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September 8, 2014 Volume 3 • Issue #01
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September 8, 2014
Laugh-A-Bit with Tidbits
Free Fun Take One
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies, "Not BAAAAD!"
Patient: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Patient: Really? What color?
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