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Well straddle my filthy chops and call me Sandra. Your favourite (or hopefully soon-to-be favourite) student mag is back and we’re feeling sexier than ever! For those of you that don’t know it, every page of Wireless Magazine is written and designed by students all over the UK - make sure you get in on the action too (just go to www.wirelessmag.co.uk/write). This issue is a bloody humdinger, featuring exclusive interviews with the fat thumbed comedy genius Russell Howard, the far-tooclever director Rian Johnson, the terrifyingly hard Ben Drew (Plan B to you and me), the laptop genius Dan Le Sac, super catchy Fun. and Uni tips from the rather lovely Fresh Meat actress Charlotte Ritchie. Oh and you’ll get to learn what ketchup sex is too. Hot diggity. Enjoy... x

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Freshers Edition 2012

In this issue....

Page 08: New bands you need to see

Page 14: 8 People You’ll Meet In Halls

Page 16: Russell Howard

t Page 20: Joe and the Gian Burger

words: Ben Gibson

Page 24: Rian Johnson

Page 36: Ben Drew

Page 32: Fresh Meat’s Charlotte Ritchie

Page 30: Fun.

Page 42: Dan Le Sac

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tunities to get down to your nearest Now you’re at Uni, there will be countless oppor town. Here is our pick of the best new venue to check out some of the bands coming to down at the front, man...”. bands, so you can say “yeah, I saw em first, I was Alessi Laurent-Marke is a writer of sweet, simple and honest songs reminiscent of Belle And Sebastian or The White Stripe's old acoustic stuff. What's more, according to Wikipedia her dad was one of the producers behind Shooting Stars and Snuff Box so you at least owe it to him to go to all her gigs.

Alessi’s Ark

TOY

Daughter

www.alessisark.com

Former members of Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong got back together, bought some paisley shirts and started making 60's psych inspired shoegaze stuff. It's all extremely good, and they rather aptly supported the Horrors earlier this year. This lot will probably get pretty big, so make sure you head out to see them when you get a chance! www.toy-band.com

This hotly tipped trio produce a beautiful minimalist sound with hugely affecting vocals courtesy of their singer Elena Tonra. They've been in Abbey Road Studios working on their forthcoming debut, and going off what little has been released so far it's going to be something special.

Savages It's unavoidable that Savages will get a lot of comparisons to Joy Division because of their trebley post punk bass, tight drum patterns and the lead singer's Ian Curtis-esque haircut.

Another thing they have in common with JD is their tight, superhumanly energetic live shows, which is even more impressive when you consider that they've hardly been together for a year. Their single Husbands is well worth a listen... www.savagesband.com

www.facebook.com/ohdaughter

Before Aluna Francis and George Reid decided to combine names and musical forces they were involved in high maintenance electro and math rock outfits respectfully. Their joint venture consists of much simpler melodic pop tunes sung over some super smart R'n'B production work. The pair have embraced the modern American mainstream in all its glory and set it back down in an interesting www.alunageorge.com direction.

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Alessi’s Citizens!

Ark

Theme Park

Stubborn Heart

Palma Violets

Awesome electro-pop love songs with a real icey, dark edge. Citizens! have all the restraint and stylistic prowess of the best 80s post-punk groups and if nothing else, danceability. They have a handful of UK dates in September, before buggering off on tour around the world so we wholeheartedly recommend catching them when you get the chance. www.citizenscitizens.com

Storybooks

Theme Park's rare style of melodic funk-rock is quickly earning them a lot of attention. The popular comparison is to Talking Heads, which is completely fair on tracks like 'Milk' with its scratchy guitar and simple keyboard melodies. They’re on tour at the moment, make sure you catch them on the dates that aren’t sold out!

Storybooks are a six piece band who play indie rock with an old fashioned sincerity rarely seen these days.

Lead singer Kristofer Harris has an excellent melancholy tinged voice which works a treat on their quieter numbers.

www.themeparkband.com

Electro duo Stubborn Heart have taken on the near herculean task of bringing an emotional edge to the macho world of dubstep, with their self proclaimed “electronic soul from the heart". The results sound blippy and emotion wrenching, a bit like Thom Yorke's solo stuff. Or if you imagine Hurts having a sexy tango with Skrillex. www.stubbornheart.com

The music of Rough Trade's Palma Violets has been scarce throughout the year but luckily they've been touring relentlessly so you're bound to see one of their chaotic live shows before you hear a record. They often play in their PJs and few months back they were also arrested in Liverpool for breaking into a helter skelter. If they can stay out of jail long enough to record their debut then it will definitely be worth listening to.

The Adamski Kid Winner of Sideline Magazine's 'Face The Beat' Competition, this is a manic amalgamation of influences which results in some startling and catchy tracks. facebook.com/theadamskikid

www.facebook.com/palmaviolets

With huge vibes of that grungey West coast lo-fi sound, Splashh could well be Britain's answer to Wavves. Come to think of it even their names are quite similar, which is kind of fitting given that both bands eschew originality in favour of being really loud, getting wasted and just being awesome in general.

Splashh

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Dead Social Club 6-piece electronictinged indie group comparable to the Rakes / Depeche Mode. Keep an eye on ‘em! deadsocialclub.com

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...NEWCASTLE (and a bit)

Mon 10th September

Sun 16th September

Sat 22nd September

The Cluny: Cate Le Bon Cornerhouse: Vieux Carre Jazzmen

Gateshead: The Three Tuns: Hellbound Hearts + Mother Firefly + Public Secret Wardles: Dave And Nicole St. Peter’s Social Club: Echoes

Gateshead: The Sage: Space Invasion O2 Academy: Lee Paul Band Hoochie Coochie: A Certain Ratio

Mon 17th September

Sun 23rd September

Gateshead: The Sage: Dexys O2 Academy: Pierce The Veil & Crown The Empire Cornerhouse: Vieux Carre Jazzmen

Gateshead: Julian Cope St Peters Social Club: The Gatecrashers Gateshead: The Blue Bell: Thin Lizzy Tribute, Black Rose

Tue 18th September

Mon 24th September

Tue 11th September O2 Academy: The Cult + Killing Joke The Hotspur: TNS Newcastle

Wed 12th September The Cluny: Divorce + Nately's Whore's Kid Sister + Tide Of Iron Walders: Buskers Night

Thurs 13th September Gateshead: The Sage: Plainsong Head Of Steam: Piney Gir + Gem Andrews + Correatown

Fri 14th September O2 Academy: The Pink Floyd Dimension The Cluny: Pineapple Thief O2 Academy: Newcastle’s Biggest Friday Night Student Party

B.o.B: 15th Sept@Newcastle Student Union

Sat 15th September Mill Volvo Tyne Theatre: Open Mic UK Newcastle University Student Union: B.o.B Cornerhouse: Mr Wray Band

O2 Academy: Dappy Mill Volvo Tyne Theatre: Joe McElderry The Cluny: Butch Hancock + Paul Handyside Gateshead: The Three Tuns: The Rise

Wed 19th September

O2 Academy: Malefice The Cluny: Cave Painting

Tue 25th September Gateshead: The Three Tuns: Black International O2 Academy: Straight Lines The Hotspur: TNS Newcastle

Trillians Rock Bar: Nashville Pussy Star & Shadow Cinema: Deep Time The Head Of Steam: Mark Morriss (The Bluetones) Gateshead: The Sage: Marc Almond

O2 Academy: Halestorm & Zico Chain The Cluny: Jessica Hoop 02 Academy: Rival Sons

Thurs 20th September

Thurs 27th September

O2 Academy: Then Jerico Live Theatre: Jumpin Hot Club Gateshead: BALTIC Centre For Contemporary Art: Noizechoir

O2 Academy: Richard Hawley Brandling Villa: The Blitz & Logoz Trillians Rock Bar: Hostage Rescue Team + Dead Like Wolves The Head Of Steam: Fitz

Fri 21st September The Sage Gateshead: Darren Hayes O2 Academy: Maverick Sabre The Cumberland Arms: The Men They Couldn’t Hang South Shields: Custom House Arts Centre: The Christians

Wed 26th September

Fri 28th September Gateshead: Pelaw Inn: Diablo Gateshead: The Lancastrian: The Jam’d The Cluny: The Rollin’ Clones 49

Sat 29th September

Thurs 4th October

Mon 8th October

O2 Academy: Rollin’ Clones Heaton RAOB Club: Borderland Newcastle: The Cumberland Arms: Thomas Truax 02 Academy: Dragon Force

Gateshead: The Sage: Kathryn Williams The Cluny: Al Lewis The Other Rooms: Mausi

Gateshead: The Sage: Ultravox The Cluny: The Travelling Band Trillians Rock Bar: The Skints 02 Academy: Gallows

Fri 5th October

Tue 9th October

Metro Radio Arena: Nickelback Legends: XP8 02 Academy: We Are Augustines Gateshead: Old Town Hall: Harajuku!

O2 Academy: Newton Faulkner Newcastle City Hall: Richard Street Northumbria University Union: Benjamin Francis Leftwich

Sat 6th October

Wed 10th October

Gateshead: Black Bull: Diablo O2 Academy: Reckless Love Hoochie Coochie: Incognito Northumbria University Student Union: Hugh Cornwell

Newcastle City Hall: Deacon Blue The Cluny: Palma Violets 02 Academy: Nina Nesbitt

Sun 30th September

Sun 7th October

The Cluny: Smoke Fairies O2 Academy: While She Sleeps Gateshead: The Sage: The Levellers

O2 Academy: Twisted Wheel The Cluny: Jason And The Scorchers St. Peter’s Social Club: The Proper Boys

Gateshead: Roddy Woomble O2 Academy: Reverend & The Makers Trillians Rock Bar: Antlered Man 02 Academy: Fearless Vampire Killers

Nickleback: 5th Oct@Metro Radio Arena

Mon 1st October O2 Academy: Azealia Banks The Cluny: Misty’s Big Adventure The Cluny: A Plastic Rose + Wecamefromwolves

Tues 2nd October Gateshead: The Sage: Ray Davies The Cluny: Boycie The Hotspur: TNS Newcastle Free Live Folk Session

Wed 3rd October Gateshead: The Sage: Andy McKee + Preston Reed + Jon Gomm Metro Radio Arena: George Michael Gosforth: The Queen Victoria: #coolasfolk

Thurs 11th October

Misty ’s Big Adven ture

I Like Trains – 16th October @ The Clun y, Newcastle – Excellent indie rock with heav y Joy Division-like overtones.

Misty’s Big Adventure – 1st October @ The Cluny, Newcastle – Disregarding the superficiality of music industry tren ds, surrealist pop-group Misty’s Big Adventur e produce quality songs with life affirming properties.

Slash – 15th October @ 02 Academy – Is he everything that’s wrong with rock or everything that’s right with it?

Nickelback - 5th October @ Metro Radio Arena - Nickelback are to music what Gold en Wonder are to crisps, or what Ringo was to the Beatles, or what Episode I was to Star Wars etc.

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Fri 12th October

Fri 19th October

Thurs 25th October

O2 Academy: Bloc Party Star Inn: On The Rocks The Cluny: We Were Promised Jetpacks

Newcastle University Students Union: Terrorvision Legends: Alter Creed Blake’s Coffee House: Carly Blaine + Graeme Armstrong

The Cluny: Colin Vearncombe AKA Black Tyneside Irish Centre: Gemma Hayes 02 Academy: Dan Le Sac & Friends Metro Radio Arena: Nicki Minaj

Sat 13th October The Star: Borderland O2 Academy: Propaganda Head Of Steam: Alex Butler

Sun 14th October Gateshead: The Sage: Mary Coughlin The Cluny: Fossil Collective 02 Academy: Bowling For Soup

Mon 15th October Gateshead: The Sage: Shawn Colvin O2 Academy: Slash Mill Volvo Tyne Theatre: The Haunting

Tue 16th October The Cluny: I Like Trains O2 Academy: The Enemy The Hotspur: TNS Newcastle Free Live Folk Session

Wed 17th October Trillians Rock Bar: Jet Black Newcastle City Hall: Level 42 Gosforth: The Queen Victoria: #coolasfolk

Thurs 18th October Gateshead: The Sage: Seth Lakeman The Cluny: The Twilight Sad The Cluny: The Wicked Whispers 02 Academy: Flux Pavilion

Sat 20th October

Fri 26th October

Newcastle City Hall: Last Night Of The Proms O2 Academy: Little Comets 02 Academy: The Farm Hoochie Coochie: Charles Walker & The Dynamites

The Cluny: Blacklisters + We Are Knuckle Dragger 02 Academy: No Lights At Lockdown 02 Academy: Heaven 17

Sun 21st October

Sat 27th October

Seven Stories: Eleanor And Julia’s Musical Adventures Gateshead: The Sage: Don McLean St. Peter’s Social Club: The Deetees

Hoochie Coochie: Westcoast Soulstars The Cluny: Damien Dempsey 02 Academy: I Am I

Mon 22nd October 02 Academy: Ben Montague Theatre Royal: Oliver!

Trillians Rock Bar: Random Hand

Tues 23rd October Northumbria University Student Union: The Devin Townsend Project The Cluny: Bo Ningen Digital: Delphic + D/R/U/G/S

Wed 24th October Gosforth: The Queen Victoria: #coolasfolk The Cluny: Folks Digital: Delilah inaj: Arena Nicki M@Metro Radio t c O h t 5 2

Sun 28th October Head Of Steam: Brother Bones The Cluny: Skinny Lister The Cluny: Two Gallants 02 Academy: Labrinth

Mon 29th October The Cluny: Ellen And The Escapades The Cluny: Toy 02 Academy: The Cribs

Tues 30th October Trillians Rock Bar: Modulate + Surgyn The Cluny: Pure Love 02 Academy: Lucy Rose

Wed 31st October Salford: The Lowry: Kevin Bridges Manchester Academy: Two Gallants + Every Time I Die

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