of a romantic pair, but gazing into the mirror, Richard Madeley and Kem Cetinay only had eyes for each other. Or were they lusting after their own reflections?

SO? Judy and Amber were too busy swapping bra-revealing stories to notice.

LONDON, 28 AUGUST

JLS gets a makeover WHERE? The Strictly Come Dancing launch.

WHAT? Asamemberof teen-idolboyband JLS, Aston

#40

“So, been anywhere nice on your holidays?”

Merrygoldwasusedtogirlsthrowing themselves at him.

Buthewasreducedtoaquiveringwreck the moment thatDebbieMcGeeaskedtoseehismagicwand.

SO? SusanCalmanhadnoideahow she’d been roped inasDebbie’sassistant,butshejust did as she was told.

The Only Way Is Downstream

ESSEX, 26 AUGUST

Forgot your waterproof mascara, Megan?

WHERE? A very cold river.

WHAT? She’dalwaysbeen

afraidof thewater,soMegan McKenna took extra precautions to ensure her safety in her very first swimming lesson. But then she spotted a floating plaster and not even that crash helmetwasgoingtosaveher.

SO? There had better be a nice steam-and-sauna combo waiting for her after this trauma.

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Well, she is wearing a jumpsuit…

PICTURES

UK COUNTRYSIDE, 24 AUGUST

Lily, there are easier ways to get an up-’do

Blooming idiot

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Lily collects her uniform WHERE? A Victoria’s Secret show fitting.

WHAT? We’d heard that a Victoria’s Secret Angel earns her wings, but we thought that was a metaphor for moving into the gym and living on green juice. Nope, it turns out you earn actual wings, and pick them up with your payslip before the show.

SO? She looks pleased with herself, but will Lily Aldridge manage to get them home on the bus? Doubtful.

LA, 30 AUGUST

Spencer’s got a way with the birds WHERE? Onahillsidewithahummingbird.

WHAT? HiswifeHeidimaybepregnant,butSpencer If in doubt, just wing it

isclearlyblooming,too.Unfortunately,thisfloralhat makeshimlookabitofa[inserthissurname].

SO? Thishandyheadweardoublesasacentrepiece.

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WHERE? The set of Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!.

WHAT? Lily James knows how to make an entrance – and when it involves gold, lamé platform boots, walking just won’t do. No, these heels call for an elaborate intro, starting with a gymnastic tuck from a lofty height, and ending on a wing and a prayer that your friends remembered to lay the crash mat in time.

SO? Thankfully, it looks like there are lots of people eager to catch her.

T orso OF THE WEEK

Who’s showing up the rest of mankind this week?

HUSBAND GOALS #058

HARRY BARON

If you haven’t been following this series of Made In Chelsea: Ibiza, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? IT’S BEEN SO GOOD. Sadly, it – and its hot, hot, hot central villain, Harry – is leaving our screens for a bit, as the final episode airs this week.

The 27-year-old mammoth flirt – who’s spent this summer series running around after Jamie Laing’s girlfriend, Frankie Gaff – is a new addition to the reality show. He joined halfway through series 13, filming around his job as a club promoter in London’s Mayfair. Which means – if he were your husband – Harry could get you free drinks.

Something to think about.

If that body and that face and that thick head of hair aren’t enough to convince you, feel free to consider Harry’s immense wealth. Obviously, we would never be so shallow as to say money is important when it comes to matters of the heart, but have you seen that boy’s fancy convertible? Not too shabby.

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#42

Flirting the pants off Sam Thompson.

Probably

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SPOTTED Britishactress MAXINE PEAKE having adrinkinTribecabar afterManchesterPride.

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Seen by Ben SPOTTED ThisIs England starsTHOMAS TURGOOSE(Shaun) and ANDY ELLIS(Gadget) hangingoutandchatting tofansafterDJ-ingat KendalCallingfestivalat LowtherCastle,Cumbria.

Seen by Mair

Spotted

AT THE OPENING OF AN ENVELOPE

CHLOE CROWHURST SPOTTED The Love Island star was at Kem Cetinay’s fashion launch in central London.

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Actress Jennifer Lawrence walking her adorable dog Pippi in New York City.

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JAMES CORDEN:

‘PIERS MORGAN BEING BOOED IS ALWAYS FUN’ The superstar host discusses the star-studded new series of A League Of Their

Own, his four-way bromance, and that pesky Piers Morgan with Boyd Hilton

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f youcouldsumupJamesCorden’s currentmoodinoneword,itwould be “enthusiastic”. We’re in his dressing room at Elstree Studios, as he prepares to host the final recording of the twelfth series of Sky1 show, A League Of Their Own, and his mind is flitting from one topic to another at breakneck speed.

Last night he saw the “incredible” stage play The Ferryman in the West End, this morning he took part in a Vogue photoshoot by Mario Testino (“Yeah, I know... Crazy, right?”), and he’s very keen to know what his friend Harry Styles is like in the film Dunkirk, which he hasn’t had time to see yet, mainly because he’s been busy filming these nine new episodes of ALOTO. He’s flying back to LA the next morning, to resume his normal schedule of hosting The Late Late Show every weekday.

And he’s revelling in the profound pleasures of a Nando’s delivery for lunch, which he generously offers to share with heat.

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Floatingaroundtheplacearehischerished ALOTO co-starsJackWhitehall,Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp – and heat can confirm their giddy chatter off screen is every bit as deliciously funny as it is on the actual show.

Corden’s face lights up when discussing those guys, and he’s clearly formed a bond for life with all of them. Before we get deep into the bromance, however, there’s Piers Morgan to discuss…

Who have been your favourite guests in this series of ALOTO? Well, Romesh Ranganathan is an incredibly funny man, and I love him every time he’s on the show. Thierry Henry is a wonderful guest to get, and [Chelsea footballer] Cesc Fàbregas was great. Cesc says something on the show that he’s never said publicly before, which felt like quite a moment. Piers Morgan being booed is always very fun, and the audience’s natural reaction to boo him is quite astonishing.

INTERVIEW Heeeeere’s Jamie!

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Oops, he did Brit again

Who’s that nobody sneaking into James and Aaron Taylor -Johnson’s selfie?

Waterloo…If we’dhadtriedto dothatonseriesonewithFreddie andJamie,they’dneverhavedone it.Butnowtheyfeelmuchmoreat easeandthey’reupforanything.

You even got Jamie Redknapp to recreate the orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally…

How did you react when you saw that?

OhmyGod.Well,Iwasn’tthere, butIsawtheguysthenextdayand theyweretellingmeaboutitand,

The host with the most

forgethewasoneof themost excitingfootballersaround atthattime.Hewasf**king good,andsonowhe’saTVstar havingtore-enactthatorgasm sceneinfrontof realpunters inthedeliwheretheyfilmed WhenHarryMetSally.It’s nothisnaturalhabitat!

What’s your favourite moment of the series?

Ireallyenjoyedthe volleyball.Because thatisthepurity oftheshow,rightthere.It’sas stripped-downapieceof TVas youcanfind justfourpeople, playingvolleyballonthebeach.

Andyet,forsomereason,you’re investedinit.Ican’tworkoutwhy, butIloveitwhentheshowgets quitecompetitive…

Who’s the most competitive among you?

Jamie.He’sthemostfiercely competitive.Freddieisthe

‘A League Of Their Own is a lot more homoerotic than Top Gear’ thesethreeguysbouncing offeachotherorganically.

Except you don’t get the Top Gear guys enjoying a naked mud bath together…

No.Oursisalotmorehomoerotic.

It’saverygay-friendlyshow.

Yes, it’s maybe the most homoerotic show on TV… You’reabsolutelyright.Listen,we endthisseriesof ALOTO dressed in MammaMia! outfits,singing

honestly,Ithought,“Thisisone of thosethingswhereyouhadto beintheroom…I’msureit’sfunny, butitcan’tbeasfunnyasthey’re makingout.”But,if anything, theyunderplayedit.

Can you understand why Jamie had such trouble performing the “orgasm”?

Of course!TheguyplayedinEuro 96.We’velivedwithJamiebeing ontelevisionforsolongnowwe

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naturalborncompetitor.He’s justafearlessman.He’snotused tolosing.WeshottheChristmas special,wherewehaveabaseball challenge,andtheguytrainingus fromtheLAAngelssaidFreddie wasthemostnaturallygifted baseballplayerhe’dseen.Fred thencasuallymentionedhow hewasofferedacontractby theNewYorkYankeestoplay baseballwhenhewas18,buthe didn’twanttoleavehome.But thenwhenwegottothebaseball challenge,Jamiewon,and Freddiewascutupaboutit.

Hewasgenuinelyannoyed.

Do you ever get annoyed?

Igetannoyedinthesingingand dancingchallengesif Idon’twin, becauseIknowIdon’tstand achanceinthebaseball.Orany kindof joggingchallenge.Or anythingthatinvolvesanykind of exercise,basically,sothenif it’ssynchronisedswimmingand IlosetoJack,I’mf**kingfurious.

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What do you make of Piers becoming such a hate figure?

I think it’s a strange thing, because Piers just sees it as sport. I think if you spend your life as a tabloid newspaper editor, and then you become as influential and powerful as he is on TV, you understand that having an opinion is very valuable.

But his opinions often seem a tad offensive to many…

The truth is that anyone is allowed to be offended. There’s a strange thinghappeningintheworldright now,whereif you’reoffended, there’sasenseofoutrageabout it.Butwhatpeoplehave torealiseisthatbeing offendedisfine.

Becauseweall wholeheartedly reservetheright tooffendand beoffended.

Are you surprised to have reached the 12th series?

Absolutely.Whenwe startedoutitwasasports quiz,andnowit’s…well,it’s hardtosayexactlywhatitis.It doesfeelthatnow,morethanever, peoplearecomingtotheshowto checkinwiththislovely,organic relationshipthathasformed betweenthefourof us me, Jamie,FreddieandJack.

AndIdon’tthinkanyoneever anticipatedthiswouldbethe cruxof theshow,butitdoesfeel likethat.AndIthinkthe Road Trip serieshavereallyhelpedwith that.It’slikeajoyful TopGear.

DoyouknowwhatImean?Inthe waythat TopGear startedas somethingandthenjustbecame

ALOTO’s Jamie, Jack and Freddie get dirty

INTERVIEW

QUESTION TIME JAMES’ ALOTO CHUMS ANSWER A FEW QUERIES, TOO JAMIE:

FREDDIE:

A supercalifragilisticexpialidocious guest turn from Ben Kingsley on The Late Late Show

therewassomeinterestinhim comingonourshow,andwehad thisideaforagameinvolvinghim called“StandByItOrTakeIt Back”,andtheideawasI’dread DonaldTrumpsomethingthat

With wife Julia Carey

and if he takesitback,thatisgreat, and we nevermentionitagain.

But if he standsbyithehasto explain why. So, very slowly, his people decided to back away from our show… ates, are you e reality of dent? day. I must admit, idea of what like, and I didn’t doing anything. would be that into usiness of being hought he’d coast njoy the fame and ng ex-President w wrong I was! Q

WHAT’S YOUR PERSONAL HIGHLIGHT OF SERIES 12?

NORTHERN RAPPING WITH JACK AND A BRASS BAND

JACK:

WHAT HAS BEEN THE MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT OF THIS SERIES FOR YOU? SLIPPERY FOOTBALL AND SLIPPERY TUG OF WAR ARE DEFINITELY THE FUNNIEST, BUT ALSO THE MOST HUMILIATING GAMES. INTRODUCING LUBRICANT ALWAYS BRINGS THE SHOW DOWN.

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Is there anything Jack has ever said “no” to on the show?

I don’t think so. Jack is just so brilliant, and a lot of the time I just sit back and think, “You are so funny…” He’s just a consummate performer. I don’t know any other panel show that has the level of ambition of this series. When we started we had Jimmy Carr putting his head into a bowl of water, and now we have Jamie and Freddie hanging from the ceiling, inching across a beam before jumping onto a platform.

We just filmed that last night, and they were genuinely terrified.

What’s the difference between hosting ALOTO and The Late Late Show?

Oh, it’s much m the chat show. T like being in thi landscape every show is a lovely for a few hours e really put togeth I really just sit th and let it all hap Would you ha Donald Trump on your show I don’t believe a who says that th wouldn’t have h their show. Dur election campa

HAVE YOU RECOVERED FROM THE TRAUMA OF RECREATING THAT WHEN HARRY MET SALLY SCENE? NO, I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS, IT’S THE LAST THING I THINK OF EVERY NIGHT. AT LEAST I MADE FRED AND JACK REALLY HAPPY, THOUGH!

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STORY R O R R AN HO C I R E M A

GLEE We’re Gaga for AHS

Meet

“Don’t stop believin’…”

THE KING OF AMERICAN TV

Ryan Murphy is turning out the biggest, boldest, sexiest dramas in the world

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TRUE CRIMES hisFridayontheFox Inafewmonths,we’llalsogettosee channel,we’llgettoseethe AmericanCrimeStory:TheAssassination startof theseventhseason Of GianniVersace (starring Ricky Martin, of AmericanHorrorStory, the“anthology”series noless),thefollow-up to The People V OJ Simpson,which will explore the extraordinary createdbysuper-producer eventssurrounding the murder of the iconic RyanMurphy,whichfeaturesthesamecore fashiondesi ner. And next year get ready for casteachyear,butwithatotallynewand ana, a drama centred on terrifyingstory.Inclassic ctional royal relationship. theseriesisshroudedinse an is at the helm of all of whatwedoknowisthatitk , who is this one-man thenightDonaldTrumpw se, responsible for some lastyear,andwilltouchup most ambitious and impactTrumphashadon ordinary scripted shows Americansociety.Truly here? And how did he ahorrorshowforourtime d up practically taking Butthat’snotallwe’re Ricky Martin and er American TV? gettingfromMrMurphy…

Edgar Ramírez as Versace and his lover

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HE’S MISTER POPULAR The 51 year old’s first TV hit was a teen comedy called Popular in 1999, which ran for two seasons and established the writer/producer’s bold, fearless style, addressing issues such as sexuality head-on.

Entertainment Weekly put it in their list of the Best Cult Shows Ever in 2012, and Ryan would return to the high school world in a major way ten years later. But before that, he created one of the most daring and outrageous shows ever.

Nip/Tuck premiered in 2003 and immediately caused a stir. Set in the world of LA cosmetic surgery, it focuses on two colleagues played

by Julian McMahon and Dylan Walsh, and

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THE KING OF US TV

Scream if you don’t know what this was all about

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“Kiss my Emmy”

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“Something stinks worse than OJ’s story in here”

depictedtheir sexualliaisonswith theirfemaleclientswithasmuch vigourasitportrayedtheoperations withmaximumbloodandgore.Shown herevariouslyonSky,Channel4andFox,the serieslastedsixyearsand100episodesand establishedMurphy’sreputationasoneof themostdaringshowrunnersintelevision.

THE GLEE FACTOR Bythetime Nip/Tuck wasenteringitsfinal seasonin2010,Ryanmanagedtoconvince Foxtomakehisdreamshow, Glee.Basedon hisdaysasaschoolchoirsinger,theshowwasa spectacularlyinventiveandaudaciousmusical comedy-dramawithoneofmostdiversesets ofcharacterseverseenonUSTV.Itwasan instantphenomenon,andlastedforsixyears,

duringwhichtimeRyanbecamesynonymous withtrulyrisk-takingtelevision.Andthiswas inthedaysbeforeNetflixandAmazonPrime.

THE ANTHOLOGIES Afterararefailure,whenMurphy’ssitcom The NewNormal basedonhisownexperiences aspartofa gaycoupletryingtohaveachildvia surrogate wascancelledbyNBCafterone season,hesteeredawayfromcomedyto co-createthefirstof his“anthology”shows.

Theseareseriesthattellcompletelydifferent storieseachseasonbuiltaroundthesame themeorcastmembers. AmericanHorror Story startedin2011,anditssistershow AmericanCrimeStory airedin2016.This yearheadded Feud tothisgroup ashowthat exploresthebitchybattlesbetweenHollywood

Plastic fantastic

iconsBetteDavisandJoanCrawford.

CharlesAndDiana willfollowin2018.

Whatalltheseprojectshaveincommon, apartfromthecreativeinputfromMurphy, isatotallyfearlessandmassivelyambitious sensibility.Therearesimplynoothershows onTVlikethem.Sometimesitdoesn’twork.

Hishorrorcomedyteenshow ScreamQueens wasabitofamuddleandwasaxedaftertwo seasons.Butmostof thetime,Murphy’sshows aredrenchedinacclaim,ratingsandawards.

“Ifeel,everyday,thateverythingIcreate, everythingIdo,Iwantittobearisk,” Murphysays.And,unbelievably,he’s got another showintheworkscalled Pose, setinhigh-powered’80sNewYork.

MrMurphyreallyisreigningsupremeon ourscreensrightnow longliveKingRyan.Q

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25 Reasons why we loved

THE BIG BREAKFAST Celebrating the show that made early mornings more bearable

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n Monday 28 September 1992, Channel4 and the Planet 24 production company launched an innovative live show that changed the landscape of breakfast TV forever.

The Big Breakfast was unlike anything we’d ever seen before, perfectly combining incredibly starry interviews with fun features, brilliantly silly games and excellent presenters and crew (all filmed in an old lock keeper’s cottage in east London). With the house closing its doors for the final time in 2002, complete with a tribute from none other than HRH the Prince of Wales himself, nothing has quite replaced it in termsof must-seemorningTV.Sonow,asweget readytocelebrateits25thbirthday,herearesomeof themanyreasons TheBigBreakfast wasthebest.Q

Ultimate breakfast bants

Chris and Gaby with guest Dannii Minogue

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JOHNNY & DENISE Chris, Gaby, producer Bob Geldof and Jo Lumley launch TBB

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CHRIS & GABY

Theoriginaldreamteam,ChrisEvansandGabyRoslinlaunched TBB andremainedatthehelmtillChrisbrokeourheartsby leaving in1994.WhileextrovertEvanswasthemaverickloose cannonwhowascapableofdoinganythingatanygivenmoment, consummateprofessionalGabywasthecalm,collectedonewho kepttheshipsteady–andtogethertheymadebreakfastTVgold.

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WewereguttedwhenChrisandGaby’sbrilliantpartnership cametoanendanddidn’tthinkanyonecouldrecreatethemagic –butthenJohnnyVaughanandDeniseVanOutencamealong.

Withtheircracklingchemistry(whichnevercametoanything), boisterousbanterandbrilliantlyfunnyskits,theykeptusglued toourscreensuntiltheirfinalshowin2001.*Sniff*

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THEME TUNE

THE OPENING FEW BARS, PLUS THE IMAGE OF TOAST POPPING AND A KETTLE WHISTLING MADE US JUMP OUT OF OUR BEDS FASTER THAN ANY ALARM CLOCK EVER COULD.

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TAKE THAT TAKE OVER

Who can forget when our favourite boyband took over the show? To be fair, the boys were TBB regulars, but it was still exciting to see Gary and Robbie doing some proper presenting.

ONE LUMP OR TWO?

A GAME FEATURING A BLINDFOLDED PERSON FLOATING IN A TEACUP-SHAPED PADDLING POOL BEING DIRECTED

BY A CALLER TO GRAB TWO SUGAR LUMPS TO WIN A PRIZE? GENIUS.

Two sugars, please, Rob

One for the archives

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POSH SMILES

Back in the days before fashion stole her smile, VB loved getting giddy on our favourite show. During one frank chat with Johnny and Liza Tarbuck (above), she even revealed Becks wore her thongs – we think she was joking.

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A BUNCH OF PRANKERS

THE SHOW WAS RIPE FOR THE ODD PRANK OR TWO. OUR FAVE WAS JOHNNY FOOLING DENISE INTO THINKING A COMPETITION WINNER’S NAME WAS “MR P NURSE”.

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STOP THE MOP

ONE OF THE MORE SURREAL GAMES. CALLERS HAD TO YELL “STOP” AT A MOP POINTING AT DIFFERENT PRIZES, BEFORE IT LANDED IN A BUCKET AND THEY LOST EVERYTHING.

THE FRIDAY SONG

THE END-OF-SHOW FRIDAY SINGALONG AROUND A PIANO – WITH BRILLIANTLY TOPICAL LYRICS AND THE,“SINGING WAKEY, WAKEY, RISE AND SHINE,” CHORUS – WAS THE ULTIMATE START TO THE WEEKEND.

NEW 9HOT TALENT

HasTomHardyalwaysbeen fit?Answer:yes.Here’shis lovely20-year-oldfaceon TBB ’s1998FindMeAModel competition.

Then they did it for real

DOWN YOUR 10DOORSTEP A hyper Keith Cheggers randomly turning up on your doorstep to play a game was the stuff of dreams (or nightmares).

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THE TBB CREW

12 ON THE BED WITH PAULA YATES

Withhersultrylooksandsexy,irreverentinterviewingtechnique, Paula’scoquettishprobingof ahandsomeguestwasalways essential viewing.Infact,herfamouslyflirtysessionwithsexgodMichael Hutchence(whoshelaterleftBobGeldof for)wassosmokin’,we’re surprisedthefirealarmsdidn’tgooff.

IN SHOT MORE THAN NOT, THE FUN-LOVING CREW WERE AS MUCH PART OF THE SHOW AS THE PRESENTERS. WE PARTICULARLY LOVED FLOOR ASSISTANT “BABY BEN”.

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BIG BREAKFAST NEWS

IT WASN’T ALL FUN AND GAMES. SILVER FOX PETER SMITH INFORMED US OF ALL THE PROPER NEWS GOING ON IN THE WORLD, BEFORE PHIL GAYLE AND HIS BRIGHTLY COLOURED SHIRTS TOOK OVER IN ’97.

VITAL STATS

LIZA GETTING 15 THE GIGGLES

Co-presenter Liza Tarbuck constantly cracking up while she and Johnny did the morning Newspaper Review was v-funny and deeply infectious.

JOHNNY AND DENISE’S VITAL STATISTICS SEGMENT GAVE FUN FACTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD AND ACTUALLY MADE US FEEL LIKE WE WERE EXPANDING OUR MINDS. MAYBE.

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LIE-IN WITH LILY SAVAGE

Paula’s resignation left big stilettoes to fill. Fortunately, fag-loving Lily was up for some bedspread action, and her ability to cheekily ask stars deeply personal questions was amazing.

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Usher hanging with Z&Z

ZIG AND ZAG

Puppet twin brothers Zig (the Weetabix-looking one) and Zag (multi-coloured, pom-poms) came from planet Zog to entertain us with their surreal celeb chats with the likes of Will Smith, Usher and, erm, Donald Trump (yes, really – Google it). Their single Them Girls Them Girls got to No5 in the UK charts after novelty-act-loving Simon Cowell gave them a record deal.

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GADGETS GALORE

INVENTOR TREVOR BAYLIS SHOWCASED MANY A GIZMO IN HIS SEGMENT, “FROM ME SHED, SON”, INCLUDING A SUPPOSEDLY “INDESTRUCTIBLE” LAPTOP – WHICH BROKE WHEN HE DUNKED IT IN WATER.

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THERE WERE NO RED CARPETS ROLLED OUT FOR HUGE STARS ON THE SHOW. TOM CRUISE, GEORGE LUCAS AND PAUL McCARTNEY ALL GOT INTERVIEWED IN JOHNNY’S DINGY SHED.

GAGGIN’ FOR IT

JOHNNY AND DENISE WERE VERY AMUSING AS NAFF GAMESHOW HOST SYDNUM CHUM AND HIS ASSISTANT JEMSIE, AS WAS THE PANEL TRYING TO CORRECTLY GUESS THE PUNCHLINE TO HIS JOKES.

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SPECIAL

FORD 18OLD LOCK

We loved the iconic Big Breakfast house – located near what became the 2012 Olympic site –and knew its address (2 Lock Keeper’s Cottage, Old Ford Lock, E3 2NN) better than our own.

Gaby Roslin:

COMEDY OF ERRORS

‘CHRIS AND I BLOODY LOVED OUR JOBS!’

TBB’S ANARCHIC NATURE MEANT ANYTHING COULD GO WRONG. HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDED CHRIS FALLING OFF HIS CHAIR AND GABY BEING BLOWN AWAY IN A GALE WHILE HOLDING A BROLLY.

REMINISCING WITH THE ORIGINAL TBB PRESENTER

TBB DOES NYE

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MORE TEA, VICAR

Johnny playing a sleazy vicar with big teeth and Denise as cowering Sister Philomena were absolutely hilarious – and the game concept was simple. Callers had to guess the number of teacups in a sped-up video with Vicar Johnny shouting “More tea!” or “Less tea!” depending on what they guessed.

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Nun were better than these two

You also had Kate Moss on, didn’t you?

Itwasoneof thefirstand, Ithink,onlyliveinterviews Kate did. It was when she was going out with Johnny Depp, so we phoned him live on air and woke him up, and Iaskedhim,“Doyoufancy comingalongtothehouse?”

Andhedid.Wethenphoned MichaelGrade,thebossof Channel4,onair,andwe kepttheshowliveforan extrahalf-hoursowecould interviewJohnnyDepp.

That would never happen these days…

Doyouknowwhat Idon’t thinkitwould,andthat’s arealshame.

What was your favourite game to play?

Irememberonegamewhere IchasedMartinClunes aroundthegardenwith agiantsausage,thenlicking chocolateoutof hisear.We didsomestrangethings.

What was your fondest memory of working with Paula?

Shewasoneof thesassiest, sexiestladiesIhaveever met.Shewasalwayssexy andImeanthatinavery positiveway.Shewasavery strongfemaleandagreat mother.It wasbrilliantto

workwithherandBob [Geldof,herthenhusband], CharlieParsonsand WaheedAlli[thePlanet24 owners] – it was such an incredible bunch of people.

Did you have any hairy on-air moments?

JustbeforeChrisleft,they gotaboyIkissedatschool towalkinliveonair.

Honestly,IthoughtIwas goingtoswear!Iscreamed.

I justcouldn’tbelieveit.

G-Ros and K-Moss

When you left, did you take any souvenirs?

Idon’tthinkIdid.ButIhave thebestmemories.Tome, it’sjustextraordinarythat peoplestillstopmeinthe streetandgo,“Areyouand Chrisgoingtodo TheBig Breakfast again?”Never saynever…butthatisn’t goingtohappen.Q

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TBB WASN’T JUST A GREAT WAY TO START THE DAY, IT WAS A FAB WAY TO SEE IN THE NEW YEAR. THE 1992 END-OF-YEAR SHOW FEATURED GEMS SUCH AS URI GELLER TRYING TO STOP BIG BEN’S CHIMES.

Can you believe it’s 25 years since The Big Breakfast began?

I can’t. Honestly, it’s like I did it a week ago. Twenty-five?

That’s a whole person growing up and maybe having children!

Why do you think it was such a phenomenon?

Therehadneverbeen anythinglikeitontelevision before.Yousawthecrew,and alsoChrisandI without trying gotonridiculously well.Werespectedeach otherandwelovedourjobs attheendof thedaywe’dgo, “Ohmygod,webloodylove this.”So,itwasfantastic.It wasamassivebreakforboth of usanditchangedourlives.

Also,therewerenoscripts, andformethat’swhyIlove liveTV it’sthemostfun.

It’smydrugof choice.

Who were the best guests?

TomHanks,BillyCrystal andSeanConnery.That’s notabadtopthree.Iwasso excitedtomeetthem.Itwas amazing,Crystalcoming tothehouse.Hedidthelive showandhedidn’twant toleave!SoIsaid,“Listen, canwejustpre-record aChristmasspecial?” andhewent,“Yeah,doit!”

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The week in chic

Anyone who says you can’t buy happiness hasn’t read these pages From supersleek…

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…To cute and casual

V-v-vintage...

Soz, Rob Kardashian, there’s a new, Ri-Riapproved sock on scene.

(Stance, £39.31 for two pairs).

Nasty Gal’s having a fashion revival with its latest launch, After Party Vintage. Crafted using sustainably sourced materials, the collection features classic denim (made from Levi’s) and cool leather pieces.

Available from mid-September.

Nasty, but nice

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Getreadyforaseriousgirland style crush. Fashion-forward DJ and TV presenter Maya is about to become a regular on your screens as host of ITV’s new gameshow, Cannonball, as well as Channel 5 documentary Bad Dads. As if that isn’t enough, the 23 year old is also a bona-fide Instagram star, sharing snaps of herself with the likes of model Jourdan Dunn, Love Islanders Chris and Kem, oh, and her famous boyfriend, rapper Stormzy. This is one fashionista you won’t catch resting on her heels. Follow her @mayajama.

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Autum GAME, SET & MATCHING

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This top-and-trouser set not only offers great cost-per-wear potential, but also nods to next season’s ’70s trend. Wear now with sandals and a caped jacket – perfect for a wedding. Then, when the weather gets cooler, dress down with kicks and a polo-neck.

Blazer,Topshop,£65 Top,NewLook,£22.99 Trousers,NewLook,£24.99 Shoes,Primark,£14

Add heels and metallic accessories for weddingguest chic

Platforms are bang-on the ’70s trend and are great for elongating legs

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Keep the summer vibe going strong by rocking these floral prints for the new season...

Fashion forecast

Top,M&S,£39.50 Skirt,Bershka,£24.99

MAXI MARVEL

We’re loving the retro feels of A/W17, and this dress wouldn’t look out of place paired with thigh-high boots (must-haves for next season) and an oversized knit for when summer really is over. For now, pop on a pair of platforms and

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SUPER SLEEVES

Wear this this top under a pinafore or tucked into a high-waisted skirt for work

Red is the colour to rock this autumn and this fluted-sleeve number will look oh-so-chic with a denim mini and flats. The silky fabric gives a luxe edge, while the pattern is a modern take on a classic floral print.

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LET’S PLAY DRESSFORSUCCESS

This pretty pastel number is the perfect example of classic with a twist. The hook-and-eye detailing gives a catwalk-inspired feel, while the ditzy pattern softens it. Wear with bold, bright accessories.

Dress, ASOS, £65 Bag, Aldo, £65 Shoes, Primark, £14

The ideal alternative to a dress, a playsuit screams girls’ night out. The A-line skims hips, while a v-neck is perfect for bigger busts. Flash the flesh while it’s still warm enough, then add an oversized blazer, opaques and heels when autumn really kicks in.

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The button detail gives this playsuit a vintage feel

Playsuit, River Island, £60 Bag, Primark, £7

TRUE (S)LAYERS

Be bold and clash a printed bag with your dress

The easiest way to do tricky transitional-season dressing?

Layering. Not only is it a really great way to get more mileage out of classic pieces, but embroidered smock tops like this one will look straight off the catwalk if you layer them over a classic white shirt.

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For the truly fashion fierce, this spotty jumpsuit is super-easy to wear solo, but turns the chic factor up to ten with the addition of bright florals. Layering textures and patterns will always make your outfit look more expensive.

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This shirt will look good teamed with denim or a tailored suit

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Shirt, ASOS, £32 Jumpsuit, George @ Asda, £16 Shoes, Primark, £16

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MONTANA:

‘I want irls

TO FEEL SEXY IN MY DRESSES’

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EXCLUSIVE

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The Love Islander spills all the details on her “classy but sexy” PrettyLittleThing collection So, tell us: who inspired your first fashion collection?

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was an inspiration.

She makes everything look amazing – if she was dressed in a bin bag, she would still look fab. And then there’s Victoria Beckham, whose clothes always feature a detail that makes them look more expensive, like a gold zip. So, I’ve incorporated quite a lot of those touches into my dresses.

How involved were you in the process?

I went through loads of materials with the head of designatPrettyLittleThing,andremoveddresses thatIwouldn’tpersonallywear.Iwantthepublicto believeinmycollection andseethatalotof my ownhardworkhasgone intoit.Everythinginthe collectionissomething thatIwouldwear.

What’s your favourite piece?

Ablackbodycondresswiththreestrapsonthe backandahalterneckatthefront.Thestrapsare reallythin,soitlookselegant,andit’sjustreally simple.Iwouldpairitwithstudearringsand aclassicwatch,or,if youwanttogostatement, danglyearrings.Allof thepiecesarestylesthat youcanwearforthenexttenyears.

They’rejustsophisticateddresses.

How do you want people to feel when they wear a piece from the collection?

Iwantpeopletofeelclassybutsexy,like theyareonacatwalk,butintheclub.

Do you have any body confidence advice for women out there?

Behappyinyourownskin.Itdoesn’t matterwhatyoulooklike,aslongas you’rehappywithyourself.Q

‘Everything in the collection is something I would wear’

PrettyLittleThing X Montana Brown is available now at Prettylittlething.com, with prices ranging between £12-£25

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WHY YOU SHOULD, TOO… Isla’s culotte and ankle boot combo is perfect for this topsy turvy weather.

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Post-summer BODY FIXES Make sure your holiday glow doesn’t get left in the arrivals lounge

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“There’s nothing worse than coming home from a two-week holiday and your tan fading within a few days,” says Corinne Morley, in-house skin expert at Trilogy. But, don’t worry.

Corinne says, “There are a few tricks you to help prolong your tan. When skin dries out, it flakes – so the most important thing is to keep skin cells hydrated.

To do this, moisturise every day and choose something really hydrating, such as Trilogy’s Ultra Hydrating

“Thismaybethelastthingon yourmindtoprolong yourtan, butexfoliatingcanhelptoremove deadskincellsevenly,soyou’re notleftwithpatchyskin,”says Corinne.“Remembertodoit gently,soyoudon’tscruboff yourtancompletely.Trilogy’s ExfoliatingBodyBalm[£24.50 @ Feelunique.co.uk]buffsaway dullcells,whileinfusing skin withlong-lastingmoistureand hydration, which is exactlywhat you need for tanned skin. Also, avoid too-hot showers andbaths.

The steam can cause yourskin to become dehydrated, leading to faster fading.”

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1D BANDMATE LIAM PAYNE’S NEW ALBUM HAS DROPPED. DO YOU CARE?

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WILL IT BE AS GOOD AS ZAYN’S AND GET TO NO1?

BUT WHAT’S THE GOSS ABOUT HIS AND CHERYL’S BABY?

VICTORIA’S BACK ON TV. FIRST THOUGHT: ARE JENNA COLEMAN AND TOM HUGHES STILL TOGETHER?

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BUT I HOPE ALBERT IS SETTLED INTO ROYAL LIFE WITH VIC

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TV time TRAVEL Let these period dramas inspire your vacay

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ishyoucould time-hoptowhen menworehats andbreeches,acorsethid theheartiestofroastdinners andyoucouldcommand

POLDARK THE SHOW:TheBBC’s18th-century setdrama,inwhichthebrooding Cornishsceneryis ashotastheshow’s star,AidanTurner.Fansof Poldark areheadingdowntoCornwalltofollow inRossandDemelza’sfootstepsand recreatetheirfavouritemoments.

(Youmightwanttodrawthelineat wieldingascythetopless,though.)

STAY:Inthehistoricportof Charlestown,whichdoublesupas TruroandFalmouthintheseries(and alsofeaturedinTomHardy’s Taboo).

TrytheRashleighArms,whichhas lovelyroomsbothatthepubandat T’Gallants,alovelyGeorgianhouse bytheharbour.Roomsfrom£65 foradouble(Rashleigharms.co.uk).

DO:Thereare15sitestovisit.StAgnes Head,whichservesasNamparaValley andiswherealltheseriescliffhangers literally werefilmed.There’s PorthgwarraBeach,whereRoss strippedoff foraswim,andtheold minesatBotallackthatwereused asWhealLeisure.Don’tforgetto strollacrossthewildBodminMoor, backdroptomanyahorse-ridingscene.

Goto Visitcornwall.com foramapof locations,ordownloadtheExperience Poldarkappfortheinsidetrackon whereeachscenewasfilmed.

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Eat a Cornish pasty here

ahouseholdof staff ?Well,you can’t,soz.Butthenextbestthing tothat#Downtonlifeisahotel breakinspiredbythemost gorgeousperioddramas.

Digoutyourfanciestfrock.

A bath with a view…

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PEAKY BLINDERS THE SHOW: A down-and-dirty 1920s drama set in Birmingham (series four out in autumn), featuring a feared gang of gun-toting and grubby (but handsome) men.

Today’s Birmingham is less about violence and grime, thankfully, and more about good times.

STAY:Zoom back a century by booking a weekend in luxurious boutique hotel, The High Field TownHouse. It has all the elegance of aVictorian villa, plus mod cons suchasrainfall showers – and room ninehas a roll-top bath. Rooms start

at £100 (Highfieldtownhouse.co.uk).

DO: Much of the show is filmed at the Black Country Living Museum in Dudley, where you can visit the famous Anchor Forge (tickets £17.50 @ Bclm.co.uk). The museum also hosts Blinders-themed nights during the year. Afterwards, sing your heart out like barmaid Grace at the Peaky Blinders pub in Dale End, where the staff wear flat caps (albeit not as well as Cillian Murphy). You can get a Peaky-themed cocktail (whiskey and blackcurrant) for a mere £2.70.

The Shelbys would approve.

Dam, it’s pretty

THE MINIATURIST THE SHOW:A novel-turned-TVdrama (out in October) set in Amsterdam in 1686. It follows young Nella Oortman, who moves to a palatial pad (plus a lonely marriage) and starts to receive mysterious doll’s house figures. Today’s Amsterdam still has magnificent architecture, as well as hippies on their hols.

STAY: It’s not quite the right era, but a night at the decadent Hotel De L’Europe, built in 1896, will transport you to Amsterdam’s grand past. If you think no ceiling is complete without a chandelier, you’ll be in

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heaven. Take afternoon tea overlooking river, sup a glass of fizz at the bar, or have a dip in the pool. Rooms from £305 for a double (Deleurope.com).

DO: It’s a no-brainer – go and see the stunning doll’s house that inspired the whole story. It’s in the Rijksmuseum (entry around £16, Rijksmuseum.nl/en/ ) and features teeny tiny replicas of everything a fancy 17th-century home ought to have had. Then explore the trinket shops of The Nine Streets, which author Jessie Burton likened to walking onto a film set.

Have yourself a right royal knees-up at Claridge’s

VICTORIA

Life

hacks TRAVEL

“This flower’s dead, mate”

OUTLANDER THE SHOW:Sexy, time-swept drama set in the wilds of Scotland, satisfyingly replete with rugged mountains and rugged men (new series starts in September).

STAY: You can barely move in Scotland for castles, so why stay anywhere without a turret? Airth Castle Hotel & Spa ticks all the period-drama boxes – imposing exterior, a whiskey-filled bar and a vast pool (OK, not historical, but we bet Claire and Jamie would approve). Rooms from £70pp per night (Airthcastlehotel.com).

DO: Drag yourself out of the pool for a day out in nearby Culross – you’ll recognise it as the village of Cranesmuir, where Geillis lives. It’s super-charming, thanks to the cobbled streets and colourful cottages.

Pop into the sunflower-yellow Culross Palace (£10.50 @ Nts.org.uk) to have a gawp at Claire’s herb garden.

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THE SHOW:Thisperioddrama starsformer Who actressJenna Colemanasourfeistyformer monarch. It’s mostly filmed in Yorkshire, but London’s the place to go for a royalty-themed vacay.

STAY: For the ultimate in cashsplashing class, head to Claridge’s – a regular royal haunt that was visited by the actual Victoria in 1860. Other famous guests have included Audrey Hepburn and Kate Moss, who celebrated her 30th there. Can’t afford to stay over? Go for a drink instead.

Choose from the swanky Claridge’s Bar, or our pick, the dark, dramatic Art-Deco-feel Fumoir Bar, an open secret among celebs. Rooms from £510 per night (Claridges.co.uk).

DO: Head to Buckingham Palace – it’s Queen Vicky’s old home, after all (£39.50 @ Royalcollection. org.uk). Although,tbf,she wasn’t particularlytaken with it. Vic famously complained aboutthe draughts and the smelly drains. We’ve all been there, love. Afterwards, go for a slap-up curryto celebrate the monarch’s obsession with it –she ate one practicallydaily.

Airth Castle: imposing

HIGHCLERECASTLE, BERKSHIRE

It’s Downton Abbey! We defy you to look at this place without the theme music starting in your head.

LYMEPARK,CHESHIRE The setting of both Pemberley and that lake scene in the BBC adaptation of Pride And Prejudice.

(Thank you, Colin Firth.)

HOTELDEGLIORAFI, FLORENCE

A Room With A View fans will recognise the “room without a view” that Helena Bonham-Carter strays from.

SELFRIDGES,LONDON

The TV show Mr Selfridge was filmed at a recreated set in Kent, but stand in the shop itself and imagine ladies shopping for leather gloves.

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Rainbow cheese toastie

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ive the humble cheese toastie a magical twist. Created by the team at the Grill My Cheese sandwich shop, this oozy snack actually contains beetroot, rocket and truffle oil (turns out unicorns are health conscious, too).

Just make sure you ’gram it before it gets cold.

Ingredients: Serves 4 1 red onion, roughly chopped 4tbsp olive oil 2 small dabs of blue food colouring gel 600g

1.Preheattheovento200°C/400°F/Gas6.

2.Fortheblue,tosstheonionin1tspof theoliveoil andspreadoutonabakingtray.Roastintheoven for20-30minutes,untilsoftened,thenremoveand leavetocoolbeforeblendingtoafinepurée.Add thebluefoodcolouringandmixwell.Combine with200gof thegratedcheesemixture.

3.Forthepink,processthebeetroottoapurée usingablender.Transfertoabowlandmixin 200gof theremaining gratedcheese.

4.Forthegreen,blendtogethertherocket andtheremaining3tbspoliveoiluntilitreaches afinepasteconsistency.Mixwellintothe remaining200gof thegratedcheesemixture.

5.Toassemblethesandwiches,placethebread slicesbutteredsidedown,sothattheyarevertical toyou.Addthethreecolouredmixtures,inequal segments,downthelongendofoneslice.Start withthepink,thenblueandfinallythegreen.

6.Breakupthegoat’scheeseanddividebetween eachtoppedbreadslice.Drizzlewithalittletruffle oil,closethesandwichesandcookusing your preferredmethod.Leavethecookedsandwiches tositforabout30secondsbeforeslicingeachinhalf.

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Green eats

Callingallvegans:VegFestUK takesplaceinLondon on 21-22 October.Attractionsinclude afoodmarket,kidszone and even a vegan pub serving craft beers and cider. Tickets are on sale now. Go to London.vegfest. co.uk/tickets.

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Life

hacks FITNESS Desperate for a figure like Eva’s?

Here’s her star body secrets…

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WORDS: DARRYL WHITE. PHOTO: THE MEGA AGENCY

SEX TALK Eva believes that good sex is key to a good relationship, and credits her youthful glow to quality time spent with her husband José Bastón.

Six-day week “Staying in shape does not come easily,” admits Eva. “Especially as you get older and you don’t have as much time or energy.” Talking about her sixday training regime, she says, “I run a lot. But I also do SoulCycle, Pilates and yoga. I mix it up.”

Top chef Eva follows a diet that is low-sugar and carb-light.

Instead of eating out, she prefers to cook organic food at home. “I actually love fish and vegetables. I was raised on vegetables.Anything green– spinach, broccoli, Brussels sprouts…”

MIND OVER MUFFIN TOP Even though she has curves in all the right places, Eva says, “[Women] do have a lot of pressure when people are telling us what we should look like… I don’t feel like we should go by these rules and social constructs of society, where you have to be a certain size.”

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ictoriaBeckham’sBFFEva lovestoletherhairdown(we’ve allseenthepicsof herandVic knockingbackthetequilainCannes).

So,despitestickingtoastrictdietand atime-punishing workoutregime,the 42-year-old DesperateHousewives staralwayshastimefortreats,too.

“IcouldnevergiveupMexicanfood,” shesays.“Nachosareusuallymy go-toif I’mcourtsideatanNBA game.Ialways,alwaysgetmypicture takenwithmymouthwideopenand atortillachipstickingoutof it!”

Soundsfamiliar.Here’swhatreally goesintoachievingthegorgeous Hollywoodactress’killerbody…

ALL ABOUT THAT BASE Eva prefers simple skincare.

“If you don’t have good skin, piling on make-up just makes you look older,” she says. “I’m a huge sunblocker. Not only sunblock, but foundations with sunblock.” She also likes a clay face mask, such as L’Oréal’s Pure Clay Glow Mask (£7.99).

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hy let the kids have all the back-to-school fun? Indulge in some fancy stationery that will make your desk a happy place. Whether it’s a strokable new life planner or a personalised set of glittery pens, indulge your inner school kid and get your life admin licked…

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Memory Planner Box Set, Heidi Swapp £36.99

Pencil Case, Accessorize £8

Pom Pom Pencil, Accessorize £3

Planner, Rebecca Kathryn £30

Desk Kit, Busy B £14.99

“I need more fancy sticky tape in my life”

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Micro Desk Accessories, Debenhams £10

LIFESTYLE

Paper Weight, Amara £34.99

CUTE BAGS TO CARRY IT IN THESE BACKPACKS AREN’T JUST FOR KIDS

Cath Kidston £58

Leopard Notebook, IKEA £3

Journal, Paperchase £10

Watching stationery porn?

Monsoon £16

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Washi Tape, IKEA £3 for three Week By Week Agenda, Fox and Star £15

Primark £12

Marble Notepad & Pen Set, TK Maxx £14.99

Planner Kit, Heidi Swapp £25

F+F £16

Getting Personal £16.99 Pencil Case, Fox and Star £13

Desk Planner, Accessorize £6

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BOYD’STVLAND All the week’s news, views and erm, things to amuse from Boyd Hilton, heat’s King of Telly

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MY TOP 3 SHOWS ON TV

Educating Greater Manchester This latest fly-on-the-schoolwall series is every bit as engaging and moving as its predecessors.

Channel 4, Thursdays, 9pm

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MY VERDICT ON…

The X Factor Fake Or Fortune In the superb art mystery series, the team goes on the trail of two pictures flagged up by viewers, believed to be by 19th-century legend Paul Gauguin.

BBC1, Sundays, 8pm

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gottoaskSimonCowellafewquestions lastweekatthelaunchof thisnewseriesof TheXFactor.Or tobecompletelyaccurate Iemailedalistof questionstohispeople,and oneof themputthemtohimonmybehalf while hechillaxedonasofainLA.Anyway,therewas oneparticularlyrevealingmoment,whenhewas answering whyhedecidedtostickwiththesame judging panelthisyear,andhesuddenlypaused, andsaid,“Ican’tevenrememberwhywemade changesinthepast…Wejustthoughtweshould.”

Whichprettymuchsumsuptheeternaldilemma of long-runningshowslike TheXFactor.Isit bettertoconstantlytinkerwiththeonscreen talent,tokeepthingsfresh,ortostickwith aline-uponcethechemistryisclearlyworking?

Well,afterthenewseriesopener,itfeelsrightthat

If it ain’t broke…

thegangof Simon,Sharon,LouisandScherzyare allbackandasdelightfullyeccentricasever.We getLouiskind-ofsinging,Nicolemakingupan especiallycontrivednewword,Simondoing weird fingerdancing,andSharonwellingupatthedrop of ahat, whileDermot alsostillthere,thank heavens commentswrylyuponallhesurveys.

Moreimportantly,I’mfairlysureShazchanged auditioneeKayleigh’slifebypointingoutthatshe shouldstopfrettingaboutherbodyandfocuson whatagreatvoiceshehas.AndwhenGrace,at theend,reducedthejudgestotearsbysingingher ownsonginpublicforthefirsttime(Ijusthope itdoesn’tturnoutthatshe’sgotarecordcontract inPeruorsomething),eventhemostcynicalof criticscouldn’tdenythisshowstillhasthepower tosurprise,delightandmoveus.

Insecure Issa wants some attention on her own terms, while Molly cautiously embraces a new relationship, in the brilliantly observed US comedy.

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POINTLESS THEN TRY… RICHARD OSMAN’S HOUSE OF GAMES

“Contenders...

RRRREADY!”

The Pointless co-host gathers a gaggle of celebs each day and puts them through their general knowledge paces.

BBC2, weekdays, 6pm

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TV NEWS Harry: going back to his roots

WALLIAMS PROBED BY BISHOP

“Is it me, or does John seem a bit unfocused?”

David Walliams is the first guest in the new series of John Bishop’s acclaimed in-depth talk show, In Conversation With…. During the frank chat, David touches upon being bullied at school and depression, while still being really funny. Subsequent guests in the series will include Dame Joan Collins, John Cleese, and Katie Price.

The series begins on the W channel, 14 September, 9pm.

“We’re getting the gang back together!”

HARRY STYLES BACK ON THE X FACTOR

At the launch event for the new series of The X Factor last week, the show’s bosses revealed that Harry Styles will appear during the series – but wouldn’t confirm what he’d be doing. We live in hope for a Judges’ Houses role, but it’s more likely that he’ll be performing on the Sunday results show.

Good news: Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s Fleabag, one of the best comedies of recent years, will be back for a second series, the BBC has confirmed. But the bad news is, we will have to wait until 2019 for it, because Phoebe is so busy right now. She says, “I asked myself if Fleabag has more to say and, frankly, she hasn’t shut up since. Series two will be a whole new adventure, and I’m beyond thrilled to be coming back.”

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FLEABAG BAGS SECOND SERIES

Call pest control – there’s a Fleabag in your bed

REESE GUEST STARS ON THE MINDY PROJECT

The Romanoffs, the new show from Matthew Weiner, creator of all-time TV great Mad Men, will also feature two of its best stars, Christina Hendricks and John Slattery, as well as Isabelle Huppert and Amanda Peet. The series will consist of eight hour-long episodes, each telling a different story with different characters. It’ll be on Amazon Prime next year.

Pack your PE kit, Cazza

WINTER LOVE ISLAND IS COMING (KIND OF)

From the people who brought us Love Island, new reality show Survival Of The Fittest will feature hot young singles undertaking tough physical and mental tasks in South Africa – and, also, dating.

The show will air on ITV2 this winter.

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REX FEATURES

HENDRICKS TEAMS UP WITH MAD MEN DUDE

Fresh from the success of Big Little Lies, Hollywood superstar Reese Witherspoon will appear in a guest role in the sixth and final series of The Mindy Project, the excellent sitcom created by and starring Mindy Kaling. Details of the cameo have not been revealed, but we should get to see the show this autumn on E4.

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Oops, he did it again

SOAP DISH

Kay Ribeiro welcomes you to Soaptopia

MEETS MATTHEW WOLFENDEN

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Good samaritan or bad husband?

EMMERDALE

‘It’s been a tough year for David and Tracy’ The Emmerdale star explains how David manages to mess up again

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f there’s one thing you can rely on Emmerdale’s David Metcalfe to do, it’s to cock up. Happily married to Tracy (after some tense “will they won’t they” wedding day shenanigans), he has a canny ability to mess things up.

Next week David’s at it again, after he finds Leyla drunk, in her wedding dress, feeling sorry for herself, and offers to lend her money to get out of her financial predicament. Why is that so bad? Well, because he’s basically given away his and Tracy’s holiday money. D’oh!

Actor Matthew Wolfenden explains what (if anything) is going through his character David’s head...

How have things been between David and Tracy recently?

I think it’s been a tough year for them.

They haven’t had a great deal of time to put energy into their own relationship, as they’ve been supporting so many family members. They’ve had all [David’s dad] Pollard’s problems to deal with, plus the Jacob and Josh situation.

This all came on the back of David’s cancer. Also,Tracy has had her dad, Frank, to worry about. So, I think they need some quality time together to just focus on each other.

But Leyla soon comes between them, doesn’t she?

Poor Leyla, she’s really a mess. She is wallowing in her own pity. She is really upset, so he ignores all Tracy’s calls and focuses on Leyla’s problem. He hears all about her money worries and, before he knows what he’s done, he’s given her all his and Tracy’s holiday money.

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Uh oh. Tracy won’t take that well…

He clumsily breaks the news to her in front of everyone at her birthday party, so she’s really upset, but has to try and look OK about it. But she walks out... So he quickly realises he’s messed up.

Why is she so upset?

Tracy explains it’s not about jealousy, it’s about feeling second best. She should have been consulted – they are meant to be a team.

Does David still have any lingering feelings for Leyla?

He is very fond of her, but I don’t think he looks at her like that. He’s happily married to Tracy.

How much trouble do you think this will cause their relationship?

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ALSO THIS WEEK... ’ENDERS

Sad times Don’t die, Kush!

Kiss of life

Whaaaat? Kush in ’Enders can’t croak it – he’s too pretty!– so why’s Sonia doing CPR? Well, Kush and Denise have a big old barney in the market about Den not wanting to move in with him, and he suddenly collapses and has a cardiac arrest. :(

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Struggling to come to terms with the loss of her baby, Bernadette begs Karen to take her to the hospital so she can say goodbye, but Karen goes without her. Meanwhile, families are devastated following the gas explosion, and Linda’s still toying with the idea of splitting with Mick. Noooo.

CORRIE

“I’m a lady!”

Run, Andy, run!

EMMERDALE

Ladies’ night

No, you’re not hallucinating – this is Corrie’s Johnny, Aidan and Kirk in the Bistro dressed as ladies. While there isn’t an official line on what’s going on in this pic, I’m guessing it involves Johnny’s stag do. And hilarity, no doubt, doth ensue.

SPOILER

ALERT

Faye and Seb go on the run Over in Corrie, Anna is horrified to discover Faye and Seb have run away, and sets about tracking them down. When Seb finds out Faye’s plan, though, he wants to go back home anyway, but doesn’t get far before Anna finds him in a layby. He ends up begging her to take him home, where she is horrified to see the conditions he is living in with his young siblings. But after Seb pleads with her not to tell Faye about his home life, will Anna be able to keep shtum?

Competition for Ross

Debbie tells Ross she has to meet Graham’s boss in a hotel, and plans to get cash from him. Ross is immediately jealous and he’s right to be. Tom’s young, hot and wealthy and the sexual tension between him and Debs is crackling. But will she get more than cash when she pays him a visit?

HOLLYOAKS

Adios, Darren?

It’s potentially Darren’s last day of freedom, but rather than spend quality time with him and the kids, Nancy decides to go to work. Nice. Elsewhere, Lisa is debating whether to be a surrogate for Louis and Simone after chatting with Zack, and Lily is gutted when she finds out she’s unlikely to get into Oxbridge with her GCSE results, so gets drunk with Prince.

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Having told Eileen he has a job in Scotland, Phelan ties up a terrified Andy and bundles him into his Postman Pat red van, telling him they’re going to France with his fake passports.

But when the van crashes in the woods and Phelan is knocked unconscious , is it finally Andy’s chance to make an escape?

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REVIEWS Everything ents that gets a big yes from us this week

STRICTLY COME DANCING

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BBC1, SATURDAY 9 SEPTEMBER, 7PM

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ust out your sparkliest outfit and bagsy the best seat on the sofa, because the Strictly troupe is once again in town. Tonight’s live launch kicks off with a glitzy red-carpet event, where we get to see the 15 excited/terrified celebs live in their sequinny glad rags for the first time. Then it’s time to get down to business, as Tess Daly and heat fave Claudia Winkleman let the stars know exactly who they’ll be getting up close and personal with over (hopefully) the next few months.

There’s fresh pro talent in the

shape of Dianne Buswell, Amy Dowden and Nadiya Bychkova – as well as old favourites Anton Du Beke, Karen Clifton, Kevin Clifton and Aljaž Skorjanec – plus, we get to see what new judge Shirley Ballas is made of.

Last year’s champions Joanne Clifton and Ore Oduba return to perform their winning jive, and there’s music courtesy of Shania “Man! I Feel Like A Woman” Twain and Rita Ora. And, with the sad passing of Strictly legend Brucie, there will, of course, be a suitably fitting tribute. +++++ Kay Ribeiro

… heat’s ONES TO WATCH

RUTH LANGSFORD

DAVOOD GHADMAI

GEMMA ATKINSON

ASTON MERRYGOLD

DEBBIE McGEE

ALEXANDRA BURKE

The yin to husband Eamonn Holmes’ yang, Ruth rates her dancing highly after a few drinks, but would give herself a 2/10 sober. Let’s hope she’s well lubricated.

’Enders hunk Davood provides the eye candy this year, and is taking part to learn a new skill and test himself. He’s most looking forward to Halloween week, as he loves dressing up.

Ex-Emmerdale star Gemma isn’t very girly and says sparkly dresses and heels are way out of her comfort zone. At 5ft 9in and 11st, she wants a partner who is “tall and strong”.

Despite his JLS dance background, Aston maintains Strictly’s a “different ball game” and he’ll be starting again.

A big fan of a deep-V tee, we’re expecting some pecs on show.

Former magician’s assistant Debbie may have learnt ballet and tap as a child, but that was over 35 years ago. Now she’s scared nerves may cause her to forget her moves.

The singer says her biggest challenge will be not holding a mic, which she sees as her safety net.

The Strictly fan says as long as she makes her family proud, it’ll be “OK.com”.

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Comedy Specials

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The Other One

BBC2, WEDNESDAY 13 SEPTEMBER, 10PM This comedy pilot from writer Holly Walsh is about two sisters, both called Catherine Walcott, who each had no idea the other existed until their father suddenly dies. It turns out daddy Walcott was a bigamist who maintained two families for years. There’s his daughter Cathy (Ellie White), who has a doof of a fiancé (Amit Shah) and is very middle class, along with her distraught mother (Rebecca Front). In contrast the other daughter, Cat (Lauren Socha), has seemingly slept with every man on Tinder and lives with her hilarious mum (Siobhan Finneran). It’s deliciously funny, yet also surprisingly moving. ++++ Boyd Hilton Family misfortunes

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Comedy Playhouse: Static

THE CULTURE KEY

BBC1, FRIDAY 15 SEPTEMBER, 10.35PM This latest in the run of new one-off comedies in this slot is a sitcom vehicle for deeply likeable funnyman Rob Beckett. Here he plays a twentysomething dude called Rob who leaves his job in London to move back in with his parents, only to discover they’ve just sold their house and have moved to a static caravan park in Margate. So, now poor Rob is jobless and living on a sofa bed in his parents’ trailer. At least his mum (Alison Steadman) is delighted to have someone to cook for, while his dad (Phil Davis) is just happy he can get thousands of football channels on TV. It’s an unashamedly warm, old-fashioned family sitcom.

In a good way. ++++ Boyd Hilton

TV MUSIC FILM BOOKS APPS THEATRE

Pass the salt

DVD

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Films on DVD Colossal

DVD/BLU-RAY, DIGITAL DOWNLOAD, MONDAY 11 SEPTEMBER Party girl Gloria (Anne Hathaway) is forced by her boyfriend to trade her NYC life for a spell back home in the sticks. There, she meets up with her childhood pal (Jason Sudeikis), and discovers her connection to a big monster terrorising South Korea.

It’s a bonkers genre mash-up – but it kind of works. ++++ Boyd Hilton

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Snatched

DVD/BLU-RAY, SKY STORE & DIGITAL DOWNLOAD, MONDAY 11 SEPTEMBER Amy Schumer bouncing off Goldie Hawn is the main draw for this action comedy, in which a girl gets dumped just before a holiday, and so takes her neurotic mum instead.

Laughs and thrills ensue, although we’d have preferred more comedy and less of the drug cartel thriller stuff, tbh. +++ Boyd Hilton

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Back To The Future was never like this

Outlander Season 3

Amazon Prime Video, from Monday 11 September

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his time-travelling fantasy is so popular, it’s been getting millions of viewers on More 4 every week, despite that second series having already screened over a year ago on Amazon Prime. Now the brand-new third season begins next Monday, with the rest of the episodes showing weekly on the streaming service. The new run picks up right after Claire (Caitriona Balfe) returns to her life in

1948. She’s now pregnant, and hot hunk Jamie (Sam Heughan) is the father, but she has to live with her 20th-century husband, Frank (Tobias Menzies).

Meanwhile, back in the 18th century, Jamie suffers from the aftermath of his last stand at the battle of Culloden, and – as if that’s not traumatic enough – also has to deal with the loss of Claire, the love of his life. ★★★★ Boyd Hilton “He doesn’t look like me.”

“Yeah, about that…”

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PREVIEW

It

Cert 15, 135 minutes, opens 8 September Starring: Jaeden Lieberher, Sophia Lillis, Bill Skarsgård Director: Andrés Muschietti THE PLOT The TV miniseries adapted from Stephen King’s sprawling novel is now a cult classic, and its evil monster has come to define the image of the scary clown. In this big-screen outing for the story, a smalltown boy (Lieberher) is traumatised by the disappearance a year before of his little brother. He and fellow pre-teen misfits the Losers’ Club face unwanted attention from the town bully, but scarier still is their battle with a shape-shifting, child-abducting fiend who frequently appears in the form of clown Pennywise (Skarsgård).

WHAT’S RIGHT/WRONG WITH IT? The reviews embargo is after our on-sale date, so we can only tell you that the book’s 1958-set action is updated to 1989, also omitting the second half, where the story jumps forward 25 years and the kids are grown up.

VERDICT Stephen King’s Dark Tower didn’t transfer to the screen so well last month. We have much higher hopes for It. Charles Gant

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David has two left (cold) feet

Cold Feet

ITV, Friday 15 September, 9pm

t really is a joy to have this most breezy and inventive of comedydramas back for another run, and in this second episode of the new series, Adam (James Nesbitt) and Tina (Leanne Best) wrestle with the next big challenge of their relationship: whether to have kiddies or not. Adam’s in favour; Tina’s not so sure. A pattern is developing there. As for young Matt (Ceallach Spellman), he has a revelation

of his own that sends shockwaves through Adam. Meanwhile, Karen (Hermione Norris) is worried that her diva star novelist is taking her sweet time over her next book, Pete (John Thomson) delights in his new role as Entertainments Manager, arranging a tea dance at the care home, and David (Robert Bathurst) thinks he’s in need of a makeover to keep up with Nikki (Siobhan Finneran). ++++ Boyd Hilton

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Fabulous Fiction

The best new books to buy/download this week THE BRILLIANT ONE

The Pool House ASMINA PERRY HEADLINE, £14.99)

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em can’t believe her luck when she and her ambitious usband Nat are invited to oin his wealthy new friends t a swish Hamptons house ver the summer. But it isn’t ong before she discovers hat a young woman, Alice, rowned in the pool there he previous year, and that he details surrounding her accidental death are murky at best. When THE Jem then gets a job THRILLING with local author ONE Michael, she realises she’s not the only one with suspicions, and the air embark on their own nvestigation. But, as they oon find out, there are more ecrets to uncover than just hose that happened on that ateful night… With a smart lot, characters you’ll both ove and love to hate, plus lenty of sex, drugs, scandal nd mystery, this relentlessly rilliant novel will keep you nthralled from start to end. erfect for fans of The Affair.

Isabelle Broom

Heart Forever

THE ROMCOM ONE

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MARIAN KEYES (MICHAEL JOSEPH, £20)

There’s nothing that makes our bubbles fizz more than a chunky new novel from the legendary Keyes, and The Break is another belter. It follows 44-year-old PR and mum Amy, whose husband Hugh has buggered off on a six-month “anything goes” trip to Southeast Asia, leaving her to her own devices. It’s full of brilliantly fun characters, genuine emotion and heaps of the Irish writer’s trademark charm.

We loved it! Sarah Hughes

Behind Her Eyes

INDSEY KELK HARPERCOLLINS, £7.99)

he long-awaited seventh book n the I Heart series has arrived but don’t worry if you’re only just oining the Kelk party, because here’s tons to enjoy here. Angela’s usband has gone travelling, she having to keep a multitude f secrets, and there’s a shake-up appening at the media company where she works in New York.

With Christmas looming and the ty closing in on her from all sides, will Angela and her best friend enny make it to the New Year n one piece? Kudos to Kelk or keeping her characters so ndlessly fun, fresh and fantastic and for making us cackle with mirth. The girl can do no wrong.

Sarah Hughes

The Break

ARAH PINBOROUGH HARPERCOLLINS, £7.99)

THE SHOCKING ONE

When single mum Louise meets andsome doctor David, she falls or him hard and fast. What she oesn’t expect, however, is to also all for his wife. Adele is beautiful, weet and charming, and she nderstands Louise in a way that obody else does. Unable to pull erself away from her affair with David, but unwilling to let go of her ascinating new friend, Lou allows erself to be drawn deep into the angle of their unconventional marriage, with truly shocking onsequences… Exquisitely rafted, tightly plotted and with genuine gasp-out-loud climax hat you will not see coming, this is thriller writing at its absolute finest. Isabelle Broom

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Big TV Hits Ready, set, knead!

“It was so nice of the Beckhams to lend us these”

Victoria

The Great British Bake Off

Sunday 10 September, ITV, 9pm

Tuesday 12 September, Channel 4, 8pm

It’s all kicking off in the country, and upon hearing the pleas of a Spitalfields silk weaver, Vic decides to throw a fabulous medieval ball at the Palace – where the attendees have to wear costumes made from Spitalfields silk. Cunning, huh? Also, she’s very concerned that Lord M hasn’t been in touch, so sends Emma to check up on him. Come back, Lord M! ++++ Kay Ribeiro

It’s that time in the culinary calendar that strikes fear into the hearts of wannabe bakers: Bread Week. With his Nibs Paul being somewhat of an expert, who will rise to the challenge and who will fall flat on their face? Also, there’s a teacake Signature bake for them to tackle, plus a two-tiered Technical and one of the most ambitious sculpture showstoppers in Bread Week history. Crumbs. +++++ Kay Ribeiro

They’re having a Wales of a time

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Stella

Sky 1 & NOW TV, Wednesday 13 September, 9pm

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uth Jones’ comedy-drama became one of Sky 1’s flagship shows when it arrived in 2012, partly because of Jones’ sympathetic portrayal of the ordinary single mum of the title. The balance between comedy and drama has been great, too, as we’ve agonised over Stella’s romantic choices. And now we’re heading back into the Welsh valleys for

the sixth and final time. The excellent Patrick Baladi (corporate boss Neil from The Office) returns as her man Michael, although it’s uncertain how long he’ll remain her man this time, seeing as he’s been offered a job in Dubai. Darren Day joins the crew, while Stella has to deal with baby Holly and the fact that Ben is about to leave for university. ++++ Jason Arnopp 9-15 September 2017 www.heatworld.com

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Strike: The Silkworm

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Watching the detectives

BBC1, Sunday 10 September, 9pm

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fter the very successful adaptation of the first Strike novel by JK Rowling (writing as Robert Galbraith), here comes TV’s two-part take on the excellent second novel featuring grizzled private detective Cormoran Strike (Tom Burke) and sidekick Robin (Holliday Grainger). With Strike’s agency doing well after the Lula Landry case, he takes on a missing person mystery after Leonora Quine (Monica Dolan) asks him to track down her husband, the novelist Owen Quine (Jeremy Swift). As for his personal life, Strike has to deal with the pain of seeing his ex and her new fiancé on the cover of a magazine, and then he has an awkward meeting with Robin’s fiancé (Kerr Logan). All in all, another highly satisfying episode. ++++ Boyd Hilton

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TV Treats

Hey, it’s not called Fear The Driving Dead, is it?

To bemoan or not to bemoan, that is the question

Fear The Walking Dead

Upstart Crow

The Walking Dead ’s prequel spin-off is back for the second half of season three. Real TWD obsessives can watch it “live” as it goes out in the US at 2am, Game Of Thrones-style, or else you can wait for this primetime showing. Kicking off with two back-to-back episodes, it begins with the Clarks and Ottos having secured a truce with the Nation. But it’s a very uneasy one. ++++ Liam Wright

Ben Elton recently bemoaned TV critics for slagging off comedies filmed in studios before a live audience, as this series is. But, unlike his awful previous effort The Wright Way, Upstart Crow – dealing with the adventures of William Shakespeare – is really good, so most critics like it. In this series opener, Will (David Mitchell) grapples with a sneering rival (Mark Heap). ++++ Boyd Hilton

AMC ON BT, MONDAY 11 SEPTEMBER, 9PM

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But which one?

Two dramas, same writers, same time!

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Liar

ITV, MONDAY 11 SEPTEMBER, 9PM In what must be be an unprecedented situation in TV history, two new drama series written by the same two brothers (Harry and Jack Williams, of The Missing fame) are being shown at exactly the same time on two rival channels. So there’s this one, on ITV, which tells the story of a night that changes the lives of Laura Nielson (Joanne Froggatt) and Andrew Earlham (Ioan Gruffudd) forever – a story so superbly set up, you never quite know who’s telling the truth. Meanwhile, over on BBC1… (see below). ++++ Boyd Hilton

Rellik

BBC1, MON 11 SEP, 9PM The Williamses’ second new drama has a cunning storytelling device at its core. Rellik (killer spelled backwards) opens with the catching of a serial killer, before moving back in time to the story’s beginning – the crime itself, and the search for the perpetrator.

Damaged and disfigured Met detective Gabriel Markham (Richard Dormer) is in charge of the hunt, accompanied by smart and intense partner Elaine (Jodi Balfour). In contrast with the far more naturalistic Liar, Rellik is highly stylised and deliberately discombobulating, so you’re not quite sure what the hell is going on. And if you saw The Missing, you’ll know the writers are incredibly adept at this timey-wimey stuff. ++++ Boyd Hilton

Featured on the new

Detectives don’t get much more grizzled than Markham (left)

UNMISSABLES PODCAST!

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DVD, Monday 11 September

The kind of US comedy-drama that the phrase “heartwarming” was made for, This Is Us stars Justin Hartley (Smallville), Chrissy Metz (American Horror Story: Freak Show)

and Sterling K Brown ( The People V OJ Simpson) as siblings who are all approaching their 36th birthday. Their stories intertwine and dart between their pasts and presents, and

there’s lots more to come, as season two (guest-starring Sylvester Stallone as himself – yes, really!) premieres later this month in the States. ++++ Jason Arnopp

Check out the week’s other ace releases, too…

It’s like Friends with Asperger’s

Your mum doesn’t look very happy

What’s got two thumbs and hates Trump?

Big Bang Theory: Season 10

American Horror Story: Roanoke

Veep: The Complete Sixth Season

DVD/BLU-RAY, MONDAY 11 SEPTEMBER

DVD/BLU RAY, MONDAY 11 SEPTEMBER

DVD/BLU-RAY, MONDAY 11 SEPTEMBER

BBT completists can pick up this series as part of the Season 1-10 box set. The run starts with the gang all being in town at the same time for Penny and Leonard’s second wedding, then builds up to the big finale. Along the way, Bernadette gives birth, the scientists work on a US Air Force project, and Sheldon tries to convince Amy they should have a baby. ++++ Jason Arnopp

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One of AHS ’ great strengths is the way that each season brings a new story, but keeps the core cast intact. Roanoke takes a new approach by creating a show-withina-show in the shape of a true crime doc that sets out to capture shocking paranormal events. Recurring stars include Lady Gaga and Kathy Bates. ++++ Jason Arnopp

This series of Armando Iannucci’s tremendous political comedy moves the action out of the White House altogether. President Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has been kicked out, only to end up in an unfulfilling role along with the rest of her key team members and some killer one-liners. +++++ Jason Arnopp

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Top TV Game Shows Different league, this lot

A bunch of multi-taskers

A League Of Their Own

Taskmaster

Once you’ve recovered from the joy of reading our interview with James Corden on page 44, you can enjoy the first ep in the 12th series of his giddily entertaining panel show. Guests include Spurs star Dele Alli and comedian Rob Beckett. As mentioned by James, it climaxes with Jamie and Freddie 15 metres above the studio floor, trying to leap between two moving platforms. ++++ Boyd Hilton

Aisling Bea, Bob Mortimer, Sally Phillips, Mark Watson and Nish Kumar are the latest funny folk to submit to Greg Davies’ array of idiotic tasks for them. Challenges this time include painting a rainbow in total darkness and making Marmite.

The winner will walk away with – drum roll, please – Greg’s severed head on a plinth. ++++ Jason Arnopp

SKY 1, THURSDAY 14 SEPTEMBER, 9PM

DAVE, WEDNESDAY 13 SEPTEMBER, 9PM

He’s called Completicus Doofus.

Probably

ITV2, Thursday 13 September, 9pm

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rama fans have become increasingly obsessed with Romans this side of the millennium, so it was only a matter of time before reality TV producers craved a slice of hot gladiatorial action. So here’s the format: eight handsome men are “transported” back to the Roman Empire, to see how they look in gold lamé underwear.

Each one is accompanied by their girlfriend, who helps to train them for the Emperor’s Games, while actors play roles such as the Emperor’s assistant Dominus. Yes, the prize is only £10,000, but that probably would’ve been ten million pounds back in Roman times.

Surely our favourite thing about this show, though, is that the producers have found someone called Roman – Roman Kemp, son of Martin – to do the voiceover. +++ Jason Arnopp

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The Bromans

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If you go down to the woods today…

Wind River

Cert 15, 107 minutes, opens 8 September

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Starring: Jeremy Renner, Elizabeth Olsen Director: Taylor Sheridan THE PLOT After a bloodied, barefoot Native American woman is found dead in the snow in the titular Indian reservation in Wyoming, FBI agent Jane Banner (Olsen) must rely on the expertise of a local game tracker (Renner) to solve the crime.

WHAT’S RIGHT WITH IT? Written and directed by the writer of Sicario and

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Hell Or High Water, this shares those films’ gripping storytelling, richly drawn characters and a persuasively authentic milieu. Plus, both lead actors deliver cracking performances.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT? If you like your thrillers slammed with action, then be advised that Wind River is more of

a slow burn. Also, the film’s rather hierarchical view of jeopardy – caring little for others caught in the crossfire – strikes the only bum note for us.

VERDICT This powerfully gritty, character-driven mystery confirms Taylor Sheridan as a major American storyteller. ++++ Charles Gant

Fun TV Treats

Keith Lemon, taking the pith again

The gang aren’t exactly dressed for the beach

Celebrity Juice

The Only Way Is Marbs

ITV2, Thursday 14 September, 10pm

ITVBe, Sunday 10 September, 10pm

Few shows are as reliably fun as this one, as host Keith Lemon urges his panelists to endure all manner of humiliations for our viewing pleasure. In this series opener, he’s joined by team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton, plus pop star Charli XCX, Love Island faves Chris and Kem, and comedian Johnny Vegas. An eclectic bunch, but if anyone can bond them, it’s Keith. ++++ Boyd Hilton

It’s series 21 of TOWIE and, as is it’s wont these days, the run kicks off with two Marbella-set specials. The gang will be rejoined by Mario Falcone, Lauren Pope and Mike Hassini for the jaunt. We’re also promised Chloe Sims coming face-to-face with Pete for the first time since his reconciliation with girlfriend Megan, and Amber T pursuing her complex relationship with Dan. +++ Liam Wright

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But when you realise American Vandal is actually fake, and intended as true-crime satire, it all starts to make more sense, as a documentary-maker exposes the unfair expulsion of student Dylan Maxwell, who allegedly drew the offending graffiti. +++ Jason Arnopp

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LEO 23 Jul-23 Aug

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You’redazzling,asVenusinyour signyieldsaglossyconfidence.

“I have the stardom glow,” proclaimed fellow Leo J-Lo–and, this week, so do you. Health-wise, watch that posture (it’s a Leo weakness). A back and shoulder massage could prevent aches.

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Bewareconflictat workthisweek.

A testy Mars aspect suggests career friction – you could find yourself fending off competitors, so do be on your guard. Elsewhere, an issue with your mates may become pressing. Again, it’s your leadership kills which count.

UCKY DESTINATION: The top

TAURUS 20 Apr-20 May A well-deserved career boost could be on the cards, thanks to a lovely Mars/Uranus aspect – even if it comes at a price, it’s certainly worth paying.

Elsewhere, if you’re asked for help with a charitable cause, do consider it, as it could lead to great things.

LUCKY SAYING: Take the bull by the horns

VIRGO 24 Aug-23 Sep

CAPRICORN 22 Dec-19 Jan

A sweet Sun aspect hintsat a super-glam you this week.And since you’ve got it, it’s yourduty to flaunt it. The planets alignfor a light and happy mood, sogo socialise. As a slightly strange bonus, you may find your psychic ability enhanced.

LUCKY SMILE: 1,000watt

A stressful Saturn aspect indicates hat someone may knock your onfidence at work, but it’s probably ot a deliberate swipe, so try not o worry. Elsewhere, a strong 9th use signals travel opportunities. o matter how short the journey, worth considering.

CKY TRUTH: You’re worth it

GEMINI 21 May-20 Jun

LIBRA 24 Sep-22 Oct

QUARIUS 20 Jan-18 Feb

Hello, halo! As planetary power moves away from you, you’re putting others first. Being saintly suits you, so keep on listening and helping.At work, be sure to curb that tendency to try and cover everything as fast as you can. Remember – life’s a marathon, not a sprint.

LUCKY AURA: Calm blue

Don’t be a people-pleaserthis week, if it doesn’t suit. The planetary power is mostlyinth East – not your best sector–so let others do the talkingatwork Elsewhere, a strong 12thhouse of spirituality guides youto counsel a grateful friend.

LUCKY IDEA: Coast alittle

s all about assertiveness this ek. If you want to stand up for ood cause, do it. Your fellow uarian Paris Hilton says, “Life oo short to blend in.” She’s right. sewhere, despite a strong 7th use of love, it’s probably best avoid big gestures.

CKY ATTITUDE: Forthright

CANCER 21 Jun-22 Jul

SCORPIO 23 Oct-21 Nov

ISCES 19 Feb-19 Mar

Time to do your own PR. Pushing yourself doesn’t come naturally,but you’llfindyourself boostedbythe supportif youtalkyourselfupatwork.

Awell-timedwaxingMoonhintsthat you’relookinggoodandfeeling confidentsocially,sogetoutthere.

LUCKY MANTRA: Icandothis

You are always supporting you friends, but you’re rewardedfor itthisweekwhenyourealiseth depthof apal’sloyalty.Yougett paythisforwardatworkwhen acolleagueasksforyourhelp.

LUCKY ATTRIBUTE: Strengt ofcharacter

ho you know can be more portant than what you know. marvellous Mars aspect hints at oney-making chances through cial contacts. Health-wise, several anets are in stressful alignment, be sure to get all the rest you need.

CKY AIMS: Health and wealth

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ARIES 20 Mar-19 Apr If overreachingwas anOlympic sport,you’dhavea gold.Aslongas you feel OK, there’s no need for detoxesor radical regimes, so don’t fix whatisn’t broken. A strong sixth house of health and work may point you in a different career direction, so be open minded.

LUCKY MINDSET: Relaxed, but ready

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When Posh & J-Lo set the Frow on fire Incaseyou’veever wondered, this iswhat slaylookslike.Castyourmindsbacknine years,andrememberatimewhenPosh wasfamousforherglitzyWAGdrobe, bleachedPob,andthatdisappointing dVbdenimline.Newsthatshewas launchingadresscollectiondreweye rolls especiallywhenitwasannounced thatshe’dunveilitatNewYorkFashion Week.Asif shewas,like,acredible fashiondesignerorsomething.Butthen, theex-Spicieturneduponthefrontrow of theMarcJacobsS/S09showlooking like this,nexttoJ-Lolookinglike that, andlefthercriticsgasping.Everything wassowellexecuted:thehigh-fashion gaminecrop,thesleekandclassydress, theside-eyethatcouldcutglass.J-Lo, meanwhile,deliveredjustasstrongly, givingusalookthatsaid,“Iapprove.”

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