SECONDARY CHARACTER LIST The Unruffled Birds, various (various) – a group of supposed pacifists who came about after a humiliating defeat against an egg collecting society. All have exceptionally dull coloured feathers. They have set up their own charity to raise awareness for egg thievery. Dusty Rose, 25 (red) – leader, known as Dusty R. Monotonous way of talking. Azure 3, Azure 4 & Lindsay, 16 (blue) – identical triplets, rule keepers, the eyes of the foundation, tattletales Shell, 33 (black) – unemotional, restrained, quiet. Intimidating size. Chiffon, 24 (white) – suffers from uncontrollable egg laying Oriollie Locke, 27 (the oriole) – Dappy Bird’s new middle class, bisexual friend through their stint on Celebrity Big Birder. Flamboyant, fashionable, charming. Wade, 20 (the ruddy duck) – Nige’s emotional tormentor throughout secondary school. Scheming, sly. Is secretly another animal in disguise, wearing a dog mask. Dappy Bird, 18 (the verdin) – lead singer of a secondary school grime/RnB band. Fights often with Dorsey due to competition. Kicked out of school for taking mephedrome. Sexist, crude.