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Coen Brothers Return Home
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Halloween
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Equestrian Catastrophe?
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Is Marching Band a sport?
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October 31, 2008
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Extreme bridge makeover Matt Hussian staff writer
In the beginning of August, the city of Edina decided to reconstruct the famous Browndale bridge by Edina Country Club neighborhood. Workers are still removing and replacing the crumbling bridge which was closed in the beginning of August and will not be finished until the end of October. “The Bridge is historical in that it helps symbolize the beginnings of Edina as a village focused on milling as a key aspect of its economy”, said Scot Housh, City Council Member of Edina. “At one time the Edina Mill was located in close proximity to the bridge.” The renovation comes with a hefty cost to residents: $460,000. The City’s Construction Fund contributes photo by Jack Rohkohl $410,000 and $50,000 is coming from the Min- BOTOX FOR BRIDGES: The Browndale Bridge gets a deserved face-lift. nehaha Creek Watershed District. The City’s Construction Fund replaced by a replica of the original, “I go around the bridge probably 2 pays for projects which are identified in which had become a crumbling hazard to 6 times a day,” said sophomore Nick the City’s Capital Improvement Plan. to the many drivers who crossed it. Thibeau. Scot Housh commented that These are dollars which are provided Some students must go around the there are few if any complaining about by all residents rather than by special bridge many times a day due to the the Browndale bridge being replaced. assessment to specific homeowners. construction and are frustrated by the It will help reinforce and maintain the The 100-year-old bridge is being inconvinience it creates. physical elements of the bridge.
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Good to know... “Great Decisions” Lectures At Library
photo courtesy of www.ccm.edu The Edina Library is continuing their “Great Decisions” discussion series this year. Topics for this series are based on issues of importance to the United States’ role in the world. On November 10th and 15th, George Welles of Imaging Futures, Inc. will give background for a discussion of the new defense and security policies to defend the US and its interests abroad; on December 8th, Karlyn Eckman of the Institute for Global Studies will facilitate a discussion on the effects of private philanthropy in tackling world problems. Registration for both events can be completed online at hclib.org.
EHS Girl’s Tennis “12-peat”
Edina’s game of cops and robbers Lizzy Meller editor-in-chief Shame, fear, anger, dismay are all emotions that overwhelm people who wake up to find their homes burglarized and their prized possessions gone. Unfortunately, more Edina residents have been experiencing such emotions more often this year than ever before. Burglaries have increased across Edina, especially in recent months. According to the weekly crime reports from the Edina Police Department website, there were 50% more residential burglaries this summer than the last, and the neighborhoods hit most frequently are in the Country Club Area. During this summer alone, more than $125,000 was lost due to burglaries; the items taken range from $5 worth of alcohol to a Mercedes. The burglars have broken in through garages, windows, and doors (locked or unlocked). Burglaries have been sporadic and have occurred on weeknights and weekends at all times of the day, making it difficult to establish patterns. “It’s always hard to find connections without arrests,”
Officer Kenna Dick, the police liaison for EHS, explained. “Once we arrest someone, we’ll be able to discover if there are any or not.” The Edina Police are currently investigating the increase. They have extra officers patrolling the streets at night, and they are holding meetings in areas where the burglaries have been occurring frequently to educate the residents on how to protect themselves and deter burglars. They have some information about the suspects but are not allowed to reveal information to protect their investigation. Residents don’t need to be more afraid to walk around with a purse, however. The increase has only been in burglaries, not thefts. “People often have a hard time making the distinction,” explained Dick. “Burglaries are break-ins; robberies are when things are stolen off of individuals. Only burglaries have increased this year.” Fortunately, there are a few steps we can use to deter burglars and protect valuables. “To avoid burglaries, you should keep outside lights on, lock doors, and never leave valuables in cars,” advised Dick. “And remember to always report anything suspicious to the police.”
photo by mollie meldhal The Edina girls varsity tennis team stormed by the competition and captured its twelth-straight (and twenty-seventh overall) Class 2A state title after defeating Rochester Mayo 5-2 in a highly contested match. This was sweet revenge for the Hornets, as Mayo was the only team to defeat the perennial powerhouse this season, snapping their 215 match-winning streak. This championship will go down as one of the most memorable in team history, because Edina came into the match in the underdog role as a second seed. Congratualtions to all of our state champions!
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Bailout plan to the rescue Shots helping the sick Advocates for the bailout plan created a revised version of the bill, which was passed by the Senate on October 1 and was According to President Bush’s Treasury rushed through the House. This time the Secretary, Henry M. Paulson Jr., we may House voted 263 to 171 for the bill. Ninety be heading toward another Great Depres- minutes later President Bush signed the sion. Fear of such a catastrophe sparked bill, transforming it into a law. new legislation, known as the bailout plan. To lure Republicans in the House to The plan is the most expensive govern- vote for the bill the new plan also crement intervention in history. ated more tax cuts. The new tax cuts will The bailout plan allows the govern- benefit many businesses, including giving ment to purchase $700 billion in stock breaks for renewable energy and the reand mortgages in an attempt to fight the search and development for businesses. credit crunch in stages. By March 14, Another change the Senate added to 2009 the bill allows the government to the revised bill was an increase in Fedspend $250 billion to buy stock in finan- eral Deposit Insurance from $100,000 to cial institutions, with the goal of recapi- $250,000. This means an investor’s money talizing America’s banking system. is safe, even if the bank goes under. The plan was initially resisted by ConOn Friday, October 3 the new plan gress on September 29 when the House was sent to the Treasury Department, of Representatives, voting 228 to 205 and the government has started to buy against the bill, came up 13 votes short stocks. The plan is still controversial and not everyone believes it will solve the country’s financial problems. “There will be minimal effects on the economy,” predicted Economics teacher, Jason Szporn. “The economy needs time; just because the government gives the bank money doesn’t mean they will lend money.” photo courtesy of http://www.mctcampus.com Since the bill passed, the stock FAILING ECONOMY: The Dow had a record drop, and market has been a has some people worried about an economic depression. rollercoaster. One day it has dropped 400 to of passage. As a result, stocks plummeted 500 points while the next it has gained all around the world, leaving the Dow around 700 to 800 points. The future of Jones, a group of powerful stocks used the economy is still unsure, but hopeto measure the state of the stock market, fully the new act of legislation will have down 7%, according to CNN.com. a positive effect.
Sean Carney staff writer
Carolyn Beese staff writer
The school is alive with the sounds of sick students. The sniffling and blowing of noses resound through the hallways. However, if the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has its way, such sounds may soon disappear. The CDC now recommends that children from 6 months to 18 years sign up for flu shots this year. Most students interviewed for this photo courtesy of http://www.mctcampus.com article don’t put SHOTS FOR ALL: An annual flu shot much stock in the CDC’s recommenda- will stop the disease from spreading. tion and never get flu shots. They consider them pointless and unnecessary. Sophomore John Mertes remarked, “Do I look like a senior citizen?” However, there are some that swear by them. “I got the flu every year, until I started getting the flu shots,” said sophomore Travis Houle. The school nurse, Ann Little, thinks that every student should get a flu shot, unless they are specifically recommended not to. Given what the CDC has said, she hopes “more students will receive the vaccination, and we will have less influenza illness that hits EHS.” Previously, the CDC only recommended children ages 6 months to 5 years get the shot. However, this year the CDC are confident they have an ample supply of vaccines, so “the emphasis this year is to get out there and get coverage,” Dr. Julie Gerberding, director of CDC, told CNN.com. In total, they plan to vaccinate some 261 million people this year. Last year 60 million Americans contracted the flu, 36,000 dying as a result. Infection rates are highest among student-age children and adolescents, with ten to forty percent of healthy children becoming infected. Making an effective vaccine, however, can be difficult. It must be made 8 months in advance, enough time so the manufacturer can make and distribute the vaccine. If they predict wrong, that can lead to a situation such as last years, when the vaccine was not effective against the disease.
Scientists ready to discover origins of the universe physics, will likely not be seen until years later.” The first proton streams were set in motion on September 10, 2008. Unfortunately, nine days later a helium leak forced the experiment to be delayed Where did the earth, moon, sun, and stars come until the spring of 2009. After that, it may still take from? The answer may be found one hundred meters an additional three years to gather enough sufficient underground where the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) data to prove the Higgs boson exists. is being prepared to smash proTheories have arisen that the tons together after whizzing LHC will somehow create a black them through the 17-mile tunhole after the protons collide that nel at approximately 99.9999% will swallow up the planet. Two of the speed of the light. lawyers even brought the case The primary goal is to proto court, demanding that the exduce a Higgs boson, a theoretical periments cease immediately in particle that would show how order to prevent an apocalypse. particles gain mass, basically However, CERN had enough scirecreating the Big Bang and entific evidence to prove that parhelping physicists understand ticle collisions are perfectly safe, where we all come from. as the results of the experiment The LHC isn’t just for scienhappen naturally in the universe tists and other nerds; it’s already without resulting in doomsday made appearances in media. The destruction, and reassured those “Large Hadron Rap,” created by concerned that mankind will sura CERN worker, was posted on vive the experiments. YouTube and now has almost “We can be confident that three and a half million views. good things will come out of For sci-fi fans, Dan Brown’s this,” said Mr. Bullinger, “but Angels and Demons features a we can’t be certain what those photo courtesy of http://www.mctcampus.com plot in which a quarter gram things will be. That’s what antimatter bomb created by the READY TO TEST: Protons fly through the 17 miles of the LHC at nearly makes it so exciting.” LHC is threatened to disinteAlthough the possibilities of grate Vatican City, and a movie the speed of light before colliding, hopefully to produce a Higgs Boson. the LHC may seem fictional, version is being produced. they are definitely real. ScienThe real LHC was built by CERN (the European forces, and various other physics theories. tists will be able to answer questions that many Organization for Nuclear Research), and has received “The LHC work will answer questions that are fun- can’t even comprehend, and once the LHC operacontributions from over 100 countries and the work damental to physics,” said EHS Physics teacher Doug tions continue, mankind will take one step closer to of over 10,000 scientists. Located beneath the border Bullinger. “The effect on other sciences built upon understanding the vast and mysterious universe.
Anna Waldo news editor
between France and Switzerland, it is currently the world’s most powerful particle-accelerator, topping the six other Hadron colliders built in the past. Once experiments have been conducted, scientists predict the LHC will answer a variety of questions. Along with the Higgs boson, physicists hope to learn more about different dimensions, antimatter, nuclear
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Students get involved Bromances at EHS Volunteering and community service help students feel more part of things in Edina
break to build houses and other structures for needy people. Pream Grenier explained that each year the group goes “to a different community not only to It is another Saturday, and you are looking build affordable housing but to see how people for something to do. One way to get you off your come together to help each other out.” On past trips groups have traveled to Santa Fe, California, New Orleans, and Los Angeles. Students said that the New Orleans trip was particularly life changing. This year, Pream Grenier wants to change the program to a summer trip so more students can get involved. Opportunities outside of school include volunteering at the Humane Society, the Courage Center or Feed My Starving Children. At the Humane society, Students can work with and around all kinds of animals, although some photo by Rachel Pream Grenier opportunities are limited CLEANING UP: Nina Brownell, Jen Hoch, and Jess by age and experience. Reiersgord keep the school green with Project Earth. The Courage Center works with disabled people to create new independence bum and get involved is by doing community and better quality of life for them. service. You are not only doing yourself a faJunior Catherine Kerwin said, “Courage vor, you are also improving a little slice of the Center is a really good organization and it’s world. Several opportunities exist through the a good way to get out and help others while school as well as separate non-profits. having fun yourself.” One school-organized service is Project One of the most popular ways to save the Earth. On Fridays after school, students meet world is through Feed My Starving Children. in the YSY room, grab a couple of garbage cans Students can go in a group and make bags of nuand head out to recycle. trient-packed, easy-to-cook meals which are sent Rachel Pream Grenier, head of Project to malnourished people around the world. Earth said that the volunteer involvement Sophomore Carolyn Beese Fondly recalled “has skyrocketed with the green movement, that she “thought it was a lot of fun and an and we couldn’t make this happen without the efficient way for people in our community to student involvement.” help those around the world.” Students need Junior Desi King exclaimed, “I feel like to sign up for a time in either the Chanhassen I’m saving the world because I am saving or Eagan locations, and students are required the world!” to have one adult to every five students.. Another school-sponsored program is HabiThere are many great, simple ways to positat for Humanity, a project in which students tively affect the world through community travel to a specified destination over spring involvement.
Megan Evans staff writer
Trevor Aufderheide culture editor In the days of teenage love and romances, it’s not too uncommon to see boys and girls canoodling and whatnot in hallways, parks, and movie theaters. However, what goes unnoticed amidst the raging hormones is the group of guys bonding over Halo 3 in the dimly lit basement or the pack of men getting rough in the locker room. This is no man-date, nor is it an episode of Will & Grace. It happens to be a heterosexual man crush, for short, “HMC,” a phenomenon that finds its origins in the 1980s and something that junior Ryan Idrogo described as “bromance, man love, whatever the name, it goes beyond just feelings.” So what is an HMC? According to Urbandictionary.com, it describes a man admired and emulated by another male but not with sexual feelings. An HMC may include a kind of companionship that a girl or girlfriend may not always be able to provide, something that a man must often look for in his “bros.” Watching movies, grabbing food, and playing video games with an HMC is different from doing these activities with a regular guy friend or a female. Time spent with an HMC, for many, is like seven minutes in heaven with one’s favorite celebrity. Senior Alex Landreville described it as “that tingly feeling felt
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in the funnies, it’s like being starstruck.” This manly emotion can best be displayed by PDMAs (Public Displays of Manly Affection), gestures that separate a regular guy friend from the HMC. “Bro-hugs, occasional back massages – most things are fair game with a man crush,” said Landreville. “As long as it’s no homo.” The bonds of HMCs are all upheld by “Man Law.” Man Law is a Budweiser-sponsored series of manly dictates issued by a council of men that included Burt Reynolds, Eddie Griffin, and other male celebrities. The code asserts, “It is not acceptable for a man to leave his fellow men for his woman.” Sometimes the HMC must make way for other relationships, however. Both Idrogo and Landreville said they would opt for their girlfriends over an HMC. While a breach of code, this decision must be upheld in order for the HMC to truly be heterosexual. There is the possibility for some flexibility in that choice, though. “My main man crush, [senior] Kyle Sogard, shares a special connection with me,” joked Landreville. “If my girlfriend was ever unavailable, who knows what would happen? Nothing sexual, of course.”
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Foreign exchange students adjust to life in the United States
is loving every minute of her stay in Edina—though there are a few changes to get used to. The atmosphere at EHS is different from Petrosyan’s school in Russia, which she Walking to your next class, the faces you candidly described as “dead,” because of the pass may all seem a blur—just a mass of Edina absence of school events and extracurricular students trudging through the endless school activities. Accordingly, Petrosyan is taking day. But hidden in the crowd are students every opportunity to participate in the numerexperiencing this routine for the first time, ous activities offered here—everything from the Volunteer Club to Debate. and I’m not talking about sophomores. As for Brazilian exchange student Gabriela Lima, she finds herself spending much more time in school than she normally would. In South America, Lima’s school is only in session during the morning hours. But even with more hours of study, she is taking part in school activities here that aren’t offered back home, like Project Earth and GayStraight Alliance. School activities are not the only changes these girls must become accustomed to. Lima and Petrosyan both agree that relationships here photo by Michael Fetterman between friends are NEW EXPERIENCES: Anna Petrosyan and Gabriela Lima soak up different from ones the extracurricular and academic opportunities at EHS. back home. Each said that they usually greet friends of both sexes by kissing them on the They are the students who have come from lips. But if I saw students greeting each other Russia, Finland, Poland, Germany, Slovakia, New Zealand, Korea and Mexico who are get- like this at EHS, I would assume a PDA epiting their first Edina experience. They blend demic had broken out. in so well with the usual crowd that you may There will be plenty of time to get used to not have noticed them scattered around our these changes, though, as Petrosyan and Lima school. But if you take the time to get to know will be staying here another eight months. And them, you’ll find we have as much to offer as Petrosyan hopes time will move slowly. they have to share. “I will be very sad to leave here.” comAnna Petrosyan, a senior from Moscow, mented Petrosyan.
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Catherine Kerwin staff writer
Trading Places
Not quite there... We’ll have to keep working on that flexibility, Zach.
A football player and Hornette occupy each other’s shoes.
Budie warms up for another practice with the squad.
Dear Dr. Tony, My name is Irene, I’m a senior and I had the best boyfriend ever, until one weekend he cheated on me. I’m assuming he felt incredibly guilty. When I found out, I reacted just how I should to such a thing, and now we don’t talk. He asks for one more chance, but I’ve given him plenty of chances. I just can’t trust him anymore. He has been desperately trying to get back together with me for a month, and I don’t know what to do. Please help. Sincerely, Irene Dear Irene, He sounds like the coolest guy in the world. I’m sure he is sorry and deeply regrets that night. He will probably never stop loving you no matter what he does or how he shows it. You can’t deny that there is something very powerful that he feels for you if he is trying this hard to get you back. You’re obviously something way more than just another girl to him. If you let him, I’m sure he can earn your trust back and treat you like a princess. Since you have been denying him for such a long time, he is probably getting the hint, but it sounds to me like he has no intention of stopping. So, Irene, my advice is simple: you are a senior in high school. In less than a couple of months, you two will be splitting off and attending different colleges. You probably won’t see him at all except on holidays and in the summer. Live it up, Irene. You may leave high school regretting not being with him for those last couple of months, because I know he will. It sounds like you two can clash a little, but that doesn’t even remotely compare to the happiness you bring each other (when he’s not being an idiot). You may think he is crazy, but in reality Irene, he is probably only crazy for you. You can’t deny that. It sounds like not a day goes by that he doesn’t wish he could go back in time to when you two went to Benihana’s and Peter’s cabin together. I’m sure the torture you are putting him through isn’t as bad as what he has put you through, but in the end, you’ll never truly know about him unless you give him one more last chance. -Dr. Tony
Tossing around the old pigskin before practice to get warmed up...
Looks like all those hours in the weight room with Bolt have really paid off!
GRAND FINALE: Preparation for the anticipated kick line. Protect this HOUSE! Don’t mess with Taylor.
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Catherine Kerwin staff writer Next time you decide to cheer on the Edina basketball or hockey team, look around and you’ll spot a different type of team: the Edina Marching Band. Although members are not usually the center of attention at Edina sporting events, members of the marching band or pep band put as much effort into their work as do the players on the field, court or arena. During football season, the marching band practices up to six hours a week to perfect the right steps and create flawless formations. Sometimes the band works for a solid hour just to put together one new move. On top of hard work, the band needs to be flexible—when members are absent from shows, everyone has to adjust positions on the fly. Teamwork is also essential. “It only works if we all work together,” said band director Paul Kile. To help out, there are student leaders—Drum Majors—who organize, conduct, and get to know the members individually. This year the four Drum Majors are Seniors Luke Randall, Abby Buuck, Katie Kenfield, and Ian Hendrickson. But does the Edina band’s teamwork and dedication cause people to consider it a sport? Randall feels passionately that march-
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ing should be thought of this way and claimed, “We practice and sweat just like any other sport.” Buuck also said, “After three hours of marching,
my legs hurt!” But some can’t see band in that light. Not a member of band herself, junior Daphni Lappas-Grigoraki disagreed because “there’s no competition involved. I don’t think it’s a sport— more of an art.” While other high schools do participate in marching band competitions, the EHS band’s mission is not to win first place but rather to entertain the audience and display their excellence. So if marching band were to be recognized by students equally with other sports on the school sports hierarchy, would anything really change? Kile responded, “Nothing would change, because when you strip [the rankings and competition] all away, music is still an artistic form.” Whether or not you will think of marching band as a sport, one thing is art by Tess Jensen certain: They deserve as much applause and recogUNDERAPPRECIATED: Though not usually considered a sport, nition as does the player marching band routines demand just as much practice and dedication who scores the winning from the band members as any other sport. touchdown.
Children of the circus Ashley O’Neill staff writer Acrobats flipping through the air and attempting the most daring feats can certainly take anyone’s breath away. For people young and old, the circus has always been an exciting perfor-
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mance to watch from the sidelines. But what a lot of students don’t know is that circus can be an exhilarating sport to be a part of and in fact anyone can join—without actually having to run away! Only a handful of students at EHS have taken advantage of this new and interesting sport. Circus Juventas, a local circus that was founded in 1994 for teaching young people ages 3 to 21, has a multitude of courses that anybody can sign up for, even beginners. Junior Lauren Christiansen describes it as “more like Cirque du Soleil” in that it involves a lot of acrobatics, skill and will-power. Christiansen, a four-year member of Circus Juventas, takes two climbing courses, Spanish web and silks. Although a Spanish web looks more like an actual rope, the “silks” that performers climb are long, stretchy pieces of fabric that require more knowledge and experience. Despite their differences, both courses involve a lot of climbing, upper body strength and dizzying heights. “Circus can be very challenging,” said Christiansen
“At every class the coaches grade you on the number of pull-ups and strattle-climbs you can do, your spins, flexibility and overall fitness”. Each class lasts about an hour and includes a 15 minute stretching period at the beginning to maximize flexibility and avoid injuries. In addition to Spanish web and silks, Juventas offers a wide variety of courses to choose from: multiple trapezes, cloud swing, bungee trapeze, triangular trapeze, German wheel, acrobatics and others. Not only are the coaches and instructors working at Juventas well-trained in circus and serious when it comes to the safety of students, they’re also incredibly skilled. “All of the instructors are very talented,” said Christiansen. “A lot of them are from Cirque du Soleil and other famous circuses around the world.” In addition to the classes, students can demonstrate their abilities in two shows annually. Junior Catherine Kerwin, a new recruit to Circus Juventas, decided to join after seeing a show last spring. “It just looked like so much fun!” said Kerwin. While all of the performances are amazing, the most anticipated is the August show, in which the advanced students and instructors show off their skills through different storylines that change every year. The 2008 August show was “Ravens Manor” where performers told the story of a haunted mansion in the Louisiana bayou. Students looking for a fun and exciting new sport should definitely consider circus. It is just as athletic as the typical high school sport and can be thrilling for someone who isn’t afraid of heights and who loves to perform. Besides, for girls interested in trying something new, there is an added bonus. Christiansen reported, “Circus guys are super buff!”
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Every year in early October, a multi-colored crowd stampedes through the streets of Minneapolis and St. Paul in a 26.2-mile trek to the capital building. This annual event, known as the Twin Cities Marathon, took place on Sunday, October 5. Although the rain drenched the runners and the course, the downpour couldn’t quench their spirits, as thousands of runners completed the race. Among those who completed the treacherous journey were band teacher Paul Kile and English teacher Elizabeth Barniskis. Kile, a 3-time marathon veteran, prepared for months by running religiously and competing in a couple of triathlons. He was eager to test his endurance against the 26 mile course. He finished with a time of 3 hours and 23 minutes. “Now that it’s done, I would say it was a blast!” commented Kile. “But during the race it was cold, rainy and windy. Nothing worse than running in squishy shoes and wet clothes.” After prevailing against the rain, Kile plans to continue to run in marathons, hopefully one in every continent, and will compete in the Wisconsin Iron Man Triathlon next year. Barniskis, a new mother with a desire to return to her former fitness level, finished with a time of 4 hours and 3 minutes. Unfortunately, her experience wasn’t as positive. “The race was miserable!” said Barniskis. “I have never been so cold in my entire life. It started raining at mile five, I stepped in a puddle by mile six, and my feet were frozen by mile seven. I heard some people thought it was a great day to run, and I don’t get that at all. However, I am so grateful I finished. I feel really good about it, but I will never run in those conditions again.” Despite being miserable, Barniskis plans to take on another marathon in two years, hopefully under better conditions. Although the conditions were horrible, the runners found courage to persevere. Kile observed, “Somehow, though, it was very cool seeing all those dedicated runners performing in such horrid conditions.” (Fernando Cabada and Olga Glok finished with the top times, which were 2:16:32 and 2:32:28 respectively.)
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in-depth Let’s carve a pumpkin!
Tools required: Pumpkin Candle Carving Knife Grease Pencil Spoon
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Directions: 1. Cut the top off of the pumpkin by carving an octagonal hole around the stem. Make sure to angle the knife while cutting so that the lid won’t fall through. 2. Use the spoon to scoop out the seeds and stringy bits. Make sure to scrape the bottom flat so that the candle will rest comfortably inside the pumpkin. 3. Decide which side of the pumpkin is best suited for carving. Keep in mind factors such as flatness, color, texture, etc. If you want a more frightening face, a bumpy, green surface may be desirable. If you would like to give Jack a more amiable appearance, consider using a smooth, orange surface. 4. This is the creative part! Close your eyes and picture your perfect jacko-lantern. Now open your eyes, and, with the grease pencil, recreate your artistic vision on the surface of the pumpkin. 5. Carefully cut along your pencil marks to create each individual part of the jack-olantern’s face. Once finished, reach inside and gently push out the pieces. 6. Name your jack-o-lantern to reflect his or her personality. 7. Place a candle inside your jack-o-lantern. Preferably, find a short stubby candle that will rest stably inside of the pumpkin. Wait for nightfall, light the wick, and step back to see the results!
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“Sorry honey, you’re too old to trick or treat” Chris Greeno ed-op editor
Michael Fetterman features editor
Few things are more hauntingly Halloweenish than a grinning gourd on someone’s doorstep. Have you ever seen one of these glowing pumpkins and asked yourself, “How can I make my own jack-o-lantern?” Not to worry: Just follow a few easy steps, and you too can become adept at this timehonored craft!
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A History of Halloween Corrin Carlson staff writer Poor Russia. The Russian parliament is considering banning Halloween in order “to guard students from what the government considers destructive Western influences.” No more trick-or-treating, costumes, or cheesy black and orange Halloween decorations. Instead, Russian children will spend October 31 as they would any other school night, and wishing they could celebrate like their Western counterparts. Only a few countries have adopted the Halloween concept such as Russia did, but many countries have their own Halloween-like holiday. El Día de los Muertos is celebrated in Mexico, Latin America, and Spain from October 31 to November 2. “The celebration is designed to honor the dead who, it is believed, return to their earthly homes on Halloween” (history.com). Families construct altars in their homes to honor the dead and decorate the gravesites of deceased family members. On November 2, family members gather at the gravesite to remember and celebrate those who have died. At one time the people of England celebrated Halloween, but gave up the holiday during the Protestant Reformation. Instead they celebrate Guy Fawkes Day. Guy Fawkes was a member of a Catholic group opposed to the Protestant King James. Fawkes was executed in 1606 for attempting to blow up England’s parliament building. His holiday is now celebrated by people burning effigies of him in bonfires. Instead of trick-or-treating, English children walk the streets carrying a Guy Fawkes’ effigy and ask for money. The Japanese celebrate the Obon Festival, which has both religious and secular aspects, and is dedicated to the spirits of ancestors and occurs during late summer. During the festival, many families hang red lanterns and float lit lanterns down the rivers. They also clean their homes and the gravesites of their ancestors. Fires are lit every night of the festival to show the spirits the way back to their families. Bon dances, a traditional activity during the festival, also occur in the evenings; most people participate in, even if they don’t celebrate the religious portion of the festival. Western holiday traditions stem from Ireland, where Halloween originated. The holiday was first celebrated during the time of the Celts by lighting bonfires. Currently, Irish children dress up and go trick-or-treating and many families attend parties on Halloween night which include activities such as bobbing for apples and going on treasure hunts. On this Halloween night, after you raid your younger siblings’ candy stash, thank Ireland and the Celts for conceiving such a wonderful and totally pointless holiday. And please try to remember your poor friends in Russia who are suffering from a parliament trying to “guard the ‘moral and spiritual upbringing’ of the nation’s youth” (usatoday.com).
T&T Situations Maddie Krasno culture editor
Each situation begins the same. You are the kid who takes Halloween too seriously. If you’re a boy, you have chosen the classic ghost costume: a sheet with two holes cut out for eyes (You’re afraid that if you go “all out,” you’ll look too sexy and make others jealous). If you’re a girl, you’ve chosen to be a really “cute” witch… So you, either as a ghost or witch, are just minding your own business, skipping down the street when… Situation 1: You spot that house. You know, the dark, “deserted” house. Yeah, empty. Sure. And what’s this? No candy bowl on the front step? It’s people like this who prevent cavities. You may want to litter on their lawn, set fire to their tree, or ding-dong-ditch them repeatedly (you know they’re really home). My advice: In anguish, let out a wail for the lost souls who refuse to join you in celebration. Then ask your mom for candy. Situation 2: You stumble upon the house that supports the statement that some things are too good to be true. That giant red lollipop you spotted from down the block is not a sucker. Oh, no. It’s an apple covered in imaginary fudge and pretend sprinkles with your name on it! Your first reaction is probably to inquire as to why they chose an apple; wouldn’t a banana be more fun? My advice: No one likes a smartass. Also, try to refrain from asking if you are the lucky number 10 with a worm infested apple; it might hurt their feelings. Instead, give the apple pickers a convincing smile, thank them, and proceed to think of all the people you can hit in the back of the head with an apple! Situation 3: You spot that rich couple’s house. They’re the type who refuse to have kids but make up for it by handing out king size candy bars on Halloween to prove that they don’t completely dislike children. You approach the house, but a swarm of munchkins prevents you from reaching the candy bowl. Your initial reaction is to shove the kids, grab your stash, and get out of OZ. However, this could lead to a court case and jail time. My advice: Wait your turn or gently bribe a munchkin to grab you an extra candy bar in exchange for the “juicy” apple you received from the last house. Situation 4: You arrive at the house with the “sweet” old lady who asks you if you’re a little old to trickor-treat. My advice: Don’t respond by asking her if she’s a little old to be alive. Instead, say you’re ten and you’re experiencing early puberty. Apologize for wetting your pants (because you’re scared), smile politely, and try to trip descending the stairs (the “sweet” old lady may pity you and offer you more candy!). If you simply can’t win with door-to-door nagging or you’re anti-chocolate (anti-fun) and don’t possess a sweet tooth, there’s always eye candy. Keep your eyes peeled for the hottie in the Shrek costume or the babe in the cow suit. Be realistic. Who needs real candy when there is eye candy to be had?
As the sun began to set, your heart began to flutter, and you along with every child in America, prepared for the highlight of the fall. Mysterious disguises, scary decorations, and of course, the rain of candy all came together to make that beautiful holiday called Halloween. Unfortunately, the best part of Halloween, trick or treating, all ended just a few years back when your parents dropped those fateful words, “Sorry honey, you’re too old to go trick or treating.” But are you really too old? I don’t think so, and neither do most Edina High Schoolers. Senior Eric Sannerud noted that “we’re still kids. We should be able to have a good time with some of our friends on Halloween. If you’re too cool for trick or treating, you’re too cool to live!” And why should trick or treating be too cool for us? A couple years of growth doesn’t really make much of difference. Anyways, even if you have to grow up on the outside, who says you have to on the inside? Junior Amy Zhang shared a similar opinion: “I think we should be able to [trick or treat] because we’re still kids. Halloween is just a fun holiday for us all to hang out with friends, relax, and have a bit of fun, and what better way to do that then go trick or treating?” Unfortunately, as you learned on October 31 a few years back, adults may not feel the same way. My parents started to strongly discourage it the second I hit sixth grade. This didn’t stop me from heading out to haunt Edina, but my parents clearly did not approve. And, outrageously, some teens believe that trick or treating is out of line for our age. Junior Jim Cochrane argued that, “If you’re a [high school student] and are dressing up in a mask and asking people for candy with little kids, something’s wrong with you.” But really, who cares what those party pooping old fogies say about a night of fun? So go find a terrifying costume, grab a pillowcase (make sure it’s one that won’t rip!) and go hit the streets to collect some booty!
Plan your own breathsteAling party Christina Kosters staff writer Ghost stories, candy corn and Jello brains… there wouldn’t be Halloween parties be without them. But let’s face it, we’ve graduated from mediocre middle school costume parties, and we need something better. Here are some ideas to make this year’s blowout truly epic. One former Edina student, planning a Halloween bash this year said, “I think that for a Halloween party, it needs to be slightly over the top.” Beware, these shindigs tend to get expensive, but almost everything can be substituted with cheaper products. First off, decorations are vital. If you are looking for a horrific party scene, stay specific. You’ll improve spook value if you don’t mix and match, so pick a theme and run with it. Possible ideas include graveyard, insane asylum, possessed clowns, zombies, pirates, or anything haunted. Stores sell everything from animated electronic skeletons to floating heads. Get creative and decorate any nook or cranny you can find. Remember that ghosts, carved pumpkins, tombstones, spider webs, and fake bodies are always welcome. Even use food to your advantage by serving punch that looks like blood in a cauldron with dry ice. Try not to get gruesome, but keep it scary—everyone loves that frightening thrill of Halloween. The next crucial detail is capturing that Halloween vibe. Turn on the black lights and start up the fog machine. Have eerie music or sound effects playing in the background to set the tone. Share some “real life” ghost stories (you can find then at websites such as folklore.net/spookystories, or simply watch The History Channel) that will creep people out. If you’re getting really into it, set up something like a haunted trail or other night games and have friends scare your guests to really get the adrenaline going. You could always pop a thriller in the DVD player to get everyone’s heart pumping. Guys, this is the perfect time grab that cute girl in the vampire costume you’ve been eyeing all night. When she gets scared, won’t you want to be the one she’s clinging to? Next up, apparel. Encourage your guests to dress up. The more people who do, the more comfortable everyone will be. Holding a costume contest can help encourage dressing up. Go all out and don’t forget the theatrical makeup and blood if you are planning something spooky. Remember, this is the one time a year you get to be someone… or something else. Embrace it. October 31 falls on a Friday, so get ready for a blowout. This year replace a middle school Monster Mash with a high school Psycho.
Party supplies/costumes/planning ideas
www.spirithalloween.com Halloween Superstore- Edina Party City - Edina www.halloweeneffects.us http://www.halloweenonlinemagazine.com/sfx/index.html http://parentingteens.about.com/od/halloweenfun/a/party_ideas. htm http://www.ehow.com/video_2371013_game-ideas-teen-halloweenparty.html
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in-depth
Zephyrus Volume 29, Issue 2 October 31, 2008
in-depth Let’s carve a pumpkin!
Tools required: Pumpkin Candle Carving Knife Grease Pencil Spoon
photo courtesy of http://blog.al.com/ breaking/2007/10/pumpkin.jpg
all photos by Ben Streeter
Directions: 1. Cut the top off of the pumpkin by carving an octagonal hole around the stem. Make sure to angle the knife while cutting so that the lid won’t fall through. 2. Use the spoon to scoop out the seeds and stringy bits. Make sure to scrape the bottom flat so that the candle will rest comfortably inside the pumpkin. 3. Decide which side of the pumpkin is best suited for carving. Keep in mind factors such as flatness, color, texture, etc. If you want a more frightening face, a bumpy, green surface may be desirable. If you would like to give Jack a more amiable appearance, consider using a smooth, orange surface. 4. This is the creative part! Close your eyes and picture your perfect jacko-lantern. Now open your eyes, and, with the grease pencil, recreate your artistic vision on the surface of the pumpkin. 5. Carefully cut along your pencil marks to create each individual part of the jack-olantern’s face. Once finished, reach inside and gently push out the pieces. 6. Name your jack-o-lantern to reflect his or her personality. 7. Place a candle inside your jack-o-lantern. Preferably, find a short stubby candle that will rest stably inside of the pumpkin. Wait for nightfall, light the wick, and step back to see the results!
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“Sorry honey, you’re too old to trick or treat” Chris Greeno ed-op editor
Michael Fetterman features editor
Few things are more hauntingly Halloweenish than a grinning gourd on someone’s doorstep. Have you ever seen one of these glowing pumpkins and asked yourself, “How can I make my own jack-o-lantern?” Not to worry: Just follow a few easy steps, and you too can become adept at this timehonored craft!
Zephyrus Volume 29, Issue 2 October 31, 2006
A History of Halloween Corrin Carlson staff writer Poor Russia. The Russian parliament is considering banning Halloween in order “to guard students from what the government considers destructive Western influences.” No more trick-or-treating, costumes, or cheesy black and orange Halloween decorations. Instead, Russian children will spend October 31 as they would any other school night, and wishing they could celebrate like their Western counterparts. Only a few countries have adopted the Halloween concept such as Russia did, but many countries have their own Halloween-like holiday. El Día de los Muertos is celebrated in Mexico, Latin America, and Spain from October 31 to November 2. “The celebration is designed to honor the dead who, it is believed, return to their earthly homes on Halloween” (history.com). Families construct altars in their homes to honor the dead and decorate the gravesites of deceased family members. On November 2, family members gather at the gravesite to remember and celebrate those who have died. At one time the people of England celebrated Halloween, but gave up the holiday during the Protestant Reformation. Instead they celebrate Guy Fawkes Day. Guy Fawkes was a member of a Catholic group opposed to the Protestant King James. Fawkes was executed in 1606 for attempting to blow up England’s parliament building. His holiday is now celebrated by people burning effigies of him in bonfires. Instead of trick-or-treating, English children walk the streets carrying a Guy Fawkes’ effigy and ask for money. The Japanese celebrate the Obon Festival, which has both religious and secular aspects, and is dedicated to the spirits of ancestors and occurs during late summer. During the festival, many families hang red lanterns and float lit lanterns down the rivers. They also clean their homes and the gravesites of their ancestors. Fires are lit every night of the festival to show the spirits the way back to their families. Bon dances, a traditional activity during the festival, also occur in the evenings; most people participate in, even if they don’t celebrate the religious portion of the festival. Western holiday traditions stem from Ireland, where Halloween originated. The holiday was first celebrated during the time of the Celts by lighting bonfires. Currently, Irish children dress up and go trick-or-treating and many families attend parties on Halloween night which include activities such as bobbing for apples and going on treasure hunts. On this Halloween night, after you raid your younger siblings’ candy stash, thank Ireland and the Celts for conceiving such a wonderful and totally pointless holiday. And please try to remember your poor friends in Russia who are suffering from a parliament trying to “guard the ‘moral and spiritual upbringing’ of the nation’s youth” (usatoday.com).
T&T Situations Maddie Krasno culture editor
Each situation begins the same. You are the kid who takes Halloween too seriously. If you’re a boy, you have chosen the classic ghost costume: a sheet with two holes cut out for eyes (You’re afraid that if you go “all out,” you’ll look too sexy and make others jealous). If you’re a girl, you’ve chosen to be a really “cute” witch… So you, either as a ghost or witch, are just minding your own business, skipping down the street when… Situation 1: You spot that house. You know, the dark, “deserted” house. Yeah, empty. Sure. And what’s this? No candy bowl on the front step? It’s people like this who prevent cavities. You may want to litter on their lawn, set fire to their tree, or ding-dong-ditch them repeatedly (you know they’re really home). My advice: In anguish, let out a wail for the lost souls who refuse to join you in celebration. Then ask your mom for candy. Situation 2: You stumble upon the house that supports the statement that some things are too good to be true. That giant red lollipop you spotted from down the block is not a sucker. Oh, no. It’s an apple covered in imaginary fudge and pretend sprinkles with your name on it! Your first reaction is probably to inquire as to why they chose an apple; wouldn’t a banana be more fun? My advice: No one likes a smartass. Also, try to refrain from asking if you are the lucky number 10 with a worm infested apple; it might hurt their feelings. Instead, give the apple pickers a convincing smile, thank them, and proceed to think of all the people you can hit in the back of the head with an apple! Situation 3: You spot that rich couple’s house. They’re the type who refuse to have kids but make up for it by handing out king size candy bars on Halloween to prove that they don’t completely dislike children. You approach the house, but a swarm of munchkins prevents you from reaching the candy bowl. Your initial reaction is to shove the kids, grab your stash, and get out of OZ. However, this could lead to a court case and jail time. My advice: Wait your turn or gently bribe a munchkin to grab you an extra candy bar in exchange for the “juicy” apple you received from the last house. Situation 4: You arrive at the house with the “sweet” old lady who asks you if you’re a little old to trickor-treat. My advice: Don’t respond by asking her if she’s a little old to be alive. Instead, say you’re ten and you’re experiencing early puberty. Apologize for wetting your pants (because you’re scared), smile politely, and try to trip descending the stairs (the “sweet” old lady may pity you and offer you more candy!). If you simply can’t win with door-to-door nagging or you’re anti-chocolate (anti-fun) and don’t possess a sweet tooth, there’s always eye candy. Keep your eyes peeled for the hottie in the Shrek costume or the babe in the cow suit. Be realistic. Who needs real candy when there is eye candy to be had?
As the sun began to set, your heart began to flutter, and you along with every child in America, prepared for the highlight of the fall. Mysterious disguises, scary decorations, and of course, the rain of candy all came together to make that beautiful holiday called Halloween. Unfortunately, the best part of Halloween, trick or treating, all ended just a few years back when your parents dropped those fateful words, “Sorry honey, you’re too old to go trick or treating.” But are you really too old? I don’t think so, and neither do most Edina High Schoolers. Senior Eric Sannerud noted that “we’re still kids. We should be able to have a good time with some of our friends on Halloween. If you’re too cool for trick or treating, you’re too cool to live!” And why should trick or treating be too cool for us? A couple years of growth doesn’t really make much of difference. Anyways, even if you have to grow up on the outside, who says you have to on the inside? Junior Amy Zhang shared a similar opinion: “I think we should be able to [trick or treat] because we’re still kids. Halloween is just a fun holiday for us all to hang out with friends, relax, and have a bit of fun, and what better way to do that then go trick or treating?” Unfortunately, as you learned on October 31 a few years back, adults may not feel the same way. My parents started to strongly discourage it the second I hit sixth grade. This didn’t stop me from heading out to haunt Edina, but my parents clearly did not approve. And, outrageously, some teens believe that trick or treating is out of line for our age. Junior Jim Cochrane argued that, “If you’re a [high school student] and are dressing up in a mask and asking people for candy with little kids, something’s wrong with you.” But really, who cares what those party pooping old fogies say about a night of fun? So go find a terrifying costume, grab a pillowcase (make sure it’s one that won’t rip!) and go hit the streets to collect some booty!
Plan your own breathsteAling party Christina Kosters staff writer Ghost stories, candy corn and Jello brains… there wouldn’t be Halloween parties be without them. But let’s face it, we’ve graduated from mediocre middle school costume parties, and we need something better. Here are some ideas to make this year’s blowout truly epic. One former Edina student, planning a Halloween bash this year said, “I think that for a Halloween party, it needs to be slightly over the top.” Beware, these shindigs tend to get expensive, but almost everything can be substituted with cheaper products. First off, decorations are vital. If you are looking for a horrific party scene, stay specific. You’ll improve spook value if you don’t mix and match, so pick a theme and run with it. Possible ideas include graveyard, insane asylum, possessed clowns, zombies, pirates, or anything haunted. Stores sell everything from animated electronic skeletons to floating heads. Get creative and decorate any nook or cranny you can find. Remember that ghosts, carved pumpkins, tombstones, spider webs, and fake bodies are always welcome. Even use food to your advantage by serving punch that looks like blood in a cauldron with dry ice. Try not to get gruesome, but keep it scary—everyone loves that frightening thrill of Halloween. The next crucial detail is capturing that Halloween vibe. Turn on the black lights and start up the fog machine. Have eerie music or sound effects playing in the background to set the tone. Share some “real life” ghost stories (you can find then at websites such as folklore.net/spookystories, or simply watch The History Channel) that will creep people out. If you’re getting really into it, set up something like a haunted trail or other night games and have friends scare your guests to really get the adrenaline going. You could always pop a thriller in the DVD player to get everyone’s heart pumping. Guys, this is the perfect time grab that cute girl in the vampire costume you’ve been eyeing all night. When she gets scared, won’t you want to be the one she’s clinging to? Next up, apparel. Encourage your guests to dress up. The more people who do, the more comfortable everyone will be. Holding a costume contest can help encourage dressing up. Go all out and don’t forget the theatrical makeup and blood if you are planning something spooky. Remember, this is the one time a year you get to be someone… or something else. Embrace it. October 31 falls on a Friday, so get ready for a blowout. This year replace a middle school Monster Mash with a high school Psycho.
Party supplies/costumes/planning ideas
www.spirithalloween.com Halloween Superstore- Edina Party City - Edina www.halloweeneffects.us http://www.halloweenonlinemagazine.com/sfx/index.html http://parentingteens.about.com/od/halloweenfun/a/party_ideas. htm http://www.ehow.com/video_2371013_game-ideas-teen-halloweenparty.html
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ed/op Equestrian Artistry versus EHS Zephyrus Volume 29, Issue 2 October 31, 2008
DJ Adams and Ben Streeter sports and managing editors It’s not every year that, while sitting along Wooddale enjoying the Edina Homecoming Parade, you catch a glimpse of Dr. Locklear and Mr. Pretasky running full out across the street after what, from a distance, looks like two mild and tame horses accompanied by two EHS students. It’s also a surprise to see several cops “collapsing” the same meek and gentle steeds as parade watchers ask their mothers, “Why do police officers hate horses?” This is a good question, seeing as every once in a while you’ll spot one of Edina’s finest trotphoto by Ben Streeter ting down the street keeping the smaller folk in check. ONE LAST STAND: Equestrian A more pressing Artistry posted one last piece of art question, however, after the disbandment of their club. and one I’m sure on-
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lookers considered during this odd horse/cops/EHS administrator event, would be, “What are these two students up to, and why is the EHS principal asking they leave the scene in a cop car?” It all goes back to September 10 when a group of seniors with a desire to draw horses applied for clubship at EHS. Some who may question the validity of such artistic aspirations might also question the necessity of “Equestrian Artistry.” They may well suggest that these kids were joking around and causing trouble, but we’d argue—and gravely so, “neigh.” We understand the administration’s frustration with the two young men who participated in the parade with wooden horses. After all, the main reason they were not supposed to participate was because the Equestrian Artistry (EQ) club had been disbanded the week before. The float must represent a real club to act in the parade. What we take issue with is why EQ was disbanded. According to the students involved, administrators, parents and members of EQ came together after school for a meeting to discuss the two reasons for the clubs disbandment. During the meeting, administrators discussed how EQ was allowed to make 15 copies of two different posters while several others were not stamped for approval. Whether the students who went to copy office were aware of this, we have no idea, but they certainly crossed the line in making 175 copies. The administration used this example as an irresponsible act of the club. Students paid the administration back for the ink and paper during the meeting. The other reason presented for the club’s disbandment was that members had failed to follow the fifth hour announcement protocol correctly. According
to students, Activities Director Jenny Johnson said that a student must run their announcement by the activities office before it can air during fifth hour. The students in fact just went to the main office and presented a secretary with their announcements, which were then signed off on and aired. The issue here is that they didn’t follow protocol though they had an adult look at it and directly approve its airing, but apparently that adult wasn’t aware of protocol either, and the students have taken the blame. Now back to our two students who attempted to take part in the Homecoming Parade. We do not support their attempt to participate in the parade, nor the disruption they might have caused. But the administration needs to understand that they in a way caused this action. The students were outraged at the disbandment and the claims that founded it. They chose to act out. They were suspended and missed a day of school the following week (interestingly enough they were not allowed to be present at the meeting with Johnson and parents to discuss the whole issue). Later that week, their suspensions were revoked and simply titled “excused absences” according to the students, since their actions did not break any rule in the student handbook. In the end, neither of us support the student’s copying of 175 posters, their alleged anti-protocol announcements, and especially the HC Parade fiasco. We just don’t feel comfortable with the way the administration acted and treated the situation. The Equestrian Artistry Club was not the worst thing to happen at EHS, so why did things get so ugly? We just hope some better communication can be reached between frustrated adults and frustrated teens. That’s all this really was in the end.
Edina guidance couselors are overloaded
also 2 associate directors, 2 college counselors (counselors who work with students strictly for the college process), and 2 ACT/SAT prep instructors,” said Hicks. Who knew there were counselors who help only with college related issues? Not to mention, who knew you could have ACT/SAT prep instructors that help Schmiel, Hicks, Holbach, Brown, Burnham, Schmidt. If you’re a student with studying for these tests! I don’t know about you, EHS, but I feel cheated. here then these names are quite familiar. As “Another school that is nearly identical to Edina’s counselors at the high school, they are here to curriculum (their average student’s score on the ACT listen to your concerns about classes, teachers, is a 25.8, while ours is a 26.2), is Highland Park High schedule changes, and the college application school, located outside of Chicago, Illinois,” referred process. Hicks. “Eighty-four percent of Edina’s students atBut when we step into their offices with a tend college after high school, while Highland Park’s million requests, have we ever considered the is 82%. Not only do they have 8 counselors, but also work load we’re really giving them? Maybe it’s 2 college counselors.” time to realize that our student/counselor ratio Why don’t we have this hired “post-secondary is way above par, and something should be done help” instead of giving all of our college work to to help our over-worked staff. our counselors? Diane Schmiel, one of the 6 members of the Also, a little known secret for seniors doing college counseling staff, said that each counselor, with a apps. “A thorough letter of recommendation takes about few exceptions, is responsible for approximately 2 hours to write,” said Schmiel. However, multiply two 330 students. hours, by 80 letters of recommendation and well…. I’ll photo by Eliza Gabriel According to the American Schooling Counlet you do the math. selors Association, one counselor should have a COUNSELING CAPACITY: The counselors Schmiel did not complain about her heavy work maximum of 250 students. Naturally, at EHS we load; instead she was concerned for her students. have more than 300 students each. go above and beyond the recommendations and “It’s difficult to keep track of that many students give our hired staff almost 100 students greater because I know there are some that aren’t coming than the suggested number. to me with problems they’re having,” said Schmiel. “There are so many issues “Currently at EHS we have 1,850 students. Ten years ago, we had 1,200 that aren’t being addressed with my students that I would like to give attention students and 4 counselors, which meant there were about 300 students per to. I feel that students do better when they know they’re being watched.” counselor,” commented Bill Hicks. “Yes, we have added 2 new counselors to the The majority of students would love the opportunity to come to our counselors system, but we’ve also gained 650 students.” with more questions or concerns. So why can’t we have that option? Adding To get a closer look at the student/counselor ratios at different schools, Hicks more counselors to our staff is the solution. Maybe it’s time for EHS to come was able to find information on schools nearby. to terms with our “normal” work load… and conclude that sometimes it’s too “Blake school has 400 students. Not only do they have a guidance director, but much, not only for the students, but the counselors too.
Caroline Valenta photo editor
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ed/op EHS lunch blunders Big kids use big words: ZEPHYRUSNEWS.COM
DJ Adams and Ben Streeter sports and managing editors
Growing up in American public schools, we have become accustomed to many expectations, no running in the halls and having to remain attentive during class just to name a few. Unfortunately, EHS has been ignoring one of the most important unwritten rules of all: lunch should be enjoyable. Imagine before heading to lunch you decide to talk to a teacher about a college recommendation, or take a minute to tie a shoe like a responsible young lad. Arriving late to the lunchroom, you are immediately forced to deal with the consequences. The first problem with lunch is the lack of chairs. If you are one of the many who is unable to find a seat, the only way to relax is theft. While eventually you obtain a seat, the problem is only passed on to other students. It’s an endless cycle.
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NOT A GOOD EXPERIENCE: “Lunch half-hour” is not the enjoyable break students hope during a stressful school day. The second problem is the food served is not always what the masses desire. To evade this dilemma, many students avoid long lines and bring their own lunch. Therefore, those who do not slave over their own meals at home wait five minutes for a course that is usually, at best, second choice. As a result, many students leave for their “lunch half-hour,” not all of them seniors. Underclassmen are punished for their desperate attempts to find happiness in a short allotted time. They are not allowed to leave, and if caught, consequences are imminent. Even seniors find it difficult to leave for lunch. Although allowed to go wherever they please, thirty minutes is the hidden restriction. The possibility of driving to Subway, standing in line there, eating, and returning to school in time is negligible. “Lunch half-hour” is currently flawed, but the necessary changes are simple. More time would allow for students to relax during a rigorous schedule. A couple of extra chairs would bring school unity and decrease lunchroom tension. Lastly, a student-recommended list of menu items would make long lines worth the wait.
unintentional verbal discrimination at school staff editorial Why is it that when someone uses a racial slur, the world gets up in arms, proclaiming “social justice” and “civil rights” while we allow another derogatory attack on social justice to continue right under our noses? “Gay” and “retarded” are words you have probably heard every day of your life. The friend who called you “gay” in a teasing argument, the kid next to you in math who thought the homework was “retarded.” Those of us who use these words would (hopefully) never make fun of a mentally disabled child or harass a fellow student based on sexual orientation. So why are these negative and hurtful words so commonly heard in our school? Just as the racial slurs are unacceptable, these insults can no longer be tolerated. Do not defend them, saying that they are “just words.” If that was true, racial slurs would be “just words,” or calling someone a name would be “just words.” Afphoto courtesy of highschooljournalsim.com ter all, isn’t everything “just words?” Furthermore, our “THAT’S SO GAY”: Never before has common use of “gay” is teenage slang been so offensive and malicious, suggesting derogatory at EHS and across the country. that anything gay is bad. How would you like it if, regarding something detested, the describing words were things that described you? “Ugh, it’s so Catholic” or “Jewish” or “White” or “Asian” or “Black.” Such reactions would be unacceptable. The same goes for our mentally disabled students. While calling something “retarded” doesn’t necessarily make fun of the mentally handicapped, it is an outdated, cruel word to describe students who have learning challenges. The Zephyrus staff believes our current use of the words “gay” and “retarded” are insensitive and must be frowned upon. We understand that a change is not going to happen at the drop-of-a-hat request from peers, but over time, through simple acts of decency, we believe that students are capable of such change.
We should be held to just this standard Alison Dirr editor-in-chief If you walk into your English class on the day a paper is due, you may notice the number of empty seats, and the attendance office will probably see that more students called in “sick” that day than any other this month. We abuse the policy, then we wonder why the administration limits the number of absences we are allowed. The attendance policy defines an unexcused absence as working or studying from home, employment (except under school-sponsored work program), personal or family vacation that is not pre-arranged, a transportation miscue, or oversleeping. A student with three unexcused absences will be placed on an attendance contract and with another absence, that student will lose credit for the course. These requirements may seem strict, but should the administration hold us to a lower standard? “We don’t want to make very restrictive rules for no reason,” explained Assistant Principal Heidi Howard. “Our goal is to create a place where students
will be in class and learning.” Should we not be expected to come to school? These standards are the bare minimum that the administration could require of us and that we should require of ourselves. Regardless of why we are enrolled, we need to do the best we can and skipping school is not part of the plan. Yes, high school can be overwhelming. Yes, we have a responsibility to show up, not because the administration tells us to, but because we have too much to lose if we don’t. We are required to be in class because high school is the time when we decide what direction our lives will take. If we give up and decide that school doesn’t matter, if we allow ourselves to fall behind in class, we are letting ourselves down. It is for our own good that we are required to come to class on time. At this point, it isn’t about living day-to-day. Sure, skipping may seem like a good idea for now, but if we do this on a regular basis, what are we accomplishing? If we don’t come to class, we aren’t learning, and if we’re not learning, where are we going to end up after high school? The administration is trying to help us succeed by holding us to a very attainable standard, one that we should hold ourselves to as well.
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Minnesota’s Coen brothers return
in St. Louis Park, because Larry’s son, Danny (Aaron Wolff), is studying for his Bar Mitzvah. “I was in two scenes of A SeriMinnesota natives, the Coen ous Man,” remarked Chloe GoodBrothers, have returned home to film man (a sophomore at Armstrong their upcoming R-rated movie, A SeriHigh School and extra in the film). ous Man, to be released in September “One scene at B’nai Emet was fun of 2009. Several cast members and because I played the part of a girl numerous extras in the new film are getting out of Hebrew School durfrom Minnesota. This is the first time ing a tornado. In my other scene, that the Coen Brothers have filmed in I was running out of B’nai Emet their home state since they produced because it was the last day of Hebrew School.” Fargo in 1996. A Serious Man is a black comBob Horwitz, father of Edina edy that is set in a neighborhood in grads Jess and Abby Horwitz, and a St. Louis Park, Minnesota where featured extra in the film remarked, the Coen Brothers grew up. The “It was fun. The experience was film is about the dysfunctional great, and I am happy I did it, but I Gopnik family that is dealing with am glad that it is over. Even though issues ranging from the son’s drug I got my own trailer, ate gourmet use to the daughter’s desire for a food provided by the Coen Brothers’ photo by Todd Barin nose job. Larry, the father (Mipersonal catering company, had chael Stuhlbarg), is going through ON SET IN MINNESOTA: Edina’s Bob Horwitz and other actors the opportunity to meet with the a rough time because his brother pose mid-filming of Coen Brothers’ newest film A Serious Man. timid Coen Brothers, and traveled to will not move out of the house. beautiful Dwan Golf Course to shoot Larry’s wife, Judith (Sari Lennick), issues an ultimatum, stating that if her my scene, I was happy to hear the director say, ‘That’s a wrap.’” brother-in-law (Richard Kind), does not move out of the house, she will. Golfers will appreciate that the Coen Brothers had Bob use authentic Ram golf In filming the movie, the Coen Brothers recreate that 1967 neighborhood by clubs in his scene at Dwan. When asked if Bob could reveal anything about the film filming in parts of St. Louis Park, Edina and Richfield that have seen little change he said, “There are bedroom scenes, lots of profanity and a dollop of blood.” in architecture since the 1960s. Senior Tommy Glass noted that filming of A “The movie will be great if it is anything like their previous films,” noted Serious Man has been taking place in Edina, across the street from Highlands sophomore Sam Klein. The fact that the movie is being filmed in the Twin Cities Elementary School. will create interest among Minnesotans. How it will be received in other states Many scenes take place at B’nai Emet Synagogue, located on Ottawa Avenue remains to be seen.
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Phun phor Phish phans John Lucke staff writer
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After a four-year break, Phish fans will be excited to hear that the group will be reuniting in 2009. Inspired by the Grateful Dead, Phish became famous in the 80s and 90s for their mellow tone and extended improvisations. After playing together for 20 years, the members of the group went their separate ways. The breakup wasn’t sudden or bitter. It was just the next step for the band. Soon after the split, Phish front-man Trey Anasatio remarked, “Not everybody’s fully in agreement. But for three of us, it seemed like the natural thing to do. Bands break up, you know?” On March 6, 7, and 8, 2009, Phish will play three shows at the Hampton Coliseum in Hampton, Virginia. Phish hasn’t stated their reasons for splitting, but many fans will welcome hearing their favorites again, songs like “You Enjoy Myself” and “Heavy Things.” Since the split in 2004, little has been heard concerning the members of Phish. Anastasio played with Dave Matthews and Oysterhead. Jon Fishman joined the Burlington comedy troupe Touchpants of Burlington, Vermont, and he also worked with the Jazz Mandolin Project. This reunion may mean new developments for the group, possibly new songs and albums, and more touring. Phish’s reunion may make improvisation-based bands more popular and revive such a genre for a new generation of listeners.
Google hopes to take a bite out of Apple Just when everyone thought that Google had reached the top of the corporate ladder, TMobile announced its distribution of a Google phone. The phone, dubbed the “G1”, was released October 22 in the United States. This phone will compete with Apple’s iPhone. The G1 is $179 with a two year T-Mobile contract, while the iPhone costs $200-$300 along with a two year AT&T contract. Before Apple’s iPhone release, there were many TV and print advertisements. In comparison, there has been very little hype for the G1. Like the iPhone, the G1 has many features including navigation, high speed internet, WiFi, email, and instant messaging capabilities. Both phones sport a large touch screen. “I love when a phone has internet and music capabilities,” said senior Matt Wagar. “Games would be fun too. When I’m bored sitting in class, I just want to play games.” Lucky for Wagar, who texts constantly, the G1 features a slide-out keyboard, the G1’s own unique feature, for speedy communication. The G1 also contains the entire catalog of the Amazon MP3 music store which the makers of Google added to compete with the immense popularity of iTunes. Only time will tell if the G1 will challenge the iPhone’s legacy.
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Kelsey Hansen staff writer
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culture Are TV queens keeping it real? Zephyrus Volume 29, Issue 2 October 31, 2008
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Kenzie Miller copy editor We’ve all seen them: bobble-headed blondes stealing the small-screen, strutting down Hollywood Boulevard or 5th Avenue flanked by handsome brunette men with last names like “Jenner.” Usually, they are headed to the newest, most exclusive club, café, or bar, dressed to the nines in, ironically, Sevens. Both the fictional and “real” shows surrounding modern young culture, such as The Hills and Gossip Girl, are undoubtedly alluring. Gossip Girl--- a show based in the Upper East Side of New York City and following the sinfully extravagant lives of Blair and Serena, teenage socialites--- raked in an average of 2.6 million viewers per episode in its first season alone. The Hills follows the journey of Lauren Conrad, a blonde ex-Laguna Beacher who struggles to find love, friendship, and the latest handbag, in Hollywood. The Hills is also a “window” through which to view American youth---in the (extremely expensive, red-soled, Christian Louboutin) shoes of Lauren, a twenty-something trying to make her way in the world. Both shows operate along the same lines: unreasonably beautiful people leading lives of drama, fashion, big-city glamour, and well.. drama.
They may be meant to be realistic views of teen and young culture, but are they accurate? “I don’t think our lives are nearly as dramatic as [the characters of Gossip Girl]…” offered senior fan Jane Linner. “We’re not going out to bars nightly or dealing with half their problems.” These “problems,” such as sex tapes on the loose and rampant hard drug use are clearly entertaining to the teen eye, but according to real teens, the shows are not exactly popular for their accuracy. “I watch it for the style, not for substance,” commented junior viewer Lexy Larson. “I don’t expect that my life will be like in the show.” If these shows are so unrealistic and dramatic, what makes them so magnetic to viewers? “For me, it’s the fantasy of it. Who wouldn’t want to be 18 and living on 5th Avenue, shopping and partying?” questioned Linner. “It doesn’t need to be accurate to be entertaining.” “It’s obviously not realistic to look at as teens; they pretty much live adult lives,” explained Larson in reference to The Hills. “I think that’s what makes it interesting, though.” Perhaps teen life will never be captured on the small screen. And so, we continue to wait and watch together, 2.6 million strong, to see what irresponsible shenanigans Blair, Serena, Lauren and Audrina can art by Lyndsay Hage get themselves into next.
Bush movie scores a “W” Old skool super bowl characters include his wife, Laura Bush (Elizabeth Banks), as well as his parents, George H.W. Bush (James Cromwell) and Barbara Bush (Ellen Burstyn). Others who are more politically close to him, such When it comes to movies, timing is everything. as vice president Dick Cheney (Richard Dreyfuss), Whether it’s a big holiday release, or an anticipated Condoleezza Rice (Thandie Newton) and Karl Rove summer flick, opening dates don’t just happen by (Toby Jones) are prominent characters in the movchance. It’s no coinie. Bush’s nemesis, Saddam cidence that W. hit Hussein (Sayed Badreya) was theaters on October originally supposed to make 17, only weeks prior an appearance but got cut durto the presidential ing the editing. election. Not only is W. getting The movie, written press for being controversial, by Stanley Weiser, is a leaked script got several critanything but simple, ics talking. An assistant sold especially when conthe script, so W. was bashed sidering the fact that and criticized long before the Oliver Stone (who has previews aired. previously directed “[I’m] not terribly imAlexander and World pressed,” said Colin Covert, Trade Center) is the a movie critic for the Star director. Tribune, who previewed the “It sounds like it movie. “I wish it had been photo by www.greenpeace.org could be an absolute TAKING COMMAND: “W” follows more pointedly satirical. It felt train wreck because as if it was playing it safe...It’s Bush’s wild path to the presidency. Oliver Stone has been too timid to please the flaming going downhill for a while,” said Art of Film teacher lefties and too harsh to please Bush’s base.” Tim Klobuchar. “And he’s not exactly known for his The targeted audience is not the small percentage subtlety when it comes to political films...On the other of those who either hate or love Bush. According to hand,” Klobuchar continued, “Stone has said W. is a Stone, it is aimed at “that 60 percent in the American satire, a choice that might be a good fit for his over- middle who at least have a little more open mind”. In the-top style.” the end, the success of the film will be up to whether The movie was originally supposed to star Bat- or not those particular viewers show up. man’s Christian Bale as George W. Bush, but when he A key strategy of the Democratic Party has been dropped out, Josh Brolin (from last year’s Best Picture to link Senator John McCain with the negative side of the Year, No Country For Old Men) took his place. of the Bush years. As Stone has made no secret of his The motion picture will cover the president’s life from liberal tendencies, some may look at W. as a $25.1 his early 20s to the war in Iraq. Some of the family million contribution to the Obama campaign.
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After Janet Jackson’s controversial wardrobe malfunction during the half-time performance of Super Bowl 38 in 2004, there have been many performers considered more familyappropriate for the time slot. Next February the streak continues with blue-collar idol Bruce Springsteen. The singer just might be the best to hit the stage after such greats as The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, Prince, and Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers in the past years. These performers have made that old-time Rock and Roll popular again and helped the half-time show recover from the 2004 incident. However, many students believe the half-time performing slot has been filled the past couple years by has-beens. While these performers are much more appropriate and less prone to wardrobe slipups, music and football lovers want to bring more youth into the shows. The younger crowd desires a performer who would be fit for the top of the billboard charts, a place Bruce Springsteen hasn’t been in years. Who would be more desirable to see in the show? “Lil’ Wayne and Kanye West, I’m dead serious,” suggested junior Michael Ward. “Both of these two rappers would do exceptionally in front of thousands of fired up fans with their engaging music.” “John Mayer, for sure,” commented junior Karly Whitsitt. John is famous for his expressive lyrics and his ear-pleasing tune and chart-toppers such as “Waiting on the World to Change” and “Dreaming with a Broken Heart.” “Three Doors Down would be sick,” said junior Jack Trautz. Even this hard rock band from Mississippi could be a factor in somebody’s decision to watch the Super Bowl, especially due to the group’s strong reputation and numerous hits. While current music lovers may not be thrilled by the choice of performer for the half-time show for Super Bowl 43, fans will have to wait in anticipation for Super Bowl 44 in 2010.
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send it to the factory. Then they tell you to swallow your alerting device. The actual location of the factory is very secret. I took the virtual tour online, and the inside looked like a mix between the room in Willy Wonka, where everything is edible, and Hogwarts. In this fantastical factory, talking forks and I stepped out of a cleansing, fulfilling shower and looked at myself in the mirspoons take orders to and from the “Baby-Crafter.” The ror. I gave myself a few up-downs and thought, “Man, Tony, you are a marvelous Baby-Crafter is almost a giant (two stories tall creature. What could have created such an incredible phenomenon?” So I threw at least) block of orange Jell-o that periodion some clothes and headed for my computer. I was running so cally spews out the baby that matches the fast that time seemed to warp. Man, it was weird. So I most recent order form. sat at my computer and googled “where babies come Around the time of step 3, your stomach from,” and here is what I found. is probably very bloated from swallowing If you ever for some reason want to obtain a the alerting device. This is normal. Meansmall child, then you must go through three steps. while, at the factory, the forks and spoons Step one is the ordering phase. You call some weird take the new gelatinous humanoid and clean number and place your order. The strange voice it off, test for the exact specifications and then asks for all the specifications, and when I say all, package it up. Once about 50 babies are packI mean all. They’ll ask for desired sex, height, aged up, the forks and spoons get in a purple weight, personality traits, favorite sports, fatruck and bring them back to the Keebler vorite foods and anything else you can imagine. squirrel shipping tree. (Finding this out, I realized it must have taken Around this time, you feel something pop, my parents 10 years to perfect me - flawlessand water rushes out of your body! Yes, the ness takes time!) alerting device just went off. You know that The place that actually takes your order your special little treat is ready. From the tree, is a giant tree, much like the Keebler Elf tree, they ship the baby back to you. where tiny talking squirrels scurry about With a little help from a few speedy squirin frenzy, making sure they get the orders rels, a couple hundred talking silverware, a just right. Once you give the final order, giant magical block of orange Jell-o, and Fephoto courtesy of www.savebabies.org/images/babies they give you one of those alerting devices dEx, your baby takes a grand total of nine you get at restaurants that let you know your table is ready. In this case, months. This delicate process is a tradition. it lets you know when your baby is ready. Babies have been crafted and forged this way for millions of years, and so I’m Step two is simple. Those little squirrels take your completed order sheet and sure nothing will change the process any time soon.
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Pumpkin Carving Contest! Rules and Directions
Zephyrus is hosting our first annual pumpkin carving contest. The rules are simple. 1. Take the pumpkin to the right and cut the whole thing out. Be neat because quality is taken into account when we pick a winning pumpkin. 2. Start coloring. Be creative. 3. Cut out a face like a real pumpkin. Make it as scary and cool as possible. 4. WRITE YOUR NAME AND GRADE ON THE BACK. Do not forget this or your pumpkin will be thrown away. 5. Turn in your pumpkins by Wednesday, November 12th to either me (Tony Quattrini), or the publications center which is in room 377 B. Slide it into the mail slot by the door. The Zephyrus staff will collectively choose the best pumpkin. The winner will be given a $25 gift certificate to Chipotle and a special surprise.
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