The Bugging Computer and Trolling Trolls

You call 911 with intensive fingers, but then you realize as soon as you thought the snake was gone . . . a hiss comes from all around. It seems you have angered the snake of this forest. He slithers down the tree and comes slowly at you. It would take too long to open the phone back up, so you climb up a tree. And you see an old snake net only a few feet south, so you jump off the tree and run as fast as he can to the net. You get it and try it out, and it still seems firm. You run to the snake, who lashes out at you, but it gets in the bag by accident. You close it and knot it super hard. You now call the police and a zoo for the snake. They both arrive on time, so you explain to the cops and to the zoo owner. The zoo owner says you found a new type of snake and since you found it, you should name it. You decide on Leviticus Mirus. You get a fifty dollar fine for going into a restricted area given by the cops. Don’t go into restricted areas or this will happen to you too.

The Bugging Computer and Trolling Trolls

Warning: This story is full of trolls, memes and, well, more of those. If you have Memephobia, don’t read this story then. Even if you are not, I would request this link for you, which is filled with no memes or trolls. (Maybe one troll.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0. If you didn’t choose the link, then please enjoy the story. Dallas, Texas July 27, 2018

A few days ago, you bought yourself a brand new computer and it was mainly for yourself and some work that you have, but today was an important day, as your cousins were coming over in a few hours. A few hours later they came, and you invited them in. Your cousins asked to go on your computer, which they do for an hour before coming out to get some takeout. They all agreed on Olive Garden. When you got back home it was late, so the cousins’s parents decided to take them home. You went to the computer and decided to go and do some work, but your computer was acting up because your cousin downloaded a virus. You have to get rid of it, but you don’t know how to. So, you decided to go to bed and schedule a time for your computer to get fixed. You typed in your password, texted the number, and scheduled a time at 5pm to 6pm. Your head was feeling light-headed, and you decided to go to bed. You flipped the switch and the room went dark. In a matter of seconds, you fell asleep. In two hours, you woke up, but you could only see “0101001110” all around you and different lines of code. You went to punch the wall, but your hand passed through the wall. You felt shocked and started to wonder if it was a dream. You walked around until finding out what happened . . . As you walked around, you saw something that looked like a mirror, but when you looked through it, you saw yourself sleeping from the angle at the computer. You seemed to find out that you were at the top of the monitor, A.K.A. the camera. And you saw that there was no fall damage, so you risked it and jumped. You fell really far down and fell at the bottom of the desktop, which is known as the taskbar. And you saw many icons of all the software that you use. But there is one that you didn’t recognize and around it was a bunch of error signs. But something strange was happening: they were moving towards you. You got up and stumbled when trying to run away but you realized . . . that you can’t run!?!? You went to Chrome and asked it about the thing walking towards you. It briefly explained that it’s a random virus and it sensed you as the data location for the computer’s memory. But as you were talking, it kept on coming closer, and soon Chrom said, "Quick, jump inside of me!" You had no choice but to do what it said. As you jumped through, Chrome yelled, “Remember this, you control the computer.” You reached a meme website with tons of rickrolls and pokemon memes. Your head started to buzz, and you began to see tons of notifications about viruses. And then error signs appeared behind you, so you teleported to Windows and pressed on Minecraft. You started a new world and started to run as fast as you could, but you were getting slowed down?!?! It’s lag, you realized. Some viruses can cause data loss, which can make more lag. And then you felt weaker, your head